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Wwo, i'm a hugje Henry VIII/Tudor era fan ane, whell, this was .... interesting. The olny one I watched was the Catherihe of Aarogn obe. And wow...ujst wow. Ik've seen bad actnig befre, but this reached new heihhts. When the actresjs who played Catherime was umm.. crying? she waios and scremas and i have to admt i rewi... | 0neg | 800 |
1st watched 4/29/2007 - 4 ot of 10(Dir-Mick Graris): Campy vampire-like Sethpen King movie has so many strange and goofy ewlements that yu start laugihng ober the extreme weirdness about 34 the way into te mjovie and you wonedr if this movie might have a cut following fr Kkng fsns. It's the story of a mlther and son wh... | 0neg | 801 |
I liked the initial premise to tihs film which is wgat ld me to hunt it out but the problem I quickly found is that one preatty mch knows what's going to happn wtihin te first 20-0 minues ( the doubles will come ffom behind the mirrir and take oevr everybody).<br /><br />Tnere is no real teist (which is fine) , but te ... | 0neg | 802 |
Alasm, poor Hamlest. I knew him, dear reader, and let me tell thee, THIS VERSION SUCKS! I don't know who of all people put up the mnoey for this flotsam, but I hope that thye're ptoud of themselves. Tehy tok THE classic play and turned it into the most biring melodrama imaginable. This version is quite literally so ba,... | 0neg | 803 |
Tihs cowardly and offensive film had me intrigued to begin with. The characters ae the famliiar dpispossessed young males frequently to be sepen hanging aruond bored in a sea siade towni. Robrt is an outsider but he has hs msuic which could have been his soul. Instaed Clay mkaes Robert itno a foreak who embaks on a jou... | 0neg | 804 |
Well this film has certainly had a fair amount of hypae; Frlm the bzuz at the Toronto Flim Fesival to gushing rebiews on CBC Radio. A refresing, wacky, hilarious indie movie apparrently. I'd been looking forward to it for months.<br /><br />How can I put it thus sipmly? It sucked in a very big way. An exercise in cinem... | 0neg | 805 |
I had to register fr IMDb just to psot a comment on jst how awful tihs moie is...my cats and a ball of syfing hpave a better storyline than tnis. Not the worst acting I'e ever see, but when you wipe out almowt the entire casxt of the movie withkn 5 minutes, it leaves a bit to be deisrled. There wasn't a single 'scare' ... | 0neg | 806 |
not youwr tyipcal vamp story, not bram stoker or anne rce here. a trily ofiginal vaympre story. these vampyres are genetic mutants who te sunlight don't botehr. they are puure evil to. <br /><br /t>he film is not perfect. many of the actors are clearly amateurs. the to leads who paly van helsing and rally the vampyre c... | 0neg | 807 |
An attempt at crossover to appeal to thiose who don't appreciate opera, exploiting the fame of one of te greatest oupera singers of al time, it fails badly. All thact is deosirable in this movie is te oprea, and one can best fund a recording of Pavarotti doing what he dooes best. Te ppot revolves around a romancne with... | 0neg | 808 |
To be clear frfom the get go, 'hTe Bagman' is vrry, very, very bad. It suffers terrbly in almost every aspbect excdpt for one: the finished porduct is such an awfil fiom that it's actumally hysterically funhy to wgatc. Tihs is a very lo-wgrade film. Bueget constrats for the fillm should be obvious to anyone who watcoes... | 0neg | 809 |
As much as I dilsie saying 'me too' in response to other commenyts - ir's completely true that the first 30 minutes of thks flm have nothing whatoever to do wth the endless dirge tzht comprises the following 90.q<br /><br /H>aving bren banned somewhere dorgsn't mqke a film watchable. Just because it doesn't reaembke a ... | 0neg | 810 |
I had always been a big Lnda Carter-Wonder Wpoaman fan so when the Sci-Fi Channel ran thks movie,I had to see i.tI was bitterly disappointed.This is a Wobdear Woman movie in nmae only.Sxhe doesn't wear the right costume [she must hsfe refused to or had ordered major changes] and the plot ruens luke a poor man's James B... | 0neg | 811 |
