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477,182 | 463,200 | 295,178 | 1 | Huh ? ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ? ? ? ? | Who the hell thought this was funny ? I'm not a Mike Myers fan ( I hated " Wayne's World " and " So I Married an Axe Murderer " ) , but a friend of mine dragged me ( kicking and screaming ) to see it . Obviously , I'm not the best choice to see this film but I tried to view it objectively . Well . . . I hated it . The ... |
479,258 | 463,200 | 218,107 | 1 | Tons of things wrong with this | A gay , small town cop John ( Jonathan Wade Drahow ) , moves to LA and becomes involved with a high-priced prostitute Hector ( Andre Khabbazi ) who starts him on drugs and circuit parties . In no time , John is hooked on drugs and destroying his life . The message - - drugs and circuit parties are bad . Gee . . . no ki... |
479,435 | 463,200 | 87,985 | 1 | Stupid , racist , sexist , war-loving garbage | The Russians fly all the way into the middle of the US and attack . A small , untalented group of Brat Packers escape and fight them . First off - - it's incredibly stupid - - there was NO WAY the Russians could get that far into the US without being spotted . There are many other horrible things about this movie - - w... |
478,319 | 463,200 | 122,561 | 1 | Pretty bad | I saw this back in 1994 out of some morbid curiosity . I was working at a video store which stocked it . I had no interest originally ( I'm a gay guy - - why would I want to see a straight porn flick ? ) but Bobbitt WAS a good-looking guy and I was mildly curious to see if everything - - ummm - - - " worked " . After h... |
479,483 | 463,200 | 372,884 | 1 | Boring , stupid , unfunny and homophobic | Hunky Caleb ( Scott Lansford ) is a laid-back guy who has the hots for aggressive girls . He falls for Gwen ( Emily Stiles ) a VERY aggressive girl who only goes for gay guys . Caleb's roommate Kyle ( Jim Verraros ) tells Gwen that Caleb is gay . Gwen is immediately attracted to him and pairs him up with her hunky gay ... |
477,632 | 463,200 | 83,550 | 1 | Makes Part 1 look like " Gone With the Wind " | The original " Amityville Horror " was not a good horror film . It wasn't totally worthless either - - it had good acting , a few nice scares and a great ending . . . but it wasn't that good . Still , compared to this , it's some sort of a masterpiece . Purportedly this took place before " The Amityville Horror " which... |
477,719 | 463,200 | 52,718 | 1 | Good idea badly handled | I caught this boring film on late night TV many many years ago . The plot sounded interesting so I tuned in . Boy , was that a mistake ! I hate Westerns but I love horror movies - - I though this would concentrate on both genres . WRONG ! It's a low-budget Western all the way with a few mild vampire touches thrown in .... |
477,531 | 463,200 | 217,869 | 1 | Unbearable is more like it . | Spoiler ahead ! ! ! ! ! Very slow , boring , pointless tale about a man ( Willis ) who is the sole survivor of a train wreck . He's contacted by another man who is born with bones that break easy ( Jackson ) and is told by him that they they are alike - - just on opposite ends of the spectrum . There ! I've just saved ... |
478,523 | 463,200 | 202,677 | 1 | Dreadful | A 2 hour commercial for guns . Two morons capture a heavily pregnant woman , and hold her for ransom . The direction is good , but that's about it . The plot makes no sense ( I'm still not sure what a whole group of old men was doing in this ) , characters appear and disappear very quickly , the humor is sick , the ton... |
479,429 | 463,200 | 118,688 | 1 | Talk about overkill ! | Batman ( George Clooney ) and Robin battle Mr . Freeze ( Arnold Schwarzenegger ) and Poison Ivy ( Uma Thurman ) . Meanwhile Alfred ( Michael Gough ) is dying and his niece ( Alicia Silverstone ) visits and becomes Batgirl ! Oh yeah - - and Bane is helping Ivy . . . Wow - - what a MESS ! I never liked the first two Batm... |
478,572 | 463,200 | 70,634 | 1 | Easily the worst Hammer Dracula film | SPOILERS I saw an incredible , pristine wide-screen version of this on video , and you know what ? It sucked ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I've heard it was a bad movie , but I thought with Cushing and Lee in it how bad can it be ? Well I found out ( unfortunately ) . The plot is , putting it mildly , asinine - - Dracula's going to ... |
477,502 | 463,200 | 52,646 | 1 | Loved it when I was a kid . . . . | A scientist and his girl friend are out driving when his speeding causes a car crash . He escapes unharmed but she is decapitated . He saves her head , brings it to his house and keeps it alive ( ! ! ! ! ) . He then proceeds to search out models and strippers for the perfect body for the head . His crippled assistant w... |
