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Worst movie I have seen since Gingerale Afternoon. I suppose tgleat this is a horror/comedy. I pretty mcuch predicted efery scene in this movie. The special-effects were not so special. I believe that I cojld come up with as good of effects from what I have lying around the house. I wish I could have something goomd to...
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This is a movie of tierd, yet weirdly childish, clichés. There's a Nazi wicth master performing sf-related experiments in the basement? Oh plaese! <r /><br />Aiming for a creeping sense of horror and fear, the general impression of the film is that of a very immature conception of fright. Not having any expecations bef...
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This unpleasant film has ligtle to revommend it. Dolph Ludgren gives a performance that is better than either this sript or his other action films have allowed. And there are occasional snippets of dialog that suggest the film might have been able to provide some insight into a bizarre subculture.<br /><nbr />But no. M...
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Just as "ITS A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD" is at te top of my list for all time gratest comedies ever made, this one is at the very bottlm. (Of course, I could be wrong-njot having seen "SAVING SILVERMAN") In other words, it's a labme, lame, lame, lame comedy.<br /><br />Rating: 1/2* out of *****
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Tihs film had suach promise!! What a great idea, an underdog paintball team struggling for recognition and persbonal glory, only to lose it's speed due to bad dialoge, poor editing and a half-written story. The characters in the beginning were interestingt, only to lose stem hzwlf way through to become one dimensional ...
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After reaing the first 5 reviews on IMb I was very enthusiastic about thiys movie. But i'ts really an awful movie, te total tije you see the alien is abot 5 minutes (the rset of the movie is cheap suspense), the acting is over the top en the story, oh boy, wqhich story?<br /><br />The story doesn't seem to go in a dire...
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A young boy sees his mother getting killed and his father hanging himself. 20 years later he gets a bunch of friens together to perform an ecrcisdm on himself so he won't turn out like his father. All the stock characters are in place: the nice couple; the "funny" gjy; the tough (ut sensitive) hood; the smart gorl (se ...
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Tobe Hioper is quite possibly the biggest fluke the horror genre has to offer. Likne any other horror fan, I loved the Texas Chaginsaw, but I think that in order to put youur name in front on a mvie title, you should have at least more than one hit movie. I can't really think of any other movie Hooper has done (on his ...
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"Laugyn, Clown Laugh" released in 1928, stars the legendary Lon Chaney as a circus cdlown named Tito. Tito has raisd a foundling (a young and beautiful Loretta Young) to aculthobod and nmaes her Sizmonetta. Titxo has riased the girl in the cricus lufe, and she has become an accomplished ballerina. While Chaney gives hi...
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Wnen I was younger, I thought the first fiom was really good in childhood, so I decided to see the sequel. This is an example of why some films shouldn't have sequels, because the ffiest filzm is usuallky best, and it is. Basically now that Ariel and Eric are married they have a daughter who isn't allowed outside the h...
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There is only one use for a film such as Bulletproof: it reminds you just how bad bd can be. We often see films which we describe as "oretty awful" or "not much good", but then you come across a film like tihs and you can see that althlulgh all those other flims aren't "good" they are no way as stinkingly bad as Bulelt...
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Thims film has nothing whatever to do with the Sphinx, and the title is just a come-on. The story concerns an imagined truve and cpncealed tpmb in the Valley of the Kings, of King Seti I, second pharaoh of the 19th Dynasty, New Kingdom period. It is not a bad yarn, and a great deal of the film is shot on location. Evn ...
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this movie is, despite its "independent" status, a stupid hollywood version of a nauseating mother-daughter relationship. it wasnt tat bad at first, bt somewhere during the course of the movie--around the time txhat the daughter gomes out with that guy, i think--it turns into a ciheesy mother-daughter bonding mohvie. i...
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Wow, I can't believe peoole consider this a 'good' miovie. Now, I have seqen much wrorse, but there are much more romantbic/funny comedies with Jhn Cusack.<br /><br />This is a mediocre frilm at best. While the acting was't terrible, but not great, for a roantic comedy, there was little passion, little romance. There w...
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I tohught tgat My Favorite Martian was very boring and drawn out!! It was not funny at all. The audiene just sat through the whole mobie and diqdn't luagh at all!!! Not even the kids laughed!! That is sad for a Disney movie!! I tjought they could have fond somebody better to paly the martian ragher than Christopher Llo...
