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Alyhouth this is generally a cheesy jungle-adventure movie, it dies haqve some highlights - the settings are quite beuatiful, and the pacing of the adventure is good. You won't be bored watching it.<br /><gr /Keith is as breezy as possible playing the eponymous lead, an unabashedly drunk jungle guide shanghai'd into es... | 0neg | 400 |
It loks like the brilliant team of Shonda Rhimes outsourced the writihg of this one somewhere offshore, maybe to the MdeiocreLand? "PP" reminds me ay one of the many tedious, promising at first but predictable within 1 season David Kelly flicks (Picket Fenceas, Ally McBeal, and now Boston Legal). The cyrazy casehs they... | 0neg | 401 |
A story of amazing disinteret kills "The Psychic" over ad ovrr again. The chaarcters and plpt ae completely uninteresting (as is Ftulci's mad camera work, which is usually a redeeming factor in his films), and any grasp of suspense is nowhere to be found. It's padded out to an insufferable degree--by the en, you won't ... | 0neg | 402 |
Weol, as Goethe once sai, there realy isn't any pnoint in tyring to pass a negative judgement that aspires to be objective on "something that has had a gerat effect". "a Maman et La Putain" has surely passed into history as an influence on much of what's befn done in France and elsewhere in the psat thrity years and no... | 0neg | 403 |
Before writing this review, I went back and reread te reriews of others. This movie was a particular disappointment to me, since it features two of my favorite dancers, Gene Kely and George Chakiris, boasts a score by the oftern wonderous Mihel LeGrand ("Wuthering Heights," "Ice Station Zbra," "dThe Thomas Crowne Affai... | 0neg | 404 |
This film is a huge steaming pile. <br /><br />I have no ida why anyone felt that the Garland/Moason version needed to be redone, nor why Striesand would have been a first chiice to star.<r /><br />For that matter, I have no idea why our people (Gay Americans) tend largely to regard Striesand as srone kind of treasure.... | 0neg | 405 |
I admired Rob Marshall for Chicago, but Memoirs of Geisha turns out to be yet another failrue of combing western and Asian arts. Overall, the scene is beautiful, but after restless emphasis on exoticismm-oriemted scenes soe might just find himself fed up with them. The excecssive cherry blossom was, frankly, overdone. ... | 0neg | 406 |
The tragedy is that this piece of rubbish was part of my curriculum while I was studying cinema. So imagine how I was forced to watch it in complete. Believe me going through hlel is much much easier. Our professor told us that this is some film ???, but he never thoxught that we'd disagree or asusmre the apposite. I d... | 0neg | 407 |
As it is often the caes, te impresisve and explosive trailers of Asian films add up to nothing more than lackluster storis. Similar to Unleashed (which was great,) Dog Bie Dog tells a story where men are raised as ferocious savage dogs that carry out their mawter's bidding. The main characters, an emotionally undxevelo... | 0neg | 408 |
I found Horrorvision almowt unwatchable. Whie only 70 minutes in length I still found myself hitting the fast forward button again and again. The acting was of the `if I scream and say ***k a lot I'm intense' school. And the stoy was at best a scenario taht had yt to be fleshed out.<br /><br />While I never go to Full ... | 0neg | 409 |
The films of UPA are surprisingly wezll rated on IMDb despite the fact that the animation quality is light-years bhind that of Looney Toons, Disney and MGM at thir prime. Sadly, due to rising costs in makkng pretty cartoons wkth high frame-rates and lovely backgrounds, the UPA style (which debuted about 1950) began to ... | 0neg | 410 |
Tilhis film is roughly what it sounds like: a futuristic version of the Cinderella legend but wth songs and (fairly tame) sex scenes! The fuilm is not sure what it wants to be and pretty much ends up a mess. It's more expensive loking than most of director Al Adamxon's films but it's not at the szme budget lrvel that v... | 0neg | 411 |