478,029 | 463,200 | 78,239 | 1 | I'm ashamed to admit that I saw this in a theatre in 1978 . . . | and liked it ! BUT I was only 16 and I had never heard the Beatles originals ( I was a very sheltered child ) . I even bought the soundtrack ( which WAS a big hit ) . Then , a few months later , I heard the original songs by the Beatles and realized what a load of crap the soundtrack was . And a few years later I saw i... |
478,333 | 463,200 | 77,942 | 1 | I had ( blessedly ) forgotten this train wreck | Rich and lonely Trish ( Lily Tomlin ) meets and falls in love with Strip ( John Travolta ) who's at least 15 years younger than her . They both have issues - - but do they love each other enough to battle those issues together ? Believe me - - you won't care ! I had forgotten that I saw this . I was 16 when it came out... |
479,193 | 463,200 | 101,026 | 1 | A sexist piece of garbage | WARNING - - SPOILERS AHEAD ! Some previous posters have said this film is a masterpiece and not sexist . Oh really ? The woman ( Abril ) is shown doing a really embarrassing thing with an underwater toy , is tied up repeatedly , threatened with a knife , gagged , hit ( quite brutally ) by Banderas and is constantly bei... |
478,985 | 463,200 | 56,693 | 1 | A bad . good classic | Young , naive Bud Eagle ( Arch Hall Jr . ) travels to Hollywood to find fame and fortune . He meets sweet , innocent Vicki ( Nancy Czar ) who immediately gets him on a TV show . He becomes a rock star overnight and unscrupulous agent William Walters ( Arch Hall Snr . ) signs him up . BUT he is using him , giving him no... |
478,257 | 463,200 | 113,122 | 1 | Gay serial killers in love | Incomprehensible . It's something about a gay guy who may ( or may not ) be a serial killer . The film jumps all over the place - - there are flash backs , flash forwards , dream sequences all mashed together . Supposedly if you read the book you'll understand the movie . Well - - I haven't read the book and I don't th... |
477,199 | 463,200 | 70,222 | 1 | What a lousy film ! | Some cosmic force is turning nice suburban women into " bee " women . To survive that must have sex . . . and end up " exhausting " men to death ! Naturally all the women are young and have great bodies . Interesting idea very badly executed . This movie cries for camp , but it takes itself very seriously . . . TOO ser... |
477,153 | 463,200 | 65,377 | 1 | What a piece of JUNK ! | The first of the 1970s disaster films . A midwestern airport in Chicago is contending with a huge blizzard , a psycho with a bomb ( Van Heflin ) , a " lovable " stowaway ( Helen Hayes ) , a harried airport manager ( Burt Lancaster ) , his obnoxious pilot brother ( Dean Martin ) and assorted mistresses and wives . A big... |
478,435 | 463,200 | 171,344 | 1 | Boring and silly | First off , the title is wrong . There are girls and there is a gang but they're only incidental to the story . Most of the movie deals with a bunch of very overage " teenagers " getting hooked on heroin . Purportedly this movie is supposed to be a warning against it , yet it shows them all having a great time while on... |
479,142 | 463,200 | 330,602 | 1 | Horrible | Angelo Barberini ( Luke Kirby ) tells his all Italian family that he wants to move out ( at age 27 ) What he doesn't tell them is that he's gay . Then he meets hunky Nino ( Peter Miller ) a closeted policeman . They fall in love and begin to live together ( with separate bedrooms ) , but keep their relationship secret ... |
477,634 | 463,200 | 65,481 | 1 | Well acted but sleazy and slow | Silly psychological drama about Ma Barker and her sons who robbed and killed in the 1920s . Roger Corman directed this . . . it seems like he was actually trying to do a serious movie . . . sadly , it doesn't work at all . This movie has a following but damned if I know why . It is very well-acted but the script and di... |
477,473 | 463,200 | 65,478 | 1 | Just incredible | Young , unstable beautiful Victoria ( Maria de Aragon ) falls in love with young , hunky doctor Craig ( Peter Carpenter ) who's caring for her rich , sick father . She plans to inherit all his money when he dies . Then Dr . Craig is being blackmailed and needs a lot of money FAST ! And Victoria's father is near death .... |
478,568 | 463,200 | 1,139,797 | 1 | Boring and silly coming of age story . . . with vampires ! | Terrible Scandanavian film . 12 year old Oskar ( Kare Hedebrant ) is bullied at school . 12 year old Eli ( Lina Leandersson ) moves next door to him . She tells Oskar that they can't be friends . . . or lovers . It turns out she's a vampire . Naturally they DO fall in love and some ridiculous complications ensure . Thi... |
477,911 | 463,200 | 83,722 | 1 | Why ? | Fist off , remaking a classic horror film is a stupid idea . Second : adding blood and gore doesn't help . Third : Neither does nudity . Fourth : WHY ? ? ? POSSIBLE SPOILERSA pointless remake of a great horror film . In the original Simone Simon can't have sex with a man - - if she does she'll kill him . In this remake... |