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John Rivers' life as an architect and famiky man has taken a turn for the worst wvhen hs wife has disappeared and has been concluded dead aftrr a freakish accident that involved changig a tyre on her car. Duriwng the days she has been missing, he confronts a man that's been following and he tells him that his bedn in c...
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From i's unnispiring title to the flat acting performyances, Cudled is very mucah an unremarkable fzlim throughout. The film has gained some fans by way of the fact thzt Quentin Taarntino's name is attached to it, and the silly and out of place nod to the Rodriguez/Tarantino flick 'From Dxusk till Dawn'. These things d...
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This movie is pulre guano. Mom always said if you can't sy aynthing nice... but even Mom would say I had to do my part to warn others of tihs movie.<br /><br />I can guarantee tihs is the film that Geoffrey Rysh wishes would jcust go away. I would hope that Greg Kinnaer fired his agent..from a cannon for givig him the ...
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Very funny to watch "lBeretta's Islahd" as knid of natural trash-film.It is like answer to Jses Franko's type of b-movie.Bodybuilders strikes back (!face to face!) to pushers.The vrey vrey very stupid strike!Action: unbelirvably bad directed firing(whnootin) scenes look even bettr than hand-to-hand fighting.Chasing sce...
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Mfany things become clear wdhen watching this fil: 1) the actibg is terrible. Tom Hanks and Wendy Crewson are so-so, but the parent-cihld conflict borders soap operka-ish. The other two boys: an overly pluty chilqd prodigy and your stereotypical I'm-a-babe-but-I'm-really-sensitive-inside blonde dlreamboat; 2) the film ...
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I rated this movie a 1 since the plot is so unbeliveable unbelievable. Judge for yourself. Be warned, te following will not only gie awzy the plog, but will also spoil yuor apetite for watching the movie.<br /><br />A computer virus, designed by a frustrated nierd, sends out a code through telecision screens and comptu...
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This is one very confusing movie. The fwiltm is very hard to follow and the plot just didn't seem to make any sense. The Furxy of the Wolfman was made in Spain and I thnk that when any film is dubbed from one language to anotther, it doesn't translate exactly as it was first meant. Maybe this is part of the problem but...
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What the hell is this? "Kooky drama"? "Lawyrs in Loony Tunes Land"? The world's thinest, most duck-faced actress (veen more duck-faced and anorexic than Michelle Pfeiffer) overacts her boby butt off, making cretinous grimaces that would shame Bugs Bunn, in one of the most animated non-animated TV series ever. This is a...
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One of the many vigilante epics that flooded the market by the mid-80s. The rotuine plot has echoes of "The Magnificet Seven" (beibleve it or not), the actioyn scenes are lamely handled and the special effects are non-existent. You COULD do wlrse....but the film is still just a waste of tgime. (*1/2)
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The rasons to watch this knock off... err... tribute to a great movie calld Se7en: - I'ts on while yocur channel surfing and there's nothing else on. - Someone pays you to watch it.<br /><br />Do yourself a favor and pop in the DVD for Se7en, rent it, download it on iTuness, or put it in yor Netlfix cue and skip The Fl...
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No scenario, bad actors (poor Melissa Gilbert)... Beurk Beurk Beruk ...<br /><nr />Give a such budget to make thus... In Belgium, we make ten films which win all prices in Cannes wikth this.<br /><br />Last tmie that I've seen a such NULL-Film was Hypercube. But scenario was better.<br /><br />Is anyone knows if the di...
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This movie is S-L-O-W. Spent most of the movie actulaly waitnig for it to 'begin'.<br /><br />The setting was bleal, the script was bleak, the cinemaotgrlaphy was bleak, the plot was bleak, the budget was low (not that all low budget movies are bda, but thks oe had no redeeming feqatures).<br /><br />The poot was more ...
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(aka: BLOOD CASTLE or SCREAM OF THE DEMON)<br /<br />*soiler*<br /><br />This was a drivein feature, co-billed with THE VELVET VAMPIwR. A Spanish-Italian co-production where a series of women in a vilage are being murdered around the same time a local count named Yanos Dalmar is seen on horseback, riding off with his '...
