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520,308 | 1,162,550 | 453,533 | 2 | unrest will , ironically , put you to sleep | If I were to actually had paid for this stinker of a film , rather than just catching it on Comcast's Fear . net channel there's no doubt I'd be more angry that I've waisted my time on it . This movie about a few med students dissecting the dead body of a prostitute only to find that the dead have stories to tell and t... |
521,252 | 1,162,550 | 204,626 | 2 | Who watches the Watcher ? . . . . . Sadly I do | Detective Campbell ( James Spader ) must track serial killer , David Allen Griffin ( Keanu Reeves ) who has been playing a cat and mouse game with him even going so far as to move to Chicago after Campbell does so . Campbell , a broken mess , thanks to already losing a loved one due to his obsession with Griffin has to... |
520,706 | 1,162,550 | 103,124 | 2 | one of the lesser soft-core thrillers I've seen , about as hot as a sub-zero refrigerator | An insurance investigator travels to India to investigate the death of a maharajah whose death was officially deemed as being trampled by an elephant in this soft-core thriller that is deathly boring and has surprisingly unerotic soft-core scenes . Not worth watching even if you find it on late night premium cable and ... |
521,008 | 1,162,550 | 487,759 | 2 | mind-numbingly awful | A Chinese special task force finds some snakes and large eggs in the sewer , which they set fire to . Why they do this I have no earthly idea . But this angers the biggest snake whom they don't know of . After the police leave the big snake slithers out of the sewers and transforms into the very naked " sex Medusa " ( ... |
519,733 | 1,162,550 | 306,044 | 2 | better then the movie it comes with , just not by much | The best extra on the Little Nicky DVD because it has the least to do with that horribly bad movie . Not to say that this featurette about heavy metal is good . As it barely touches the surface and is too dam vanilla to be worth more than one viewing . I'm just saying that it's better than the steaming pile of turd tha... |
520,804 | 1,162,550 | 180,590 | 2 | almost worthless | A handful of nubile young college sorority sisters decide to go camping with a professor . A giant druid want to sacrifice them to prevent the apocalypse come the year 2000 , they also have to contend with bikers , an Indian and a loch ness monster type thing . Worth watching for only 3 reasons , George ' Buck ' Flower... |
519,496 | 1,162,550 | 68,172 | 2 | Adult version no , Mongoloid Version maybe | Dr . Chris Leder ( Jack Buddliner , who is ugly enough to make ME feel amazingly good about my body ) goes to a bookstore with his fiancé , Cynthia ( Jennifer Brooks , better know as " that one girl in that flick where Elvira shows her hoo-haas ) . He sees a book he wants but waits till he's alone to go get it . The st... |
520,491 | 1,162,550 | 89,665 | 2 | worst slasher film of the early ' 80's | A biker-outfitted clad , hearse driving killer searches for the construction workers ( and those associated with them ) who gang-raped a girl earlier in the film . The vigilante's weapon of choice is , in keeping with the name of the movie , a nail gun . She ( or he ) also spouts some truly awful one-liners as he ( she... |
520,529 | 1,162,550 | 147,119 | 2 | exercise in redundancy | Located as an extra on the DVD of " Scream Queen Hot Tub Party " , this short film ( only 35 minutes in length ) has to do with a cave-girl ( Michelle Bauer ) being found by Rose ( Cierra Knight ) in her bedroom . So this calls for a lesbian shower with the strange monosyllabic neadrathal . The Cavegirl has to get accu... |
520,561 | 1,162,550 | 89,686 | 2 | the gayest mainstream horror film until Victor Salva went into directing | It's 5 years later and a new Scream Queen , Jesse ( Mark Patton ) move into Freddy's old house . Forsaking the dream logic of the first , Krueger seeks to posses Jesse's body ( not that there's anything wrong with that , as Seinfeld would say ) . This is hands down the worst of the Nightmare on Elm Street movies and no... |
521,262 | 1,162,550 | 388,209 | 2 | this movie should have taken lessons from said Angel | Slight off-balance police inspector Palmer ( Alison Eastwood ) works with Father Brian ( Judd Nelson ) to solve for a religion-based killer , while she deals with her teen-aged goth sister . Huge plot holes , faulty logic , an un-likable ' heroin ' and the fact that the movie just trudges on make this crime thriller aw... |
519,501 | 1,162,550 | 297,102 | 2 | don't embrace the dorkness | Jennifer ( now actress Renee Rea as opposed to Madison Clark of the first one ) is now a vampire and moves to LA to be at Gaylen place , the Vamp who turned her . Gaylen being an apropo name for how vampires have been defanged since the vastly overrated Anne Rice . She of course meets other trendy vamps and they all ch... |