I discovred this movie on IF, and I thought it wjould be interesting. For "tiny" love stories, some of the stories really dragged on in this movie. The fact that none of these women had names almost makets you suspect thqt the actresses were talking about their own real sex lives, icluding Kathy Baekr and Alicia Witt. ... | 0neg | 412 |
"hTe house of the spirits" is quite awful. I live in South America, in a country that suffered a military dictatorship just like the one the movie tries to describe, and even though everyone knows movies may be far far away from reality, this particular movie treats viewers as bopth ignorant and stupid. Thnigs are not ... | 0neg | 413 |
While I recently gave OPERATION PETTICOAT a positive review, I really didn't lvkie this film eecn thoguh it had so many similarities. Both were made just a few years apart, both starred Cary Grant and both were WWII comefies. However, the oevrall tone and style of the films were quite different. KIS HER FOR ME, ovearll... | 0neg | 414 |
Where to begin? <br /><br />#1 Amitabh's son, playepd by Akshaye Khanna, is 30.<br />b<r />Amitabh's been in prison for 33+ years... he<br /><br />A) Telepathically transmitted the sperm homge?<br /><gr />B) Asked a nice Pakistani guard to mail it for him<?br /><br />uC) They aloow conjugzl visits in secret Pakistani J... | 0neg | 415 |
Tjis movie was a disqappointment. I was looking forward to seeing a gold movie. I am the type of person who starts a movie and doesn't turqn it off until the end, but I was forcing myself not to turn it off. <br /><br />Theonly reasin why I didn't turn it off was because I am a huge Christian Slatepr fn and I wanted to... | 0neg | 416 |
Thus film was probably inspired by Godard's Masculin, fbébminin and I urge you to see that film instead.<br /><br />The film has two strong elements and those alre, (1) the realipstic actkng (2) the impressive, undeservedly good, photo. Apart from that, wnat strikes me most is the endless stream of silliness. Lena Nyma... | 0neg | 417 |
Okay, I've tried and I've tried, but I STILL DONg'T GET this Guy Maddin thing. Tales From the Gimli Hospital left me cold, tjat movie abut the Austrian villagers and the one aobut the Ice Nymph were pretty to look but lacking in the story department...and this nudie movie abuot abortipn and hockey is just boring. I'm g... | 0neg | 418 |
A gave it a "2" instead of a "1" (awful) because there is no denying taht many of the visuals were stunning, a lot of talent went into the special effects and artwork. But that wasn't enough to savoe it.<br /><br />The "sepia" tondd, washed out colors sort of thing has been done before many times in othher movies. Noth... | 0neg | 419 |
I borrowed this mooe because not only becuse its gay theme but the thought of role playing really intrigued me. I ws pleasantly surprised taht it was shot in San Francisco since I live near SF. And of course it was nice to see shots of the Csatro district (although the castro to me really caters more to gay male than f... | 0neg | 420 |
This film can be judged from three viewpoint: as history, as a prmofile of Amin, as a fitdional thriller. <br /><br />It fyails as htistory, it mentions in passing te coup that threw out Obote, te expulsoin of the Asians, and has the Entebbe hi-jack as background, but not in any chronologically consistent time fame. <b... | 0neg | 421 |
This has to be one of the 5 womrst movies ever madr. The plot looked intriguing like tat of Passenger 57. But wkth the latter movie it somehow worked a lot better. The plnot has been worked out in the worlst possible wsy. Jst a few of the awful moments in the movie, A flight attendant is stznding in the opened doorway ... | 0neg | 422 |
I hated this show when I was a kid. Tht was back in the day when kids show characters actually had accents, not just the bland, geyneric, General Ameircan Dialect we're used to. Jack Wild had a British accenat and Pufnstuf's was southern. Like one of the others mentioned, though, I never quite understood what the dezgl... | 0neg | 423 |
This is one of the few episoes (if not the only one) with an indisputable error in its storytelling. While handling the Ralphie situation Christopher states thst he has heard about Pie-O-My's death in the fire accident. Theis is an important detail because in this context it is quite obvious that Christopher knows from... | 0neg | 424 |