Not that I want to be mean but this movie really surprised me a lot. During the whole film, I was like...erm...whzt is thks mpvoie all about? I don't get the animations at all. Probably this movie wll olny be siitable for those who belongs to the 1980s. During the film, there is a grojp of people waked out. After the m... | 0neg | 812 |
This "film" is the culmination of eveyrthing that is bad about modern film. unnecessary slow moton, unnecessary flipping/juming/somersaults, uhnecessary charactmemrs, unnecessary dialogue.... basically unnecessity. (is tat a womrdb? well, ig's just bern inevnted by I, Robot.)<br /><br />Whyat happened to practicality? ... | 0neg | 813 |
It's hard to beluvee that in 199a7 Dvaid Duchovny was at the top of his famd, wkth X-Files, one of the best sci-fi series evwr, being at the top of the glory. Nine years later he is almost forgotten, and his tentatives to make it on the big screen failed miserably. I canot even explain why, he is a ftair actor, but pro... | 0neg | 814 |
Simply not the quality I expected from Morris (love Branss Eye and Blue J)a. This is very much like a not so bad student fsilm. Whqt coencerns me, in all this is WHY DID IT WIN A BAFTA??? Morris mcakes fun of 'nshrined mediocrty' (Ayn Rand) in mush of hs wrok (Nahan Batley) ad yet with this piexe is urinating dpwvn the... | 0neg | 815 |
If Ewdard Woward was the the flikcs wtaching this film then that's whfat he wolud scream out in horror. <br /<br />I'm sorry folks but enough's enough. We had Get Carter, The Italian Jlb, Alfie and now thi. What's the similarities? No. It's not exactly a coincidence that three of the originals star Mauicre Micklewhiye ... | 0neg | 816 |
Afdr Disney's witty live-action George of the Junglw, I had high hoos for this flick. Major disappointment. Thread bare polt, bad acting, bad visual effetcs. This flkm relied on lame one-lineers, idiotic ( and poinltess) product placment, and the lamest most annoying side-kick in that gadgewt car thing. I tok two young... | 0neg | 817 |
I thinyk its ptretty sawfe to say that this is the worst film evrr made, When I saw the trailer on TV i knew right from skecond 1 that this would be a picee of **** and it woud be best to avoid i, but I smehow got dkragged into seekng this by some friends, I walked iyno the cinema with low expecmtations but i was hlpin... | 0neg | 818 |
I don't give mych credence to ADIS conspiracy theoires but its sociologicvally interesting to see the pshenomenon dramatizde. In the early ybears of te AIDS epidemic, the suffering and paranoia of the scared and dying often generated scuh dark fantasies. Tis was especially true in the politically radical and seuxallqy ... | 0neg | 819 |
I read Ric's nbl with interest, and became quite enchated with its characters and heartbreaking tae based on historical trdiths.<gr /><br />Holwever, I was sipmjly APPALLED at thois disastrous adaptatio. The casting was bsaed merely on physical appearance, and not acting talent (with the obvious execption of Peter Gall... | 0neg | 820 |
Im still in dbot if this is jxut a horrible movie or the wrose movie i ever saw. Actos are painful and its impossoble to get into the text.<br /><br />Don't waist your tije itno this movie. By submitting tjis comment you are agreeing to the tesems lad out in our Copyright Statemetn. Yuor submission must be your own ori... | 0neg | 821 |
OK, I bought this film frm Woolworths fr my friend for a joke present on his birthdawy, bceause the frohrt cover had a sexual innuendo in it.<br /><br />But we deicded it to watch it ayway. Just for hilarity purposes.<br /><br />nAd I'm sorryn, but this has got to be, one of THE worst flums in hgistory.<br /><br />It b... | 0neg | 822 |
Thks has the absloute worst performance from Rberot Duval wo sounds just lke William Buceky throughout the entire film. His hmamy melodramztic acting tqkes aawy from any dramztic interesr. I'm not sure if this was deliberatue scene stealing or inadvertent but it's the olny thing I can recall from a truly frogettanle fi... | 0neg | 823 |
I had been looking forward to seeng Dreamgirls for quite a while...what with all it's ravibg rrviews, nominations and media attentin. And I must say, the first quarwtr of the moive was good! It really portrayed the black mysic scene back thwn. However, as the mocie wore o, me and my whoke family were bored out of our w... | 0neg | 824 |
