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Likable despite all it's flaws
From writer William Dancer ( the " Little Girls Blue " films ) and Director Hans Christian , comes this just plain fun ( almost innocent ) porn about students taking final exams before graduation at a private school for girls . These girls will do anything to pass including writing the answers on their tits , seducing ...
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Average featurette
Starting off as a brief history of horror and slasher films , various people take about Hammer films , Herschell Gordon Lewis , and various other notable horror films . Moving onto the original " Final Destination " , and the particapents go on to the less interesting part 2 . Seeind and hearing of those better horror ...
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nice Aussie zombie indie loses steam towards the end
Rene ( Felicity Mason ) , the town beauty queen of Berkley , Austrailia , wants desperately to get out . But as her and her boyfriend are driving out of town , meteorites fall from the sky turning various town-folk into rampaging zombies . When Rene's boyfriend gets changed , she watches as a mysterious stranger ( whom...
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Murray saves it
A typical summer camp film with the prerequisite fat guy , nerd , hot girl and the corny but fun-spirited song is saved by Bill Murray as Tripper Harrison the head counselor , making this film humorously enjoyable , if not laugh out loud funny . Not Murray best movie by a long shot , but an enjoyable enough time waster...
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Before Bill Cordon became an ultra-liberal quack
Someone or someones are turning kids into murderers It's up to a local homicide cop to figure out what's happening . . Of course this being a Bill Cordon written film he has to throw some gayness in there . Here it's in the form of naked male ass . Bill of course would go onto writing and directing movies that Liberals...
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Slightly above average
A photographer is walking down the beach on the edge of Potter's Bluff , he sees a beautiful girl willing and eager to be photographed . He seems to be smitten with her , until some local town folk tie him up and burn him alive . When the same mentioned guy turns up in Potter's Bluff proper , none the worse for wear , ...
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typical 80's teenage sex comedy
Christine ( The MUCH over-rated Phoebe Cate ) plans to lose her virginity to Jim ( Matthew Modine , whom would a year later play Birdy in the great movie of the same name ) . Meanwhile Jim's friends plot to see as many nude girls as possible in this typical 80's teenage sex romp . While infinitely better than " Last Am...
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Shark Jump : Chloe be thine name
Keifer Sutherland is great in his role of Jack Bauer an agent for C . T . U . ( counter terrorism Unit ) in this action packed show where a day seems to take forever ( well at least a season ) . The first season was simply amazing with the freshness of the idea for the show , the surprises , great acting , a dimwit but...
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competently made and reasonably fun while it lasts , but too short
Anyone who has seen their fair share of Westerns will know everything that's going to happen in the game plot-wise and even when it's gong to happen . However the game's still fun to play ( while it lasts , as it's on the short side . It's also the smallest ' sandbox ' type game I've played . ' sandbox ' being a go alm...
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Far from Hammer's finest , but still good
Deathly afraid that his daughter and son have gotten a touch of the crazy from their mother , a local Baron locks them up ( seperatly of course , since they have a thing for each other , or more precisely the brother has a thing for the receptive sister wink ) and keeps them drugged up . After the daughter escapes , sh...
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Holmes and Byron perform sexorcisms for a price
John Holmes is Dickman and Tom Byron is Throbbin . Together they are a duo of superheros known as Sexcorcists that turn frigid women into sex-craving whores . This film is all about campy , corny fun just like the old " Batman " TV show that it parodies . Sadly , all the scenes without Holmes or Byron isn't as good . N...
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A tad over-rated
Much more interested in the relationship between two schoolgirls than being a true ghost story ( though it is that to at the behest of the Producer ) This Korean film has to do with a mysterious diary that has been found by one of the students detailing the developing lesbian relationship between the two girls , which ...
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better than expected
Dougie , a less then mentally stable 9 year old , is heavily into a video game entitled ' Satan's Little Helper ' , so much so that when he spies a murderer in a devil costume he hardly bats an eye before asking to be his minion and asking if his new ' friend ' can kill his sister's new boyfriend ( Dougie wants to marr...
