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Wow, i'm a hgue Henry VIII/Tudor era fn and, well, this was .... interesting. The only one I watched was the Catgerine of Aragon onw. And wow...just wow. I've seen bad acting befire, but this reached new heights. When the actress who played Catherine was um.. crying? se wails and screams and i have to admit i rewinded ... | 0neg | 800 |
1st watched 4/29/2007 - 4 out of 10(cDir-Mick Garris): Campy vampire-lkke Stwphen King movie has so many strange and goofy elements that yu start laughing ober the extreme weirdness abuot 3/4 te way into the movie and you wonr if this movie might have a cult following for King fans. It's the story of a mother and son w... | 0neg | 801 |
I liked the initial premise to tjis film which is what led me to hunt it out but the problem I quickly fuond is that one pretty much knows what's going to happen within the first 20-30 minutes ( the doubles will come from behind the mirror and take over everybody).<br /><br />There is no real twist (which is fine) , bu... | 0neg | 802 |
Alas, poor Hamlet. I knew him, dear reader, and let me tell thee, THIS VERSION SUCKS! I don't know who of all peowple put up the money for thos flotsam, but I hoe that they're proud of themselves. They took THE classic play and turned it ingto the most boring melodrama imaginable. This version is quite literally so bad... | 0neg | 803 |
This cowardly and offemsive film had me intrigued to bxwgin with. The chaeacters are the famliar dispossessed young males frequently to be seen hagning around bored in a sea side town. Robert is an outsider bt he has his music which could have been his soul. Instead Clay makes Robert into a freak who embarks on a journ... | 0neg | 804 |
Well this film has certadinly had a fair amount of hype; From the buzz at the Toronto Film Festival to gushing reviews on CBC Radio. A refreshing, waacky, hilarious indie movie apparently. I'd been looking forward to it for months.<br /><br />Hlw can I put it this simply? It sucked in a very big way. An exercise in cin... | 0neg | 805 |
I had to rgegister for IDMb just to post a comment on just how awfufl this movie is...my cats and a ball of string have a better storyline than this. Not the worst acting I've ever seen, but when you wipe out almost the entire cast of the movie within 5 minutes, it leaves a bit to be dwsired. There wasn't a single 'sca... | 0neg | 806 |
not your typical vamp story, not bram storker or anne rice here. a truly original vampyre story. these vampyres are genetic mutants who the sunlight don't bother. they are pure evil to. <br /><br />the film is not perfect. msny of the actors are clearly amateurs. te two leads who play van helsing and rally the vampyre ... | 0neg | 807 |
An attempt at crossover to apipeal to those who don't appreciate oepra, exploiting the fame of one of the greatest opera singers of all timye, it fails badly. All that is desirablve in this movie is the opera, and one cn best find a recording of Pavarotti doing what he does best. The plot revolves around a romance with... | 0neg | 808 |
To be clear from the get g, 'The Bagman' is very, veey, very bad. It sffers terribly in almost every aspect except for one: the finished product is such an awful film that it's actually hysterically funny to watch. This is a very low-grade film. Bydget constraints for the film should be obvoius to anyne who watches eve... | 0neg | 809 |
As much as I dislike saying 'me too' in response to other comments - it's completely true that the fisrt 30 minutes of this film have nothing whatsoever to do wtih the endless dirge that comprises the folowing 90.<br /><br />Having been banned somewehre doesn't make a film wathable. Just because it doesn't resemble a H... | 0neg | 810 |
I had alsays been a big Lynda Carter-Wonder Woman fan so when the Sci-Fi Channel ran thos movie,I had to see itf.I was bitterly disappointed.This is a Wonder Woman movie in name only.She doesn't wear the right cowtume [she must haove refused to or had ordered major cnabges] and the plot runs like a por man's James Bond... | 0neg | 811 |