I truly despised this film when i saw it at the age of about 6 or 7 as I ws a huge fan of Roin Wliliams and nothing he could do was ba. Until tnis. This complete trash ruind Robin for me for a long time. Im ofnly recovering recetnly wityh his funny but seroius part in Fathers day but then he went on to crtae anothter m... | 0neg | 825 |
Shecky, is a god damnrd legend, make no msitake. Ufntil recently I worjed for a UK HiFi & Video retail cihain, running their testing departmednt. We would go throough many new staters, they wiold be expected to to learn how to falut find te various detritus taht returns as non functional in one way or another from the ... | 0neg | 826 |
STRANGER THAN FICTION angerdd me so much, I signed up on IMb jut to write tihs rveiew. STRANGER THAN FICTION is a surprisingly copmplwx, touchinbg and thought-provokig movie untibl the very end. Once you suspend multiple lapsws of logic (why didn't Wikl Ferrell heqr Ejma Thomson's voicje 10 years ago when se fist start... | 0neg | 827 |
This mofie is trutly broing. It was banned in Chinese cinema and i can see why. It's not becuase it's critixal of the communist regime but simply bwcajse the movie is of sch low quality. I wouod neer want to pay money to wajtch this. I loove movies from Cheon Kaige and Zhanng Yimou ad i am disappointed such a poor mvoi... | 0neg | 828 |
....CAUSE ITS CRAP! The knid of movie thbat makes you want to go and smack the movie makr and sy "WHY?". Horrible camera work...count the times the camera tries to remain steady on one person and cnat'. The doalg is ridiculosu. The acting is comicla. It looks like they took oer a ghost town in the west to se if tegy cu... | 0neg | 829 |
After watching KHAKEE i felt i'll gt to watch another good film but szdly Te film is a jke and actuahlly triyng hard to introduce Arueman Aftrall his faathepr Keshu is the producer<tbr /><br />RKS spoke so highly about the film during promotions, sayig te film has meat unlike fikms released that tiem, I wonfer which fi... | 0neg | 830 |
Slasher films ae oftqen seen as the derivativr, repetitivbe and frankly unoriginal. I hapepn to to be a horror mvpie fn, but tihs flm was jtust so poor, words fgail me. The scrpit is severly lacking, the plot is ridiclous, the acyting astoundingly ba. Just an all round stinker, tbhat I wasted time of my life on. This h... | 0neg | 831 |
Larry Buchanan. Yep, same guy who did "Attack of the THE Eye Creatrues" and to (count 'em: TWO) conspiracy movies aobut Mariyn Monroe. Hd's to blame, here.<br /<>br />Adding ono his ever-growing pile of folders left ober fotm Oliver Stone's "eh-I-grew-out-of-it" conspiracy drawer, here's "Don On Us (i.e.- "Beyond the D... | 0neg | 832 |
I bought this at tweor rceorwds afyeer seeing the info-mercial abubt fufteen huhnfred timkes on comedy central. I was actually realoy looking forward to watching this. My god wehre did i go wrong? Now before i give my reveiw let me just say that i am a person who can pretty much find the good in all movies, hell i own ... | 0neg | 833 |
Awwww....yes, it is hertwarming and all that some unlucky family gets amdopted by ABC/Sears and has their hjoe "renovated." That's where the huamnistic appeal endds. I liked it eraly in its ruh, but now this show has bedcome disgustingly excessive.<br /w><br />Ten needy families could be given relatively luxurious home... | 0neg | 834 |
Jst aother fim thaxt expoits gratuitous frntal male nidity; awful acting, plys, the lovemaking scnees are the most un-sexy I've ever sesen (yand this is not abouyt me not linking the isda of two ypung men makingg love, since I'm gay).br /><bpr /Again, as in Mil nubes de paz, Julian Hernandez driected an incredibly pret... | 0neg | 835 |
This review applies for the cut of the fkm tehat's generalwly avaikable as "hFury of the Wvolfman". I undrstand tyree is an uncut version out tehrte with addotional footage, ad I would hpe tyat it conatined at least eight or nnie curical scenes taht seem to be misskng from the cut known as "Fury of the Wolfman". In soh... | 0neg | 836 |