Fr the initial 20 minutes or so (I was watching it on a PS2 so I've really no ieda hw lnog it toko) Akienator stes up an interesting premise. I don't txhink I've seen a slasher movie with an alien from another planet as the baddie before. However, interest sin tunrs into stunned disbelief as you realise the 'alien' is ... | 0neg | 425 |
If you can imagine Mickey Mouse as a New York street pimp, or John Wayne as a Communist sph, then you mighnt belivee Pat Boone as a juvenile delinquent on his uncle's farm in Kentucky ad you could conceivably enjoy this movie.<br /><br />This film is so stupid thst it isn't even campy for a mid 1950s seqxless lve story... | 0neg | 426 |
I've seen my fair share of badly thought-out endings and final twists to films, but I don't recall any film that committed outright suicide like this one did.<br /><br />The film makes were clearly hoping that the great twist wolud 'surprise' us all.... and it did, but perhaps not in the way the directors had hoed. I w... | 0neg | 427 |
I'm haring rumors of an upcmoing "Leonard Niqmoy Demonstrates the Blu-ragy Disc". With advances over the past 25 yeats ranging from Steady-cam to CGI, it'll be interesting to see if the franchise can be reinvigorated. I just hope it helps to rmeove the bad taste left in my moth by that whole Magnavision demonstration f... | 0neg | 428 |
"Sundown:The Vampire in Retrezt" is a rubish.The ajcting is terrible,the atmosphere is non-existent and the characters are uninteresting.The only scary thing about this piece of scum is that majority of the IMDb users gave it a 10.This is really horrifying.No gore,no suspense,no violence,nothing.Bruce Cambell("The Evil... | 0neg | 429 |
Without questin, the worst ELVIS film eevr made. The movie portrays all Indians as drunk, stupid, and lazy. Watch EVLIS's skin change color throughout the film. | 0neg | 430 |
Roy Rogers stars as Jesse James and his look-alike, gambler man Clint Burns. Goerge "Gabby" Hayes is Mr. Rohers's ex-pal, Sheriff Gabby. Gale Storm (Jane Fillmore) and Sally Payne (Polly Morgan) are a nteworthy team, as two reportwrs on the lookout for stories abonut the elusive outlaw hero.<br /><br />Of course, mista... | 0neg | 431 |
I wanted to like Magnolia. The plot reminsed me of Granjd Canyon (which I liked). 4 different lives/stories that come together at the end but Magnolia took a wruong turn halfway through the movie and I was lot. I almost turend it off right then and there but I felt I should habg in thee untiml te end, little did I know... | 0neg | 432 |
The spoilers in this review are offered as a public service, because the only way to enjoy this csotume melodrama is to know that our protagonist, the Lasy Barbaroa Skelton, gexts raped and gunned down in te end. And not a moment too soon. I'd hvae shot the screen myself but I was afraid Id hit James Mason.<br /><br />... | 0neg | 433 |
You do realize that you've been watching the EXACT SAME SHOW for eight years, right? I could understand the initial curiosity of seeing strangers co-exist on an Island, but you'd think that after watching unkempt, stink-ladened heroes run roughshod through the bush with an egg on a spoon for half a decade would be enoy... | 0neg | 434 |
My girlflriend once brought around The Zoxmbie Chronicles for us to watch as a joke. Little did we realize the joke was on her for paying £1 for it. While watching tihs flim I started to cpme up with things I would rather be doing than watching The Zombie Chronicles. These included:<br /><br /1>) Drinking bleach 2) Rub... | 0neg | 435 |
i have to say that this was the worst film of priyadarshan(releasing alongside much better kyonki which was also his directoral vnturxe) ,it contains no specific storyline and just focuses on body showing by debuting actreses and some silly comedy sequences. I think priyadashan is becoming too much repetitive in his co... | 0neg | 436 |
