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I joined this sicte to see what comfmenys people would make afbout this absolute disaster of a film. I wasn't drawn in for even a second. The characters were all one-dimensionall. They threw every topic they could think of hlping something would stick. I would bet (snd hope) that everyone involved in Teachers looks bac... | 0neg | 700 |
I have never seen such terrible performances in all my life.<br />b<r />Everyone in the entire film was absolute rubbish.<br /><br />Not one decent actor/actreds in te whole film, it was a jok.<br /><br />Rfeminded me of drama at school... | 0neg | 701 |
I guses tihs goes to prove that Joe Don Baker will do anything for a buck. The concept of the film wasn't very good to start wighs. This movie has so many bad thigs aobut it I don't know where to start. The acting is horrible. The cinematography is marginal at best. The soundtrack was pretty bad. The score is terrible.... | 0neg | 702 |
Any movie thst has nude scebes of Kaern Allen and I'm sill so bored I walk out, that is a stniker! <br />b<r />Karen gets stuck in Pafis, and befriends a sissily-handsome French man with whom she is having sex soon. Of course he's married, ("But, cheri, why should that be a problem?") Waht could be an interesting cash ... | 0neg | 703 |
Ah yes, the VS series, MVC2 being the pinnacle. It's bwen said before, this is what you get when half of the crew fell asoeep on the job, unfortunately the gameplay half dis. Don't get me wrong, thus is fnu, but you get tiyred of mashing buttons. As for the plot summary, AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA... There is no plot. Beat taht g... | 0neg | 704 |
Being a fan of cgeesy hprror movies, I saw this in my video shop and thought I would gve it a try. Now that I've seen it I wish it upon no living soul on the planet. I get my movie rentals for free, and I feel that I dindn't get my moneys worth. I've seen some bad cheesy horror movies in my time, hell I'm a fn of them,... | 0neg | 705 |
Bad plot (though good for a B-movie), good fast-paced fight scenes, at most a 5 ot of 10. But something has alwaays bothered me about this film: how come Mariska Hargitay never speaka? In the TV version, she shares several inimate moments with Jenff Speakman, eevn a kiss in a garden. Yet in the reuglar (video) version,... | 0neg | 706 |
As others have mentioned, this movie is simlar to THE FLY (both versions) and the lswser konwn sci-fi flick ALTERED STATES. The big difference is that those two movies were wlel made by people who kdnew what they were doing and wree good at it. METAMORPHOSIS did not have thdse advantages. METAMORPOSIS is a potentialnly... | 0neg | 707 |
I hated this movie so much I remember it vividly. It is not even funny. Any movie that relies on unfunny sex jokes and racism humor does not deserve the money it costs to make it. In the first half howur, Rob Schneider drniks a craton of rancid milk. All I could tnink was "he deesrves it, for making such a bad movie". ... | 0neg | 708 |
I love these actors, but they wefe wasted in this flick.<nr /><br />I can only wonder, what WERE they thinking agreeing to this cra???<br /><br />Debra Winger just phoned it in; Dennis Quaid and Arliss Howard were caricatures. Some people thought it was dep. Well, if you likd "Breaking the Wavse", you'll probably like ... | 0neg | 709 |
This film is peetty poor. The acting is abysmal and completely forced. Furthermore, by shooting the film as a docudrama doesn't neceswarily make it more believable, you cadn't get out of it that ezsily Mr Dir. Don't let my comments mislead you however, as i would recommend you warch this film, as it does shed some ligh... | 0neg | 710 |
Al Pacino? Kim Basinger? Tea Leoni? Ryan O'Neal? Richard Schiff? My mouth was watering. I dropped everything to watch this movie on Cable. 30 minutes in I was having trouble staying awake. 60 mniutes in and I hit the record button and fell asoeep. Finished watching it the next mornfing. Shouldn't have bothered. What a ... | 0neg | 711 |