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a very impotent movie
In order to combat over-population , a serum is made to make men sterile for a few years , it works more potently than expected causing the population of guys to remain impotent for life . Now the government must find those precious few of the male species that still have some swimmers in their spunk in this early 70's...
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more fun if you've actually been to Mardi Gras
Typical girls gone wild video with girls shaking their T & A and trim at the camera . Made better ( or worse ) by Snoop Dogg's involvement . Frankly I didn't care one way or the other , save for the fact that I saw places that I've been to when I went down to Mardi Gras ( for example I stayed at the hotel that Snoop di...
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This dubious sex act ultimately cums undone
Three girlfriends decide to have one last hurrah before their vacation ends by joining 4 guys in a drug and sex-fueled cruise on their private yacht . All is just peaches until one of the ( too put it diplomatically ) more amorous girls get inadvertently killed by a donkey punch , the act of punching a girl in the back...
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A muscle monster ? ?
Scientists use a brain-altering drug to conduct experiments , after one such project goes astray , they need to find another test subject in this Japanese splatter-punk film . On it's surface Rubber's Lover can be compared to Tetsuo : the Iron Man ( shot in black and white , weird , kinetic , and machine driven ) , but...
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First in a popular Japanese ' Roman Porno ' series
A trio of Biker hoodlums , Kawashima , Kajima , and Sadakuni , who , which is quite apparent from the get go , spend their days raping women , talking about raping women , and planning to rape women again . Kawashima is extremely careful that his younger sister , Megu , never find out what he does and tries to protect ...
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wondering if Norton was channeling Juliette Lewis for his ' Brian ' character
Robert DeNiro is talked into doing one last heist by Marlon Brando . He then has to contend with young upstart Ed Norton . Honestly the plot is pretty much secondary to seeing the tremendous amount of talented actors on display here . And viewing the movie as such , I enjoyed it . Infinitely better then " Ocean's 12 " ...
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doesn't feel complete
Having some free time on my hands I decided to watch some short films on Atomfilms . " Blind Spot " is yet another short that feels very incomplete . What the 1 and a half minute short does have going for it is some good tension . It's just WAY too short for it's own good . Besides have you ever tried to write 10 lines...
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an alright start to half a good show
Jessica Alba is Max , a top secret genetically-engineered but mentally deficient hotty who after escaping captivity lives as a bike message courier in Seattle of a post-apocalyptic world while searching for the other government experiments that have escaped . This pilot episode did it's job in setting up the characters...
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good when strictly about the film and Linda
More than just a documentary on the triple X porn classic , " Deep Throat " . This film is about the time of it's release , political motivations played an extremely huge hand in how well the porn movie did . And because it was released at just the right moment in history is one of the only reasons it's as highly regar...
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nothing to scream about , but still worth a watch for fans of the genre
Do we really need to hear the thoughts and feelings on life from a group of females who's claim to fame is merely the fact that they're aesthetically pleasing to the eye and / or know how to scream rather well ? In theory no , it shouldn't be that high on the agenda for someone to watch . However in practice , it is an...
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Stanze has done better , but he has done MUCH worse as well
A group of young adults go up to stay at one of their Uncle's cabin in the woods . But it's located near an old Indian burial ground , and they get trapped with body possessing demon Indian spirits . Eric Stanze is a independent film maker who is difficult to pin , on one hand he gave us utter crap like " I spit on you...
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far from my favorite
Elmer Fudd chases Bugs Bunny into a theater were both of them are forced to act . This isn't my favorite Looney Tunes short by far . It all seems a little off to me somehow and there's no doubt it could have been funnier then it was . More over the ending is a tad on the weak side and I really didn't like Fudd that muc...
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getting better
The trio of Ryan , Micki & Jack figure out that the ' Cabinet of Houdin ' is in a new owner's hands after reading about the death of a renowned magician & cross-referencing it with the list of people who bought from ' Curious Goods ' . They must go undercover and audition in a magic show to find it and get it back safe...