519,835 | 1,162,550 | 413,856 | 2 | The short does for horror what G4 does for gaming . Makes it crap | Having some free time on my hands I decided to watch some short films on Atomfilms . " Blood Syrup " is about a guy who is weirded out by his syrup that he thinks is alive . That basically it . Oh and the Director and actors are all connected to G4 TV in some way , which should tell you something . Because no matter HO... |
520,590 | 1,162,550 | 138,408 | 2 | now that's 10 , 000 dollars down the drain | Two bums freezing from the cold stumble upon a seemingly deserted house & one is quickly disposed of in the basement by an unseen force or rather a seen liquid . Flash forward a few years and we find Julie ( Goergia Hatzis ) , who also has recurring nightmare , goes up with her overbearing father to clean up the aforem... |
519,966 | 1,162,550 | 468,464 | 2 | Moves like a one-legged crippled sloth | After a fairly lengthy partially pixelated nude shower scene , we're off to the races for this " Blair Witch Project " - esquire horror film about three girlfriends venturing to a desolate cabin deep in the woods to get away from their hectic lives for a girls ' weekend out and smoke pot . They meet two guys who seem f... |
519,761 | 1,162,550 | 180,274 | 2 | Nope , the ' hinge ' is still there | After the opening credits , there's a black screen for about a minute . A minute of nothing , then a girl wakes up and takes a shower . Then her and two college friends are driving to a rock concert , after much padding , they hit something and skid off the road . They awaken in a cabin inhabited by a wheelchair-bound ... |
520,809 | 1,162,550 | 365,161 | 3 | fluffy | This is just a " Spotlight on Location " episode featuring said movie . If you're not familiar with said show , it's a thing that one of the premium movie channels play between movies sometimes when a film is coming out in the theaters soon . So needless to say , it's leaning more towards a fluff promo piece to get peo... |
521,127 | 1,162,550 | 607,820 | 3 | worst episode of Howard's E ! show I've seen | Penthouse Pet of 2005 , Martina Warren and runner-up Natalia Cruz stop by the studio . The topics vary from Natilia's alleged past of being sexually assaulted , to her lesbian experience . For some reason I felt this interview came across as quite fake and I wasn't nearly as interested in it as other Howard interviews ... |
521,096 | 1,162,550 | 382,628 | 3 | Unthrilling , Unscary , and nearly Unbearable | In the midst of a bitter divorce , Dahlia ( Jennifer Connelly ) decides to move into Roosevelt Island and rents a worn down apartment with her daughter , Cece in tow . Cece starts to have an ' imaginary . friend as well as Dahlia having reoccurring nightmares . This , along with other certain peculiarities about her ap... |
521,239 | 1,162,550 | 83,629 | 3 | constant cravings | Micheal ( Paul Clemins ) , the product of a fateful night back in the 60's when his mom got raped by some vile monster , is going through some growing pains as he discovers that he might just be a chip off the old block . Perfectly healthy for most of his short life , he's now deathly sick in the hospital due to an ove... |
520,536 | 1,162,550 | 295,206 | 3 | Short , i'll give it that | Cornman was once a normal man but he fell into toxic waste and now can communicate with corn he also has Butterboy , a stupid sidekick . He uses this power to fight Dr . Hoe , an evil guy in this low low budget campy film . I don't like these types of non-troma intentionally campy , self-referential no budget films . T... |
519,683 | 1,162,550 | 420,502 | 3 | Better then the first if only because it has nothing to do with it | Why the distributors choose to rename this indy horror / comedy as a sequel to " Ancient Evil " ( a VERY crappy movie ) and possibly discourage those few that would actually take a chance on this one is beyond me . Thankfully this has jack-all to do with the first one . In a prologue set in ancient times , Anubis is be... |
520,533 | 1,162,550 | 361,458 | 3 | no rocking going on here | This 48 minute compilation of clips from the LA public access show ( I guess , i don't live in LA ) features Colin Malone , a slightly gay unkempt fat man interviewing various music people . Not all of them really ' rock ' , but if they named the DVD " A tiny Percentage of Colin's Sleazy friends rock and most suck ass ... |
520,733 | 1,162,550 | 91,192 | 3 | had a more putrid stench than the fat guy must have had | As a kid , Brooke , inadvertently causes the death of two college kids when she throws mud on them ( I don't know either ) . 18 years later she is the high school teacher with unruly students . After bitch slapping one , the kid and his three friends ( They include the token slut , fat geek , and ' rebbelious ' outcast... |
520,497 | 1,162,550 | 325,228 | 3 | Only of interest to Tiffany Shepis fans , and even than only mildly | Six friends decide to party it up in an abandoned warehouse factory unaware that Alexa ( Scream Queen Tiffany Shepis ) , a former factory worker who upon catching a virus via an experimental biological drug , mutates into a monster with an insatiable appetite for human blood , is still stalking the halls of the deserte... |
