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519,851 | 1,162,550 | 396,401 | 1 | here's another 1 ( my score ) | Years ago , Sara , a young girl witnessed her parents being murdered , now as an adult she suffers from various mental ailments ( did I mention she has an imaginary friend ? ) This film lulls the viewer , not into a sense of tension , mind you , but rather a sense of sleepiness . Deathly boring , I found it hard to sit... |
520,015 | 1,162,550 | 372,960 | 1 | If i wanted to watch a home movie , I'd make one myself | This 17 minute documentary on the making of the Bruce Campbell produced Indy " Hatred of a Minute " can be found on the Anchor Bay released DVD edition of said movie . It contains rehearsals , and basically the cast and crew just acting silly over the course of a seemingly pretty typical day . It doesn't go into detail... |
520,008 | 1,162,550 | 126,456 | 1 | Insiped and boring | A nurse and fashion model , sharing an apartment , rail against lab testing on mice , like the air headed bimbos they are . After the rats attach the nurse , they take a trip to a nudist camp ( the women , not the rats ) , only to be terrorized by a fat retarded janitor . Unlike the better " Best that Killed Women " , ... |
519,995 | 1,162,550 | 1,143,900 | 1 | When being a X-box 360 achievement whore strikes back | Let's get this out of the way right of the bat when it comes to my x-box 360 , I'm a self-professed achievement whore ( for those not in the know , Achievement points are worthless little points that you get for accomplishing various tasks of any given x-box 360 video game ) Well I play any game , any time to accrue sa... |
520,904 | 1,162,550 | 277,371 | 1 | there's sophomoric humor , there's brain-dead humor . . . and then there's this | When 5 writers get credit for one awful teen movie parody , you're in trouble . When the Director of said movie also did not one , but two Ellen DeGeneres specials you're in real big trouble . By the way , why parody teen movies when most of them seem to be parodies themselves ? Not Another Teen Movie ( or NATM for mor... |
521,284 | 1,162,550 | 338,325 | 1 | brainless action without the action part of that equation | Bo Laramie , a rising Hollywood star , unaccustomed to the EVIL paparazzi and their EVIL ways , have to combat the EVILness when he stops in the middle of a busy highway and causes a fatal car accident , but only because of those EVIL paparazzi , did I forget to say they're EVIL ? ? Well don't worry , this movie will p... |
520,143 | 1,162,550 | 897,444 | 1 | among the worst of the zombie sub-genre has to offer | 50 years after a zombie infiltration a small group of nomadic survivors are still fighting the undead ghouls who've gotten smarter and kidnap nubile young women to feed off of . Two brothers save some girls from the ghouls , and one of the guys falls in love with one of them who he nicknames Star . Trouble ensues when ... |
521,059 | 1,162,550 | 105,402 | 1 | a bargain basement karate kid | Barry , ( Jonathan Brandis ) an asthmatic daydreaming loser who wants to learn karate to protect himself from the school beating ( just like his fantasy man , Chuck Norris ) , that he in all likelihood brings upon himself by being an unlikable spaz . Chuck's brother Aaron , is a horrible director and this film made wan... |
519,488 | 1,162,550 | 382,910 | 1 | simply atrocious | Shot on the ( very ) cheap , the futuristic spaghetti western about various people trying to get their hands on a cargo of something is marred by hideously awful acting , bland generic dialog , laughably sad special effects , and absolutely nothing that could feasibly be construed as entertaining in the least . If you ... |
520,150 | 1,162,550 | 435,729 | 1 | poor , poor Hauser | After the offspring of an inbred redneck union of brother and sister is ditched in the fields of nowhere , a fellow God fearing redneck finds her and she grow up as a pet would . Twenty years later , a group of young adults on vacation in the mountains find that trouble is a brewing from the town folk hicks who are add... |
521,058 | 1,162,550 | 294,413 | 1 | Only you can prevent watching crappy films about forest fires | Much more akin to " Dawson's Creek " than anything close to " the Breakfast Club ( that plot outline is way off about that ) . The film start's off no doubt pleasing the coveted " Dawson's Creek " demographic of gay men and younger teen girls by having Rider Strong ( Boy Meets World ) running around butt naked . Not th... |
521,068 | 1,162,550 | 1,235,074 | 1 | Yup we're back in dreaded Ulli Lommel | David Berkowitz , son of Sam , ( played in a near-catatonic state by Yogi Joshi ) recounts his story to his public defender , a tale that gets extremely repetitive fairly quickly . This deathly boring film by Ulli Lommel takes an somewhat avent-garde approach to the true life crime story , but all that does it make the... |