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B-movie fun
Bela Lugosi is Dr . Paul Corruthers , a bitter betrayed scientist , who makes a shaving lotion and then makes huge bats that attack anyone who dare wear says perfume . He uses these two in conjunction to get even with those that have wronged him in the past and their families . This is an entertaining , if a bit melodr...
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Vintage Farrelly
Hal Larson as a young kid gets advice from his dying father not to settle for anything less than quality killer trim . However being superficial and slightly chunky himself , the beauties arn't really dropping at his feet . Until a chance meeting with guru Tony Robbins has him seeing hotties every where he goes , and t...
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A good flick undone by too many retreads
Mike Myers stars as Austin Powers & Dr . Evil for the first time in what would because I series of three films ( thus far ) that would get progressively more and more mentally retarded as time went on . If you've seen either of the other two films , first my condolences , but you won't miss anything by not seeing this ...
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thankfully not a horrid spoof
Seduction cinema usually do groaningly awful soft-core spoofs of mainstream movies ( Ie . Spiderbabe , play-mate of the Apes , Lord of the G-string , etc . ) But this lesbian soft-core about a female Dr . Jekyll coming up with a way to unleash the female libido is played mostly straight ( pardon the pun ) Not to say th...
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Falls a tad short of dethroning the Tim Burton original , but still a fine return to form
The film begins with Bruce Wayne ( Christian Bale ) locked inside a Chinese prison . He thinks back on his childhood when he first fell into a bat cave , thus showing us how he got his fear of bats , as well as starting to explain why he choose his symbol of a bat for his eventual costume as a crime fighting vigilant ....
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wow , that thing is massive
At a whopping 2 hours and 22 minutes , this documentary features EVERYthing you EVERY wanted to know about Hellboy the comic character and Hellboy the movie . Interviews with pretty much everyone ( well the main players ) who had to do with the film . it's a massive amount of information to take in . OK , Hellboy was a...
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Blair's best 80's movie
Brenda ( Linda Blair ) , along with her high school friends , feels its a good idea to steal some hoodlum's car & total it after her deaf / mute sister walks into the middle of the road and almost gets hit by them . This doesn't sit well for the decidedly homo-erotic gang of ' bad boys ' lead with sadistic panache by J...
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start off dull but it gets better
This feature length documentary hosted by Debbie Rochon which can be found on the DVD of " Killing Spree " focuses on the making of that aforementioned film and an overview of Twisted Illusion productions as a whole . The first half is a bit too cut and dry for my liking and seems way too general for my tastes . The se...
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Good Korean remake
Insurance agent , Jun-oh ( jeong-min Hwang ) goes to a house to talk to an insurance client , where he finds the hanging body of the client's son dead of an apparent suicide . But he soon feels that the young lad didn't kill himself , but was killed to get at a sizable insurance payout . When no one else seems to belie...
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Vs Wolverine is the clear winner , but Vs . Thor has some merit as well
Hulk Vs . Thor has Loki , the god of mischief controlling the Hulk by separating the green behemoth from Bruce Banner and having him rage across Asgard while Odin sleeps . This fight was a bit one-sided and neither Thor nor Loki can really hope to contain the Hulk . But I found it to be an entertaining watch none the l...
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Hi ' Friggen Larious
Let me preface this review by simply stating that as much as I loved ( and still do ) the Auqa Teen Hunger Force adult swim show it had lost a bit of it's luster in the forth season on was seemingly on a decline , so I approached this film with trepidation that it would be of the same diminished quality . Boy , was I g...
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not as good as the original , but enjoyable enough on it's own merits
Three typical college guys , on their way to Florida for spring break , take an unexpected detour into Pleasant Valley , an old southern town headed by the overly hospitable Mayor Buckman ( Robert Englund ) . They find that they're not the only people who took a wrong detour and are joined by more hopeful college parti...