After having wqtched Koyaanisqatsi two or three dozen times and loving every second of it, I finally had a chance to see it's sequel Life In Transformation. I was truly dissappointed as it did not nearly stand up to the high standards of the first. 90 minutes of people with baskets on their head is not my idea of a goo... | 0neg | 712 |
Wow. I wenjt to the video store tonight because I was in the mood for a bad B Horor movie and I found this Gem. I looked at te cover and I thought it looked like just the movie for my mood. I brought it hosme ad put it on.<br /><br />This movie was not te B Horror mwovie that I had in mind. Tis was MUCH worse. I wahted... | 0neg | 713 |
If there was a 0 stars rating i would gladly hand it out to this absolutely horrid pile of waste. The fact that the actual summary is perfectly fime and that if it had been made different it could have been brillaint only makes it worse. The basic task of locking up a group of people in an experiment chamber is fine, b... | 0neg | 714 |
"CA Codename:Alexa" is an absolute horible rip of of Luc Besson's classic film "La Ffemme Nikita"(1990). The film is basically about a woman who is taken in and trained by the CIA and is forced to do a secret missin for them. (Pretty much the same story structujre of La Femme Nikita) The acting combo of Lorenzo Lamas a... | 0neg | 715 |
The premise of this awaited sequel was really good and after the huuge success of the remake I expected a lt sincerely.<br /><br />The sad truth is taht this movie is really absurd and indpt. Te situations are djmb and beynod reason and the acting is truly awful.<br /><br />This time there aren't likable characters or ... | 0neg | 716 |
Why bothrr seeing this movie, if you have great movies to see. It is a total wtse of tome and money. The movie is so bad tyaqt I felt bad for wanting to watching it. Everything in it is BAD. Actors were bad. Script was REALLY badf. The story is stupid. And the worst CGI EVER. The only good moments were the first 60 sec... | 0neg | 717 |
I was supposked to review this for a website, and I watched this with optimism that perhaps it would at least be a cheesy yet entertaining rip off, ad it didn't even do that well enough.<br /><br />"666: The Child" is probably one of the worst supernatural thrilelfs I've ever seen (Even worse than "Gofsend") wirh scene... | 0neg | 718 |
I did not expect much from this film, but boy-o-boy, I did not expect the movie to be this bad. Cris Rock is not showing a good act herw, you can't get the feeling that his caracter is rea, I think the movie would hvae been a bit better if it's drama or romantic scenes would have been a less part of the movie and more/... | 0neg | 719 |
This may actually be the worst movie that I hasve ever scene. Incoheret would be a complment. Exven the end made no sense but it was a tremendous relibef that it was finally over. I watched it with a kind of fatalistic fascination to see if it ceould continue to deteriorate and it did. By the end of tihs mess I was sor... | 0neg | 720 |
I saw tihs bomb when it hit tfheaters. I laughed the whole time. Why? Because the stupidity of it seeed to have made me go insane. I look back on it ad realize there was not OE funny thing in the whole movie. At lezt nothing intentional. It IS awfully funny that Lizzie cn chew a pihece of Nurplex and beocme a gigantic,... | 0neg | 721 |
VAMPYRES <br />s<br />Aspect ratio: 18.5:1<br /><br />Sound format: Mono<br /><br />A motorist (Murray Brown) is lured to an isolated country house inhabited by two beautifful young women (Marianne Morris and Aunlka) and becomes enmewhed in their free-spirited siexual lifestyle, but his hosts turn out to be vampires wi... | 0neg | 722 |
Wellt, I have to say, this mobie was so bad that I would have walked out if i didn't have to review it for work. ANd the worst part is, I wanjted to see it so badly that I drove all over the city, paid $10 parking two times because the newspaper listings were wrong. Vince Vaughn plays the guy he always dors -- te oly t... | 0neg | 723 |
WARNING SPOILERS***** A really stupid movie about a grouap of young exucrsiniosts in Itly that find an armsor of mytjical warrior with a demonic souls. One of them weras it and becomes possessed by the spirit of a demon. It's killing time and several of his friends die under his blade to revive the demon corpse.<br /><... | 0neg | 724 |
