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533,558 | 70,535 | 154,299 | 5 | Hippies hoot and holler at R & R songfest | If hippies were all about peace and love why did Stills try to whip ass and take names ? Amateur camera work and some really bad acts couldn't take away from the coolness of this documentary . I never heard of several of the performers and never cared 2 cents for Baez or Mitchell , but CSN & Y were worth the price of a... |
533,227 | 70,535 | 33,467 | 5 | Bigshot buys a newspaper | What's all the furor over this film ? It was sometimes interesting , sometimes dull . . . in the end , it was just another movie . So an arrogant , overweight newspaper publisher talks out both sides of his mouth about his fellow man , while blowing money and wasting time with some shrill soprano slut . So what ? Old f... |
532,703 | 70,535 | 52,934 | 5 | And ended with my kissing it off | Run of the mill romantic comedy with Ford as a harried newlywed with big time financial and spouse woes . The wife expects him to be a celibate and at the same time causes him to be jealous as she gets cozy with a local bullfighter . A few laughs but merely mediocre for the most part . |
532,916 | 70,535 | 58,440 | 5 | Too stupid for words | This was what passed for entertainment when I was a teen . Speaking of which , I saw very few , if any , actual teens in this production . Did see the Maytag man though : this guy always leaves me in stitches for some reason . How well I remember his portrayal of Honest John in a segment of " Beverly Hillbillies " . As... |
532,658 | 70,535 | 92,003 | 5 | a stagecoach travels into dangerous territory | Willie , Waylon , Johnny , and Kris play tough old west gunslingers who are on a coach in injun territory . This is a tale that has been told and re-told a thousand times . Nothing new here , but it may be a hoot for country fans to watch their heroes do a western . Not too bad acting out of the singers , except for Wa... |
532,844 | 70,535 | 305,224 | 5 | This film could make one angry | Sandler's character , Dave Buznik , kept getting the short end of the stick in all his business and social engagements . He was simply a nice , easy going guy who only wanted to get by on the job without any ugly entanglements to complicate his life . I wonder how many ' easy going ' types are seething volcanoes inside... |
533,491 | 70,535 | 69,833 | 5 | He just wanted to be left alone with his horses | Not Bronson's best effort , but not a total washout either . An often used storyline where the big rancher wants to take over the entire range , forcing out the little man . Things are made even more tense when the little man falls for the big man's sister . Except for a " Chato's Land " type shootout and a couple of f... |
533,106 | 70,535 | 40,185 | 5 | No more war ! Yeah , right . | Well , here was another statement against war and man's inhumanity to man . What's the point anyway ? It may make a fairly decent picture like this one , but man , being what he is , will always have another war . This movie was a little plodding for me , but it did give a good depiction of human nature , both good and... |
533,332 | 70,535 | 104,054 | 5 | spoiled girl goes to a horse ranch | Slow moving , dull tale of a spoiled rotten teen-age girl who spent the entire film pouting and throwing tantrums . Everyone around her constantly bent over backwards trying to please the little snot which , of course , made her cut up even more . This little brat should have had her backside warmed up and made to wash... |
532,733 | 70,535 | 100,132 | 5 | Run of the mill murder / amnesia yarn | Nothing new or thrilling to this tale of a woman who receives a terrible shock which throws her out of a 2 year amnesia state . She then witnesses a murder by a woman that she keeps seeing in a bizarre series of bloody flashbacks . She feels alienated from the husband she married during the time of her lost memory , an... |
533,047 | 70,535 | 181,689 | 5 | Tired old tale set in the future | Barely watchable film dealing with a super cop who uses a super computer to find felons before they actually become felonious . When the computer points to him , Cruise's character must jump through many hoops to avoid being caught in his own net . This leads to what could have been exciting but was merely a repeat of ... |
532,702 | 70,535 | 192,335 | 5 | Fred never had a clue | Fred's biggest error was going up against the Jews for any reason and especially so as a holocaust revisionist . This is way too sensitive a subject with Jews and Gentiles alike and the 6 million dead mantra is most unlikely to ever be discounted in any event . Rarely do the millions of other deaths at the hands of Hit... |