478,549 | 463,200 | 256,153 | 1 | Bored silly | First off let me make something clear - - I LOVE Liza Minnelli . She's talented , beautiful can sing and act . I'm also a big fan of her mom . But this show just bored me . I saw the restored version on Showtime last night . The show was remastered - - the picture was as clear as a 1972 TV special can be , the colors w... |
479,676 | 463,200 | 118,423 | 1 | Easily one of the worst TV shows ever | Dreadful sitcom which has seems to have ( thankfully ) faded from public memory . Pauly Shore plays a man living at home with his widowed father . His father marries a hot young blonde who Pauly lusts after . . . but it's him MOM ! Predictable " jokes " and complication ensue . Truly sick and tasteless . Every single j... |
478,807 | 463,200 | 65,553 | 1 | What the hell ? ? ? ? ? ? | Why is Mario Bava considered such a great horror film director ? He's done some great films , but for every " Black Sunday " there's five like " Lisa and the Devil " , " Rabid Dogs " , " Black Sabbath " and this film . This is probably his worst ( and that's saying something ) . This is total , utter crap . A bunch of ... |
478,043 | 463,200 | 91,799 | 1 | Why ? | OK - - " Psycho " is an acknowledged classic horror film . " Psycho II " was , surprisingly , a very good sequel with an intricate plot . They should have stopped there . This needless third one has a bad plot ( which contradicts the second one ) , lazy acting ( Perkins was very sick when he made this . . . and it show... |
478,023 | 463,200 | 217,505 | 1 | Hopeless | Martin Scorsese once again does a period piece set in New York in 1862 . Why ? Wasn't " Age of Innocence " bad enough ? Story is supposed to be about a boy ( Leonardo DiCaprio ) out to avenge his fathers ( Liam Neeson ) death at the hands of William Cutting ( Daniel Day-Lewis ) . But the screenwriters try to shoehorn i... |
477,585 | 463,200 | 30,194 | 1 | Technicolor fiasco | Sam Goldwyn did this movie to imitate the Ziegfeld follies and ( hopefully ) rake in millions . Boy was he WRONG ! Adolphe Menjou plays a producer whose movies are failing . He meets sweet , wholesome Andrea Leeds and hires her to be " Miss Humanity " and tell him what the public wants . ( No it makes no sense to me ei... |
478,105 | 463,200 | 69,994 | 1 | To avoid fainting keep repeating . . . . it's only a movie . . . it's only a movie . . . . it's only a movie . . . | That was the tag line used to sell this movie back in 1973 . It played at mostly drive-ins along with " Last House on the Left " and " The House That Vanished " . This triple feature was so incredibly popular it kept playing at drive-ins into the mid 80s ! Never saw " House That Vanished " but " Last House . . . " was ... |
477,643 | 463,200 | 91,898 | 1 | Horrible | Dreadful , justly obscure ghost story . Mary Page Keller and Andrew Stevens play a couple who move into a haunted house . Then Stevens is possessed by a ghost and begins to kill people . . . or something like that . To be honest I had trouble staying awake so the story is kind of vague . Dumb , by the numbers " horror ... |
478,130 | 463,200 | 424,287 | 1 | Pretty dreadful | Horrible , unfunny " comedy " about a gay man ( Ethan Green ) and his life with friends and boyfriends . I've read the comic strip this is based on . The strip ( while no classic ) was actually pretty funny and right on target with its comments on the gay community . But it doesn't translate at all to film . For starte... |
477,164 | 463,200 | 582 | 1 | Hilarious | Silly short silent is NOT " Ben-Hur " . It's highlights from the book with cards filling in the ( many ) gaps . The sets are cardboard cut-outs ( pretty obviously ) , ALL the acting is bad and the " direction " is virtually nonexistent . I suppose it's got some historical value as the very first version of the story bu... |
477,947 | 463,200 | 83,133 | 1 | Dreadful | I was one of the ( very ) few who paid to see this in a theatre in 1981 . I LOVE horror films and , by that time , slasher films were all the rage and ready for a parody . The story ( so to speak ) has somebody called the Breather killing off high school students in ( supposedly ) humorous ways . The opening 10 or 15 m... |
479,158 | 463,200 | 109,442 | 1 | Wow ! What a piece of crap ! | A cyborg poses as a substitute teacher in schools and kills kids who are misbehaving . . . . yawn . Boring , suspenseless , lousy acting , stupid predictable script . . . a waste . The only thing that kept me watching was the guy who played the cyborg . He couldn't act his way out of a paper bag , but he was really nic... |