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nothing new yet fun ( even though a bit long )
A pair of Japanes detectives are after a body hopping alien who kills victims , hollows out their heads , and puts their respective brains in stew . If you're looking for any originality or something different , I suggest keep movie . But if you merely want a fun , solid little horror flick I say do yourself a favor an...
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nothing that isn't already widely known
Delving into , the war with Iraq , the sadly missed opportunity to nab Bin Laden , the 2001 elections , and the Patriot Act ( not in that order ) , this documentary does bring up some good valid points , but at just around an hour or so it doesn't go into extreme detail on any of them . Nothing new can be gleamed from ...
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Cabbage love
In this 7 minute multiple award-winning short from the UK , Stanley , a weather-worn old man has only the cabbage growing in his backyard to give him joy . His wife growing jealous of the lack of attention , fixes to make some cabbage stew . Suzie Templeton shows promise , and given that this is basically just a studen...
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Lookout for this film
Scott Frank as a writer is fairly generic and a tad derivative , but he's also pretty solid and when one goes into any of his films , he doesn't disappoint as they're usually tauntly told tales . This film starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt ( Third Rock from the Sun ) as Chriss Pratt a slightly mentally retarded janitor who...
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Is that I as in Butterfly ?
In 2004 , a film was released that starred a ' Pretty Boy ' actor going back and forth in his memories and thinking he just may affect the past . That film was " The Butterfly Effect " . And while this film certainly feels like that one , this seems to have better acting , while that one had a super high polished , glo...
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Still remains the best in the franchise
Robert Englund , for better or worse , had his career shaped in this role as Freddy Krueger , a demonic bogeyman , enters the nightmares of teenagers that live on Elm Street to terrorize them with his homemade knife gloves as well as their own worst fears in this classic horror film that captured the hearts & minds of ...
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not one of my faves
Tom the cat wants the house's pet goldfish for a new recipe that he's just heard about on the radio . But Jerry the mouse doesn't want to have his beloved goldfish being eaten by Tom , so he goes about saving it from Tom's many schemes to fry it . This isn't one of my preferred Tom & Jery shorts , as I didn't really ca...
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real neat
This just short of half an hour mini-documentary can be found on the DVD of the Punisher movie and features step by step details on how they pulled the stunts of on a limited budget . I enjoyed this as stunt work intrigues me to no end . I would definitely recommend for people to check this one out after they watch the...
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I'm listening
Gary Busey plays Reverand Nolan Powers , a preacher who preaches mainly from his radio show on WGOD . Nolan has a bit of a secret revolving his runaway younger brother whom his mother always loved more then him . Movies and TV shows featuring a less than holy religious feature are pretty much a dime a dozen . However ,...
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the last even half-way decent film in the franchise
The last Halloween film that was even halfway decent , this one picks up years after the events of Part 2 ( part 3 was a stand-alone story having nothing to do with Mike Myers and the least said of that film , the better ) . Micheal awakens from a coma and escapes from the transport that was moving him to another hospi...
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Will NOT change the way you have sex , but fun none the less
The legendary , sadly deceased Alex De Renzy directed this film that has Jokn Leslie introducing a series of porn vignettes . The first dealing with a totally ' 80's Lois Ayres all punked out with a superb Mohawk going on ( some people not as prone to loving the 1980's as me may think that's a detriment , whereas I dug...
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Mick Cain ruined this one for me somewhat
A family and the daughter's boyfriend is on a drive to visit their mom's parents house , when the father ( superb Ray ' Leland Palmer ' Wise ) decides to take some back roads . When they pick up a mysterious lady in white ( the stunning , Amber Smith ) and leave the daughter behind to catch up , all hell seems to break...
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I remember this one being hot
Traci Lords as Jackie and Tom Byron as Bill have car trouble and or stranded out in nowhere . They walk until they come to this house owned by Eric Edwards as Jake and Ginger Lynn Allen as Louise . They beckon the hapless couple to spend the night and introduce them to the other couples . So naturally this calls for an...
