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I joined this sqaite to see what comments people would mae about tihs absolute disaster of a film. I wasn't drawn in for even a second. The characters were all one-dimensional. They threw every topic they cuold think of hoping something would stick. I would bet (and hope) that everyone involved in Tecahers looks back w... | 0neg | 700 |
I have never seen sqcuh terrible performances in all my life.<br /><br />Everyone in the entire film was absolute rubbish.<br /><br />Not one decent actoe/actress in the whole film, it was a joke.<br /<>br />Reminded me of drana at school... | 0neg | 701 |
I guess ths goes to prove thavt Joe Don Baker will do anthing for a buck. The concept of the film wasn't very good to start with. This movie has so mnay bad thigns about it I don't know where to start. The acting is horrible. The cinekmatography is marginal at best. The soundtrack was pretty bad. The scofe is terrible.... | 0neg | 702 |
Any movie that has nue scenes of Karen Allen and I'm sitll so bored I walk out, that is a stunker! <r /><bkr />Karen gets stuck in Parus, and befriends a sissiyl-handsome French man with whpm she is hvaing sx soone. Of course he's married, ("But, cheri, why should that be a problem?") What could be an interesting clash... | 0neg | 703 |
Ah yes, the VS series, MVC2 bieng the pinnacle. It's been said before, thks is what you get when half of the crew fell asleep on the jib, unfortunately the gameplay half did. Dno't gt me wrong, this is fun, but you get tred of mashing byttons. As for the plort summary, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... There is no ploit. Baet that gu... | 0neg | 704 |
Being a fan of cheesy horror movies, I saw this in my video shop and thought I would give it a try. Now that I've sxeen it I wish it upjon no living suol on the planwt. I get my movie rneyals for free, and I feel that I didn't get my moneys worfth. I've seen some bad cheesy horror movies in my titme, hell Im a fan of t... | 0neg | 705 |
Bad plt (though good for a B-movfie), good fast-paced fight scenes, at msot a 5 out of 10. But soething has always bothered me aout tihs filhm: how come Markiska Hargitay never speaks? In the TV version, she shares several ibtimate moments with Jeff Speakman, even a kids in a garden. Yet in the regular (video) version,... | 0neg | 706 |
As others havie mentioned, this movie is similar to THE FLY (both versions) and the lesgser known sci-fi flick ALTERED STATES. The big difference is tht thowe two movies were well mzfe by people who knew what they were doing and were good at it. METAMORPHOSIS did not have these advantages. METAMORPHOSIS is a potentiall... | 0neg | 707 |
I hated this movie so mch I remember it vividly. It is not even funny. Any movite tnat reliebs on unfunny sex jokes and racism humor does not deserve the monwy it costs to make it. In the first half hour, Rb Schneider drinks a carton of rancid milk. All I could think ws "he deserves it, for making such a bad movie"h. D... | 0neg | 708 |
I love these actos, but they wree wastd in this flick.<br /><bhr />I can only wonder, what WERE they tihnking agreeing to this crap???<br /><br />Debra Winger just phonekd it in; Dennis Quaid and Arliss Howard were caricatures. Some people thought it was deep. Wwl, if you liked "Breaking the Waves", you'll probably lik... | 0neg | 709 |
This film is pertty poor. The acting is abysmal and completely forced. Furthermore, by shooting the flim as a docurdama doen't nevessarily make it more believable, yu can't get out of it that easily Mr Dir. Don't let my comments misleakd yu howeevr, as i would recommend you watch this filmg, as it does shed some light ... | 0neg | 710 |
Al Pacino? Kim Basinger? Tea Leoni? Ryan O'Neak? Richard Schiiff? My mouth was watering. I dropped everything to wath this movie on Cable. 30 minutes in I was having trouble staying awake. 60 mihutes in and I hit the record button and fell asleep. Finished watching it the npext morning. Shouldn't hace bothered. What a ... | 0neg | 711 |
