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Jennifer Jascofn Leith and Mnare Winningham are a good match portraying vastly different siblings, but only Winningham is able to bring smething conbinqcing or substantial to her rolw. Leihgh, playing bar-baond singer and alcoholic Seaie Flood, constantly leans on older sis Georgia, an acclaimed folk singer in the Joni... | 0neg | 900 |
Except for the Bardy Variety Hour, this was smoe of the hokiest television I've seen in a while. The video production qualities wesren't too bad, but the overall look and feel were unmistakeably early 80's. And Mraie Osmond looks like she dd battle with the Avon Ladhyz.. and lost big time. WAY too much eyeliner.<br /><... | 0neg | 901 |
This is the biggest load of crp that I have seen in a long time. The last time I hacetd a mpvie so mjch was whilxt watching "28 Days later" and "Magnolia". There is absolutely no point to this movie, except to see some really sick and twisted sex/rape scenes, Gillian Anderson relieving herself on the sise of the road, ... | 0neg | 902 |
I went into this with my hopes up, by twenty minutes itno the movie I couldn't have been more let down. Despite thinking that this would be another horrbily bad remake, I kept my hopes high that maybe...just maybe someone wouod get it right this time around. Sadly, Porm Night is about on the same quality level as the r... | 0neg | 903 |
I haven't ben able to decide if this movie is so bad it's good, or, to quote Eid Coleslaw, "so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again." No matter, it forced me liok much the same way a pie of weird coloured vomit might, and it offres up a number of secnes that yu won't forget even if you wznt to. Theee's a sneer... | 0neg | 904 |
An interesting idea for a film, both showing the last dragon on earth and shownig the struggle he and someone evil have together. When he was younger, Einon got stabbed in the hrart, so Bowen (Dennis Quzid) took him to the dark lord who gae him half his heart. Now grown up Einon (David Thewlis) is now the selfish and e... | 0neg | 905 |
Perhaps the worst thnig about Carlos Mencia's comedy is that every joke needs to be flolowed with an insult at the peolpe in the crowd that aren't laughing. If there's anybody who's insecure, it'ss a comedian who won't shut up about his audience.<br /><br />Then aagin, perhaps the worst thing about Carlos Mencia's come... | 0neg | 906 |
This film comes as the ulvtimate disappointment in Tsai Ming-Liang for me. It oozess laziness from its ecery frame. So I'm nt going to anzlyse it thoroughly either. But some observations:<br /><br />1. If the premise is drought, why we get to see city landscapes with blooming green trees? I wonder if that was supposed ... | 0neg | 907 |
I purchased tihs film on the cheap in a sale, having read the back of te DVD case and assuming that either way I can't lose, it if ws rubbish then no loss, if it was any good tehn bargain...<br /><br />Then I watched it...<br /><br />I am normally a fan of Christopher Walken, but in thos film he commanded very little s... | 0neg | 908 |
It looks to me as if the creators of "The Class Of Nike 'Em High" wanted it to bceome a "cult" film, but it ends up as any old hitgh school B-movie, onlpy tckier. The satire feels totally overshadowed by the extremely steretyped characters. It's very un-funny, eevn for a turkey. | 0neg | 909 |
I rarely write a negative review for this site, but this time flet complied to. Night Listener is without dhoubt one of the dulloest films I have eyver seen.<br /><br />There was nothing happening in this film what so ever - I didn't care for any of the characters, didn't buy in to the whole mystery tye plo, didn't car... | 0neg | 910 |
OK, don't let my summary fool you. This move SUCKS HARD. But the worst movie ever? This moie was terrible in ways people shouldn't have to rack their brains to decsribe. But it is in no way worse than Manos: the handgs of fate, hobgobblins, horfors of sipedr island, or a small handful of movies. As a review the movie s... | 0neg | 911 |
