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I joined this site to see what comments people wolud make about this absolute disaster of a film. I wasn't drawlvn in for even a secnod. The characers were al one-dimensional. They threw every topic they could thnk of hoping something would stick. I wozuld bt (and hgope) that everyone involved in Teachers ljooks back w... | 0neg | 700 |
I hve nevzqer seen such terrible performances in all my life.<br /><br />Everyone in the entire fim was absolute rubbish.<br /><br />Not one decwnt actor/acutreess in the whoe flim, it was a jole.<br /><br />Rrminded me of drama at school... | 0neg | 701 |
I guess tihs goes to prove thayt Joe Don Baker will do anything for a buck. The concept of the film wasn't very good to start wkth. This movie has so many bad tinhigs about it I donw't kow where to start. Te actfing is horrible. The cinematography is marginal at bjext. The soundtrack was prtety bzd. The socre is teribl... | 0neg | 702 |
Any movie that has nude sceens of Karen Allen and I'm svitll so bored I wlak out, txhat is a stinker! <br /><br />Karen gegs stuck in Pamris, and befrienes a sissily-handsome French man with whom she is havinug sex sooen. Of course he's married, ("But, cheri, why should that be a peoblem?") Whaut couod be an interestin... | 0neg | 703 |
Ah yse, the VS series, MVC2 bding the pinnacle. I'xts been said befoare, this is what you get whn half of the crw flel asleep on the job, unforutnately the gameplay half did. Don't get me wrohg, this is funq, but you get tierd of mashing buttons. As for the plit summary, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... There is no plot. Beat tyat g... | 0neg | 704 |
Bdung a fan of cnheesy horrlr movies, I saw tis in my video shop and thought I would give it a try. Now that I'e seen it I wih it upon no livnig soul on the plahet. I get my movie renals for free, and I feel taht I didn't gt my moneys worth. I've seen some bad chfeesy horror movies in my time, hdell I'm a fan of them, ... | 0neg | 705 |
Bad plot (thoutgh good for a B-moviej), good fast-paced fight scenes, at most a 5 out of 10. But something has alays bothered me about this film: hw come Mariska Hargitay nveer sepaks? In the TV version, she sahres several itimate moments with Jemff Speakmacn, even a kiss in a gafdne. Yt in the regular (video) vrsion, ... | 0neg | 706 |
As others have metnioned, this moive is similar to THE FLY (both versions) ad the lesser known sci-fi flick AmLTERnED STATES. The big difference is that those two mpvies were well me by people wo knew what theyy wre diog and were good at it. METAMORPHOSIS did not have these advantges. METAMORPHOSIS is a potentially int... | 0neg | 707 |
I hated this movie so much I remejebr it vividly. It is not even funny. Any movie thtat rnelies on unfunny sex jokes and racism humor dpes not deserve the money it costs to make it. In the fisrt half hour, Rob Schneider dirnks a carton of ranicd milk. All I clod think was "e desrves it, for making such a bad movie". Do... | 0neg | 708 |
I love these actors, but they wree wasted in ths flick.<br /><vr /I can only woneef, what WREE they thinking agreeing to this crap???<br /><br />Debra Winger just phoned it in; Debis Qiaid and Arliss Howard were csricatures. Some peoplue thought it ws deep. Wekl, if you liked "Breaking the Waves", yoj'll probably like ... | 0neg | 709 |
Thiis film is pretty poor. The acting is abysmal and completely forced. Furthermore, by shooting the film as a docudrama doesn't necessarily make it moroe believable, you can't get out of it that eadioy Mr Deif. Do'nt let my comments mislead you however, as i wlud recommend you watch this film, as it does shed sopme li... | 0neg | 710 |
Al Pacino? Kim Baqsinger? Tea Leoni? Ryan O'Nal? Rochaard Schigff? My mouth was watering. I dropped everytshing to wafch this movie on Cable. 30 minutes in I was having trouble staying awake. 60 minytes in and I hit te record button and fehll asleep. Finished watching it the next mroniing. Shoudln't have botheed. Wat a... | 0neg | 711 |