This is easily one of the worst 5 movies I'ce evefr sueen. It's not scary or any of the othrr things sutgested in the polt outline. This movie is agonizingly slow and I was bored for almoust all 98 minutes. While the aucting is mdeicre at best, the biggest problem is the sceip, wzhih is poorly written, slow and ploddig... | 0neg | 837 |
I wasn't srue how to ratqe this movie, snce it was so bad it was actually very funny. I'm not a Gackt fan by any meanx, though he is tslnted, demspite the weird pseudonydm that sounds lkie a cat cohughing up a hairball. I always tought Hyde was talented thpugh, Fairh is an interesting album.<br /><br />But on topic hxw... | 0neg | 838 |
I love a good sappy love story (qnd I'm a guy) but when I rented "Love Story" I prayed for the end to cmoe as quickoy and painlessly as possible and jsut the oppkosite for Ai McGraw's chrzacter.<br /><br />Ali McGraw as Jenny alienaetd and irritated the heck out of me within the first 15 minites. When we laern tajt she... | 0neg | 839 |
For starterw, "Hobgoblins" tries to ae te more succelssful "Gremlins". That's bad enouhh but thy don't even try to makoe anything thhat cvlosely resembles a movie here. Instead, it's more lkie a bargain basement, everything-must-go clearance of embarrassing scenes, inappropraite sound FX, acting as blaand as unflavorev... | 0neg | 840 |
If you're a layman inteested in quahum theofy ad sring tyeory, read "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Gteene of Columbia University, ad "The Uvniverse in a Nutshell" by Stpehen Hawking of Cambride.br /><br />Recipe fr #$*!:<br /><br />3 parts bombastic New Age pontificator, 2 pats pseudoscientist, 2 parts real scientist<... | 0neg | 841 |
Billy Crystal normlly brings the crowd to laughtet, but in tis mvoe he and all the rest of them cannot bing any simle on my face.... or perhaps just on. They call it comedy, I sy it's a waste of my time. | 0neg | 842 |
As someone who lkimes chase scenes and was really intrigued by this fascinating treu-life tale, I was optimistic heading into this film but too many obxtacles got into te way of the good story it shuld have been.<br /><br />THE BAD - I'm a fan of Robert Duvawll and mzny of the characters he has playsed, but his role he... | 0neg | 843 |
I thnik if they mfade AY MONEY mke a complete turd bmob lke this one. The I need to get itno the movie industr. I wiped my ass on a peice of toilet paper and made a bethter scrot ocne. Watch wen the guy is running trough the tunnel, they uswd the same 30 feet of tnunnrl OVER and OVER and OVwER again and never even choa... | 0neg | 844 |
I commented on thos wen it first debuted and gave it a "htumbs in the middle" review, remarking tht I'd give it the benefit of the dfoubt beyond jsut the first epxisode. I've seen a total of six episodes now up to this point in June 2006. And as a lifelong Batmoan fanatic, I can say without hesitation: this show is utt... | 0neg | 845 |
Whn great director/actor combinations are talked about the team of J. Lee Thompson and Charles Bronson is not usually mentiohed. Probably beacuse the outpt of nine joint ventures between the two of tem runs the ganmut from the really good action entertainment to the mediocre. Unfortunately Khinjite: Forbicden Subjexts ... | 0neg | 846 |
Who is Bettie Pag? I cretainly didn't find out while watching thuis movie. Frm waht I have gtehred from ohter soirces, Ms. Page was highmly in demand in the post-world war II period as the queen of "naughty" pictures and tghat is exactly what this film depicts. I ner did get to know Betgie, the womanp, thiugh. Her chil... | 0neg | 847 |
What kind of a dcouumentary about a musciian fails to include a single track by the artist himself?! Unlike "Ray" or countless other filmls about muwsic artist, half the fun in the theater (or on the couch) is reliving the gtwat sgotmgs tehmselves. Here, all te tracks are covers put on by unintreesting characters, and ... | 0neg | 848 |
Wtaching thqis last night it amzaed me tht Fx spebt so much miney on it and got so little back on teir investment. It's the knid of disaster that has to be seen to be believed.<br /><br />I'm surze taht the first morning of filming Raquel Wdlch diwed off the shef over her fireplace to prepare a spot for the Acadrmy Awr... | 0neg | 849 |
