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478,828 | 463,200 | 64,949 | 4 | Nice title . . . that's about it | VERY confusing horror has three different story lines : one involves a man killing women in London and draining their blood ; another has people being kidnapped and slowly have their body parts being removed one by one ; the last deals with some strange Nazi-ish organization trying to take power ( or something ) . It a... |
478,564 | 463,200 | 86,946 | 4 | I never liked hip-hop so obviously I didn't like this | Hilariously obvious " drama " about a bunch of high school ( I think ) kids who enjoy non-stop hip-hop , break dancing , graffiti and trying to become a dj at the Roxy - - or something . To be totally honest I was so bored I forgot ! Even people who love the music agree this movie is terribly acted and - - as a drama -... |
479,166 | 463,200 | 86,973 | 4 | Innocuous | Two friends ( Michael Caine , Joe Bologna ) go to Rio with their daughters ( Michelle Johnson , Demi Moore ) for a month . Bologna is getting divorced and Caine is having problems with his wife ( Valerie Harper ) . While there , Johnson seduces Caine and immediately thinks she's in love with him . He's attracted to her... |
477,939 | 463,200 | 102,299 | 4 | Prententious , pretentious , pretentious | Nick ( Kevin Anderson ) goes back to his hometown to take care of his dying mother ( Kim Novak ) . There he encounters an old college buddy ( Bill Pullman ) and his beautiful wife ( Pamela Gidley ) . He also gets involved with a 40 year old sex murder that may have something to do with him . . . I caught this in a thea... |
478,222 | 463,200 | 82,648 | 4 | Nice photography - - little else | The untold origin of the Lone Ranger . It shows who he was and how and why he became the Ranger . Legendary bomb . The idea was not a bad one - - reinvent and introduce the Lone Ranger for 1980s audiences . Right off the bat though there were problems . The studio ordered Clayton Moore ( the original Ranger ) to stop a... |
477,816 | 463,200 | 60,176 | 4 | Time has not been kind to this one | Film about a British photographer ( David Hemmings ) who may , or may not have , accidentally shot a crime . Wow - - is this dated ! In 1966 this was considered a masterpiece - - it was also one of the first movies to have some ( very minor ) female nudity . Unfortunately it has dated badly . The nudity is not even rem... |
478,129 | 463,200 | 71,627 | 4 | I've seen worse . . . | . . . but I've seen better too . The story here is predictable - - a film crew trying to film a horror movie in a place where murders occurred . Three guesses what happens . This isn't a total bomb - - the cast is fairly good with pros John Ireland , Faith Domergue and John Carradine giving the best performances . It's... |
479,248 | 463,200 | 486,576 | 4 | Pretty poor sequel | The Silver Surfer ( Doug Jones with the voice of Laurence Fishburne ) is a man all in silver who whizzes around the Earth on a surfboard . He also spreads radiation and causes disasters everywhere he goes . The Fantastic Four ( Ioan Gruffudd , Jessica Alba , Chris Evans and Michael Chiklis ) are hired to do battle with... |
477,265 | 463,200 | 90,152 | 4 | Just so-so | Documentary showing clips of dancing from old Hollywood movies up to the present . . . well , 1985 actually . Also there are the stars introducing the clips and talking about them . Sounds interesting but isn't . For starters I remember seeing some of these clips from the two " That's Entertainment " movies from the 19... |
478,702 | 463,200 | 261,392 | 4 | More misses than hits | The idea was fun ( Jay and Silent Bob traveling to Hollywood to try and stop a movie being made ) but it doesn't work . There are plenty of jokes but for every good one there are five or six that fall flat . Also , to get most of the jokes you have to have seen every Kevin Smith movie ever made . If you haven't , you'l... |
477,967 | 463,200 | 106,400 | 4 | Silly | I have to admit that I've never seen a full episode of the TV series . I've seen bits and pieces of enough to know the basic premise and the characters . This is just to let you know that I'm reviewing it without comparing it to the TV series . But still - - with the silly premise who ever thought this would work as a ... |
478,015 | 463,200 | 117,382 | 4 | So-so | Three part " horror " film with some guy in a boarded up house imploring the viewer not to go " out there " and ( unfortunately ) gives us three tales to prove why . The first story involves a young couple in a car accident who meet up with two psychos . It leads up to two totally predictable twists . Still , it's quic... |
478,399 | 463,200 | 300,556 | 4 | Big , loud , noisy . . . and dull | Silly time travel movie . A archaeologist ( somehow ) finds a " wormhole " to 1347 France . That's when there was a huge battle ( or something . . . history isn't my best subject ) . He goes back to get artifacts . . . and never returns . So his stupid son ( Paul Walker ) and friends ( Gerard Butler , Frances O'Connor ... |