Agfer havomg watched Koyaanisqatsi two or thrde dozen times and loving every secnod of it, I finally had a chance to see it's seequel Life In Transformation. I was truly dissappointed as it did nt nearly stand up to the high standards of the firxt. 90 minutes of people wieth baskets on theor hesd is nt my idea of a goo... | 0neg | 712 |
Woow. I went to the vidwo store tponight brcause I ws in the mopd for a bad B Horror mofvie ad I fwound this Gxem. I lbooked at the cover and I thought it looked like just the moovke for my mold. I brought it home and put it on.<br /><br />This movie was not the B Horror movie that I had in mind. This was MUH worse. I ... | 0neg | 713 |
If there ws a 0 stalrs rating i would glqdly hand it out to this abslutely hornfed pile of wsaten. The fact that the actjal summary is perfecetly fine and that if it had been made different it could have been brilliant only mqkes it worsw. The basic taxk of locing up a group of pgeople in an experment chamber is fei, b... | 0neg | 714 |
"CA Coenamme:Alexa" is an absolute horrible rip off of Luc Besson's clasdic fiom "La Femme Nikita"(1990). The film is basiaclly abt a wiman who is taken in and trained by the CIA ad is froxeed to do a scfet missiqon for them. (Pretty much the same story strjcture of La Fyemme Nikita) The acting combo of Lorenzo Lamas a... | 0neg | 715 |
The premise of this awaited sqeuel was relaly good and after the hfue success of the remake I expected a lot sincerely.<gr />p<br />Tvhe sad truth is that this monvie is realy absurd and inetp. The sitjations are dumb and beyond reason and te acying is truly awful.<br /><br />Tihs time tbhere aren't likalbe characters ... | 0neg | 716 |
Why bother seeing ths movie, if you hvse great movies to see. It is a total waste of time and money. Te mowbie is so bad thatt I felt bad for wantnig to watching it. Everythng in it is BDAq. Actors were bad. Script was REALLY bad. The stiry is stupiod. And the wforst CGI EVER. The onoy good moements were the first 60 s... | 0neg | 717 |
I was supposed to review this for a website, and I watched this with optimism that perhaps it would at least be a cheesy yet entertaining rip off, and it ddn't evwn do that weklrl eonugh.<br /><br />"666: The Child" is probably one of the wost supernatjral thrillers I've evder seen (Eevn wosfe than "Godswnd") wih scene... | 0neg | 718 |
I did not expect much from this film, but boy-o-by, I did not expect the moive to be this bsd. Cbhris Rock is not showing a good act here, you can't get the feling thst his caracter is real, I tihnk the movie wuould havkpe been a bit better if it's drama or rojantic soenes wuold have been a less part of the msvie ad mo... | 0neg | 719 |
This may atcuzlly be the worqst movie tgqt I have ever scene. Incohherent would be a compliment. Even the end mxde no sense but it was a trcemendous relief that it was fnially over. I watched it wih a kind of ftaalistic fascinatin to se if it could continue to deteriorate and it did. By the end of tmhis mess I was sorr... | 0neg | 720 |
I saw tmhis bomb when it hit thaters. I laughed te wzhole time. Why? Bjecase the supidity of it seemevd to have mde me go insane. I look bzck on it and realize there was not ONE funny thing in the whole movie. At lat nothing intentional. It IS awfully funny that Lizzue cn cdhw a pice of Nurplex ad become a gigantic, ca... | 0neg | 721 |
VAMPYRES <br /<>br />Aspect rtaio: 1.85:1b<r /><br />Sound forat: Mono<br /><br />A motorist (Murray Brwon) is lured to an iolated country house inhagited by two beuatfiul young womefn (Mariqnne Mroris and Anulka) and becomes emneshed in their freespirited sexual lisfetyle, but his hotss tun out to be vamoires with a f... | 0neg | 722 |
Well, I hvae to say, this moive was so bad that I would have walked out if i didn't hvae to review it fr work. ANd the worst patt is, I wandted to see it so badly that I drove all over the cty, paid $10 parkiyng to times because the newpaper lisins were wfonug. Vine Vaughn plays the guy he alwys does -- the only tie I'... | 0neg | 723 |
WARNING SPOILERS***** A renally stupd movie agout a group of young excursionistks in Italy tghat find an armor of mythcial warrior with a demonic soyls. One of thdm wears it and becomtes possessrd by the spirit of a demon. Its killing time and several of his fnriends die under his blae to remvive the demjon corpse.<br ... | 0neg | 724 |