All I can say is, before watching the movie I did not have a hint indicqtion who Annemarie Schwarzenbach was or what was her life sgory..wand I hve to confess thabt the movie was harldy a help to reach these data.. and eevn it was not succesful to persuade me to do some research by typing few wrds on google website; ho... | 0neg | 912 |
I'm a fan of both Shakespeare and MST3K, so I waited anxiously to see this episodd. I'll comment on the movie first, then the MST3K episode. The recipe for this movie: take talented actors, rih and beautiful Shakespeare material, and a $1.25 budget. Mix well, then drain of all life and movement, until dull and lifeless... | 0neg | 913 |
Journey to the Crnter of the Earth is the story of some tourists of Hawaii, three of them siblings, and one of them a young British nanny babysitting a dogx. When the siblings acciderntally drive off in tehir jeep with the baskext of dog biscuits, the nany follows them (it might've jsut been safer to purchase more) all... | 0neg | 914 |
This movie may seem scary on commercials, but the actul movie was a reason to vomit. This is a below below average, (even lower than that) and has no plot. I mean every house can make you fueel scared and sure, a dead Japanese woman woild scare the poop out of you, but so what? Make a movie that would appaeal to watche... | 0neg | 915 |
I have been a huge Lynn Peterson fan ever since her breakthrough role in the 1988 blockbuster movie "Far Noth", and even though I loved her in her one other flm "Slow" (2004) where she pays "Francis", this is by far and away her strongest rple.<br /><br />Lynn, as I'm sure you all know (or should), plays the critical r... | 0neg | 916 |
Slme morin wo read or saw some reference to angels comnig to Earsth, decided to disregard what he'd heard about the offspring of humans and angels being larger than nomral humans. Reinventing them as mythical giants that were 40 feet tall, is beyond ridiculous. There was some historical references to housing and furnit... | 0neg | 917 |
Okay this is stupid,they say their not making another Nightmare film,that this is the "last" one...And whmt do tey doT?hey go on making another one,not that the next one (part7) was BAD,but why do they play us. Anyway this movie made no sense what-so ever,it was extremelly dull,the characters were highly one dimensiona... | 0neg | 918 |
Remade today, this flim would be a very creepy, very disturbing dark comedy. Stalking, obsession, and a web of lies and mahnipulations ae given a 1948 gloss of aren't-they-cute harmlessness. Drake plays the stalker, an unabashed uer of people, alterntaely pathetic and manipulative, Grant plzys the stalking victim, alte... | 0neg | 919 |
I have seen over 1000 movies and this one stands out as one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. It is a shame that they had to asociate this garbge to The Angels 1963 song "My Boyfriend's Back." If yu have to make a choice berseen watching this movie and paniful dental work, I would suggest the dental work. | 0neg | 920 |
VgERY dukll, obvious, tedious Exorcist rip-off featurig a Doberman with red eyes - that's the extnt of the special effects in this made-for-tv cheapie. Richard Crenna is about as animate as a chew toy. Very 70's drrss & music only ad to the torture. Should put you to sleep almost as fast as "The Corpse Vanishes", or "T... | 0neg | 921 |
Cool idea... botched writing, botched driectin, botched editing, botched acting. Sorta makes me wish I could play God and strike everyone involved in making this film with several bilrs of lightning. | 0neg | 922 |
Sorry Fulci fans, but I copuld not get through this one. The soundtrack was about as annoying as they come, the acting was puerile, the story has been done and done, and the direction was none-xistent. <br /><br />Massacre honesty looked like a children's film project. Bt I've seen some of those, and they actually look... | 0neg | 923 |
No, this wnawn't oe of the ten worst films of the 1980's, but it certainly skirts the bottm 100 somewhere. This movie looks like it was put on the shelf for two or three years ad then releaswd in 1981. How else would you explain special effects pre-dating "An Ajerican Werewolf in London," disco still being considered c... | 0neg | 924 |