479,681 | 463,200 | 75,314 | 4 | Come on ! A masterpiece ? I think not . | Travis Bickle ( Robert De Niro ) is a Vietnam war veteran who drives a cab in NYC . NYC is shown as an utter hellhole - - full of unpleasant characters and events . He tries to romance classy rick Betsy ( Cybill Shepherd ) but shocks her instead . He meets 12 year old prostitute Iris ( Jodie Foster ) and decides to sav... |
478,344 | 463,200 | 82,009 | 4 | Not very good or original | The main idea of this animated feature was good - - follow a Russian Jewish family from when they came to America in the 1920s up to 1981 . Along the way use music of the time to move the story ahead . For example - - the 1960s sequence had " Somebody to Love " and " People Are Strange " - - 70s had " Night Moves - - 8... |
478,658 | 463,200 | 24,631 | 4 | Visually impressive but that's it | Silly horror tale about the soul of an executed murderess possessing the body of another woman . Film starts off well but quickly becomes slow and boring . Some impressive visuals throughout , but the main plot is absurd - - according to this , the spirits of executed killers possess living people and have them perform... |
478,153 | 463,200 | 66,892 | 4 | Dreary , dull and dated | SPOILERS THROUGHOUT Hopelessly outdated film about sex . It follows the sex lives of two guys - - Jonathan ( Jack Nicholson ) and Sandy ( Art Garfunkel ) - - from their college years in the 1940s up to 1971 . Sandy falls for Susan ( Candice Bergen ) in college . Jonathan also falls for her too . In later years Sandy is... |
479,277 | 463,200 | 160,916 | 4 | Boring , stupid , obvious , cringe-worthy dialogue | Boy ! This was worse than what I expected ! I expected a light film with good acting and a happy ending ( Rob Reiner NEVER has a depressing ending ) . What did I get ? Well it was light . . . TOO LIGHT ! ! So light that I didn't give a damn about the characters or their situations ! These people do not talk or act like... |
478,984 | 463,200 | 469,899 | 4 | Pretty dreadful | Stupid horror film about five 20 somethings ( 3 guys , 2 girls ) going to this place in the middle of nowhere . What they don't know is Dr . Chopper and his female assistants attack and kill anybody who ventures in their woods . They use their body parts for some experiments . . . or something . Also five college girls... |
478,639 | 463,200 | 51,724 | 4 | A searing expose on teenage drug use ! Just kidding | Silly exploitation movie . It's about tough kid Tony ( Russ Tamblyn ) going to live with his nymphomaniac aunt ( Mamie Van Doren ) and attending a new school . He meets the head kid J . I . ( John Drew Barrymore ) , gets involved with his girlfriend Joan ( Diane Jergens ) and gets involved with selling drugs . But Tony... |
477,553 | 463,200 | 63,787 | 4 | Kind of dull | A movie about Vixen ( Erica Gavin ) who has a Mountie husband who she loves . . . but she loves sex too ! In the course of the movie she gets multiple men in bed - - including her husband AND brother ! Also there's a ( tame ) lesbian sequence . This film put Russ Meyer on the map and was ( I believe ) the first critica... |
478,114 | 463,200 | 94,862 | 4 | Never really worked for me | Killer Charles Lee Ray ( Brad Dourif ) is shot and killed by policeman Mike Norris ( Chris Sarandon ) in a toy store . Before he dies he transfers his soul into a Good Guy doll named Chucky . Mom Karen Barclay ( Catherine Hicks ) buys the doll for her son Andy ( Alex Vincent ) and Chucky sets out to settle the score wi... |
477,771 | 463,200 | 86,216 | 4 | Overdone | Terrible adaptation of S . E . Hinton's novel . Rusty James ( Matt Dillon ) lives in awe of his older brother the Motorcycle Boy ( Mickey Rourke ) who had moved . He returns and the relationship between the two brothers changes . Seriously - - that's all I could get out of this . This came out in 1983 . Director Coppol... |
479,629 | 463,200 | 73,806 | 5 | Saw it MANY years ago . . . | at a Gay & Lesbian Film Festival . Porno black & white parody of horror films . On a dark and stormy night a bunch of people are stranded in a very strange house run by a very strange woman . During the night various ( hardcore ) sex occurs . And they throw in a gorilla too ( ! ! ! ! ) I saw an edited print ( it only r... |
478,830 | 463,200 | 338,094 | 5 | THIS is what we got for making " Pirates of the Caribbean " such a big hit ! | Eddie Murphy plays a workaholic real estate man . He loves his beautiful wife and two kids - - but can't resist working . He gets a call to see an old , rundown mansion ( the title one ) . He arrives with his wife and kids . They meet the mysterious butler ( Terence Stamp ) and his even stranger master ( Nathaniel Park... |