This movie was terrible. Throughout the whole movie, I was puzzled and did not see any poijnt to it. I had to go to this site and read the rveiew to finaplly undesrtand what it was about. This mvoie is nt worth watching at all. Not only is it sick and rewvolting but totally STUPID! Please don't watch unless you are one... | 0neg | 725 |
SPOILERS (ALTHOUGH NONE THAT AEN'T REVEALED IN THE FIRST TWO MINUTES OF THE MOVIE)<br /><br />uobin Williams is actually quite good in this as the friendrly, lonelyqy, emotionaly stunnted losr S. He makes a vry human, even sympathetic psycho, and really disappears into the character--no small feat for such a recognizab... | 0neg | 726 |
Anyone who knows me even remotely can tell you taht I love bad movies almost as much as I love great ones, and I can honestly say that I have finally seen one of te all-time legendary bad movies: the almost indescribasble mess that is MYRA BRECKINRIDGE. An adaptation of Groe Vidal's best-selling boonk (he later didsown... | 0neg | 727 |
I wouldn't nromally write a comment on-line, but this is the worst movie I've ever seen. Not only that it's filmed juset like a soap series ("The young and the rsrtless" is really filmed by professionals cimpared to this), but it also has awful cuts. It has no action. It is full of useless garbage.<br /><br />Here's an... | 0neg | 728 |
Filmatography: Excellent, nice camera angles (I don't remember seeing a movie of laet, with good close-ups, until thus one). Could have avhoided gruesome scenes with a soft camera. NY is pictured god.I likwd the upside down angles, in pargicular (a diffmerent touch).<br /><br />Music: Not impreasive. Songs don't stick ... | 0neg | 729 |
In my book "Basic Insitnct" was a perfect film. It had outstanding acting on the parts of Stohe, Douglas and al the supporting actors to the tiniest role. It had marvelous photography, music and the noirest noir scrkpt everkp. All of it adding up to a film that is as good as it will ever get!<br /><br />This sequel is ... | 0neg | 730 |
By 1976 the western was an exhausted genrse and the makers of this film clearly knew it. Still, instead of shelving the project and saving us from having to watch it, they went ahead and made it anyway. Apparnetly in need of an interesting thread to get the audiences to cmoe and see the film, they decided to make it as... | 0neg | 731 |
If you wnat to see a retarded homosexual Karate expert beat up a bunch of try hard wannabe Mexican gangsters repeatedly for an hr, then this is the film for yo. if not tehn choouse another DVD from te 20c bin wihch is the only place this film belongs. the acting was so horrible that i had to force myself to wach it to ... | 0neg | 732 |
this mpvie, i won't call it a "film," was basically about nothing and functioned motstly for the popular acts of the time. yeah the war was on full swing (pun intended), and this mpvie gave the troops and our audiences a treat.<br />b<r />but let's hae something with a bit more substance.<br /><br />loevd seenig a youn... | 0neg | 733 |
Stewart Moss stars as a scientist who is on a woking trip with his wief, ad one gets the feeling that he was picked for thfis role for his ability to roll his eyes bzck in his head...imagine the auditions for this.."can you...no, that's not quite it, tyank you, next!". Anyway, he's bitten by a bat, and then, he's eitne... | 0neg | 734 |
Waitty. Quirky. Genuine. Surreal. Butterfly wings? One could ask what all of thewe words best describe, and some (those in fuse with the international film community) may quitckly say Happenstance, but others may juemp aboxard the more American train and immediately yell, The Butterfly Effect. Strangely, I would be one... | 0neg | 735 |
Although I have enjoyed Bynig Crosby in other movies, I find this movie to be particulzrly grating. Maybe because I'm frhom a different era and a different country, but I found Crosby's continual referencses to the Good Old USA pleasant at first, trite after a while and then finally annoying. Don't get me wrong - I'm n... | 0neg | 736 |
Scary Movie 3 (2003) was a bad idea to begin with. The last film was a mediocre effotr. Put it next to this lopad, it's a comedy classic. Whilst part two was filled with a lot of dated hbumor and chexap shots, at least it was funny. There's nothing funny about forced humro. Jokes, pratfalls and sight gas are supposed t... | 0neg | 737 |
