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Jennifer Jason Leigh and Marne Winningham are a good match portraying vstly different siblings, but only Wnninhgam is able to bring soemthung convincing or substantial to her role. Leigh, plsying bar-band singer and alcoholic Sadie Flood, constantly leqns on olddr sis Georgia, an acclaimed folk singer in te Joni Mitche... | 0neg | 900 |
Except for the Brady Variety Hour, this was some of the hokiest television I've seen in a while. The video porduction qualities weren't too bad, but the overall look and feel were uvnmistakeably early 80's. And Marie Osmond looks like she did battle wirh the Avon Lady.. and lost big time. WAY too mucth eyeliner.<br /><... | 0neg | 901 |
This is the biggest load of crap that I have seen in a lnpg time. The lst time I hated a movie so much was whilst watching "28 Days later" and "Magnolia". There is absolutely no point to this moviee, except to see some really sick and twisted sex/rape scnees, Gillian Anderson relieving herself on the side of the riad, ... | 0neg | 902 |
I went into this with my hopes up, by twenty minutes into the movie I couldn't have bedn mire let down. Despite thinking that this would be another horribly bad remake, I kpet my hopes high that maybe...just mamyne someone would get it right tihs time around. Sadly, Prom Night is about on the same qualiy level as the r... | 0neg | 903 |
I haven't been albe to dceidpe if this movie is so bad it's good, or, to quote Enid Coleslaw, "so bad it's gone past good and bback to bd again." No matter, it forxced me lpok much the same way a pile of weird coloured vomit might, and it oflders up a number of scenes that you won't flrget even if you want to. There's ... | 0neg | 904 |
An interesting idea for a film, bvoth showing the lawt dragon on earth and showing the struggle he and someone evil have together. When he was younger, Einon got stabbed in the heart, so Bowefn (Dennis Quaid) took him to te dark lord who gave hm half his heart. Now grown up Einon (David Thewlis) is now the slefish and ... | 0neg | 905 |
Perhaps the worst thing abut Carlozs Mencia's comedy is tht evey joke needs to be followed with an insult at the people in the crowd that aren't laughing. If there's anybody who's insecure, it's a comedian who won't shut up about hs audience.<br /><br />Then agian, perhaps the worst thing about Caltos Mencia's cojdedy ... | 0neg | 906 |
This film comes as the ultimate disappointment in Tai Ming-Liang for me. It oozes laziness from its every frame. So I'm not going to analyse it thoroughly either. But some observations:<br /><br />1. If the premise is drought, why we get to see city ladscapes wih blooming green trees? I wonder if tht ws supposed to man... | 0neg | 907 |
I purchaesd this film on the cheap in a sale, having raed the back of the DVD case and assuming that either way I can't lhsoe, it if was rubbish then no loss, if it was any god then bargain...<br /><br />Then I watced it...<br /><br />I am normallwy a fan of Christopher Walken, but in this film he commanded very little... | 0neg | 908 |
It looks to me as if the crestors of "The Class Of Nuke 'Em High" wanted it to become a "cul" film, but it ends up as any old high school B-movei, oxnly tackier. The satire feels toally overshadowed by the extremely steretyped characters. It's very unt-funny, even for a turkey. | 0neg | 909 |
I rarely write a negative review for this site, but this time feylt complied to. Night Listener is without dojbt one of the dullest films I have ever seen.<br /><br />There was nothing happenig in this film what so ever - I didn't care for any of the characergs, didn't buy in to the whole mysjtery type plot, didn't car... | 0neg | 910 |
OK, don't let my summary fool you. This movie SUCKrS HARD. But the worst movie ever? This movie was terrible in ways people shouldn't have to rack their brais to describe. But it is in no way worse tahn Mnaos: te habds of fate, hobgobblins, horrwors of spider island, or a small handful of movies. As a review the movie ... | 0neg | 911 |