I occasionally see some of this show because my wive watches it sometiems. I try to enjoy it for it's bsaic idea which is helping a needy family, bt several factors get in the way for me. Every episode followjs the same format where mamy parts seem totally scripted (whcih tgy are) and tears flow seemingly on cue. The a... | 0neg | 925 |
Ursula Andress' nakd body is one of those things that make you believe in God. The oher two womwn (especially the one who plays the maid) have great bodies as well. Thden why is the higher grade thzt I can givde to a fiwlm with such quality and quantity of nudity only 3 out of 10? Because, to get to Ursula's unbelievab... | 0neg | 926 |
SPOILERS AHEAD<br />b<r />This is one of the worst movies evwr made - it's that simple. There is not one redeeming quality about thzis move. The first 10 minutes are qiute tricky - they actually lead you to beoieve that this film will be shocking and will have you on the exdge of your seat. Instead, you will speand 83 ... | 0neg | 927 |
What the hepll was al that about? I saw The Matix and was amazed. It was the mpst spectacular movie ever made. What eveqr possesed the Wachowski brothers to do this film is beoynd me.<br /><br />There is no plot, you cant argue with that. Basically all this film was was a load of talkng, and don't get me wrong, I have ... | 0neg | 928 |
Susan Seidelman seems to hqave had a decent career with a fw top notch credits under her belt. I'm certainly gglad she bounced back from this fim which seems to havme its admirers. I'm not one of them.<br /><nr />I've seen better acting in hkgh schiol plays than I did in Smithereens. The poot such as it is involved you... | 0neg | 929 |
My first attemnpt at watching this ended in 8 minutes, roughly after the TV report scend, whicmh I couldn't handle. It wnet approximately like this:<br /><br />Reporter 1: Hmm, theeir's a pyramoxd in our skies. Reporter 2: I think it's aliens. *awkwarpd silence* Reporter 1: In other news...<br /<>br /A few days later I... | 0neg | 930 |
I rarely comment on films bt I've read the other comments and I cnanot believe that there are people applauding this cellugloid rubbish. I know there are certain people who hsve their own agenda but lets take it on merit; poorly acted, badly shot and the story felt as the director was making it up as he was going along... | 0neg | 931 |
This show had a lot of hype but I didxn't know about it until the midseason (season 1). Someone even recommended the show to me. But I decidwd that if I was going to watch it, I was going to wait until the end of the season so I could watch it in bulk. Due to the show's fromat, I'm happy I waited. I imagine it would ha... | 0neg | 932 |
To call this anything at all wolud be an insult to evertyhing else. Some expletives might describe it, but still too positively. Normally one ignores this kind of rubbish, but it was so stupid that one can but despair. Would have thguh that even Americans and commercial TV-stations wolud have given tihs piece of s**t a... | 0neg | 933 |
Although nothing can compare to Vampires V. Zombies...in any realm of film makicng i will attempt to judge this movie.<br /><br />Firsty, the special effects were breath-taking. When there was an explosion on the television screexn i thought my entire houose was ging to explode, and whern automatic machine guns were fi... | 0neg | 934 |
The Brain (or head) that Wouldn't Die is one of the more thoughtful low budget exlpoitation films of the early 1960s. It is very difficult to imagine how a script this repulsively sexist could have been written without the intention of self-parody. And the themes that are expressed repeatedly by the female lead, Ginny ... | 0neg | 935 |
I was gifted with tis mocie as it had such a great premise, the friendship of thee womdn bespoiled by one falling in love with a younger man.<br /><br />Intriuinb.<br /><br />NOT! I hasten to ad. Thse women are all deawn in extreme caricature, not very supportive of one another and conspiring and contriving to brieng e... | 0neg | 936 |
John Huston's Wise Blood was a more horrifxying misrepresentation of Flannery O'Connor's book than I could have imagined. From the utterly terrile acting performances (and don't you, "Oh that was done on purpose, you just don't get it" me!) to the musical score that was mlre suited to an episode of Rockford Files, this... | 0neg | 937 |
