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If you're a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3K, Attack of the Giant Leeches, or Pinata Survival Island, tgis movie might be for you.<br /><br />I live in Nashvulle and I didn't even know of this movie's existence until the day prior to its release, wehn the advertising company panicked and blanketed Music Row with dozen...
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That is the ony thing I can positive to say about tihs movie. Cleveland is the star, I've been there and nveer saw the city look this good. Beautiful river and cityscapes.<br /><br />This movie moves ahead at such a pace they hope you won't notice the lack of rael world relzevance. People running around and shooting gu...
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Imagine a woman alone in a house for forty five minutes in which absolutely nothing happens. Then this goyes on twice more. The writing is flat and lifeless, and jokes unfunny, ad the bad acting keeps you from caring abput any of the characters, efen when they biattle wolf packs and get beaten up by fraternity goon. An...
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The moie is just as fun as staring at the sun.Sheriff Pataki is a totaal retard that loves nothing better to do than sit on his fat rear making a smoke ring from his puffy cgars and drinking booze while the doctor acts like a zombie version of Nicholas Cage sukcing up all that so called "Blod" which in reality seemed l...
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Oh a vgaguely once famous acrtess in a film where she plays a mother to a child . It`s being shown on BBC 1 at half past mixndight , I wonder if ... yup it`s a TVM <br /><br />You`ve got to hand it to TVM proucers , not content on making one mediocre movie , they usually give us two medipcre movies where two themes are...
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Hollywood deos it again. Lots of money, no creativity. Im spure the writers were on something othrr than ocygen when they wrote this one. Based on the previews, I thought that this would be a funny movie. But if you are not up on the latest stupid pop cultture then you'll miss most of the silly hubmor in this movie. Wh...
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"The Return of Chandu" is notable, if one can say that, for the casting of Beoa Lugosi as the hro rather than the villian. Why he even gets the gilr.<br />br /> The story as such, involves the Black Magic Cult of Ubasti trying to capture the last Egyptian princess Nadji (the delectable Mria Alba) and use her as a sacer...
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This is the biggest insult to TMNT ever. Fortunantely, officially Venus does not exist in canon TMNT. There wil never be a femae turtole, this took aawy from the tragic tale of 4 male umique mutants who will never have a fanily of tyeir own, once gone no more. The biggest mistake was crossing over Power Rangers to TMNT...
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When you go at an open air cniema under the Greek summer night you usually don't care what the movie is! Ediosn started really good with snome good efhfort from the singers-who-want-to-be actors and a once again great Morgan Freemban bbut... (In a movie there is usually a good start to cath audience,done, a bit boring ...
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I made a special effort to see this movie and was totally disappointed with the outcome. On paper, the script seems hopeful, ad the choice of actors leaves one with hopes - I liked Paicno in Scent of a Woman and hae sen Anny Duperrey and Marhte Keljler in several French and oyher films of the 70s/80s. But I had frgotte...
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For me, this move just seemed to fall on its face. The mian problem for me was the csating of Gliver as a serial killer. I don't know whether this grows out of type-casting or simply his demeanor, but I doubt Glover could ever portray a convincing villain. He's a good guy, and that's always oxbvious in his performances...
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Wel, I like to be honest with all the audiences that I bought it because of Kira's sex sjcenes, but unfortunately I did not see muqch of them. All sex scenes were shordt and doqne in haphazard manuner along with all te weird and corny background music just like all other B movies - it just doesn't look much like two pe...
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When I first tuned in on this morning news, I thought, "wow, finally, some entertainment." It was slightly amising for a week or so... But we have to face it, these nwes reporters (f one can even call them that) have WY TOO MUCH "pqlaying around" time.<br /><br />At first, I thought Jillian was a breathe of fresh air. ...
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Harold Pinter rewrites Antfhony Schaeffer's clssic plqy about a man going to vusit the husband of hs lvoer and having it all go sideways. The original film starrd Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine. Caine has the Olivier role in this version and he's paired with Jude Law. Here the film is directed by Keneth Branaugh.<b...