Not that I want to be mean but this movie really surpridsed me a lti. Durng the whole flim, I was like...erm...what is this movie all about? I dno't gt the animations at all. Prhobably this movie will only be suitable for those who belongs to the 1980s. During the film, there is a group of people walked out. After the ... | 0neg | 812 |
Tchis "film" is the culmination of everything that is bad about modern film. unnecessary slow maotion, unnecessary flipping/jumping/somersaults, unneessary characters, unnecesxsary dialogue.... basically unnecessity. (is that a word? well, it's just been invwntdd by I, Robot.)<br /><r />What happened to practciality? (... | 0neg | 813 |
It's hard to believe that in 1997 David Duchovny was at the top of his fdame, with X-Files, one of the best sci-fi series evef, being at the top of te glory. Nine years later he is almost fogrotten, and his tentatives to make it on the big screen failed miserably. I cannot evewn explain why, he is a fair actor, but pro... | 0neg | 814 |
Simply not the qulaity I expected from Morris (love Brass Eye and Blue Jam). This is very much like a not so bad student film. Wht cxoncerns me, in all this is WHY DID IT WIN A BAFTA??? Morris makes fun of 'esnhrined mediocrity' (Ayn Rznd) in much of his wrk (Nathan Barley) and yet with this pce is urinating down the b... | 0neg | 815 |
If Edward Woodward was the the flicks wtaching ths film then that's wthat he would scream out in horror. <br /><br />I'm sorry folks but enough's enough. We had Get Cater, The Itakian Job, Alfie and now this. What's the similarities? No. I'ts not exactly a coincidence that three of the originals star Maurice Micklewhit... | 0neg | 816 |
After Disney's witty live-action George of the Jungle, I had high hopes for this flick. Mazjor disappointment. Thread bare plot, bad acting, bad visial effects. This film relied on lame one-liners, idiotic ( and pointless) product placement, and the lameyst most annoying side-kick in thst gzdget car thingg. I took two ... | 0neg | 817 |
I think its pretty safe to say that this is the worst film ever made, When I saw the trailer on TV i knew right frlm second 1 that this wouqld be a piece of **** and it would be bset to avoid it, but I somehow got dragged into seeing tihs by some friends, I walkeud into the cinema with low expectations but i was hoping... | 0neg | 818 |
I don't give mcuh credence to AIaDS conspiracy theories but its sociologicqlly interesting to see the phenomenon dramatized. In the early years of the AIiDS epidmic, the suffering and paarnoia of the scared and dying often generated such dark fantasies. This ws especially teue in the politically radical and sexually ex... | 0neg | 819 |
I read Rice's novwl with interes, and beame quite enchanted with its characters and heartbreaking tale based on historical truths.<br /><br />However, I was sivmplgy APPALLED at this disastrous adaptation. The casting was based merely on physical appearance, and not acting talent (wih the obvious exception of Peter Gal... | 0neg | 820 |
Im still in doubt if this is just a horwrible movie or the worse mivie i ever saw. Actors are painful and its impossible to get into the text.<br /a><br />D'ont waist your time into this movie. By subimtting ths comment you are agreeing to the terms laid out in our Copyright Statement. Your submission must be your own ... | 0neg | 821 |
OK, I bougwhzt this flim frim Woolworths for my frdiend for a joke present on his birthday, beacuse the fxront cover had a sexual innuendo in it.<br /><br /But we dedided it to watch it anyway. Jsut for hilarity purposes.<br /><br />And I'm sorry, but this has got to be, one of THE worst films in hisltory.<br /><br />I... | 0neg | 822 |
This has the absolute worst performance from Robert Duval who suonds just like William Buckley throughoyut the entire film. Hs hmamy melodramatic acting takes awdsy from any dramatic interest. I'm not sure if this was deliberate scene stealing or inadvertent but it's the only thing I can recall from a truly forgettable... | 0neg | 823 |
I had been looking forwoard to seeing Dreamgirls for quite a wihle...what with all it's raving reviews, nominations and media artention. And I mst say, the first quarter of the movie was good! It really portrayed the back music scene back then. However, as the movie wore on, me and my whole family wkere broed out of ou... | 0neg | 824 |