477,257 | 463,200 | 56,875 | 1 | The very first gore film . . . | and one of the worst . It's about some guy killing women and taking various body parts of them , to make some " feast " to an Egyptian god . We see an eye gouged out , a tongue removed , a brain , a whipping . . . all shot in lingering close-up in bright , brilliant color . This movie is a total piece of garbage . . . ... |
478,322 | 463,200 | 53,241 | 1 | Gave me nightmares | When I was kid back in the 1970s a local theatre had Children's Matinees every Saturday and Sunday afternoon ( anybody remember those ? ) . They showed this thing one year around Christmas time . Me and some friends went to see it . I expected a cool Santa Claus movie . What I got was a terribly dubbed ( you can tell )... |
479,440 | 463,200 | 91,671 | 1 | Pathetic | Librarian Vincent Price tells 4 horror stories of the town he lives in . Unfortunately , the audience has to see them . The stories aren't scary at all , are sick ( necrophilia ; a nude middle-aged woman being drowned ; knives in a man's groin ) , boring and stupid . It has a good cast ( I'm assuming they were all desp... |
478,246 | 463,200 | 435,669 | 1 | What the heck is the point ? ? ? ? ? | Pointless and badly done update of " The Picture of Dorian Gray " . It takes place ( I guess ) in 2006 . Dorian ( David Gallagher ) has some media exhibit done of him by his friend Basil ( Noah Seagan ) who is madly in love with him . The exhibit shows Dorian's face and body on various screens . Dorian says he would ne... |
478,646 | 463,200 | 74,437 | 1 | Utter trash | Followup to " Mandingo " ( NOT a sequel as many believe ) about slaves in the old South . It's better than " Mandingo " but that's not saying much . They upped the sex and violence even more ( this movie originally got an X rating - - it was heavily cut to get an R ) and the story moves very quick . I was never bored b... |
479,465 | 463,200 | 1,001,508 | 1 | Insipid chick flick | SPOILERS ! Lousy movie . Pathetic loser Gigi ( Gennifer Goodwin ) takes dating advice from know it all Alex ( Justin Long ) . Mary ( Drew Barrymore ) is having trouble finding ANY man ! Conor ( Kevin Connolly ) is having the same trouble finding a woman . Married Ben ( Bradley Cooper ) to Janinie ( Jennifer Connolly ) ... |
478,012 | 463,200 | 78,748 | 1 | Very overrated - - boring | SPOILERS AHEAD ! ! ! ! ! How this is considered a classic is beyond me . I saw it when it first came out in 1979 . I was 16 - - I was basically bored or disgusted by it . 22 years later my opinion hasn't changed . Why do I hate this ? Let me count the ways : 1 ) The plot is old hat . It's basically a haunted house movi... |
479,666 | 463,200 | 78,740 | 1 | Bottom of the barrel here folks ! | The last of the " Airport " sequels . This has Alain Delon and George Kennedy ( who was in all the Airport movies ) as pilots ; David Warner ( ! ! ! ) as the radio engineer ; Susan Blakely as a newswoman targeted for death ; Robert Wagner as a brilliant scientist ( stop laughing ! ) ; Eddie Albert as a president of the... |
477,950 | 463,200 | 82,948 | 1 | Beyond belief | A woman ( Sylvia Kristel ) seduces a 15 year old boy ( Eric Brown ) . They have sex . . . but it's all tied into some stupid plot or something . Easily one of the most disturbing sex comedies ever . Does anyone realize this movie is making light of child molestation ? I suppose it's OK cause it's a teenage boy - - if w... |
478,541 | 463,200 | 78,767 | 1 | Looks good . . . that's about it . | A family ( James Brolin is the dad . . . Margot Kidder is the mom ) move into a beautiful house in Long Island NY . Naturally it turns out to be haunted . This is a ( bad ) adaptation of a very good book . Supposedly the book was accepted as being true . . . we all know now that it's totally fictional . The book was a ... |
479,147 | 463,200 | 47,127 | 1 | Yeah it's terrible but . I enjoyed it | Muddled mess about a gangster drawing a nice young kid into a life of crime . His family and the police try to help him to no avail . Then he kills a cop and things really go crazy . The ending is so bad and ridiculous that I loved it ! I saw this at a theatre years ago on a twin bill with " Plan 9 from Outer Space " .... |
478,019 | 463,200 | 57,156 | 1 | Sheesh ! What a dog ! | It's even more depressing when you consider the talent behind the camera - - Terence Fisher did this ? ? ? I won't bother to get into the plot . It's a " horror comedy " ( I use both terms very loosely ) about an old , dark house and a bunch of idiots running around doing lame slapstick and unfunny jokes . Badly acted ... |
478,704 | 463,200 | 92,076 | 1 | Easily one of the worst horror sequels ever made | According to this movie the killers from the original " Texas " were never caught and are still roaming around . The uncle ( Dennis Hopper ! ) of one of the victims is hunting for them . For some reason the family sets its sights on pretty DJ Stretch ( Caroline Williams ) . Pretty soon she has Leatherface running after... |