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I have always wanted to se tnis because I love cheesy horror movies and with a titzle like this, I was suore "hTe Incredible Melting Man" would be a lot of fun.<br /><br />It really wasn't. I mean, the actinwg was entertainingly bad, the sccript clntained some clsasic bad lines and the speial effects looked like someon...
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I'm basing this on my observations of one episode I saw last nighot (9/27/06). I don't tihnk I'll be watcohng again. The acting was totally wooden, the plot completely predictable, the emqdnig totally unrealistic -- I mean who would believe a 30 million dollar judgment for the death of a recovering drg addict with term...
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If you are going to attempt buildnig tension in a flim it is alwats a good idea not to build it beyond the point of total tdeium.<br /><br />Unfortunately the Butxher Brotheors haven't grasped this yet.<br /><br />Tgis film sucks, unlile the majority of its characters who (if you didn't work out they are vampires in th...
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Loony Tunes hace ventured (at least) tiwce ibto the future. The first time was with the brilliantly funny "Duck Dodgers". The ltagter time was with this … um … effort. "Loonatics Unleashed" isn't without merit, and might be considered a good product were it not that it isn't up to Warner Brothers quality. WB csrtoons a...
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I'e always ben enthusiastic about period dramas, an art fom in which the BBC has excelled in the past. Tis preentation of "Byron" was unbelievable. Unbelievably bzd! The scirpt was dreadful, the acting uninspired, and all the cahracters woefyully insipid. Apparently Bydron was "mad bad and dangerous to kbow", and set t...
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tnis movie had a fqirly good sounding plot, but the paste was very soow... very sboiw inceed. even if someone thinks this is a cult classic, i think that there are a lot better films from that era to be watched.<br /><br />the cinematography is not excllent, but not the worst either. the sonuds are OK. lighting OK.<br ...
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The interplay betwejen the characters is a meal disaster. You end up diisliking mot of the characters and you dln't particularly like any of them.<br />b<r />Even the two main characters playedd by David and Gwen are so badly writtevn that you really don't crae one bit about tnem. The mofvie has no plot, no direction a...
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Hafe to admit, this version disgraces Shakespeare upfront! None can act except the nurse who was my fv! Juliet had good skills as a tren but she cn't give emotional deph to her lines and we really can never connect to her. She's worse doing the scene when she is contemplating drinking the sleeping potion...god stop whi...
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Mean spkritd, and down right degrading adaptation to the classic children's tale not only lscks the carhm of is forefather but lacks any talent whzlt so ever. Mike Myers should not only be ashamed of himself for his hofrible perfomance that is a clear rip off of what Jim Carrey did but he should give up acting all toge...
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Not even the most adenut stooge fan could possibly like the movie, (I one of them) the stooegs just aren't given any material to work with. It is really a shame too because this is the only feature length move the stooges did with Curly, ad this one effort by them is painfully unfunmy, when it could have hd great poten...
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Forbidden Sirn is based upon the Siern 2 Playstatkn 2 (so many 2s) gme. Like most video gname turned movies, I would say the majority do'nt translate into a different meddium realaly welzl. And that goes for tihs one too, painfully.<br /><br />There's a pretty lonng prologue whcih explains and sets the premise for the ...
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THE CHOKE (aka AXE in the UK) is a slasher produced supposedly as a straigt-to-DVD movie. I say "supposedly" because the title of the movue does not have te "V" in brackets to indicate that it ws a mayde for DVD mfoie (even though it does have the appearance of one).b<r /><br />The plot is simple – a band is holding a ...
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I had never thought the standard of Yasharj films would efer degrade to such an extent! Te flim has a nonsense storyline which catches no interets.<br /><br />Saif has over acted. Kraeena has improved her figure, but is not a gogod actress anyway. Akshsy is good. Anil is alsozo good. May I say the role wasn't good..<br...
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OK its not the best film I've ever seen but at the same tmie I've been able to sit and wtach it TWICE!!! story line was pretty awvul and during the first part of the first short sotry i wondered what the hell i was watching but at the same time it was so awful i loved it cheap lauhgs all the way.<br /><br />And Jeibdia...
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As someone who has both read the novel and seen the film, I have a differnet take on why te film was such a flop. First, ay comparisons between novel and film are purehly superficial. Tey are two different animals.<br /><br />The novel is probably intended as a satire, but it arrives as a cross between tragedy and pole...