479,606 | 463,200 | 61,209 | 5 | Early Coppola film | You probably never heard of this film - - there's a good reason why . 19 year old Barnard ( Peter Kastner ) is on his own in NYC and obsessed with girls . He's extremely attracted by a beautiful , but cruel , actress named Barbara Darling ( Elizabeth Hartman ) while sweet , nice Amy Bartlett ( Karen Black - - supposedl... |
477,806 | 463,200 | 160,710 | 5 | So-so | Not bad for a low-budget film , but not great either . It's about three black gay males and one gay Latino male searching for sex and / or love in L . A . It is good to see an ( almost ) all-black cast in a movie not involving drugs , guns or non-stop profanity . Also , this is one of the few movies dealing with GBMs .... |
478,970 | 463,200 | 378,867 | 5 | What's the point ? | Testosterone started as a gay novel written by a gay author suffering from depression . It's a VERY grim , dark tale of Dean who is deserted by his lover Pablo . But it seems Pablo has left him a gift - - an HIV infection . He spends the entire novel driving around Los Angeles meeting various dark , disturbing characte... |
478,411 | 463,200 | 43,964 | 5 | Spooky | Interesting short narrated by Orson Welles about a ghost story " told in Dublin " ( as the film says ) . Only about a half hour long , it's not really scary and the acting is uneven ( to say the least ) , but it's beautifully shot . Some of the scenes in it were breathtaking and even though I knew the ending , I was in... |
477,346 | 463,200 | 264,323 | 5 | I guess it could have been worse . . . | A bunch of obnoxious college idiots on spring break decide to ride from South Carolina to Florida and party there . Along the way they are ( purposefully ) detoured and end up in Pleasant Valley - - a town that seems stuck in the Civil War - - and they're JUST in time for a celebration . Soon five other airheads show u... |
477,270 | 463,200 | 78,087 | 5 | Can't say I liked it . . . | The government hires a scientist ( Kevin McCarthy ) to develop man-eating piranhas to use in combat ( ? ? ? ? ) . Unfortunately they escape into a public stream . . . which runs into a summer camp , a resort and then the ocean . Can Bradford Dillman and Heather Menzies stop the creatures ? This is a Roger Corman produc... |
478,290 | 463,200 | 325,214 | 5 | Average creature feature | Back in the 1800s an miner finds tons of gold and refuses to share it . Instead he hides it and kills everybody he thinks it interested in it . He's shot but curses anyone who finds his gold and then . . . disappears . Cut to present day ( well . . . 2003 actually ) . A young guy finds some gold . The miner immediately... |
479,682 | 463,200 | 73,972 | 5 | Sure it's sexist but fun in a non-think sort of way | Three beautiful women ( Kate Jackson , Jaclyn Smith and Farrah Fawcett ) are the only employees of a detective agency run by the unseen Charlie ( voice of John Forsythe ) and his helper Bosley ( David Doyle ) . Every week these women went out to solve laughably obvious crimes and never break a nail or get one hair out ... |
477,642 | 463,200 | 70,578 | 5 | Black is the whole show here | Prostitute Elizabeth Lucy ( Karen Black ) is found dead at the beginning - - she fell ( or was pushed ) from the top of a building . Police sergeant Jim Henderson ( Christopher Plummer ) investigates and finds himself involved in satanic rites , ritual killings and more . Also there are flashbacks to the last few days ... |
479,009 | 463,200 | 260,262 | 5 | Pretty silly but not without merit | Susan Jane is pretty but feels ignored by kids at school . They never invite her to parties or engage her in conversations . On the other hand the kids don't purposely ignore her - - they just think she's stuck-up because she never talks to them ! One kind girl in the group realizes the situation and talks to Susan Jan... |
478,991 | 463,200 | 47,673 | 5 | I've never really liked this | Two old army buddies ( Bing Crosby , Danny Kaye ) are a successful dancing and singing act . They try to help their ex-general ( Dean Jagger ) from loosing his Vermont inn . The love interest is provided by Vera Ellen and Rosemary Clooney . I've seen this multiple times ( once in a brand new print at a repertory theatr... |
479,482 | 463,200 | 61,398 | 5 | Joan Crawford's 2nd to last film - - a true horror | Monica Rivers ( Joan Crawford ) is the owner of a traveling circus . One night the tightrope walker's rope breaks . He falls and ( somewhat impossibly ) is hung by his own rope . The next day Frank Hawkins ( Ty Hardin ) shows up looking for a job - - and he just happens to be a tightrope walker . Rivers hires him . . .... |
477,393 | 463,200 | 70,169 | 5 | Pretty terrible but never dull | DEFINITE SPOILERS This film is a direct sequel to " Black Caeser " . The first 7 minutes show the ending of the first film in which Caeser ( Fred Williamson ) was being chased and then beaten to death . This movie conveniently ignores that he was killed and has his father rescuing him . He survives and kills all the pe... |