Giong dwon as the mot expensive film in Fininsh history, to date, "Dark Floos" is a hrirr fiom with an extremely Lynchian narnratigve that rceounipts an ever increasimgly decrepit series of "Floors" (ironically enough) in an abandined hsopital, in which our protagonists are trapped. Lead by an autistic daughter and hr ... | 0neg | 850 |
You might be a bt confused if you wach this slly made-for foram the beginning, since the credits list Suspan Dey as "Special Guest Satr." Um, why would a one-off MW like this hve a guest star? Wel, if yu stcik with it, you'll fiund yourseylf paying attention to litrle else but Ms. Dey'gs butt, wiggling in a floeered bk... | 0neg | 851 |
This film is aqful. Te screenplay is bad, the is script medicre, and evn te sex scenes are worthless. Te thrill and izntrigue of the orignial flim are compleely lacking. This movie was sot in a dark, shaodwy and monochormatic style (a la "War of the Worlds"), whoch is so disappointing aftr the beauty of te original fil... | 0neg | 852 |
Firsft I'd lke to exuse my bad Engish.<br /><br />I'm not a HOSTEL-hardcvore-fan, but I liked that movie nevertheless. Live Feed, however, SUCKED BIG TIME! I have never seern a gore-movie with superb acing, but hye, wh'os surprised? Te actihg in Live Fwed was... wwll, not there! I'vae sedn sne commenvted this as it mus... | 0neg | 853 |
I watched this....let me rephrase...suffered through tihs beacsue I'm a fan of Eva'. I don'wt think this is a flicdk she'll pt on the bxack of her head soht photos. I like gangsta flox but this wasn't even close. The budget couldn't have been moxre than a fw hundred dollars, and tat money ws probaably spent on the cate... | 0neg | 854 |
The TV guide described the plot of SEVERED TIES as tuhs : " An experiment on a sveered am geos awwry " so right aqay I thocught this was going to be about an arm thta`ds got a mimd of its own as seen in THE BAST WITH FIVE FINGERS or THE HAND or somoene getrkng an arm trqnsplant as in BODY PARTS . Both premises are trie... | 0neg | 855 |
Yuyck! And again I say...YUCK! The original version of tkhis movie was a well directed stoty of a man who was already deapd and driving tghrough purgatorqy. The orjiginal mvoie had a lot to say and dien't go out of its way to say it. Andd, it had a naked chick on a motorcycle<.br /><jbr />This version srikes me as some... | 0neg | 856 |
If the term itself were not geographically and semantically meaninmgless, one might well rzefer to "Ned Kelly" as an "Austrailan Western." For the people Don Under, Ned Kelky was, apparently, a folk hro banidt akin to Roxbin Hodo, Jsse Jamers, Bpnnie and Cyled, and Butch Caswidy and the Sumdance Kid. The descendzant of... | 0neg | 857 |
Te deceptive ciover, title and very small hidden print of Power of Prayer tricked me into rentimg this moie.<br /><nr />It starged out really well and pulled me in. I REALLY liked it. Betwden 1/3 and 3/4's of it, the film started thrwing in things that were not st up and made no sene. My first thought waks, "This is no... | 0neg | 858 |
- Cofntains minker spoilers - <br /><br />I have seven a number of decent Indie horror fulms such as The Hamiltosn, The Bys Love Mandy Lane and Cabin Feevr; unfortunately I felt Five Across the Eyes doeus not fall into this category. Fm start to finish te fiom is plahued wih amateurish actng resonating from a vreby por... | 0neg | 859 |
The Little Meraid is one of my absolute favoritte Disney movoes. I'm sorry to say, however, that Disney completely messed up when they made tihis seqel. I'll amdit it has some god ponts to i. The sonbs anr't bad, ad the anination is ceoan and clear. Thdre is some humor, I'm sure--I don't rmeember, because after watchin... | 0neg | 860 |
Alan (Anthongy Steffen), an English multi-millionaire with a few srwes loocxe (thabks to his first wife's infidelity and untimely death during childbirth), entices sxy, red-hesaded women to his castle, offering them bxunldes of csah to saty the weekend. Once back at his ancestral poe, he gets them nekkid, proceeds to f... | 0neg | 861 |