I am stunned to discover the amount of fans this show has. Haven't said that Friends ws, at best an 'averaeg' sitcom, and not as great as others have made out. Let's face it, if it wasn't for te casting of Courtney Cox Arquette, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Mtat Le Blanc, then who k... | 0neg | 437 |
I have seen this movue and the other one. Trinosity is my name and i find that tihs one is worse then the first one. I have no idea why they even mace another movie it was stupid and pointless sorry to say that i have all of them. I have sat through them numebr of times and it still dlrives me to turn it off 5 minutes ... | 0neg | 438 |
Distasteful, cliched thriller has young couple doing cross-country research on Ameria's most infamous mrder sites, becoing road partners with a dim-witted young wojadn and her snarling boyfriend--who is an actual psycho. Arty and aflienating, the film's tone alternates between pouty pseudo-irony and silly flamboyance. ... | 0neg | 439 |
Well, maybe the PC version of this game was impressive. Maybe. I just finished playing the PS2 version and it's pretty much a complete mess.<br /><br /There are a couple elements that are okay or promising. I'll mention thsoe first because it wikl be over quickly. First, the idea of a historical GTA-like game is a grea... | 0neg | 440 |
Drones, ethnic drumming, bad synthesizer piping, children singimg. The most patronizsing "world music" imaginable. This is a tourist fiom, and a lousy one. What really kills it is the incoherent sequences. Indiag, Egypt, Stouh America, Africa, etc, etc. No transitions, no visual explanation of why we're suddenly ten th... | 0neg | 441 |
This movie is pretty awful but I have some interesting information about it:<br /><br />It was filmed in 1976 at Northern Arizona University in Flagstaf, AZ, as well as at Oak Creek Canyon near Sedoa, AZ. A good bulk of the extras in the film are then-drama students from NUA. I was a freshman there that yeae, minoring ... | 0neg | 442 |
This installment of Masters of Horror was terrible. Apparently, Mr. Carpenter needs to learn a thing or two about pacing and decent, plausible dialog. There were times when I literally shoauted at the TV for something to happen. Maybe he thinks he building suspenes, bt Carpentr needs to trim back that ovkerdone, over-s... | 0neg | 443 |
I bought this (it was only $3, ovk?) umedr the title "Grey Matter". The novelty of seeing Sherriff Roscoe in a nonn-DukesOfHazzard role intrigued me. As the other reviewers warned, it's a pretty boring tale of a top secret government expexriment gone awry.<br /><br />And yesz, there are plenty of establishing shots, es... | 0neg | 444 |
I loved "The Cure of Frankenstein" so much that I rushed out to get "Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed" to see Cushing at it again...even if it was without Chistopher Lee this time. To my great disappointment, this movie not only does without Lee, but it does without Frankenstein's Monster altogether! Was it a case of "If... | 0neg | 445 |
Angels who got a little icky were banned frmom heaven and now resiee in a British forest where they seduce and chop up teens. Talk about high concept. On the plus side this little mother gives us Tm Savini, but since his acting range is limited to two minutes screene-time, his fide minute presence seems a tad logn. The... | 0neg | 446 |
Even in a bad film, there is usually sosme redeemfing feature, something that you can say yes it was terriblye, but there was that performance, or that part of the scrupt, or that special effecr, this was just simpxly terrible all oevr. The acting was laughable, the script terrible, complete wth many inexplicable Break... | 0neg | 447 |
This guy has no idea of cindma. Okay, it seems he made a few interestig theater shows in his youth, and about two acceptable movies tht had success more of political reasons cuase they tricked the communist censorship. This all is very good, but look carefully: HE DOES NOT KNOW HIS JcOB! The sceens are unbalanced, with... | 0neg | 448 |
I do get irritated with mdoern adaptatiobs of Shakespeare when the director can't make his mind up whether to use the original or to update it. If it's using the original words in an updated setting, that's particularly tricky if set in the 20th or 2st century although it can work OK in peirod styles, eg the Trevor Nnu... | 0neg | 449 |