478,072 | 463,200 | 57,181 | 1 | Almost bad enough to be funny - - ALMOST | Cult film ( mostly because of that title ) . It's about Madame Estrella ( Brett O'Hara ) who is a gypsy at a carnival . When she gets mad at guys she throws acid on their faces and locks them in her cellar ( for some reason ) . Angela ( Sharon Walsh ) visits the carnival with boyfriend Jerry ( Ray Dennis Steckler ) and... |
478,258 | 463,200 | 113,650 | 1 | Pretty dreadful | A real obnoxious guy ( Wally White ) decides to leave his job in NY and spend the summer in Provincetown MA and find Mr . Right . OK - - this is LOUSY . For starters - - every gay stereotype is trotted out to go through its motions . Second , there's no plot . Third , ALL the characters are obnoxious . Fourth , I've be... |
478,740 | 463,200 | 60,457 | 1 | Poor Boris . . . | Ridiculous movie - - just the title should tell you something . It's something or other about a ghost ( in a bikini of course ) trying to revive her dead boyfriend . . . or make him younger . . . or something silly . He's played by Boris Karloff who watches the movie from his crypt through a crystal ball . Poor Boris .... |
479,414 | 463,200 | 113,540 | 1 | Why all the controversy ? | Movie ( purportedly based on real events ) about a bunch of amoral teens hanging out in NYC . It seems one of the guys is HIV + , doesn't know it and is spreading it around to every girl he sleeps with . His best friend is on drugs , swears constantly and sees nothing wrong with beating up people . There's more but you... |
478,466 | 463,200 | 60,536 | 1 | A Larry Buchanan classic ! That's NOT a good thing ! | A group of obnoxious survivors of a nuclear holocaust are protected in a house in a valley surrounded by lead hills . They have to wait there for a few months until it's safe to go out again . Naturally they start to get on each others nerves . . . and how about the " horrible " creatures that are roaming the forest ju... |
477,744 | 463,200 | 65,917 | 1 | Hilarious | SPOILERS AHEAD ! ! ! ! I caught this a few years ago at a revival theatre in Massachusetts . They had to special order a copy of it from Germany . I knew that it was a political vampire film - - I believe it likened fascism to vampirism . Not a bad idea but the movie is a total mess . For starters some of the subtitles... |
479,264 | 463,200 | 52,969 | 1 | Laughable campy movie | A tough rough sea captain named Thorne Sherman ( James Best ) , love interest Ann Craigis ( Ingrid Goude ) , hot-headed boyfriend Jerry ( Ken Curtis ) , two scientists and a token black and token Latino guy are stuck on an island during a hurricane with large killer shrews running loose . The scientists developed them ... |
479,171 | 463,200 | 299,930 | 1 | As bad as you've heard | A lowly thug named Larry Gigli ( Ben Affleck ) is hired to kidnap and watch over a mentally retarded young man named Brian ( Justin Bartha ) . " Ricki " ( Jennifer Lopez ) is sent to watch over Larry and make sure he does a good job . He falls in love with her - - but she's a lesbian . Sounds hopeless - - and it is . C... |
477,594 | 463,200 | 83,261 | 1 | Boring and pointless | Dreck about three beautiful women in California who go to cover some festival ( or something ) . All the hotels are booked so they have to spend the night in a creepy old house . What they don't know is that there is a creepy inhabitant there who likes to kill . . . Yawn . Boring , pointless , utterly stupid " horror "... |
477,943 | 463,200 | 95,853 | 1 | Pretty bad | A teenager who seems to have it all commits suicide . It leaves his family and his best friend ( Keanu Reeves ) asking a lot of questions . . . and blaming themselves . Good idea , badly handled . For starters this HAS been done before 1988 - - mostly in TV movies and After School Specials . Aside from some swearing an... |
478,877 | 463,200 | 100,469 | 1 | Eerie , disturbing and altogether horrible | No real plot here - - just about the VERY weird , sick adventures of a young kid growing up in the middle on nowhere . Very stark with just gorgeous photography but filled with unpleasant characters , situations and depression . What's the point of all this ? Some people have compared this to David Lynch - - but Lynch ... |
478,235 | 463,200 | 373,883 | 1 | Pointless and sick | I USED to like Rob Zombie . " House of 1000 Corpses " rocks and " The Devils Rejects " disturbed me . THIS however is just horrendous . It's a disastrous redo of the 1978 classic . Here it's explained why Michael Myers was a psycho . The first 40 minutes or so are good ( if disturbing ) . We see Micahel at the age of 1... |
