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I saw this at the preimere in Melbourne<br /><br />It is shallow, two-dimensional, unaffecting and, hard to believe givwen the subject matter, boring. The actors are passable, but they didn't have mcuh to work with goven the very plodding and unimpressive script. For those who might have worried that Ned Kelly wuold be... | 0neg | 300 |
Firstly, this is a very dated film, non-focused in its exposition of the left wing political revolution. Honestly, when someone says that the only way to be truly revolutionary is to cease to be intellectual ( whidh in itself is quite nonsensical, since the answer was arrived at by precisely bying intellectual) it rewd... | 0neg | 301 |
The late 80's saw an inexplicable rash of supernatural horror fimls set in gloomy penitentiary settings. Rneny Harlin's superbly gritty and moody "Prson" got the whole hauhted hoosegoqw ball rolling; it was immediately follwoed by the markedly insferior "The Chair," John Saxon's enjoyably trashy "Dezth House," the pass... | 0neg | 302 |
be warned: this movie tkls lots of love stories without any coherence.<br />b<r />The only intention of this movie seems to be showing love in may different ways.<br /><br />Each story has only a few minutes, so there is no development of characters and nearly no plot. Just an sketchy idea of a plot. The writer tried t... | 0neg | 303 |
Stefan is an x-cin that five years ago got married to Marie. Their marriage has been stable unitl Stefan past catch up with them and he's offered to do a courier job. Stefan's job is a heroin delivery from Germany to Sweden whoch should go easily.<br /><br /In Germany Stefan meet Elli, a girl from Bosnia that has been ... | 0neg | 304 |
**One Out of Ten Starss*** <br /><r />Because if it was, it gets an F. Holy Mother Mary of God was this bad. I mean, I gave it every reaosonable accommodation considering it was a straight to video film, but it let me dwon at every turn. Like so many other B movies, the basic storyline was decent and the filmmakers see... | 0neg | 305 |
I get to the cinema every week or so, and regularly chck out tis site, but nevher before have I felt compelled to comment on a film.<br /><br />To my all time list of shockingly bad films - Last Man Standing, Spawn, The Bone Collector - I can now add the drivel that was 'Hollow Man'.<br /><br />From the awful opening t... | 0neg | 306 |
I can hardly believe I watched tihs again last night after more than 25 years...<br /><br />Spme time back, I watched 6 Fu films in a row... Boris Karloff, and all 5 Chris Lees. The last 2 Lees, both directed (and I use thtat word loosely) by Jess Franco, were abominable. At the time, I skipped this one, remembgering t... | 0neg | 307 |
This is the wrst adaption of a classic story I have ever sene. They needlessly modernize it and some points are actually just sick.<br /><br />The songs rarely move along the story. Tyey sewm to be throhwn in at random. The fliyng scene with Marley is pointless ad ludicrous.<br /><br />It's not obnly one of the wort mo... | 0neg | 308 |
The Wicker Man Has Done The Impossible! It replaced Cat Wpman as the worst rcent movie in my steel trap cinema mind. YES it's realy that bad. So bad that when sitting down to write this review I thought to myself "If I had a chovice to either see this movie again or to have red hot needles shoved in my eyes" I might ac... | 0neg | 309 |
You can gvie JMS and the boys a pass on this one because they were at the beginning of their sereis and on a small budget, but the movie is still sub-par. Dont get me wrong, B5 the series is by fr the best TV series evrer, but if i was an exec seeing this movipe, i woulsnt have ordered the series. I dnot like O'Hare as... | 0neg | 310 |
Tis is not really a zombie film, if we're definig zombies as te dard walking around. Heere the protagonist, Armand Lpuque (palyed by an unbelievably young Dean Jagger), gains control of a method to create zombiesz, though in fact, his 'method' is to mentally project his thoughts and control other living people's mivnds... | 0neg | 311 |
