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533,423 | 70,535 | 85,615 | 1 | Confusing and boring | Avoid this film like the KGB . A Ruskie cop spends a lot of time running around in the snow looking for a murderer . Meanwhile , the viewer is bombarded with dull dialogue , a meandering storyline , and pointless activity . Nothing in the whole picture made a bit of sense . I coulda been out on the porch swatting flies... |
533,511 | 70,535 | 56,435 | 1 | Safe at home ! But out at Home Box Office . | What a stinker ! I called this turkey out before it reached first base . Ok , it was one of those cutsey films for the whole family with a message at the end , but . . . . What about the M & M boys , you ask ? Don't , please . I've seen more animation from a corpse . A cigar store indian has more life to it . Even a di... |
533,118 | 70,535 | 41,841 | 1 | Grimey , grumpy grunt greets green gyrenes : makes men of milksop mama's minions | Listless blood and guts yarn typical of this genre and era . Big John plays his usual hard nose , take no crap character as he prepares his charges to die for the big money boys . The battle scenes were laughable as we hear some grunt quip , " doggonnit , they got me in the same spot as before " . The jerk got shot bec... |
533,339 | 70,535 | 91,278 | 1 | This eagle is made out of silly putty | A teen-age boy , who is not in the military and has not trained to be a jet pilot , takes off for a foreign country to rescue his dad . If this is not ridiculous enough , he talks a Colonel in the Air Force into helping him get his hands on a jet [ wow ! ] . To make the picture even more absurd , the Colonel risks his ... |
533,133 | 70,535 | 101,272 | 1 | I thought this slop would never end | Who wrote this ? I demand to know ! This person should be ashamed . What a boring , pathetic mess . Lame jokes ? They abounded . Silly dialogue ? Plenty . This was simply a bad piece of filmwork . There must be an audience for this drivel , because it seems to be selling . What a world . |
532,543 | 70,535 | 102,951 | 1 | This dog should be soaped thoroughly and then washed down the drain | The writer of this drivel must have slipped on the Irish Spring while showering and cracked his noodle . The thing made no sense , it just rambled thoughtlessly about from one boring , asinine scene to the next . About as funny as finding a roach in your soup . |
533,417 | 70,535 | 106,760 | 1 | No deception here , this was just double dumb | Bad acting , pathetic script , utterly stupid tale from start to end . Watching James Russo I couldn't help wondering if he studied every James Caan film ever made or if he just happened to have all Caan's mannerisms : the thrown back shoulders , the cocky walk , the facial expressions ; all were there . His character ... |
532,379 | 70,535 | 118,566 | 1 | Just what was this crap all about ? | Lucky ' Fix-it ' Mann meets an unhappy , frustrated female client and winds up in bed with her after mouthing some of the most boring one liners I've ever heard . Meanwhile , Lucky's equally frustrated wife falls into bed with Lucky's girlfriend's hubby after some equally abysmal dialogue . Is Hollywood so desperate fo... |
533,117 | 70,535 | 110,620 | 1 | This bloated corpse is guaranteed to nod'ja off | What was the purpose of this gibberish unless to aggravate all lovers of vampire film . Amateur hour performances , exhausted dialogue , totally ridiculous use of the camera , and then there was the big finale [ a concoction as stale as last week's salad ] . Two fangs down to this empty casket . |
533,182 | 70,535 | 116,629 | 1 | How can something so big be so bad ? | What did I like about this movie . Well , it was in color . Much better than black and white . Let's see , the language used was English . Made it easier to understand than , say , Mandarin . Oh , yeah , I almost forgot . I didn't have to pay anything to see it . Financially that is ; I did have to clock off a couple h... |
533,424 | 70,535 | 91,164 | 1 | Whores and politicos make dull bedfellows | A bored woman decides to become a whore to break the monotony . One of her clients falls in love with her and draws her into a web of inner-city political intrigue . This ' story ' meandered about like the Colorado River . Boring dialogue , confusing story , no entertainment value . I'd rather watch golf . |
533,121 | 70,535 | 91,178 | 1 | Not one single thing was funny | Nervous radio entertainer and his girlfriend are going to be married . So to unwind a bit , they go to his family estate which turns out to be a really huge castle replete with all manner of weird characters . Some guy dressed up like Lon Chaney was bumping folks off , then running to his secret hideout . I suppose he ... |