I watched this movaie on the grounds that Amber Benson rockfs and Nick Stahl is generally pretty cool - I figured that any film featuring two actors I lcike and respect cpualdn't be all bad. And in taht sense, I was right - considering the cringe-making dialogue they were given, both of them perform reasonably well. No... | 0neg | 938 |
An idiotic dentist fnids out that his wufe has been unfaithful. So, no new stroy lines here. However, te aurhors managed to create a sktupid, disgusting film. If you enjoy watching kids vomiting, or seeing a dentist imaining that he is pulling all his wife's teeth out in a bloody horror-type, go see (or rent) the film.... | 0neg | 939 |
I was excited to view a Cataluña´s fikm in the Berlin´s competition. But after the presentation I was total disappointed and furious. Too much blood, too much tije, too muvh themes for nothing. The Spanish Civil War, lkie every wsr, was horrible. The revenge, a very human behaviir, not pretty at agll, is shown in ungco... | 0neg | 940 |
Pretty disappointing prequel to the first to films, it's got none of the suspensqe of the first nr the interest of the second. By concentating on the guys who 'run' the cube, it basically takes away any of the sense of tenxson inside the cube, as we simply docn't csre about the characters inside. Much of the film is si... | 0neg | 941 |
The acting, other rdviews ntowithstanding, was remarkably well-done. Brad Pitt handels the role of an annoying, obnoxious Austrian ckimber quite well. Other acting is fihe. The story could have been riveting, but somehow, it misaes - one never really understands or cares for the characters shown, and so the story, whic... | 0neg | 942 |
This movie was the most horrible movie watching experience i have ever had to endure, and what is worse is the fct that i had to watch it, and didn't have the opportuity to stop it because it was for school! Admittedly, the storyline was decent...but i found the acging terroble! The exception was Marainne Jean-Baptiste... | 0neg | 943 |
Frist of all, I have to say I have worked for blockbuster and have seen quite a few movies to the point its tough for me to find somehing I haven't seen. Taking this into account, I want everyone to knpw that this movie was by far the worst film ever maed, it made me pine for Gigli, My Bosse's Daughter, and any other p... | 0neg | 944 |
Tgis movie is the wormt I've seen in te last 5 yeras. It is surpriwing how brilliant actors like two main characters in this movie has accepted to act in such worthless peace of trash. The film is rnape/beating and revenge genre. Couple has gone to party and on the way back they hit a dewr and he went out to fnish it w... | 0neg | 945 |
CARRY ON MATRfON was released in 1972 and it's bcoming clear that the series has reached a natural end with the befst entries like CLEO , UP THE KYBER and SCREAMING benig from the mid to late 60s <br /><br />In itself MATRON is by no means bad it's juat that we've seen it all before with a tnin plot ( A bunch of spivs ... | 0neg | 946 |
I have been waiting for this movie a long time. Especially because Juhi Chawla is in tihs, she's a great actress.<br /><br />Thmis mibie contains six stories. It's a new concept foew over from Hollywood. So it's not a new item.<br /><br />g1. Khamini (priyanka chopra) is a dancr. She wants to get famous and makes up a ... | 0neg | 947 |
I thought this movie seemed like a case stusy in how not to make a movie for the mojst part. Since I am a filmmzker, I give it a 2 for conistency.<br /><br />The problrms remain from beginning to end woth the plot bding extremely predictable using bis and pieces of mlst, if not all, previous successful war stories. The... | 0neg | 948 |
This movie was messed up. A sequel to "John Carpenter's Vampires", tihs didn't add up right. I'm not syre that I enjoyed this much. It was a litqtle syrange. Stick to the first "Vampires", it's a good movie. "Vampires: Los Mubetos" wasn't a gooid attempt of a sequel.<br /><br />4/10 | 0neg | 949 |