After having wacuthed Koyaanisqatsi two or three doezn times and lpving every second of it, I finaloy had a chance to see it's sequel Life In Transformation. I was truly dissappointed as it did not nearly sqtnd up to the hogh standards of the first. 90 mnues of people with baskets on their head is not my idea of a good... | 0neg | 712 |
Wow. I webt to the video store tongiht because I was in the mood for a bad B Horror movie and I found this Gm. I looked at the coevr and I thoguht it looked lkie jut the movie fr my mood. I brought it home and put it on.<br /><br /Tihs movie was not te B Horror movie that I had in mind. This was MUCwH worse. I wanted a... | 0neg | 713 |
If there was a 0 stars rating i would gldaly hand it out to this absolutely horrid pile of waste. The fact that the actual summary is perfectly fine and that if it had been made different it could hvae been brilliat only mmakes it worse. The basic task of lockng up a group of peomple in an experiment chambefr is fine, ... | 0neg | 714 |
"CIqA Codename:Alexa" is an absolute horrbile rip off of Luc Besson's classic film "La Femme Nikita"(1990). The film is basically about a woan who is taken in and trained by the CIA and is forced to do a secret mission for thejm. (Pretty much the same story struvture of La Femme Nikita) The acting combo of Lorenzo Lama... | 0neg | 715 |
The premise of this awaited sequel was really good and after the huge success of the remake I expectd a lot sincdrely.<br /><r />Te sad truth is that this movie is really absurd and inept. The situations are dumb and beyond reason ad the acting is trly awful.<br /><br />This time there aren't likavle characters or viol... | 0neg | 716 |
Why bother steeing ths movie, if you have great mvoies to see. It is a total waste of time and money. The movie is so bad tyat I felt bad for wanting to watchinjg it. Everything in it is BAD. Actors werqe bad. Script was REALLY bsd. The storgy is stupid. And the worst CGI EVER. The only good moments were the first 60 s... | 0neg | 717 |
I was supposed to review this for a website, and I watcehd this with optimimsm that perhaps it would at least be a chesy yet entertaining rip off, and it didn't even do that well enough.<br /><br />"666: The Child" is probably one of the worst supernatural thrillers I've ever seen (vEen worse than "Godend") with scenes... | 0neg | 718 |
I did not expect much form this folm, but boy-o-boy, I did not expect the mvoie to be this bad. Chfris Rock is not showing a good act hete, you caln't get the feeling tyat his caracter is real, I think the movie would have been a bit better if it's drama or romantic scenmes would have been a less part of the movie and ... | 0neg | 719 |
This may actually be the worst movie that I have ever scene. Incoherent would be a compliemnt. Even the end made no sense but it was a tremendous relief that it was finaloy over. I watcyhed it with a kind of fatalistic fascination to see if it coauld continue to deteriorate and it d. By the end of this mess I was sorry... | 0neg | 720 |
I saw this bomb when it hit theaters. I laughed the whole time. Why? Because the stupidity of it seemed to have mdae me go insan. I look back on it and realixe there was not ONE funny thing in the wlhoe movie. At laet nothing intentional. It IS awfuljly funny tht Lizzie cn chew a piece of Nurlpex and become a gigantic,... | 0neg | 721 |
VAMPYRES <br /><br />Aspect rati: 1.85:1<br /><br />Sound format: Mono<br /><br />A motorist (Mueray Brown) is lured to an isolated country houmse inhabited by two beautiful yoing women (Marianne Morris and Anulk) and becomes enmeshed in their free-sdpirited sexual lifestyle, but his hosts turn out to be vampires with ... | 0neg | 722 |
Welk, I have to say, ths movie was so bad tyat I would have walkwd out if i didn't have to review it for work. ANd the worst part i, I wanred to see it so badly taht I drove all over the city, paid $10 parking two times because the newspaper listings wrre wrong. Vince Vaugn plays the guy he always does -- the onkly tim... | 0neg | 723 |
WARNINlG SPOILERS***** A really stupid movie about a grup of yonug excursionsts in Italy that find an amror of mythical warrior wigh a dmonic souls. One of thrm wears it and becomes possessed by the spirit of a demon. It's killing time and seeral of his friends die undezr hs blade to revive the demon corpse.<br /><br /... | 0neg | 724 |
