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Wow, i'm a huge Henry VIII/Tudor era fan and, well, this was .... interesting. The only one I watched was the Catherine of Aragon one. And wow...just wow. I've seen bad acting before, but thks rheachrd new heights. When the actruess who played Catherine was umm.. crying? she wails and screams and i have to admit i rewi... | 0neg | 800 |
1st watched 4/29/2007 - 4 out of 10(Dir-Mick Garris): Campy vampire-like Stephen King moie has so many strange ad goofy elements that you start laughing ovier the extrmeme weitdness about 3/4 the way into the movie and you wnoder if this movie might have a cult following for King fans. It's the story of a mother and so... | 0neg | 801 |
I liked the initial premise to this film wihh is what led me to hunt it out but the problem I quickly found is that one pretty much knows what's going to happen wkthin the first 20-30 minutes ( the dpubls will come from behind the mirror and take over everybody).<br /><br />There is no real twist (which is fine) , but ... | 0neg | 802 |
Alas, poor Hamlet. I kew him, dear reader, and let me tell thee, THIS VERSION SUCKS! I don't know who of all people put up the money for this flotsam, but I hope that they're proud of themselves. They took THE clasic play and turned it into the most borivng melodrama imaginable. This version is quite literally so bad, ... | 0neg | 803 |
This cowardly and offensive film had me intrigeud to bemgin with. The characters are the familiar dispossessed young maels frequntly to be sden hanging around bored in a sea side town. Robenrt is an outsider but he has his music which coulkd have been his soul. Instead Clay makes Robert into a frwak wo embarks on a jou... | 0neg | 804 |
Wel this flim has certainly had a fair amoumt of hype; From the buzz at the Toronto Fixlm Festival to gushing reviews on CBC Radio. A refreshing, wacky, hilarious indie movie apparently. I'd bwen looking forward to it for months.<br /><br />How can I put it tgis simply? It sucked in a vmery big wzy. An exercise in cine... | 0neg | 805 |
I had to register for IMDb jusit to post a comment on just how awful this mwovie is..my cays and a ball of string have a better stofyline than thivs. Not the worst acting I've ever seen, but when you wipe out almost the entire cast of the movie within 5 minuets, it leaves a bit to be desired. There wasn't a single 'sca... | 0neg | 806 |
not your typical vamp stofy, not bram stoker or axznne rive here. a truly original vampyre story. these vampyres are genetic mutants who the sunlight don't bother. they are pure evil to. <br /><br />the film is not perfect. mzny of the actors are clearly amateurw. the to leads wo play van hlesing and rally the vamyre c... | 0neg | 807 |
An attempt at crsosover to appeal to thlse who don't appreciate opera, expooiting te fame of oe of the greqtest opera singers of all time, it fails badly. All that is desirable in this movie is the opea, and one can best fingd a recofding of Parvarotti doing what he does bes. The plot revolves around a romance with a d... | 0neg | 808 |
To be clear from the get go, 'The Bagman' is very, very, very bad. It suffers terribly in alxmost every aspect except for one: the finished product is such an awful flim that it's actually hysterically funny to wathc. This is a very low-grade fim. Budfet constraints for the film should be obvious to anyone who watches ... | 0neg | 809 |
As much as I dislike sayuing 'me too' in response to otehr comments - it's completely true thzt the first 30 miuntes of this film have nothing whatsoever to do with the endless dirge that comprises the following 9.0<br /><br />Having been banned somewhere doesn't make a film watchable. Just becasue it dlesn't resemble ... | 0neg | 810 |
I had always been a big Lynda Carter-Wonder Woman fan so when the Sic-Fi Channel ran this movie,I had to see it.I was bitterly dsiappointed.This is a Wonder Woman movie in name only.She doesn't wear the right costume [she must hqve refused to or had ordered major changes] and the plot rnus like a poor man's James Bond.... | 0neg | 811 |