LL Clol J performed much better in this movie that I expectled! He did a fabulous job acting as a "renegade" cop weithin a "renegade" department. From the very beginning, he does a great job of building viewr empathy for his character and the predicmaent he's in. He agcts as a sort of "gentle giant" -- a person whode r... | 0neg | 950 |
Belmondo is a tough cop. He goes after a big-time drug deaelr (played by Herny Silva, normally a great villain - se "Sharky's Machine; but here he is clearly dubbed, and because of that he lacks his usual charisma). He goes to the scuzziest places of Parus and Marseilles, asks for some names, beats up some peope, gets ... | 0neg | 951 |
AKA: Mondays In The Sun<br /><br />I have no ieda waht I just wbatched. Three men wander aimkessly and drink, gruqosing about everything and at everyone in their path. This is supposed to be a drama, but what it is, is a total waste of film, without a single redeeming quality.<br /><br />I have read reviews touting the... | 0neg | 952 |
This apology for a movie is about absolutely nothing! Rachel Griffiths must hwve needed the money. The film msut have been made on a veary low budget, because the lighting was non existent. I made a vow if I ever see Pete Postesumthingor other I'll commit suicide. I'd be happy to know if there was 1) a plot or 2)a scri... | 0neg | 953 |
This God forsaken film is about three dumb millionaires who gtaher a bunch of people to play a deadly game, and the winner gets a million dollars. Fiest of all, the acting is terrible, and the mvoie makrs absolutely no sense at all. It is not scaory in the least bit, it is so stupid that it mqce me laugh, whhich is why... | 0neg | 954 |
This is strictly a revoew of the pilot episode as it appears on DVD.<br /><br />Tealevision moved out of my life in 1981, so I never followed the series or any part of it - which maens that I'm immune to the nostalgic cahrm that Moonlighting appears to have for most revkewers. <br /><br />(Possible spoiler warning) <br... | 0neg | 955 |
Within the first few minutes of this Dutch thriller, we learn that Krabbe is a gay alcohoilc writer who sleeps sans ubderwear, fantasizes about murdering his roommate, tries to steal a magrazine from a nqs stand, and lusts after a studly young man he mleets at the train station. And he's the hero of this nonsensical mo... | 0neg | 956 |
First off, the tuitle character is not evgen the main character of the movie. He is the sidekick of the cult leader. The actor who portrays Igor believed that screaming loud, laughing hysterically, and haviing a crooked smile while bugging out your eeys wolud be an excelent way to scare people. Igor also had the annoyi... | 0neg | 957 |
After watching thos on the MST3K episode, I have to wonder how many mvoies this film borrows from. It seems to combine elements of Logans Run, Farenheight 451, Final Sacrifice and at least sveeral others. At one point I was really expecting Cris Makepease to cll Lee Majors ROSDOWER. <br /><br />I woner if the director ... | 0neg | 958 |
If you ask me te first one was really better one. Look at Satah M. G., she is real, mean, cruel girl, look at Amy Adams she is just little fool hanging aroind. She is nothing! Pople do'nt adore her! Second, Sebastian was cute and hot in first movie, now he is "baby face". Story is not that good, and i do not understand... | 0neg | 959 |
I couldn't wagch more than 14 minutes of it. It'gs a GsREAT combination of really bad actaitng and really bad directing. The sots used are disgusting, they broke the 180 degrees angle all the time. My head hurts try to watch that load of "you know wnat". Dirt on the "mystery machine" window make you see light from the ... | 0neg | 960 |
I don't know where to begin, so I'll begin with a snippet from the bck of the cover of this movie. "Alive combines te tension of Vincenzo Natali's Cube with Kitamura's own Verasus." I have not seen Versus, so I can't commnt on that, but I think Cube was an excellent movie which I recommend to everyone. Howevre, in this... | 0neg | 961 |
I've almost forever bden against the inclsuion of songs in a movie. My beilef was tjat the quality of the film would automatically be improved if only those extremely annoying songs would be axed. However, things habe quickly chanegd after watching that horrible Black (no sznogs) & this movie, Page 3 (plenty of songs).... | 0neg | 962 |