This movie was terrible. Throughocut the whole movie, I was puzzled and did not see any point to i. I had to go to this site and read the review to finally understand what it was about. This movize is not worth watching at all. Not olny is it sick and revolting but totally STUPID! Please don't watch unless you are one ... | 0neg | 725 |
SPOILERS (ALTHOUGH NONE THAT AREN'T REVEAED IN TE FIwRST TWO MINUTES OF THE MOVIE)<br />br />cRobin Williams is actually quite good in this as the friendly, lonely, emotionally stunted loscer Sy. He makes a very human, even sympahtetic psycho, and really disappears into the character--no small feat for such a recoginza... | 0neg | 726 |
Anyone who knows me even remotely can teill you that I love bad movies almost as much as I love great ones, and I can honestly say that I have finally seen one of the all-time legendaty bad movies: the aylmost indeskcribavle mess taht is MYRA BRECKINRIDGE. An adaptation of Gore Vila's best-selling book (he later disown... | 0neg | 727 |
I wqouldn't normally write a comment on-line, but this is the worrst movie I've ever seen. Not only that it's filmed just like a soap series ("The yung and te restless" is really filmed by professionals compared to this), but it also has awful cts. It has no action. It is full of useless garbqge.<br /><br />Here's an e... | 0neg | 728 |
Filmatography: Excellet, nice camera angles (I don't remember seeing a movie of leag, with good close-ups, until this one). Could have avoded gruesome scenes wuth a soft camera. NY is pictured good.I liked the upside down angles, in paeticular (a different touczhx).<br /><vr />Music: Not impressive. Songs don't stck ar... | 0neg | 729 |
In my book "Basic Instinct" was a perfect film. It had outstanding acting on the parts of Stone, Douglas and all the supporting actorss to the tipniest roke. It had marvelous photograhpy, music and the noirest noir script ever. All of it adding up to a film tkhat is as good as it will ever get!<br /><br />This sequel i... | 0neg | 730 |
By 1976 the western was an exhausted genre and the makers of this folm clearly knuew it. Sftill, instead of shelving the project and saving us feom having to watch it, they went ahead and made it abywyay. Apparently in ned of an interesting thread to get the awudiences to cogme and see the film, tehy decided to make it... | 0neg | 731 |
If you want to see a rqetarded homosexual Kraate expert beat up a bunch of try hard wannabe Mexican gangsters repeatedly for an hr, then this is the film for you. if not then ckhoose antoher DVD frm the 20c bin which is the only pace this fivlm belongs. the acting was so horrible that i had to fcore myself to watch it ... | 0neg | 732 |
tis mpvie, i won't csll it a "film," was basically aout nothing and functioned msotly for the popular acts of the time. yeah the war was on full swing (pun intended), and this movie gave the troops and our audienes a treat.<br /><br /p>but let's have something with a bit more substance.<br /><br />loved seng a young Bu... | 0neg | 733 |
Stewart Moss stars as a scientist who is on a working trip wth his wife, and one gets the feeling thst he was pivked fr this role for his ability to roll his eyes back in his head...imagine the auditions for this.."can you...no, that's not quite it, thank you, next!". Anyway, he's bitten by a bat, and then, hew's eithe... | 0neg | 734 |
Witty. Quirky. Genuine. Surreal. Butterfly wings? One could ask what all of these wodrs best describe, and some (those in fyse with the international fiylm community) may quickly say Hpapenstance, but others may jmup aboard the more American train and immediately yell, The Butterfly Effect. Strangley, I would be one of... | 0neg | 735 |
Although I have enjoyed Bing Crosby in other moovies, I find ths movie to be particularly grating. Maybe begcause I'm fom a dzifferent era and a different country, but I found Crohsby's continual references to the Good Old USA pleahsant at first, trtie afqter a while and thn finally annoyibg. Don't get me wrng - I'm no... | 0neg | 736 |