533,234 | 70,535 | 146,336 | 5 | What a joke ! | Well , I haven't seen " Scream " , " I Know What You Did Last Summer " , " Halloween " , or " Friday the 13th " , so I can't do all the comparisons that everyone else has beaten into the turf anyway , but if this bilge is anything like the others I think I'll pass . For months I heard this was a good film , now I must ... |
532,614 | 70,535 | 87,022 | 5 | Average who-dunnit | The police investigate the murder of a couple of models who work for the same agency . The killer is bumping off the girls according to the name of the month they go by , so the cops stake out the next girl in line . There are some good suspects , but no one they can pin the deaths on until they get just the break they... |
533,337 | 70,535 | 81,375 | 5 | No laughs to be had in this ' comedy ' | I heard nothing but glowing comments on this film for years , but when I finally saw it there was no laughter from me . I sat straight faced all the way through waiting impatiently for the fun to start . All I saw was a poorly made movie with a silly plot and uninspired performances . Bypass this turkey . |
532,891 | 70,535 | 53,453 | 5 | Too much kissin ' , not enough dissin ' | A Mexican American has his hands full trying to fit into both societies . Not a bad western , but not so wonderful either : the usual gun running / renegade indian / crooked Mexican bit . Mitchum was all wrong for the part ; he neither looks Tex / Mex nor did he have the accent down . Not worth the time spent . |
533,556 | 70,535 | 104,187 | 5 | Run of the mill comedy | Same old stuff here as 2 30 year old high school lads unearth a quick frozen apeman and turn him into hot property around school . He presents a bad boy image so the girls go for him . Being an amazingly quick study , especially for a Neanderthal , he learns how to be a 90's kinda guy real fast [ I suppose this is done... |
532,946 | 70,535 | 155,110 | 5 | Spoiled brat ruins Christmas for Richie | After being sabotaged on his yearly Christmas run to the orphans home , Richie Rich begins feeling sorry for himself and wishes he was never born . What happens is a total surprise to the boy and leads to situation much worse than the one he was so upset over . Some of the acting was extremely bad as was much of the ta... |
533,232 | 70,535 | 119,345 | 5 | I know what I should have done . . . . | . . . . and that's not watched this drivel . This type of film has been done repeatedly , and the effort made here is no better or worse than many of it's predecessors . Lots of shocks , screaming and yelling , but little in the way of cutting edge cinema . The ending looked pretty stupid but I suppose the producers ar... |
533,251 | 70,535 | 71,671 | 5 | Explorers find oasis in frozen north | A British subject looking for his son lost at the North Pole enlists the aid of an American anthropologist and a French zeppelin pilot in his search . They fly off to the north pole where they have many adventures before finally finding the offspring living in a beautiful area similar to the Colorado rockies with a ban... |
533,156 | 70,535 | 74,923 | 5 | I would have named this " The gutter , slugs , and greed " | There were a few laughs but precious few . Welch is a flimsy actress at best and when her material stinks like a garbage can she can only come off like a Jewish waiter at a Nazi war rally . Cosby ? Wasn't a bit better . Loser film all the way . |
532,657 | 70,535 | 90,142 | 5 | wolf boy meets girl and plays basketball | I didn't just hate this movie , but it was pretty lame . A boy becomes a lovable werewolf at certain times of the year . This , of course , causes a problem or two . Especially with the girlfriend . It was really just an updated take-off on the old Disney film , " The Shaggy Dog " . Hollywood needs to get some new idea... |
532,643 | 70,535 | 107,999 | 5 | Where have you gone Bill Mazeroski ; Joltin ' Joe has left and gone away | Run of the mill thriller which has a woman searching high and low for a missing hubby thought to have been killed in a plane crash . A few old baseball cards provided clues to a mysterious humanitarian aid group and finally leads her to a country in Africa where all questions were answered . |
533,071 | 70,535 | 104,070 | 5 | so-so film about 2 women who can't stand aging | Two women compete with each other , seeing who can stay the youngest looking . Both go to a beautiful witch who has a youth potion , but they get more than they bargained for . Not all that funny to me . |
532,738 | 70,535 | 67,224 | 5 | Bland shoot-em-up | Run of the mill western with a big name cast . Hackman played a rancher who goes after a gang of toughs who kidnapped his wife . He and his buddies were equipped with high tech rifles and scopes which gave the baddies a bad time indeed . The picture was just a series of scenes showing one group of men chasing another g... |