520,454 | 1,162,550 | 312,339 | 1 | All For Naught | A group of friends go to Club Hedonism for Brandon's bachelor party . They play a game of sexual conquests , only to invoke the wraith of Sonja a crazy stalker cozier who mistakenly thinks Brandon with the one of the trio that jilted her thanks to one of his other friend that told her he was Bradon . That dude's an ass... |
519,720 | 1,162,550 | 126,098 | 1 | so bad | The film starts with a mail woman ( Kitten Natavidad of Russ Meyers fame , who thankfully isn't nearly as worn-down and haggard looking as she is in " The Double-D Avenger ) , spying on the amazing Ginger Lynn being screwed by Harry Reems who won't stop saying dumb s # @ t , so the scene is not erotic . The couple is m... |
521,271 | 1,162,550 | 325,455 | 1 | see girl run , see girl throw up , see girl hate Ice cream , see audience member fall asleep | I was Luke-warm to the Director's " Rubber's Lover " and have yet to see " Pinocchio 964 " ( I do own it , so it's just a question of when I can find the time to view it ) . But I digress , this short film is less of a story , than a series of random events just strung together and tedious events at that . A crazy girl... |
520,537 | 1,162,550 | 308,132 | 1 | can be found buried in the kitty litter | In a far away Galaxy is a planet called Ceta . It's native people worship cats . But the dog people wage war upon these feline loving people and they have no choice but to go to Earth and grind people up for food . This is one of the stupidest f # @ k ! ng ideas for a movie I've seen . Leave it to Ted Mikels to make a ... |
519,583 | 1,162,550 | 378,491 | 1 | Them equals crap | There are a vast multitude of sub-par crappy shot on digital yawn-fests littering videostore shelfs , and this is definitely One of Them . The story of a cult of dead teenagers attempting to turn other teenagers into One of Them is so incompetent in ever single aspect , that just watching One of Them try to act is a da... |
519,567 | 1,162,550 | 308,208 | 1 | Bleh Vs . Suck | Ecks ( Antonio Banderas ) must join with his mortal enemy Sever ( Lucy Liu ) to take down a mutual enemy . First of all imagine being a ' bad ass ' FBI agent and having a stringy frail woman as your arch-nemesis . That would be akin to being Sherlock Holmes , but Moriarty being a spastic mongoloid . Setting aside the h... |
520,553 | 1,162,550 | 360,813 | 1 | so bad it's . . . well bad | An Avent-garde nightmarish , extremely low-budget " film " that has delusions of grandeur . Hard to sit through . I get the message that child abuse is wrong . Wow big revelation . I had no clue it was wrong before viewing this . Yes that's sarcasm . DON'T watch this " film " if you're offended by nudity of either the ... |
521,360 | 1,162,550 | 60,712 | 1 | no one wants to hear strippers talk . . . NO ON | A 4 minute campy tour of San Francisco gives way to the inner thoughts of the girls who appear in the Russ Meyer films and other strippers ( as if we give a hoot about what they have to say , just shut up dance and look pretty . You're strippers dammit , not brainy philosophers ) , footage of Meyer's own " Europe in th... |
519,738 | 1,162,550 | 132,726 | 1 | Why do I even bother watching " Something Weird " DVDs ? ? Am I this masochistic ? ? | Everyone seems to conspire against a very naive hayseed of a boxer . But the plot is once again secondary to sex . Sadly the sex to plot ratio in this Harry Novak produced film is off-kilter and not in a good way . Uschi Digard does longer and better screnntime than she did in " The Godson " , but that's the only thing... |
520,993 | 1,162,550 | 373,343 | 1 | Warning : Will cause severe drowsiness | Super Badass leaves farm life for the big city in 1957's Mississippi to become a hard-drinking , drug-taking , pigeon-filming bounty hunter . His father warns that Death will be riding behind him . Needless to say , a masked guy with a Death license plate does indeed ride behind him . He goes after the likes of The Boo... |
520,478 | 1,162,550 | 113,315 | 1 | dreadful | A girl dreams of becoming a star . . blah blah blah . You know what ? If you've seen the first " Hollywood Dreams " , you can skip this one as it's more of the same . And if you haven't seen the first one then I ENVY you . Count your blessings . It's hours of my life , I can not get back . The acting doesn't even reach... |
520,057 | 1,162,550 | 118,076 | 1 | Makes " Vice Academy " look like " Vice Squad " | Lana Clarkson is Jan Cooper a recently promoted but freshly off the wagon drunk of a cop . She finds herself paired with two other vice girl cops to catch the people who murdered Jan's homeless friends . The acting is atrocious , the plot overly silly , and the ' action ' insipid . This film makes " Vice Academy " look... |
519,512 | 1,162,550 | 197,636 | 1 | Worst DVD in the history of cinema Part 1 : Loons | Why the Summary ? Well i caught this " movie " ( note the quotation marks ) on a DVD released by Sub-Rosa that also had " Cutthroats " on it , it also had a short on it , but my DVD player broke down before I got to see it ( must have gotten good taste ) . I started Loons hoping for the best , which i do for all indepe... |