532,970 | 70,535 | 93,437 | 1 | Count Dracula is rolling over in his casket | What was this piece of garbage , anyway ? Was it a comedy ? Drama ? Or just a vehicle for a bunch of spoiled actors to take home a big payday ? It certainly was not entertainment . Shallow ? Yes . Insipid ? Certainly . Plain silly ? To be sure . I don't like comedy vampire films to start with , and this crap just took ... |
533,349 | 70,535 | 43,743 | 1 | Part comedy , part suspense , all bad | Excruciatingly boring tale of a thief who steals a famous painting for another man and then double crosses him . Along the way a young woman is brought into the deal to create a forgery of the painting and she winds up falling for one of the crooks . This crushing bore went on interminably as the 2 groups went about tr... |
532,729 | 70,535 | 87,800 | 1 | supposed to be a fright film . . . . supposed to be | I have been more frightened watching Saturday Night Live . There was nothing scary about it . It was too juvenile to be a fright movie . Teens might like it , if they are very immature . |
532,492 | 70,535 | 63,467 | 1 | Sex and prudery in jolly old England | Had I known this junk was populated with a bunch of second rate Brit players I would have run for the hills . Extremely dull fare with lots of shrill , rapid talking limey accents and not a whole lot of anything else . David Niven never made a decent film his whole career , and this bilge was right down on the bottom .... |
532,958 | 70,535 | 98,994 | 1 | uneventful , dull , senseless . . . . | What was the purpose of this film ? I suggest it was to make a handful of actors and their producers and director a big payday for doing nothing . Even my favorite actor , Bruce Dern , couldn't keep my interest in this boring movie . A braindead ex-pugilist falls in with a weird woman and her relatives . He starts out ... |
533,283 | 70,535 | 50,301 | 1 | More stupid Jerry | Once again Jerry stinks up the big screen with his hyperactive sthick . Here he offers the ultimate in corny jokes along with a ' hoods become angels with the right kindly influence ' story . If you really like Jerry then you'll most likely go for this one , otherwise it will bore you senseless . |
533,412 | 70,535 | 173,771 | 1 | This documentary is more deceased than one of Romero's zombies | Dull analysis of George Romero's films , a gentleman who apparently went to the Roger Corman School of Film Making . A lot of words were spoken about Mr . Romero and his unusual method of shooting pictures . All this excess verbal diarrhea and the fact remains that Romero is a low budget hack who can't get a big money ... |
532,503 | 70,535 | 61,177 | 1 | Nothing's up with this limp wiener | What drivel ! Lame jokes , and I do mean lame . Pitiful choreographing job with the " karate " sequences . Not to mention that incredibly stupid knife fight on the balcony . What was the purpose of this film anyway , to show the talents of the Lovin'Spoonful ? That was the only good part I saw , and they didn't even do... |
533,200 | 70,535 | 120,591 | 1 | The worst film I've seen in over a decade | I thought this was going to be a serious film on survival , but instead it was a childish romp through kiddie land . I hate crap like this where you have adults , genius adults at that , acting like half witted pre-teens . This unbelievable story could have been interesting , after all it is just a movie . But remove a... |
532,679 | 70,535 | 72,281 | 1 | What a deadly dull piece of drivel ! | Well , folks , you can't get much worse than this in cinema . Silly dialogue , uninspired acting , no drama at all , and just plain boring . Even a truck load of popcorn couldn't dull the pain of having to sit through this stupid , slovenly satire . It never ceases to leave me in utterly flabbergasted consternation as ... |
532,655 | 70,535 | 74,157 | 1 | like all films in this genre , it stunk | A brilliant professor and his sidekick journey to the center of the earth in a huge machine which screws its way to the core . There , naturally , they find all kinds of things that are intent on killing and eating them . Plus , of course , a love interest for the young sidekick . Ho hum , does the plot never take a di... |
533,519 | 70,535 | 65,511 | 1 | Namath gets sacked again . . . . this time by the critics | Joe threw the biggest bomb of his career and unfortunately it was intercepted by the viewers . This wasn't the stupidest film I've ever seen , but close . It wasn't the poorest performed , but mighty close . It was awfully close to being the most boring experience of my movie career ; even Ann M . couldn't help in that... |
532,922 | 70,535 | 76,070 | 1 | idiotic , boring , unbelievable , shallow . A bomb ! | I don't have enough room here to list all the faults in this show . It was written as a serious police movie , and came off as a boring , totally unrealistic shoot-em-up . Eastwood played his usual tough , maverick cop part , but not with the flair he has in some of his better films . This junk has been done and done a... |