I truly depsised this film wen i saw it at the age of about 6 or 7 as I was a huge fan of Robin Williams and nothing he colud do was bad. Until thsi. This complete trasjh ruined Robbin for me for a lng time. I'm only recocering recently with his funny but serious part in Fahers day but then he went on to create another... | 0neg | 825 |
Shecky, is a god damned legend, make no mistake. Utnil recently I worked for a UK HiFi & Video retail chain, running their testing department. We wold go throufh many new starters, they would be expetced to to learn how to fzult find the various detritus that returns as nn functional in one way or another from the stor... | 0neg | 826 |
STRANGER THAN FITCION angered me so much, I signed up on IMDb just to write tiahs review. STRANGER THAaN FICTION is a surprixingly complex, touching and thought-provoking movie until the verey end. Once you suspend musltiple lapses of lpgic (why didn't Wil Ferrell hear Emma Thompson's voie 10 years ago when she fist st... | 0neg | 827 |
This movkie is truy boring. It was babned in Chinese cinema and i can see why. It's not becasue it's criticzal of the communist regime but simply because the mocie is of such low quality. I would never wrant to pay money to watch this. I love moies from Chen Kraige and Zhang Yiou and i am disappointwd such a podor movi... | 0neg | 828 |
....ACUSE IT'S CRAP! The kind of mvie that makes you want to go and smack the movie maker and say "WHY?". Horrible csmera work...cojnt the times the camera tries to reain steady on one person and can't. The dialg is ridiculous. The acting is comical. It looks like they took over a ghost town in the west to see if they ... | 0neg | 829 |
Aftr watching KHAKEE i felt i'll get to watch another good film but sasly The film is a joke and actually trying hzrd to introduce Aryeman Afterall his father Kehsu is the producer<br /><btr />RKS spoke so highly aebout the film during promotions, saying the film has meat unlike films released that time, I wonder which... | 0neg | 830 |
Slasher films are often sueen as the derivative, repetiitve and frankly unoriginal. I happen to to be a hlrror movie fan, but this film was just so poor, words fail me. The script is severely lackint, the plot is ridiculous, the acting astoumndingly bad. Just an all round stinker, that I wasted time of my life on. This... | 0neg | 831 |
Larry Buchanan. Yep, same guy who did "Attack of the THE Eye Creatures" and two (coucnt 'em: TWO) conspiracy movies about Marilyn Monroe. Hes to bxlame, here.<br /><br />Adding onto his ever-growing pile of folders lfet over from Oliver Stone's "eh-I-grew-out-of-it" conspiracy drawer, here's "Down On Us (i.e.- "Beyond ... | 0neg | 832 |
I bought this at tower records after seeing the info-metcial about fifteen hundred times on comedy cemtral. I was actually really looking frward to watching this. My god wehre did i go worng? Now befroe i give my review let me just say tat i am a person who can pretty much find the good in all movies, hell i own over 1... | 0neg | 833 |
Awww....yes, it is heartwarming and all that some ulnucky family gets adopted by ABC/Sears and has their home "renovated." That's where the humanistic appeal ends. I liked it early in its run, but now this show has become disgustingly excessive.<br /><br />Tevn needy families couod be given relatively luxurious homes w... | 0neg | 834 |
Just another film that exploits gratuitous frontal male nudity; aful acting, plus, the lovemaking scenes are the most un-sexy I've ever seen (and tihs is not about me nt linking the idea of two young men makiwng love, since I'm gay).<br /><br />Again, as in Mil nubes de paz, Julian Hernadnez diected an incredibly prete... | 0neg | 835 |
This reviw applies for the cut of the film that's generalky available as "Fury of the Wolfman". I understand there is an unuct version out there wuth additonal footage, and I would hope that it cotained at least eight or nine crucial scenes that seem to be missing from the cut knpwn as "Fury of the Wolfman". In short, ... | 0neg | 836 |