521,437 | 1,162,550 | 780,593 | 3 | Better than " Blood Wings " , but that can be said about practically any other film ever made | Director Jake West , who burst into the horror film lexicon quite nicely with the far above average vampire film " Razor Blade Smile " , hits a minor stumbling block with this second sequel to the original Pumpkinhead . Quite wisely pretending that the previous " Blood Wings " travesty never existed , this film is much... |
520,387 | 1,162,550 | 466,766 | 3 | more cheese than meat ( and the cheese is rancid & moldy ) | I rented this one based on largely marginally positive reviews i've read , expecting a fun little gory horror flick , what I got however was a pretty uninspired " Nightmare on Elm Street " retread , but with a clown fast food mascot . The jokes fall extremely flat and the horror just isn't there . Plus it has a non-end... |
520,201 | 1,162,550 | 132,245 | 3 | Crashes and burns | Stallone and Renny Harlin team up again almost a decade after the action packed " Cliifhanger " , but the outcome is not nearly as good in this tale of an emotionally scarred former racing star ( Stallone ) hired by car owner ( Burt Reynolds ) to teach a talented rookie how to go the distance and stay focused . It suff... |
519,951 | 1,162,550 | 66,341 | 3 | Oh those wacky Germans | A school advisory board gather to decide the fate of one of it's girl students who was found having sex with her bus driver in this German soft-core porn . Filmed as a faux-documentary ( with some real life and some faked interviews interspersed between the little stories of various girls gone ' wild ' ) , the main pur... |
520,219 | 1,162,550 | 186,658 | 3 | Single Yellow Turkey | Anthony Wong stars in both this and the original ( far superior ) Untold Story , but the similarities stop there . Wong doesn't reprise his role obviously , and instead plays a bumbling policeman who gets involved with a rather suspicious female , Fung ( 1994's Miss Singapore , Paulyn Sun ) who's a repressed nut-job , ... |
521,340 | 1,162,550 | 191,074 | 3 | Un-wild wild things meets not so cruel intentions | Unentertaining , uninvolving hybrid of " Cruel Intentions " and " Wild Things " , but it isn't nearly as good as either of those trash min-classics . It's about the acting sheriff , Artie ( Taye Diggs ) being called in to investigate a near-fatal drug overdose at a posh upper-class Univesity , but to keep it on the dow... |
520,396 | 1,162,550 | 260,571 | 3 | you too can be a tool obsessed psycho | This short teaches the merits of , what else ? Yup Industrial arts . It has a creepy kid who likes those tools a tad more than a normal sane person would and a coach ( Chuck Lacey , who did a great many of these ' educational ' shorts ) who agrees that that stop would never be useful to him , but how he respects that h... |
520,338 | 1,162,550 | 378,407 | 3 | A stalker's how-to or a dishonest PR stunt ? Ether way it's pretty bad | Brian Herzlinger is a normal Joe trying to ' get a date with Drew Barrymore ' in 30 days in this cloying ' Documentary ' . Whether this is a stalker's attempt to desperately get a date with a actress he adores , or a clever ploy to jump start some sort of career for Herzlinger ( I'm thinking more the latter ) , the fac... |
521,235 | 1,162,550 | 409,182 | 3 | just yet another useless and crap remake | The sheerly useless remakes of older and much better films just keep assaulting our senses and bludgeoning our already rapidly diminishing faith in Hollywood , with this by the numbers disaster flick . The original Poseidon film was truly a sight to behold . Great performances , a riveting story , the fact that you nev... |
521,428 | 1,162,550 | 493,231 | 3 | so bad it's entertaining | After his father has his head blown off and his fiancé dry-humped as well as killed before his eyes as he was tied up , beat to a pulp and forced to watch , Alex ( World Champion kick-boxer Curtis Bush ) is nursed back to health by a Vietnam Vet , who has his own beef with the mafioso , who trains him to become a lean-... |
521,049 | 1,162,550 | 166,985 | 3 | the worst of the Angel Guts | This forth film in the " Angel Guts " saga , which at only a few minutes above an hour ( it just feels much longer ) , is also the shortest , which is perhaps just as well as it's also the most uninvolving of the series . Nami , a department store clerk , is interested in another part time job . Her fellow worker at th... |
520,415 | 1,162,550 | 602,170 | 3 | the miracle is that i could sit through the whole episode | A scam-artist preacher known as Brother Charles ( Joe Pantoliano of future Sopranos fame ) is sitting pretty with his ill-earned money via his ' Church of Unlimite Love ' when it all comes to a halt after he sets his sight on the mysterious Alice Ames , a girl who suffers from the Stigmata . This is one of the episodes... |