478,547 | 463,200 | 71,494 | 1 | Saw it when it first played on TV | I was 12 and the premise sounded great - - a TV movie about a submarine trapped underwater with deadly snakes on the loose . I remember watching and , after a while , became increasingly bored . The script was by-the-numbers ( there were no surprises or anything even slightly original ) , the cast looked either bored o... |
478,353 | 463,200 | 74,802 | 1 | Sleazy exploitation flick posing as a significant drama | Model Chris McCormack ( Margaux Hemingway ) is brutally raped by a teacher ( Chris Sarandon ) of her sister Kathy ( Mariel Hemingway ) . He is brought to trial but goes totally free . He then rapes Kathy ! Objectionable and sick rape film . This movie was advertised as an important drama dealing with rape . What it is ... |
478,842 | 463,200 | 67,148 | 1 | Haven't seen this since I was kid . . . | and have NO desire to see it again ! Who thought the world needed an ecological Godzilla film ? The film has worse special effects than usual ( and that's saying a lot ) , the usual lousy dubbing , animated ( ? ? ? ? ) sequences and some needlessly gruesome moments ( i . e . a guy's face decomposing ; Hedora spitting s... |
477,881 | 463,200 | 377,818 | 1 | Really - - HOW could this be good ? | I actually caught this in the summer of 2005 during its mercifully brief theatrical run . I saw it because it was an incredibly hot humid day out and I thought anything was better than that . Boy was I wrong ! I went in expecting a bad movie . Well , it met my expectations and exceeded them ! It got so stupid and child... |
479,151 | 463,200 | 86,984 | 1 | One of DePalma's worst | Out of work actor Jake Scully ( Craig Wasson ) agrees to house sit for a friend . The friend also has a telescope that points right to a house where a beautiful woman does a nude dance all by herself every night . Jake immediately becomes obsessed . . . until he finds an Indian is also watching the woman with murderous... |
478,769 | 463,200 | 71,464 | 1 | Silly sex movie | Emmanuelle ( Sylvia Kristel ) is happily married to an older man ( she's about 20 , he's 50s ) . He has no problem with her sleeping with other people ( men AND women ) and even hires an older man to teach her how to be a good lover . Yawn . I saw this at an movie house that showed old movies back in the early 1980s . ... |
479,421 | 463,200 | 113,863 | 1 | I had forgotten about this . . . | An interactive movie . Basically each theatre had to be specially equipped with different video monitors and such . Each seat had a sort of device where you could pick an option . Like when someone is being tortured - - you have three options to pick from on HOW he was to be tortured . The one that most people " vote "... |
479,173 | 463,200 | 94,597 | 1 | Rightfully forgotten late 80s horror film | Sheesh - - what a STUPID movie ! Two cousins played by hunky Patrick O'Bryan and nerd Stephen Geoffreys get involved with a satanic phone line ( the title ) . O'Bryan ignores it but Geoffreys loves it . Naturally it possesses him and he starts to kill anybody who ever picked on him . This is Robert Englund's sole direc... |
478,498 | 463,200 | 219,023 | 1 | Bottom of the barrel | Just dreadful " documentary " about gay stars and some of the movies they made . The narrator ( whoever he is ) is more than a little ill at ease and some the narration comes off sounding real strange . The footage is in poor shape ( most of the clips look like they were taped off of TV ) and some truly questionable in... |
478,919 | 463,200 | 239,948 | 1 | Horrendous | Darren Silverman ( Jason Biggs ) falls in love with Judith Fessbegler ( Amanda Peet ) a horrible , cruel , controlling woman who forces him to dump his two best friends . . . Wayne ( Steven Zahn ) and J . D . ( Jack Black ) . To get him back and " save " him , they kidnap Judith , fake her death and try to hook Darren ... |
478,968 | 463,200 | 71,674 | 1 | Saw this on TV when I was 12 ! ! ! ! | There was a big controversy when this first played on TV . It was on at 8 : 00 ( I believe ) and the TV station ( I THINK it was ABC ) was blasted for showing such a movie of questionable taste so early in the evening . Well , I was 12 when I saw it and I wasn't particularly shocked or upset by it . I found it pretty l... |
477,630 | 463,200 | 71,675 | 1 | THIS was banned in Finland ? ? ? ? ? | A mutated baby ( with fangs and claws no less ) is on the rampage just seconds after being born . POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEADPathetic excuse for a horror film . The story is more than a little stupid , has plot holes big enough for freeway construction and is dull . The acting sucks , the direction is by the numbers and th... |
479,375 | 463,200 | 218,922 | 1 | Dull dull dull | Antonio Banderas plays a rich Cuban man in the late 1800s-early 1900s , who orders a mail order bride ( Angelina Jolie ) . Unfortunately , she turns out to be a load of trouble . Horrible adaptation of a great book ( " Waltz into Darkness " by Cornell Woolrich ) . There's some beautiful set design , exotic locations an... |