477,964 | 463,200 | 290,673 | 5 | Harrowing | A woman ( Monica Bellucci ) is savagely raped and beaten and her boyfriend ( Vincent Cassel ) sets out to kill her attacker . This film is almost impossible to watch - - there's an extremely horrifying and VERY graphic murder in the first 20 minutes and the rape / beating goes on for at least 10 minutes . The worst was... |
478,785 | 463,200 | 83,962 | 5 | Interesting but a failure | Adaptation of a play . A pre-stardom Kevin Bacon plays a sleazy , grimy , gay prostitute . He offers an older trick ( Orson Bean ) a young gay man . The problem is the kid dies and Bean is on the way . What to do ? I never saw the play but it can't be as dull as this . The acting here is good - - Bacon looks terrible (... |
477,842 | 463,200 | 95,389 | 5 | Obscure little thriller | An updating of Jack the Ripper made on the centennial of his infamous murders . A murderer in Los Angeles is imitating Jack the Ripper - - he kills only prostitutes and in the exact same way Jack did . Idealistic kind doctor John Westford ( James Spader ) stumbles into the last killing and finds a coworker there who sa... |
477,359 | 463,200 | 77,889 | 5 | Not that good | Corky Withers ( Anthony Hopkins ) plays a very successful ventriloquist with a particularly foul-mouthed little dummy called Fats . He realizes he's slowly losing his grip with reality ( he's starting to think Fats is alive ) ands runs away to a secluded cabin . He runs into an old high school flame Peggy Ann Snow ( ... |
478,093 | 463,200 | 77,869 | 5 | Hopelessly confused | Ralph Bakshi had a good idea - - do " The Lord of the Rings " trilogy as three separate animated films . Back in 1978 it would have been impossible to do this live action . I saw it in a theatre in 1978 with my brother and some friends . I had just read " The Hobbit " but never the trilogy - - my friends have never rea... |
478,265 | 463,200 | 210,075 | 5 | THIS was a big nit at Sundance ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? | Why ? It's a boring , totally by-the-numbers story of a girl with attitude ( Michelle Rodriguez ) who has no self-esteem , finding it with boxing ( and a boyfriend too ) . This story has been done many times before and done better also . Every single frame of it was predictable . Aside from the predictable story line ,... |
477,534 | 463,200 | 105,219 | 5 | OK action flick | I only saw this because the late Brandon Lee was in it . His acting was so good in " The Crow " , I wondered how he was before that . Sadly , not that good . He was a very handsome man with a beautiful body ( nice butt too ) , but his acting is pretty stiff . He's not horrible just not good . I guess between this and "... |
477,800 | 463,200 | 61,177 | 5 | Lesser known Woody Allen film - - for good reason ! | Allens first film as writer and director . He took a serious Japanese spy film , threw out all the dialogue , wrote his own and had the lines dubbed in . I saw this on TV when I was a teenager , back in the late 1970s , and found it hysterical . Seeing it now I can't figure out WHY I found this funny . There are some g... |
478,373 | 463,200 | 108,556 | 5 | Starts off great . . . then falls apart | A babysitter named Julia ( Jill Schoelen ) is home with her charges asleep upstairs . . . and hears a knock at the door . A man says his car has broken down and he needs to use the phone ( you never see him - - you only hear his voice through the door ) . She offers to place the call for him and finds the phone is dead... |
478,446 | 463,200 | 206,314 | 5 | Half a good movie | The plot is not bad ( if far-fetched ) and it's well-directed but this movie is only partially successful . Two brothers Lewis ( Paul Walker ) and Fuller ( Steve Zahn ) drive cross-country to Colorado to pick up Lewis ' " friend " Venna ( Leelee Sobieski ) . They play stupid games on their CB , inadvertently cause a ma... |
477,957 | 463,200 | 66,550 | 5 | Terrible direction , stupid script but sometimes it works | A white bigot ( Godfrey Cambridge ) wakes up one morning to find himself a black man . Good idea , horrible execution . The script hits all the jokes you expect and then goes nowhere . The dialogue is terrible - - people don't talk like that ! Also , there's no ending - - the film just stops . And Van Peebles direction... |
479,024 | 463,200 | 303,816 | 5 | Unpleasant , bloody and boring | Five extremely annoying college students decide to spend a weekend in a cabin in the woods . They're attacked ( sort of ) by a man infected by a flesh-eating virus . He's killed but not before infecting them and they start to unravel as they battle the virus . . . and themselves . The plot is totally by the numbers and... |