521,451 | 1,162,550 | 290,002 | 1 | can't hold a candle to the first one | In the not so grand tradition of " the Whole Ten Yards " , " Caddyshack 2 " , and " K-9 : P . I . " , comes yet another unneeded sequel the pees all over the much superior original . " Meet the Fockers " has Gaylord and gang meeting his parents played by Dustin Hoffman and Babs Striesand . But the fun-loving Fockers ha... |
519,524 | 1,162,550 | 338,479 | 1 | Make's " Freddy got Fingered " feel like . . well not a good movie , just less crappy | Troma founder , Lloyd Kaufman is The Crapkeeper in this anthology film made up of two films that were such celluloid feces that Llyod tried to salvage them by combining the two into one anthology film and throwing in copious amounts of nudity whenever possible . Does it work ? nope , it's still crap that I'd have to sc... |
521,337 | 1,162,550 | 360,916 | 1 | the fake people | MTV is the epitome of narcissistic superficial artificial slack-jawed mentality that has changed the direction in the youth of American culture for the worse . And the film is quite possibly the nadir of said stupidity . In it a group of young blank twenty-somethings slither their war through spring break in Cancun sha... |
521,016 | 1,162,550 | 87,385 | 1 | ALMOST the bottom of the barrel ( the sequel is the bottom ) | Scotty ( Grant Cramer , who would go on to star in the great B-movie " Killer Klowns from outer space " ) agrees to help three middle-aged guys learn how to ' dialog ' the ladies in this bad ' 80's comedy . Not bad as in ' 80's lingo , which meant good . Bad as in bad . With no likable characters , including , but not ... |
521,422 | 1,162,550 | 122,070 | 1 | Donald Jones ' worst film | A cannibalistic backwoods killer is on the prowl and two bickering couples might be his next source of protein in this bargain basement Friday the 13th-clone cheapie . There s literally nothing of interest to see in this one , the killings are surprisingly sparse and when they do happen , completely amateurish . It als... |
521,291 | 1,162,550 | 87,333 | 1 | well since you asked so nicely , I'll give it to you | At Beaverview Cheerleading Camp , the goody-goody two shows Lucky Ducks cheerleading team must get in cahoots with the ' tough ' bad girl cheerleading team of The Demons to beat the dastardly Falcon team who always seems to win at this camp I guess . This being a typical clichéd ' 80's teen ( lame ) sex comedy who do y... |
521,421 | 1,162,550 | 490,469 | 1 | a trite , clichéd mess | After Billy ( Costas Mandylor of the Saw films ) is sent to prison for killing Sean Walker's ( Blue Lagoon's Christopher Atkins ) partner ( among other things ) , Sean quits the police fore and moves his family to an isolated ranch where he takes work as a farmhand with his dad . Ten years later , Billy is back on the ... |
520,345 | 1,162,550 | 260,758 | 1 | A blind guy could have gotten closer to the target | Successful writer Maria Baltran ( Rachel Sheppard ) goes back to the South American city she fled from as a kid on a publicity tour to promote her book that's about how corrupt her homeland is . For some reason some people want to kill her . hmmm , I can't imagine why , she writes of how utterly corrupt the country is ... |
520,268 | 1,162,550 | 95,900 | 1 | Simply putrid | An ancient immortal band of Satan worshipers , who were once priests whom casted God away & killed their fellow priests who refused to join their shenanigans , have to appease their dark master by sacrificing their virgin kin every 13 years . Featuring a groan-inducingly bad ' big bad evil priest ' & a vast assortment ... |
520,271 | 1,162,550 | 320,764 | 1 | Dreadful | A model and a fashion photographer are both killed . It's up to Detectives and ex-lovers , Sara Parson and Luke Gage to find out who did it . Then Sara falls for the murdered guy's twin brother's charms . One of the worse soft-core porns that I've watched . And if you read any of my other reviews , you know that I'm no... |
521,000 | 1,162,550 | 100,582 | 1 | Jeanna Fine deserves better | The crew of the starship Plunderer discover Uranus is pretty smelly thanks to aholes eating beans or so Mr . Sperm tells Captain Quirk ( Randy Spears ) . So the Cap tell Lt . UWhore to find a way to get them down there . If they only paid more much attention to make the sex , what's the word I'm looking for , oh yeah G... |
520,328 | 1,162,550 | 810,743 | 1 | woof ! ! | Angie , fresh out from the mental asylum after seven years there due to trauma suffered from the grisly murder of her family by a ' Twisted Metal ' like clown , wants to leave the past behind her , but Mr . Jingles ( aforementioned clown ) has other plans for her in this supremely sub-par horror effort . The acting is ... |