532,875 | 70,535 | 55,608 | 5 | Earth assaulted by a burning ring of fire | This absurd fantasy had enough holes in it to send the Seaview to the bottom of the Marianas Trench [ where it belonged , I might add ] . Obviously this " sub " was a movie set : I've never seen a u-boat with such spacious accommodations ; red leather upholstery , nice wide hallways , huge rooms , beautifully painted w... |
532,762 | 70,535 | 179,148 | 5 | Enough with the kicked around jews already | Another in a long line of " oh , the plight of the poor old jew " movies . I saw my first one in the early 70's called " The Hiding Place " and thoroughly enjoyed it : but enough already . How many more times must we be told this same old tale ? There were millions of gypsies , political and social misfits , and Christ... |
532,500 | 70,535 | 46,963 | 5 | I wanna be boss ! No , I do ! | Political infighting and backstabbing are the norm of the day when the top dog of a large company kicks the bucket . All the top execs either wanted to fill the slot or had motives for backing another . Lots of emotion and tense scenes as the time for the final vote slowly came around . Good acting by all in this well ... |
532,502 | 70,535 | 104,225 | 5 | It was just dull | This was a po ' boys " Pure Country " . Looks like Mellencamp decided to make a movie around the time his buddy George Strait did . The result , unfortunately , was a boring look at small town America where the folks act a lot like their big city brethren . It was just a big yawn concerning husband and wife problems , ... |
533,396 | 70,535 | 84,827 | 5 | Nuttin ' special | An overload of glitzy graphics can't overcome this lethargic cybermystery's weak links . While not completely dull this film was too much like some ' Super Duper Mario ' video game . Predictable good vs . bad picture offering nothing new , however if you like wild rides through cyberville then this may be for you . |
533,509 | 70,535 | 77,304 | 5 | Tiresome Brit comedy | This was supposed to be a comedy / mystery / thriller . However , there was no comedy , a little mystery , and few thrills . The story took place in a beautiful old manse , at night , during a violent storm , and a will was read . This was a pat formula film that offered absolutely nothing new . Not a total loss , but ... |
532,942 | 70,535 | 62,380 | 5 | More holes than a ditchdiggers nightmare | This was a fun movie but was it ever a stupid movie . Ever hear of some guy getting shot in the arm and calmly saying , " it's ok , it's only my arm " . Hey , no prob : a piece of my body has been blown away but what the hell , it's only the arm . Hello ? What P . I . gets to use the police phone to talk to his bookie ... |
532,578 | 70,535 | 183,523 | 5 | Houston ? You guessed it . We have another damn problem . | Houston must be getting sick and tired of all the problems from outer space . Here we have more trouble with this combo of Apollo 13 , Red Planet , and Marooned , with a smattering of Contact , 2001 : A Space Odyssey , 2001 : A Space Oddity , plus a touch of The Abyss . I enjoyed it but probably not as much as Art Bell... |
532,884 | 70,535 | 75,180 | 5 | Wildlife and man live together in canyon country | Grade B semi-documentary concerning life in the Arizona canyons . The first half shows a series of scenes depicting various predators and other critters , and deals with how the food chain works while weaving in stories of indian lore and legends . Some of the footage appeared to be actual events , while most gave the ... |
533,099 | 70,535 | 67,549 | 5 | Why didn't they just o . d . ? | After reading the book I expected more from this film . I was merely antagonized watching the antics of these 2 pathetic losers and their grimey pals . When they let the episode with the little dog occur I began fervently hoping they would shoot up some drano by mistake and slowly turn green and decay after hours of to... |
533,292 | 70,535 | 100,029 | 5 | Run of the mill tough guy slush | Penniless foreigner comes to America and becomes a prize fighter in the underground arena where the rules are no rules . He is pursued surreptitiously by the French foreign legion bent on returning him to his post following his desertion . Bad acting , piss poor script , lousy fight scenes : not worth the time spent . ... |
532,732 | 70,535 | 75,208 | 5 | Once again , the game's afoot | Holmes takes on the evil Professor Moriarty , his old nemesis . I didn't like Roger Moore as Holmes any more than I care for him doing James Bond ; he is alright , but I like the way other actors handle these characters better . I really didn't appreciate the phony looking sideburns on Holmes , seems the make-up depart... |