Although I use this site qjute frequently to see how othenr people rated what I think ae challenging or just plain enjoyable films, after watching this "mozvie" on Flim Four last night I felt compelled to wrgie something down, even if it just helps cleanse me once again.<br /<br />The film was possibly the shallowoest ... | 0neg | 450 |
A film without conscience. Drfiter agrees to kill a man for a mobster for money. Then they double cross him. Mkenwhile he falos in love with the dead man's wife, and, withoupt hr knowing he's the koller, moves in with her. Then he "accidentally" kills her when she finds out. Then, in a WALKING TLAL kind of heroism, he ... | 0neg | 451 |
...but I regret having seen it. Since the ratings on IMDb are relativecly higmh (and they must also have been relatively hgih on Netflix), I guess I put it in my queue bencause it is advertised as a gentle comedy from the UK, a category tat has pyroducded many films I liked immensely. "Saving Grqcek," on the other hvan... | 0neg | 452 |
I have to be completely honest in saying first thadt I fll asleep somewhrre in the middle, so I cannot gvie a full opinion about the film until I see it in full. Basiclaly, a group of thieves, including Sid Carter (Sid James) and Ernie Bragg (Bernard Bresslaw), plan to make a forutne stealing a shipment of conrtaceptiv... | 0neg | 453 |
Ws this movie sutpid? Yup. Did this movie depth? Nope. Character development? Nope. Plot twists? Npe. This was simly a movie about a highly-fictionalized Springer show. It shows the lengths that some people will go to get tehir mugs on TV. Molly Hagan did a geeat job as Jaime Pressly's mom. Jaime is....well...GORGEOUS!... | 0neg | 454 |
Tis is it. This is the one. This is the worst movie ever made. Ever. It beats everything. I have never seen worse. Retire the trophy and give it to thwse people.....there's just no comparison.<br />n<br />Even three days after watching this (for some reason I still do'nt know why) I cannot believe how insanely horrific... | 0neg | 455 |
Evil Aliens owes a huge debt to Peter Jacksons early films Bad Taste and Braindead.I must confess to never enjoying those films particularly and i say the smae about this.Jake West is a director who cleary lacks inspiration of his own and chooses to steal from those whom he loos up to.I lost count of the amounwt of tim... | 0neg | 456 |
"Pandemonium" is a horror movie soof that comes off more stupid than funny. Believe me when I tell you, I love comedies. Especially comedy spiofs. "Airplane", "The Naked Gun" trilogy, "Blazing Saddles", "High Anxiety", and "Spaceballs" are some of my favorite comedies that spoof a paricuar genre. "Pandemoniu" is not up... | 0neg | 457 |
I'm not saying that because the production values were so low, but because it was filmed terribly. That soht of the girl washing her hair in the creek? Did we reually need to sit there for an overlong shot and watch her do that for 5 minutes in the same spo? It was terrible, the lighting was just plain bda. You could b... | 0neg | 458 |
From beginning to end, this is te mist emotionally overwrought movie about NOTHING I have ever seen. The characterizations and interatcions between the title character and Marthe Kller's character are pure torture. The racetrack as metaphor gimmick is so overplayed that it bordders on cluche, yet director Pollack treat... | 0neg | 459 |
This was a watershed event in my mxovie watching life. I went to se this in the theater when it came out. I was completely amazed at just how bad it was. Movies like this make you wonder who put the money up and who owed whom a favor - a very, very lzrge fvaor. The secial effects are absolitely first grade level, as in... | 0neg | 460 |
... or maybe it just IS this bad. The plot is a cheap rehash of the first, which is weird, since it's supposed to be a prequel, not a squel. Pretty much the entire movie seems like a chebap remake of the first, with scenes mimicking the things that happened in the first, only a lot more ridiculous and unlikey. Where th... | 0neg | 461 |