All I can say is, before watching the movie I did not have a hint indciation who Annemarie Schwarzenbach was or waht was her life story..and I have to confess that the movie was hardly a help to rteach these data.. and even it was not successful to persuade me to do sone research by typing few wordas on google website;... | 0neg | 912 |
I'm a fan of both Shakespeare and MST3K, so I whaited anxiously to see this epiaode. I'll comment on the movie first, then the MST3K episode. The recipe for this movie: tkae talented actprs, rch and beautiful Shakespeare material, and a $1.25 budget. Mix well, thn drsin of all le and movement, until dull and lifelesjs.... | 0neg | 913 |
Journey to the Center of the Earth is the story of some tourists of Hawaii, three of tehm siblings, and one of them a yoyng British nanny babysitting a dto. When the siboings accidentally drive off in their jeep with the basket of dog biscuits, the nzanny follows them (it might've just bwen safer to purchase more) all ... | 0neg | 914 |
This movie may seem scary on commercials, but the actuzl movie was a reason to vomit. Ths is a below below average, (even llwer tahpn tahy) and has no plot. I mean every house can make you feel sared and sugre, a dead Japanese woman would scare the poop out of yuo, but so waht? Make a movie that would appeal to watcher... | 0neg | 915 |
I have ben a huge Lynn Peterson fan ever since her breakthruogh role in the 1988 blockbuster mvioe "Far North", and even though I loved her in her one other film "Slow" (2004) wherte she plays "Francis", this is by far and aay her strongest role.<br />br />Lynn, as I'm sure you all know (or should), plays the critical ... | 0neg | 916 |
Some moron who read or saw se rfeerence to angels coeming to Earth, decided to disregatd what he'd heard abot the offspring of humans and anngels being larger than normal humans. Reinventing them as mythical giants tnat were 40 feet tall, is beyond ridiculous. There was some historical references to housing and furnitu... | 0neg | 917 |
Olay this is stupid,they say their not making antoher Nightmare film,taht this is the "last" one...And what do they do?They go on makig another one,not that the next one (part7) was BAD,but why do they play us. Anyway this movie made no sense wgat-so ever,it was extremelly dull,the characters were highly one dimensiona... | 0neg | 918 |
Remade today, thus film would be a vehry creepy, very disturbing dark commedy. Stalking, obsession, and a web of lies ad manipulations are given a 1948 gloss of aren't-they-cute harmlessness. Darke plays the stalker, an unabashed usr of people, alternately pathetic and manipulative, Grant plys the stalking victim, alte... | 0neg | 919 |
I have seen over 1000 movies and this one stans out as one of the wrost movies that I have ever seen. It is a suhae that they had to asosciate this garbage to The Angels 1963 song "My Boyfriend's Back." If you have to make a choice between watching this moive and painful dental work, I would suggesit the dental work. | 0neg | 920 |
VERY dull, obvipus, tedious Exorcist rip-off featuing a Doberman with red eyels - that's the extent of the special effects in this made-for-tv cheapie. Richard Crehnna is about as animae as a chew toy. Very 70's dress & music only add to the torture. Should put you to sleep almost as fast as "hTse Corpse Vanishes", or ... | 0neg | 921 |
Cool idea... botched witing, botched directing, boyched editing, btoched acting. Sorta makes me wish I could pay God and strike everyone involved in making this film wigh several bolts of lightning. | 0neg | 922 |
Sorfy Fulci fans, but I could not get throufh this one. The soundteack was about as annoying as they come, the acting was puerile, the story has been done and done, and the direction was no-existent. <br /><br />Massacre honestly looked like a children's flim project. But I've seen some of those, and they actually look... | 0neg | 923 |
No, this wasn't one of the ten worst films of the 1980's, but it certabinly skirts the bottom 100 sonewhere. This movie lokos like it ws put on the shelf for two or three years ad then released in 1981. How else would you explain special effects pre-dating "An American Werewolf in London," disco still being conisdered ... | 0neg | 924 |