533,176 | 70,535 | 90,376 | 5 | Troubled teens have trouble with other troubled teens | Another in a long line of low budget , predictable teen movies . A group of nice kids rent a building from a skid row bum who claims to be in possession of the domicile . Of course , he lied . They work hard to turn it into a rock club , but are ousted by a local repo company run by a smarmy thug and his imbecile boys ... |
532,544 | 70,535 | 289,791 | 5 | Tedious , unfulfilling , predictable | This was one of those hokey , overbaked dramas meant to bring a tear to the eye . It just make mine want to close in a deep sleep . Not that it was a total boring loser , but the idea of a group of hardened criminals turning into loving , decent folks so quickly after contact with Rover was a tad hard to swallow . I do... |
533,217 | 70,535 | 117,500 | 5 | More mindless action junk | What a turkey ! This film was cut from the same bolt as many action movies from the past . Predictable all the way , offering absolutely nothing new for the viewer . I call it " 007 Goes To An Island " . All the usual things happened - falling bodies , karate chops , bellowing voices , mundane explosions , tense [ yawn... |
533,512 | 70,535 | 48,312 | 5 | This actually happened ? | Can't believe this tale is based on fact . No way would this mouthy , ignorant , Gomer Pyle clone be accepted in West Point . Very unrealistic was his meteoric rise in rank for the first 3 or 4 years , then to gain a new stripe every 20 years . The writer seemed to have a problem keeping his dates in order to , the sam... |
532,769 | 70,535 | 52,005 | 5 | Bumpkin leaves haystack for military duty | I now know where the prototype for Gomer Pyle originated . Even some clodhopper who has never been off the feed lot could be this much of a jackass . He had the comprehension of a barnyard rooster ; nobody is THIS stupid . He should have been put before a firing squad except it is unlawful to punish dumb animals . If t... |
533,516 | 70,535 | 50,086 | 5 | The 3 : 10 to Yuma wouldn't stop for this dud | I thought this western was too low key , with too much smoke blowing and not enough gunsmoke . After the initial shoot-out , we see Ford and Heflin blather back and forth in a hotel room about morals , right vs . wrong , and the good old American ethic of hard work for a living wage . Good topics , but they didn't play... |
532,366 | 70,535 | 63,591 | 5 | Barney finally gets more than one bullet | Knotts at his inept best as a bumbling dentist who is taken in at every turn by swindlers , gun runners , and a conniving lady outlaw . I liked the use of 2 regular players on " Wagon Train " as members of Knotts party . I didn't like Myron Healy being uncredited . |
533,488 | 70,535 | 118,929 | 5 | so-so sci-fi yarn | Aliens from the beyond come to another place to perform experiments on a different race of beings in order to rejuvenate their own dying species . They would erase the memories of the folks , creating a collection of confused minds . This procedure goes wrong with one of their subjects and he causes a world of hassle f... |
532,706 | 70,535 | 101,866 | 5 | Looney lady leaves unlucky lover in lurch | The bud of love bloomed when boy met girl . A whirlwind romance and quickie nuptials are displayed in a series of flashbacks after a mysterious woman [ read : crazy ] leaves her hubby during the honeymoon . He goes bonkers and spends his days tracing his disappeared darling . This leads him into a web of S & M film mak... |
532,629 | 70,535 | 117,060 | 5 | It did not live up to its potential | I gotta say I was disappointed with this one . Tom Cruise is one of my favorite actors and he did a good job in this movie , but the story wasn't there for me . As is the usual with me , and this may be the whole thing in a nutshell , I didn't understand what was going on . I never seem to " get " the storyline in thes... |
533,515 | 70,535 | 40,636 | 5 | Poorly done police drama | Boring crime tale not helped any by the cornball acting and really lame storyline . I objected mostly to Barry Fitzgerald's annoying attempts at bringing comedy to his role ; he just wasn't up to it . However , like the coppertop bunny he just kept going and going . And the killer - cool as a hog in a wallow , till the... |
533,387 | 70,535 | 73,113 | 5 | You vant us to die for der faderland ? Ya Wold ! You vant us to burn ? Nein vay , Jose ! | Dull story about how the Hindenburg could have gone down due to a bomb . A shame somebody didn't bomb this film before it hit the screen . This could have been really good , but just never did fly for me . The entire film looked as though it was filmed inside a giant hangar . . . . and probably was . The acting was fin... |
532,716 | 70,535 | 120,902 | 5 | FBI agents uncover a coverup | Ho Hum . Another story of government coverups and folks who want to expose it . FBI agents Scoobie and Modem find that the U . S . Government is hiding violent space men in various areas around the country . Seems the space men have some deadly virus in them which is bad for earthlings . Yawn . This one had all the act... |