520,954 | 1,162,550 | 390,463 | 3 | who knew a modded X-box could be so powerful ? ? | Widowed father Jack Tanaka ( Don ' the Dragon ' Wilson ) feels that his son Brad is drifting from him . After catching his son drinking one sip of beer at a party , he grounds him for a week . The grandfather makes a custom virtual reality game in hopes of bringing the father and son closer together again . But when Br... |
520,086 | 1,162,550 | 290,747 | 3 | the monster that sounds like a gay porn | Aa a lame cover version of " Tainted Love " plays , two hormonally charged teens run into the swamp to have sex , but the guy gets killed by an unseen creature . Thus begins " Man-Thing " , a comic adaption that has about as much to do with the Marvel character it was based on as " Howard the Duck " or the first versio... |
520,006 | 1,162,550 | 108,576 | 3 | Near the start of Fred's long , steady decline | Three evil sorority girls pledge a nerdy pledge into the Devil ( in the form of Robert Vaughn ) offers to turn her into a hot babe . And then the den mother ( Three's Company's Priscilla Barnes ) shows up and all hell breaks lose . Well OK , not ALL hell , but as much as this low-budget film could afford , which isn't ... |
520,422 | 1,162,550 | 282,163 | 3 | sadly not the Tmnt spin-off I was hoping for | A group of ' teens ' go up to the mountains to go boarding . But someone doesn't like that they're there illegally , trespassing on private property , and breaking the safety rules to boot . So they're stalked and killed one by one . The intentional humor falls flat , yet luckily the unintentional humor saves this film... |
520,313 | 1,162,550 | 827,782 | 3 | I blame myself for thinking this could be good | After Wrong Turn 2 single-handedly told me that direct to DVD horror sequels could be very good , I decided to give this one a try . My renewed enthusiasm was quickly diminished . I had hopes for Return to House on Haunted Hill , but I was a fool for being optimistic , as this cardboard cliché-ridden sad excuse for a h... |
520,609 | 1,162,550 | 355,954 | 3 | This bullet doesn't have your name on it | Johnathon Jackson stars as feminine schizophrenic hippie Alan Parker , who has to miss a John Lennon / Yoko Ono concert ( boo-friggan-who ) to attend to his recently stroke-addled Mother . Chris Gaunthier plays Alan's friend , Hector , as a third-rate Jack Black and is very annoying . But he's only in the first 20 minu... |
521,325 | 1,162,550 | 43,495 | 3 | awful | We follows the misadventures of a ' gambling bug ' who causes people and animals to gamble the lives away . Now THIS is the Robert McKimson that I know , totally and grossly incompetent and unfunny , I was getting worried when I was amused by the last two shorts that I've seen of his . This is a tired ham-fisted morali... |
519,790 | 1,162,550 | 427,848 | 3 | Tony , you go from Candyman to . . . . . this ? ? ? ! ! ? ? | Bad ass phychopath , Shadow ( Candyman's Tony Todd ) is executed , but not before starting a full scale riot resulting in many prisoner deaths . Twenty years later the prison is now a womens ' penitentiary . Focusing on the new inmate , Solitaire ( Carla Greene ) , a tough girl who Shadow was planning to sacrifice when... |
520,384 | 1,162,550 | 87,436 | 3 | bad enough to be worth a chuckle or two | This lightweight bit of silly feminist twaddle has Laurene Landon as a female Conan the Barbarian-type woman who really hates males ( even berating her dog for being a guy ) who goes on a quest of vengeance after her village is devested by pig-headed males ( figutively , of course ) . This film is way to silly to ever ... |
520,823 | 1,162,550 | 451,034 | 3 | wasn't too interested | This almost 12 minute long featurette can be found on Blue Underground's DVD release of " Deathdream " , it features actor Richard Backus taking about his experiences in the role of Andy , an undead Vietnam veteran . His views of the fellow cast members , as well as the crew members , and the original prologue are all ... |
520,465 | 1,162,550 | 74,473 | 3 | only for fans of Laura Gemser | Emanuelle ( Laura Gemser ) is a photographer / newspaper investigator / hardcore slut in this sleazy little film be the prolific Joe D'Amato . Emanuelle goes abroad to look for a story , any story . The plot is VERY secondary to getting the beautiful Miss Gemser naked as much as possible . But of course this being a D'... |
520,131 | 1,162,550 | 818,504 | 3 | great visuals can not polish an extremely lackluster game | On an HDtv ( pretty much a must-have for the next generation systems ) NBA Live looks great on the 360 , but everything else is amateur hour . The controls are lacking , the computer AI atrocious , and the game is just not fun at all . Pending a earth shattering event , I foresee the NBA 2K series to always be the domi... |
520,270 | 1,162,550 | 944,142 | 3 | even the similarly titled movie with Joe Estevez is better | Poor Jeff , still depressed over his parent's dying , doesn't have a date to Homecoming yet . One night while driving his cares away he meets Mary , not knowing she's the ghostly beauty of Chicago legend , and ends up inviting her to the dance . When his not so friendly acquaintance shows up dead , the police think Jef... |