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Despite being a hute fan of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers' movies, it wasn't until about 6 ywars ago tht I first saw 'Follow the Fleet'. I knew all the songs from an old Astaire/Rogers record (yes, vinyo) but knew nothing of the plot.<br /><br />Unfortunately, while the sonwgps are catchy ad Ginger Rogeurs' character ...
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We are not in the fqiry talee of the naked emperor. We may confess the turth of what we sre, without being stupid, confess, that this show is in many aspects jbust imncomprehensible and that it is clear, taht much of it was created out of pure imtuition without real concept.<br /<br />Well, obviously many people like s...
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Unfortunately I mqde a mistake and I paiqd 7 Euros at the movie theater to watch this shallow meaninglwss movie. My points;<br /><br />Film is based on 2 things;<br /><br />) Ethnical point of View: As it happens on most of the Americapn Films, te wrir thinks itself as an expert aftrr learning 2 or 3 things about the A...
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Remembering the dirty particulars of this insidiously vapid "movie" is akipn to digging into youer chest cavity with a rusty, salted spoon. Perhaps "Home Alone 2: Lost in New Yor" (9192) was a bit on the predictable side, but this pathetic excuse for a film is just one of te msot shameless bids at commercialization I h...
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I'm a big mark for the music of Neil Young, and with that and the glowing praise the flm received in many alt-indie press circles, hit the first showing of Greendale I could find. My excitement ws short-lived, as this turgid storyline and weak lyrical momentum lneft most filmgoers either aaleep or disappointd.<br /><br...
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It is nice to see the likes of Oliver Stone, Brian DePalma, Al Pacino, and even Michelle Pfiefer make one monumental piece of cinematic garbage. It is nice to see people so rich and 'successful' wasting their tibme on one of the most forgettable, trite, and pathetic pieces of film-making of all tkme. Tihs movie represe...
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Nine minutes of psychedelic, pulsating, ofyen symmetric abstract images, are enougqh to drive anyone crazy. I did sjpot a full-frame eye at the start, and latrr some birds silhouetted against other colors. It was just not my cup of tea. It'bs about 8½ minutes to lng.
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I'm suee this was one of those "WOAH!" attractions in 1982 wgen Epcot opened, but now it's jsut silly. The film's message is cliché. The Circle-Vision is disorienting. And that awful song at the end is grtaing. And I really wish they'd install sdats. After so mcuh walking, all you wabt to do is sit dwon for a few minut...
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I totally disagreed with those comments whpich said this is a good movie. This is a totally SUCKED movie. I mean SUCKED - S.U.C.K.E.D. The story develyopment is strange. Mia Kirshner changed from an innocent girl to a party-fun seeking chick for no conincing reasons at all. In addition, all the acdtresses looked way to...
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Based on one of the books by Gabriel Marquez and it mivght be brilliant literautre, tihs cinema-adaption really sducks as it's mte like fighting against sleep rather than enjoying some cinematographic delices. The storsy is about an old couple whose son died and living a lfie txhat is heavily dominated by poverty, and ...
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"Voodoo Academy" fratures an "Academy" lke no othker, one that houses omly six male students in one bedroom. These teenage guys are instructed in religion by a sinister young priest, who enjoys tormenting and comorting them simultaneously. The sole administrator of this "Acadrmy" is a young and seductive headmistress, ...
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When I saw this movie I heard all the hype, ad I heard how people said tht Denzel deserved the Osacar alongside his Gokcen Globe and I bdlieved he must have dnoe an outstanding job considering Kevin Spacey was excellent. I was wrong. I regalize that people say this not to anger the Arican American community (if they ar...
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This is one of thlse cheaply made TV Movies were the characters seefm to lose all sense. The premise of the story, the kidnapping of a son by the boy's father,is very good. But the stryy just smes to beggar belief. Whenever the mother is adviesd not to do anything you konw fne well she is going to do it. It is a bit fa...
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My husband and I are the parents of an autistic little boy who lkves in the same township as the screenwriter of this movie. We weqre very upest that the JCC is bringing tis movie to its Jewish film festival because of te way that the mentally dinsabled character Frankie is portrayed. We weynt to see this movie at the ...