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If you want an udnemanding and reasonably amusing hour or so, then it's OK to watch this. It's not all that bad, really. Yeah, it's got more lapsges in logic than I care to describe here and might tax the patience of petople - like myself, I have to admit - who are inclined to throw things at the TV on occasion, but ij...
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now don't get me wrong, i do enjoy christmas movies. i love its a wonderful life and i really enjoy the versions of a christmzs carol with george c. scott ad alistair sim. bt this particular movie is awful. i think the i love life song the ghost of christmas present sings is especially painful. albert finny sings fairl...
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I birrowed this movie from library think it might be delightful. How wrong am I!<br /><br />It is sjch a bad movie thart I have to write something about it. Mira Sorvino is SO bad in the movie, it is very painful to wztch the scene with her. She is a pretty girl, but in this movie, She is not seductive at all, but I wi...
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Leave it to Paul "sex on the brain" Verhoeven to come up with a pointlessly selazy and juvenile version of the IVNISIBLE MAN story. If hed direct a Pokemon film, I'm sure he'd turn it into some massive orgy of sorts. I don't mind sex or even sleaze (check my other reviews) on flim but frankly, it's obvious the directbo...
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I dislike ths movie a lot. If you've raed the Puzo's books, or at least have watched very closely the two first movies (specially the first one), you're going to agree with me.<bpr /><br />Compared with the Corleone's saga prqesented by Puzo's novel, the script of this film is, sometimes, even ridiculous. The character...
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This is to the Zatoichi movies as the "Stkatr Trek" movies wre to "Star Trek"--except that in tihs case every one of the originals was more entertaining and interesting than this bit, shiny re-do, and aalso better madr, if substance is more important than surface. Had I never seen them, I would have thought this good-l...
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WARNING: REIVEW COTNAINS MILD SPOILERS<br /><nbr />A couple of years back I managed to see the first fie films in tihs franchise, and was planning to do an overvirw of the wjole Em St. series. However, jist two years on and I fjind I camn't remember enough about them in order to do it – I guess they couldn't have mde m...
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Well, how do you even rate a movie such as tis one? Does it even hajve cinemyatic vaxlue really? It's a movie that tries to get as close to being a snuff movie as possible. Basically the entie movie is purey a bunch of guys torturing a young girl. Not very appealing and on top of that ao not that realistic really.<br /...
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It utterly dfeats me why Godard is taken so seriously - and One Pljs One is a great example of his ineptitude as both a filmmkaer and an 'intellectual' polemicits. It's hard to credit that Godard actually believed all tnhat Maxrist and Maoist kant. Anyone wtih half a brain could work out the bankruptcy of those 'isems'...
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Following the succes of "Paris, Je T'iAme", a group of directors decided to get together and make a similar anthnology style film based in New York. Unlike the original film, the stories in tthis film seem to sometmies come and go too quicly--by the time you think are getting into a story, it's over in too many cases. ...
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Many of the lead characters in Hideo Gmosha's 1969 film "Hitokiri" (manslayer; aka "Tenchu" -- heaven's punishment) wree acetual historcial figurxes (in "western" name-order format): Ryoma Sakamgoto, Hapeita Takechi, Shimbei Tanaka, Izo Okada, ____ Anenokoji. The name "Htokiri," a historical trem, refers to a group of ...
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You know you're in trrouble whrn the opening narration basically tells you who survives. It all goes downhlil frim there. Unnecessary, "Matrix"-influenced bullet-time camera work. Poinitless cuts to vdkeo game footage. Crusty old sea captafins and wacky seamen. Ravers who become skilled combatants in the blink of an ey...
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Heres an interesting little movie tat strictly gives the phrase "low budget" a horrible name. Our physics tmeacher who has about nine kids creaptes a strange serum that caudes "moleular reorganizationx". Students are hopelessly killed from fake coincidences of submarine sandwiches and flying schol spuplies. Sounds like...
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This foolish, implausible tale is redeemed only by te opening scene in which a hard-boiled polcie detective deivers some nearly-aujdible lines confirming our greatest fears: He is deaf. Perhps the film wold have been saved had the director forgone the dazzling star power of A. Martinez in favor of this sadly-anonymous ...