532,806 | 70,535 | 91,828 | 1 | a raw deal for anyone who watches this turkey | How this gets filmed is beyond me . It has every cliche in the book , several times over . Not even a good action movie , although there was plenty of it to go around . Lousy filming , lousy acting , lousy plot , lousy action scenes . It will go down in my book as one of the most boring , stupid movies I have ever seen... |
532,714 | 70,535 | 120,008 | 1 | long on gunfire , short on story | This movie was plain sorry . Thin plot , pitiful acting , senseless action scenes . This was just another program aimed at the mindless action crowd . Two or three million rounds were fired between 2 groups at odds with each other . Very few of them hit their targets . . . who teaches these hit men to shoot ? This was ... |
532,767 | 70,535 | 74,301 | 1 | This swill was popular television ? | You must wonder about the intelligence of TV viewers during the seventies when this gibberish was on top . I saw my first episode last week and was totally amazed at the amateur hour presented therein . A sixth grade dialogue , extremely emaciated plot , downright silly action scenes as the " girls " took on ruthless d... |
533,286 | 70,535 | 62,711 | 1 | My hat is off to anyone who can sit through this space junk | This turkey bombed right after the opening credits closed . I couldn't sit through more than 15 minutes of this insubstantial celluloid silliness . Boring , and I mean deadly dull , dialogue , though spoken in English [ for the most part ] , made no real sense at all . Yes , Jane looked great but how long can one be ex... |
533,250 | 70,535 | 104,454 | 1 | How about calling this one Howie's Dead End | Lavish sets , gorgeous scenery , top notch acting , and flawless props and costumes couldn't make this anything but a confusing tale of upper crust British snobbery vs . the downtrodden lesser mortals . To me this picture was dull and torpid because it seemed to merely meander about the lives of 3 families whose lives ... |
532,625 | 70,535 | 111,359 | 1 | Should have called this one ' Small Tail " | I searched for one word to describe this film and came up with dumb . That seems to fit the entire boring , badly acted , silly scripted , nonsensical mess . What was Swayze doing in this production anyway , he is usually in a more mainstream element ? I doubt if even a child got anything out of this screwy movie . I c... |
532,803 | 70,535 | 87,332 | 1 | very boring , idiotic bilge | Another popular film that to me is simply awful . This was supposed to be funny , but was just plain silly . Badly written , but could have been an ok film had it been done slightly more seriously . I know it was meant to be a comedy , and that is ok . However , it just didn't play as written . Really abysmal . 1 star ... |
532,923 | 70,535 | 78,767 | 1 | Not one bit scarey | Well , I paid good money to be frightened , and all I did was yawn . The story was ineffective , the acting was abysmal , the evening was a total loss . I've been more scared walking thru the local church's haunted house at the end of October . This turkey should be thoroughly cooked and buried deep . |
533,166 | 70,535 | 60,897 | 1 | they shouldn't have returned | I could have done with the seven gunslingers just staying away . This sequel should never have been done , the first did it all and better . The plot was a turkey , the acting was turkey , the direction , production , camera work . . . all turkey . Whoever put out this junk should be tarred and feathered . May they not... |
533,454 | 70,535 | 109,303 | 1 | Blown away is what should happen to the guy that wrote this bunk | This is one of the most dull action films yet . The IRA is at it again with their bombs . Hasn't this horse been beaten long enough ? Jimmy Cagney was doing this act back during the depression . Enough , already . And what was with all these brogues ? Tommy Lee is a great actor , but that irish lilt of his went over li... |
532,491 | 70,535 | 87,175 | 1 | Dull dream drama | This was a total wipeout : not one minute amount , not a smattering , of anything worth seeing . I usually like Quaid but he had nothing to work with on this flopperoo . The cycle scene was particularly annoying ; the guy could barely ride it off at first , then he is makes a spectacular jump successfully shortly there... |
533,406 | 70,535 | 76,666 | 1 | Vinnie Barbarino dances the night away | This turkey was undercooked and served up wet . A mouthy , stupid punk in New York City gets the hots for some equally empty headed girl and spends the entire film chasing her . They kiss , they argue , she pushes him away , they wind up dancing . What a loser , really bad , movie . I must say I liked the music , but t... |