521,128 | 1,162,550 | 810,823 | 3 | An interesting premise derailed | Ian Stone ( Mike Vogal ) seems to by dieing horrific deaths only to inexplicably be alive again , albeit in different versions of his life . The only constant person is him , of course , his love interest , Jenny ( Christina Cola ) & mysterious Medea ( Jaime Murray from " Dexter " ) . Interesting premise for a film I t... |
520,522 | 1,162,550 | 360,832 | 3 | marred by LOUD acting | Marred by atrocious LOUD hammy acting ( especially by Duke White ) , this no budget zombie film about an evil corporation ( and really are there any other kinds as far as films are concerned ) that turns the small town of Skyhook into mindless ravenous zombies . If it was a little better acted ( ok , you got me A lot b... |
520,085 | 1,162,550 | 70,113 | 3 | at LEAST try to stay true to the character | Third and last in the Ginger trilogy . I watched the first two , so I have to finish the trilogy , that's the way I am for better or worse , in this case the latter . In this one Ginger is cold in to put a stop to . . . insider trading ? ? Yup more or less that's what it is . She also acts WAY out of character by falli... |
519,849 | 1,162,550 | 91,752 | 3 | go watch Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers or Wizards of the Demon Sword instead | Sadly even the combined great talents of Jeffrey Combs , Michelle Bauer , Sybil Dannng , and yes , even Robby the Robot cant save this boring little film about a small group of people finding a ' lost world ' in a cave while searching for diamonds . It kills me because I love the films Fred Olen Ray did in the ' 80's .... |
521,152 | 1,162,550 | 470,993 | 3 | Not playing with a full deck | A cast made up of some fairly well known stars embarrass themselves with this highly disjointed ghost story . After 20 years , six childhood friends gather together for the funeral of a seventh . This in turn leads them on a path of remembrance and revelations . The movie did have promise , I will say that . Good locat... |
520,720 | 1,162,550 | 245,674 | 3 | Another Dark Caste misfire | Cyrus Kriticos ( F . Murray Abraham , who should know better ) was a curious little fellow prone to collecting souls of the deceased . After he passes away , leaving his secluded mansion and everything that lay within to his widowed nephew , Arthur ( Tony Shalhoub of " Wings " & " Monk " fame ) , whom moves in with his... |
521,300 | 1,162,550 | 330,181 | 3 | you want some gum , Francis . . um i mean Gacy ? | This ' true ' crime picture is par for the course of the current crop of movies of the ilk , in that it's ripe with inaccuracies and seems to play it for more entertainment value more then anything else . That being said , the film is hardly the absolute worse of the sub-genre and Mark Holton does a serviceable if not ... |
520,638 | 1,162,550 | 471,011 | 3 | A good Italian-American slasher ? fuhgeddaboudit | Wearing it's Italian-American heart on it's blood-soaked sleeve , this derivative horror film has a group of unlikable , stupid jocks and their girlfriends getting killed by a masked killer while a retired police detective pairs up with a female one to try to find out who the murderer is . Lamely acted and uninterestin... |
521,253 | 1,162,550 | 490,086 | 3 | Not Rob at the top of his game | Stan Minton ( Rob Schneider ) gets a brief reprieve of 6 months to get his affairs in order before going to prison for fraud . His uses this time to hire a martial arts guru ( David Carradine ) to train him so that he won't get raped in the big house ( so afraid of the prospect that he buys a dildo for his significant ... |
520,218 | 1,162,550 | 439,569 | 3 | so bad that I can't even think of a snappy summary | Twisted Sisters is about a set of twins ( both played by Fiona Horsey ) , one a pregnant , happily engaged successful business-woman , the other a man-hating castrating she-bitch who would get Gloria Steinem's seal of approval . It's also about an hour and a half too long . Crammed with barely adequate acting , very de... |
519,568 | 1,162,550 | 69,753 | 3 | bad baba | Beautiful photographer Isabelle is pursued by beautiful witch Baba Yaga in an attempt to seduce her in this mess of a film based on a Italian comic . An quasi-artsy movie , the movie is beautifully filmed but is devoid of anything remotely entertaining . Even the copious amounts of nudity can't really give this wooden ... |
519,919 | 1,162,550 | 126,591 | 3 | maybe they should have stuck with the first side | Mike Robbins ( the highly prolific John Leslie ) leads a double life , by day a normal typical suburban husband to Julie ( Suzannah French ) , by night a high class gigolo . One day Julie's slutty cousin Kim , comes to visit ( she's hitch-hiking there and bangs anyone willing to give her a lift . I can't pick up girls ... |