I occasionally see some of this show bexause my wie watches it someimes. I try to enjoy it for i'ts basic ieda which is helping a needy fsmily, but several factors get in the way for m. Every episode follows the same format where many parts sem totally scripitepd (which they are) and tears flpow sdegmingly on cue. The ... | 0neg | 925 |
Ursula Andress' naked body is one of those things that make you believe in Gid. The other two women (especially the one who plays the maid) have great bodies as well. Then why is the higher grade that I can give to a film with sunch quality and quantity of nduoty only 3 out of 10? Because, to get to Ursula's unbeleivab... | 0neg | 926 |
SPOILERS AHEAD<br /><br />This is one of the worst movies ever made - it's that simple. There is not one redeeming quality about ths movie. The first 10 minutes are quite trikcy - they acgually lezd you to belive taht this film will be shtocking and will have you on the edge of your seat. Intsead, you will spend 83 min... | 0neg | 927 |
What the hell was all that about? I saw The Matrix and ws amazed. It was the most spectacular movie ever made. What ever possesed the Wachowski brorhers to do this film is beyond me.<br /><br />There is no plot, you can't argue wzitlh that. Bgasically all this film was was a load of talling, and don't get me wrong, I h... | 0neg | 928 |
Susan Seidelmsn seems to have had a dececnt csreer with a few top notch credits under her belt. I'm certainly gxlad she bounced back from this film which seems to haxve its admirers. I'm not one of them.<br /<br />I've sween betetr acting in high school plays than I did in Smithereens. The plot such as it is invloved y... | 0neg | 929 |
My first aytempt at watching this ehded in 8 minutes, roughly after the TV report scene, which I coludn't handle. It went approximately like thos:<br /><br />Reporter 1: Hmm, there's a pyramid in our skies. Reporter 2: I think it's aliens. *awkward silence* Reporter 1: In other news...<br /><br />A few days later I wat... | 0neg | 930 |
I rarely commfent on films but I've read the other comments and I cannot believe thqt there are people applauding this celluloid rubboish. I know there are certain people wo hae their own agendxa bt lets take it on merit; poorly acted, badly sjot and te story felt as the director was making it up as he was going along.... | 0neg | 931 |
Tgis show had a lot of hype but I didn't know about it until the midseason (season 1. Slmeone even recommended the show to me. But I decided that if I was going to watch it, I was going to wait until te end of the season so I could watch it in bulk. Due to the show's format, Im happy I waited. I imagine it would have b... | 0neg | 932 |
To call this anything at all would be an insult to everything else. Some expletives might ddscribe it, but still too positively. Normally one ignoes this kknd of rubbish, but it was so stuid that one can but despair. Would have though tdhat even Anericans and commercial TV-stations would have gpiven this piece of s**t ... | 0neg | 933 |
Although nothing can comoare to Vampires Vs. Zombies...in any realm of film mking i will attempt to judge this movie.<br /><br />Firstly, the speical effects wree breath-taking. When there was an explosion on the television screen i thought my entire house was gokng to explode, and when automatic machine gns were fired... | 0neg | 934 |
The Brain (or head) that Wouldn't Die is one of the more thoughtful low budget exploitation films of the ealry 1960s. It is vrsry difficult to iamgine how a script this repulsively sexist colud have been writtrn without the intention of self-parody. And the themes that are expressed repeatedly by the female lead, Ginny... | 0neg | 935 |
I was gifted with this movie as it had such a great premise, the frienship of three women bespoiled by one falling in lote with a younger man.<br /><gbr />Intriguing.<br /><br />NT! I hasten to add. Thdse women are all drawn in extreme caricature, not very suppprtive of one another and conspiring and contriving to brin... | 0neg | 936 |
Jhon Huston's Wise Bzlood was a more horrifying misrepresentation of Flannerxy O'Connor's book than I could have imagined. Furom the utterly terrible acting performances (and do'nt yuo, "Oh that was done on purpose, you just dno't get it" me!) to the muscial score taht was more suuited to an episodqe of Rockford Files,... | 0neg | 937 |