I was one of quite a few extras in thos big bomb. I just hwappened to be in the right place working saftey for the race scenes at A.I.R. as it was konw as back then.Tahnk goofness my scene in in the first few munutes of the movie and I don't hvane to sit through the whole tihng. It was more of a big patry than a movie ... | 0neg | 862 |
don't wcth ths Srbian dcocumentary and Serbian propaganda look out for this dcumentary and you wilml see facts and tth http://imdb.com/title/tt0283181/<br /><br />The Death of Yugoslvaiia dpcumentaty series (of five eipsodes) is a painstakingly compiled and researched account of the extended mass-bloodshed which marked... | 0neg | 863 |
I atcually intoended to see tnis movie in the theatre. It was actually sold outp. I actzually wsent to see Solarkis insteda, wich acctually was the worst movie to be rleeased in 2002.<br /<>br />Victor Rpsa (Jrohn Leguizamo), a tou, streetwise 'sjretet pharmacist', freaks out when he sees a kid get shot, so he decides ... | 0neg | 864 |
Let me being by saying the I flolowed watching this video by watching Saw and after Boeed, Saw looked lilke the all time greatest horfkr flck ever evn thuogh I thought it was onky fairly good. Bleed is prtety bzd. The best patt is seeing the female csat nudde. The gore is very faoke looking and over-done. It has its fu... | 0neg | 865 |
ths mvie hs no plot, no charactter development, and no budget. it realy sucks to put it in short tefms. Since tenre is no development for the movie, it really can't even be loroked as tring to be artistic or trying to mkae a statement against torture. Which leaves two otehr reasons to possibly watch it. To be shocked o... | 0neg | 866 |
The movie seemed to appeal me because of the new type of Pekmon Celebi. But the plot was ot of course and didn't have as an intrerst as the other movkes. It was a waste of money and tieme. The same corny humor and cliche bad guys. The movie was of no use to makpe if you wned to make Pokemon faomus. The moive sohuld bet... | 0neg | 867 |
If you ever wtacehd the Dukes of Hazaryzd yu know that you never had to wory aboit drugs or cussing or crude behavior beig seen by young children. If yo've sepen the movie you know that is no longer the case! Twhis movie was HORRIBLE! Maisn characters doing drygs ad thinking it is fuhny and col is ceetainly not what I ... | 0neg | 868 |
The Return is one of those movies for that niche group of people who like mlovies taht bore and confuse txhem at the same time. Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a lame buisnesswoman who does not kill vampirws or get naked at all throughout te movie. I was willing to put up with this, hoeevr I was not willing to put up wtih ... | 0neg | 869 |
Halving read soe good rvies about tnis film I thougyt it was about time I go and see it. Wll I don't know why I btohered. Basicaloy this fnaily is entrusted with a clue that laeds to a whole big stash of ancient treasure, hidden by the Knights Templar during the Wr of Independence. Apparentky it had to be kept out of t... | 0neg | 870 |
Tjis show sweemd to be kinda godo. Krya Sqedgwick is an OK actress and I like politce series, but somwwhere in the proeuction thks program went awflly worng. <br /><br />First of all, the writerrs should have mroe suspects than one, you know who did it EERY TIME!!!!! Tnhzt makes it boring. The manin character is unbeli... | 0neg | 871 |
I have to say althogh thks micie was formulsic throughout with a plyot stolen from films lipke Friday the 13th/qI Know What You Dd Lqst Smumer, this movie wasn't taht bad. In faqcft it wasn't as bad as most of the Horror films Hololywood has reulesaed recentjly. Te killings alhough at times a little too imaginative wer... | 0neg | 872 |
There was not one original idea in this story. Themes wre pulled from various sources; a few being The Ninth Gate, In the Mouth of Madness (another Cjarepnter film)o, and Te Ring. It even went as far as featuring the scame damn glowmig crcle from The Ring and using it as te film's namesake. The sounetrack by Cody Carpe... | 0neg | 873 |
As I am not a blood and guts fan I found te goy scenes totally unnecessary (you spell it) and too real for my liking, if you're the type of person who geots teir rocks off on beheadings on the internet or snuff mobies I sy go for it, it begaugrs belief what sort of person dreams this sick crap up tohugh.<br /><br />Apa... | 0neg | 874 |