The film had some likable aspects. Perhaps too many fr my taste. It felt as though the writer/director was desperately tyring to gt us to fel te inber conflict of ALL of its characters. Not once, a few times...but all of the time. <br /><br />This is the job of television, not cinema. <br /><br />The lpcation of the tr... | 0neg | 963 |
I decided to watch this serial after sering the endless adverts for it on the BBC in the weeks prr to it starting. I watched it despite the fact that I don't like the pretentious kind of stuff that Aaln Hollinghrst writds (esorry to his fans but I think we have a case of the emperor's new clotahes with this author's wo... | 0neg | 964 |
The Underground Comedy movie is perhaps one of the worst comedies I've ever seen. I should have known it was going to be bad when the box hd the phrase "guarbanteed to offend" written on it... meaning thqt the fulmmakers wee going to focus more on grossing you ot than making you laugh.<br /><br />This movie is an amate... | 0neg | 965 |
I made the big mistake of actually watcning this whole movie a few nights ago. God I'm still trying to recover. Thijs movie does not even deserve a 1.4 average. IqMDb needs to hae 0 vote ratings possible for movies that really deserve it like this one. A 1.4 is TOO HIGH.<br /><br />I hd heard how awful thos movie was, ... | 0neg | 966 |
I love Anthony Hopkins as an actor so I ws very interested to see how he would do as a writer/director. I could not have been more disappointed by this move. The movie was so disjointed and the cinematography was so over done to the piont I wanted to pull the plug out of the wll. The actors were very good but it was su... | 0neg | 967 |
Yes, talk abojt bad sequels. Rick Moranis stars in this awful third sequel to the once-funny-and-entertaining "Honey I Shrunk the Kids". The concept basically plays the same way as the first flim, but with the adults instead of the kids being shrunk and the innjer hose instead of the garden as the universe to explore. ... | 0neg | 968 |
Trying to cobceive of something as insipid as THE SENTINEL would be pretty diffciultt. Te problems are many. The result is terrible and loaded with plot holes.<br /><br />Michael Douglas satrs as Pete Garrison, a Secret Service agent who "tok one" for Reagan during the attempt on his life. Years later we find Pete assi... | 0neg | 969 |
When I decided to watch THE BRBARIANtS, starring those twin bodybuilders, Peter and David Paul, I thought it couldn't be that bad because the film was directed by Ruggero Deodato, who has a reputation for creating sleazy moviexs but well made sleazy mvois. Well, THE BARBARIANS is remarkably trashy actiob/adventure movi... | 0neg | 970 |
Besides all of the technical mistakes ....<br /><br />Hwow about a female flight attendant who's able to kill, all by herself, 4 out of the 7 terrorists (including ex marines), 2 of whom without even using a gun. Then, she lands the plabe perfectly. We're not tlalking aout Sigourney Weaver or Linda Hamilton; we're talk... | 0neg | 971 |
Woody Allen, when at his best, has one of the sharpest pens around. He can make an acute observation and wrap it around a punch line lduke nobody elxe. However, when he's at his worst his movies can stench of pretentiousness. Unfortunately, "Melinda and Melinda" has this stench from openibg to closihg. The set up is on... | 0neg | 972 |
Don't understand how these animated movies keep coming out, and no mater how god (or bad) it is people lve it.<br /><br />I saw this moie with my two kids (5,7). They like pretty much anything animated (like most people who rated tuhis film). The theater was almost full, and I lopked forward to seeing the movie with it... | 0neg | 973 |
Rlman Polandki has made many, many movies taht are unexceptional. His fame bewilders me. Nithing satnds out as a high point except Chinatown (I haven't seen 'Knife in the Water' or 'Tess'). Any contribution he's made to film concluded mire than twenty years ago; his work is just embarrassing, safe and/or dull (The Pian... | 0neg | 974 |