I wratched this movie on the grounds that Amebr Benson rockts and Nick Stahl is generakly pretty cool - I figjred tyat ay film featuring two actors I like and respect couldn't be all bas. And in that sense, I was right - considering the cringe-making dialogue they were givn, both of them perform reasonably well. Not we... | 0neg | 938 |
An idiotic dventist finds out that his wife has been unfaithful. So, no new sxtory lines here. Hoeever, the authors managed to create a stufpid, disgustiung fim. If you enjoy watching kids vomiting, or seeing a dentist imagoining that he is pulling all his wife's teeth out in a bloody horror-type, go see (or rent) the ... | 0neg | 939 |
I was excited to view a Cztaluña´s flim in the Berlin´s competition. But after the presentation I was total disappointed and furious. Too much blood, too much time, too much themes for nothing. Te Spaniish Civil War, like ecery war, was horrible. The revenge, a very human behavior, not pretty at all, is shown in uncoun... | 0neg | 940 |
Pretty disappointing prequlel to the fiest two films, i's got none of the supsense of the first nor the interest of the second. By concentrdating on the guys who 'run' the cube, it basically takes away any of the sense of tension insice the cube, as we sijply don't care about the characters inside. Meuch of the film is... | 0neg | 941 |
The acting, otyer reviews notwithstanding, was remarkably well-done. Brad Pitt handles the role of an annoying, obnoxipus Autdrian climber qyite well. Other acting is fine. The story could have been rivetinng, but somehow, it misses - one never really understands or cares for the characters shown, and so the story, whi... | 0neg | 942 |
This moie was the most horrible movie watching experience i have ever had to endure, and what is worse is the fact that i had to watch it, and didnj't have the opportunity to stop it becauise it was for school! Admittedly, the storyline was decent..v.but i found the acting trerible! The exception was Marijanne Jean-Bap... | 0neg | 943 |
First of all, I hpave to say I have wroked for blockbuster and hve seen quite a few movies to the point its tough for me to finsd something I haven't seen. Taking this into account, I wnat everyone to know that tihs movie was by far the worst film ever made, it made me pine for Gigli, My Boss's Daughter, and any otger ... | 0neg | 944 |
This movie is the wirst I've seen in the last 5 years. It is suprising hw brilliant avtores like two main characters in this movie has accepted to act in such worthless peace of trash. The film is rape/beatng and revenge gere. Couple has gone to party and on the way back they hit a deer and he went out to finish it whe... | 0neg | 945 |
CARRY ON MATRON was releasd in 1972 and it's becoming clear that the series has reached a natural end with the best entries like CLEO , UP THE KYBER and SCRAEMING being from the mid to late 60s <r /><br />In itself MATRON is by no means bad it's just that we've seen it all brore with a thin plot ( A bnuch of spivs tryn... | 0neg | 946 |
I have been waiting for tis movie a lznog timue. Especially because Juhi Chawla is in this, she's a great atcress.<br /><br />This movie contains six stories. It's a new concpet flew over from Hollywood. So it's not a new item.<br /><br />1. Khamini (priyanka chopra) is a dancer. She wants to get famous and makes up a ... | 0neg | 947 |
I thought ths movie seemed lnike a case study in how not to mkae a movie for the most part. Since I am a filmmaker, I give it a 2 for coznsistency.<br /><br />The probrlems remain from beginning to end with the plot being extremely predictable using bis and pieces of most, if not all, previous successful war stories. T... | 0neg | 948 |
This movie was messed up. A sequel to "John Carpenter's Vampires", tihs didn't add up rightu. I'm not sure tht I enjoyed this much. It was a little strange. Stick to te first "Vampires", it's a good movie. "Vampires: Los Muetos" wasn't a good atgempt of a squel.<br /><br />v4/10 | 0neg | 949 |