533,243 | 70,535 | 86,491 | 5 | Ok , if you like this genre | I was never a fan of Twilight Zone when it was popular back in the Stone Age . A few of the episodes were interesting , in this film I only really liked the first installment , but mostly it just never floated my boat . Like many ideas in this genre , the concept is more interesting than the reality . |
532,773 | 70,535 | 337,634 | 5 | Does this wannabe " Switch " or " Ghost " ? | This clunker didn't know if it wanted to be a comedy or a drama . I sat through all of it but knew where it was leading all the way . The book was probably better , which makes me wonder why I spent 2 hours on this cornball " chiller " . I've seen worse , but wish I'd bypassed it . |
533,468 | 70,535 | 54,469 | 6 | Where the man crazy piranhas are is more like it | I'll start off by saying this had some of the most dorky acting I've ever witnessed ; George Hamilton couldn't have been more stiff if he had a fully developed case of rigor mortis . And what a story : 4 man / marriage happy broads go to the beach and can't even enjoy themselves for fretting over " catching a man " . E... |
532,963 | 70,535 | 43,983 | 6 | Fred joyously dances his way across jolly old England | You think Churchhill's daughter got her start in the biz without popsy's influence ? This was not one of Astaire's better films , but nevertheless was fun to watch . I loved the dancing of Jane Powell , but found her voice on the shrill side . Nice outdoor areas used in the filming added much to the picture . As usual ... |
532,649 | 70,535 | 260,216 | 6 | All that glitters isn't a diamond | When a trio of jewel thieves find themselves being attacked by a gung-ho Sam Spade wannabe they try using him to further their scheme . Meanwhile they were very busy trying to run a game on each other while the detective in training had plans of his own going . Mildly interesting , but no great shakes . |
532,573 | 70,535 | 238,948 | 6 | Stupidly amusing | Phony Feds , fake CIA agents ; double crossing , double dealing where either nobody was who they said or lied about what their business was . The antics of Freddie Tiffany had me rolling at times , he was way beyond cool . Not a bad picture and it offered up some good comedy , but wasn't anything special . |
532,709 | 70,535 | 68,337 | 6 | A forerunner to " Quincy " ? | Coburn was interesting as the plain spoken wild card pathologist Peter Carey who enters a new hospital brimming with problems . Right off the bat a fellow practitioner is accused of a crime which he couldn't possibly have committed . Carey must unravel criminal activities within the institution to clear his friend whic... |
532,365 | 70,535 | 59,166 | 6 | I would say Jerry is 2 faced here , but . . . . | Jerry had to reach deep into his bag of stupid jokes , gags , and ham handed comedy to come up with this little jewel [ ? ] . It doesn't play well by today's standards , in fact the whole thing is double lame ; especially the 2 bits using son Gary and his band . Did the Playboys need this gig to further their hinky din... |
532,422 | 70,535 | 52,722 | 6 | Old geezer and half pints romp in fantasy land | Good special effects and a lively story kept this movie kicking right along . I liked the mischievous , drunken , but kindly old fairy king the best . What a scalawag ! He and the boozy old caretaker were a riot with their give and take verbal pokes at one another . And the Death Coach . . . . creepy ! This would be a ... |
533,240 | 70,535 | 72,351 | 6 | Lots of movement , not a lot of laughs | I didn't think this was a very funny film , but that just could be my own sense of humor working [ or not working ] . I did find it to be an entertaining time , however . The acting was good , the story was well done , and I even got a chuckle or two out of it . 2 stars . |
533,418 | 70,535 | 106,622 | 6 | I thought Judge Judy has an attitude | Thrill seeking lady judge masterminds a series of armed robberies before being found out by a foreign criminologist . When the magistrate decides to stop the robberies she is persuaded to continue by a psychotic man who appears to be an ally of the police . Part of her enjoys the thrill but another area is abhorrent of... |
532,830 | 70,535 | 59,125 | 6 | Mysterious " doctor " predicts unpleasant futures for 5 men | Fairly good yarn in which an old man uses tarot cards to show events to come for 5 men on board a train . The days ahead are not to rosy as it is shown that they will encounter homicidal hands , murderous plants , killer werewolves , vampires , voodoo dudes with a love for music . For lovers of horror flics mostly , pr... |