519,521 | 1,162,550 | 439,771 | 1 | Let the franchise die | Alison ( Kari Wuhrer ) is still being chased by the armies of heaven and hell because of the special manuscript she has in her possession . There's also a highly derivative retarded sub-plot revolving around a hit-man and his disgruntled angel employer ( Jason Scott Lee and a sadly wasted Tony Todd , respectively ) . W... |
519,479 | 1,162,550 | 299,988 | 1 | I knew Rutger , Rutger was a friend of mine . You , Jake Busey are NO Rutger | C . Thomas Howell is back as Jim Hasley , now a retired police officer . He and his girlfriend pick up another hitcher . Damn , this film was bad . Not as violent as the first . Not as exciting , nor as well acted . Jake Busey can't hold a candle to Rutger Hauer . And Kari Wuhrer was apparently trying to channel Ripley... |
520,736 | 1,162,550 | 69,811 | 1 | Doctor Bore | After the wife of a plastic surgeon dies , he gets his hunchbacked assistant to help him bring her back to life with various parts of other nubile , young , girls . This film wants to be a Hersel Gordon Lewis-type romp , but fails miserably . The acting is beyond bad , the gore effects atrocious ( no , not in the good ... |
519,466 | 1,162,550 | 60,558 | 1 | make it stop , mommy . make it stop | Jesse James takes refuge in the castle of Fankenstein's daughter after his partner , Hank , gets shot during a stagecoach robbery . . She transforms his idiot friend into a zombie . A horrible movie made worse by Elite Entertainment's supremely lacking video transfer . The commentary makes it a bit better ( ALOT better... |
521,425 | 1,162,550 | 171,889 | 1 | Caution this ultra-lame laugh-less snooze-fest that attempts to be another Amazons on the Moon-type spoof is almost completely unwatchable , Viewer Advoidance Advised | Take the absolute worst episode of SNL , marry it the Goove Tube ( minus the debatable wit ) & if they were to have sex this would be the grotesque idiot baby that they would have . All the skits are horrendously unfunny be they about a group of cowboys trying to outdo each other on who can suffer the most pain , or a ... |
520,984 | 1,162,550 | 902,274 | 1 | boredom on demand | Richard Sachs ( if you didn't even chuckles at that name , the ill-conceived ' humor ' in this horror film will bore you , by the way ) , the collage student son of a successful businessman decides to have the inaugural debut of his reality show website shoot at an haunted house that was home of serial killer Sean McIn... |
519,690 | 1,162,550 | 182,996 | 1 | search high and low , a worse slasher will not be found | Some teenagers and other people go in the words . A lot get killed . That's about it as far as plot goes . I like slasher films and it takes a very great incompetence to screw a slasher up . You take beautiful women ( preferably naked ) , numerous killings ( preferably gory ) , an unseen killer ( preferably memorable )... |
519,807 | 1,162,550 | 1,239,450 | 1 | my god the horror , the horror | After a simply awful monologue about the ferocity of bull sharks and an equally putrid shark attack , we're ' treated ' to about 2 and a half minute of nothing but footage of sailboats ( seriously I timed it with my mouth hanging open , dumbfounded with each passing minute , not to be out done the ending 4 minutes are ... |
520,876 | 1,162,550 | 74,808 | 1 | Leaping Lizards , this movie is bad ! | Opening on an erotic belly dance , Hata Mari ( Jennifer Welles , who won a best actress award for this which I NEVER understood why ) kills an American spy with her long fingernail ( hm . . . I wonder if the writers ' of HBO's " Oz " saw this ) . She later adopts Sammy ( Rocky Millstone , who proves why he never got a ... |
521,047 | 1,162,550 | 183,717 | 1 | the one with the homo wand | Music mogul , Bernie Stein , joins his nephew Freakie and a hippie roadie , Iggy in an effort to make a superstar out of dead body parts . The hands of Jimmy Hendrix , Sid Vicious's ass , Elvis's head , and the penis of Jim Morrison . Well it would have been Morrison if Iggy didn't screw up and bring back Liberace's lo... |
519,533 | 1,162,550 | 443,726 | 1 | Jeepers Creepers he's definitely not | The Bonesetter , a child-killer long thought destroyed is brought back when a minion of his abducts some children on sacrifices them so that the monster can live again . Kyle ( writer / director Brett Kelly ) once again has to put a stop to the beast with the help of his police officer friend , Jackman ( Mark Courneyea... |
520,812 | 1,162,550 | 208,988 | 1 | Forgot Carter , Get Dr . Kervorkian | Stallone stars in ( surprise , surprise ) another bomb of a movie . This time he fails in a re-make of a classic Micheal Caine film . It might seems that I'm hard on poor old Sly , well that's because I AM . He used to make great films . He used to be a contender . Granted this one would've failed with anyone as the le... |
520,980 | 1,162,550 | 300,410 | 1 | awful , full of themselves , and uninformative | Wow , I'm speechless . Everyone in this documentary seems so very full of themselves , as if the film wasn't a load of crap . Like they don't know how horrid the film they made was . In addition to the air of delusions of grandeur , this just isn't that informative in the least bit and even at merely twenty minutes , i... |