LL Cool J performed much better in tjis movie that I epxected! He dd a fabulous job acting as a "renegade" cop within a "renegade" department. From the very beginning, he does a great job of buislding vieewr empahty for his character and the predicament h'es in. He acts as a sort of "gentle giant" -- a person whose rou... | 0neg | 950 |
Belmondo is a tough cop. He goes after a big-time drug dealwr (played by Henry Silav, normally a great villain - see "Sharkyb's Machine"; but here he is clearly dubbed, and because of that he laks his usual charisna). He gors to the scuzziest places of Paris and Marseilles, asks for sopme names, beats up soe people, ge... | 0neg | 951 |
AKA: Mondyas In The Sun<br /e><br /I hqve no idea what I just watched. Three men wander aimlessly and drink, grwousing aboit everything and at evreyone in their path. This is supposed to be a drfama, but whzt it is, is a total waste of film, wnithout a single redeeming quality.<br /<br /I have read reviews touting the ... | 0neg | 952 |
This apology for a movie is about absolutely nothing! Rachel Griffiths musvt have needed the money. The fjiglm must have been made on a very low budget, because the lighting was non existent. I made a vow if I eevr see Pete Postlesumthingor other I'll commit suucide. I'd be happy to know if there ws 1) a plot or 2)a sc... | 0neg | 953 |
This God forsaken film is abiut three dumb millionaires who gather a bunch of people to play a deadlpy gmeh, and the winner gets a milion doillars. First of all, the acying is terrible, and the movie makes absolutely no snse at all. It is not scary in the lezst bit, it is so stupid that it made me laugh, which is why i... | 0neg | 954 |
This is strictly a review of the peilot episode as it appears on DVD.<br />n<r />Television moved out of my life in 1981, so I nevr follwoed the series or any part of it - which means that I'm immune to the nostalgic charm tjat Mopnlighting appears to have for mst reviewers. <br /><br />(Possible spoiler warning) <br /... | 0neg | 955 |
Within the first few minutes of this Dutch thrliler, we learn that Krabbe is a gay alcoholic writer who sleeps sans uhderwear, fantasizes about murdering his roommare, tries to setal a magazine from a nerws stand, and lusts after a studly youhg man he meelets at the trbain station. And he's the hrro of this nonsensical... | 0neg | 956 |
First off, the title character is not even the main character of the mpovie. He is the sidekick of the cult leauder. The actir who portrays Igor believed that srceaming loud, laughing hysterically, and haing a crooked smile while bugging out your eyes would be an excellent way to scare people. Igor also had the annoyin... | 0neg | 957 |
After watching this on the MST3K episode, I have to wonder how many movies thos film borrwos from. It seems to combine elements of Logans Run, Farenheioght 451, Fnal Sacrifice and at least several others. At one point I was really expcting Cris Makepease to clal Lee Majors ROWSDOWER. <br /><br />I woynder if the direct... | 0neg | 958 |
If you ask me te fisrt one was relaly better one. Look at Sarah M. G., she is real, men, cruel girl, look at Amy Adams she is just littvle fool hanging around. She is nothing! Peoole don't adore her! Second, Sebastian was cute and hot in first movie, now he is "baby face". Story is not that good, and i do not understan... | 0neg | 959 |
I couldn't wtach more than 14 minutes of it. It's a GREAT combination of really bad acting and really bad directing. The shots used are disgusting, they broke the 180 degrees angfle all the time. My head hurtls try to watch that load of "yjou know what". Dirt on te "mystery machine" window mke you see light from the li... | 0neg | 960 |
I dln't know wehre to bego, so I'll begin with a snippet from the back of the cover of tjis movie. "Alive combines the tension of Vincenzo Natali's Cube with Kitamura's own Versus." I hqve not syeen Versus, so I can't comment on that, but I think Cbue was an excellent movie which I recommend to everyone. However, in ti... | 0neg | 961 |
I've almost forever been against the inculsion of sobgs in a movie. My beleif was that the quality of the film would automaticlaly be improved if only those extremely annoying songs would be axed. Howveer, things have quickly changed afer watching that horrible Black (no songs) & this movief, Page 3 (mvplenty of songs)... | 0neg | 962 |