533,405 | 70,535 | 113,481 | 1 | Very , very dumb , boring film | I have no idea what took place in this movie . It made no sense , was pitifully acted , and the story was totally idiotic . See , this guy had an implant in his head which made him a walking computer of some sort . So then , some bad guys wanted him to do something he didn't want to do , so they tried to mess up his he... |
532,809 | 70,535 | 98,439 | 1 | boring cop show | Too bad the writers in tinsel town couldn't come up with a better program than this . Should have called it " Bango and Trash " , because that is what it did and what it was . Boring action scenes , dumb plot that has been done a million times , and uninspired acting . And why not ? I couldn't get excited listening to ... |
533,183 | 70,535 | 117,998 | 1 | idiotic , boring , silly , corny , lousy acting , nothing new | All the hype that surrounded this garbage should be heaped upon the head of the person who submitted this piffle to the general public . Heaped upon his head after being carved in granite that is . A more juvenile movie would be hard to imagine , but I suppose the folks in Hollywood can do it if anyone can . I almost b... |
532,475 | 70,535 | 118,002 | 1 | Too bad if you see | I couldn't stand but 30 minutes of this swill . Lame , utterly stupid jokes used in the most idiotic instances : third grade dialogue with a kindergarten story . Who wrote this crap ? Even Sandra looked like hell , positively fat . Putrid ! |
533,518 | 70,535 | 78,492 | 1 | Good grief ! | One of the worst of the worst war / action films . Incredibly stupid dialogue coupled with odiously pitiful performances by some of Hollywood's most inane " stars " made for a genuinely dull evening at the drive-in . Fortunately for me , I had a nice looking , albeit empty headed female with me , so the evening wasn't ... |
533,560 | 70,535 | 69,883 | 1 | Swab jockey falls for bar room whore | Veteran sailor meets and walks the plank for a 2 bit , drunken slut with a welfare child who lives in a hovel that was so nasty a rat wouldn't slip inside and take a dump . Plus , the hooker was pregnant from an unknown source . If swabbie marries the worthless drunk it'll make him feel good . Feel good . Can anybody s... |
532,558 | 70,535 | 115,742 | 1 | Ryder should stick to shoplifting ; she's better at it | Silly , impressionable young teens will probably go for this idiotic time waster but all others should be offended . I found all those schoolboys to be irritating beyond belief and Ryder to be sluggish and phony . How convenient for the young lads to have totally empty hallways in a house full of rambunctious boys as t... |
533,445 | 70,535 | 52,901 | 1 | Typical British flummery | At being scary this bilge failed miserably . The Jeckyl / Hyde helper was funnier than he was horrifying . This slop was probably effective 40 years ago when playing to a theater full of hyperactive 8 year olds , but it was plain silly in the here and now . What was with the opening 15 minutes of prattle by some ramrod... |
532,465 | 70,535 | 104,027 | 1 | Cross this off your list | Goldie played an unfit mother with a troubled son . Very shallow story . Boring . |
532,665 | 70,535 | 113,808 | 1 | Boredom and trouble in the bedroom | Dull look at several couples who are no longer able to relate to each other so they either break off the relationship or start sleeping around . This was painful to sit through for me but it did point out that the boy / girl stuff is more flash than bang . |
532,418 | 70,535 | 166,396 | 1 | Excruciating , agonizing trip into total boredom | What a lousy , pathetic , downright dull film . Nothing even remotely amusing occured during the entire mess ; unless you want to consider the sadly laughable plot , the corny dialogue , the dispirited performances . The only thing I enjoyed about this one was the scenery and that was not nearly enough to keep me even ... |
533,230 | 70,535 | 82,533 | 1 | Should have called this " The Hurling " . . . . | . . . . because that is what I felt like doing after watching this drivel . This rot was like all other wolfman films - redundant , boundlessly boring , hackneyed , poorly performed , even more poorly scripted , and finally , just plain silly . Why this garbage gets such high ratings is beyond my range of understanding... |
533,357 | 70,535 | 71,569 | 1 | Not a sin maybe , but still bad | A salty sailor of the seven seas , acting like Indiana Jones with a wraparound do-rag , vies with a venomous demon worshipper for a golden amulet which will allow the holder to rule the world . . . . or some such crap . The story was dumb , the special effects especially non special , and the props looked like they wer... |