520,467 | 1,162,550 | 385,218 | 1 | Unacceptable mistakes | I knew I was in for a LONG 90 minutes when the opening voice over mispronounced the word ' scarecrow ' ( it sounded like Scare Crew ) . And sure enough 90 minutes later , after witnessing beyond horrid acting , tedious drama , scarecrow's punches going nowhere near their intended target , but " hitting " it anyway , Ke... |
520,948 | 1,162,550 | 82,933 | 1 | Sludge | Poor , poor Sam Neill , a pretty solid actor in a piece of crap movie . Words to describe this " movie " would include melodramatic , overacted , pretentious , and for a large part of the overlong two hour running time so deathly boring . The perfomances are SO over-the-top . But hey , I hear the French LOVE this film ... |
520,964 | 1,162,550 | 106,426 | 1 | kinda like Unlawful Entry . . but you know . . . HORRIBL | After Lynn and Douge Kaines ( Rebecca De Mornay and Ron Silver ) take part in a hit and run involving a cop think they got away clean into good old Hitcher himself , Rutger Hauer enters the picture . Way to derivate to be entertaining . Way too tedious to be engrossing and way too awful to be watchable . I'll let you i... |
520,168 | 1,162,550 | 106,413 | 1 | From the Director / Writer of " Going Overboard " ' nuff said | Cathey gets hired to be the new director of a Baywatch clone when the previous director goes crazy . It's the hope of the producer that this girl will up the female audience somehow . She finds that the other cast and crew is hopelessly inept , vain , and / or borderline mentally retarded . Needless to say sh wants to ... |
520,341 | 1,162,550 | 102,034 | 1 | Renegade version : attempting to polish a turd you still have a turd | In the future Duncan MacLeod must fix the anti-ozone shield , because the ozone has been damaged throughout the years by humans rrolls eyes Well it doesn't really matter what happens because it's so bad that I don't even look at it as Highlander cannon . The ' renegrade ' version is like putting a band-aid on a severel... |
520,806 | 1,162,550 | 315,755 | 1 | what's the point ? | No clue why this is listed on this site , but it is and I review pretty much everything so here goes . This is just Aki's dream segments for the Final Fantasy movie all edited together in a row . Why anyone would watch it is beyond me , the ( few ) people who like the movie will just watch the whole movie again and the... |
519,502 | 1,162,550 | 456,554 | 1 | make . . . it . . . STOP | I just accomplished a feat of masochism so high that I think that I might have to call Guiness . Did I thrust 4 railroad spikes completely through my head and live to tell the tale ? Well , no ( but that would've been less painful in hindsight ) , I saw the new Happy Madison fiasco " Gradma's Boy " , the WHOLE thing . ... |
521,139 | 1,162,550 | 197,523 | 1 | not up to par | the owners of a down on it's luck golf course facing a mortgage foreclosure and being taken over by the snobby golf club next door do what comes naturally in these type of movies : get a bevy of girls ( with more combined plastic in them than a Tupperware party ) to saunter around frequently topless . This of course dr... |
520,082 | 1,162,550 | 94,298 | 1 | good video cover , dreadful movie | The writer who had a hand in the ultra-crap Gor films also helped write this awful flick about slaves in ancient Pompeii and the queen who helps them escape . Even with the abundant nudity , this film still can't be saved from a stupid storyline , abysmal acting , and just plain being boring . It was a tough chore sitt... |
521,143 | 1,162,550 | 416,934 | 1 | awful | A pretty fluffy 12 minute piece that can be found on the DVD of said movie . The only good part is when they admit in a roundabout way that the Coen brothers were hesitant about directing a piece of excrement like this . It also contains mini-interviews of how great the film is how great the other actors were , how ama... |
521,061 | 1,162,550 | 465,497 | 1 | The Horror Within this movie is excruciatingly bad | Eight college friends go to one of their dad's house in the mountains to finish up their movie " the Curse of the Weremonkey " ( which humorously enough would probably be much better than this film ) . The house also happens to contain Nick , a vamiperic caretaker who's more then glad to have such delectable morsels sh... |
519,992 | 1,162,550 | 135,362 | 1 | I'm no longer afraid of death for I have looked this movie in it's cold vacant eyes | Shannon ( Deborah Dutch ) , who runs an escort service from what I gather , is the lead suspect in a string of murders of women abusers ( it doesn't help matters that she killed her abusive husband long ago ) and it's up to an undercover cop to get to the bottom of it . This film is just outright awful . Hienous acting... |