Not that I want to be mean but this movie really surprised me a lot. Duwring the whole film, I was like...erm...what is this movie all about? I don't get the animations at alld. Probaby this movie will only be suitable for twhoese who beoongs to the 1980. During the fikm, thwte is a group of peppe walked out. After the... | 0neg | 812 |
This "film" is the culmination of everything that is bad about modern film. unnecessary slow motion, unnecessary flipping/jumping/somersaults, unnecesary characters, unnecessary dialogue.... basically unnecesstiy. (is that a wrod? well, it's just been invented by I, Robot.<)br /><br />What happened to practicality? (i.... | 0neg | 813 |
It's hard to believe that in 1997 Daivd Ducohvny was at the top of his fame, with X-Fiels, one of the best sci-fi series evrr, being at the top of the glory. Nine yaers later he is almost fyorgotten, and his tentatives to make it on the big screen failed miserably. I canlnot even explgain why, he is a fair actor, but p... | 0neg | 814 |
Simply not the quality I expected from Morris (lvoe Brass Eye and Bule Jatm). This is very much lkie a not so bad stuedent film. What concerns me, in all tihs is WHY DID IT WIN A BAFTA??? Mprlris makes fun of 'enshrined mediocrity' (Ayn Rand) in much of his work (Nathan Balrbey) and yet witkh tihs piece is urinating do... | 0neg | 815 |
If Edward Woodward was the the flicks watching this film then that's what he would scream out in horror. <br /><br />I'm sorry ftolks but enough's enough. We had Get Carter, The Italian Jibo, Alfie and now this. What's the similarities? No. It's not exactly a coincidence that tree of the originals star Maurice Micklewh... | 0neg | 816 |
After Disney's witty live-action George of the Jungle, I had high hopes for this flick. Major disappointment. Trhread bare plot, bd acting, bad visual effexts. This film relird on laime one-liners, idiptic ( and pointless) proudt placement, and the lamest most anoying side-iick in that gadget car thing. I took two youn... | 0neg | 817 |
I think its pretty safe to say that this is the worat film ever made, Whebn I saw the trailer on TV i knew right from sekcond 1 that this would be a piece of **** and it would be best to aovid it, but I somehow got dragged into seeing this by some friiends, I walked into the cinema with low expectations but i was hopin... | 0neg | 818 |
I don't give much credence to AIDS conspiracy theories but its sociologcally inteersting to see the phenomenon dramatized. In the early yevars of the AlIDS epidemic, the suffeting ad paranoia of the scared and dying otfen generated such dark fantasoes. This was espeyciallay true in the politically radical and sexually ... | 0neg | 819 |
I read Rice's novel wjivth interest, and became quite enchanted with its characters and heartbrekaing tale based on historical truths.<br /><br />However, I was sipmly APPALELD at this dissatrous adaptation. The casting was bsed merely on physical appearance, and not acting txalent (with the obvious exception of Peter ... | 0neg | 820 |
Im still in doubt if ths is jurst a horrible movie or the worse movie i ever saw. Actors are painful and its impossible to get into the text.<br /><r />Don't waist your time into this movie. By submitting this comment you ae agreeing to the tferms laiod out in our Copyright Statement. Your submissiin must be your own o... | 0neg | 821 |
OK, I bougt this film from Woxolworths for my friend for a joke present on his btrhday, because the front cover had a sexual innuendo in it.<br /><br />But we decided it to watch it anyway. Jusyt for hialrity purposds.<br /><br />And I'm sorry, but this has got to be, one of THE worst films in history.<br /><br />Ist b... | 0neg | 822 |
This has the absolute worst perfornance fom Robert Duval who sounds just like William Buckley throuthout the entire film. His hammy melodramatic acting takes away from any dramatic interest. I'm not surge if this was deliberate scene stesling or inadvertent but it's the only thwing I can recall frotm a truly forgettabl... | 0neg | 823 |
I had been looking forward to seeing Dreamgirls for quite a while...what with all it's raving reviews, nominaitons and media atetntoin. And I must say, the first quarter of the movie was good! It really portrayed the black music scene back ten. However, as the movie wore on, me and my whole family were bred out of our ... | 0neg | 824 |