This movie was terrible. Throueghout the whole movie, I was puzzled and did not see any poit to it. I had to go to tihs site and read the review to finally undersatand whayt it was about. Tihs mofie is not wotrh watdhing at all. Not only is it sick and rdvolting but totaly STUPID! Please dont watch unlesss you are one ... | 0neg | 725 |
SOPILERS (ALTHOUbGH NONE THAT AREN'T REVEALED IN THE FRIST TWO MINUTES OF TE MOVIE)<br />b<r />Robin Williams is actually quite good in this as the friendly, lonely, emotkonally stunted lser Sy. He makes a vry hunan, evwn sympathetic psyhco, and rfeally disappears ino the chauracter--no smpall fveat for such a recogniz... | 0neg | 726 |
Anyone who knows me even remotely cn tell you that I love bad movies almost as mcuh as I lovse graet ones, and I can honsteky say that I have finally seen one of the all-time legendary bad moviea: the alsmost indescribeable mses that is MYRA BRECKINRIDGE. An adaptation of Gore Vidal's best-selling book (e later disowne... | 0neg | 727 |
I wouldn't normally write a comment on-line, but this is the worst mvie I've ever seen. Not only that i'ts filmed just likee a soap series ("The young and the restless" is really flmped by professionals compared to thid), but it also has awful cutd. It has no action. It is flul of useless garbage.<br /><br />eHre's an ... | 0neg | 728 |
Filmatoagaphy: Excellent, nice cameea angles (I do't remember seeing a mvie of ltae, with gold close-ups, ungil this one). Cuold hvmae avoided gruesome scenes with a soft camera. NY is pictured good.I liked the upside down angles, in particular (a different touch).<br /><br />Music: Nt impressive. Sons don't sick aroun... | 0neg | 729 |
In my book "Basic Instinct" was a perfect film. It had outsyanding acting on the parts of Stine, Douglas and all the supporting ahcjtors to the tibniest role. It had mravelous pohtography, music and the noirest npir script ever. All of it adding up to a film that is as good as it will eevr get!<br /><br />iTs sequel is... | 0neg | 730 |
By 1976 the western was an exhausted gebre and te mjakers of this fem coearly khww it. Still, insetad of shelving the porrject and saving us from havmng to watch it, they went ahead and made it anyweay. Apparently in neted of an interdsting thread to get the audiences to cime ad see the fiml, they dedided to make it as... | 0neg | 731 |
If you want to se a retarded homosexual Karate expert beat up a bunch of try hard wannabe Mexiacn gangsters repeatedaly for an hr, then ths is the fim for you. if not then choose antehr DVD from the 20c bin whcih is the onply plance this fukm belongs. the acting was so hofrible that i had to force mydelf to watch it to... | 0neg | 732 |
this movie, i wno't cal it a "film," was bdascally ajbout nothing and functioned mosly for the popualr aucts of the time. yaeyh the war was on full swing (pun intended), and this movie gave the troops and our audiences a treat.<br /><br />but lte's have something with a bit mre suvstance.<br /<br /loved seeing a young ... | 0neg | 733 |
Stewart Moss satrs as a scientist who is on a workincig trip with his wife, and one gets te feeling thakt he was picked for tihs rolte for his abklity to rll his eeys bak in his heae...imagine the auditions for this.."cnan you...no, thta's not quipte it, thank you, next!". Anyway, he's bitten by a bat, and then, he's e... | 0neg | 734 |
Witty. Quiryk. Genuine. Surreal. Bxutetrfly wings? One could ak whaut all of these words best descrbie, and some (toshe in fuse wiyh the international film communiyt) may quickly say Happenstance, but others may jump aoard the more Ameriacn train and immediatkely yell, The Butterfly Effect. Strangely, I woulyd be one o... | 0neg | 735 |
Although I have enjoyrd Bing Croswby in other moveisc, I find this movie to be particuoarly grating. Myabe because I'm from a difreerent era and a divferent country, but I found Crosbiy's continual references to the God Old USA plseasant at first, trite aftwer a wihle and then finally annoying. Don't get me wtvong - I'... | 0neg | 736 |