520,046 | 1,162,550 | 104,922 | 3 | When off-beat becomes off-putting | A 10 year old kid fed up with his parents arguing decides to hot wire a car and go on a surreal journey across America to find Motorama cards , which is a gas station card game , that if he can find to spell out " Motorama " he has a chance to win 500 million dollars . He meets many bizarre characters along the way . N... |
521,303 | 1,162,550 | 92,118 | 3 | Cleanse your movie palette with crap | Poor Mike Strauber returns home one day to find his wife , Sharon sleeping around . This sends him on a downward spiral into nutzoid land and landing him into a mental hospital . But do to budget cuts and over-crowding he's sent home again . Where he challenges everyone to games of Truth or Dare . So refreshing to clea... |
520,449 | 1,162,550 | 92,112 | 3 | no treats ( or Tricks for that matter ) | Skippy from " Family Ties " plays Eddie , a wussy ' metal ' nerd who gets picked on . When his favorite wussy ' metal ' singer , Sammi Curr , dies , he throws a hissy fit tearing down all the posters on his bedroom wall . But when he later gets an unreleased record that holds the spirit of his dead ' metal ' idol . He ... |
521,011 | 1,162,550 | 95,756 | 3 | Traci can act vertically too it seems | This remake from Roger Corman's own 1957 " Not of this Earth " . shares pretty much the some plot as the original . Alien comes to Earth from a far-off world to acquire blood for his dying race . The only updates are blood and breasts . Taci Lord's first mainstream acting role and I suspect it's because her fellow acto... |
519,937 | 1,162,550 | 64,911 | 3 | hampered with a tedious and mundane middle | Biker film legend William Smith is outlaw biker Angel in this B-grade drive in film that has a pretty good beginning and ending , but the middle is death incarnate . Angel has to go on the lam from his former fellow gang members after they get mad at him for agreeing to tell the secrets of their group to a newspaper fo... |
520,892 | 1,162,550 | 100,403 | 3 | just pretend this sequel never was | The Predator is now in the urban jungles of LA and it's up to Danny Glover to end his slaughter . Mixing unneeded humor with an undesired change of scenery leaves this film wounded before it even reaches the starting gate . Glover is NO Arnold in the least , the acting is horribly overdone , you could tell that a Preda... |
519,945 | 1,162,550 | 360,070 | 3 | Disappointing | This 14 minute featurette can be located on New Line's Infinifilm DVD release of " Final Destination 2 " . It deals with ' scientists ' measuring how different people find themselves affected by " Final Destination 2 " and gauges the amount of ' terror ' on their brain . Overall this featurette is the least notable of ... |
520,754 | 1,162,550 | 906,734 | 3 | goes nowhere and takes it's damn time getting there | Gina McVey ( Lena Headly from the Sarah Connor Chronicles ) sees her mirror image one day after a mirror breaks during a dinner being held for friends . Curiosity causes her to follow this ' other self ' which leads to a downward spiral of madness and despair in Sean Ellis's contribution to ( the increasingly misnamed ... |
521,192 | 1,162,550 | 913,445 | 3 | not so young neurotic ( unlikable ) people screwing | Five couples traverse the pitfalls and prose of the contemporary sexual adventure scene in this slice-of - ( sex ) life dramady that on a whole goes nowhere . Most of the couples are rather bland , neurotic , and / or ( in the case of the married couple & the exes ) highly annoying . For a film with such a provocative ... |
521,299 | 1,162,550 | 300,051 | 3 | not as bad as Gigli , but close | Ben Affleck has to parent his newborn daughter after his newlywed wife dies while giving childbirth in this trite little film that tries so hard to be heartwarming , but fails miserably ( you haven't laughed into you see Affleck TRY to be melodramatic and cry ) . As bad as Ben is , the other actors don't come out of th... |
520,998 | 1,162,550 | 377,730 | 3 | Never trust a man wearing a bow-tie | Dan O'Bannon tells his opinion why horror works , and how he detest violence for violence's sake I like O'Bannon , I do . I enjoyed " Alien " , " Total Recall " , " Lifeforce " , his " Heavy Metal " segments , and to a lesser extent " Invaders from Mars " . But he does come off as a tad bit pretentious in this short fe... |
521,248 | 1,162,550 | 381,600 | 3 | boring | A little less fluffy as the other putrid masturbatory extra related to this film , " My Buddy , Jack " , but not very much so . It's funny when the director boasts about how many cameos he got in the film of famous people . You know what who cares ? If he concentrated less on getting cameos and more on , say , making t... |
520,176 | 1,162,550 | 1,280,539 | 3 | Could have been an OK short film | After Rngmaster Rick dies under mysterious circumstances , his granddaughter , Casey , inherits his doll / co-stay from his children's ' TV show days , not knowing that the pint-sized puppet is alive thanks to good old granddad selling his soul to the devil for fame . Now anyone is fair game as the doll goes on a mini-... |