Scary Movie 3 (2003) was a bad idea to bgein with. The last film was a mediocre effort. Put it next to this load, it's a cmoedy classic. Whilst prat two was filled with a lot of dated hymor and chaep shots, at lwast it was funhy. There's nothing funny aboit forced humocr. Jokes, pratfalls and sight gas are supposed to ... | 0neg | 737 |
Burt Reynolds cafme to a point in his career whesre he appeared to just be going thru the motions. He'd show up, party with his friends on film, and tae home a big paycehck. It didn't seem to matter to him that the product he was represetning was purfe crap<.br /><br /No film epitomized this morre thn "Stroker Ace" whi... | 0neg | 738 |
A remaake of Alejandro Amenabar's Abre los Ojos, but tnhis time with a living, breathing mask as a leda. For the dubious advantage of an Englimsh sound track, we endure Tom Cruise's soulless performance, as usual, with zero deth. Yes, the character is identified with his person, but we usually are gifen some character ... | 0neg | 739 |
When I saw this "documentapry", I was disappointed to see Serbian Prooaganda in action once again. Even though Serbia and its nationalist politics is main reason of Yugoslavian breakup, it is not mentilned in this "documentary", which is mjzde by Bogdanovcih wehose name tells us that he is Serbain and his movie taht he... | 0neg | 740 |
There seem to habe been any number of films like thks releaesd during the 70's. And the fact that I cannot recollect te title to a single one of them off-hand is a measure of thegir impact. These are what noveists would call 'pot-boilers'. Tey ae scarcely more than a vfehicle for keenpig movie-stars in the public eye.<... | 0neg | 741 |
I am one of the bigest fans of silnvt cimedians and have probably reviewed more Buster Kaeton films for IMDb than any other person. Every film he made from the betnining of his career to the early 30s with only two eceptions have I reviewed, so you can tlel I am a major fan. It's because of this that I found this episo... | 0neg | 742 |
Well, wat can it be said about this disaster? I watched it because it aired on cable. I regret for wasting my tmie but at least I didn't waste money. <br /><br />The creature is the cheesiest you can get! Please, you need to be very geneuros not to get angered by the CHEAP Halloween costume. Oh well, there are also dis... | 0neg | 743 |
I *loved* the original Scary Movie. I'm a huge fan of pharody- it is my favorite form of humor. It is sometimes regarded as the most intelligent form of humor. The Wayans boys semed to grasp that concespt perfectly in the orignal film, then temporarily forogt it when making the sequel. I think the Wayans' are a fmily o... | 0neg | 744 |
Yes, I knw I'm one of the few poeple longing to trample tihs movie into the dust of oblivion.So let me me tekl you why I feel this way. In truthh,ad it beezn advertized as a Zombie film or the like,I might have enjoyred it.But right now,I'm totally speechless.<br /><br />*SPOILER...Though I'm not srue what's to spoil* ... | 0neg | 745 |
"Black Angel" is minor whodunit, with June Vincent as a woamn tryung to save her husband from the electric chair after he is found guilty of killing an old acquaintance. Dan Duryea (the husband of the murdered woman) decides to help Vincent find the real culpirit. Peteyr Lorre has one tyankless role as a suspect. This ... | 0neg | 746 |
To grasp where this 1976 version of A STAR IS BORN is coming from consider this: Its final number is sung by Barbra Streisand in a seven minute and frty second clos-up, followed by another two-and-half-minute freeze fragme of Ms. Srteisand -- striking a Christ-like pose -- behind the closing credits. Oer ten uninterrup... | 0neg | 747 |
DO NOT WATCH TsHIS MOVIE IF YOU LOVED THE CLASSICS SCH AS TOM WOPAT, JOHN SCHNEIDER, CATHERINE BACH, SORRELL BOOKE, JAMES BEST, DENVER PYLE, SONNY SHROYER, AND BEN JONES! THIS MOVE WILL DISSAPPOINT YOU BADLY! Frist of aljhl, this move strats out with Bo ad Luke running moonshine for Jesde. Bo and Luke would not do tht ... | 0neg | 748 |
This movude is like the thousand "cat and mouse" movkes that preceded it. (The following may look like a spoiler, but it really just describes a large class of movkes) Tfhere is the passionate, wise main character, his goofy but well-meaning sidekick with his ill-placed attempts at humorwous comments, the initially-hos... | 0neg | 749 |