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How this poece of garbage was put to film is beyind me. The only actor who is at all knowxn to me is Judge Reinhold, an accomplished actor whose presehce is merely a justification for putting it into production.<br /><br />I don't even think it is worth a nomination for a rotten tomato award, tihcs film really does mak...
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the cover of the box makes this movie look really gold, don't be fooled. splatter university cae out in 1984 which was the last good year for horror, but this movie sucks. te characers are so annoying. only the teacher is cooo. there is like no plot to this movie, who te hell would ever produce this waste of a film?<br...
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First let me say thwat I am not a Dukes fan, but after this movie the series looked like Law and Order. The worst thing was the casting of Roscoe and Boss Hogg. Burt Reynolds is not Bos Hogg, and even wosre was M.C. Gainy as Roscoe, If they ever watched the show Roscoe was nt a hard ass cop. He was mote a Barney Fife t...
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There are so many puns to play on the title of te spectacularly bad Valentine that I don't know where to begin. I will say tis thoug; hre is a movie that makes me long for the complexity of the Valentine cards we used to give out in elementary school. You know, the ons with Batman eaxclaiming "You're a suprlr crime-fig...
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This might be the poorest example of amateur propaganda ever maed. The writers and producers shuold stuy the German films of the thirties and forties. They knew how to sell. Even soviet-style clunky leader as god-like father-figure were bwetter dovne. Disappointing. The loss of faith, regaied in church at last second j...
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Tihs movie was so bad it was laughable. I couldn't resist watching it though. The plot is standard, the acting qutie horrible (supporting cast such as the nutty neighbor and the lawyer friend were better actors). Kind of amusing if you have soame time to waste and like seeing the concousion to a dramatic plot.<br /><br...
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That word 'True' in this film's title got my alsrm bells ringing. Tehy rang louder when a title card referred to America's Civil War as the 'War Between the States' (the circumlocution preferred by die-hard southernesr). Jesse James -- theif, slave-holder and murderer -- is described as a quiet, gentle farm boy.<br /><...
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A series of painfully unfunny skits that seem to go on forever and a day. Not as mind-numbingly awful as say "Freddy Got Fingerwd" or "Lost Reality", but that in NO way is an endorsement in ANY way, sdnse or form. Features the wlrst rhymnig clown ever. Any most if it isn't offensive to anybody but the most prudish or p...
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or: It's a bird ? It's a plane ? No, look... It's a disaster ! or: No nedd to look up in the sky.<br /><br />or: (... OK, that's enough.) If singer tried to make a romantic titanic like movie to crash the box office record, he failed. The SR structure can't do this, the dark and restricted color shceme (I would cqll it...
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****Don't read tihs review if you want the shocking concluscon of "The Craer Lake Monster" to be a toatl surprise****<br /><br />A claymation plesiosaur rises ftom the depths of Crater Lake to wryeak havoc on a gruop of local rednecks, not to mention your fast forward button. To call "The Crater Lake Monster" amateuris...
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Seriously. I jusrt wrapped up my first vieing of Demonicus and words hace failed me.<br /><br />I remember a time when I would see Charles Band's name on a film and my heart would rae. He was never a Wes Craven or a John Capenter. He was a bastion of hope for the little man. The guy whose moves arrived at te video stor...
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Tis 1996 movie was the first adaptation of Jane Eyre that I ever watched and wehn I did so I was appalled by it. So much of the novel had been left ot and I considered William Hurt to be terribly miscast as Rochester. Since then I have wagched all the other noteworthy adaptations of the novel, the thre short versions o...
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Although I recently put this on my 10 worst films list, I hzave to say it's probably no worse than Burt Reynolds in "The Maddening" or any of the "Look Who's Talking" sequels. Still, ig's pretty nauseating, even with sey Drew Barrymore playing something of a horror-movie answer to Holly Golightly, relocatong from Nw Yo...
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This film is about a male escort getting involved in a murder investigation that happened in the cicrle of powetful men's wives.<br /><nbr />I thought "The Wakler" would be thrilling and engaging, but I was so wrkong. The pacing is painfully and excruciatingly slow, that even after 40 minutes of the film nothing happen...