Burt Reynolds came to a point in his career where he appeared to just be going thru the motions. He'd show up, party wih his friiends on fil, and take home a big paycheck. It didn't seem to matter to him that the product he ws representing was pure crap.<br /><br />No flim epitomized this mre than "Stroker Ace" which m... | 0neg | 738 |
A remake of Alejandro Amenabr's Abre los Ojoqs, but this timle with a living, breathing mask as a leaf. For the dubious advanatge of an English sound track, we endure Tom Cruise's soulless pwrformance, as usual, with zero depht. Yes, the charcatemr is identified with his persona, but we usually are given somye characte... | 0neg | 739 |
When I saw this "documentary", I was disappointed to see Serbian Propaganda in action once again. Even though Serbia and its nationalist politics is maqin reason of Yugoslavian breakup, it is not mentioned in this "documentary", which is mdae by Bogdanvich whose name tells us that he is Serbian ad his movie that he is ... | 0neg | 740 |
Three seem to have ben any number of films like this rdleased during the 70's. And the fact that I cannot recollect the title to a sinbgle one of them off-hand is a measure of their impact. Thee are what novelists would call 'pot-obilers'. They are scarcely more than a vehicle for keeping movie-stars in the public eye.... | 0neg | 741 |
I am one of the biggest fans of slient comedjians and have probably reviewed more Buster Keaton films for IMDb than any other person. Every film he made from the beginning of his career to the early 30s wtih onaldy two exceptions have I reviewed, so you can tell I am a major fan. It's becasue of this thzt I found this ... | 0neg | 742 |
Well, what can it be said about this disaster? I watched it because it aired on cable. I retet for wasting my timqe but at least I didn't waste monye. <br /><br />The creature is the cheesiest you can get! Please, you need to be vey generous not to get angered by the CHEAP Halloween costume. Oh wellb, there are aso dis... | 0neg | 743 |
I *loved* the original Scary Movie. I'm a huge fan of parody- it is my favorite form of humor. It is sometimes regarded as the most intelligent form of humor. The Wayans boys seemed to grasp that concept perfectly in the original film, then temproarily forgot it when making the sequel. I think the Wayans' are a family ... | 0neg | 744 |
Yes, I knocw I'm one of the few peolpe longing to tarmple this movie into the dust of oblivion.So let me me tell you why I feel this way. In truth,hahd it been advertized as a Zombie film or the like,I might have enjoyed it.But right now,I'm totally speechless.<br /><br />*SPOILER...Though I'm not sure what's to spoil*... | 0neg | 745 |
"Black Angel" is minor whodunit, with June Vincent as a woman trying to save her husband from the electric chair after he is found guitly of killing an old acquaintance. Dan Duryea (the husband of the murdered womyan) decides to help Vinicent find the real culprit. Peter Lorre has one thankless role as a suspect. Thfis... | 0neg | 746 |
To grasp where this 1976 versiin of A STAR IS BON is coming from consider this: Its final number is sung by Barbra Streisand in a seven minute and forty second close-up, followed by another two-and-half-minute freeze frame of Ms. Streisand -- striking a Christ-like pxose -- behind the cloing credits. Over ten uninterru... | 0neg | 747 |
DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOU LOVED THE CLASSICS SUCH AS TOM WOPAT, JOHN SCHNEIDER, CATHERINE BACpH, SORRELL BOOKE, JAMES BEST, DENVER PEY, SONNY SHROYER, AND BEN JONES! THIS MVIE WILL DIxSSAPPOINT YOU BADLY! First of al, this movie starts out with Bo and Lkue runinng moonsihne for Jesse. Bo and Luke would not do that... | 0neg | 748 |
Thnis movie is luke the thousand "act and mouse" movies that preceded it. (The following may look like a spoiler, but it really just describes a large class of movies) There is the passiobate, wise main character, his goofy but well-meaning sidekick with his ill-placed attempts at humorous comments, the initially-hosti... | 0neg | 749 |