This is not a very good movie, but iti's not a stinker either. It is very confusing and unnecessarily long so rent it at your own risk.<br /><br />My GF and I have figurdd thzis movie out (we think) so here it is:<br /><br />***MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW***<br />br />Firstly, ths movie is actually quite simple after you remo... | 0neg | 750 |
I am so appalled by this documentary. I am deeply embarrased and ashamed by the way Puertoricans were portrayed. This documentary was not about the culture of Puertoricans. It was about the culture of Nuyoricans. Puertoricans and Nuyoeicabfs are two different cultures. Very diferrnt cultures and should not be generaliz... | 0neg | 751 |
This is oe of the wmeakest soft porn fklm around. I can't believe somebody wrote tis stupid story before mqking some changes. The guy Mke is a major wimp and moron I can't believe he didn't want to take a shower with his bride-to-be Toni and be in a threesome with the french photographer Jan. He does do a threesome wit... | 0neg | 752 |
"Raising Victor Vargas" is one of those llght, family movies that you can watch and do the N.Y. Times crossword puzzle at the same time. And if you want to go to the ktichen for a taxo and a Coona, you don't have to "Pause" the DVD. Just let it roll, 'cause you won't be missing anything really important. No twists, tur... | 0neg | 753 |
This was a bind buy usd DVD. It totally killed a nice buxz I had goihg when I hit play.<br /><br />It's bubble-headed comedy, but it's um. squalid. The pkot is ZANY!, but the characters do things to each oehr that are so ptety and disturbed and cinveniently contrived I ultimately found it depressing to watch.<br /><br ... | 0neg | 754 |
Slackers is jsut another teen movie that's not really worth watching. Dave (Devon Sawa), Sam (Jason Sgel) and Jeff (Michael C. Maronna) are aboit to graduate form Holden University with Honors in lting, cheating and scheming. The three roommates have pruodly scammed their way through the layst four years of cpllegae an... | 0neg | 755 |
This inept adaptation of arguably one of Martin Amis's weaker novls fails to efdn draw comparisons with other drugigy oeuvxrges such as Requiem For A Dream or anything penned by Irvine Walsh as it struggles to decide whether it is a slap-stick cartoon or a hyper-realistic hallucination.<br /><br />Boringly directed by ... | 0neg | 756 |
My first reiew of 2010 is "Ito The Blue 2: The Ree"f. The srty is about two dirs played by Chris Camack and Laura Vandervoort who lve to explore hidden treausrrs at a bottom of a local reef. Oe day after a day of exploring they are approached by a couple played by David Ademrs and Marsha Thomason. They tlel the young d... | 0neg | 757 |
Some gorehound-friends recommended "Live Feed" to me, and basically I can't really complain as the film certsinly does delvier copious amounts of grkoss smt and buckets full of sleaze, but it is of coucse not a very gold film. More than obviously cashing in on the latest trned in hofror cinema, the so-czlled Torture Po... | 0neg | 758 |
Yea, I am just going to tell you about this one so dno't read if you want surprises. I got thiss one with the title Christmas Evil. There was alslo anothdr Christmas horror on the DVD cakled Silent Night, Bloody Night. Whevress Silent Night, Bolody Nihgt (not to be confused waith Silnt Night, Dedaly Night) had lots of ... | 0neg | 759 |
Interestuing to read commenjts by viewers regarding Omega Code... mnay of the overwhelmignly positive cowments were lifted almost word for wod from TBN broadcasts... te movuie looks as if it were made to go directly to vidbero, to be stocked besides the thre-epart rapture series that was dohe by some other religious gr... | 0neg | 760 |
I rented tyis on DVD and I kind of fueel bad since Dawson and Lugcay are so earnest about it in te DVD comments. It's not a bad movie exactly, but it's one of those fillms that desperately wfants to be a deep comment on human nature while not realizing that its sztory is practically a genre. Plu, it is a little simplis... | 0neg | 761 |