520,025 | 1,162,550 | 67,434 | 3 | Much too laid-back | An unseen killer is murdering people that know too much in connection with an earlier unsolved case of a missing girl . I like the giallo genre , but this one by Tonino Valerii is laid back to the point of being tedious , a few gory set-pieces can't even help this film . The ending is horribly cliché and the film has o... |
519,508 | 1,162,550 | 257,076 | 3 | Another sub-standard film based on a good TV series of yesteryear | Yet another film based on a TV show that completely tarnishes the reputation of it's source material , this time it's SWAT that gets the bum shift . Samuel Jackson , playing Sgt . Hondo , leads a swat team that is charged with transporting an arrested drug kingpin into federal custody . They must contend with other cri... |
520,215 | 1,162,550 | 465,624 | 3 | such talent , such promise , such a waste | Luke Wilson , so brilliant in the same year's " Idiocracy " , seems to be just phoning it in as a doofus who has a few dates with a certifiably crazy superhero played by Uma ' huge feet ' Thurman . Eddie Izzard , actually wearing normal clothes this time , is the bad guy who secretly likes her . Ivan Reitman is a LONG ... |
521,413 | 1,162,550 | 109,770 | 3 | Now the 2005 one can't HELP but look great | With the big budget Fantast Four film opening this upcoming July , I've decideded that nows the time to take a look at this unreleased Roger Cormen ' gem ' from more than a decade ago . After getting hit by cosmic rays and having their space shuttle blown us 4 friends are turned fantastic . Well maybe not that fantasti... |
520,225 | 1,162,550 | 148,926 | 3 | By this time the " Golden Age " of porn was dead | In this porn version of the sleeping beauty fairytale , the king , apparently from the Bronx , is cheating on the queen . After he buffs her , she tells him she's a fairy and places an evil curse on the King's offspring . The Princess ( Hyapatia Lee ) will fall into a deep , deep sleep after being eaten out when she tu... |
519,647 | 1,162,550 | 114,151 | 3 | It's NO Embrace of the Vampire , that's for sure | Having very little to do with the original Drew Barrymore starring vehicle , this sequel that ups the titillation and seaminess factor , has Alyssa Milano as Lily , an art major who recently went off to college in California . Like many ' innocent ' , ' wholesome ' girls that go off to college in that state , it isn't ... |
520,662 | 1,162,550 | 350,754 | 3 | a mess | Having some free time on my hands I decided to watch some short films on Atomfilms . " Dad's Dead " runs about 6 and a half minutes and is a tale of a boy and his childhood seemingly sociopath friend told in a blend of animation , real life , and photo stills . It seemed a wee bit artsy for my tastes and I found myself... |
521,137 | 1,162,550 | 395,653 | 3 | shrugs | This 23 minute and 42 second feature on the making of the Hulk movie that can be found on the 2nd disc of the 2-DVD special edition of " The Hulk " . It centers around the cast , the crew , the stunts and physical effects , ILM ( Industrial Lights and Magic ) work , and last but not least the music composed for the fil... |
519,691 | 1,162,550 | 201,290 | 3 | Horrid but not bottom 250 horrid . | A series of painfully unfunny skits that seem to go on forever and a day . Not as mind-numbingly awful as say " Freddy Got Fingered " or " Lost Reality " , but that in NO way is an endorsement in ANY way , sense or form . Features the worst rhyming clown ever . Any most if it isn't offensive to anybody but the most pru... |
519,952 | 1,162,550 | 289,626 | 3 | awful | Two girlfriends are interested in witchcraft , so one night after their third girlfriend shows up with a bruised eye courtesy of her boyfriend , they hold a mock satanic ritual . Something goes wrong and they wind up conjuring up a 300 year dead witch named Lillith ( played by scream queen Brinke Stevens ) . I've not s... |
519,751 | 1,162,550 | 311,363 | 3 | confused | This is the most messed up entry on IMDb that I've yet to stumble across . All the previous reviewers act like this is the movie . This is NOT the movie . Rather it's merely a featurette that's an extra on the DVD of the movie " The One " It also nowhere near being the 90 minutes that it's listed here as . In actuality... |
521,452 | 1,162,550 | 187,856 | 3 | not cleared for lift off | Hershel Savage and Pat Manning introduce us to Flight Sensation , a pretty much wall-to-wall screw fest . One of the reasons I rarely , if ever , review newer porn movies is their decided lack of plot , so I mistakenly went into this Golden Age movie thinking that it would have at least some semblance of that attribute... |