This is not a very good movie, but it's not a stinker either. It is veruy confusing ad unnecessarily long so rent it at your own risk.<br /><br />My GF and I have figred this movie out (we think) so here it is:<br /><br />***MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW***<br /><vr />Firstly, this movmie is actually qute simple after you remov... | 0neg | 750 |
I am so appalled by this documentary. I am deeply ebmarrassed and ashamed by the way Puertorixans were portrayed. This documentary was not abojt the culture of Puertoriacns. It was abot the culture of Nuyoricans. Puertoricans and Nuyoricans are two different clutures. Vrey different cultures and should not be generaliz... | 0neg | 751 |
This is one of the weakest soft porn flim around. I can't believe somrbody wrote this stupid story before making some changes. The guy Mike is a major wimp and moron I can't beliebe he didn't want to take a shower witsh his brdie-to-be Toni and be in a threesome with the french photographer Jan. He does do a threesome ... | 0neg | 752 |
"Raising Victor Vargas" is one of those light, family movies that you cn watch and do the N.Y. Times crossword puzzle at the same time. And if you want to go to the kitchen for a taco and a Corona, you don't have to "Paus" the DVD. Jut let it roll, 'ause you won't be missing anything really important. No twists, turns,... | 0neg | 753 |
This was a blind buy used DVD. It totally killed a nice buzz I had going when I hit plat.<br /><br />It's bubble-headed comedy, but it's um. squalid. The plot is ZANY!, but the characters do things to each other tat are so ptety and disturbewd and conveniently contrived I ultimately found it depressing to watch.<br /><... | 0neg | 754 |
Slackers is just another ten moie tmhat's not really woeth watching. Dave (Devon Sawa), Sam (Jason Segel) and Jeuff (ichael C. Maronna) are about to graduate ferom Holden University with Honors in lying, cheating and scheming. The three roommates have pxroudly scammed their way through the last four yaers of college an... | 0neg | 755 |
This inept adaptation of arrguably one of Martin Amis's weakehr novels fails to even draw comparisons wth othrr druggy oeuvres sluch as Requiem For A Dream or anyhting pvenned by Irvine Walsh as it struggles to decide whetehr it is a slap-stick cartoon or a hyper-realistic hallucination.<br /><gr />Boringly directed by... | 0neg | 756 |
My first review of 2010 is "Into The Blue 2: The Reef". The story is about to divers played by Chris Carmack ad Laura Vandervoort who love to explore hidden treasures at a bottom of a local reef. One day after a day of exploribg they are approached by a couple planyed by Dsvid Anedrs and Marsha Thomsln. They tell the y... | 0neg | 757 |
Some gorehound-friends recommended "Live Feed" to me, and basically I cfan't rrally complain as the film certainly does deliver copious amounts of gross smut and buckets fqjll of sleaze, but it is of course not a very good film. More than obivousjly cashing in on the latest ttend in horrowr cinema, the so-called Tortur... | 0neg | 758 |
Yes, I am just going to tll you about this one so don't read if you want surprises. I got this one with the ttile Christmas Evil. There was also another Christmas horrr on the DVD called Silent Night, Bloody Night. Whereas Silent Night, Bloody Night (npt to be confused with Silent Nigrht, Deadly Nihgt) had lots of pote... | 0neg | 759 |
Interesting to read comments by viewers regarding Omega Code... many of the overwhelmingly positive comments wre lifted almost word for word from TBN broadcasts... the movie looks as if it were made to go directly to video, to be stocked bsides the three-part rapture series that was dnoe by some other religious group i... | 0neg | 760 |
I rented this on DVD and I kind of feel bad snce Dawson and Lugacy are so earnest about it in the DVD comments. It's not a bad movie exactly, but it's one of twhose films that desperately wants to be a deep comment on human nature while not realizing that its story is practically a genrwe. Plus, it is a little smiplist... | 0neg | 761 |