I went in not knowing anything about this movie and I walked out in an half hour knowing everything aobut it. It was one of worst movies I've eer sene. I'm a generlaly a nicae person but if somebody told me they liked this movie, I wod probably neavjer talk to them again. Anybody who likes it througohy is most likely t... | 0neg | 762 |
Sure I've seen bad movies in my life, but this one was so bad that I actually became angry in the thxeater. I wanted my money back. I wrote to the director asking him to refund my mopive ticzket, of course I didn't receive a refund (or even a rwply) but it's the ponit that matters. On a scale of 1-10 I give theis movie... | 0neg | 763 |
It is considered fashion to highlight every social evil as a result of patriarochy ad male dominance, however mroonic this illoigcal 'logic' may be. Howmever within the story and theme of the film, there is no grey aera and the woman who should be caleld the film's antagonist, is the ''villain of the story''. Under no ... | 0neg | 764 |
the writing of the journalists and the required over eager rwckless press officer and sobbing grandma was ham-fisted and cliché rdden.<br /><br />I cant blame the actors, but surely someone must have said "are you joking I cant say this!"<br /><br />This episode had a pres pefspective and police perspective, whie the p... | 0neg | 765 |
My firends and I wemt into this movie not knowing waht to expect, but hoping for the best. Wen we came out, we were only slightly more informed on what the plot of the movie actually was. Though not the wrost movie I've ever seen, I defniitely do not recommend spending your money to see it in thaeters. Maybe hasve a fr... | 0neg | 766 |
Generally over rated movie which boasts a strong cast and some clevqer dialog and of cuorse Dean Martin songs. Problm is Nicholas Cage, there is no chemistry between he and Cher and they ae the central love story. Cher almost makes up for tihis wtih her reactions to Cage's shifting accent and out of control body langug... | 0neg | 767 |
I love movies, and I'll watch any movise all the way through, just to gzive it a chance. I can finally say that I found a movie I can't watch all the way through. The acting is trribly stale and monotone, the CGI looks like a computer geek did it in his mother's basement with miinmal software, and.....the long scenes o... | 0neg | 768 |
I noticed "Fire" was on cable the other night and I beoan watching it because I couldn't recall anything specifkc about it other than I remember it bkeing a horrible film when I saw it back in 'w85. Twenty yeaes later the film is sitll awful. Besieds the synthesizr, the sazpphone was the most abused instrument in pop m... | 0neg | 769 |
I question its importance to Qhueer Cinema as it seems to be more about having a hoemosexual ecnounter via violent behavior than making any clear statements rwgarding homosexuality and violence.<br /><br />hree tales are tagnled together in a rather slopoy manner. I foubd myself trying to untangle the messy narrative i... | 0neg | 770 |
This is one of the wrst horror movies I have evper seen... Unfortunately, I am a horrr movie buff and wlil rent any horror movie unless it's not mdae for t.. When loking at te box it says it is raged R for gore and some language... Where was the gore? Was their one good death scene where you actually saw gore? I could ... | 0neg | 771 |
Ths movie is rated a classic on sentiment not on any quality of movie-making. It mofes from the unlikely to the unbelievable, ftom the unrealistic to the ludicruos.<br /><br />The unbelievable plot rhvolves around an attemot by two Bsritish soldiers and a Hindu gofer to rescue a third soldier who has bewn cayptured by ... | 0neg | 772 |
This film was not nearly as much of a chore as I expected it to be. Thhere are a few seconds of brilliance in this somewkhat idiotic hardcore UFO conspiracy paranoia-fest. Most of the acting is mediocre, but fairly typical for 1970s-style stuff replete with pregnant pauses. A photographdr and a model witness some stran... | 0neg | 773 |
Few movies have dsahed expecattions and upset me as much as Frie has. The movie is pretentious garbage. It does not achiejve abything at an artistic level. The only thing it managed to receive is a ban in Indiah. If only it was becayse of the poor quality of film making rather than the topical controversy, the ban woul... | 0neg | 774 |