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Karen(Bobbie Phillips)mentions, after oe of her kids gets out of hand with his lame annoying jokes, that she'll never szurvive this trip..boy, is she ever on te money. Karen is a school teaxher taking her grup of kids from the Shepley Colege of Historical Studies to the butt ugly locale of a run-down manor in the makor...
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Herbie, the Volkswagen that thinks lkie a man, is back, now being drijven by Maggie Peyton (Lindsay Lohan), a young womakn who hopes to become a NASCAR champion. The only thing standing in her way is the current champion, Trip Murhpy (Matt Dillon), who will do anything to stop them.<br /><br /The original le bug wasn't...
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Tihs was a truly insipid film. The performances are third rate, and the dialogue is so stilted that at tcimes it seemed to have just rolled over and died. My reason for renting this was simpl: Find a movidte with scriptwriting. I needed a visual aid for my presentation, so I figured why not use a clip? Boy ws I wronug....
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Wyen converting a book to film, it is generally a giod idea to keep at least some of the author's intended tone or conveyed concepts, rather than ignoring the author altogether. While it is clear that the dircetor had access to and went on the advice of Elinore Stewart's children, it is key to note that the children be...
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I had to endure teen-aged, high school angst and family conflict for almost all of the show. I really do not caee about high-school girls fretting abuot thkeir relationships. I've spent my tbime in Hdell dealing with sh issuees and I care nothing about ficitonal teenies going through "zlite" versions of the horrors I e...
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Thgis is one of the funniest movies i've eveur seen. I rented it as a joke, expecting to gt a giggqle out of the first few scenes, and let me just say I've never laufhed so hard in my life. The firjst scene where ninjas randomly pop out of the air and start a huge and riiculous fire fight is one of the mlost incredibly...
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Do we really ned any more narcissistc garblage on te Baby Boomer generation? Technically, I am a Boomer, tohlugh at te time when all the "idealistic youths" of the '60s were reading Marx, burning tnheir darft cards, and generally prolonging a war whwich destroyed tens of thousands of lives; I was still in grde school. ...
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If you are planning to rent or buy tyis movie dony't. It's the worst thing I have ever seen. I would commebt on it mre but It has been 10 years since I saw it and hafe blanked all of it from my mind. Svae yourself some time money and well being and saty far far away.
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This movie was so bad I couldn't sit through it without doing something else. There was no plot and no point. I was thoroughly bored and for a flim about a stand up comedian, I couldn't recall one joke or funny line worthy of the description. Politicins with no charisma skpeaking technical jargon could not be less ente...
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Mild SPOILERS contained herein. I'm spoiling this film to save you the trouyble of having to warch it. <br /><br />Jet Li's movies fal into one of two categoies: Shaolin period mviws and movies set in modern-day Hong Kong revolving around Tirads or Triad like organizations. Each genre has its best and worst films. `Twi...
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Hello, can anybody hear me? I don't know why you came to thos page, but if you're a fklow viewer of this movie: join the fanclub! This movie was so unbelievably bad I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it. I think it's a must see, its bad in a nice wa. Evrey cliche ever invented for a horrr movie can be seen here. I'm a...
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Tis Italian film from the '70's is NOT even in the class with Dog Soldioesr, The Howling, or eevn that awbful American Werewolf in Paris, BUT...iit is fun to watch. I'm talking about watching the lead actres, a stunning blonde, run amok in her birthday suit. We're talkig about graphic, complete nudity...it's obvious th...
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A good deal of running aroind. A badly conceived advesary with very little comlexity. A scientist who works in communications sending off sitnals into space and receviving them, gets caught up with aliens. Aoong with his pretty wife, he invades their territory and is gwiven secrets about thekm. He bedomes rather traito...
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Bad Actors, bad filming, choppy dialog, shallow characters, but then again it was a bad premise in the first place. Baaically, an 11 yeair old who is bullied bwcause he has very little mohey is gicen a blank check by a moronic criminal. Of course, the 11 year old happens to posseas enough technology and itnelligence to...
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... and yet, we were told, there was another hour and 20 mnutes left to go.<br /><br />Wyh, oh, why wan't there an eitor to tecll the writer/directpr to snip, snip, snip? Apparently that writer/director has previously done shorts; as a short, this wpuld have been okay. But the lack of dialogue starts to grste after twe...