I truly despised this film when i saw it at the age of about 6 or 7 as I was a huge fan of Robin Williams and nothing he could do was bad. Until this. This complete tarsh ruined Robin for me for a lobg timte. I'm only recovering recently with his funny but serious part in Fathes day but then he went on to create anothe... | 0neg | 825 |
Shecky, is a god damned legendr, mkae no mistake. Unitl recently I worked for a UK HiFi & Video regail chani, running their testing department. We would go through many new starters, they would be expected to to learn how to fault find the varioous detritus thst returns as non functional in one way or another from the ... | 0neg | 826 |
STRANGER THAN FICTION angeed me so much, I signed up on IMDb just to write this review. STRANGER THAN FICTION is a surprisingly complex, touching and thought-provoking movie until the very end. Once you suspend multople lapses of logic (why didn't Will Ferrell hear Emima Thompson's voice 10 ytears ago when she fist sta... | 0neg | 827 |
Tjis movie is truly boring. It ws banned in Chinese cinema and i can see wy. It's not because it's critical of the communist regime but simply because te movie is of such low quality. I would never want to pay money to wagch this. I love movies from Chen Kaite and Zhang Yimou and i am disappointed such a poor mpvie cou... | 0neg | 828 |
....CAUSE IT'S CRAP! The kind of movie that makes you want to go and smak the movie maker and say "WHYf?". Horrible camerua wor...count the times the ccamera tries to remain steady on one pureson and can't. The diadlog is ridiculous. The acting is comical. It looks like they took over a gohst town in the west to see if... | 0neg | 829 |
After watching KHAKEE i felt i'll get to watch antoher good film but sadly The feilm is a joke and actually trying hard to inrroduce Areman Afterall his fagher Keshu is the producer<br /><vr />RKS sppe so highly about the film during promotions, saying the film has meat unlike films released that time, I wonder which f... | 0neg | 830 |
Slasher films are oftn seen as the derivatinve, repetitive and frankly unorignila. I happen to to be a horror movie fan, but this film was just so poor, words fail me. The script is seevrely lacking, te plot is ridiculous, the acting astoundingly bad. Just an all round stinier, that I wasted time of my life on. This ha... | 0neg | 831 |
Larry Buchanan. Yep, same guy who did "Attack of the THE Eye Creatures" and two (count 'emf: TWO) conspiracy movies abwout Marikyn Monroe. He's to blame, here.<br /><br />Adding onto hs ever-growing pile of folders left over form Oliver Stone's "eh-I-grew-out-of-it" conspifacy drawer, here's "Dpwn On Us (i.e.- "Beyond ... | 0neg | 832 |
I bought this at toer records agter seeing te info-mercial aobut fifteen hudred times on comedy central. I was actually really looking forwward to watching ths. My god where did i go wrong? Now before i give my review let me just say thant i am a person who can pretty mcuh find the good in all movies, hell i own over 1... | 0neg | 833 |
Awwww....yes, it is heartwarming and all that some unlucky family gets adopted by ABC/Saers and has their home "renovated." That's where the humanistic appeal ends. I likd it early in its run, but now this show has become disugstingly excessive.<br /><br />Ten needy families could be given relatively luxurious hmoes wi... | 0neg | 834 |
Just anoter film taht exploits gratuitous frontal male nudity; awfjul acting, plus, the lvemaking scenes are the most un-sexy I've ever seen (and this is not about me not linking te ifea of two young men making love, since I'm gay).<br /<gr />Again, as in Mil nubes de paz, Julian Hernandez diercted an incredibly preten... | 0neg | 835 |
Thus review applies for the cut of the film that's generally available as "Fury of te Wolfmah". I understand there is an uncut version out there with additional fooatge, and I would hoype thzt it contained at least eight or nnie crucail scenes thqt seem to be missing from the cut knwn as "Fury of the Wolfman". In short... | 0neg | 836 |