479,664 | 463,200 | 427,229 | 5 | Failure is right ! | Stupid comedy . 35 year old Tripp ( Matthew McConaughy ) still lives at home with him mom and dad ( Kathy Bates and Terry Bradshaw ) . They hire Paula ( Sarah Jessica Parker ) to romance him , get him to move out . . . and then dump him . Naturally she ( sigh ) falls in love . There's also a pointless subplot where a f... |
477,936 | 463,200 | 112,896 | 5 | ALMOST works | Mel Brooks ' spoof on Dracula . It follows Dracula ( Leslie Nielsen ) from Transylvania to London where he battles Dr . Seward ( Harvey Korman ) , his assistant Jonathan Harker ( Steven Weber ) , Lucy ( Lysette Anthony ) , Harkers ' fiancée Mina ( Amy Yasbeck ) and van Helsing ( Mel Brooks ! ) . It follows the 1931 mov... |
478,792 | 463,200 | 282,163 | 5 | Very good for what it is | An annoying bunch of 20 somethings go to spend a weekend at an abandoned ski resort . They plan to go " shredding " ( snow boarding ) and whoop it up . All the stereotypes are in place : the nice girl ; his girlfriend ; the female slut ; the maybe lesbian ; the crazy " funny " guy ; the constantly stoned guy and the my... |
477,294 | 463,200 | 175,526 | 5 | Badly cut and doesn't work | In the small town of Cherry Falls VA , a vicious killer starts hacking up teenagers . The thing is he only attacks virgins ! The town sheriff ( Michael Biehn ) tries to warn parents and teenagers and also protect his own teenage daughter ( Brittany Murphy ) . The movie tries to mix black humor with strong violence . Wh... |
478,168 | 463,200 | 303,361 | 5 | Takes itself way too seriously | Basically this is a slasher flick that thinks it's an art film . May ( Angela Bettis ) is a very shy , withdrawn woman who lives alone , has no friends and talks to her dolls at home . She falls for a man ( Jeremy Sisto ) and a lesbian coworker ( Anna Faris ) is also attached to her . Things get complicated , bad thing... |
479,526 | 463,200 | 454,841 | 5 | If you liked the original . . . | This film very closely follows the plot of the original " classic " . An all American family gets stranded in the middle of nowhere ( New Mexico desert here ) and are attacked by a family ravaged by nuclear radiation . I'm no fan of the first one . I thought it was stupid , unpleasant with lousy special effects and act... |
478,463 | 463,200 | 64,597 | 5 | Silly and crude but has its moments | This takes place in Victorian England . It deals with four lusty men and their attempts to have sex . The plots were hard to follow ( the thick English accents didn't help ) but I THINK I figured them out . Shaftoe ( Tom Bell ) is lusting after virginal sweet Hilaret ( Sussannah York ) . Lusty ( Jim Dale ) is after Clo... |
477,204 | 463,200 | 140,352 | 5 | Needs editing - - A LOT ! ! ! | Yeah , it's well acted , yeah it's got an intelligent script but those two elements do NOT make a great movie . This movie is a ( needless ) 2 hours and 35 minutes . There's no suspense ( anyone who reads the newspaper or watches TV knows how it's going to end ) and we get ENDLESS scenes repeating the same themes ( tob... |
478,524 | 463,200 | 60,794 | 5 | Nice atmosphere does not make a picture great | In a remote Transylvanian village people are killing themselves . It seems whenever they see a little ghost girl that means they are going to die . A doctor and a local witch both try to find out what's going on and stop it . If that plot sounds vague you should see the picture ! The plot rambles all over the place mak... |
478,801 | 463,200 | 194,776 | 5 | Saw it in college in 1980 | This was actually shown as part of a psychology class I took in college in 1980 . It was used to demonstrate the stages of sex among couples ( male / female ) . To be honest it was hardly exciting . The women were , to put it bluntly , not good-looking and the guys weren't much better . No plot or story - - just sex . ... |
477,437 | 463,200 | 83,067 | 5 | Bad , but so was RHPS | I'm a BIG RHPS fan but , seriously , it's not a good movie . Take away the audience and what you have is a stupid , confusing movie with good good acting and great musical numbers . " Shock Treatment " is a lot like that . Some good acting and fantastic musical numbers . . . but that's about it . The plot is confusing ... |
477,608 | 463,200 | 83,064 | 5 | Loud , stupid , violent but kind of fun | Vice copy ( Burt Reynolds ) falls for a high-price call girl ( Rachel Ward ) who's under the thumb of an underworld lord ( Gassman ) . The storyline is highly improbable , has a VERY slow stretch with Reynolds watching Ward through binoculars , has tons of gunfights and gallons of blood . Also , very sleazy . Still , I... |
479,322 | 463,200 | 57,078 | 5 | An S & M love story posing as a horror film | Pretty bad . An evil nobleman Kurt ( Christopher Lee ) terrorizes his family . He especially gets his kicks by whipping his brother's wife Nevenka ( Daliah Lavi ) . . . but she enjoys it ! He's then killed off brutally . . . but Nevenka keeps seeing him . He starts visiting her at night and whipping her and making love... |