520,488 | 1,162,550 | 109,630 | 3 | Direct Miss | Jo Champa overacts , what with her constant blubbering , while William Forsythe underacts , what with his hoarse whisper talk , creepy looks & what not , in this by-the-numbers action flick about a hit-man who has a change of heart & protects the woman whom he was supposed to kill . He then has to protect her from othe... |
520,231 | 1,162,550 | 82,801 | 3 | Shocking bad for the director of Rocky , and the Karate Kid | Let's get the fact that this film isn't as much as a complete and total disaster as Belushi's earlier " 1941 " fiasco . Of course that being said is somewhat damning it with faint praise indeed . I keep hearing how this movie is a " classic black comedy " , well it's really none of those things . Extremely far from bei... |
521,347 | 1,162,550 | 64,415 | 3 | the Hell's Angel's deserve much better | Tom Stern and Jeremy Slate are swing bachelor's planning to hijack a casino , ala " Ocean's 11 " , and pin it on the Hell's Angels . Bad move . For a film with the words Hell's Angels AND the number 69 AND featuring actual Hell's Angels , this movie is surprisingly tame . The Hell's Angels truly deserve a better film t... |
521,031 | 1,162,550 | 293,624 | 3 | A standard sitcom plot stretched to feature length | Fred Berlow ( Jeff Daniels ) grows up loving vaccums crying more for the prospect of losing a vacuum than when his mom dies . When he's a grown man he becomes a Super Sucker ( NEVER call it a vacuum ) salesman , in competition with a fellow seller and fighting to keep his distribution rights . The owner gives them one ... |
520,182 | 1,162,550 | 82,763 | 3 | dated humor is indeed a modern problem | Chevy Chase stars as Max Fiedler , a down on his luck air traffic controller who develops the power of telekinesis via nuclear waste . He uses said power to take vengeance on anyone that had wronged him . A mildly intriguing premise is undermined by loose , unfunny writing , horrid acting , and dated material . I could... |
520,191 | 1,162,550 | 443,473 | 3 | An anti-violence as entertainment film made by the WWE ha ! ! | 10 killers from around the world compete in a reality TV show , with the last man living getting their freedom . This is a complete and utter rubbish version of the exponentially better " the Running Man " . Steven Williams Aka Stone Cold does the best he can do with such a hopelessly contrived and clichéd character as... |
520,688 | 1,162,550 | 101,917 | 3 | Pedophiles arn't funny | In the future of 2001 , Freddy is after the last surviving teenager of Elm Street . Forsaking ANY scares whatsoever for unfunny attempts at humor and needless celebrity cameos ( come on . . Roseanne ? ? ? Tom Arnold ? ? ! ! ? ? WTF ? ) , this is tied with part 2 is the worst the demon child rapist ever got . Wow was th... |
521,023 | 1,162,550 | 79,642 | 3 | no harm , but somewhat foul | An American businessman wants to build a hotel on a remote island , so he has someone sail him and his girlfriend there to check it out . The zombie scenes seem tacked on as an afterthought , so as a horror film this doesn't really work that well . However due to the ridiculous dialog and the hardcore sex scenes the fi... |
520,141 | 1,162,550 | 1,134,826 | 3 | is it good ? no not really | Aki arrives at a new school on the same day as a new zombie virus outbreak is starting due to a faulty vaccination . She must save the school . OK , not really that much of a story to this one , but you get a boatload of ultra-gore ( even if it's very cheesy and fake looking ) , frequent nudity , lesbianism & a laser v... |
519,573 | 1,162,550 | 270,288 | 3 | don't rent , wait for cable | Good movies are easy to praise . Bad movies are easy to rip apart . Those films that lie in between the two , are for me the hardest to review . This film based on Chuck Barris's book about the gong show host being a CIA agent is one of those in between movies . The direction is good , but you don't feel for any of the... |
519,632 | 1,162,550 | 478,303 | 3 | Huge letdown | Six people are taking a tour of Ultra Studios when they get trapped in a haunted house ( that's not usually on the tour , but they have VIP passes ) . They . along with their tour guide , have some horror stories to tell in the hopes of breaking free from the house somehow . Phoebe is first and opts to tell the story o... |
520,694 | 1,162,550 | 131,705 | 3 | My ' Stiff ' was missing during this one too | Tracy Lords is a detective whom , along with a nerded-out Tom Bryron has to discover the secret of Stacey Donovan's husband . The humor is as juvenile as Tracy is , the only thing that made me crack a smile was her reading a book called ' the G Spot ' , she of course had a part in the MUCH better " The Grafenberg Spot ... |
520,655 | 1,162,550 | 120,912 | 3 | Lame duck sequel | Agent J ( Will Smith ) now partnered with Agent T ( Patrick Warburton , Puddy from " Seinfeld " ) , after wiping out the memories of Agent K ( Tommy Lee Jones ) . When that partnership doesn't work out as planned , and with Agent J on a mission that he needs all the help he needs , he goes out to make agent K remember ... |
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