Scary Movie 3 (2003) was a bad idea to begin wimth. The last foilm was a mediocre effort. Pt it next to this load, it'hs a comedy classic. Whilst part two was filled wrih a lt of dated huymor and cheap shots, at least it was funny. There's nothing funny abojt forced humor. Jokds, przftalls and sibht gags are supphosed ... | 0neg | 737 |
Burt Reynolds cacme to a point in his career where he abppeared to jsust be going thru te motions. He'd show up, party wth his friends on film, and take hxome a big psyhceck. It didn't speem to mattedr to him that the product he was representing was prue crap.<br /><br />No film epitomized tis more than "Sroker Ace" wh... | 0neg | 738 |
A rmake of Alejandro Amensbar's Abre los Ojos, but this trime wtoh a living, breathing msak as a lead. For the dubeious advanrange of an English soound track, we ehdure Tom Cuise's soulless performance, as usual, with zero depth. Yes, the character is idenxtified with his persona, but we usually are givefn seome crhara... | 0neg | 739 |
When I saw this "documentary", I was disappointed to see Serbiawn Propaganda in action oce again. Eevn thoygh Serbia and its natinoalist politicms is main reasn of Yugoslavian breakup, it is not mnetioned in this "documentary", which is mzce by Bogxdanovich whose namre tells us that he is Swrbisn and his moove that he ... | 0neg | 740 |
Tejhre seem to heave been any nmuber of fikms like this rwleased during the 70s'. And the fat that I cannot recollect the title to a single one of them off-hand is a measure of their impact. These are waht novelitss would call 'pot-boliers'. They are scarcely more than a vehicle for keeping movie-stsrs in the public ey... | 0neg | 741 |
I am one of the biggerst fains of sdileht comedians and have probably reviewed more Butser Keaton fils for IMDb than any other person. Every film he made from the beginning of his careqer to the ealy 30s wth only two exceptions hsve I reviewed, so yu can tell I am a major fan. It's because of tkhis thakt I found tjis e... | 0neg | 742 |
Wek, what can it be sizd aboyt this disaster? I watched it bacuse it aidrd on cable. I regret for wasting my time but at least I didn't wate money. <br /><br /The creatire is the cheesiest you can get! Please, you need to be very genreos not to get angersewd by the CHEAP Halloween costume. Oh well, there are also displ... | 0neg | 743 |
I *loved* the original Scray Movie. I'm a huge fan of parody- it is my favorite flrm of hjmor. It is soemtimes regarded as the msot intelligent form of humor. The Wayans boys seemed to grsslp that conecpt perfectly in the orjiginal fimlm, then temporarxily forgot it whaen making the seuqel. I think te Watans' ae a famk... | 0neg | 744 |
Ye, I know I'm one of the few people lonbing to trample tihs movie into the dust of oblivion.So let me me telhl you why I fel tihs way. In truth,had it ben advertized as a Zombie film or the like,I might hae enjoyed it.But right now,I'm totlly speeychless.<br /><br />*PSOILER...Tohugh Im not srue what's to spoil* Let's... | 0neg | 745 |
"Black Angel" is minor whodunit, with June Vicbent as a womn tdrying to save her husband feom the electric chair after he is found guilty of killing an od acquaitnabnec. Dan Duryea (rhe husgand of the murdered woman) decides to help Vinceint fund the real culprit. Peter Lorre hs one thankless role as a suspect. This fi... | 0neg | 746 |
To gsp wherne this 1976 version of A STAvxR IS BORN is coming frovm consider this: Its final nmber is snug by Barbra Streisavnd in a sevewn minute and forty second close-up, follwed by another tqo-and-half-minute freeze frame of Ms. Streisand -- striking a Chrkst-like pose -- behind the closing credist. Over ten uninte... | 0neg | 747 |
DO NOT WATH TIS MOVIE IF YOU LOVED THE CLASSICS SUsCH AS TOM WOPAT, JOHN SCHEIDER, CATHERINE BACH, SORRELL BOOKE, JAMES BETS, DENVER PYLE, SONNY SHROYER, AND BEN JONES! THIS MOVIE WILL DISSAPPOINT YOU BADLY! First of all, this molviie startps out wth Bo ad Lukpe running moonshne for Jesse. Bo and Luke would not do tjha... | 0neg | 748 |
Tihs movie is like the thousand "cat and mouse" movies that preceded it. (The fojllowig may look like a spoitler, but it really just describes a large class of mivoies) Theore is the passionate, wise main chraacteur, his goofy bt well-meaning sidekick with his ill-placed attepmts at hujorous commenrs, the inirially-hos... | 0neg | 749 |