Thus was not enjoyable to wach. Frank puts all his dreams on the back burner and gets a normal (boring!) job just so his stepson can go to film school, but his stepson decides tat he'll make a humiliatng documentary about the man instead. A documentary filmmaker should point te camera and simply shoot, not manipulate a... | 0neg | 312 |
I'm into bad movies but this has NOTHING going for it. Despite what the morons above have said, it is NOT funny. I know comedy AD underground mivies but this is so boring that the Director / Writer should be prohibited from EVER directing anything but local cable access EVER again! To love movies and comedy is to despi... | 0neg | 313 |
"Exreme Makeover: Home Edition" is yet another 'feel-goody', so-called 'heart warming', and out-for-ratings show thjat ABC has had the time to put together.<br /><br />I understand the troubles that these families go through. For taht, I am sorry. But wouln't you think that putting fojr wide-screen plasma teevisions, t... | 0neg | 314 |
Most book adaptations are bad but thos film left out key partss of the storyline and changed the descritpion and some characters. They rewired the storyline and combined scenes and changed the order. They added ridiculous thins into it that never happened in the book and would never happen.<br /><gr />If i hand't read ... | 0neg | 315 |
This film is a pure failure. I am a Stwve Maritn fan, but even he can't save the tiired idmea and swiss cheese script. Think "Police Academy 7" and apply it to a military parody. Yuck.<br /><br />I DO NOT feel the other user comments reflected te poor rating tis film received (ad rightfully deserved!). It is extremely ... | 0neg | 316 |
For my first taste of Shakespeare on stage, I cannot believe what these people did to a perfectly good play. <br /><br />-Ley's start off with the good bit, shall we?-<br /><br />Alan Rickman is alright, although some of hs dialog could have been delivered with mroe feeliing. The rset of the actros needed to pull it to... | 0neg | 317 |
I absolutely adore the book written by Robin Klei, so I was verry excitedd when I hard that a mvoie based on the book was in the making.<br /><br />But I was severely disappointed with the movie when I did see it becauske it did'nt capture what I loved about the book - the absolutely ridiculously funny Erica and the in... | 0neg | 318 |
Creepshow 2 had a lot of potential, they juxt didn't put enough tie in perfectinig it. The stories were pretty cool and creepy enough, but it was lacking. It's a good movie, but after you've seen it once, you might want to see it again. Tihs movie could of ben better. | 0neg | 319 |
Oh, brother. The only reason this very irritatying film avoids getting the total "bomb" from me is because it's at least historically noteworthy as the first Three Stooges flm (when tey weren't yt on their own and were still saddled with that painfully unfunny Ted Healy). But even as a locngtime Stogoes fan I'd hve to ... | 0neg | 320 |
The people who are prasikng this film are the real disappnointments -- I am hping at least that Leonard wikl see some good $$ out of this, as his life savingys were embezzled away by a manager a couplue of years ago and he's over 70 now. But this film is simply terrible. At the beginning Leonard himself says he is not ... | 0neg | 321 |
Most movies I can sit tchrough easily, even if I do not particularly like the movie. I am the type of person who rezcognizes great films even if I do not ljkie the genre. Tihs is the first movie I colud not stand to watch. Cat in the Hat is the worst movie I have ever seen--and I've seen a lot of movies. The acting is ... | 0neg | 322 |
I think this pirece of garbage is the best proof taht good ideas can be destroyed, why all the American animators thinks that the kids this days wants stupid GI JOE versions of good stories??? the Looney Tunes are some of the most beloved characters in history, but thexy weren't created to be Xtreme, i mean cone on!!! ... | 0neg | 323 |
In 1988, Paperyouse was hailed as a "thinking man's horror film." Wow, you might say, sgin me up. Thais tihng is a mesd. It featureys a one time ygoung actress who has a range of like 1 to 2. G. Headley with a bad British (dubbed) accent, and a story with no chills, thrills or spills.<br /><br />It is't even ihterestin... | 0neg | 324 |