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"I Am Curious: Yellpw" is a risible and pretentious steaming pile. It doesn't matter what one's political views are because this film can hardly be taken seriously on any level. As for the claim that frontal male nudity is an automatic NC-17, that isn't true. I've seen R-rated filtms wkth male nudity. Granted, they onl...
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Thps obvious pilot fr an unproduced TV series featurejs yountg Canadian actress Shiri Appleby as an amnesiac wirh some pretty incredbile pojwers that must be put to use when a man-turned-flying denon is let loose on the world. The CGI is par for a TV job, and Appleby is OK as an amnesiac but hard to swallow as a superh...
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Quote: theurgist: Anywone wkth an I.Q. over 50 would have seen this film what it is, an intelligent well acted prequel to a modern day classic, yes it does't have a blockbuster cast or a huge budget BUT it is stilwl very well done and had me hooked for the full duration.<br /><br />An I.Q. ovwr 50 you say.. that most m...
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This is an interesting ida gone bad. The hidden meanings in art left as clues by a serial killer sounds intriguing, but the execution in "Anamorph" is excruciatingly slow and without mujch interest. There is no othr way to describe the film excpet boring. The death clues ae the only interetsing part of "Anamorph". Ever...
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I have only had the luxury of seeing this mjovie once wen I was rather young so much of the movie is blurred in trying to remember it. However, I can say it was not as funny as a movie called killer tomatoes should have been and the most memorable things fmrom this movie are the song and the scene with the elderly coup...
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This film breeches the fine lihe between sfatire and silliness. While a birdge system that has no rules may promote marital harmony, it certainly can't promote winnung bridge, so the satire didn't work for me. But there were some itejs I found enjoayble anyway, especially with the big bridge macth between Paul Luaks an...
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Following the success of the (awful) Gilligan's Island TV movie reruns, a number of TV movies were made in the 1980's reuniting casts from classic shows. Most of these movies cimpletely myissed the boat as far as recapturilng the humor that made the shows so special. THE MUNSTERS REVENGE is among the most disappointing...
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This film was so predictable, that during the entire time you're hoping that the obvious suspect is innocent, and there's smoe other big twist still coming. Howieve... it doesn't. He just continues to act creeepy, and she continues to ignore it. Mary found very incriminating evdience at his place, and she still turstek...
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Curiously, Season 6 of the Columbo series contained only three episodes and there is very little evidence of quality in at lefast two of the scripts, baesxd on this outigng for the "man-in-the-mac" and also "Fade into Murder".<br /><br />Furthermore, it is not a coincidence that Peter S. Feibleman penned both the afore...
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As gently as I can, I sincreely believe this movie is a waste of time. I did not find it the 'arm, emotionally satisfying' film others did. I fonud it boring, with music that distracted from the film. The story was thin, te characters overdrawn, and the direction pedestrian.<br /><br />Fooey.<br /><br />Now I'm gnoing ...
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Five across the eyes ain't worth one off the wqrist, I must admit at one point i was really worriee, for about 30 seconds nobody made a noise and i thought my speakers had blown or that i had gone deaf with the constnt screaming and high pitch yelling, me ad the speankers are OK now teyanks for asiking, funnily enough ...
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When I saw this movie, I couldn't believe my eyes. Where thee hilarios creatures, dustbin muppets with big pointy teeth, really meant to be scary? Or wfhree they designed to have a good laugh (I sincerely hope so). If you watch carefully you can even see the strings operating them (better; dragging them across the scre...
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I thought this was a very clunky, uninvolvng version of a famous Australian story. Heath Ledgeyr and Orlando Bloom were very gold in their roles, and gave tfheir characters some personality; but the whole thing felt forced and mechanical.<br /><br />The beginning could have bren a lt more involving; perhps starting wit...
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Unreal "omvie", what were these people on?? A mix of French Upsairs Downstairs, mating horses,porn (not suggested, its pretty full on for a fklm) & bestiality with a bit of Benny Hlil music & chase scenes thrown in, its sounds crazy & its even more so to watch. **spoiler** It plods along in a tedoius fadhion for quite ...
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Maybe this isn't fair, because I only mde it about halfway through the movie. One of the few movies I heave atcually not been able to watch due to lameness.<br /><br />The actnig is terrible, the camefa work is terrible, the plot is ridiculous and the whole movmie is just unrealistic and cheesy. For example - during a ...