533,386 | 70,535 | 39,365 | 6 | Fabulous . . . . maybe . . . . but they were lousy actors | If you are a fan of big band swinging music , this is your ticket . Was this a true account of these talented musicians who , the film would have us believe , acted as brotherly as 2 enemies ? Who knows , but I did enjoy the story and all the old tunes . One of the worst performed movies I've ever seen . |
532,788 | 70,535 | 85,970 | 6 | A few laughs , but not many | Parts of this reminded me of " Freaky Friday " ; the runaway washing machine and the various workers buzzing around confusing ' mom ' to no end . Not a bad show , but I felt as though I had been through it all before . Had I dropped into the middle of this film without seeing the opening credits there is no way I would... |
532,630 | 70,535 | 264,483 | 6 | Even angels have a bad day | Santa Claus , upon seeing things on earth aren't going too smoothly , sends Baldazar , a fractious angel , as a remedy . Upon arrival , the angel displeases Santa and has his magic powers removed creating difficulties in helping an unemployed woman with a troublesome son and a daughter with an unbounded belief in Santa... |
533,335 | 70,535 | 58,953 | 6 | Surf , sand , singing and cycle trash | Cornball comedy your bag ? Plenty of it here as Von Zipper and his gang of fools kidnap a girl singer that Eric falls for . Meanwhile , Bonehead is falling for a mermaid , while Frankie and Annette are staying jealous of each other , as usual . Lots of singing and shaking out of the 30 year old " teens " keeps the acti... |
533,562 | 70,535 | 51,196 | 6 | Nothing special | Fairly good romantic comedy but not overly funny . I don't know who I find more irritating : Marilyn Monroe with her asthmatic , wheezing , odious little breathy whisper or Jayne Mansfield's obnoxious , whistling , squealing exhalations . Can't imagine why either of these 2 painted , peroxided doxies ever made it in th... |
533,492 | 70,535 | 104,627 | 6 | Chess champ checks , mates , and becomes a pawn | Average serial killer romp , this time through the world of big time chess . Too many slow spots to be called really good : I especially detest those time slowed , useless sex scenes : all that slow motion nipple sucking lends nothing to the program . High tension ending , although not all that surprising . |
532,431 | 70,535 | 104,577 | 6 | Not even in your imagination , lady | Innocuous little filler film offering work to low rent actor , Tom Wopat . Were it not for the " Dukes Of Hazard " this performer would still be parking cars and pumping gas . Not much to say in favor of this , it was watchable but just barely . |
533,580 | 70,535 | 76,489 | 6 | Oh , brother ! | Dated but cute look at God's take on people and their reaction to him . I didn't think the film was particularly amusing , but I did appreciate some of God's thoughts on how we earthlings could work to get along better . Seemed to me as though the producer concocted a humanistic , feel good creator as opposed to a more... |
532,622 | 70,535 | 109,506 | 6 | Not too good , not too bad | I can't say I liked or disliked The Crow . The acting was good , but the story didn't appeal to me . I suppose the vendetta theme has been done so much that I have become tired of it . Also , sometimes it seemed the plot was hard to follow . It could have been a better movie , but it was just to simplistic . |
533,199 | 70,535 | 93,793 | 6 | corny , but lovable animal story | This was pretty corny and unbelievable . What I call a silly drama . The acting was good , but the plot was totally unrealistic . At least , I don't think a monkey can fly a plane . The government is experimenting with chimps to see how long they can fly a plane in a simulated situation after taking a lethal dose of ra... |
533,253 | 70,535 | 104,701 | 6 | Can 2 cons really be this stupid ? | Here we have 2 criminals fresh from a breakout from a maximum security pen . When their getaway car develops a flat tire the clever duo rips off a government car which has 3 12 year old kids in the back seat . Off to the mountains go the thugs where they reluctantly turn their hostages loose . After finding no way over... |
533,447 | 70,535 | 126,802 | 6 | Anybody want a brand new baby ? | Didn't care for this one , way too slow and the subject was uninteresting . Why do folks want to adopt , especially from a pack of mobile home misfits ? One look at these losers and I would have been hanging an exit . This trash couldn't afford a whiff of fresh air but they always had their beer and ciggies . Not a bad... |
533,017 | 70,535 | 35,799 | 6 | Americans and Japs exchange ordinance in Tokyo Bay | This was made in 1943 and it shows it . Clearly a propaganda piece designed to stir up patriotic emotions , it was a mix of mom and apple pie and tense battle drama . Grant played a tough minded yet basically tender hearted skipper whose objective was to drive his submarine right into Tokyo Harbor . His mission was to ... |