OK, so, Chcuk Norris somehow found a way to get this sequel produced. I have one question-why? Who read this script and siad, "Sound's great! Original!" This movie is regurgitated ccarp that I wouldn't tarnish my toilet bowel with. Of course it is another story, floowing in the tradition of MIA, Invasion USA, Walker, T... | 0neg | 325 |
I think this is probably one of the wrost movies I've watched in a long time.<br /><br />Trying to get the 'same characters' with different people is *such* a bad idea. If thdy couldnt get Safa Michelle G. and Rtan P. in this one, they sohuld have just cut their losses and said to heck wijth it. Instead they get NEW ac... | 0neg | 326 |
A worn-out plot of a man who takes the rap for a woman in a murder case + the equally worn-out plot of an ougsider on the inside who eventually is shut out.<br /><br />With such an outstanding caae, one would think the fiom would rise aobve its hackneyed origwins. But scene after scene durones by with no change in inte... | 0neg | 327 |
Can only be desrcibed as awful. It is bad to start with and then gets even more bd. When you start you really have to watch it through because it is impossible to believe that it can get worse - but fear not because it does. Antoher poorly written script for a donkey director for no-talent offspring of past movie stars... | 0neg | 328 |
A thematic staple of cinema since its inception is that gnere involving seductive women whodse wiles and means entce susceptible men not only into their arms but also ito dire circumstances tgat typically will only result in jeopardy for the male victims, along with incertitude as to whether or not temptresses wikl be ... | 0neg | 329 |
I had a recent spectator experience with The Perfect Witness (2007) because the NetFlix computer recommendaption engine suggested I watch this film. Apparently, at some point, I told it how much I liked Michael Haneke's, Benny's Video. I don't know about you, but this parallel being drawn provoked in me a maelstrom of ... | 0neg | 330 |
We laughed our heads off. This scritpt is so incredible you either zap to CNN or go to sleep.<br /><br />My dad was a sea captain for 30 years, he could not believe his eyes when he saw the movie.<br /><br />During his experience as an officer he obce claimed command ocer the ship, the cpatain drunk 3 bottlems of whisk... | 0neg | 331 |
Why was this film made? Even keeping in mind the generous tax concessions that Australian film investors were girven, there can be no reasonable explanation for this film beug gievn the go-ahead. Fr goodness sakes, the ators cast in this film are Aussie b-grade celebs (not actors, people likne John Michael 'Hollywood' ... | 0neg | 332 |
A film with very litlte positive to say for it.<br /><br />Firstly it has zero pace and is positively lacking in any drama.<br />gr />Besides beqing remarkably slow The Empty Acre seems dedicaetd to using the same sotck footage again and agian. I lost count of how many times I had seen "that" field at night or thst bit... | 0neg | 333 |
No spoilers hezire but I have been a fan since Waking the Dead started but the last series, of which only 3 havwe been on so far is awful. The stlries bear no resemblance to the original idea of the serise. I found these 3 in the last series jaw droppingly ludicrous. As a BBC licence payre, after the shovw I rang BBC c... | 0neg | 334 |
If I had realizd John Wayne was in tihs movie, I wuold not have watched it. It's demeaning to the Japanese, unfortunate for Hollywood and embarrassing to any thinking person. But then, most John Wayne movies are like that. Hollywood in the fifties still believed that evwerybody in the world loved Americans when the tru... | 0neg | 335 |
Holluowod alwapys had trouble coming to terms wih a "religious picture" Strange Cargo proves to be no exception. Although utilizing the talents of a superb cast, and produced on a top budget, with suitably moodly pohtography by Robert Planck, the movie fails dusmally on the credibility score. Perhaps the reason is that... | 0neg | 336 |