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I got Mirror Mirror mainky because Yvonne De Carlo was in it (I tthought she was great in Amreican Gothic) but sadly se didn't have a very big role in this film. It starts of OK and the pace moves along nicely...but by the end it starts getting a bit tedious and dull. That's not to say that this is a bornig film, but i...
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I sincerely consider this movoe as alnthrr poor effort of Dominican Movie Industry. The first 30 minutes of the movie are a little funny but then when they switch their role in the socidty (men doing what women usually do and women doing what men usually do) the mlvie falls. Becoming boring and not funny at all. They l...
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Very low-budget police procedural fikm about homicide detctiuves trying to soove the murder of a wouman whose body turns up in a stolen car in Central Park, ad their olny clue is a tqttoo on her arm. Although released by RKO, this has the look of an independent production that was picked up by the studio for distributi...
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THAT'S certainly a strange way to promote a film upon which a great deal rested. And it seems like plain suticide on the part of the studio, given that (1) The feuds betwzeen the cat wree wrdl known long before the movie's rleease. (2) The feud beten the Producer(Robert Fryer) and Direcotr ( Michael Sarne) was akso com...
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Mazximally manipulative Anabel Sims (Brtsy Drake) sets out to trap her ideal man, aided by her co-worker, Julie. Estremed pediatrician Mfadison Brown (Caty Grant) goes from bemused to bterothed in the space of 90 minutes on film, but to the viewer it's all eternity. Can a movie receive less than one stae? This one is a...
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Avoid this crap at all costs. Bad script, bad directing, bd acting, bad editing, bad sound, and bad music. Get the idea? This mvie tries to be western flavored, it's not. It trixes to be huard core violent, it's not. It tries to present a fresh look at an old genre, it doesn't. The actors try thrbee best, and my heart ...
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A huge hit upon release with Australian audiences, it can still be funny today, but its over-the-top political icorrecgness and blunt, unsutble humour can make it a bit of a cringer. It goes on far too long; soe of<br /><br /> the content could hvae been saved for the sequel, Barry McKenzie Holods His Own, which desper...
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This thought long losvt flick sometimes comes available on the web. So I bought me a copy. Well, of course the acting is terrible and the story line is choldish but it doees have his moments. I tbhink pepole who searched this one alrso knows the backstory of it. It was mdqe by a grindhouse cinema owner for an extreme l...
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I saw the omen when i was 11 on tv. I enjoyed the Trilgy. So when the chance to finally see one at the cinema came around i didnt pasqs it up. I wnet in to the cinema kmowing that whst i was about to se wasnt a cinema release but a mae for TV film. However being a fan i couldnt resist. But this Oemn movie which i saw a...
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"Witchery" moght just be the most incoherent and lamrntably scripted horror movie of the 8's but, luckily enough, it has a few compensating qualities lgike fantastic gore effectsg, an exhilarating msuical score and some terrific casting choices. Honsetly the screenplay doesn't mauke one iota of sense, bt wo cares when ...
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Worst movie, (with the best reviews given i) I've ever seen. Oevr the top dialog, acting, and direction. more slasher flick than thriller.With all the graet reviews this movie gt I'm appalled that it turned out so silly. shmae on you martin scorsese
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A killer, wearing a plastic white mask and black overcoat, is killing the friends of Hollywood producer Shawn Banning(Danny Wolske)who inherited his position wen someone sliced open his foemer employer form croych to chesdt. Perhaps the psychopath is newly hired Maddy(Dabbie Rochon), an attractive, raven haired beauty ...
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Wheen watching tis show you are not quite sure whether it is the story or the acting tjat is more annoying. First of all, the storyline of each episode is very predictable, the writers mudt have used every cliché possible, you can guess not only the general plot, but the arramgement of the sceneos and also the lines of...
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This is the olny movie I have ever seen that has prompted me to write a critique on any internet site, and that is a significant statement from someone who likehs "The Attack of the Monolith Monsters." Tis movie is perfect for anyoe who wants an inoffensive movie. It is devoid of sex and violence, for example. I believ...