520,670 | 1,162,550 | 1,302,189 | 1 | dreadful DVD extra | This 9 minute and 30 second featurette that's located on the " Trailer Park of Terror " DVD features short interviews with the actors ( as their respective characters ) of the movie . It includes fake ' interviews ' with Norma , Marv , Roach , Larlene , Stank , and Miss China . Not that amusing of an idea to start with... |
520,711 | 1,162,550 | 361,750 | 1 | no truth in advertising | This is less of an actual Making of than a simpleminded fluff promo piece on the movie " Red Dragon " , featuring much more clips than any actual behind the scenes tidbits . I don't know maybe that was just as well since after watching the real documentary on disc 2 of the Red Dragon special edition , I really don't th... |
520,578 | 1,162,550 | 448,179 | 1 | Deja-vu all over again | If you have seen the original Wild Things you've already seen the two sequels by default . Actually I hate to use the word sequels when referring to those two " movies " as they're much more akin to bargain basement remakes . None of the quote ' twists and turns ' will surprise you in the least , well strike that it do... |
520,023 | 1,162,550 | 86,410 | 1 | Bukowski deserves better | I love Bukowski's work , if I hadn't why would I search out this film ? Ben Gazzara did a pretty good job , but , his renditions of poetry were lifeless compared to the real Bukowski , and this took me out of the movie . Also , the film barely scratches the surface of the book that it's based on . Marco Ferreri seems t... |
520,914 | 1,162,550 | 63,549 | 1 | more hideous then Bea Arthur sans make-up | Old bat transforms to younger OK looking girl after drinking a potion . This movie was dreadful . The acting atrocious . The camera work made me head spin . And it features the longest , most excruciatingly boring strip-tease ever put to film . Piero Vivarelli should be ashamed for directing this . Eduardo Manzanos Bro... |
519,971 | 1,162,550 | 425,219 | 1 | stay away | This 23 minute documentary contains a few serious flaws . First the cast talks about the film like they don't know its dog sh ! # . Secondly , some people reference " Kentucky Fried Movie " , " Airplane " , " Naked Gun " , " Hot Shots " , etc . . . so the film looks like WAY WORSE dog$ # it in comparison / Needless to ... |
521,012 | 1,162,550 | 285,462 | 1 | left a bad taste in my mouth | After being dumped by Vivica Fox , Cuba Gooding Jr . agrees to go on a boat cruise with Horatio Sanz . But after Sanz insults the travel agent's homosexual lover , they get booked on a gay cruise ( Heavens to Betsy ) . This movie and I use they term loosely , wants to have it's frosting topped penis-shaped cake and eat... |
520,425 | 1,162,550 | 196,712 | 1 | doesn't Lookwell or sit well to me | It's easy to see why this failed pilot didn't get a chance to become a series . Adam West's character Ty Lookwell seemed too one-not to me to every career a series ( we get it he's an actor who played a detective in the past and now believes he can be a real detective , but is an idiot ) , and the writing by the usuall... |
520,802 | 1,162,550 | 75,357 | 1 | well Ron Silver had to start somewhere I guess | In the future of 1985 , a governmental committee headed by Howard Hesseman , is holding hearings on TV's first uncensored network . They sample it's programming , that play as a series of skits . I can name the good ' skit ' movies on one hand , not using my thumb . " Amazon Women on the Moon " , " Kentucky Fried Movie... |
520,456 | 1,162,550 | 285,492 | 1 | A 4-dimensional turd | Hey , guys , let's do a sequel to an above-average sci-fi film . But this time why don't we completely throw everything that made the original good out the window . Let's get that screenwriter of " Halloween : Resurrection " to do this . Sure that movie was horrid too , but it made money . Ka-Ching ! ! Yes , I'm writin... |
520,005 | 1,162,550 | 156,706 | 1 | A bird in hand is worth more then . . . this movie | Robert Vaughn plays a Vietnam vet recently returning from the war only to find his wife in bed with another man . So he kills both of them and their friends before a bird takes his eye out . Flash forward two decades , and a group of students go off to study birds . Horrid acting , unsympathetic characters , lackluster... |
520,939 | 1,162,550 | 448,120 | 1 | Kev's thoughts on the film Part 2 : The Review | What the hell is up with that title ? Was Hedy in the first film the epitome of sanity ? ? Getting past the redundant title and the title sequence which look like they were written using post-it notes , you find a movie exactly like the first one . Wait no strike that , that one has Skinamax caliber acting , a surprisi... |
519,803 | 1,162,550 | 117,217 | 1 | I was hoping that the nurse would put ME out of my misery | Laura Harriman is a nurse that gets so distraught that her embezzling father shot her mother & brother before killing herself that she jumps at the chance to be caregiver to Bob Martin ( Michael Fairman , who ironically does the best acting in the film ) , the man who gave her father up & had a stroke leaving him paral... |