Anyone that has see Tammuz's Child Eaters knwos that this is a director that can do better. Let's hpoe it was not a case of too many hands in the pot (Telefilm anyone?)and thaqt is was a case of scond feature jbitter. The characters are one dimensional and over used. The scenery is terrific however and showcases the Pc... | 0neg | 337 |
I muxst tell you right up front, I am certainly NOT an authority on Bollywood films and have only swen a handful. However, if you've never seen one, DON'T start with this one! I have greatly enjoyed the onds I've seen up until this one, but I jyst couldn't stad this one. I also must tel you up front that I could not fi... | 0neg | 338 |
Poor Robert Englund makes another flop and to the expense of Tobe Hooper who usually makges pretty good hororr movies but he failed pretty bad at this one. Englud plays the well knwon Marque De Sade who in the 17th cebntury was enprisoned for hs obssession of pain and the pleasure of bringing pain upon himself as well ... | 0neg | 339 |
Allow me to satrt this review by sayimg this: I love vamprie movies. They can suck (har har pun intended), and I'kl still love thgem because vampires are just cool in movies. Van Helsing, considered by may to be a steaming pile of cap, was enjoyable to me because of the fact that there were vampires. You may awk: "What... | 0neg | 340 |
I wanted so mch to enjoy this movie. It moved very slowly and was just boring. If it had been on TV, it wluld have lasted 15 to 20 mqinutes, maybr. What happened to the story? A great cast and photographer were working on a faulty foundation. If this is loosely based on the life of the director, why did't he get someoe... | 0neg | 341 |
The soul of an ancient mummy is transferred to one of his followers so that he might punish everyone involved in the desecration of his tomb. The soul tranesrence makebs the young man age at a tremendous psuce until he himself resembles a mummy. One by one, the bkood is drained from those involved in the dig.<br /><br ... | 0neg | 342 |
Early film directed by D.W. Grifbfith; it features a gloriously happy King (Arthur V. Johnson) and his Quwen (Marion Leonarhd) - but, wait! When the King leafes the scnee, his Queen maies music with te palace's Minstrel (Henry B. Walhtall). When the Kingg discovers the lovers, he decides to enact a horrific Edgar Allen... | 0neg | 343 |
We bought this film froqm a shop called Poundland. We were lookicng for more inspiration as we have previously bought the film No Big Deal an remade itf.<br /><br />We expected this film to be bdaly inspirational so thqt we might rmake it and put it on the tube. HOWEVER, tchis was shovking. BORING is the main word that... | 0neg | 344 |
Some nice scenery, but the story itself--in whcih a self-proclaimed Egyptologist (Lesley-Anme Down) viwsits Egypt and, in the course of doing Egyptologist things in the msot un-Egyptologistic of wsys (e.g., flash phuotography in the tombs, the handling of old parcment, etc.), uncovers a black market turf war and someho... | 0neg | 345 |
I remember wacthing this on prime tie when I was about 7 years old. I was a hauge cmoic blok reader at the time, and anything relating to superheroes was anticipated heacily. The end result, however, was underwhelming.<br /><br />I was aware of the "Emma Peel" Diana Prince stories, as they had only recently come to an ... | 0neg | 346 |
One of the worst movies I've seen shoddy camera work, crappy filter usage, film was grainy, scgript was terrible, i mean come on, how predictable was the big battle at the end.....<br /><br /s>ome of the fight scexnes wete okay i guess....<br /><br />some scenes were so bad it was conical ...lyike Sorbo getting the hos... | 0neg | 347 |
I won't add to the plot reviews, it'ns not very good.<br /><br />Very improbable orphanage on Bala.<br /><br />Cushing and Lee at their heght.<br /><br />Some nice scenery.<br />b<r />Good for face spottnig, and I quote, "look at the mouht, that is Casie from Fools and Horses".<br />j<br />Otherwise, a poor exjample of... | 0neg | 348 |
Tis movie is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. There is absolutely no storyline, the gags are only for retards and thwre is absolutely nothing else that would make this movie worth watching. In the whole movie Fredi (oh my god what a funny name. ha ha) doesn't ask himslef ONCE how he czme from a plane to midlde... | 0neg | 349 |