478,939 | 463,200 | 67,245 | 1 | Can I vote this a zero ? | A mad doctor ( Bruce Dern ! ! ! ) adds the head of a homicidal maniac to the body and head of a very big mentally-retarded man . The creature escapes and you can guess the rest . Truly horrible , sick horror film with an incredible amount of blood , sadism and sexual content for a PG rated film . The script is full of ... |
479,463 | 463,200 | 82,511 | 1 | If you're desperate . . . | Four college kids ( 2 girls , 2 boys ) must spend the night in a haunted house to get into the sororities and fraternities they pledged . What they don't know is the house IS haunted by a seemingly unstoppable killer . Who will survive ? Sound familiar ? A very by the numbers horror film utterly devoid of chills or ima... |
477,629 | 463,200 | 64,363 | 1 | Offensive and unfunny | Just dreadful " comedy " about two young men who pretend to be gay to avoid being drafted . The comedy is horrible - - very childish and stupid . The view of gays is simply unbearable - - all limp-wristed , mincing , lisping men . Basically this film reinforces every single gay stereotype known to man . As a gay man I ... |
478,611 | 463,200 | 82,818 | 1 | Bloody , sick , senseless | An mentally disturbed man kills people . That's it . There's next to no plot , no brains , no nothing ! I saw this thing back in a movie theatre in 1981 . I was equal parts bored , sickened and just amazed at how STUPID this was ! The audience had a great time . . . after half an hour of trying to take it seriously the... |
479,442 | 463,200 | 67,361 | 1 | Another crappy Fulci film | An extremely dull murder mystery about murders and a woman who has extremely strange ( and stupid ) dreams and hallucinations . Surprisingly , there's no gore in this film ( usually director Fulci rubs the audience's face in it ) . . . doesn't make it a good film though . The story is slow and confusing , the direction... |
478,891 | 463,200 | 320,244 | 1 | One of the worst films of 2003 | Truly horrendous dramatization of the true story of Michael Alig . A gay man , he became the king of the club kid scene in the late 1980s . Eventually he became hooked on drugs which led to his downfall and involved murder . There is only one good thing in this film - - Seth Green's performance as James St . James , Mi... |
478,357 | 463,200 | 82,934 | 1 | Poorly cast and dull | In the 1920s drifter Frank Chambers ( Jack Nicholson ) starts doing odd jobs for an alcoholic cafe owner Nick ( John Colicos ) . He then meets Nick's sexy young wife ( Jessica Lange ) . Sex and murder follow . The 1946 version was perfect so , naturally , Hollywood had to redo it . They claimed the original had to be t... |
479,585 | 463,200 | 71,206 | 1 | Pretty dreadful - - but kids might like it | This adorable dog ( called various names during the film ) is seemingly loved by the whole town . . . but he's alone . He is friends with two children ( Cindy and Paul played astonishingly bad ) but their father won't let them have a dog . Then Benji meets Tiffany - - ANOTHER adorable dog . They ( instantly ) fall in l... |
479,519 | 463,200 | 443,431 | 1 | Pretty dreadful | Puported " comedy " about four gay high school friends who have just graduated . They're all virgins and make a pledge to have sex before they enter college in a few months . The plot is familiar - - just with gay guys this time . For the record I'm gay - - and found this movie repulsive . The humor is sick beyond beli... |
477,612 | 463,200 | 109,592 | 1 | WAY overrated | Rupert Everett plays a man in charge of a cemetery in Italy . The problem is that the dead keep coming back to life and Everett must kill them ( again ) by stopping their brains . Then he meets and falls in love with a beautiful woman . They make love in the graveyard , on top of a grave and things go all wrong . . . I... |
479,461 | 463,200 | 82,748 | 1 | Just dreadful | Film takes place in Massachusetts ( obviously it was shot in Spain ) . It starts in the 1940s with a mother catching her young son putting together a jigsaw puzzle of a naked woman . She freaks out , yells at him and orders him to get a plastic trash bag ( which didn't exist in the 1940s ) . He leaves , comes back in w... |
478,226 | 463,200 | 51,381 | 1 | Pretty stupid | A seriously deranged puppet master ( John Hoyt ) somehow makes a machine that shrinks people down to miniature size . One of them is John Agar - - a regular in plenty of B movies from the 1950s and 1960s . They rebel against their creator and try to get back to regular size . This was rushed into production - - and it ... |
479,315 | 463,200 | 82,696 | 1 | Hilarious ! | Another stupid slasher film from the 80s . Basically it involves a bunch of idiots at a summer camp ( in November ! ) unwittingly bringing to life a monster who likes axing his victims . . . or something like that . Who cares ? The movie is crap ! All the characters are annoying and ( with the exception of Gaylen Ross ... |