520,041 | 1,162,550 | 174,360 | 1 | utter crap ( revised review ) | A terrible amateur movie director ( no , not Todd Sheets ) , his new friend and sister explore a cave . The friend and sister fall in and get rescued . Meanwhile a gang of horribly acted girls are defending their ' turf ' . Whatever the heck that means . This film and I use the term VERY loosely is so bad that it's . .... |
521,044 | 1,162,550 | 222,817 | 1 | ummm . . . what the ? | OK the plot is , wait you got me there is no true discernible plot here just a string of optically fogged sex scenes , strung together by scenes of photographers taking pictures of pretty ladies ( Sometimes a combination of the two ) Then a demon comes around kills the men , rapes and kills the women , and waxes poetic... |
520,743 | 1,162,550 | 316,352 | 1 | Oooooh ( nooooooo ) Carlitos | Carlitos is a felon , upon getting out of jail around Christmas time , a junkie no good " friend " , Mike , shows him a claw he stole from someone . It seems some demonic forces want said claw back and decide to torment Carlito for it instead of his friend who is busy shagging Carlito's wife . Shades of " Evil Dead " ,... |
521,249 | 1,162,550 | 381,436 | 1 | another masturbatory fluff piece | Oh goody , goody , four whole minutes of how great Jack Nicholson is , and how great it is to work wirh him , and how everyone admires him . That may all be true , but it doesn't make a good featurette in the least . WAY too fluffy . VERY uninformative . I HATE little fluff pieces like this . There was one on the " Wro... |
520,539 | 1,162,550 | 121,113 | 1 | putrid | This very unfunny failed TV Pilot can be found as an extra on the 30th Annivesery DVD Special Edition " Blazing Saddles " . Imagine the movie without the satire , humor , or writing skills . But with all the trappings of a typical lame ' 70's sit-com show complete with obtrusive laugh track and you'll still have no clu... |
520,510 | 1,162,550 | 374,635 | 1 | what a waste | At a little over 3 and a half minutes , this mini snippet of a featurette is VERY fluffy and insubstantial . Basically an ego-stroke fest by Eliza Dusku . How she's so " great , and " sexy " , and " hard working " and blah blah blah . At not even 4 minutes this wears thin far before the featurette is over and I have no... |
520,565 | 1,162,550 | 116,769 | 1 | Speechless | The Killer Barbies van breaks down so they have to stay at a castle owned by a woman who bathes in blood and semen . Less of an actual movie than an overlong music video . This is quite the chore to get through . Horrid acting , boring clichéd lackluster plot , lame special effects , and a general putrid stench all add... |
520,331 | 1,162,550 | 374,536 | 1 | Will's worst movie , yup worse than " Superstar " | Jack Wyatt ( Willl Ferrell ) is a big shot Hollywood actor who won't do a new show based on ' Bewitched " unless they can find a nobody to be in the part of Samanta in the new show so that he remains the sole star of the show . He finds said nobody in the form of Isabel ( Nicole Kidman ) , who happens to be a real witc... |
521,001 | 1,162,550 | 843,878 | 1 | Madsen , why have thou forsaken me ? ? ? | Military experiment on unknowing test subjects in this beyond lame heavily clichéd horror flick . Horrid acting , lousy special effects , a moronic plot line , and Michael Madsen collide in what can arguably be said is the worst movie I've seen this year . Mr . Madsen , did you really need the money this bad ? ? ? Tp m... |
520,129 | 1,162,550 | 407,556 | 1 | playing on a constant loop somewhere in hell | This is a horrible horrible lame ass comedy with nothing funny about it in the least . It's about two elderly unattractive women playing high school girls . One loves a TV show called " Chick Boxer " which we never actually see aside from one small snippet . It was the worst thing I've ever experienced , if you ever fi... |
521,120 | 1,162,550 | 431,074 | 1 | how to NOT make a comedy | What makes this movie so damn bad ? Is it the lame sub-par juvenile humor ? Could it be the horrid " trendy " suck ass music ? Perhaps the uninspired go nowhere story ? Or maybe even the fact that Traci Lords gives her worst acting performance ever and to add insult to injury keeps all her clothes on throughout the len... |
521,218 | 1,162,550 | 114,467 | 1 | Way back before she resembled Rossanne | Back before she became a grotesque charactature of himself , Anna Nichole Smith was hot in a trailer park trash , heavily siliconed , slutty kind of way . Skyscraper was the second of two films that attempted to exploit that dubious quality to maximum potential . Sure there's a minuscule threadbare ' plot ' involving t... |
519,635 | 1,162,550 | 976,095 | 1 | let's hear it for the worst horror film of 2007 | Five cheerleaders drive down to one of their uncle's mansion for a mini-vacation , once there they meet Ranken the neighbor from half a mile down , he tells them of an abandoned house close by . A good portion of the movie deals with the girls lounging around the mansion's pool in bikinis ( but never do any of the get ... |