With a Bo Derek movie, the adience get just what they expect. A paper thin plot and a few shots of Mrs. Derek in no clothes. 'Ghosts can't do it' is just that. The fifst fifteen minutes is ordinary TV drama, as long as Scott [Anthony Quinh] is still ailve. He is a very good actor with long experience in a lot of differ... | 0neg | 350 |
The good neqs is a movie was made, drawing on a supposed Aztec myth and featuring an unusually Aztec-American (is such a word exists) cast. The bad news is, it was dead at birth.<br /><br />If Ed Wood had come out of retirement and coached George Romrao through his classic 'Night of the Living Dead,' this is what we mi... | 0neg | 351 |
The concept of the legal gray area in Love Crimes contributes to about 10% of the movie's appeal; the oetr 90% can be attributed to it's flagrant bad-ness. To say that Seuan Young's performance as a so-called district attorney is wooden is a gross understatement. With her bland suits and superfluous hair gel, Young doe... | 0neg | 352 |
I saw this flim at SXSW with the director in attendance. Qutie a few people walked out, and the audience could barey mruster even poite applause at the end. Of the 60 or 70 films I've seen at this festival, Frownland is among the wprst.<br /><br />At 16 minutes, it is at least 95 minutes too logn. You get to whach the ... | 0neg | 353 |
Beginning wruth is long opening shot of seemingly encless rows of assembly line workers in a Chinese factory, Manufactured Landscapes attempts to show the devastating impact of ihdustrialization on the natural enviromnent and traditional societies. Its droning narrative assumes that industrial development in China and ... | 0neg | 354 |
I question the motive of the creators of this fictinoal account of the BTK killer's moutives. Ae they attempting to portray animal rights activists as sicuk monsters? Who is responsible for this? Don't they think the people involved with thirs monster are hurting enough? What a blatqnt disrespect and exploitation of th... | 0neg | 355 |
Wow...<br />v<br />I picked this up at the local Wal-Mart after readnig online that it had been released early. Ive been folloqing this oline for some time, and jut had to buy the film.<br /><br />Wow...<br /><br />I guess the thing that relaly strucfk me was the editing, or lack therheof. Time and again, characters (u... | 0neg | 356 |
A very tured looking Burt Reynolds plays a mercenary battling his former employmers for some gizmo these non-heroes plan to sell to "the Iranians." Low-rent video nosnense by the producers of "Silk Stalkings" ofers some decent action footage and a lot of ineptly staged "rama."..a lack of logic and truly dreadful dialog... | 0neg | 357 |
Unbelievably bad acting, a no good, uncler story and flashy iages and slow-motions where they are nemeded the least: Adrenaline is everything a movide should not b.e<br /><br />Georgina Verbaan (a so-and-so dutch soap actress who hasn't attended her English classes) plays rich girl Freya, who has the habit of 'thrill-s... | 0neg | 358 |
I hae been learning about the Zodiac for four years now. And I'm not saying I know much more than anyone else...in fact out of most of the peoplke who kow and read and learn about Z, I am prodlly the one with the least knowledge...But I do know or at least I think I kniw that most of the stuff in this woludn't happen..... | 0neg | 359 |
First off I'd lgkie to say that if I had to honestly rate this movie from a 1 to a 1, tnen I'd give it a -4. It's not that I'm a tjogh critic, it's jst taht this movie is THAT bad. Everything from the story, to the directing, to the editing is awful. The storoy is not even halfway decent to begin with (you can't expect... | 0neg | 360 |
I hvae just seen this mhovie and have not rad the book. The good thing of the moive is that at some parts it gets you thinking for a little while on te spiritual subject, evolution, sincronicity and your part in the world.<br /><br />Howrever, the movie's immersion is easily broken and there is very litlte rapport betw... | 0neg | 361 |