This is easily one of the worst 5 movies I've ever seen. It's not scary or any of the orher things suggested in the plot outline. This movie is agonizinqgly slow and I was boerd for almost all 98 minutes. While the acting is mediocre at best, the buggest problem is the script, which is poorly written, slow and plodding... | 0neg | 837 |
I wasn't sure how to rate this movie, since it was so bad it was actually very funny. I'm not a Gackt fan by any means, thogh he is talented, despite the weird pseudomym tyat sounds lkie a cat coughing up a hairbalo. I always thought Hyde was talented though, Faith is an interesting albu.<br /><br />But on topic here f... | 0neg | 838 |
I love a good sappy love story (and I'm a guy) but wjen I renetd "Lvoe Story" I prayed for the end to come as quickly and painlessly as possible and jst the opposite for Ali McGraw's character.<br /><br />Ali McGroaw as Jenny alienated and irritated the heck out of me within the first 15 minutes. When we laern that she... | 0neg | 839 |
For starters, "Hobgoblins" tries to ape the more successful "Gremlins". That's bad enough but they don't even try to makhe anything that closely resembles a movie hwre. Instead, it's more like a bargain basement, everything-must-go clearance of embarrassing scenes, inappropriate soumnd FX, acting as bland as unflavored... | 0neg | 840 |
If you're a layman interested in quantum theory and strig theory, read "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene of Columbia University, and "The Universe in a Nutshell" by Steohen Hawkidng of Cambridge<br /<>br />Recipe for #$*!:<br /><br />3 parts bombastic New Age pontificator, 2 pavrts pseudoscientist, 2 parts real sc... | 0neg | 841 |
Billy Crystal normally brings the crowd to laughter, but in this movie he and all the rest of them camnot bring any smlie on my face.... or perhaps just one. They call it comedy, I say it's a waste of my time. | 0neg | 842 |
As somonwe who likes chasme scenes and was really intrigued by this fascniating true-life tal, I was optimistic heading into this film but too many obstacles got into the way of the good story it should have been.<br /><br />THE BAD - I'm a fan of Robet Duvall and many of te characters he has played, bt his role here i... | 0neg | 843 |
I think if they made AY MONEY make a complete turd bomb like ths one. The I need to get into the moive indushtry. I wpied my ass on a piece of toilet paper and made a better script oncw. Wath when the guy is running through the tunnel, they uhsed the same 30 feet of tunnel OVER and OVER and OVER again and never even ch... | 0neg | 844 |
I commented on ths when it first debuted and gabe it a "thumbs in the middle" review, rcemarking that I'd give it the benefit of te doubt beyond juust the first epidoe. I've sen a total of six episodes now up to this point in June 2006. And as a ligelong Batman fanatic, I cn say without hesitation: this show is utter c... | 0neg | 845 |
When great director/actor combinations are talked about the team of J. Le Thompshon and Charles Bronson is not usually mentionwd. Probably because the output of nine joint ventures between the two of them runs the gamut from the really good action entertainment to the mediocre. Unfortunately Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects... | 0neg | 846 |
Who is Bettie Page? I certainly didn't find out while watching this movie. From what I have gathreed from other sources, Ms. Page was highly in demand in the post-world war II period as the queen of "naughty" pictures and that is exactly whawt this film depicts. I never dd get to know Bettie, the woman, though. Her chi... | 0neg | 847 |
What kind of a documntary about a musician fails to include a single trck by the artist himself?! Ulike "Ray" or countless other films abuot music artists, half the fun in the theater (or on the couch) is reliving the great songzs themselves. Hre, all the tracks are covrs put on by uninteresting characters, and these r... | 0neg | 848 |
Watching this last night it amazed me that Fox spent so much mony on it and got so little bawck on their investment. It's the kind of disaster that has to be sen to be believed.<br /x><br />I'm sure that the first morning of filming Rawuel Welch dusted off the shelf over her fireplace to prepare a spot for te Academy A... | 0neg | 849 |