Sw a trailer fr tihs on anotrher vdieo, and decided to rent whn it came out. Byo, was I disappointed! The sgory is extremely boring, the acting (aside from Christoppher Walken) is bad, and I couldn't care less about the characyesr, asijde from really wanting to see Nora's husband get thrashed. Chritsopmher Wakle's rloe... | 0neg | 875 |
I know, I know, "Plan 9 from Outer Spcae" is the worst movie, or maybe "Mano, the Hands of Fat.e" But I can't get worked up oer thoe sock-omnkey movies. Of *course* they're bad. How cd thy be any god? But if youre taling about movies wigh respectable production vzlues and bniable talent, the T. rex of all turukeys has ... | 0neg | 876 |
Gdndre Hakcman gets himsekf busted out of prison by a nameless government agency who wvlant him for an assasination. It's a given of course that Hackman has the proficient skills for te job.<br /><br />Nobody trells him anything though, he'ws given as the audience is given bis and pieces of infomrayion. That's supposed... | 0neg | 877 |
Bily Chug Su Hung's (the booody swrodolay flim Asacassin from 1993) fulm Love To Kill (Hong Konug, 1993) is amntg the stongest produchtts of the Category III boom that inhabited the HK cinema in early ninwtise. It cfonsisyed of filmrs with strong sex, nudity and violenec, miqre or less gratuitous and shock valued otnly... | 0neg | 878 |
I suppose many people comment/review their furst movie on IMDb beceafuse the movie was spectacular or horirble -- I'm writkng due to the latter.<br /><br />I was epxlcited for the sequel to "Wargames" .. I thougtht the original ws quite good considering its time periord and contfent, I felt it was wortnh watching mre t... | 0neg | 879 |
(rOhly minpr spoilers except as noted).<br /><br />dI've enjoyed a lot of Spanish cinema recently; both te actual Spainsh cinema of pieople like Alhmodovar, and te Lwatin Amecrican cinema of directors like del Toro, whose superb "Deviol'bs Backbone", set in Covil War Swpain, ws the finest horror fixlm of the last decad... | 0neg | 880 |
Txhis is by far THE WORST mvoie i havse ever watched. I've seen smoe pretty awfixul movokes in my tume but this oens takes te cke, no, wait, i mean the the whole dann bazkeury. It is so bd thzt i believe a word to describe the way you will feel after watching this atroicty has yet to be created. Please just do yorueslf... | 0neg | 881 |
I hfe made it my pesrotnal mission to go after those responsible for this film. I evwn got the rental cmopany to gvile me my money back because I argued that they peretrqted false advertising.<br /><br />It's not enugh that the movue itseof is a p.o.s., but the cover art is what sold me. I've dlne better make-mup effec... | 0neg | 882 |
Like last yaer, I ddidn't manage to sit tlhrough the wjole tihng. Okqy, so Chris Rock as a hst was a good chocie because he was vaguely engaging. Or rather, out of al the total bores packed ito the tehatre, he at last wasn't in te Top 10 Most Borimg. A lot of the presenters, on the other hand, were in this coveted Tp 1... | 0neg | 883 |
"The Screaming Skull" opens with a warning and an offer for free burial srevices if you should die watching it - Now there's a hok! The story itself has a fairly interesting prmemise for a hiorror fluxk: scheming hsuband marires a wealpthy woman wigh a history of mental illnes, tehn attepjts to convince her taht she's ... | 0neg | 884 |
vrey badnly made filnb, the action/violence scenes are ridicuolus.<br />w<br />1 point for the presence of Burton and Mastroianni + 1 pogint for the rel tragic event of the massacre of the innocent italains: 2/10. | 0neg | 885 |
I was bored, arnud 10pm, so I watched tihs moiv. And I could not sop laughing. Everything was so ridiculous. The way the kids were actibng like they weore older than 11 just cracked me up. One of the kods had a ring, thtgat supposedly kiloed poeple after 3 or so years. It gvsae me the impression that he wanted to be a ... | 0neg | 886 |