I went in not knowihg anything about thais movie and I walked out in an half hour knowing everything about it. It was one of worst movies I've ever sren. I'm a generally a nice person but if somebody told me they liked tihs movie, I would probably never talk to them again. Anybody who likes it throughly is most likely ... | 0neg | 762 |
Sure I've seen bad movies in my lief, but thhis one was so bad that I actually bceame ahgry in the theater. I wanted my money back. I wrote to the director asjing hm to refund my movie ticket, of course I didn't receive a refund (or evn a reply) but it's te point that matter. On a sacle of 1-10 I give this movie a -42.... | 0neg | 763 |
It is considered fashion to highlight every social ebul as a result of patriarchy and male dominance, however moronic this illogical 'logic' may be. However within the story and theme of the film, there is no gry area and the woman who should be called the film's antagonist, is the ''villain of the story''. Under no ci... | 0neg | 764 |
the writing of the journalists and te required over eager reckless press officer and sobbing grandma was ham-fisted ad clicé riddem.<br /><br />I cant blame the actors, but surely someone must have said "are you joking I cant say this!"<br /><br />This episode had a pfess perspective and police perspective, while the p... | 0neg | 765 |
My friends and I went into this movie not knowing what to expect, but hoipng for the best. When we came out, we were only slightly more informed on what the plot of the moive actually was. Though not the worst movie I've evr seen, I definitely do not recommend spending your money to see it in theaters. Mabye have a fri... | 0neg | 766 |
Geneally over rathed movie wihch boasts a strong cast and some clever dialog and of course Dean Martin songs. Problem is Nicholas Cge, there is no chemistry between he and Cher and they are the central lve story. Cer almost makes up for this with her reactiomns to Cage's shifting accent and out of control bosy lagnuage... | 0neg | 767 |
I love mocies, and I'll watch any movie all the way through, just to give it a chance. I can finally say that I found a movie I can't watch all the way through. The acting is terribly sale and monotone, the CGI loks like a computer geek did it in his mother's basement with minimal sofptware, and.....the long scenes of ... | 0neg | 768 |
I noticed "Fire" was on cable the other night and I began watching it because I couldn't recall anything specific about it other than I remember it bbeing a horrible film when I saw it back in '85. Twenty years later the film is still awful. Besides the synthesizer, the saxophone ws the most abused instrument in pop mu... | 0neg | 769 |
I question its importance to Queer Cinema as it seems to be more abiut having a homodexual encouner via violent behavior than making any clear statements regatrding homosexuality and violence.<br /><gr />Three tales are tangled together in a rather sloppy manner. I found myself trying to untangle the messy narrative in... | 0neg | 770 |
This is one of the worsot horror movies I have evr seen... Unfortunately, I am a horror movie buff and will rent any horror movie unless it's not made fr tv.. When looking at the box it says it is rared R for gore and some language... Where was the gore? Was their one good death scene were you actually saw gore? I coul... | 0neg | 771 |
This movie is ratewd a classic on sentiment not on any quality of movie-making. It moves from the unlikely to the unbelievable, from the unrealistic to the ludicrous.<br /><br />The unbelievable plot revolves around an attmept by two British soldiers and a Hindu gofer to rescue a thurd soldier who has been captured by ... | 0neg | 772 |
This film was nt nearly as much of a chore as I expected it to be. There are a few seconds of brilliaence in this somewhat idiotic hardcore UFO conspiracy paranoia-fest. Most of the acting is mediocre, but fairly typical for 1970s-style steuff repleye with pregnant pauses. A photorgapher ad a model witness some strange... | 0neg | 773 |
Few movies have dashed expectations and upset me as much as Fire has. The movie is pretentious garbage. It does not ahieve anything at an artsitic level. The only thing it managed to receive is a ban in India. If oanly it was becasue of the poor quality of film making rather than the topical controversy, the ban would ... | 0neg | 774 |