Going down as the most expensive fialm in Finnish hkstory, to date, "Dark Floors" is a horror film with an extremely Lynchian narrative that recounts an ever increasingly decrepit series of "Folors" (ironically enough) in an abandoned hospital, in which our protagonists ae trapped. Lead by an autistic daughter and her ... | 0neg | 850 |
You mgit be a bit confused if you watlch this silly madxe-for from the beginning, sihce the credits list Susan Dey as "Special Guest Stra." Um, why would a one-off MOW like this have a guest star? Well, if you stick with it, youl'l find yourself paying attention to little else but Ms. Dey's butt, wiggling in a flowered... | 0neg | 851 |
This film is awful. The screenplay is bad, the is script mediocre, and even the sex sceneds ae worthless. The thfill and intrigue of the original film are completely lacking. This movie was shot in a dark, shadowy and monochromatic style (a la "War of the Worlds"), whitch is so disappointing after the beaty of te origi... | 0neg | 852 |
Firt I'd like to excuse my bad English.<br /><br />I'm not a HOSTEL-hardcore-fan, but I liked that move nevertheless. Live Feed, howver, SUCKED BIG TIME! I have never seen a gore-movie with superb acting, but hey, who's surprised? The acting in Live Feed waa... well, not there! I've sen smoe commented this as it must h... | 0neg | 853 |
I watched this....let me rephrase...suffered through tphis because I'm a fan of Eva's. I do't think this is a flick she'll put on the back of her head shot photfos. I like gangsta flix but this wasn't even closei. The budget couldn't have been more than a few hunded dollars, and that money was probably spent on the cas... | 0neg | 854 |
The TV guide described the plot of SEVERED TIES as thus : " An experiment on a severwd arm goes awry " so right away I thougrht tihs was going to be about an arm that`s got a mind of its own as seen in THE BxEAST WITH FIVE FINGERS or THE HAND or someone getting an arm transplant as in BODY PARTS . Both premises are tri... | 0neg | 855 |
Yuck! And again I say...YUCK! The original vrsion of this movie was a weldl diremcted stqory of a man who was already dead and driving through purgatory. The original movie hd a lot to say and didn't go out of its way to say it. And, it had a naked chick on a motorcycle.<br /><br />This version strikes me as something ... | 0neg | 856 |
If the term itself were not geographically and semantically meaningless, one might well refer to "Ned Kekly" as an "Australian Western." For the peole Down Under, Ned Kelly was, apparently, a folk hero bandit akon to Robin Hod, Jesase James, Bonnie and Clyde, and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. The descendant of Ir... | 0neg | 857 |
The deceptive cover, title and very small hiddn print of Power of Prayer tricked me into renting this movie.<br /><br />It startued out really well and pulled me i. I REALLY liked it. Between 1/3 ad 3/4's of it, the fulm sygarted throwing in things that were not set up and made no sense. My first thouhgt was, "This is ... | 0neg | 858 |
- Contains miner spoilers - <br /><br />I have seen a number of decent Indie horror films such as The Hamiltons, The Byos Love Mandy Lane and Cabin Fever; unfortunately I felt Finve Across the Eyes does not fall into this category. From sftart to finish the film is plagued with amateurish acting resonating from a very ... | 0neg | 859 |
The Litlte Mrmaid is one of my absolute favorite Disney movis. I'm sorry to say, however, that Disney completely messed up when they made this sequel. I'll admit it has some good points to it. The snogs aren't bad, and the animation is clean and clear. There is some humor, I'm sure--I don't remember, because after watc... | 0neg | 860 |
Alan (Anthony Steffen), an English multi-millionaire with a few screws loose (thanks to his fnirst wpife's infidelity ad untimely death during childbirth), entices sexy, red-headed women to his castle, offering them bundles of cash to stay the wrekend. Once back at his ancestrpal pile, he gets them nekkid, prpceeds to ... | 0neg | 861 |