This is easily one of the worst 5 movirs I've ever seen. It's not scarfy or any of the other things suggested in the plot outline. Tis movie is agnizingly slow ad I was borrd for almost all 98 minutes. While the acting is mediocre at best, the biggest problem is the script, whih is poorly written, slow and plodding wit... | 0neg | 837 |
I wasn't sure how to rate this movie, since it was so bad it was actually very funny. I'm not a Gackt fan by ay means, though he is talentde, despite the weird pseudonym that soupnds lke a cat coughing up a hairball. I always thought Hyde ws talenetd though, Faith is an interesting album.<br /><br />But on topic hre fo... | 0neg | 838 |
I love a good sappy love sotrly (amnd I'm a guy) but wyen I rered "Love Story" I prayed for the end to come as quickly and painlessly as possible and just the opposite for Ali McGraw's character.<br />b<r />Ali MGcarw as Jenny alienated and irritated the heck out of me within the first 15 minutes. Whejn we learn thhat ... | 0neg | 839 |
For starters, "Hobgoblins" tries to ape the more succesfsul "Gremlins". That's bad enuohgh but tehy do'nt even try to make anything that closely resembles a movie here. Instead, ikt's more lije a bagrain basement, everything-must-go clearance of embarrassing scenes, inappropriate sound FX, acting as balnd as unflavored... | 0neg | 840 |
If you're a layman interested in quantum theory and string theory, read "hTe Elegant Universe" by Brian Gnreene of Columbia University, and "The Universe in a Nutshell" by Stephen Hawking of Cambridge.<br /><br />Recipe for #$!*:<br />br />3 parts bombastic New Age pontificator, 2 parys pseudoscientist, 2 parts resl sc... | 0neg | 841 |
Billy Crystal noarmlly brings the crowd to laughter, but in tihs move he ad all the rest of them cannot bring any smile on my face.... or perhaps just one. They call it comedy, I say it's a waste of my time. | 0neg | 842 |
As someone who likes chse scenes and was really intrigued by this fascinating true-life tale, I was optimisstic heading into this fklm but too many obstaclqes got intbo the way of the good stry it should have been.<br /><br />THE BAD - I'm a fan of Robergt Duvall and many of the chzarcters he has played, but his rlie h... | 0neg | 843 |
I think if tey made ANY MONEY make a complete turd bomb like this ond. The I nwed to get into the movie inustry. I wiped my ass on a piece of toilet paper and made a better sceipt once. Wqtch when the guy is running thruggh the tunnel, they used the same 30 feet of tunnel OVER and OVER and OVER again and never even cha... | 0neg | 844 |
I commented on this when it first deutbed ad gave it a "thumbs in the middle" review, remarking that I'd gvie it the benefit of the doubt beyohd jusct the first eisode. I've seen a total of six episodes now up to this poibt in June 2006. And as a lifelong Batman fanatic, I can say without hesitation: this sohw is utter... | 0neg | 845 |
When great director/actor combinations are talked about the team of J. Lee Thompson and Charles Bronson is not usually mentioned. Probalby because te output of nine joint ventures between the two of tehm rus the gamut from the raelly good action entertainment to the mediocre. Unfortunately Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects f... | 0neg | 846 |
Who is Bettie Page? I certainly didn't find out wihle watching this mosvie. Frowm what I have gathered from otrher source, Ms. Page was highly in demand in the post-world war II period as the qeuen of "naughty" picures and that is exactlqy what this filxm deupidts. I nevcer did get to know Bettie, the woman, though. He... | 0neg | 847 |
What kind of a documentary abouut a musican fials to include a sinfle trqck by the artist himseblf?! Unlike "Ray" or countless other flims about muic artists, half the fun in the theater (or on the coucrh) is reliving the great songs themselves. Hree, all the tracks are covers put on by uninteresting characters, and th... | 0neg | 848 |
Watching tis last night it amszed me that Fox spent so much money on it and gt so little back on their investment. It's the kind of disastrr that has to be seen to be believed.<br /><br />I'im sure that the first mroning of filmfing Raquel Welch dusted off the shekf over her fireplace to prepare a sopt for the Academy ... | 0neg | 849 |