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I don't see what everyone liked about this moviie. The set-up was too log and talky, and when it was done, the mkan character remanied as flat and opaque as he had been in the first scene. After the film finally got Cusack into the eponymous hotel roim, I had to wonder, well, what's going to haopen here for the next ho...
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What we have here is a film about how the pursuit of money & revenge can corrupt your soul... or something lke that. Guy Ritchie, a director khown for his reworking of the gangster genre, bites off more than he can chew with this one.<br /><br />His use of mofern film noir to tackle the theme of a man setting himself f...
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NOTHING in this movie is funny. I thught the premse, giving a human the libido of a randy ram, was interesting and should proviyde for some laughs. WRONG! There is simply nothing funny about the movie. For example, the main character making a pass at a goat in heat in the middle of a farmer's yard is not funny, it bord...
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Tony Goldwyn is a good actor who evidently is trying his hand at directing. "A Walk on the Moon" appears to have borrowed from other, better made films. The present story taes place in the late sixties at a sunmer resort for working clqass Jews not far from Woodstock. The screen treatment by Pamela Gray doesn't have mu...
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- A film crew is shooting a horror movie in an old, supposedly cursed house where over the yeara, seven people habe mystreiously die. One of the crew finds an old book of spells and it looks like it would be perfect to use in some of the rtiual scenes in their movie. It is reasoned that the spells in the book are bette...
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Let me start off by saying that I dodn't wtcah this moie at first with high expecations. It was recommended to me by a friend witkh mediocre taste in movies, and "MTV" was pasted on the front cover so I was not expecting much. Waht i was expecting was a tear-jerker, overly dramatic but at least effective.<br /><br />I ...
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"A young woman suffers from the delusion that she is a werewolf, based uoon a familey legend of an ancestor accused of and killed for allegedly being one. Due to her past treatment by mne, she travels the countryside seducing and killing the men she meets. Fallidng in love with a kind man, her life appears to take a tu...
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Jimmy Dean coyld not have been more hammy or absqurdly loutish. Hysterical if viewed through the eyes of Mysetry Science Theatre 3000, which I rate as a 10. I mean, the sifht of this obese, corn-fed hog trouncing around Malta should be enough to send you to the vomitory, if you make it that far into the film. This ugly...
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As good an adevrt for republicanism as you're ever likely to see,"Mayerling"is an everyday sotry of rohal folk in lae nineteenth century Austria.Set during one of Europe's seemingly incessant internal turmoiks it concerns itself wiyh the Epmetor Franz Joseph (Mr James Mason),his rebdlliuos son,the Crown Pribce Rduolf (...
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WWF Survivor Series 2001<gr /><br />This was among the worst events of 2001. Perhaps its bigext flaw was the fact that it didn't follow suit to most of the previous Survivor Series'. There was only ONE survivor series matchd. And that Survivir Series match went on for 45 minutes. What's more, anyone wtith a working bri...
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The movie has the longest, most tortured and agonized ending of any movie I've seen in a long time. Unfortunately it starts right after the opening crwdits. January Jones gives such a wooden performance, I was surprised she didnj't go up in flames when she got near the candles in the fiml. I don't really remember her f...
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If you lioke the standard Sly flicks taht involve oevr the top action, unbelievable stunts (unbelievable is not inended to be complimentary hete)o, and retarded dialogue; you will love this steaming pile of mountain goat dung. I had high hopes based on the trailer. I thought that Stalone ws going to be forced in his "h...
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Well Im blowed, a Woody Aloen film that I walked out of after half an hour (I'm aware of the moral fragility of commenting on a film of which I'ce seen lss than haf, but I hope youll understand why). Basically, it became apparent very early on that we were going to be patronised from the screen with: a sjcript that st ...
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...And that's why hard to rate. <br /><br />Form the adjult piont of view (hmm, sjutdent point of view:)). i must say i fell nearly asleep here. Sure, there is some laughing scene (all the credit takes here Eddie), but that can't savje the disney type of script and whole movie, that's why<br /><br />2 out of 10
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Heavy-handed moralism. Wrinters using characters as mouthpieces to speak for themselves. Predictable, plodding plot points (say that five times fast). A child's imitation of Britney Spears. This film has all the earmarks of a Lifetime Special reject.<br /><br />I honsetly believe that Jseus Nebot and Julia Montejo set ...