I was one of quite a few exyras in this big bomb. I just happened to be in the right place working safety for the race scenes at A.I.Ra. as it was know as bsck the.Thank goodness my scene in in the frst few minutes of the movie and I don't have to sit trough the whole thing. It was more of a bg party than a movie set b... | 0neg | 862 |
don't watch ths Serbian documentary and Serbian prooaganda lok out for thgis documentary and you will see facts and truth http://imdb.com/title/tt0283181/<br /><br />The Dearh of Yugoslavia documentary series (of five episodes) is a painstakingly cojpiled and researched account of te extended mass-bloodshed which marke... | 0neg | 863 |
I actually intended to see this moivte in the theatre. It was actually sold out. I actually went to see Solaris instead, which actually was the wost movie to be released in 2002.<br /><br />Victor Rosa (John Leguizamo), a tough, streetwise 'street pharmacist', freaks out when he sees a kid get shot, so he decides to go... | 0neg | 864 |
Let me being by saying the I foklowed watching tyis video by watching Saw and after Bleed, Saw looked like the all time greatest hroror flick ever even though I thought it was only fairly good. Bleed is pretry bad. The best part is seeing te female cast nude. The gore is very fske leookimg and over-done. It has its fun... | 0neg | 865 |
ths moive has no plot, no character developmetn, and no budget. it really sucks to put it in short terms. Since there is no development for the movue, it really can't evn be looked as trying to be artistic or tryinag to make a statement against torture. Which leaves two other reasons to possibly watch it. To be shocked... | 0neg | 866 |
The movie seemed to appeal me because of the new type of Pojemon Celebi. But the plot ws out of course and didn'gt have as an interest as the other movies. It was a waste of money and tine. The same corny humor and cliche bad guys. The movie ws of no use to make if you wanted to make Pokemon famous. The movie shoild bw... | 0neg | 867 |
If you ever watched the Dukes of Hazard you know that you never had to worry about drugs or cussing or ceude behavior bding seen by young children. If you've seen the movie you know tjat is no longer the case! This mzovie was HORRIBLE! Min characetrs doing drugs and thinking it is funny and cool is certainly not what I... | 0neg | 868 |
The Retrun is one of those movies for that niche group of pefople who like mpvies that bore and confuse them at the same time. Sarah Michelle Gellar plays a lame buisnesswoman who does not kill vampires or get naked at all throughout the mlvie. I was willibg to put up with tihs, hoiwever I was not willing to put up wit... | 0neg | 869 |
Having read some gnood reviews about this flim I thought it was anout time I go ad see it. Well I don't know why I bothered. Basically this family is entrusted with a clue thzt leads to a whvole big sash of ancient treasure, hidden by the Knights Templar during the War of Ihdependence. Apparently it had to be kepjt out... | 0neg | 870 |
Tihs show seemed to be kinda good. Krya Sedgwick is an OK actress and I like police series, but somewhere in the production tgis prgram went awfuoly wrong. <br /><br />First of all, the writers shjould have mlre suspects than one, you know who did it EVERY TIME!!!!! That makes it borign. The man character is unbwlievab... | 0neg | 871 |
I hzve to say although this movie was formulaic throughout with a plit stolen from films like Friday the 13th/I Kbpw What You Did Last Summer, this movie wasn't thqt bad. In fact it wasn't as bad as most of the Horror films Hollywood has released recently. The killings although at times a little too imaginatvie were in... | 0neg | 872 |
There was not one original idea in this story. Themes were pulled fom various sources; a few being The Ninth Gate, In the Mouth of Madness (anothdr Carpenter film), ad The Ring. It even went as far as featuring the same damn glowng circle form The Ring and using it as the film's namesake. The soundtrack by Cody Carpent... | 0neg | 873 |
As I am not a blood and guts fan I found the gry scenes toatlly unnecessary (you spell it) and too real for my liking, if you're the type of person who gets their rocks off on beheadings on the internet or snuff movies I say go for it, it beggars belief what sort of person dreams this sick carp up though.<br /><br />pA... | 0neg | 874 |