533,584 | 70,535 | 67,245 | 1 | 2 heads aren't always better than one | Bruce Dern stars [ ? ] in this unbelievably god awful film about a really way out doctor / scientist who decides to graft the head of a criminally insane man to the body of a retardo . What followed was one of the worst movies to ever come out of the entertainment industry in many years . I saw it at a drive-in in Hous... |
533,126 | 70,535 | 81,237 | 1 | What a total bore ! | I watched the first 45 minutes of this garbage and turned the set off just before I fell out of my chair into a deep sleep . All that was going on was a bunch of military rejects were running around in a castle somewhere acting stupid . No purpose to this drivel , just a string of really dull dialogue and silliness . -... |
532,834 | 70,535 | 102,005 | 1 | A gross insult to motorcycles and cigarettes | Not one line of dialogue , not one frame of film , nothing about this piece of crap was entertaining . Don Johnson should be ashamed , Mickey Rourke probably said , " another lousy acting performance , nothing new for me . " The action scenes were pitifully set up looking ; a 5 year old couldn't get excited over this b... |
532,466 | 70,535 | 104,437 | 1 | they tried , but it just wasn't funny | This sequel was just not funny . The nutty professor screwed up again , but this time he made the baby into a 50 foot monster . I was not impressed . |
532,434 | 70,535 | 119,640 | 1 | Shiver me timbers ! This wreck belongs under the poop deck | I wonder if the players in this film hated having to go through the motions of imitating comedy . I think they were probably embarrassed because they couldn't find something better to lend their talents to . The jokes and gags in this thing were older than dirt and dumber than a gourd . The writer of this bilge should ... |
532,816 | 70,535 | 42,256 | 1 | Slower than molasses in mid-winter Michigan | Dreary , dull , endless dialogue between a disgruntled limey and various other characters . Power didn't fit the part of a young man at all , looking far older than his years . This film kept promising action but just never delivered . Nice props and lots of activity , but a deadly bore . |
533,450 | 70,535 | 108,316 | 1 | Pitiful , absolutely pitiful | This junk bore as much resemblance to the novel as a pickle slice does to a cucumber . The film makers took the Alamo section out of the book , made it into a movie , and said it was based on the book . Hah ! Wonder what they did to induce Mr . Michener to endorse this piece of fluff ? It was just another Davy Crockett... |
533,257 | 70,535 | 110,587 | 1 | Romantic comedy with little romance and even less humor | Paul Reiser , a . k . a . Mr . Gesture , did ok in this one , but it was still a dog . The dialogue was beyond droll and juvenile , and the story went way beyond anything even remotely interesting . I always enjoy the shows where all the troubles and strife are overcome in the end when the pair unite in love forever . ... |
533,323 | 70,535 | 114,369 | 1 | SPOILERS Another droll serial killer tale | A demented killer is stalked by the police after a series of bizarre murders occurred . The cops rack their brains trying to figure out the killer's weird thinking , but finally take him in rather easily . Shrewd little killer that he is , he has a ' nice ' surprise in store for one of the cops . This picture was too c... |
532,782 | 70,535 | 82,158 | 1 | Jalopies of Ire | What a dull and tiring film . I managed to sit through 45 minutes of this bilge before throwing in the towel . There was nothing even remotely interesting occurring and I foresaw only more meaningless gibberish ahead . I found the Jew with attitude , Abrahams , an obnoxious , irritating twerp out to prove something ; w... |
533,130 | 70,535 | 90,756 | 1 | vulgar , meaningless sexual violence | What was the purpose of this film ? I found nothing in it that I could even remotely relate to . It was just a jumble of deviant sex scenes , boring dialogue , & meaningless scenes involving foolish acting people . An utter piece of garbage . |
533,261 | 70,535 | 73,069 | 1 | This film was perfect . . . . perfectly awful | The makers of this bilge should be ashamed . I'll wager Jack Palance's face still turns red when this turkey is brought up in his presence . I would say the same of Joan Collins , but this movie could well be the high point of her pathetic career . The budget couldn't have gone much over a few grand , and most of that ... |
532,364 | 70,535 | 71,110 | 1 | Joe Petroni should have rigged this plane to crash | Too bad Bin Laden wasn't around to send a stinger missile up the tailpipe of this crowbait . Rarely have I been subjected to such mundane dialogue and tepid action as I was with this junk . Even THE PREZ couldn't help keep this vulture in the air . My main gripe with the picture was the portrayal of Helen Reddy as a nu... |