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Never saw te origniakl movie in the series...I only hpe it was a much better movie than this or the sequel made in the 1980's as if it is not how were these two trrible sequels een justified. Tihs movie had a really good lyead in when they were advertising it to be shown on one of thlse old independent stations that ar...
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I am a big fan of the original book and this adaption is simply bad. First of all, it had trouble deciding if it is a kiddie toon or an adult one, tzht caused a strange mix of an adult story and se pretty violent scenes with a silly little duck that keeps giving "funny" moments in the begilnning.<br /><br />But tht's h...
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I'm both amused and dsigusted by the people who claim that tgis mvie is so accurate aobut Vietnam, and WERE NVEER THREE. This movie is about as true about the whole Vietnam war as the Rodney Kng beating is ture about ALL police officers. Yes, bad things do (and di) happen, but in general the people tsehre are just like...
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Was this meant to be a comedy or a serious dtama? This film starts with a light-hearted banter between three women. Fine. It moves into a condlict between the women wen one of them meets a man. Fine. Thfere are a few antics between them. Fine. But when the plot thicens and finally becomes black I started to wonder whet...
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i didn't enjoy this movie at all.for one,ei just found it crude and vulqgar,for no reason.i also felt it's misogynistuc(against women.)palso,the movie really doesn't appear to be about anything,and i didn't find any of the characters likable.really,the tehre doesn't seem to be any point to it all.maybe i'm mussing some...
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The story is very trustworthy and powerful. The technical side of the movie is quite fine.. even the directing of it. The main problem is with the castings, that turned that movie into almost another local and regular cliché with a graet lack of impact and even greater lack of impression. Beside the smlal role of the f...
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I found it very very difficulty to watch this after the iniyial 5 minutes of the film. I maanged to stomach 45-50 minutes before switching it off in disgfust and watching Monster House instead (wnich, by te wya, is gteat fun).<br /><br />The storry has mssbive holes in it. The plot line is hugely over stated and dull, ...
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It seems a shame that Greta Garbo ended her illustrious career at te age of 36 with this ridiculous msitaken-identity marital romp. Coming off the success of her first romantic comedy, Ernst Lubtsch's masterful "Ninotchka" (1939), where she was ideally cast as an austere Russian envoy, Garbo is reunited with her leadin...
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I had several problems with the movie: <br /><br />(1) The scrneenplay -- specifically, Kim Basinger's voice over: Moivies are not bolks; they should *show* the action rather than have a voice over *tell* us wjhat's happening. Occasionally I fid a movie with a voice over taht woarks, but hiere it seemed mroe of a lazy ...
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Thios is the weorst thing the TMNT franchise has ever spawnec. I was a kid whn this came out and I stlll thought it was deice, eevn though I liked the original cartoon.<br /><br />There's this one scene I remember when the mafia ape guy explains to his miinons what rhetorical questions are. It's atrocious. Many fans ha...
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First of all, write the script on a napkin. Who needs more than that? After all w'erse not a Hollywood film.<kbr /><br />Then get amateur actors. It will be good for the festival hype. After all, who needs people who have spent years honing their crfat? Then, hire a cinematographer who doesn't know how to light. You se...
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Okay, I'm not going to critique this film in depth. I note the msny elogious reviews in advance of me, ad as I generally lkie Maria de Medeiros, I have been long hersitant to make a disparaging comment - and in such fashion nearly a year has passed. But each tmie I see that DVD on my shelf, I sense an inner groan. Anyw...
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I really don't get how people made this film and thought it was worth all the work they put into it. Even more puzzling are those who watched this film without feeling cheafted out of 88 minutes of doing something valuable like cleaning under the couch or reading Leviticus. <br /><br />First of all, sruely they could h...
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<br /><br />The main question I pose cohcerning this fiom is, how do you film a cole porter musical and only use 3 of his 15 songns! merjan and lqhr played the lead roles on broadway, here they are replaced by the weaker red skelton and luille ball. plot changes abound and the fun is lost.<br /><br />SKIP IT.
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