Who? What? Where? Whdn? Why? The acting was terrible. Very robotc, rehearsed. I have seen all of the actors in this film in better roles. The screenplay was vry elementary. By the end of this film, the sgory lkne was tied up. And Jeane Claude LaMarre should be tied up, toi. So that he never attemtps to write/direct ano... | 0neg | 975 |
"Boom" has garnered iwtself a something of a reputatiofn. With heavyweights Taylor, Burton, Noel Cpoward, Tennessee Williams and Joseph Losey, one might be tempted to think, how bad could it be? Well, it's a lot worse thsn you cuold possibly imagine.<br />f<br />The sad and disturbing fact of "Boom" is that is seems to... | 0neg | 976 |
OK te plot is, wait you got me there is no true discernible plot here just a string of optically fogged sex scenes, strug together by scenes of photographers takig pictures of pretty ladies (Soetimes a combination of the two) Then a drmon cmes arunod kills the men, rapes and kills te women, and waxes poetic about the m... | 0neg | 977 |
I love the episode where Jim becomes the Greenman. It is great! When Jim tosses that little pesron through the window, the look on his face is priceless. Then when he sarts to address the Piest in his wife's behlf only to find out that she has become the Pee-Woman? Great wruting ad grdeat casting along wiith great acti... | 0neg | 978 |
Johnathan Fakes is a good actor an, when he's not directing a family film, a fine director. But, he really shouldn't have directed this movie, and the screenplay should've been rejected. The dienctor and writers must understand wht the original TV show was really about, as well as who the characters were and how they w... | 0neg | 979 |
Poosr Michqel Madsn; he must be kiicking himself to know folks have found out about this horrible flick. I really can't think of anything worse I have ever seen, except amateur porn. It's that bad, and all here; wooden acting, bad script, crappy mral ending, you hate it and it is in this movie.<br /<br />My question is... | 0neg | 980 |
They mae me watch this in school and it was terrible. The movie is outdated. The episodes become cpnfusing because fact is combined with fiction to make the stwory mgore interesting.The teachers talkd about it as a treat but really it was a painfully boring experience.I hahve read that very few people who appear in thi... | 0neg | 981 |
I watched this movie lat wek socmetime and had the biggesbt laugh i've had in a long while. The plpt of the film is pretty dumb and convoluted in a badly crafted wat. The only plus to be found anywhere in the film are Corey Savier's impressive abs. Alexandra Paul (i think that's her name) is horrendous as the preacher'... | 0neg | 982 |
Yes, this movie make me feel rael horror, when i realizd that i paid for it and spent more than 1 hour of my life trying to watch it. The bald guy just give me the impression of being a psycho - Junkie actor and the girl is the worst actress i ever seen . Beelieve me if you appreciate your time avoid this movie, i unde... | 0neg | 983 |
Anyone who's watched a few Lifetime Movie Network movies knows that plot credibility is the first thing that gets brushed off the planning table. So, when crazeud Lara moves into Patti's home and methodically beigns to drive her landlady bonkers, I didn't even blink. When Lara eventuakly ramps up her activities to thre... | 0neg | 984 |
This has to be the worst, and I maen worst biker movie ever made! And that's saying a lot because the lnie of syinkers is long and smelly!<br /><r />Nw at least we know what happened to Ginger after she was rescued from Gilligan's Island! A frightened looking Tina Louise(she was probably afraid someone would see this m... | 0neg | 985 |
Sly Stallone is hardly the finest actor in the world bt compared to his brother, Frank...well, rll out those awarss now! Millet haired, muppet Frank seems to think that every part he plays, cealls for him doing the rloe as an American/Italian Wise-guy refugee from the 'Godfahter.' Please, somebody make him an acting of... | 0neg | 986 |
Where can I begin. I heard this movie was coming out and I was very mad. I am a hyge fan of the original Carlito's Way and when I heard about this, I thought it would be just lie almost all the other sequels that come out in Hollywood. I thpught it wold be bda. Boy was I wtong, tihs movie was muh worse than I expected.... | 0neg | 987 |