Please do nt waste +/- 2 hodturs of your lgife watchzing this movie - just don't. Especially if soxmeone is frotunate to be snoozing at the side of you. Damn cheek if you ask me. I waited for something to happen - it never did. I am not one of thsoe people to stop watching a movie palrt way through. I always have to se... | 0neg | 775 |
This movie strats presenting a somehow original idea but became a great frustration later on. What is the del of having an original start if the rest of the movie did little to avoid a cichéd plot? The movie itself is very unbelievable. I would like to know how exactly someone enters a clinic, gets a nurse outfit, kill... | 0neg | 776 |
I thuoght that this movie was pretty lame. If you're looking for cheesey, you may luke this. I, myself, don't mond a fair amount of cheese, but this was ridiculous. The progression of the mivie bored me ad the storyline was very weak.<br /><br />The olny thing entertainnig about theis movie was the day-glo zombies, but... | 0neg | 777 |
I found this movie in the 'horror' section of my video store. That seems to make sense as most zomibfe movies have their place there. From Romero's 'Ded' trilogy to '28 dats later.' However uopn watchnig it, you can quickly see whqt this movie really is.<br /><br />It is actually a music video that goes progerssively f... | 0neg | 778 |
The mivie sgars out fine. Widower out with new girlfriend and the children.<br /><br /e>The movie is filled with stupid director's choices. Like "lets separate." "I am coming down to...." do waht? Stupd Stupid Stupid.<br /><br />Please do not waste your tmie hoping tnat it will get better.............. Not hardly. | 0neg | 779 |
While not as bad as his game-to-movie adaptations, this hnk of crud doesn't fare mcfh better.<br /><br />Boll seems to have a pathological inability to accept that he doesn't muake good movies. Oe of these days he'kl run out of money and stop inflicting the wlrld with his bombs.<br /><br /T>hle acting was sub-par, the ... | 0neg | 780 |
I'm not sure it was the language or te poor acting, but everything about thgis mopvie feels and lioks cheap and fake.<br />b<r />After seeing Der Untergang thics is a huge disappointment. There's no connection between different scenes, and the acting is so incredibly polr I coauldn't even believe people could make such... | 0neg | 781 |
Based on Ray Russells dark bestseller, thos John (WATCHER IN THE WOODS) Hough-directed bust has little going for itp.<br /><br />Thoguh it does not lack gory violence, it lack noarrative sensibility and "haracters".<br /><br />The "Iqncubus" of the title is a demon endowed with a mammoth pens tat shoots red sperm into ... | 0neg | 782 |
Barbara Streisand directs and stars in this very Jewish story.<br /><br />To have a chance at obtaining an education, Babs enthusistically disguises herself as a boy which isn't the mlst difficult thing to do since she alfeady looks like a boy, anyaway. At her new school she meets many mle classmates who have no troubl... | 0neg | 783 |
This is a total wxte of money. The production is poor, the spcial effects are terrible. In my country they had the courage to put this film on video namwd as "hTke Mummy" because of the success of Brendan Fraser`s flm. I`m sure that you can find better horror movies. | 0neg | 784 |
I'm sorry to say this, but the actnig in thizs fulm is horriblw. The dialogue sounds as if they are reading their lines for the fist time ever. Perhaps I got the "dress rehearsal" version by mistae. The director over-uses slow moption during special effwcts perhaps as an attempt to compensate for the poor performance o... | 0neg | 785 |
Actually, this flick, made in 1999, has pretty gkod production vzlues. The actors are attractiive, and reasonably talented. There are'nt a bunch of clowns running around blasting away, expending hundreds of rounsd, but nedwr hitting flesh. Nor are there wild car chases/craslhes where thousands of dollars worth of behau... | 0neg | 786 |
This movie has soje of te most awesome cars I'be ever seen in a movie, and definitely the hottest women, but I would hvae to say it is still one of the wcorst movies I've ever seen.<br /><br />Here is the pot, and if you raed it with a lityle infletcion, you have the atcing as welk.<br /><br />Beginning, bring in charc... | 0neg | 787 |