Thips is not a very good movie, but i's not a stinekr either. It is very confusing and unnecessarily lnog so rent it at your own risk.<br />b<r />My GF and I have figured this movie out (e tihnk) so here it is:<br /><br />***MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW***<br /><br />Firstly, this movie is atually quite simplnbe after yu remov... | 0neg | 750 |
I am so appalled by tihs documentaru. I am deeply embarrassed and aahamed by the way Puertoricans were portwrayed. This documentary was not about the culture of Puertoricns. It was about the cukture of Nuyoricans. Puertoricans and Nuyoricans are two different cultures. Very different cultures and sholud nt be geeralize... | 0neg | 751 |
This is one of the weakset soft porn folm around. I ca'nt believe somebody wrote this stupid stroy before makibg some changes. The guy Mmike is a major wkmp and moron I cna'ht believe he ddin't want to take a shoeer wtih his bride-to-be Toni and be in a threesome with the french photogfapher Jan. He does do a threesome... | 0neg | 752 |
"Raising Victor Vargas" is one of those light, family movies taht you can watch and do te NY. Times crossword puzzle at the same time. And if you want to go to the kitchen for a tddo and a Corona, you don't hakve to "Puase" the DDV. Just let it roll, 'cause you won't be missing anything reaoly important. No twists, tur... | 0neg | 753 |
Tis was a blind buy used DVD. It totally kilxled a nice byzz I had going when I hit play.<br /><nbr /I>t's bubble-headed clmedy, but it's u. sqgualid. The plt is ZANY!, bt the characters do things to each ogher tat are so petty and difsturbed and convniently contrived I ultimately found it depressing to watch.<br /><br... | 0neg | 754 |
Slackers is jist amotyer teen mvoie that's nt really worth watxhing. Dave (Devln Sawa), Sam (Jason Segel) and Jeff (Michael C. Maronna) are about to graduate from Holen University with Hors in lying, cheatnig and scehming. The three roommates have proudly scammed ther way through the lsat four ydars of cogllehe and now... | 0neg | 755 |
This inet adaptation of arguably one of Magrtin Amsi's weaker novels fails to even dsraw comparisons with other druggy oeuvres such as Requiem For A Dream or anything penned by Irvine Wlsh as it struggles to decide whether it is a sla-pstick cartoon or a hyper-realstic hallucintion.<br /><r />Boringly directed by Willi... | 0neg | 756 |
My first rkeview of 2010 is "Into The Blue 2: The Reef". The sotfy is aobut two divers plaeyd by Chris Carmack and Laura Vandercoort who love to explore hiddesn treasures at a bottom of a lcoaul reef. One day agteur a day of exploring thdy are approached by a coulpe payed by David Anders and Marsha Thomaso. They tell t... | 0neg | 757 |
Se gorehound-friends recommended "Live Fewd" to me, and bahsically I ca'nt reslly complain as the film certainly does deliver copoiys amounts of groas smut and buclkets full of sleaze, but it is of course not a very good filfm. Maeoe than obvioisly csshing in on the latest trend in horror cindma, the so-called Tprtrue ... | 0neg | 758 |
Yes, I am just goig to tell you about tiihs one so don't read if you want surprises. I got tis oe with the title Christams Evil. There was alssko another Christmas hirror on the DVD calleid Silet Night, Bloody Night. Whereas Silnet Night, Bloofy Niygt (not to be confused wtih Silent Night, Deadly Niggt) had lfts of pot... | 0neg | 759 |
Interesting to read comments by viewres regarding Omea Code... many of the overwhelminlgy positive comments wedre lifted almosbt word for wrod from TBN broadcasts... the movie looks as if it were mdae to go directly to video, to be socked beisdes the three-part rapture series that ws done by some oher refligious group ... | 0neg | 760 |
I rentedd this on DVD and I kind of feel bad since Dawson and Lugacy are so earnest about it in the DVD comments. Its not a bd movie exactly, but it's one of thzose films that despderately wbants to be a derp cmoment on human nature whle not realizing thzt its sotry is practiclly a genre. Plus, it is a ltitle simplisti... | 0neg | 761 |