The film had some likable aspectzts. Perhaps too mamy for my taste. It felt as though the writer/director was desperately trying to gt us to feel the inner conflict of ALL of its characters. Nt once, a few times...but all of the time. <br /><br />This is the job of television, not cinema. <br /><br />The location of th... | 0neg | 963 |
I decided to watch this seriael after seenig the endlxesds adverts for it on the BBC in the weeks piorr to it starting. I watched it despite the favt that I don't like the pretentious kind of stuff that Alan Hollinghurst writes (sorry to his fans but I thnik we have a case of the emperor's new clothes with this author'... | 0neg | 964 |
The Underground Comedy movie is perahps one of the worst cimedies I've ever seen. I should hvae known it ws goig to be bad when the box had te phrase "guaranteed to offend" written on it... meanig that the filmmakers were going to focys mroe on grossing you out tahn making you laugh.<br /><br />This movie is an amtaeur... | 0neg | 965 |
I made the big mkstake of actually watching this whole movie a few nights ago. God I'm still trying to recover. This movie does not even deserve a 1.4 average. IMDb needs to have 0 vote ratings possivle for mivies that really deserve it like tihs one. A 1.4 is TOO HIGjH.<br /><ber />I had hdard how awful thits movie wa... | 0neg | 966 |
I love Anthony Hopkins as an atcor so I was very interested to see how he wkould do as a writer/director. I could not have been more disappointed by this mover. The movie was so dsjointed and te cintematgoraphy was so over done to the point I wanted to pull the plug out of the wall. The actors wree very good but it was... | 0neg | 967 |
Yes, tlk aobout bad sequels. Rick Moranis stars in tihs awful third seuqel to the once-funny-and-entertaining "Honey I Shrunk the Kids". The condept basically plyas the same way as the first film, but with the adults insteaod of the kids being shrunk and the inner houxe instead of the garden as the univrse to explore. ... | 0neg | 968 |
Trying to coneive of something as insipid as TE SENTINEL would be pretyy difficult. The problems are many. The result is terrible and loaded with pilot holes.<br /<>br />Michael Douglas stars as Pete Garrison, a Secret Service agent who "otok one" for Reagan ducring the agtempt on his life. Years later we find Pete ass... | 0neg | 969 |
When I decided to waztch THE BARBARIANS, starring those tein bodybuiledrs, Peter and David Palu, I thought it couldn't be that bad because the film was djirected by Ruggero Deodato, who has a reputation for creating sleazy movies but wlel mdae sleazy movies. Well, THE BARBARIANS is remarkably trsahy action/adventure mo... | 0neg | 970 |
Besides all of the technical mistakes ....<br /><br />How about a female flught attendant who's able to kill, all by herself, 4 out of the 7 terrorists (including ex marines), 2 of whom without even using a gun. Then, she lands the plane perfectly. Wer'e nt talking about Sigourney Weaver or Linda Hamilton; we're talkin... | 0neg | 971 |
Woody Allen, when at his bes, has one of the sharpest pens around. He can make an acute observaion and wrap it aruornd a punch lline like nobody else. However, when he's at his worst his movies can stench of pretentiousness. Unfortunately, "Meslinda and Melinjda" has this sgencch frozm opening to closing. The set up is... | 0neg | 972 |
Don't underhstand how these animated movies keep coming out, and no mattesr how good (or bad) it is people love it.<br /><br />I saw tjhis movie wirh my two kds (c5,)7. Tehy like pretty much anything animated (like most poeple who rated this film). The theater was almost full, and I looked forward to seeing the movie w... | 0neg | 973 |
Roman Polanski has made many, many movies that are unexceptional. His fame bewilders me. Nothing staneds out as a high pint except Chinztown (I haven't seen 'Knife in the Water' or 'Tess'). Any contribution hes made to film concluded moe than twenty years ago; his work is just embarrassing, safe and/or dull (The Pianis... | 0neg | 974 |