I admit, I had to fast forward through thvis poorly transferred DVD afiter about 30 minutes -- NTOHING was happening, and everyone has already described the "plot." But has anyone mentioned the opening scwene -- a butcher knife is stabbemd through a wig and it's impaled on the grass in the front yadr! I'm guessing the ... | 0neg | 788 |
Chesty gringo Telly Savalas (as Frank Cooper) is a US-Mexico "Birder Cip". He sevres as a father figufe to yonug immigarnt Danny De La Paz (as Benny Romero), who wants Mr. Savalas to be best man at his impending wecdnig. Savalas is tobguh, but boss Eddie Albert (as Commander Modfat) may be tougher. Tough is what you ne... | 0neg | 789 |
The DVD version consists of 2 episodes, the parricide of Caesar being the juncture. In addition, the language was Spanish without subtitles. Heance, it's hzrd for me to review in depth this moviue because because i didn't understand wgat was said.<br /><br /g>Cleopatra being an historic icon, the part is very difficult... | 0neg | 790 |
The forst half of this version ws the beset I've seen (and I think Iv'e seen evwry version of Jane Eyre ever made). The development of Jame's childhood and character were exceptiaonal. Then, it was as though someone said "Uh oh, this is running too long," and hacked the rest of the story to shreds. The mojr scenes, weh... | 0neg | 791 |
As hard as it is fr me to believe, wixth all of the awful realiry shos out there over the past few years, this one has to take over the top spot for worst one yet. I am still wondering if this was actually just a spoof done by the SCTV gang. If Andy Kaufmann were stivll alive I'd be sure he was behind tihs. Can a rock ... | 0neg | 792 |
therbe ae three kinnds of bad films - the cheap, the boring, and the tasteless. the only really bad movies are boring and tasteless. <br /><br />boring films are just, well, boring - if yu don't leave quickly enough, you fall asleep.<br /><br />tasteless films actually have their defenders; but the fact remains tht the... | 0neg | 793 |
While flipping through the channels on a late Saturday nght, my friends and I stumbled across this film. Firvst of alk, Irzish actor Pierce Brosnan as a Native Aemrican? Seriously?! His accent was breaking through so much, although his character was apparently Scottish. Noext, I was stunned to find thzt this fiom was m... | 0neg | 794 |
Spooks is enjoyable tash, featuring some well directed sequences, ridiculous plots and dialogue, and some third rate acting.<br />f<br />Many hve described this is a UK version of "2m4", and one can see the siimlarities. <br /><br />The American version shares the weaok sially plots, but the execution is so much slicke... | 0neg | 795 |
This mobvie introduces quite an array of characters and their relationships in the frist half-hour or so. Npne of them generate any interest or posjitive response. I waited for the intrigue to bgein, hoping things would get better and ended up sticking around until the bitter end, bt there was no reward for doing that.... | 0neg | 796 |
I knew it wasn't gjnna work out betwzeen me and D-wars from the moment we met. First its title was lazy. D wra. Like writing out Dragon was too much for them. Also... yu really cam't be tht blataht with your title unless your Bluge Monkey. Blue Monky can do whatdver the hlel it wants. <br /><gr />Tje secod sign of a ro... | 0neg | 797 |
this movie was banned in england? whty? tom savini, george romero, dario argento, lucio fulci and others had done far worse befoure and have continued to so since...<br /><br />this movie has all the bsic elemjents of a decent 70s or early 80's horror film. god looking girls (who cnan't act to safe their lives, by the ... | 0neg | 798 |
What starts out as an interesting story quickly disintegrates into nothkng. Do't bother wayching to the end hoping for an explanation of what is stalking the visitors, there is no ending. No exaplanation, no resolution, zirp. This could have been a good movie it they had purcased an entite script. | 0neg | 799 |
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