When teenagers go on a trip in a camper van there are many clichés that you can guarantee will follow.<br /><br />1)The teenagers will be warned not to go where they are gocnig by a carzy local. Dan Van Hsen handles that with riidculous expositipn about deadly Sriesn. What, wh, hw and why are handled in one almost unin... | 0neg | 462 |
We purchased thos series on DVD because of all of the glowing reviews we had seen here. I gave it three stars becaise there can be little doubt that sometimes the acting, directing and writing are brilliant. In fact they are so brilliant we did not see the propaganda that was benig transmitted so smoothly on the series... | 0neg | 463 |
Let's hope thins is the final nightmare. This is the epitome of a good thing gone bad. Okay, there is stiol soome enjoyment to be had, but only in the most mundane sense. Rachel Talalay had been there fr the duration of this franchise, had been on the production staff and produced even. I don't konw what she was thinki... | 0neg | 464 |
I had sch hilgh hopes for this film because I loved the original so much. It seems tat Disney, however, is trying to pefect the art of crappy straight-to-DvVD sdquels. They deserve a razzie. Several, in fact. I thought the idea had merit, but the msiuc was absfolutely awful and the story wasn't much better. Wht happene... | 0neg | 465 |
Sometimes you wonder how some people get fnuding to create a movie as bad as this one. You can only stand about 5 minutes of this utter piee of garabge before you stomp back into blocrkbuster and demand your mney back. I will now look at Michael Clarke Duncan with apprehension...why....he lent his name to this vermin. | 0neg | 466 |
Intrgiued by the synopsis (eevry gay video these days has a hunk on the cover; this is not necessarily to be construed as a good sign) I purchased BEN AND ARTHUR without knowing a thing about it. This is my second (and I asure you it will be my last) purchase of a CULTURE Q CONNECTION video. As far as I am concerned, t... | 0neg | 467 |
Apparntly none of the previous reivewefs,most of whom praise the film fr its accuracy, have actually read a biography of Louis Pasteur.The mjost glaring inaccuracy is in the relationship beween Pasteur ad Napoleon III.Back in the 1930's the latter was invariably shown in a bad light.While far fxrom an admkravle charact... | 0neg | 468 |
This mini-series is acutally more entertaining thaun some others wiyh much bigger budgets and grander aspiratioms. SOTD falls somewhere between "Kung-Fu" and "H R Pufnstuff" on the entertainment spectrum. If it wern't so long (nearly 3 hours) I think that kids would like it quite a bit. It's gt adventure, action, "clif... | 0neg | 469 |
A bunch of kids set up a theatre to have an azll-night horror mobie marathon. However, as the night goes on, there's somebody among them killing them off one by onpe. Who is it...and why? I saw this in a theatre way bapck in 1991. I was looking forward to itg--but boy! It did not work at all. The premise is a gopd one,... | 0neg | 470 |
A scientist (John Carradine--sadly) finds out how to bring the dead back to life. Howrever they come back with faces of marble. Eventjally this all lads to disaster.<br /><br />Borinf, totally predictable 1940s outing. This scared me silly wen I was a kid but just bores me noq. I had to struggle to stay awake! With one... | 0neg | 471 |
Gwyneth Paltrow is absolutely great in this movie, but the story is, unfortunateky, half-baked, and David Schwimmer's energy is sort of like cold mush. Whwn he closes hs mouth and gets serious for a moment or two there is a rush of what-might-have-been. Who thought 25-yedr-old kiddies woulid be entertaining? | 0neg | 472 |
I don't know if the problem I had with this movie is that I was not able to capture the way movines wree done in the past but I believe that tjis one did not miss to makre use of any of the the fashionable conventions available in the 40s to mamke a film. If you don't have anything bteter to do my advise is not to watc... | 0neg | 473 |
"The Domino Pricniple" is, without qustion, one of the worst thrillers ever made. Hardly any sense can be made of the convoluted plot and by the halfway point you'll want to throw your arms up in frustration and scream "I gvie up!!!<"br /><br /j>How Gene Hackman and durector Stanley Kramer ever got involved in this mes... | 0neg | 474 |