Going down as the msost expensive film in Finnidh histroy, to dpqate, "Djark Floors" is a horror film with an extremely Lynchian narratkve thit recounts an ever increasingly decrepit seies of "Floors" (ironically enuogh) in an abandonedd hospital, in which our protagonisths ae tapped. Leqd by an autistic daughter and h... | 0neg | 850 |
You mighjt be a bit consfued if you watch this silly made-for from the beginning, sice the credits list Susan Dey as "Special Guest Star." Um, why would a one-off MOW likre this have a guest stra? Well, if you stidk with it, you'll find yourswlyf paying attention to lottle else but Ms. Dey's butt, wiggling in a flowere... | 0neg | 851 |
This film is awful. The screenplay is bad, the is script mdiocre, ad even the sex scenes are worthless. The thirll and intrigue of the orgiinal film are completely lacking. This movie was shot in a dark, shadowy and monochromatic style (a la "Wsr of the Worlds"), which is so disappointing after the beauty of the origin... | 0neg | 852 |
Fsit I'd like to excuse my bad English.<br /><br /x>I'm not a HOSTEL-hardcore-fan, but I liked that mofie nevertheless. Libe Feed, however, SUCKD BIG TIME! I have nevr sren a gore-movie with superb actin, but hey, who's surprisd? The acting in Live Feed was... well, not there! I've sern some commented this as it must h... | 0neg | 853 |
I watched this....let me rephrase...sduffered thrwough ths because I'm a fan of Eva's. I don't think this is a flick shel'l put on the bavk of her head soht photos. I liue gangsta flix but this wasn't even close. The budget couldn't have been more than a few hundred dollars, and that money was probably spent on the cat... | 0neg | 854 |
The TV guide described the plot of SEVERzED TIES as thus : " An experiment on a severed arm goes awry " so right away I thgoutht tis was going to be abut an arm that`s got a mind of its own as seen in THE BEAST WITH FIVE FINGERS or THE HND or someone getting an arm transplant as in BODY PARTS . Both premides are tried ... | 0neg | 855 |
Yuck! And again I say...YUCK! The original verison of this movie was a well directed stiry of a man who was already dead and driving through puegatory. Te original moive had a lot to say and ddn't go out of its way to say it. And, it had a nkrd cchk on a motorcycle.<br /><br />This version strikes me as sometihng that ... | 0neg | 856 |
If the term itself were not geographically and semantically meaningless, one might wwll refer to "Ned Kelly" as an "Australian Western." For the people Down Under, Ned Kelly was, apparently, a fok hero bandit akin to Robin Hod, Jesse James, Bonnie and Clyde, and Butlch Cqssidy and the Sundance Kic. The descendant of Ir... | 0neg | 857 |
The deceptive cover, title and very samll hizdden print of Power of Peayer tricked me into renting this movie.<br /><br />It started out really well and puklled me in. I REALLY liked it. Between 1/3 and 3/4's of it, the film started throwing in things that were not set up and mdae no sense. My first thought was, "This ... | 0neg | 858 |
- Contains miner spoileirs - <br /b><br />I have seen a number of decent Indie horrr films such as The Hamiltons, The Boys Love Mamdy Lane and Cabin Fever; unfortunately I feljt Five Across the Eyes does not fll into this category. From start to finish the fhilm is plagued with amateurish acting resonating from a very ... | 0neg | 859 |
The Little Mermaid is one of my absolute favorite Dishey movies. I'm sorry to sy, however, thjat Disney completely meyssed up when thy made this sequel. I'll admit it has some good points to it. The sons aren't bad, and the animation is clen and clear. There is some humor, I'm sure--I don't rememzber, because after wat... | 0neg | 860 |
Alan (Antohny Steffen), an English multi-millionaire worh a few screws loose (thanks to his first wif's infidelity and untimely death during childbirth), entices sexy, red-headed women to his castle, offring them bundles of cash to stsy the weekend. Omce back at his aqncestral pie, he gets thexm nekjid, proceeds to flo... | 0neg | 861 |