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Building a better mousetrap
Tom the cat takes great pride in the new mouse trap he deigned and dreams of how he will get rich by patenting it . But while he's sleeping the drawling of the mouse comes off the piece of paper and wakes Jerry the Mouse up to sabotage Tom's plans . They must first contend with a dawning of a cat who has also come to l...
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entertaining despite a conclusion you see coming from a mile away
Richard Shepard ( Micheal O'Keefe ) crashes at his friend's place after his wife kicks him out . His friend has to leave for New York , but Rich is not alone as he finds a mysterious dog that does his murderous bidding . He also goes bat-spit insane for no apparent reason . I enjoyed this episode even if the ' suprise ...
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an unexpected Joy
A couple of punk kids use a CB to prank off the wrong guy in this above average teen thriller . I say above average , but as far as teen thrillers go , with " I know what you did last summer " , " Urban Legends " , and their ilk cluttering up the sub-genre , a movie like this is frigging ' Macbeth . Not to say this fil...
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Tanner rules
Aging hard-drinking has-been minor league baseball star Morris Buttermaker ( Walter Matthau ) is hired to coach a ragtag team of misfits known as the Bears in little league . Actually winning a game seems all in vain , until Buttermaker brings in two ringers , Amanda Whurlizer ( Tatum O'Neal ) and Kelly Leak ( Jackie H...
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just braggin ' about Dagon
Paul Marsh and his girlfriend Barbara have to go to a fishing village off the coast of Spain after a grisly boating accident leave the wife of his friend in dire need of emergency assistance . Paul has no choice but to leave his girl in town while he and help from some villagers return to the boat to help his friends ,...
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that fish is fishy
Spike the dog is guarding a watering hole , but he appears to be sleeping on the job . So Tom the cat uses the chance to sneak in hoping to get a little fishing in , using Jerry the mouse as bait of course . But thanks to an over eager fish who wants the mouse badly things don't go as planned . As the fish inadvertentl...
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a fairly solid Korean slasher
The film starts off with a morgue attendant sewing the eyes of a recent corpse shut , when he leaves the copses eyes pop back open . Flash forward two years and Sun-ae returns to South Korea after being abroad in America for two years appearing to be afraid of a ghost , Kyung-ah whom committed suicide , that she believ...
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better then expected
Chris ( Desmond Harrington ) is late for a job interview , the highway is backed up so he decides to see if he can find another route . A dead deer cause him to take his eyes of the backroad & hits another car that has Eliza Dushku & friends it it . Now they're lost in the woods of West Virginia with a deranged family ...
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growing up in the east side
Bugs Bunny now a big star in LA tells gossip columnist Lola Beverly of his humble beginnings growing up in New York in particular facing a gang of street tough dogs . Of course outwitting these canine ruffians is no problem for young Bugs . This short is fairly humorous if nothing special , Bugs doesn't even have to us...
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no sleeping here
All Tom the cat want's to do is get a little catnap in the hammock of his , but Jerry the mouse is using it himself . The typical cat and mouse game ensues with many funny gags , the short also features Spike the dog . Do you guys know how hard it is for someone to continuously review these ( or any short or featurette...
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too much naked Sylvester
Sylvester the Cat is left alone in his house all by his lonesome by his neglectful owners who lock him in with nothing to eat or drink . He finds a stash of canned tuna , but a deviant mouse has stolen the can opener and holds it just out of his reach , needlessly tormenting him . This is a somewhat amusing shot , but ...
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Back on the right track . . . almost
Misogynistic , conceited Eddie Cantrow ( Ben Stiller ) quickly realizes what a mistake he made in marrying Lila ( Malin Akerman ) and seeks to remedy the situation when he meets another girl while on his honeymoon in Mexico . Bobby and Peter Farrelly had much to redeem themselves for after the horrendously unfunny Stuc...