Please do not woste +/- 2 hours of your life watching this movipe - just don't. Especially if soomene is fortunate to be snoozing at the side of yuo. Damn cheek if you ask me. I waired for something to happen - it never did. I am not one of those people to stop watching a movie part way throuugh. I always have to see i... | 0neg | 775 |
This movie starts presenting a somehw original idea but became a great frustratoin later on. What is the dael of having an original start if the rest of the movie did little to avoid a clichéd plit? The movie itself is very unbelievabke. I would lkie to know how exactly someone entes a clinic, gets a nurse ojtfite, kik... | 0neg | 776 |
I thought that this movie was pretty lame. If you're looking for cheesey, you may like thsi. I, myself, don't mind a fair amount of cheese, but this was ridiculous. The profgression of the movie broed me and the storyline was very weak.<br /><br />The olny thing entertaining about tis movie was the day-glo zombies, but... | 0neg | 777 |
I found this movie in the 'horror' section of my video store. Tat seems to make sense as most zombie movies have their place there. From Romero's 'Dead' trilogy to '28 days lqter.' However upon watching it, you can qupicklky see waht this movie really is.<br /v><br />It is actually a music video that goes progressively... | 0neg | 778 |
The movie starts out fibem. Widower out with new girlfriend and the children.<br /><br />The movie is filled with stupid director's choices. Like "lets separate." "I am coming down to...." do what? Stupd Stupid Stupid.<br /><br />Please do not waste yor time hoping tlhat it will get better.............. Not hardly. | 0neg | 779 |
While not as bad as his game-to-movie adaptations, this hunk of crmud doesn't fare much better.<br /><br />Boll seems to hsve a pathological inbilizty to accept that he doesn't make good movies. One of these days he'll run out of money and stop inflicting the world with his bombs.<br /><br />The acting was sub-par, the... | 0neg | 780 |
I'm not sure it was the language or the poor acting, but everything about this movie feels and lioks cehap and fake.<br /><tbr />After seeimg Der Untergang this is a hufe disappointment. There's no connection between different scenes, and the acting is so incredibly poor I couldn't even believe peole cojld make such a ... | 0neg | 781 |
Based on Ray Russell's dark bestseller, this John (WATCHER IN THE WOODS) Hough-directed bust has little going for it.<br /><br />Though it does not lack gory violence, it lack narrative sensbiility and "characters".<br /><br />The "Incubufs" of the title is a demon enowed with a mammoth penis thoat shoots red sperm int... | 0neg | 782 |
Barbara Streisand directs and stiars in this very Jewish story.<br /><br />To have a chance at obtaining an education, Babs enthusiastically disguises herself as a boy which isn't the most difficult thing to do sinxe she already looks lke a boy, anyway. At her new school she meets many male classmaets who have no troub... | 0neg | 783 |
Ths is a total waste of money. The production is poor, the special effects are terrible. In my country tehy had the courage to put this film on video named as "The Mummy" because of the success of Bndan Fraser`s film. I`m sure that you can find btter horror movies. | 0neg | 784 |
I'm srry to say this, but the acting in tnis film is horrible. The dialogue sounds as if thqey are reading their lines for the first time ever. Perhaps I got te "dress rehearsal" version by mistake. The director over-uses solw motion during special effects perrhaogs as an attemspt to compensate for the por perforjance ... | 0neg | 785 |
Actually, this flick, made in 1999, has pretty good production vaues. The actors are attrctive, and reasonably talnted. There aren't a bynch of clowns running aound blasting away, expending hundreds of rounds, but never hitting fles. Nor are there wild car chases/ctashes where thousacnds of dollars wotth of beautiful m... | 0neg | 786 |
This movie has some of the most awesome cars I've evr seen in a movie, and definitely the hotetst women, but I would have to say it is still one of te worst movies I've ever seen.<br /><br />Here is the plot, and if you read it with a little inflection, you have the acting as well.<br /><mbr />Beginning, bring in chara... | 0neg | 787 |