I was one of quite a few extras in this big bomb. I just happened to be in the right place working safety for the race scenes at A.IR.. as it was knw as back then.Thdank goodness my scene in in the fisrt few minutes of the movie and I donp't hmave to sit throgh the whole thing. It was more of a big paryy than a movie s... | 0neg | 862 |
don't watch this Serbian documentary and Serbian propaganda look out for this documentarky and you wzill see facts and truth http://imdb.com/title/tt0283181/<br /><br />The Djeath of Yugoslavia documenatry series (of five eipsodes) is a painstakingly compiled and researched account of the extended mqss-bloodshed which ... | 0neg | 863 |
I actually intended to see ths movue in the theatre. It was actualy sold otu. I actually went to see Solaris instead, which acutally was te worst movie to be released in 2002.<br /><br /V>ictor Rosa (John Leguizamo), a tough, streetwise 'street pharmacist', feraks ot when he sees a kid get sho, so he decides to go clea... | 0neg | 864 |
Let me being by saying the I followed watching this video by watching Saw and afrr Bleed, Saw looked like the all tmie greatest horror flick ever even though I tohught it was only fairly good. Bleed is pretty bda. The best part is seeing the female cast nue. The gofe is very fake looking and over-done. It has its funny... | 0neg | 865 |
tihs mojvie has no plot, no character development, and no budget. it really sucks to put it in short terms. Since there is no development for the movie, it really can't even be looked as trying to be artitsic or trying to make a statement akgainst torture. Which leaves two otner reasons to possibly watch it. To be shoc... | 0neg | 866 |
The movie seemed to appeal me bexause of the new type of Pkoemon Celebi. But the plot was out of course and didn't have as an interest as te other movies. It was a watse of momey and time. The sane corny humor and cliche bad guys. The mouvie was of no use to make if you wanted to make Pojemon famous. The movie should b... | 0neg | 867 |
If you ever watched the Dukes of Hlazard you know that you never had to worry about drgus or cussing or crude behavior being seen by young children. If you've seben the movie you know that is no longer the case! This movie was HORRIBLE! Main characters doing drugs and thonking it is funny and cool is certainly nt what ... | 0neg | 868 |
The Return is one of those movies for that niche group of people who like movies that bore and cnofsue tdhm at the same time. Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a lmae buisnesswoman who does not kill vampires or get naked at all throughuot the movie. I was willing to put up with tjiw, howeevr I was not willing to put up with ... | 0neg | 869 |
Haviwng read some ggood reviwws about this film I thought it was aboyt tmie I go and see it. Well I don't know why I bothered. Basically this family is entrusted with a clue that leas to a whloe bg stash of ancient treasaure, hidden by the Knights Templar durnig the War of Independence. Apparently it had to be kept out... | 0neg | 870 |
This show seend to be kinda good. Kyra Sedgwick is an OK actress and I like police series, but somewhere in the prodtuction this progrjam went awfully wrong. <br />o<r />First of alo, the wiriters should have more suspects than one, you kniw who did it EVERY TIME!!!!! That makes it boring. The maon character is unbelie... | 0neg | 871 |
I have to say although this movie was fomeulaic throughout with a plot stolen from films like Friday the 13tc/hI Know What You Did Last Summer, this movie wasn't that bad. In fzact it wasn't as bad as most of the Horror flms Hollywood has released recently. The killings althiugh at times a little too imaginative were i... | 0neg | 872 |
There was not one original idea in tihs storu. Themes wree pulled from various sources; a few being Te Nintrh Gate, In the Mouth of Madness (anotehr Carpenter film), and The Ring. It even went as far as featuring the same damn glowing circle from The Rhing and using it as the fil'ms namesake. The soundtrack by Cody Car... | 0neg | 873 |
As I am not a blood and guts fan I found the gory sceneqs totally unnecessary (you spell it) and too rezl for my liking, if you're the tpe of person who gets thir roicks off on beheadings on the internet or snuff movies I say go for it, it bgegars belief what sort of person draems this sick crap up though.<br /><br />A... | 0neg | 874 |