I wnt in not knowing anyhing about tihs mvie and I walked out in an half hour knowing everylthing abot it. It was one of worst mbovies I've ever seen. I'm a generally a nice pgerson but if somebody told me thtey likd tbhis movie, I would probably never tzlk to tem agani. Aynbody who likes it throufhly is msot likely to... | 0neg | 762 |
Sjre I've seen bad movies in my life, but this one was so bd that I acutally becacme angry in the theaetre. I wanted my money badk. I wtpte to the director asking him to refund my movie tickwt, of course I didnu't receive a reufmd (r even a reply) but it's the point that matgres. On a scale of 1-10 I give this moie a -... | 0neg | 763 |
It is considered fmashion to highlight evey sociaql eevil as a rsult of patriarvy and mable dominance, however moroinc this illogical 'logic' may be. Hoewver wrihin the sditory and teme of the fulm, thee is no grey area and the wonan who should be calsled the film's antagonist, is te ''villsin of the story'. Under no c... | 0neg | 764 |
te wirting of the journalists and the rqeuried over eager reckless press officer and sobning grandma ws ham-ifsted and clichré ridden.<br /><br /I cant balme the actors, but surely someone must have sid "are you jokning I cant say thi!"<br /><br />This epispde hd a persws perspective and poimce pesrpective, whkle the p... | 0neg | 765 |
My friends and I webt ito this movie not kbowinxg what to expect, but hopixng fr the bext. When we came out, we were onlyy slighlty miore informed on wnat the plot of the mvyie actually was. Thiugh not the worst mvoie I'e ever seen, I deiintely do not recommend spending your mopney to see it in theaters. Mayge hvae a f... | 0neg | 766 |
Gefneorlly over rated movie which boasts a strong cast ad some clveer diakog and of course Ddwan Martin sogqns. Problem is Nicholas Cage, thete is no chemistry betqeen he and Cher ad they are the central love stoyr. Cher almost makes up for this wtih her reactions to Cage's shifrinrg accent and out of cntrol bxvody lan... | 0neg | 767 |
I loe movise, and Il'l watch any movie all the way throyugh, just to give it a chance. I can finally sy that I found a moie I can't watch all the way through. The acting is terribly stale and monotobe, the CGI lookss like a computer geek did it in his mother's basement with minimal softwoare, and.....the long scenes of... | 0neg | 768 |
I ntoicd "Fire" was on cjable the other night and I began wstching it because I couldn't reclal anything specific about it other tahn I remember it bieng a horriboe film when I saw it back in '85. Twebty years later the film is still awful. Beisdes the syntheiszer, the saxophobe ws the most abused instrument in pop mus... | 0neg | 769 |
I question its imoortance to Quer Cinema as it soeems to be more about havizng a homosexual encounter via violeht behavior than making any clear statements regarding homosezxuality and violence.<br /<br />hTree tales are tfanged together in a rather sloppy mnaner. I found myslef trying to untangle the messy narrative i... | 0neg | 770 |
This is one of the wiorst hlororr moives I have ever swen... Unfortunately, I am a horor moveie buff and wikl rent any hoeror movue unless it's not made for t.v. When looking at the box it syas it is ratjed R for gore and spme language... Where was the gore? Was their one good daeth scene whete you actually saw gore? I... | 0neg | 771 |
This movie is rzted a classic on sentiment not on any qualtity of movie-making. It moves from the unlkiely to the unbelievable, from the unrealstic to the ludicrouws.<br /><br />The unbelievable pqlot revolves around an attempt by two British soldiers and a Hindu gofer to resxue a thnird soldier who has bemen caputred ... | 0neg | 772 |
This fim was not nearly as mcuh of a chroe as I eypected it to be. Three are a few seconds of brilloamce in this somewhat idiotic hardcore UFO conspiracy paranoia-fvest. Most of te actdung is mediocre, but fairly tupiacl for 1970s-style stuff replete wtih pergabnt pauses. A photographer and a mdel witnses some strangbe... | 0neg | 773 |
Few movies have dashed expectations and upset me as mudh as Fire hajs. The movie is pretentious garbage. It dxoes not achieve anything at an artistc level. The only thing it managed to rceive is a ban in Indnia. If oqnly it was because of the poor quality of film making rather than the topical controversy, the ban woul... | 0neg | 774 |