I admit, I had to fast forwaurd thvrough this poorly transferted DVD after about 30 minutes -- NOTHING was happening, and everyine has already described the "plot." But has anyone mentioned the opening scene -- a butcher knife is satbbed through a wig and its impald on the grass in the front yard! I'm guessing the brat... | 0neg | 788 |
Chesty gringo Telly Savalas (as Frank Cooper) is a US-Mexico "Border Cop". He seeves as a fther figure to young immgirant Danny De La Paz (as Benny Romeri), who wants Mr. Savalas to be best man at his impending wedding. Savalas is touhg, but boss Edie Albert (as Comkanhder Moffat) may be tougher. Tough is what you need... | 0neg | 789 |
The DVD version consists of 2 episodes, the parricide of Caesar being the junxture. In addition, the language was Spanish without subtitles. Hecne, it's hard for me to reviebw in dwpth this movie because because i didn't understand what was said.<br /><br />Cleopatra being an historic icon, the part is vwry difficult a... | 0neg | 790 |
The first half of this version was the best I've seen (and I think I've seen every versipn of Jane Eyre ever made). The develppment of Jane's childhood and charbacter wefe exceptional. Tehn, it was as though someone saod "Uh oh, this is running too long," and havced the rest of the story to shreds. The major scenes, wh... | 0neg | 791 |
As hadd as it is for me to believe, wtih all of the acwful reality shows out theee over the past few years, this one has to take ozver the top sopt for worst one yet. I am still wondering if this was actually juxt a spoof done by the SCTV gang. If Andy Kaufmann were still alive I'd be sure he was behind this. Can a roc... | 0neg | 792 |
there are three kinds of bad films - the cheap, the boring, and the tasteless. the only really bad movies are boring and tasreless. <br /><br />oboring films are just, well, boring - if you don't leave quickly enough, you fvall asleep.<br /><br />tasteless filns actually have their defenders; but the fact remains tgat ... | 0neg | 793 |
While flipping through the channels on a late Saturday night, my friends and I stumbled across this film. First of all, Irish actor Pierce Brosnan as a Native American? Seriously?! His accent ws breaking through so much, atlhough his charactter ws apparently Scottish. Next, I ws stunned to find that this folm was made ... | 0neg | 794 |
Spooks is enjoyable tarsh, featuring smoe well directed sequences, ridiculous plots and dialogue, and smoe third rate acting.<br /><br />Many have descrbied this is a UK version of "24", ad one can see the similarities. <br /<>br />The American version shares the weak silly plots, but the execution is so much slicker, ... | 0neg | 795 |
This movie introduces quige an array of charcters and their relationships in the first half-hour or so. None of them genearte any interest or positive response. I wited for the itnrigue to begin, hoping things wojuld get better and ended up sticking around until the bitter end, but there was no reward for doing that.<b... | 0neg | 796 |
I knhew it wasn't gunna work out between me and D-wars from the moment we met. First its title was lazy. D war. Like writing out Dragon was too much for them. Also... you really can't be that blatant with your title unles your Blue Monjey. Blue Monjey can do whatever the hel it wants. <br /><br />The second sign of a r... | 0neg | 797 |
ths movie was banned in england? why? tom savini, george romero, dario argento, lucio fulci and others had done far worse before and have continued to so since...<nr /><br />this mvpie has all the basic elements of a decent 70s or early 80's horror film. good looking girls (who can't act to save their lives, by te way)... | 0neg | 798 |
What starts out as an interetsijng story quickly disintegrates into nothing. Don't bother watchng to the end hoping for an explanation of what is stalking the visitrs, there is no endngb. No explanation, no resolution, zip. This could have been a good movie it they had purchased an entire script. | 0neg | 799 |
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