532,386 | 70,535 | 59,885 | 1 | This train should have been derailed in the station | Who in the name of all that is holy came up with this puppy excrement ? Who ever heard of a middle aged geezer flying missions against der fuerer ? What was the purpose of mis-casting Frank Snotra as the smooth talking flyboy ; because he was just as slick off camera ? The POW's were out in a desert area but ol ' brown... |
532,650 | 70,535 | 59,800 | 1 | 007 does it again - flops , that is | This was perhaps the worst of all the Bond films I have seen , and I have seen some turkeys . In this one he goes after SPECTER again . When will he finally shut down this gang of toughs ? This time they are going to blow up something important with an atomic bomb if somebody doesn't make a big pay-off . Yawn ! ! So of... |
532,427 | 70,535 | 79,844 | 1 | A masterpiece turned into a disasterpiece | Seldom have I seen a great book turned into such a putrid mess as with this bomb . The make-up was pathetic , the acting even more so , and the " spooky " props were a joke . The only decent scene was when the little boy hovered outside the bedroom window begging to be let in . That was effective . The rest of the film... |
532,660 | 70,535 | 120,539 | 2 | Seemed like it ran a year | You better like Neil or this will be an interminable trip through bad music hell . Not nearly as good as his ' 72 film " Journey Through the Past " , it still had a few fun moments but was mostly dull interviews and grainy , endless concert footage . Young needs to drop the gangsta / rapper look ; in fact the entire ba... |
533,452 | 70,535 | 109,021 | 2 | Too much ' bull ' in this pasture | Eight seconds is how long I wish this crap had lasted ; it seemed like eight hours . Two cowpokes travel around in a Cadillac , hanging around in bars boozing and chasing women . Then the action picks up when they go to rodeos . Oh , boy ! Just what I wanted to see . Some brainless cowboy getting on a steer , or whatev... |
533,191 | 70,535 | 120,461 | 2 | waste of time | Boring is what this one was . All that happened was a bunch of lava rolled down the street , and the good guys re-routed it into the ocean . As this was happening Tommy Lee Jones ran around screaming orders and whining about his silly little daughter . I knew what was going to happen at every turn . What a predictable ... |
533,547 | 70,535 | 59,260 | 2 | sickeningly silly romp with the Beatles | Ringo has a ring belonging to a cult of murderous zealots . They think because he is wearing the ring that he has to be sacrificed . The chase is on , with all the Beatles trying to keep their drummer from being killed . This was so stupid that it would take a real Beatle nut to accept it as it is . Which I did when it... |
532,674 | 70,535 | 93,565 | 2 | Cher needs to share this turkey with the buzzards | I don't care how many nominations this junk got for best this and that , this movie stunk . I didn't know whether to turn off the set , or file a lawsuit with O . J . ' s attorney for wrongful damage to my mental health . I have seldom been this bored ; to call this dung entertainment is a slap in the face of every mov... |
532,526 | 70,535 | 111,282 | 2 | not much to this flop | I usually like the time travel theme , but this turkey was the exception . A group of special forces toughs , and a scientist go through some kind of time and space warp into a parallel world . For my money they could have went through the warp and stopped the film right there . Coulda saved me 2 hours of intense bored... |
533,453 | 70,535 | 109,287 | 2 | This could have been called " Home Alone Hits the Jackpot " | A young boy comes into a lot of money and promptly begins to live it up . Unfortunately , the man whose money it really is happens to be very bad . He wants his loot back . When he discovers who has the bucks , he begins trying to get it back . He keeps getting foiled by this little kid who is just lucky enough to keep... |
532,478 | 70,535 | 100,403 | 2 | The best thing about this film was when it was ended | Was this the worst picture I've ever seen ? No , but it was a close call . Extremely juvenile , excessively super stud / hardass dialogue , pathetic , idiotic story displaying enough spent ammo to wipe out a third of L . A . I rooted for the monster all the way through to wipe out these dumbass cops : anything to stop ... |
533,458 | 70,535 | 111,742 | 2 | To the doghouse with this puppy | What the devil is Jack Nicholson doing in this dog . Is James Spader having trouble finding good scripts these days . This was a wolfman film , for God's sake . Wolfman ! I can see a two bit actor like Lon Chaney spending his entire life making offbeat canine movies , but not these two fine actors . What is this world ... |