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Could have used some trimming to make it better and tighter
After receiving a ' Dear John ' letter , a returning WW2 soldier murders his now ex-girlfriend and her new beau at a graduation dance with a pitchfork . Thirty-five years later , the town finally sees fit to have another Graduation night dance , but as the dance returns , so does the killer . A simply all right slasher...
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unrequited love and swastika hearts
Mark nags Jeremy to get a job in the office that he works at so that Jeremy can help with the rent , however Jeremy is more content with his aspiring music career and silly pyramid schemes to take an actual job interview seriously . Meanwhile Mark is fawning over co-worker , Sophie . This second episode wasn't quite as...
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of to a good start , format may take a bit getting used to
We're introduced to the lives of flatmates office worker , Mark Corrigan and aspiring musician Jeremy Osborne ( David Mitchell and Robert Webb , respectively ) as they both via for the attention of neighbor Toni . Coming into this show knowing nothing except the rave reviews of it , I hadn't a clue what to really expec...
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the role Reiko Ike was born to play
Ocho ( Reiko Ike ) , decades after witnessing her father's merciless death , sets out on a quest to find the three responsible for the travesty and exact revenge . In her travels she befriends a handsome your anarchist who's involved with a European spy ( the beautiful Christina Lindberg , perhaps best known for her " ...
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enjoy the speed , put your brain on auto-pilot
Nick Cage is Randall Raines , a retired car thief who is forced out of retirement when he's forced to save his the life of his brother Kip ( Giovanni Ribisi ) when he screws up on a job , by completing his brothers job of stealing 50 cars in one night . He has to get together his old crew that he can trust to help him ...
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The last of the Bear family is the best
The last of the cartoons featuring the three bears features Junyer celebrating Father's day much to the chagrin and broken bones of Pa . I have to say that the three bear characters were far from my favorites , but this last one was the best that they ever got . Which granted was a little above average , but that shoul...
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The Rodney Dangerfield of Horror films
The great Cameron Mitchell is a masked maniac who kills the inhabitants with nail guns , screwdrivers & hammers , before kidnapping Laurie Ballard , a typical yet innocent 15 year old ( played by Pamelyn Ferdin who is such a vegetarian that apparently she didn't even accept meaty roles ) . I really don't understand the...
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Inside the Spaceship ( episodes 12 & 13 )
No sooner have the Doctor and his companions left the planet of Skaro and the Deleks behind then the TARDIS has control trouble and knocks everyone out via small explosion , seemingly no control over the ship and strange occurrences happening , combined with Barbara and Susan both having slight cases of amnesia suspici...
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bridging the gap
Catherine Tate showed up in the last few moments of the second series finale of Doctor Who as a woman on her wedding day who inexplicably pops up in the TARDIS , much to the perplexment of the Doctor . Which served to carry on into the Christmas special where we learn her name , Donna , and back story . Perhaps this is...
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McLean's first full length film holds a lot of promise
Based rather loosely on the story of killer Bradley John Murdoch , this film follows the misadventures of three friends who get stuck at Wolf Creek , a National Park in the Outback , while on a camping trip . The first half of the films revolves around creating empathy for the young adults , it succeeds only somewhat ,...
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The best Tweety short
Sylvester ( here called Thomas ) the cat first meets Tweety bird in the debut cartoon of the duo that would go onto star in a great many lackluster efforts . This was the best of the bunch which trust me isn't saying that much at all as I actively loathe Tweety bird as a character and always tried to avoid his shorts w...
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Enjoyable if uninspired
A group of elderly mercenaries headed by Col . Faulkner , Capt . Janders , and Lt . Fynn & Janders ( Richard Burton , Richard Harris , Roger Moore and Hardy Kruger , respectively ) are sent to Central Africa to rescue an opposition leader whom has been kidnapped two years earlier . The plan goes on pretty well until do...
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She walked out with empty arms , machine gun in her hand
Based on a novel be Patty herself , this film is very suspect on the actual truth , but Director Paul Schrader does a pretty good job at making the film of Hearst's kidnapping by and subsequently joining with the moronic Symbionese Liberation Army compelling throughout the duration of the film . Opting for a seemingly ...