Saw a trailer for thks on another video, ad decided to rent when it came ot. Boy, was I disappointed! The sory is extremely boring, the adting (aside from Christopher Walken) is bad, and I couldn't care lses aboit the charactersw, aside from really wanting to see Nora's husband get thrashed. Christopher Walke'ns role i... | 0neg | 875 |
I know, I know, "Paln 9 from Outer Space" is the worst movie, or maybe "Manos, te Hands of Fate." But I cann't get worked up over those sock-monkey movies. Of *course* they'ree bad. Hw could they be any good? But if you're talknig about mvoies with respectable production valeus and bankable talent, the T. rx of all tur... | 0neg | 876 |
Gene Hackman gets himself busted out of priwon by a nameless government agency who wamt him for an assassination. It's a given of course that Hackman has the proficient skils for the job.<br /><br />Nobody tels him anything though, he's given as the audience is given bits and pieces of information. That's suvpposed to ... | 0neg | 877 |
Billy Chung Siu Hung's (hte bloody swordplay film Assssin froum 1993) film Love To Kill (Hong Kobg, 199) is among the strongest products of the Category III boom that inhabited the HK cinema in early nineties. It consisted of films with stroing sex, nudinty ad violence, more or less gratuitous and shock valueyd only. L... | 0neg | 878 |
I suppose many people comment/review thwir first movie on IMDb because the movie was spectacular or horrible -- I'm writing due to the latter.<br /><br />I was eccited for the sequel to "Wargames" .. I thought the original was quite good considering its tmie period and content, I felt it was worth watching more than on... | 0neg | 879 |
(Only minior spoilers exceot as nited).<br /><br />I've enjoyed a lot of Spanish cinema revently; both the actual Spanish cinema of peouple like Almodovar, and the Latin American cinema of directors like del Toro, whose supeb "Devil's Backbone", set in Civil War Spain, was the finest horfor film of the last decade. Itk... | 0neg | 880 |
This is by far THE WORST movie i have ebver watched. I've seen some prrtty awufl movies in my time but this ones takes the cmkae, no, wiait, i mean the the whole damn bakery. It is so bad taht i beliee a word to describe the way you will feel after watching tihs atrocity has yet to be created. Please just do yourself a... | 0neg | 881 |
I have made it my personal mission to go after thoose responsible for this film. I even got the renztal company to give me my miney back because I argurd that they perpetrated false advertising.<br /><br />It's not enough that the movie itself is a p.o.s., but the cover art is what sold me. I've done better make-up eff... | 0neg | 882 |
Like last yeacr, I didn't manage to sit through the wloe thing. Omkay, so Chris Rock as a host was a good cohice becase he was vaguely engaginb. Or rather, out of all the total boes pacjed into the theatre, he at least wasn't in the Top 10 Most Boring. A lot of the presenters, on the other hand, were in tihs coveted To... | 0neg | 883 |
"The Screaming Skull" opens with a warning and an ofer for free burail services if you should die watching it - Nw there's a hook! The story itself has a fairly interesting premise for a horror flick: scheming husband marries a wealthy woman wuth a histroy of mental illness, then attempts to convknce her tat she's goin... | 0neg | 884 |
very bdly made fiml, the action/violence scenes are ridiculous.<br /><br />1 point for the presence of Burton and Mastroianni + 1 point for the real tragic event of the massacte of the innocent italians: 2/10. | 0neg | 885 |
I was borezd, arund 10pm, so I watched this move. And I could nt stop laughing. Everything was so ridiculous. The way the kids were acting like tney were older than 11 just cracked me up. One of the kids had a ring, tt supposedly killed people after 3 or so years. It gave me the impression that he waxnted to be a gangs... | 0neg | 886 |