533,354 | 70,535 | 37,508 | 6 | Klutzy cowboy falls for killer's moll | Funny western featuring Coop as a 2 bit cowpoke who finds a respect he's never known before when an entire town confuses him for a notorious stage robber . Unfortunately , this made some folks want to backshoot him plus put a posse , an insurance detective , and a cold murderer on his trail with nothing but trouble in ... |
533,480 | 70,535 | 67,589 | 6 | Marriage doesn't work | Had the entire film been as funny as the last segment , I would have rated it higher . The first 2 were full of dull , sexy , or bitchy dialogue , but the last was a real ripper . The distraught mom and the overwrought dad had me in the floor with their idiotic antics . I don't care for Neil Simon comedies ; at least t... |
532,580 | 70,535 | 43,276 | 6 | Determined U . S . Marshal takes rustler to justice | Man accused of murder and rustling is taken on a perilous journey of several days duration . While on the trip to jail , the lawmen were plagued by a lynch mob , the rustler's willful daughter , and the dry , harsh terrain . After finally getting the man to trial , a final surprise awaited the marshal . |
532,589 | 70,535 | 100,695 | 6 | Fine ! Take him ! | Average romantic comedy , not really all that funny . A middle aged man leaves his wife for a much younger woman . Why he would want this floozy I couldn't figure out . She came on like a common streetwalker with an abundance of eye rolling , lip licking , and sleazy body language . The jilted wife is broken hearted at... |
533,001 | 70,535 | 111,259 | 6 | Tepid P . I . mystery | Spenser and Hawk go off to Canada to nail the killers of an American tycoon's family . Along the way they uncover a plot to assassinate an African leader which ties in with their own investigation . I couldn't get interested in the show , it just floated along sluggishly . Parker's books are better . |
532,933 | 70,535 | 104,522 | 6 | Settled people vs . the travellers | Two gypsy boys take back their horse after it was taken away from them by the local authorities . They had many adventures while racing across country dodging the law . The 2 boys were from a clan of societal parasites who wanted to live a free life but were victims of a welfare mentality . These folks didn't seem to u... |
532,692 | 70,535 | 62,883 | 6 | Fair cop drama | Story of big city cops solving a homosexual murder and an apparent suicide . While all this is going on an aging sergeant watches his marriage to a cheap slut go down the tubes as he fights his own moral battles and city hall to boot . True to life movie . |
533,272 | 70,535 | 58,529 | 6 | Thugs dance and sing their way across Chitown | Pretty good musical with some good songs and a great little dance by Sammy . My favorite of all the hoods was Falk ; his corny tough guy act was really funny . The jokes and gags were pretty lame by today's standards I suppose , but I still got a few good laughs . Not a great film but worth seeing . |
532,707 | 70,535 | 45,566 | 6 | Murder or accident ? | When a man's niece dies mysteriously he suspects his sister-in-law of murdering the child for an insurance payoff . He waffles back and forth coming under a great deal of stress in his attempt to prove the woman committed homicide or is innocent but finally , in one desperate move , he settles the matter conclusively . |
532,401 | 70,535 | 25,878 | 6 | Nick and Nora solve another mystery | Murder and intrigue abound as Nick Charles is asked to come out of retirement to solve another crime . A woman is murdered and the prime suspect disappears . More killings take place leading the police to search even harder for the missing person . But Nick Charles doesn't believe the missing man is the culprit . I lik... |
532,736 | 70,535 | 45,502 | 6 | Ex-cons hunt for missing loot | Four released convicts go back to the ghost town of Tomahawk Gap searching for the Army payroll they stole several years earlier . Not only did they have trouble finding the money , but they had to deal with a horde of mean , bloodthirsty indians and a couple of conniving white men intent on getting the money or themse... |
533,409 | 70,535 | 62,824 | 6 | Pilot film for the Dirty Harry series ? | Fairly good show about an Arizona Ranger extraditing a prisoner from NYC back to Arizona . The guy escapes and Clint spent the rest of the movie chasing after him . Nothing special . |
532,930 | 70,535 | 52,869 | 6 | Four brothers frame an innocent man | A band of bad men rustle a man's cattle and then frame him for the murder of their brother . He is sent to a New Mexico prison , but the walls couldn't hold him . Once he escapes , he heads for Laredo where the men who wronged him are . Extremely corny and badly acted story that was so phony I could barely watch it . D... |