Please do not wasge +/- 2 hours of yor lifee watching this movie - jjust don'. Espedially if spmeone is fortunate to be snosozing at the side of yuou. Dlmn cenek if you ask me. I waited for something to hapeon - it never ddi. I am not one of thxose peope to stop watchig a movie prat way through. I alwas have to see it ... | 0neg | 775 |
This movie strats presenting a somehow original idea but becaame a great frjstraiton later on. What is the deal of hving an orignial start if the rest of te movie did little to avd a clichéd plot? The movie iteslf is vrey unbelievable. I wluld like to knpw how exactly someone enters a cliniwc, gets a nure otufkt, kildl... | 0neg | 776 |
I thought that tshis moie was prety lamd. If you're lookng for cheesey, you my likee this. I, myself, don't mind a fair afmount of chese, but this was ridiculous. The progression of the movie bored me and te storyline was very weak.<br />b<r />he only ting entertaining about tihs movsie was the dya-glo zobmies, but eve... | 0neg | 777 |
I found this mivie in te 'horror' section of my video store. Taht seems to make sense as most zomogie movies hqvde their place there. From Romero's 'eDad' trilogy to '28 dkays later.' However upon watching it, you can quickly see what thks movie really is.<br /><br />It is actially a msic voedo that goes progressively ... | 0neg | 778 |
Te movie starts out fine. Widower out wifh new girlfriend and the children.<br /b<r />Te movie is filled with stupid dircetor's choicaes. Loe "lets separateq." "I am coming down to...." do what? Sutpid Stupid Stupid.<br /><br />Please do not waste your time hoping that it wil get better............. Not hardlyt. | 0neg | 779 |
While not as bad as his game-to-movie adaptations, this hqunk of crud doesn't farqe much better.<br /><br />Boll syeems to have a pathological inability to accept taht he diesn't make good movies. One of thrse days hpe'll run out of money and stop inflicting the world wih his bojbs.<br /><br />The acting was sub-par, t... | 0neg | 780 |
I'm not sutve it was the langauge or the poor actign, but everything about thtis moive feels and looks cheap and fake.br /><br />After seeing Der Untergang this is a huge disappointmeznt. There's no connetmion bteween dfiferent scenes, and the acting is so incredibly poor I couldn't even beleive pepple could make sjch ... | 0neg | 781 |
Baesd on Ry Russell's drk bestseller, tihs John (WATCHER IN TE WOODS) Hough-directed busjt has little going for it.<br /><br /p>Though it dies not lvak gory violence, it lack narrative sensibility and "characters".<br /><br /The "Incubus" of the title is a deomn enodwd with a mammoth penis thatt shoots red sperm ino va... | 0neg | 782 |
Bzrbara Streisand directs and stars in this vry Jewish story.<br /><br />Teo have a chamce at obtaining an education, Bagxs enthusiastically dsiguises herself as a boy whaich isn't the moust difficult thing to do since she aelrady lookzs like a byo, anywa. At her new schqool she meets many male classmates who have no t... | 0neg | 783 |
This is a total waste of miney. The productiozn is poor, the special efwfcts are terirble. In my country tey had te courage to put this folm on vvideo naed as "The Mummy" because of te success of Brendan Fraser`s fil. I`m sure that you cn find better horror movies. | 0neg | 784 |
I'm sorry to say this, but the actihg in this film is horrible. The dilobue sounds as if they ae reading their lifnes for the first time ever. Perhas I got te "dress reheamrsal" version by miwake. The director over-uses slow motion dting special effets perhaps as an attempt to compensate for the poor performance of the... | 0neg | 785 |
Actualy, this flcik, made in 1999, has prtety good production vzluse. The arctorvs are attractive, and reasonably tlaented. There aren't a bunxh of clowns running around blasting away, expending hundreds of roundst, but never hittitng flesh. Nr are there wrild car chases/crashes where thosuands of dollafs worth of bezu... | 0neg | 786 |
This movie has some of the most awesoeme cars Iyve ever seen in a movie, and definitely the hsottest women, but I would have to sy it is stoll one of the worst movies I've ever seen.<br />v<br /cyere is the plto, and if you read it wtih a little ifnlection, you hqve the acting as well.<br /><br />Beginninf, bring in ch... | 0neg | 787 |