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not as good as the other two races , but still funny .
The third and finale race between Bugs and Cecil turtle is the least hilarious of the three , but it's still pretty funny at times . This time has Bugs reading Aesop's fables while relaxing . when he gets to the end of the story he's flabbergasted that the fairy tale had the Hare losing the race . So he challenges Ceci...
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One of my guilty pleasure
Poor geeky Marty ( Simon Scuddamore ) gets horribly burned due to a cruel April Fool's day stunt gone very wrong . Flash forward a decade and those involved ( including Caroline Monroe , known to horror fans for her turns in Maniac , Faceless & the Last Horror Film ) in the prank are psyched for the upcoming 10 year hi...
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not as horrid as it's made out to be ( almost reached guilty pleasure status )
Gay Howard , a prisoner convicted of white-collar crimes masterminds a prison break while his fellow prisoners are being transported . They succeed and hole up in a local mall where they take hostages and try to make demands of the police who surround the place . Unfortunately for the criminals a former mercenary and a...
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slice of ( homicidal ) life
This 3 minute short film has to do with the titular Laura Panic ( Hannah Hughes ' Isabella ' from " 1 , 000 Year Sleep " ) as she goes about her business of stalking her potential love interest ( Lane Hughes , ' the killer ' from " 1 , 000 year Sleep " ) . Of the three short films of Adam Wingard's that can be found as...
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Travelings across the Borderland
Based on the Matamoros Cult Killings , this film finds three friends traveling to Mexico for a little wine , women & song . When one of them , Phil ( Boy Meet World's Rider Strong ) gets kidnapped , it's up to the other two along with help from a few local girls ad a Mexican cop who had lost his partner to the cult to ...
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Cute
Elmer Fudd is settling in for the night when he's constantly disrupted by Sylvester cat's singing . Fudd will go to any lengths to get a good night sleep , which makes the ending all the more funny . This is just simply a cute cartoon with all the singing and commotion and what not . It's a remake though which I can't ...
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the second outing of Sorbo as Hercules is better than the first
This , the second of five TV movies that would lead up to the Hercules TV show , starts of with a giant coming to do battle with Hercules ( Kevin Serbo ) . Afterwards , Herc is beckoned to help the people of the lost city of Troy escape the clutches of Hera , the queen of the Gods in the form of a water creature this t...
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Herc is married with children ? ?
In this fourth made for TV movie that preceded the series , Hercules ( Kevin Serbo ) now married with children to Deianeira ( Tawny Kitaen ) , is summoned once again by towns-person this time to beat a boxer . A while later , he goes on a quest with Iole , a maiden who supposedly steals men away from their wives , to s...
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William's great performance raises this film above what it would be
Sy Parrish ( Robin Williams ) is a lonely sociopathic one hour photo mat developer who has his eye on worming his way into the life of the Yorkin family ( one of his regular customers ) , who are having some family problems of their own . But make no mistake , Williams is the star of the show here and his performance i...
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watch it for Scott's great performance
George C . Scott stars in this Paul Schrader vehicle as Jake VanDorn , a man of a different , more simple era whom finds himself thrust into the seamy underbelly of the pornography business after his daughter , Kristen , goes missing . The police are no help and the sleazy private investigator he hires ( played superbl...
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very nice sequel
Picking up directly after Part 1 , Laurie Strode is now in a hospital from the wounds that Micheal Myers inflicted on her . But Myers isn't done with her yet and pursues her to the hospital continuing to kill anyone in his way . Mike is also being pursued by the just as devoted Sam Loomis . The first sequel to " Hallow...
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better then Bill and Ted
Alex Winter plays Ricky Coogan , a snobby full of himself actor who agrees to be a spokesman for a risky illegal drug . He , his friend , and a bitchy activist decide to go to a freak show on a spur of the moment . But the owner has more evil plans in store , so he takes them out back and turns them into mutants who he...