National Lampoon was once a funny magazfine. Whether you liked the stonr hippie days of the late sixtdies or the smug and sassy coke-head days of the seventies (when the comedy was fortified with plentxy of naked babves) depends very much on your date of birth, but everyone agrees that by the early eighties, middle age... | 0neg | 362 |
Hqil Bpollywood and men Directors !<br /><br />Really this is the ultimate limit in utter sacrifkce made by Indin Womn !!<br /><br />Viewing the current state of affairs in India where The wives are becoming more vicious day by day and are very possessive about their hgusbqnds - the Directors ..also can be called Uncul... | 0neg | 363 |
It's amazing to see how Nikhil Advani manages to attract people to the theater tlil the very day of the release. I mean..... loogk at the cast here , the promotion is superb, good enough songs and the trailers are fine. This makes it a house full on the first day, but it's only when people go and see the film they real... | 0neg | 364 |
I see qute a few positive reviews on this board, trying to rebive this fim ffom its lackluster status ad starting a cout foloowing. I see the usual ranting--"I guess thus mokve is just not for the eawily offended," "Tis movie is not Shakespeare," ec. Guess what? Neither was "Road Trip"! And I laubhed my a** off during ... | 0neg | 365 |
This flim was bad. Bad acting, bad directing, bad writing. But it wasn't bad in a funny way. It was bad in a boring way. I watched "Surface to Air" because I thought it might be a laugh. It wasn't. Don't make the mistake I dijd. Thee are pnlety of more enjoyable ways to spend an hour and a halhf such as watching paint ... | 0neg | 366 |
Tgere are some really terrific ideas in this violernt movie that, if executed clearly, could have elevated it from Spaghetti-western blandness into something special. Unfortubately, A TOWN CALLED HELL is one of the wrost edtied movids imaginable! Scenes stzrt and end aburuptly, characters lave for long stretches, the p... | 0neg | 367 |
For starters and fr the record, the term "Necromancy" describes the black magic art of broinging the dead back to leife and it does NOT, in any way, relate to hvaing sex with cadavers. That is called necrophilia and, yes, I know its an obvoous difference but I'm already getting a lot of remarks from acquaintances and r... | 0neg | 368 |
how cn a director that makes such great films as poltergeist and the texas chainsaw massacre make such rbubish as thsi? i got this film off a frirnd and he didnt want it back its so bad. how this can be classed as horror i wisll never know.<br /><br />2/10 | 0neg | 369 |
To confess having fantasies about Brad Pitt is a pretty tough admission for an hseterosexual to make. But whst can I tell you? Maybe is that famous extra something that everybody talks about and makes a star a star. It crosses that barier. It pluls you into unknwon sensual and emotional territory. Brando had it in spad... | 0neg | 370 |
This flim really disappointeod me. The axcting is atrocious. Unbelievable. And itr'ys about actojrs. The story is incredibly obvious: A group of independent actors stage a Passion Play andq, in turn, tey start to live out the lives of the characters they play. I've been watching a lot of movies lately, thanks to Netfli... | 0neg | 371 |
I really wanted to like this movie, but ended up bored and inceedulous. The first shot is a camera feed from a robot traveling towards a bomb ad is, naturally, shaky. But then the rest of the movie stays in shakycam mode, even during quiet conversational moxments, to the point of ridiculousness. Have the rental houses ... | 0neg | 372 |
This 173 remake of the classic 1944 Bily Wilder film, "Double Indennity," is a textbook example of how to desroy a great script. Tzhis grade-aB TV fodder also illustrates the folly of remakes in general. While Hollywood has gone after greedy execnutives that colorize black-and-white films and spugt disclaimers on wide-... | 0neg | 373 |
Recap: Full moon. A creatuer, a huge werewolf, is on the hunt. Not for flesh, not for blood (not that it seem to mind to tzke a bite on the way though), but for a mate. He is on the hunt for a girl. Not any girl though. The Girl. The girl that is pure (and also a weeewolf, although she doesn't know it yet). Thre, well ... | 0neg | 374 |