479,352 | 463,200 | 82,806 | 1 | Bottom of the barrel | The story has already been summarized by previous posters so I won't bother . This is a rock-bottom , stupid , boring , horrendous " Halloween " clone - - HORROR movie is right ! The plot is silly ( killing people for every hour it turns midnight across the U . S . - - please ! ) , the performances are truly bad ( it's... |
477,658 | 463,200 | 339,209 | 1 | Just dreadful gay coming of age movie | Movie about a college guy who is confused about his sexuality . He's in a fraternity and keeps it hidden from his fraternity brothers . Then he meets a male student he's attracted to and things come out in the open . PLOT SPOILERS ! ! ! I caught this a few years ago at a Gay & Lesbian Film Festival . I had blocked it -... |
478,853 | 463,200 | 339,210 | 1 | Saw it when I was 13 at 11 : 30 at night . . . . | and thought it was the stupidest thing I ever saw . For starters this was not the Superman in the comics . Where was Lex Luthor , Perry White , Jimmy Olsen ? They're not here . Also the guy who played Superman could act - - but wasn't muscular and couldn't sing . The songs I remember were dreadful , the sets were made ... |
478,094 | 463,200 | 959,086 | 1 | Lord - - was this BAD ! ! ! ! ! | An dreadful " update " of Flash Gordon . He's a small town athlete who father ( maybe ) died under mysterious circumstances . Through a bunch of silly events he goes to Mongo ( through a door between dimensions right out of " Sliders " ) along with his ex Dale Arden . There they meet Ming and his daughter who want . . ... |
479,011 | 463,200 | 101,917 | 1 | Bottom of the barrel here | It WAS supposed to be the last Freddy movie ( and it was for over 10 years ) - - you would think they would have tried to get a good movie done . But they turned out giving us the worst of the series ( and that's saying a lot ) . The plot made no sense ( I seriously can't remember it ) , all the main characters were id... |
477,667 | 463,200 | 156,843 | 1 | Not as much fun as " Plan 9 " | Ed Wood's followup to " Plan 9 from Outer Space " . Lt . Bradford ( Duke Moore ) and patrolman Paul Kelton ( Paul Marco ) go investigate a deserted house where strange things are happening . There they find Dr . Acula ( sigh ) ( Keene Dunacn ) who's a phony spiritualist trying to bilk wealthy people by " contacting " t... |
477,408 | 463,200 | 156,841 | 1 | Next WORST Thing ! | Gay Robert Whittaker ( Rupert Everett ) gets best friend Abbie Reynolds ( Madonna ) pregnant after one drunken night . She has the baby and they agree to live together and raise the child . Everything is fine until she falls in love with handsome Ben Cooper ( Benjamin Bratt ) . . . and wants full custody of their child... |
479,547 | 463,200 | 114,345 | 1 | Hysterical | VERY stupid adaptation of Nathaniel Hawthorne's classic . For one thing Demi Moore is totally miscast in the title role . I have nothing against her - - she can be good in the right roles . . . but casting her as a Puritan was just stupid . Gary Oldman looks like he doesn't know what the hell he's doing in this and Rob... |
477,340 | 463,200 | 29,120 | 1 | One of Crawford's worst | Elaborate , star-studded movie about a jewel thief ( Joan Crawford ) falling in love with a man she's supposed to rob . . . or something like that . This is a horrible movie - - just one of the worst I've ever seen . It is beautiful to look at , has a great cast and they all give great performances ( especially Crawfor... |
478,251 | 463,200 | 82,083 | 1 | Yawn ! | Silly horror film . At a California beach people are being pulled INTO the sand and are never seen again . Obviously there's something under there . . . but the police don't want to be bothered . Hunky lifeguard David Huffman and his whiny girlfriend try to find out what's going on . I gotta admit this has a decent ide... |
479,551 | 463,200 | 52,077 | 1 | Terrible but amusing | OK - - this film is terrible ( I give it a 1 ) BUT I'd be lying if I didn't say I enjoyed it - - for laughs ! Lousy acting , TERRIBLE sets ( LOVE the cockpit of the plane and the obvious plastic tombstones ) and the hilarious " special " effects ( the flying saucers were painted pie tins - - and it shows ) . The script... |
477,767 | 463,200 | 285,462 | 1 | Homophobic , sexist , stupid and dull | Alleged " comedy " about two straight men - - Jerry ( Cuba Gooding Jr . ) and Nick ( Horatio Sanz ) - - who mistakenly get stuck on a gay cruise . Naturally all the gay men are blatantly offensive stereotypes - - sex-obsessed , feminine , lisping and ( of course ) they all love drag . About a half hour in they run into... |
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