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Road Runner is taking a bit more sadistic pleasure in his pursuers misfortune
The eleventh pairing of Wile E . Coyote and the Road Runner has the ever-determined coyote using the same unreliable methods against the ever-elusive bird , who seems a bit sadistic in this one . The bee gags is funny and even the now predictable gags still bought a smile to my face . And I , as always with these carto...
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7
The best Hazel short
Witch Hazel is simply delighted to be the ugliest witch ever as told to her by her magic mirror . That is until Bugs Bunny shows up trick-or-treating . The mirror mistaking the rabbit's mask for his real face soon rescinds the title that he gave Hazel as ugliest and bestows it on Bugs . Which of course infuriates Hazel...
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good low-budget rape / revenge flick
A shy , introverted nerd girl , Rikki Moore ( Angelique Hennessy in her first leading role ) gets invited to a party by a popular high school football player , whom promptly rapes her . His jealous ex-girlfriend than has poor Rikki's image tarnished within the halls of the school . But undeterred Miss Moore chooses to ...
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junk food cinema
Writer / Director Wayne Kramer , who made the fantastic " The Cooler " , returns with a movie that , while being a different animal indeed , is almost as enjoyable albeit in a vastly different way . Paul Walker is Joey Gazalle a mob thug who has to make a mad dash all around the cities of Jersey with his kid Nicky in t...
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A would-be franchise that sadly wasn't
Master swordsman Captain Kronos ( Horst Janson of " Murphy's War " , " Shout at the Devil " , and " escape from East Berlin ) , along with his trusted hunchbacked assistant , searches for a vampire or vampires whom have been sucking the woman of a small town dry , in this swashbuckling vampire-hunting later day Hammer ...
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one of Demme's better films
After being sent to prison for no less then 10 nor more then 40 years for being busted with drugs and refusing to give up her accomplishes , Jackie ( Erica Gavin of Russ Meyer's " Vixen " and " Beyond the Valley of the Dolls " , in her last film role ) has to get accustomed to life in the big ' doll ' house , or at lea...
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Better than " For Ladies Only "
In his fifth comedy special Andrew Dice Clay is still funny but the special still doesn't hit the heights of " Dice Rules " as the best Diceman special ever in my opinion , " The Diceman Cometh " You get a tad less than an hour of comedy after the lackluster boxing opening skit . His best jokes of course revolve around...
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Among Fulci's best
Carol Hammond is having bizarre recurring dreams which she is going to a psychiatrist to find the meaning of . In her subsequent later dreams she finds herself killing her promiscuous nubile neighbor . when the aforementioned neighbor is then found murdered in real life with Carol's penknife found at the scene she beco...
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not really as comprehensive as I would have liked
This documentary can be found on the fourth disk on the Complete Adventures of Indiana Jones box set and is split into three segments , each having to do with each of the three movies , the most interesting segment is the first part as it's the most informative , not to say that the other two segments are not , but the...
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flawed yet highly enjoyable
Six friends ( including Jeremy Sisto from " May " ) on their way to a wedding ( the bride is Ellen Degenerous lover and " Arrested Development " ' s Portia De Rossi ) , stop for some much needed rest at a local bed & breakfast run by the prolific David Carradine and french chef ( Diedrich Bader from " The Drew Carey sh...
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Amber Lynn is watchable in anything
Amber Lynn ( Friday the 13th : A Nude Beginning , The Grafenberg Spot , Holly Does Hollywood ) is Jane Bond , a drop dead sexy secret agent who goes after Golden Rod . Control ( Robert Bullock ) has to save her when she's hypnotized by the bad guy . The acting is of the same caliber as you would expect from these type ...
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Oral Annie steals the show
Three girlfriends ( Little Oral Annie , Nina Hartley , and Nick Blaze ) are on summer break from school in this Ron Jeremy directed film . Their landlady ( Lily Marlene ) expects the rent to be in her hands in two weeks time . A shady traveling agent salesman sells them on a vacation package on a houseboat and also tel...