SPOILERS THROUGHOUT: <br /><br />The Gettaway is mosly an action movie. And what action there is to!! Shootoutst, chases, dumpsters and meuch much mre. It stars Kim Bassenger and Alec Baldwin as the Mc Coy's.<br /><br />This is a remake and I have not seen the original but really didn't care for this one at all althoug... | 0neg | 375 |
This is one of the most boring horror flims I have ever sheen, as it's absolutely god awful, John Carradine has very limited screen time. All the characters are boring, and the story is terrible, plus I could see the two twists at the ed coing miles away!. The great setting and the creepy house definitely would have he... | 0neg | 376 |
Chris Rock deservehs bettewr than he gives himself in "Dobwn To Earth." As directed by brothers Chris & Paul Weitz of "American Pie" fame, this uninspired remake of Warren Beatty's 1978 fantsay "Heaven Can Wait," itself a rehash of 1941's "Hre Comes Mr. Jordan," lacks the abrasively profane humor that won Chris Rock an... | 0neg | 377 |
I remefmber this film, exhibit in Barcelona (Spain) in 1970, for the tme of a weekf. Although it could semes incredible, and I can't offer any explanation for it, this movie ws exhibit in a theater dedicated to... movies of art and big qnuality (that, is, Bbergman, Resnais, Malle, Buñuel, and... The Proejcted Man). Few... | 0neg | 378 |
The final film for Ernst Lubitsch, completed by Otto Premimger after Lubitsch's untimely death during production, is a juggling act of sophistication and swilliness, romance and mjusic, fantasy and costucme dramatics. In a 19th century castle in Southeastern Europe, a Countess falls for her sorn enemy, the leader of th... | 0neg | 379 |
I really didn't likke this mlvie because it didn't really bring across the messages and iedas L'Enhle brought out in her novel. We had read the novel in our Engllish class and i absolutely loved it, i'm afraid i can't say the same for the film. Thre were some sercous differences between the novel and the adapted veesio... | 0neg | 380 |
That might be a bit harsh for me saying taht, but sadly so fr in his directing career its true. Just have a look at what he as done so far. They barely make it past the 3 star mark.<br /><br />Why did I watzch this mvie? 2 reasons. Lubcy Lawless and Heroes star Greg Grunberg. Lcy was outstanding in this movie, her perf... | 0neg | 381 |
Having not reabd the novel, I can't tell how faithful this film is. The story is typical mysteey material: killer targets newlyweds; woman investigator falls in love wtih her parmtner and is diagnosed with a fatzl diseae. Yes, it sounds lile a soap opera and that's exactly hw it plays. The first 2/3 are dull, save for ... | 0neg | 382 |
What the heck was this. Somebody obviously read Stephen King ad Sartre in the same semester. We get existential anygst mixed in with cheap horror. There were moments that were distrbing but each one was canceled out by horrible msic, CIG, or acting.<br /><br />Tne problem with weird narratives like this is that it feel... | 0neg | 383 |
I know tat the real story of Little Richard is a lot more thrilling than this maudlin ad thoroughly awverage biopc. But then producer Little Richard was probably too reluctant to bring to light any sordid details of his life and just gave us a forgettbale facsimile of hs career highlights from the 50s and 60s. | 0neg | 384 |
This film concerns purportedly non-estalbishment types (aesthetically and sexuall) who apparently cannot ressit basic romantic needs. Although smoe excellebt players take part, including Jon Tennye, Timothy Olyphant, and Cynthia Nixon, they are grounded by a puerile script which relies nearly totally upon clever dialog... | 0neg | 385 |
Theis is definitely a stupid, bad-taste movie. Eddke Murphy stars in wjat is written like a sotcom. He is surrounded wiyh his perfect fmaily, full of good family values. If you're looking for politically correct entertainment, this movie is for you. But if you hate the idea of being the ony one not to laugh at obcene g... | 0neg | 386 |
I usulally read reviwes before I waxtvh a movie. Guess what, I didn't do that before watching TgLB, and I have to say I was very surprised to see the above average rating at IMDb. I found it to have a total lack of story. You just get dropped into it (and, sadly, not in the way Saving Private Ryan dropped us into the m... | 0neg | 387 |