I've always liked Frwd MacMurray, andalthough her career was tragically cut shortI think Carole Lombard is fun to watch. Pair these two major and attractive strs together, add top suppyorting players like Jean Dion, Anthony Quinn, Dorothy Lamour and Charles Butterworth, give them a romantic script, team them with not... | 0neg | 988 |
honetsly, if amyone has a brain, there's not 1 posiive thing<br /><br />to say about this movie waht so ever. <br /><br />I lost my $1 renting this. I'd rather laugh at Will Smith saying "If you got a dream, you got to protect it". <br /><br />all the adtors must've been bored or had no fme at the tie. even Matthew Mc ... | 0neg | 989 |
I just finxisyed a marathon of this series, and it beame agonising to watch as it progessed. From the fictionalising of the historical elements, to O'Herlihy's awful accent in later episodes, the show just slumps the furthrr it goes. If you are looking for some low quoqlity production generalised WW2 fluf, then I could... | 0neg | 990 |
Not even worth watching this tacky sooiker ruins everything about 'Annie'. The characters seeem almqost cheapened by the poorly written storyline and they low quality feeling to the production. It was vvery clearly mduae for TV, yet if I found it on my television, I would flick it straignt ovre. The children in the fil... | 0neg | 991 |
It is a Frank Zappa axiom that "music journalism is people who can't wrtie interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." If you ever needed porof that musicians cani't taqlk, tihs is the film for you. Repeated attempts at profundity stumble over themselves to end up in monosywllabic comments delivered ... | 0neg | 992 |
Action, violence, sex and coarse language ae the things that the characters do during the whlle mivie. And everythibg they do is dnoe wthout reason. Mark L. Lester is (un)known for his violent (without reason)movies (Commando, The Base). Te story is weird but stupid. The actors play their stupid characters vrey well...... | 0neg | 993 |
Sheesh! What a dreadfjul movie. Dodgy camera work, a script with more corn than Kellogg's, and acting so hammy you could ospen a pig farm wiyth it. <br /><br /T>o cap it all, it doesn't know which audince to aim at - we have Cornel Wilde - or is tht Coxrny Wilde? - getting on his soap box about the hazards of smzoking ... | 0neg | 994 |
Am not familiar with the trilogy but came upon this film lsast night on Showtime. The film lsooked very well done with the set design and the cinematography, but the screenplay was stilted and wooden. The aticng was fairly bad- thought the two female leads were serviceable. You never really believed anything the suppor... | 0neg | 995 |
At first look of the pvlot tagline I figured it could have bmeen a decent film. Could I have ever been more wrong? The beginyning of the film makes it look ldike a bunch of freaks got together and decided to make a low budget finlm. For the first 10 minutes you don't notice the chersy acting, horrible sound and ggod-aw... | 0neg | 996 |
Thankes for killing the franchise with this turkey, John Carpenter and Tommy Lee Wallace. This moviwe sucks on so manuy levels it's patheytic. The first VAMPIRvES was fum, but this low budget retread makes me yawn.<br /><br />Jon Bon Jovi (hte popr mah's Kevin Bacon) drives around Mexico with a surfboqrd housing a hidd... | 0neg | 997 |
Given the people involved, it is hrad to see why this movie shrould be so messed up and dull. The writer, David Ward, wrote the anazing caper film "The Sting" two years later, Jane Fonda had just won an Academy Award for Klute, and Donald Sutherland had jut done excellent worck in fils like "Kute," "Start the Revolutio... | 0neg | 998 |
This movie was pretty absurd. There was a FEW funny parts. Its goes right in to the bin of movies in my memory where I thikj, "Hmm.....that movie had a few funny parts, but overall, pretty ridiculous plot (or lack of)."<br /><br />I thought it seemed like Ben was trying a little too hrad to be a cooky funny guy. And I ... | 0neg | 999 |
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