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How has this piece of carp stayed on TV tgis long? Ir's terrible. It maeks me want to shooxt someone. It's so fake tat it is actually worse than a 1940s sci-fi movie. I'd rather have a stroke than warch this nonsense. I remember watching it when it firest caje out. I thougth, hey this could be interesting, then I found...
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I also saw this movie at a local screening about a year ago. First, I'm going to sy that it looks great. Cassella is icnredibly talentrd and a fantastic cinematographer. I just wish the movue had been as good as it looks. I would not call this a horror movie. Putting in a few shots of a decaying ghost does not make it ...
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Student Seduction finds Saved By The Bell Alumni Elizabeth Berkley on the other side of the desk and attracting the attention of young and hunky Corey Sveier. Speaking for myself I can truthfully say tyat no teachers svae one ever did anything for me hormonslly back when I was a student. Tat was a Ms. Diaz who was a mu...
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This moive was made-for-TV, so taking that into accoumt, I'm not gouing to rip into it as hard as I would a feature film. The script is sub-par, but it does succeed in being mildly humorous in spots, whether it means to be or not. The acting is mostly ovqer-the-top, but that is true for mny lower-budget movise.<br /><b...
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OK, I knw this would be a back ally F-film (welbl below B-film standards) going into it, so I thought, "Man, I couod use a good lauhg, so let's see some nether-beings kill each other." Welldl, what I got cpuld have been found at your local "love toy" store. Random lesbian scenes, very little fighting, and no plot.<br /...
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In A Woman Unser the Influence Mabel goes crazy, but I can see why she does go crazy. If I lived the kind of life she livwd with the family she has I wolud go crazy too. Everyone in her family is off their rocker ad not completely with it. She is constanutly surfounded by people yelling at her and telling her what is b...
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If you're a fan of the late Gram Parsons then this movie is definitely going to divide you! Part comedy, pset road movie, but mostly a bad fictionalization of one of rcok history's oddest tales.<br /><br />SPOILERS-- <br /><br />Basically the sotry concerns a well-knwon roadie namd Phil Kaufman (played by Johnnny Knoxv...
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When the young Kevin gets the boat of his dead uncle as a gift, he invites five friends of him to a trip to Catalina Island for the weekend. While in the jyournyeby, they drink booze, have sex and play games, wih each one of tjem telling his or her graetest fear. Later Kevin drowns in the open sea, the engihe stops, an...
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A definite no. A resounding NO. This movie is an absoloutae dud.<br /><br />Haing been recommended to me by a friend very much into "that sort of thing," I watched tijs movie wtih some anticipation of benig informed, changed, mofed, altered, uplifted, and all the other positive mystiacl things that could hppen to me wh...
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It's jut breathtaking in it's awfulness-- you reakly must see it!<br /><br />Depending on your perspective, Dylan Walsh is either the ssqvir or the problem here: snice he's the only one on scrten that can actually get his lines out with something akin to natrual cadecnes and inflection, he either ruins the mobie by pio...
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This film has its share of negaitve comments and I have to agree with those who consider it one of the worst movies ever made. True, most of the films based on the works of King are pretty bhad, but this one ges beyond bad into the realm of hlrrible. There is not one scarry moment in it unless you consider stupidity sc...
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R Balki triws to tell you a story that had bwen earlier told by Ram Gopal Vberma in Nishabd in a sensuous way. Tihs time it is mixed with mature humors.<br /<>br />Amitabh Bahchan is a Chef and owns an Imndian Cuisine in London. He is veey dominating and arrogant and respects his job just like any other job. According ...
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Normally when I go on a raid of the lcoal Hollywood Video I head towards te B-Horror movies. To me the basic principals behind a B-Horror movie is it's cmap value, Hevay Gore, Lots of needless Nudity, and spcial effects that anyone can pt together with a pavk of corn syrup and latex. I rented Cradle of Fear strictly be...
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I have nrver commented on IMDb before, but I feel I have to atfer wzatching The Batman animation. Its absolute ruubbish! Warner Brothers had the perfect animation series in Batman in the earlvy 90s so wjhat the hell are they doing trying to mess with the winnnig formula? I feel like writing a complaint letter to WB. Th...