532,831 | 70,535 | 58,333 | 6 | Death comes to us all . . . hopefully not as painfully as this film | Not one of Price's better movies . Way too slow , and the acting was pretty bad . I did like the colorful costumes and the great looking castle , though . The book was 10 times better than this dull film . Bypass it . |
532,441 | 70,535 | 181,703 | 6 | One could say this film was for the birds | This picture left me longing for a nice , hot bowl of Special Kitty . Not a bad little movie , but probably more geared for the young set . The animals were sooooo cute , and just sooooo smart as they went about solving a murder that even the police were having a problem with . The one big thing that kept this from bei... |
532,582 | 70,535 | 51,554 | 6 | Cunning , caped Count & choice chicks chill out in cool , creepy castle | Loosely based on the Stoker book , this film manages to be just another vampire movie . Very typical Hammer fare - great sets and props , mediocre story and acting . Why do the folks in these pictures always go to the crypts just before or after sunset ? Hello ? An ok film if one likes this genre . |
532,785 | 70,535 | 119,313 | 6 | What kind of parents would name their daughter Bernice ? | Comeuppance comes to a small town prom queen when she grows up and finds that the world is not , after all , her own private oyster . When she returns home , depressed and despondent , after an unfaithful hubby dumps her , she meets up with a town full of gossip mongers intent on giving her no peace and quiet and also ... |
533,264 | 70,535 | 73,559 | 6 | The good , the bad , and the stupid | Not a bad western , but not a real winner either . Most of the acting was good , but some of the performers need to go back to drama class and bone up a bit . Douglas and Dern kept the show going with their give and take , although I don't think the real lawmen and desperados actually carried on in this fashion . I thi... |
532,698 | 70,535 | 119,310 | 6 | Honey , I think this film shrunk my brain | I guess I didn't just hate this show , but it didn't grab me real good either . It wasn't as good as the original , but much better than " Honey , I Blew Up the Kid " , which was pretty dull . The race car scene and the bubble episode were fun , but I suppose I feel this horse has been run into the ground . |
533,212 | 70,535 | 49,470 | 6 | A hitch in this Hitch | Has to be one of the corniest of the thrillmaster's films . Really dumb , droll , and boring . Just a pathetic , poorly filmed production . The scene showing the hitman blowing his job and taking a tumble was totally unrealistic looking . Even worse was Stewart handily disarming the thug on the staircase - absolute rot... |
533,301 | 70,535 | 48,726 | 6 | Rival logging crews vie for timber acreage | A prodigal son returns to the northwest logging territory to reclaim his family business which had been shut down due to the death of his father . Things got rough in the community as the other firm's owner stopped at nothing to be number one . Lots of singing , dancing , and fisticuffs in this high action yarn . |
533,043 | 70,535 | 115,530 | 6 | You can buy a lot with a nickel these days | When two low life dirtbags see an easy score they spent many worrisome hours figuring out how to run the game . So engrossed were they in their greed that they were unable to look at the score with any degree on intelligent planning . Hoffman's character was a particularly odious goof totally unable to consider anythin... |
533,275 | 70,535 | 102,115 | 6 | H . & W . go to Africa | This was taken from a mini-series , wouldn't have watched had I known that . Holmes goes to the dark continent under orders from Her Majesty's Government to guard a very valuable stone which unfortunately comes up missing . Holmes and Watson must unravel this puzzling mystery while avoiding the actions on the local con... |
532,711 | 70,535 | 119,731 | 6 | murder , intrigue , and coverup in the White House | A cop begins an investigation into a murder in the White House . He is stymied at every turn in the name of national security or ' need to know ' . With the help of a security agent , the officer learns of a coverup at high levels of the government for a bizarre reason . Pretty good film , but nothing new . |
533,487 | 70,535 | 51,349 | 6 | Cavalry + Indians + Guns = Trouble in the old west | A partially decimated Army unit teams up with a group of cowboys , who also had been hit by renegade injuns . The cavalry squad was trying to get a gun runner and 3 dozen rifles back to their fort , but had to fight their way through fierce indian raiders intent on getting the weapons . Average soldier vs . redskin sho... |
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