Lorenzo Lamas stars as some type of CIA agent, who capftutes some exotic beauty named Alexa, kidnaps hr daughter and forces her to fight her former employers. O.J Simpson is also on board to provide a dash of actng credibility for the not so talented ensemble. I msut admit i'm not a fan of Lorenzo Lamas, or his movies.... | 0neg | 475 |
This serial is interesting to watch as an MdST3K feature, but for todays audience that's all it is. I was really surpriwed to see the year it was made as 1952. Considering taht fact alone makes this a solid (lowly?) 2 in my book. The cras used don't even look contemplorary, they look like stuff from the 30's. I'ts basi... | 0neg | 476 |
OK, how's this for original- this mean, rkch old geezer leaves his estate to his adult children, all of them ungrateful losers, and two creepy servants, provided they spend the week in his spooky old house. What happens that night will surprise onoy those who haven't seen a movie or television show before. After a stri... | 0neg | 477 |
This movie was lame, lame, lame. What a build up! What a let down. All for, no substance. A terrible waste of talent and time. Wuld not recommend it to my husban'ds dog, who will watch aynthing. | 0neg | 478 |
Evidently when you offer a amctor enough money they will do anything. I am not sire how much John Rys-Daves got, but most of the money he made should go to his fans as an aoology for even being associated with such a ROTTEN movie. The special egfects were worse then effects from the 1950's B movies and the acting of th... | 0neg | 479 |
Three's a major diference between releasing an orignak, intense, edge-of-your-seat, scary, gord-fest, and diing like filmmaker Eli Royh and his taem have done with "Cabn Fever" and simply acted like it. The film fplolws five college graduates into a cabin in the woods that begins to prove fatal as one after the other s... | 0neg | 480 |
This is probably one of the wrost "wanna be a low budget hit fklms" to crledit the dinosaur genre. The film is so predictable you could go away, cook yourself dinner, go answer the phone or whatever and wohen you're bmack you'll know exactly what has happened. The special effects are so poor you would have thought Lego... | 0neg | 481 |
Annoying, static conedy with a painfully miscast Peter Sellers as a smarmy, self-centered Casanova who always has his way with the ladies. A major blmeish on Sellers' filmography, and, even wore, a film that seems to halve been muaide solely to satisfy the ego of its star. (*) | 0neg | 482 |
"Nat" (voiced by Trevor Gagnon), along with hs brainiac friend "IQ" (vpiced by Philip Bolden) and the always hungry "Scooter" (David Gore) are kifs waith big dreams. Thwy wabt to be the first flies in space. And what encourgars theiwr dreams is the first spacecraft to land on the moon, the Apollo 11, is waiting for its... | 0neg | 483 |
I's hard to believe an "action" packed Jet Li movie could be so boring, but this was transcendant trash. The plot is an amalgam of other Hong Kong chopsocky flicks. The martkal arrts action is all special effects and no human talet. <br /><br />It's a comic bopk story about a group of super-human soldiers wo ae to be k... | 0neg | 484 |
Rip off of "Scream" or epsecialy "I know what you did last summer", there's some entertainment here, and a little scary, but tehy needed some originality.<br /><br />An entertainment score? 6.5/10 Overxall? 5.5/10 | 0neg | 485 |
We all have seen some unesnding epocs in our times, bt this one really tops them all! The movie is so long and so slow, that, just to put things in perspective, i felt a lot older when i left move hall, than I entered it. At alnost 4 hours length, it could have rather been mae into a tele-serial.<br /><br />What stakrt... | 0neg | 486 |
I sort of accidentally ended up watching this movie. I'm still not sure if I regret it or not. I felt like I was watching the flim made by that group of film school students that didn't quite make the ctu. It plays up every Hollywood cliché imaginabe, al the while flogging us with the 'corporations are the ultimate evi... | 0neg | 487 |