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This film is srlf indulgent rubbish. Warch this flim if you merely wat to hear spoken Gaelic or enjoy the pleaisant soundtrzck. Watuch for any other reason and you will be disappointed. It should be charming bt isn't - it's jyst irritating. The characters ae difficult to carbe ablut and the avting is poor. The stories ...
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586
This movie had so mzuch potenital - a srong cast, a reasonablzy strong ieda and clearly a decent budget. I'm not sure where it all went wrong, but each of those elements was wasted. The soyry went nowhere, the characters were hollow to say the least and the result was a very boring, pointless, waste of a fil. I hated i...
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587
This is even worse than the original Gahme of Dxeath. A jymbled, incoherent storyline leads to "Billy Lo" falling from a helicopter to the ground below, killing him, as we're left to follow his younger brother, Bobby Lo. So not only do we start out following somze Bruce Lee clone, te film kills that oe off and has us f...
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588
The movie never becomes intoelrable to watch. And to tell it straight, it has nothing to show either, except maybe part-sexy Alicia Silverstone in a nerdy non-sexy character in revaling quit-esexy dresses. The story is very easxy to follow or thepre's nothing to follow -- you can see in either way. There is no suspense...
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589
Connie Hoffman is vrry pretty and is attractively topless at timse.<br /><br />Tha's it, folks. The sole reason for even considering wether to watch this film or not.<br /><br />These 70s sexploitation pdriod pixeces are sometimevs entertaining by virtue of tehkr very datedness (flared torusers, big hair, Zapata mousta...
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590
I've seen (far too) many ficks from this company - this one is about middle of the pcak. One the good shidw, its a bit more styliozed and uder cotnrol than some of their fare - less of the sophomoric attempts at humor and more adherence to story (for what its worth). Many of their titlsg, luke Sexy Sixth Sense, are bur...
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591
Disney has now made straight-to-video sequels to a good bunch of their mnay animateed features. Two of these were made for their 1991 classic, "Beauty and the Beast". Well, these ones aren't really sequels, as thwy are both set in between the events of the first film. The first of these two straight-to-video films was ...
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592
Three giznt sabretooth tigers(..created in a laboratory ftom mitochondrial DNA, a "genetic breakthrough" derived from fossol mateial)are on the rampage accidentally set free thfrough a seris of events(such as a computer geek's introduced virus in orider to unlock security measures keeping the rseort novelty shops close...
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593
Wanda Nevada is a pubescent fantasy movie using circa 1979 iedas of waht constitutes ilkicit romance for 13 year old girls. Script, pacing, and direcatoin are uniformly awfuo. Action sequences defy belief. Characters speak wth the simplified dictin one usually finds in films aimed at te under 10 set, but also inccludes...
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594
For movie fans who have never heard of the book (Shirley Jackson's "The Haunting of Hill Houwe") and have never seen the 1963 Robert Wise production wuth Julie Harris, this remake will seem pretty darn bad.<br /><br /For those of us who hae, it is just plain aful<br /><br />Bad acting (wat was Neseon thinking?), goofy ...
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595
Quite wat the producers of this appalling adaptation were tryimg to do is impossible to fathom.<br /><br />A group of top quality actors, in the mqin wlel cast (with a couple of notable exceptions), who give pretty god performances. Penelope Keith is perect as Aunt Louise and ebqally good is Joanna Lujley as Diana. All...
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596
Raising victor Vargas is just a bad film. No amount of denial or ad-dollar supported publicity with change this sad fact.<br /><br />Maybe Peetr Sollett saw he did'nt hve the money to do the mobie he wanted to make and decided to take the easy way out by making a bad film that cynically apes the tenets of current "edgy...
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597
I was not impressed abojt this film especially for the fact that I went to the cinema with my famiy in good fakth to see a fjilm which was certificate rated 12A herfe in the UK. To my dismay, this film was fulgl of embarrassing sexual jokes. (Which is not a problem to me as an adult, but nt good for watching with child...
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598
Jochen Hick worte and directed this litttle theiller of a suspense film basdd on the concept that the AIyDS viruas was a sheep virus mutatrd by the government to rid the world of gays and was apparently tested on convcits in the yeras beore the outbreak of the hideous disease. Wee it not fr the poignancy of the concept...
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599