520,752 | 1,162,550 | 350,370 | 1 | pathetic attempt at a horror / comedy | Bunny and Steve plan a weekend camping trip with Trevor and Tammy whom they hope to hook up so Tammy will forget her former boyfriend . But once at the camping site , radioactive meteorites crash into a nearby cemetery causing the dead to rise up from their graves . Which none of the major characters realize for about ... |
521,194 | 1,162,550 | 86,119 | 1 | mind-numbingly awful | Roommates Sugar and Bobby Lee are abducted by menacing dudes while out shopping one day and taken back to a secluded island that the girls reluctantly tell the thugs that they last visited when they were ten years of age and that a fortune is located on . All that just pretty much bookends a movie that is pretty much o... |
519,848 | 1,162,550 | 388,416 | 1 | a vast disappointment | This film based on an old Chinese tale is so very boring that it felt like it went on for days . Basic story is a drunkard marries a woman , his father hates him for being a lush , goes to the local bar to slap sense into him . The drunkard then wants to go work for his dead and somehow gets amnesia . I'm falling aslee... |
519,968 | 1,162,550 | 1,276,107 | 1 | because CGI rodents biting people in the crotch is the height of hilarity , right ? | The best part of having a girlfriend is , of course , the copious amounts of sex . On the flip-side , the worst part of having a steady girlfriend is having to sit through many MANY crappy movies , this brings me to the topic at hand " Without A Paddle 2 " which has nothing at all to do with the first one ( which ironi... |
520,968 | 1,162,550 | 384,660 | 1 | Visions of sleepiness | Jeanie ( Mia Zottoli ) and her magical video camera ( I say magical because it can see through windows with the blinds shut ) record various people having sex to use the footage in her upcoming documentary . One night she records a senator ( who's a republican of course , if these things where true to life it'd been a ... |
521,297 | 1,162,550 | 103,090 | 1 | a Time to change the channel | Traci Lords ( who as horrible as she is can still out act Sharon Stone almost any day of the week ) is Jackie , a photographer who finds herself being framed for possession of coke by a cop on the take . So she reluctantly teams up with another cop ( Jeff Conway , whom his role in Taxi grows more and more ironic throug... |
520,267 | 1,162,550 | 453,537 | 1 | abysmal | A man and his girlfriend are alone on a camping trip . She wants to hear a ghost story badly . At first reluctant , he agrees to tell her the story of an insomniac man who just escaped an insane asylum , but mid-story he falls into a near catatonic sleep . After he does the people from his story show up , and they're n... |
521,447 | 1,162,550 | 288,320 | 1 | i was dumbfounded | A middle-aged man seeks to rehabilitate prisoners through education , teamwork & paint gun sessions . The hardened prisoners however are reluctant at first , preferring to bicker amongst themselves and laugh at videos of people getting killed . It isn't long before even the white power racist is working hand in hand wi... |
520,127 | 1,162,550 | 367,222 | 1 | This is about What Lies Beneath ? ? You'd think so , but you'd be wrong | This 15 minute featurette on the making of " What Lies Beneath " can be found on the special edition DVD of the aforementioned movie . If you think nothing in-depth could be said about an over 2 hour film in merely 15 minutes , you'd be right and this feels much more like a promo piece than anything else . Plus wheneve... |
519,511 | 1,162,550 | 184,370 | 1 | Worst DVD in the history of cinema Part 2 : CutThroats | Why the Summary ? Well i caught this " movie " ( note the quotation marks ) on a DVD released by Sub-Rosa that also had " Loons " on it , it also had a short on it , but my DVD player broke down before I got to see it ( must have gotten good taste ) . This one seemed so long & boring , that it made " Loons " , which i ... |
520,130 | 1,162,550 | 180,601 | 1 | playing on a constant loop somewhere in hell | This is a horrible horrible lame ass comedy with nothing funny about it in the least . It's about two elderly unattractive women playing high school girls . One loves a TV show called " Chick Boxer " which we never actually see aside from one small snippet . It was the worst thing I've ever experienced , if you ever fi... |
520,881 | 1,162,550 | 41,891 | 1 | one-sided BS out-dated propaganda | Horribly one sided , this propaganda piece spouts the supposed merits of inoculations ( whill conveniently NOT telling that those same shots can in some instances be MORE harmful than what they innoculate against ) I learned of THAT travesty first hand and it's a bitch . That part of the animated short made me so damn ... |
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