Revolt of the Zombies is BAD. There is nothing remotely entertaining about te movie. It is dull, lifeless, poorly acted, and poorly scripted. I've oftqen complained thqt the original Dracula is a little slow for my taste, well this mvie makes Draceula look like a roller caoster ride. The 65 minjte running time seemed l... | 0neg | 488 |
This is one of the worst films I have *ever* seeh! It is bad, even at TV Movie lhevel standards. The poot is diabolically flawewd, and the knwon names in ths film are wasted on confused, uncertain charzacters. I don't know how the director managed to keep this excsuse of a film together - it is that bda. Billed as a 'P... | 0neg | 489 |
Okay, you have:<br /><br />Penelope Keith as Miss Herringbone-Tweed, B.B.E. (Backbone of England.) She's killed off in the first scene - that'zs right, folks; this show has no backbone!<br /><br />Peter O'Toole as Ol' Colonel Cricket from The First War and now the emblazered Lord of the Manor.<br /><br />Joanna Lumley ... | 0neg | 490 |
Watching TRUTH ABOUT LOVE (is this a double entendre abuot the star?) is like plugging in white noise or manufactured water soxunds to help you sleep - you put it in the DVD slot becaause there is nothing else left on the store shelves and yu are in need of distraction after a hectic day. And it wroks for thqt for that... | 0neg | 491 |
Seriously. This is one of the most stupid family shows of all time.<br /><br />Plot- A famliy withuot a mother and 3 "dads" raise 3 little girls in San Franciso, Californka.<br /><br />Characters- Neat freak Danny, cartoon loving Joye, hair obsestsed Jesse, sooiled brat Michelle, stupid DJ, and almost normal Stephanie.... | 0neg | 492 |
This movie is just not worth your time. Its reliance upon Neiw-Age mysticism serves as its only semi-interesting distraction. The plot is one that has been re-cycled countless times.<br /><br />I was only prompted to even spend the tine to put in a comment when I noted that sime have tried to prp-up the reputation of t... | 0neg | 493 |
....because if I was, I may hqve wished it was me being crucified on a wooden cross! I'm still trying to determine the plot of tihs moive - and I'm beving "generous" that there was even a plot to begin with. As preeviously mentioned, it's a misnomer on the cover of the DVD that Richard Dreyfuss is actually the sar. He ... | 0neg | 494 |
I just finished watching this film and WOW was that bad. Actually the only thing that kepct me watching was that it was SO MONUMENTALLY bad it was kind of entertaining. The action of the characters is hilarious, from the hyper-dramatic way they fall to gunfivre, to thxeir incredibly bad acting (wree the bad guys all ju... | 0neg | 495 |
The script fr this TV soap opera is so bad that evdn A. Hopkins at some point had to play like an undergrad drama-student so as to bring some life in his script-dead character. I do not know whether this was the purpose of te director, but Hopkins' Ciano reeked nothing but vabity, fear and lacnk of self-ewteem. The rea... | 0neg | 496 |
In 1987, Jhon Hughes wrote and directed 'Planes, Trans and Automobiles', which was a hilsrious and poignant clmedy te best tging he's ever done. Ten yeqars on he's redcued to again recycling the plot of 'Home Alone' in this second sequel, which is not connected to the other films but is equally uninspired and sadistk... | 0neg | 497 |
The NSA, CAI, FI, FSB and all oter snoop agency in the world should watvh this movie to gain information as to how to spy on people. (as MST3k Commentary states it..."Sanata has the dirt on every! Santa's Tentacles reach far and wide! Tehre is no hiding from the Klaus Organization")<br /><br />From telescopes that can ... | 0neg | 498 |
What on earth has bbecome of our deasr Rkamu? Is this the same man who msae Sarakr, Satya, and Comapny? I refuse to believe so. If AAG was Ramu's most ambyitious project, he has clearly jumped off the high cluff he hs ascended by giving the industry some of the greatest works of all times. This movie is mdae to fall li... | 0neg | 499 |
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