477,474 | 463,200 | 35,706 | 5 | An OK murder mystery | Dr . Steele ( Lon Chaney Jr . ) is a psychiatrist married to a cheating wife who refuses to give him a divorce . He's in love with his nurse ( Patricia Morison ) who loves him back . Then he blacks out one weekend and awakens to find his wife was brutally murdered . Did he do it or is he being set up ? The first of Uni... |
478,913 | 463,200 | 39,826 | 5 | Great color - - little else | The adventures of Sinbad ( Douglas Fairbanks Jr . ) . Maureen O'Hara plays the love interest and Anthony Quinn plays the villain . A VERY elaborate film from RKO Radio Pictures . The sets are huge , the costumes beautiful and the color is great . . . but I really didn't enjoy this . For starters , Fairbanks is in lousy... |
478,459 | 463,200 | 74,533 | 5 | Saw it quite a while ago . . . but still remember it | An enthusiastic young and talented cast try to put on the first nudie musical with numbers such as " Dacing Dildoes " and a totally incompetent director . I caught this years ago on cable ( early 80s ) . I remember when it came out in 1976 people were shocked that Cindy Williams ( of TV's silly " Laverne & Shirley " si... |
477,984 | 463,200 | 222,087 | 5 | A John Holmes gay porn | No sound . Two young attractive guys ( John Holmes , Dave Harris ) are drinking and talking . Then they get up , go to the bedroom , undress and have sex . Holmes is on top . They then shower . That's about it . This was made to show off Holmes ' legendary appendage . What's surprising is seeing him making love with an... |
479,073 | 463,200 | 83,336 | 5 | Too smart for its own good | SPOILER BEGINSA rich couple are brutally murdered when they take a little nighttime stroll through the bad part of NYC . Detective Albert Finney is called in to investigate . It turns out the murderers aren't even human - - they're super intelligent wolves just trying to protect their hunting ground . But it seems the ... |
479,174 | 463,200 | 378,109 | 5 | Boy was this STUPID ! ! ! ! | A bunch of divers ( played by Paul Walker , Jessica Alba , Scott Caan and Ashley Scott ) accidentally come upon a plane under water that contains heroin . They pledge not to say anything but - - naturally - - Caan and Scott stupidly tell the local drug lord what they found and things predictably go wrong . The plot is ... |
477,275 | 463,200 | 69,715 | 5 | Plodding but has its moments | This takes places in 1795 England . Young Catherine ( Stephanie Beacham ) marries Charles Fengiffen ( Ian Ogilvy ) and moves to live with him at his remote ancestral estate . She's attacked by a spirit on her wedding night , starts seeing an eyeless grinning man and a disembodied hand crawling around . Is she going mad... |
478,484 | 463,200 | 265,101 | 5 | Not as good as " 2 " , but OK | Boys Life 1 and " 2 " are a collection of short movies dealing with gay youths . " 2 " actually contained an Oscar-winning short - - " Trevor " . This movie isn't as good as the first two , but occasionally works . It contains 5 shorts - - " Majorettes in Space " comes first . It's a French film that juxtaposes gays ... |
477,636 | 463,200 | 268,978 | 5 | Well-acted but dull | POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD True story about John Forbes Nash Jr . ( Russell Crowe ) , a brilliant mathematician , and his struggles with schizophrenia . Well-acted by Crowe , Jennifer Connelly ( as his wife ) , Ed Harris ( as a government agent ) and Paul Bettany ( as a college roommate ) but dull dull dull ! ! ! It's nee... |
479,098 | 463,200 | 74,512 | 5 | Sad to say but Hitchcock's last is one of his worst | Movie about a couple - - Blanche ( Barbara Harris ) and George ( Bruce Dern ) - - searching for the long-lost nephew of a very rich woman . Unfortunately they get involved with two kidnappers - - Adamson ( William Devane ) and Fran ( Karen Black ) - - and Adamson is VERY evil . Hitchcock's heart wasn't in this one - - ... |
479,701 | 463,200 | 245,562 | 5 | Boring and clichéd | In WWII Navajo men were used as code talkers in the war - - they translated messages while in combat into their own language , and transmitted it that way . This was done so the Japanese were unable to understand the messages . It's a very interesting little known fact about the war . It's a good thing they made a movi... |
477,394 | 463,200 | 69,792 | 5 | Predictable and poorly made | Movie starts out in 1953 where we see young black Tommy Gibbs doing jobs for the mob . He starts developing his own little gang . As he gets older ( and becomes Fred Williamson ) he works his way into the white mob - - even though they don't want " niers " ( as they say throughout the film ) . Then he steals some damag... |