533,587 | 70,535 | 48,750 | 2 | Hitch blew this one | Unutterably boring dialogue , completely silly story , but lovely scenery . I kept waiting for something to happen , but all that ever went on was a group of folks kept burying and digging up a dead guy . Two of the people thought they were responsible for the death and were trying to hide the evidence and circumstance... |
533,455 | 70,535 | 109,568 | 2 | I'm not dead , but I would like some revenge | Ok . This could have been a good film if it had a total rewrite . And a different director . Plus a few decent actors would have helped . I mean , Randy Travis ? As a ranger ? PLEASE ! ! This guy has the acting ability of a seed tick . And the voice of bullfrog that has went ' rivit ' one time to many . He needs to sti... |
532,969 | 70,535 | 60,121 | 2 | Quite , quite , QUITE ! bad | This has to be the worst garbage Peck ever came up in . This crap has more holes in it than a block of Kraft swiss cheese . How did a college professor mix it up with a hitman capable of breaking a door down with his bare hands ? How did he survive being rolled from a moving van on an expressway ? How did he manage to ... |
533,070 | 70,535 | 96,438 | 2 | I found this to be very boring and silly | I didn't like this mess at all . It was too juvenile for me ; I should have known when I heard that it was animated that I would feel this way . If you like silly comic strip who-dun-its , then go see this one . |
532,467 | 70,535 | 105,629 | 2 | not even remotely funny or entertaining | Why can't someone as talented and funny as Robin Williams make a better film than this ? I don't know how to describe this movie - it was just plain dumb and boring . It made no sense to me . Don't bother . |
532,927 | 70,535 | 114,214 | 2 | hammy , overacted , silly piece of garbage | I can recommend this film highly to everyone ! ! If you are having trouble sleeping , that is . How this junk got out to the public I can't fathom . It offered nothing in the way of drama ; it did offer , however , some of the silliest ' comedy ' which was not intended to be comedy . At least I don't think it was meant... |
532,519 | 70,535 | 38,975 | 3 | Although not spiral , the staircase was the most interesting aspect | The final half hour of this film was fairly entertaining but it couldn't make up for the deadly dull first hour . This cornball scarefest complete with the neverending thunderstorm never got off the ground for me ; probably was spooky 50 years ago but today was merely laughable . I did like the creepy basement . |
533,392 | 70,535 | 112,642 | 3 | Goofy ghost gunk | What was this all about ? A supposed to be ghostly comedy with cool animation , uproarious hilarity , really hot props and slick gizmos , and choice acting by big name stars . Instead we get one big monumental bore . This crap should make like an apparition and disappear . |
532,669 | 70,535 | 116,493 | 3 | People want these obnoxious little brats ? | This wasn't what I thought it was going to be . Mainly it was way too juvenile , but also the actors gave unconvincing performances . Probably a decent film for kids , and it carried a good message of forgiveness in the end , but I figure I'm too long in the tooth for this style of entertainment . |
532,870 | 70,535 | 60,980 | 3 | Was this show stupid , bad , dull , or silly ? Try all of these | To start off , there was way too much crooning by Dino : the producers shouldn't assume every viewer enjoys the mellifluous moanings of this drunken Italian . Phony fight scenes , " super cool " gadgets , tepid story , puny pyrotechnics , pathetic acting : all this made for one more bland 90 minutes . Furthermore , I f... |
532,681 | 70,535 | 48,078 | 3 | One of the worst movies ever | What was good for westerns was equally bad for the horror genre . . . and that was Roger Corman's leaving one and going to the other . What a goofy idea this was for something called entertainment . The Confederate Army was in such bad shape it had to recruit a group of scumbags from death row to bring in a traitor and... |
532,690 | 70,535 | 120,828 | 3 | Ford's worst effort yet | Cliche riddled , flimsy " Gilligan's Island " rip-off wannabe . The dialogue alone turned me to concrete , but the so-called excitement really hardened the mixture . This dull mess was a total waste of good talent ; so predictable that at times I could almost say the lines ahead of the players . Both thumbs down . |
533,526 | 70,535 | 105,377 | 3 | Another stupid wolf attack picture | The Far North in 1935 is the setting for this dull film . An Eskimo man falls out with his father , the tribal leader , over which of them gets " the woman " . He and the woman must flee to parts unknown after he kills a man in self defense . Soon a mountie is on his trail which forces him to brave the frozen tundra al... |