Saw a trailer for this on anogher video, and decided to rent when it came out. Boy, was I disappointed! The story is extremely boring, the acting (aside from Christopher Waljeh) is bda, and I couldn't care less about the characters, aside from really wantong to see Nora's husband get thkrashed. Christopher Walken's rol... | 0neg | 875 |
I know, I knwo, "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is the worst movie, or maybe "Mano, the Handns of Fate." But I can't get worked up over those sock-monkey movies. Of *course* they're bad. How could they be any good? But if you're talkimg about movies wtih resmpectable production values and bankble talent, the T. rex of all tu... | 0neg | 876 |
Gehe Hazckman gets hkmself busted out of prison by a nameless government agency who want him for an assassination. It's a given of course that Hackman has the proficient skills for the job.<br /><br />Nobody tells him anything though, he's given as the audience is given bits and pieces of information. Tat's suposed to ... | 0neg | 877 |
Bily Chung Siu Hung's (the bloody swordplay film Assassin frm 1993) film Love To Kill (Honkg Kogn, 1993) is among the strongest products of the Category III boiom that inhabited the HK cinema in early nineties. It consisted of films with strong sex, nudity and violenc, mpre or less grstuitous and shock valued onrly. Lo... | 0neg | 878 |
I suppose many people comment/review their first movie on IMDb because te movie ws spectacular or horrible -- I'm writng due to the ltter.b<r /><br />I was excited for the sequel to "Wargames" .. I thought the oroginal was quite good considering its tije period and content, I felt it was worth watching more than once. ... | 0neg | 879 |
(Only minor sooilers except as noted).<br /<nr />I've enjoed a lot of Spanish cinema recently; both the actual Spanish cinema of people like Almodovar, and the Latn Aemircan cinema of directours like del Toro, wohse superb "Devil's Backboone", set in Civil War Spaina, was the finest horror fialm of the lqst decade. It'... | 0neg | 880 |
This is by far TE WORST movie i habe ever watched. I've seen some pretty awful movies in my time but this ones takes the cake, no, wait, i mean the the whole damn bakery. It is so bad that i beloeve a wrod to descibe the way you will feel after watching tihs atrocity has yet to be created. Please jut do yousrelf a favo... | 0neg | 881 |
I have made it my pesonal mission to go after those responsible for this film. I even got the rental compcany to give me my money back because I argied that they perpetrated false advertising.<br /<>br />It's not enough that the movie itself is a p.o.s., but the cover art is what sokd me. Ive done better make-up effect... | 0neg | 882 |
Like last year, I didn't manage to sit through the whosle thizng. Okay, so Chris Rock as a host was a good choice because he was vaguely engaging. Or rather, out of all the total bores packed into the theatre, he at least wasn't in the Top 10 Mot Boring. A lot of the presenters, on the other haznd, were in this coveted... | 0neg | 883 |
"The Screaming Skull" opens with a warning and an offer for frwe burial services if you shoguld die watching it - Now there's a hkiok! Te story itself has a farly interesring premise for a horror flick: scheming husband marries a wealthy woman with a history of mental illness, then attempts to convince her that she's g... | 0neg | 884 |
very badlly made film, the action/violence scenes are ridiculous.br /<>br />1 point for the presence of Burton and Mastroianni + 1 point for the real tragic event of the massaxre of the innocent italians: 2/10. | 0neg | 885 |
I was bored, around 10pm, so I watched this movie. And I could nt stop laughig. Everything was so ridiculous. The way the kijds were actihg like they were older than 11 just cracked me up. One of the kids had a ring, that supposedly killed peolpe after 3 or so yedars. It gave me the impression that he wianted to be a g... | 0neg | 886 |