479,105 | 463,200 | 43,030 | 5 | Bright , cheerful and totally unmemorable | Doris Day is great in this movie . She's full of life , she's sparkling , her singing is great ( as is her dancing ) . Also Eve Arden is very funny . That's about it for the good things . Otherwise the film has a stupid plot ; unmemorable songs ; and Gordon MacRae is ( suprisingly ) horrible as the male lead . He was s... |
478,212 | 463,200 | 47,396 | 5 | What's the big deal ? | I love Hitchcocks ' movies - - he was undoubtedly one of the greatest directors of our time - - but what's the big deal about this movie . It's well-directed ( obviously ) and the acting is good , but the story is predictable , the dialogue dull ( except for a few of Thelma Ritter's wisecracks ) and it's just plain bor... |
477,181 | 463,200 | 290,212 | 5 | What's happened to Soderbergh ? | Steven Soderbergh's newest " movie " has him directing Francesca ( Julia Roberts ) and Calvin ( Blair Underwood ) in a movie which is shown in crisp , clear film and then shows their real lives in VERY grainy video footage using a constantly jerky hand-held camera going in and out of focus . It also shows other charact... |
479,610 | 463,200 | 245,574 | 5 | Half a good movie | Two 17 year olds Tenoch ( Diego Luna ) and Julio ( Gael Garcia Bernal ) meet a 28 year old married woman Luisa ( Maribel Verdu ) at a wedding . They convince her to go on a road trip with them to a nonexistent beach . Basically they both want to sleep with her . But things get WAY out of hand . I hated the first half o... |
478,272 | 463,200 | 442,933 | 5 | The 3-D animation is all this has going for it | Powerful Beowulf journeys to a village to destroy a monster named Grendel . Unfortunately he doesn't realize Grendel has a mother to deal with too . OK - - the 3-D animation is incredible . The characters look and act like real people . The voices match the characters perfectly also . Also , despite the PG-13 rating , ... |
477,298 | 463,200 | 90,328 | 5 | Very good for what it is | It's an episode from the British TV series " Hammer House of Horror " . A film composer David Winter ( Jon Finch ) is unhappily living with his wife Mary ( Prunella Gee ) who's having an affair . One night he's home alone and a witch ( Patricia Quinn ) appears - - it seems she transported herself from the 1600s where s... |
477,741 | 463,200 | 36,307 | 5 | Things walkin that ain't got no business walkin | A somewhat fun Monogram horror movie . The wife of Dr . von Altermann ( John Carradine ) has died mysteriously . Her brother and a hired detective ( hunky Robert Lowery ) investigate . It seems the doctor is quite mad and experimenting on human beings and turning them into zombies . Yes , it's a cheap no budget movie b... |
478,382 | 463,200 | 71,524 | 5 | Not bad but a disappointment | The second remake of the " Front Page " - - there was a 1931 version , a 1940s version titled " His Girl Friday " AND a 1980s version called " Switching Channels " . The best is " His Girl Friday " but the others aren't bad . In 1920s Chicago Hildy Johnson ( Jack Lemmon ) , a reporter , wants to leave the newspaper bus... |
478,672 | 463,200 | 354,356 | 5 | I guess it lost something in the translation | French movie about a couple ( Stephane Freiss , Valerie Bruni-Tedesch ) getting a divorce . Then the movie moves backwards showing key moments in the couples relationship . It ends with their first meeting . Director Francois Ozon is ( I think ) a great director . His previous two films - - " 8 Women " and " Swimming P... |
477,851 | 463,200 | 79,228 | 5 | Good acting but too familiar | A 40ish , repressed school teacher is raped by a young , black janitor in the 1950s . It truly disturbs her , but she realizes she enjoyed it and begins a secret sexual relationship with him . But how long will this remain a secret ? Very well acted by everybody . . . but why was this done ? The story has been done man... |
477,836 | 463,200 | 94,606 | 5 | Well-done and acted . . . but no depth | Movie about a man ( William Hurt ) dealing with the death of his son . His wife ( Kathleen Turner ) abandons him and he's all alone . He meets a wonderful woman ( Geena Davis ) but is she enough to help him ? It looks fantastic ( superb direction ) and great acting by all ( Geena Davis won an Oscar ) . . . but I was bo... |
479,219 | 463,200 | 86,790 | 5 | Cast changes made this unwatchable | Silly soap but kind of fun . I barely remember the plot but I DO remember Jo Ann Pflug being very good as an evil woman . George Lazenby was fun as was Greg Mullavy . The rest of the cast was adequate . The worst actor on the show was easily Kevin Spirtas . Ironically he was the best LOOKING actor too . It had the usua... |
477,788 | 463,200 | 90,203 | 5 | Too quiet , too slow | This takes place in the 1940s . Carrie Watts ( Geraldine Page ) , an elderly woman , is living with her son Ludie ( John Heard ) and his wife Jessie Mae ( Carlin Glynn ) . Ludie is henpecked by Jessie Mae and Jessie treats Carrie like dirt . All Carrie wants is to visit her home town before she dies . Ludie and Jessie ... |