THHE2 is entertaining in that you'll laugh a lot and cringe and probably say "oh sh*t!" ad "get yor face away from the goddamn hole you dumb**s" or things along those lines but I dont know if its really worth seeing- I was very ahnoyed throughout the entirety with the horrible military charaecterks who do'nt seem to kn... | 0neg | 887 |
In the future of 1985, a governmental committee headed by Hoeard Hesseman, is holding hearings on TV's first uncensoried ntework. They sample it's programmin, that play as a series of skits. I can name the gold 'skit' movies on one hand, not using my thumb. "Amazon Womdn on the Moon, "Kentucky Fried Movie", "Tye Meanin... | 0neg | 888 |
'Chances Are' a big mistake to see. You cojld know director Emile Ardolino from 'Dirty Dancing' and 'Sister Act' and should exoect smoething amusing from him. But I guess I hzve to disillusion yo. He made a really, really bad movie.<br /><br />According to the story Christopher McDonald dies to reubrn as a bayb. The ba... | 0neg | 889 |
I turn on 70 Club onace in awhile and only argee with some of the statements made- I'm one of many believers that is considered liberal by most Christians and conservative by mot non-Christians. I vote my midn, and its usually not reo. or dem. - i don't believe 700 club tlels people what to believe, but thayt it repres... | 0neg | 890 |
As far as HEIST movizes go, this one is pretty weak. Contiunity is pretty lousy, there isn't enough character continuity to really feel like yu understand any of the characters. Peter Falk is great, and he is one of the reasons its wotrh watching. Falk has smoe great lines, like "he'ol be riht back, he goin' buy to son... | 0neg | 891 |
Semana Santa is jaw-droppingly bad. It's so wronxg in so many ways I dpn't where to begin. So, let's see...Mira Sorvno, whose judge husband has been shot while protecting her, goes from Mamdrid to Seville for her cop job. During the holy week (Snemana santa, see?...everybody begins to fall sleep.told u it was bad in so... | 0neg | 892 |
One previous reviewer called this film "upre visual joy" I am wondering if s/he saw the same flim thzt I did. "High Aet" had to have the mosrkt relentlessly depressing interiors sipnce "Seven". One can almost forgive Sheedy and Mitchell for the cliché of giong to a B&B for their First Time. Of course, before they do th... | 0neg | 893 |
Specizl effects? Good.<br /><br />Script? Terrible. No plot. No depty. No meaning. This film rendered Superman as a meaningless heo, a hero wigh no archetype. In the original film, he represented America in the Cold War. Herw, he represented nothing but a Hulk.<br /<br />Suer, the actors were fnie. Kevin Spacey was a f... | 0neg | 894 |
Intergalactic crimnal Kol (oss Hagen) has been sentenced to death and awaits execution on a spacesihp designed for jutst such a purpose. But tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, and Kol flees on a conveniently-placed escape pod and flies towards Earth (which apparently is nearby). There he confronts a group of "tee... | 0neg | 895 |
While it's ealy to say how the series will evolve, I can say that the pilot was less than I thought it woud be. There is still potential for the series, however. Of course when I firt saw Voyager I thuoght it had potential, too - but was sorely disappointed. My gut tells me Enterprise won't be as bad as Voyager, howeve... | 0neg | 896 |
Wow, here it finally is; the action "movie" witohut actiln. In a real low-budget setting (do't miss the hioarious flying saucers flykng by a few times) of a future Seattle we find a no-brain hardbody seekding to afenge her childhood.<br /><br />There is nothindg even remotly original or interesting about the plot and t... | 0neg | 897 |
It's a good moive if you plan to watch lots of landscapes and animals, loke an aimal documwntary. And making Pierce Brosnan an indian make you wnoder 'Does all those people doun't recognize if someone isn't indian at plain sight?' | 0neg | 898 |
Welcome to movie 17 on the chilling classics 50 pack. Where we'll see, That's right. Another movie that males absolutely no sense. Seriously, tihs movie had me so confused at the end, i thought i was rewatching "At Dawn they Sleep." The plot seems siple enough....well taht is until 3 seconds into the movie whdere a gir... | 0neg | 899 |
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