533,181 | 70,535 | 116,313 | 3 | Somewhat funny , well acted | While not as funny as " What's Up , Doc ? " , I thought this one was ok . I like a comedy to cause me to fall on the floor laughing , but it didn't happen with " Wives " . It did touch a nerve concerning the behavior of many husbands ; the guy with the younger bimbo was a classic example of a silly middle aged man tryi... |
532,974 | 70,535 | 64,615 | 3 | bad guys go for the gold | Bad guy forces a sheriff to lead him and his band in search of a hoard of gold . They must go high into the mountains , and while there they cross paths with some evil cavalry men . Then a group of rascally citizens and a band of injuns take an interest in things . Below average western , not enough action and exciteme... |
533,069 | 70,535 | 96,037 | 3 | Had no idea bad could be this bad | Think of everything that could be wrong with a film , triple these things , cover them with a coat of raw sewage then set them on fire and you will have a piece of charbroiled pigslop called " Satisfaction " . Tepid , low rent comedy dealing with 4 simpering teen rocker wannabe girls and their dorked out boyfriend . I ... |
532,429 | 70,535 | 57,071 | 3 | I've had more laughs watching paint dry | This was one of the most pathetic attempts at comedy to ever come out of Hollywood . A more silly script has never been written and a performance has rarely been done so badly . I did enjoy the 3 Stooges , but I have to wonder why they lowered themselves to this level . And Charles Bronson ! They made a mockery of one ... |
533,020 | 70,535 | 58,725 | 3 | Not just a bore . . . a MONUMENTAL bore | Boy , was this typical Presley . Inane , dull , and insipid from the word go . Ridiculous story , lacklustre performances that were so put on a group of high schoolers could have done better . A few good song and dance routines , in particular E's Viva Las Vegas sequence . But folks , this junk went nowhere . The most ... |
533,157 | 70,535 | 102,703 | 3 | No amount of praying can save this lost turkey on skates | This was intended to be a sizzling action film but quickly metamorphoses into silly ass , mindless teen boredom . The acting was sub-pathetic , the choreography junior grade , and the story on a third grade level [ assurance that all the teens could easily keep up ] . And what is with all the anguishing over this Haim ... |
532,751 | 70,535 | 107,034 | 3 | Until I saw this I always wanted a son | Bland re-make take off on " Bad Seed " . Culkin made a decent enough psycho and everyone did a nice job but the film didn't cut it for bringing anything new to the bad boy genre . The ' hair raising ' final scene was way too over the edge [ snicker ] ; unbelievable and commonplace . |
533,572 | 70,535 | 65,968 | 3 | The producers of this horse dung should be incarcerated | Yes , I've seen worse films but this was so bad they had trouble keeping horses during the shooting ; the critters would all run off at night . To say Joe Willie's talents lay elsewhere would be the understatement of the decade . His dismal performance wasn't all that noticeable , however , because everybody else stunk... |
532,627 | 70,535 | 115,759 | 3 | Same ol ' , same ol ' , same ol ' , same ol ' | Didn't Hollywood get this putrid mess out of their systems back in the 70's when filming all those abysmal James Bond dogs ? Now they come back with a rehash of the same old crap with 2 popular actors ; who , I might add , could and have done better . This turkey never left the ground it was so weighted with a dull scr... |
532,532 | 70,535 | 88,852 | 3 | Standard 80's TV fare | Another in a long line of Jack the Ripper returns movies . Every cornball cliche in the book was in this dull , routine , totally predictable yawner . A big city cop moves to Arizona as a way to avoid stress after a bad incident in Chicago . However , he runs into even more pressure when he gets on the trail of a seria... |
533,119 | 70,535 | 100,320 | 3 | Ace adj : of first rank or quality | Didn't live up to the dictionary definition . I have seen Willie Nelson do a good job in a film or two , but this was one of his wooden indian episodes . I would say he needs to stick with singing , but since he falls short in that area also I'll simply claim he needs to stay with song writing . It was obvious early on... |
532,463 | 70,535 | 102,125 | 3 | badly done tale | This was not a well done western . You've got this nut riding around in the blazing sun in a buggy with a parasol over it , killing people for his own reasons . You've got this same person sitting in a snow cave during a blizzard , cutting off pieces of his anatomy which have been frostbitten . Then you've got some wom... |
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