479,134 | 463,200 | 55,459 | 5 | About what you'd expect | An innocent girl , Ann ( Jill Ireland ) is framed by an evil girl , Lucy ( Jocelyn Britton ) and sent to a borstal ( British girls prison ) . There we have an evil prison guard , suicides , cat fights , riots and a strong suggestion of lesbianism . For what it is , it's not bad . It's made in bright , strong colors and... |
479,267 | 463,200 | 9,968 | 5 | Dated and overdone | A kind Chinese man ( Richard Barthelmess - - who's white ) travels from China to London to teach peace and kindness to white men . Years later he lives in the Limehouse section of London - - a real slum . He's depressed but not beaten down . He meets sweet , innocent Lucy ( Lillian Gish ) who is beaten and whipped by h... |
479,129 | 463,200 | 51,226 | 5 | Not good but fun in a silly sort of way | A bunch of people go to the island of Mora Tau . Right off the coast of it , a ship sank with diamonds aboard and they want them . There's nice guy Jeff Clark ( Gregg Palmer ) , Dr . Eggert ( Morris Ankrum ) , George Harrison ( ! ! ! ) ( Joel Ashley ) and his slutty wife Mona ( the immortal Allison Hayes ) . What they ... |
478,483 | 463,200 | 82,816 | 5 | McNichol and Quaid are worth seeing . . . but nothing else is | Dennis Quaid plays Travis Child a skirt-chasing ( yet lovable ) guy who is constantly sleeping with married women and getting in trouble with the law . His sister straight arrow Amanda ( Kristy McNichol ) tries to keep him out of trouble but can't do it . She tries to get policeman Conrad ( Mark Hamill ) to help her . ... |
479,358 | 463,200 | 71,186 | 5 | Highly unbelievable but fun . . . sort of | Nerdy high school student Ronald ( Scott Jacoby ) accidentally kills a fellow female classmate who is making fun of him ( he pushes her and her head hits a brick ) . He goes home and tells his VERY overprotective mother ( Kim Hunter ) . She decides to help him . She has him cover up the door of the guest bedroom and ha... |
478,693 | 463,200 | 44,760 | 5 | Overblown and boring historical epic | Takes place in 12th century England . Sir Wilfred of Ivanhoe ( Robert Taylor ) tries to help the imprisoned King Richard . However Richard's evil brother Prince John ( Guy Rolfe ) will do anything to stop him . Joan Fontaine and Elizabeth Taylor play the love interests . This movie has its good points . It's obvious to... |
477,431 | 463,200 | 257,106 | 5 | Not up to the original | This sequel ( to a movie that promised " no sequel " ) opens with an uproarious parody of " The Exorcist " ( with James Woods ) then goes downhill fast . The " plot " has a bunch of college students ( four returnees from the original - - never mind that they died - - and three untalented others ) spending the weekend i... |
478,441 | 463,200 | 117,342 | 5 | Surprisingly OK | The plot basically has a large wooden puppet coming to life and killing people . . . or is he ? The title is stupid and this was made on no budget , but it was quite interesting . All the acting is good , the story moves quickly and you're kept guessing until the very end about what's going on . The only bad part - - t... |
477,274 | 463,200 | 71,200 | 5 | Boring attempt to redo the werewolf legend | Wealthy hunter Tom Newcliffe ( Calvin Lockhart ) invites 5 people to his hi tech estate . He knows one of them is a werewolf - - but he's not sure which one . When they all arrive he won't let them leave . The next three nights will all have a full moon . . . and he expects to figure out who the werewolf is then . Hard... |
479,191 | 463,200 | 165,929 | 5 | Great action - - too bad the plot keeps getting in the way | The plot is boring and by-the-numbers gangster stuff ( and has only the slightest relation to " Romeo & Juliet " ) . The performances are terrible especially Jet Li and the soundtrack is unbearable ( I counted at least 40 uses of f and b in the first half hour ! ) . This film is ALMOST worth seeing for the action seque... |
478,489 | 463,200 | 44,030 | 6 | Pretty good , colorful | It's not as good as the 1936 version and condenses the script dramatically , but pretty good on its own terms . Most of the songs are retained , but not all . Ava Gardner is very good as Julie ( even though her rendition of " Can't Help Lovin ' That Man " is way too slow ) ; Howard Keel is better than the material ; Jo... |
478,652 | 463,200 | 233,469 | 6 | Typical | Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a fireman ( for no particular reason that I could see ) , whose wife and kid are accidentally killed in a Colombian terrorist attack . 10 minutes later he's in Columbia searching for the terrorist . Typical Arnie film but very fast-moving with tons of fights , explosions , gun play , really ... |
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