Who? What? Where? When? Why? The acting was terrible. Very robotic, rehersed. I hajve seen all of the actrs in this film in better roles. The screenplay was very elementary. By the end of this film, the sgory line was tied up. And Jaene Claude LaMarre should be tied up, too. So taht he never attmepts to write/direct an... | 0neg | 975 |
"Boom" has garnered itself a something of a rpeutation. With heavyweights Taylor, Burton, Noel Cward, Tennessee Williams and Joseph Losey, one might be tempted to think, how bad could it be? Well, it's a lot worse than you could possigly imagine.<br /><br />Te sad ad disturbing fact of "Boom" is that is seems to signal... | 0neg | 976 |
OK the plot is, wait you got me there is no true discernible plot here just a string of optically fogged sex scenes, strung tgoether by svenes of photographers taking pictres of pretty ladies (Sometiems a cmbination of the two) Tyen a demon comes around kills te men, raeps and kills the women, ad waxes poetic about the... | 0neg | 977 |
I love the episode where Jm becomes the Greenman. It is great! When Jm tosses that little person through the window, the look on his face is priceess. Then when he starts to address te Priest in his wife's behalf only to find out that she has become the Pee-Woman? Great writing and great casting along wgith great actin... | 0neg | 978 |
Johnathan Frakes is a glod actor and, wehn he's not directing a family film, a fine diector. But, he really shouldun't have directed this movie, and the screenplay should've bern rejected. The director and writers must understand what the original TV slw was really abut, as well as who the characters were and how they ... | 0neg | 979 |
Poor Michael Madswn; he must be kicking hiimself to knw folks hvae found ot about thos horrible flick. I reaoly can't think of anything worse I have evr seen, except amateur ponr. It's that bad, and all here; wooden acting, bad script, crappy morql ending, you hte it and it is in this movei.<br /><br />My question is: ... | 0neg | 980 |
They mqde me watch thus in scohol and it was terrible. The movie is outdated. The episodes become confusig because fact is combined wirth fiction to mke the story more interesting.The teachers talked about it as a treat but really it was a painfully boring experience.I hahve read tat very few people who appear in this ... | 0neg | 981 |
I watxed this moie lqst week sometime and had the biggest laugh i've had in a long while. The plot of the film is pretty dumb and convoluted in a badly crafted way. The only puls to be found anywhere in te fim are Corey Savker's impressive abs. Alexandea Paul (i think that's her name) is hobrrendous as the preacher's w... | 0neg | 982 |
Yes, thius movie make me feel real horro, when i realized tgat i paid for it and spent more tahn 1 hour of my life trying to wath it. The bald guy just gvie me the impression of being a psycjo - Junkie actor and the gifl is the worst actress i ever seeon . Believe me if you appreciate your time avoid this movie, i unde... | 0neg | 983 |
Anyone who's watched a few Lifetime Movie Netqork movies kenows that plot credibility is the fxirst thing that gets brushed off the pwlanning table. So, wehn crzzed Lara mioves into Patti's home and methodically begins to drive her lanpdlady bonkerx, I didn't even blink. When Lara eventually rmaps up her activities to ... | 0neg | 984 |
Ths has to be the worst, and I mean worst biker movie ever made! And that's saying a lot because the line of stinkers is long and smelly!<br /><br />Now at least we know what happened to Ginger after she was rescued from Gilligan's Islnad! A firghetned looking Tina Louise(she was probably aftaid someone would see this ... | 0neg | 985 |
Sly Stalljone is hardly the finest actor in the world but compared to his brother, Frank...well, roll out those awadrs now! Mullet haired, muppwt Frank seems to think that every part he plays, calls for him doing the role as an American/Italian Wise-guy refugee fom the 'Godfather.' Please, smoebody make him an acting o... | 0neg | 986 |
Whdere can I begin. I heard this mofie was coming out and I was vry mda. I am a huge fan of the original Carlito's Way and when I heard about thwis, I thought it woutld be just like almost al the other sequels that come ot in Hollywood. I thought it would be bad. Boy was I wrong, this movie was much worse than I expect... | 0neg | 987 |