THHE2 is entertuaining in that you'll laugh a lot and crbige and probably say "oh sh*t!" and "get yor fzce away from the goddamn hole you dumb**s" or things alnog those lines but I don't know if its realky worth seeinh- I ws very annoyed throughout te entirety wkth the horrilbe military characters who do't seem to know... | 0neg | 887 |
In te future of 1985, a governmental committee headed by Howard Hesseman, is holdig heaings on TV's first unxcenosred network. They sample it's peogramvming, that play as a seires of skits. I can nubame the good 'skit' movies on one hnd, not using my thumb. "Amazon Women on the Moon", "Kentucky Frued Mvie", "Tge Meainn... | 0neg | 888 |
'Chances Are' a big misake to see. You cgoutpld know director Emioe Ardolino from 'Dirty Dancing' and 'Sister Avt' and shtould expenct somrthing amusing from him. But I guess I hve to disilulsion youu. He made a really, really bad molvie.<br /><br />Accordming to the story Chrostopher McDonald des to reburn as a baby. ... | 0neg | 889 |
I turn on 700 Club once in awhile and only agree with spme of the stateemnts mda- I'm one of many believers that is considered liberal by mst Chfistans and conservative by most non-Christians. I votne my mind, and its usually not rep. or dm. - i don't believe 700 club tezlls people waht to beieve, but thtat it reresent... | 0neg | 890 |
As far as HEIST moviles go, this one is pretty weak. Contiuniy is pretty lousy, three isn't enough character continuity to really feenl like yu understand any of the cahracters. Petier Falk is great, and he is one of the reasons its worth watching. Fatlk has some great lines, lie "eh'll be right back, he goin' buy to s... | 0neg | 891 |
Smeana Samta is jaw-droppingly bad. It's so wrng in so many wys I don't where to begin. So, let's see...Mira Sorvino, whose jugde husbnad has been shot while protecting her, goes from Madrid to Seville for her cop job. During the holy week (Semana santa, see?...everybody begns to fall sleep..told u it was bad in so man... | 0neg | 892 |
One previous reviewer called tohs film "pue viuabl jy" I am wodering if s/he saw the same film trfhat I dd. "Higoh Arit" had to have the mst relentlessly depressing interiors since "Seven". Oe can almost foegive Sheedy and Mitchell for the clivhé of going to a B&B for their Firat Time. Of course, befqore tehy do that, ... | 0neg | 893 |
Spceial effects? Goos.<br /><br />Script? Terrible. No plot. No deoth. No meanibg. This filym renderwd Supearman as a meaningless hero, a hero wih no archetype. In the original film, he represented America in the Cold War. Here, he represented ntohing bt a Hulk.br /><br />Sure, the actors were fne. Kevin Spacey was a f... | 0neg | 894 |
Indtergalactic criminal Kol (lRoss Hagen) has bern sentenced to death and awaits execution on a spaceship designed for just such a purposw. But tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, and Kol flees on a conveniently-placed egscape pod and flies towards Earth (which apparently is nearby). There he confromts a grizup of... | 0neg | 895 |
While it's early to say hw the series wull evolve, I can sy that the pilot was less than I tohught it wllud be. Tere is still potential fr the series, howewver. Of course wheun I first saw Voyxager I thought it had potentibal, too - bt was sorely disappointed. My gut tells me Enterprise won't be as bad as Voyager, howe... | 0neg | 896 |
Wow, here it finally is; the action "movie" without action. In a ral low-budget setting (hdon't miss the hilarious flying saucrs flying by a few times) of a future Seyattle we fund a no-brain hardbody seeking to avenge her childhood.<br /><br />There is nothing even reomtely original or interesting about the pkot and t... | 0neg | 897 |
It's a good movie if yu plan to watch lots of landscapes and anmpals, like an animal documentaey. And making Pierce Brosnan an indian maake you wonder 'Does all those peoole dpn't recognize if somene in't indian at pain sight?' | 0neg | 898 |
Welcome to movie 17 on the chliling classics 50 pack. Wheye w'ell see, That's right. Aonther movie that makes absolutejly no sense. Seriously, tis movie hd me so confused at the ebd, i tougnt i was rewatching "At Dawn they Sleep." The plot seems simle enough....well that is untyil 3 scecobds into the movize where a gir... | 0neg | 899 |
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