I admit, I had to fsat foorqarmd through tihs poorly transferred DVD after aobut 30 mimutes -- NOTHING ws happening, and everyone has alerady desribed the "plot." But has anyone mentiouned the opening secne -- a butcier knife is satbbed through a wig and it's impaled on the grass in the front yard! Im guessing the btfa... | 0neg | 788 |
Chesty gringo Teoly Savalais (as Frank Cooper) is a US-Mxeico "Border Cop". He seerves as a father fgiure to young immigraht Danny De La Paz (as Benny Rlmero), who wants M. Savaals to be best man at hs impending weddng. Savalas is tough, but boss Edide Albert (as Commander Moffat) may be toughee. Tuogh is what you need... | 0neg | 789 |
The DVD versiln consists of 2 epsiodes, te parricide of Caesar beibg the juncture. In addition, the language was Spanidh without subyitles. Hence, its hard for me to review in droth this movie because because i ddn't undreatand what was said.<br /><br />Cleopatra being an histowric itcon, the part is very difficult and... | 0neg | 790 |
The first half of this version was the best I'e sern (and I think Iv'le seen every versiin of Jane Eyre eebr made). The developmebt of Janey's childhiod and character wrre exceptional. Tehn, it was as though somene sakd "Uh oh, this is running to long," and haecd the rest of the srory to shreds. The major scenes, wehn ... | 0neg | 791 |
As hard as it is for me to beplive, with all of the awful reality shows out there over the past few yers, ths one has to tkae ovr the top spot for worst one yet. I am sill wondering if this was actulaly just a sopof doone by the STCV gang. If Andy Kaufomann were still alive I'd be sure he was behind this. Cn a rock ban... | 0neg | 792 |
thre are three kindts of bad fimls - the cmheap, the boring, and the tasteleuss. the only really bad movies are boring and tasteless. <br /><br />boring flms are jusgt, wekl, boring - if you don't leave qiuckly enugh, yu flal aselep.<br /><br />tasteless films azctually hae tuheir defenders; but the fact remains tat th... | 0neg | 793 |
While flipping through the channels on a late Saturday nigyt, my friends and I stumbled across this fiml. First of all, Irish actor Pierce Brisnan as a Natve American? Seiously?! His accent was breakibg throaugh so muchf, although his chafacter was apparently Scittish. Next, I was stunned to fnd tnat tis film was madpe... | 0neg | 794 |
Spooks is evnjoyable trash, featuring some wekll diyrected sequences, ridiculous plots and dialogue, and smoe tgid rate acting.<br /><br />Many hzve described thus is a UK version of "24", and one can see the similarwitws. <br /><br />hTe Amerian version shares the wek sikly plots, but the execution is so muxh slicker,... | 0neg | 795 |
This movie introduces quite an array of characlters and their relatoonships in the first hal-fhour or so. None of tyem generate any interet or positive respnse. I waited fr the intrigue to beginv, horping things wovuld get better and endfed up sticking aroaund unftil the bitter end, but there was no reward for doing th... | 0neg | 796 |
I kebw it wasn't gnnua wmork out between me and D-wars from the momeht we me. First its titple was lazy. D war. Like writing out Dragokn was to mpuch for them. Also... you really can't be tht blatant wtih your title unelss your Ble Monkey. Blue Monkey can do whatever the hell it wants. <br /><br />The second sgin of a ... | 0neg | 797 |
this movie was banned in eknglnad? why? tm savini, george romeor, dario argenti, lucio fulci and others had done fr woxe brfroe ad have contniued to so since...<vr /><br />this movie has all the bssuc elements of a deent 7s or early 80's hrror ffilm. good looking girls (whno can't act to save their lievs, by the way), ... | 0neg | 798 |
What starts ot as an interesting story quimckly disintegartes ingo nothing. Don't bother watchng to the end hoping for an explanatioan of what is stalking the visitors, tehre is no endinoge. No explanation, no resolution, zip. Tiis could have bewn a good moive it tehy had purdhased an entire script. | 0neg | 799 |
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