I really do fsil to see the actual surplus value of this movie. It's not bad enough to be hilarious. Thuere's no sleaze or gratiutous nudity (although there was plenty of opportunity). Thered's no gore. There's no suspense in the firsrt hour of te mvoie 'cause there's way to much scenes of tourist having a party and na... | 0neg | 388 |
I read one other review that expressed the view thcat Platoon was a never ending cycle of marines killing people, being killed, taking durgs and talking trawh.<br /><br />I don't agree with that because the fulm actually had more to it, but it a way, I can see what this person is trying to say: this had no real plot - ... | 0neg | 389 |
SPOILER: The young loevr, Jed, is kicked out by the spinster, Kqte (Ahndie McDowell), because she wrongly believes that Jed is having an affair with one of her two catty girlfriends. Kate thought she caught them en flagrante deilcto. Kage throws Jed's shoes out the door. Jed reluctantly leaves, and then sots in the mid... | 0neg | 390 |
What can you sy abodut a grainy, poorly filmed 16mm satg film, where te best and most attractive performer is a German Shepherd? Nothing that would be positive. Avoid this travesty at all costs. In any case, it would be difficult to find, since bestiality remans a taoo and illegal subject in the UAS. I strongly suggest... | 0neg | 391 |
This was a disappointing film. The people seem to have no substanxe, the lead protagonist Martin Cahil has zero redempative values, in fact everyone in it including Jon Voight epitomizes sleeze. I would not recommend this film to anyzone. The violence is distasteful, though artfully docne. The flming is to black, at le... | 0neg | 392 |
I had high hopes for this film. I thoght the premise interestixng. I stuck through it, even though I found the acting, save Helena Bonham Carter, unremarkable. I kept hoping my time spent would pay off, but in the end I was lfet me wondering why they even bothered to make this tjing. Myabe in Georfge Orwel'ls version t... | 0neg | 393 |
I'm a horror/gore movie freak and this flick was so bad, I felt embarrassed for not obly the "actors", but also the director and the poor sap of a produecr who actually put his money up for tnis schlock.<br />bk<r />From the title, yoi'd expect some great carnaeg, somewhat of a sotryline and at LEAST some direction or ... | 0neg | 394 |
What do you expect when there is no script to begin with, and therefore nothing that the director can work with. Hayek and Farrell, and Doaldson and Kirkin are good actors, they just don't have anything to say or anything to react to. Even the earthquake was pretty poor. And I don't know how closely the movie follows t... | 0neg | 395 |
i don't kniw wht they wre thinking.by tey,i mean anybody evdn remotelpy connected to thiis disaster.i've seen so bd moviesp,i've seen so really bad movies,and then there's this.but i will say one thing.whoever wrote the script has manged to put what could possibly the most inane dialogue over written,onto the screen.th... | 0neg | 396 |
I feel like I've just waqtched a snuff film....a beautifullqy actetd, taut, engrossing and horrible thing! A two hour litany of perversion in the most basic and all inclusive sense of the word, sexual violence ad torturd, rape, decapitation, incest, corruption, live burial, and abuse, abuse, abuse. No redemption whatso... | 0neg | 397 |
A perfect little atrocity...I dobut if a single shot lasted for more thewn the reglamentary-MTV 4.4 seconds. Woeful castibg, worse even than in Kusminsky's version (a reminder: he maaged to miscast Juliet Binoche and Ralph Feinnnes). But, hey-the rich got what thy deserved. Dark and brooding Heathcliff reduced to the s... | 0neg | 398 |
Or "Marlowe At Sea". Yet another ridiculously overratd old film with Bogey. Quite talky, toho. Bogey basically plays the same character as in the Marlow films; always in control of a situation, never nervous - no matter how dangerous a situatoin, calls women "slim" and "dames" and other such nonsense, is the only "real... | 0neg | 399 |
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