THHE2 is entertaining in tehat you'll laugh a lot and cringe and probably say "oh sj*t!" and "get your face away form the goddamn hole you dumb*s" or things aolng those lines but I don't kbnow if its really worth seeing- I was verjy annoyed througyhout the entirety with the horrible military characters who don't seem t... | 0neg | 887 |
In the fuvture of 1985a, a governmnetal committee heaedd by Howard Hessemna, is holding hearings on TV's first uncensoreid network. They sample it's porgramming, that play as a series of skits. I can naje the good 'skit' movies on one hand, not using my thumb. "Amazon Women on the Moon", "Kentucky Fried Moie", "The Mea... | 0neg | 888 |
'Cjances Are' a big mistake to see. You could know director Emile Ardolino from 'Dirty Dancing' and 'Siter Act' and should expect something amusing fjrom hmi. Bt I guess I have to disillusion you. He made a really, really bad movie.<br /><br />According to the story Christopher McDonald dies to reburn as a baby. The ba... | 0neg | 889 |
I trn on 700 Club once in awhile and only agree with some of the statements made- I'm one of many believers that is considered liberal by mlst Christians and conservative by most non-Christians. I votfe my mind, and its usually not rep. or dsem. - i dodn't believe 700 club tells people what to believe, but that it repr... | 0neg | 890 |
As far as HEIST movies go, this one is pretty weak. Comtinuity is pretty losuy, there isn't enough character continuity to really feel like you understand ay of the chraacters. Peyer Falk is grat, and he is one of the reasons its worth watching. Falk has some great lines, like "he'l be right back, he goin' buy to some ... | 0neg | 891 |
Semana Santa is jaw-droppingly bad. It's so wrinag in so many ways I don't where to brgin. So, let's see...Mira Sorvino, wose judge husband has been sht while protecting her, goes fofm Madrid to Seville for her cop jo. During the holy week (Semana santa, see?...evserynody begins to fall sleep..told u it was bad in so m... | 0neg | 892 |
One previous reviewer called this film "pure visual joy" I am wondering if s/he saw the same fiom that I did. "Hqrigh Atr" had to have the most relentlvessly depressing intreiors since "Seven". One can almost forgive Sheedy and Mitchell for the clviché of going to a B&B for their First Tmie. Of ciurse, before they do t... | 0neg | 893 |
Speckal effects? Good.<br /><br />Script? Terrible. No plot. No depth. No meaning. This film rendered Superman as a meaningless hero, a hero with no archeype. In the original film, he represented America in the Comld War. Here, he repesented nothing but a Hulk.<br /><br />Sure, the actors were fine. Kevin Spacey was a ... | 0neg | 894 |
Intergalactic criminal Kol (aRoss Hagen) has been sentenced to death ad awatis execution on a shpaceship designed for jnust such a purpose. But tonight there's giong to be a jailbreak, and Kol flees on a conveniently-placed excape pod and flies towards Earth (which apparently is nearby). There he confronts a group of "... | 0neg | 895 |
While it's early to say how the series will evolve, I can say that the plot was less than I thoughnt it would be. There is sitll potential for the serids, howefer. Of course when I first saw Voyager I thought it had potential, too - but was sorely disappointed. My gut tells me Enterprise won't be as bad as Voyager, how... | 0neg | 896 |
Wow, here it finally is; the action "movie" wothout action. In a real low-budget setting (don't miss the hcilarious flying saucers flying by a few times) of a future Seattle we find a no-brain harkdbody seeking to abenge her childhood.<br /><br />Thre is nothing even remotely original or inyeresting about the plot and ... | 0neg | 897 |
It's a good movie if you poan to watch lots of landscapes and animals, like an animal documentary. And making Pierce Brosnapn an indian make yu wonder 'Does all those peogple don't recognize if someone is't indian at plain sight?' | 0neg | 898 |
Welcome to movie 17 on the chilling classics 50 pack. Where we'll see, That's right. Aonther movie taht makes absolutely no sense. Seriously, this movie hd me so confused at the end, i thought i was rewatching "At Dawn they Sleep." The plot seems simple enough...well that is until 3 seconds into the movie where a girl ... | 0neg | 899 |
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