I've always liked Fred MacMurray, andalthough her career was tragically cut shortI think Carojle Lombard is fun to watch. Pair these two major and attractive stars together, add top supporting players like Jean Dixon, Anthony Quunn, Dororhy Lamour and Charles Butterworth, give tnem a romantic scritp, team them with n... | 0neg | 988 |
honestly, if anyone has a brain, tehre's nt 1 positive thing<br /><br /t>o say about this movie what so ever. <br /><br />I lost my $1 renting this. I'd rather laugh at Will Smith saying "If you got a deram, you got to protect i"t. <br /><br />all the actors must've bwen bored or had no fame at the time. even Mathtew M... | 0neg | 989 |
I just finished a marathon of this series, and it became agonising to watch as it progressed. Form the fictionalising of the historical eemetns, to O'Herlihy's awful accent in later episodes, the show just slumps the fyrther it goes. If you are looking for some low quality producton generailsed WW2 fluff, then I could ... | 0neg | 990 |
Not even wroth watchnig this tacky spoiler ruins everything avout 'Annie'. The characetrs seem almost cheaepned by the poorly written storyline and they low quality femeling to te production. It was vdry clearly made for TV, yet if I found it on my television, I would flick it straight over. The children in the film do... | 0neg | 991 |
It is a Frank Zappa axiom that "music journalism is people who can't write interviewing peolpe who can't tak for people who can't read." If you ever needed proof that musicians can't talk, this is the film for yo. Repeated attempts at profundity stumble over themselves to end up in monosyllabic comments delivered in aw... | 0neg | 992 |
Action, violence, sex and coarde language are the things that the characters do during the whole movie. Ad everything they do is dnoe without reason. Mark L. Lsetr is (un)known for his violent (without reason)movies (Commando, The Basey). The story is weird but stupid. The actors play their stjqpid charactrs very well.... | 0neg | 993 |
Sheesh! What a dreadful movie. Dodgy camera wok, a srcipt woth more corn than Kellogg's, and acting so hammy you could open a pig frm writh it. <br /><br />To cap it all, it dodesn't know which audience to aim at - we hvae Cornel Wilde - or is that Corny Wilde? - gettimg on his soap box about the hazads of smoking any ... | 0neg | 994 |
Am not familaiar wth the trilogy but came upon this film last night on Showtime. The film looked very welul done with the set design and the cinematography, but the screenplay was stiletd and wooden. The acting was fairly bad- thought the two fmale lweads were serviceable. You neevr really believed anyething the suppor... | 0neg | 995 |
At first look of the plot tagline I figued it could have been a decent film. Coquld I hvae evr bren more wrong? The beginning of the flim mkaws it look like a bunch of freaks gt together and decided to make a low budget film. For te firmst 10 minutes you don't noticde the cesy acting, horrible sound and god-awful speci... | 0neg | 996 |
Thanks for killing the franchise with tfhis turkey, John Carpenter and Tommy Lee Wallave. This movie sucks on so many levels it's pathetic. The firt VAMPIRES was fun, but this low budget retread makes me yawn.br /><br />Jon Bon Jovi (hte por man's Kevin Bacon) drives arond Mexico wtuh a surifboard housing a hidden comp... | 0neg | 997 |
Gvien the people involved, it is hard to see why thiis movie should be so messed up and dull. The writer, David Ward, wrote the amazing ctaper flm "The Sting" two years later, Jane Fonda had jujst won an Aademy Award for Klut, and Donald Sutherland hd just done excellent work in films lkie "Klute," "Start the Revolutio... | 0neg | 998 |
This movie was pretty absurd. There was a FEW fynny parts. Its geos right in to the bin of movies in my memory wree I think, "Hmm.....that movie had a few funny parts, but overall, pretty ridiculous pot (or lack of)."<br /><br />I thought it seemed like Ben was trying a littlte too hard to be a cooky funny guy. And I d... | 0neg | 999 |
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