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497,512 | 1,355,507 | 118,615 | 1 | Don't make me out a monster . . . I didn't eat the Captain Terrible dialogue , terrible film . | Anaconda begins with some red scrolling text that reads ' tales of monstrous , man eating Anacondas have been recounted for centuries by tribes-people of the Amazon Basin , some of whom are said to worship these giant snakes . Anacondas are among the most ferocious - and enormous - creatures on Earth , growing , in cer... |
499,264 | 1,355,507 | 493,424 | 1 | Revenge is a two way street . Steven Seagal's worst film to date , end of discussion . | Attack Force is set somewhere in or near France where two secret US government military agents Commander Marsahll Lawson ( Steven Seagal who also co-wrote & produced this monstrosity ) & Lieutenant Dwayne Dixon ( David Kennedy ) are stationed , one night three of their men go out to a strip club & pick a prostitute up ... |
497,730 | 1,355,507 | 914,796 | 1 | Awful . | Blood Predator starts as a small plane full of people on holiday heads towards Yosemite National Park in California , however during bad whether the plane is forced to crash land in the wilderness miles from anywhere . There are seven survivors , married couples John ( Bill Devlin ) & Sandy ( Merry Simkins ) plus Tom (... |
498,454 | 1,355,507 | 285,698 | 1 | I really , really hated this one . | Maniacts starts as a serial killer known as ' Blueblood ' , whose name in reality is Joe Spinelli ( Jeff Fahey ) , is caught by the police & sentenced to be locked away in the Edgemare Insane Asylum . There he meets fellow serial killer Beth Windsor ( Kellie Waymire ) & the two fall in love , those in charge of the Edg... |
497,094 | 1,355,507 | 83,901 | 1 | Total rubbish , don't waste your time . | Escarabajos Asesinos , or Scarab to English speaking audiences , begins with some silly scrolling text which reads , " long , long ago when there was neither earth nor sky , nothing but a dark , watery mass , there lived a spirit possessing magical powers . One day the spirit took counsel with it's heart and was moved ... |
498,428 | 1,355,507 | 113,349 | 1 | He's so blasted he wouldn't know his own mother even if he went to the zoo . Absolutely terrible . | Howling : New Moon Rising starts out in the open Californian desert as a police Inspector ( John Ramsden ) is faced with the skeletal remains of a man near the isolated locale of Pioneertown . Not only does he have to deal with skeletal remains he has to listen to Father John ( Jack Huff ) who works for the Church inve... |
497,537 | 1,355,507 | 439,309 | 1 | There are bad films & then there's Swamp Zombies . | Swamp Zombies starts as a FBI inspection of his Hospital forces misguided scientist Dr . Phillips ( Shannon Solo ) to call in his shady contacts to quickly dispose of his unethical experiments into the re-animation of the dead . Unfortunately they dump the cadavers into the nearest swamp ( looks like a lake to me ) & t... |
497,137 | 1,355,507 | 481,592 | 1 | Oh dear , oh dear . Total crap . | Night starts late one night as a cop ( I think ) named Mike Jericho ( John Hardy ) finds himself in the middle of a robbery , as he tackles the robber ( Will Green ) a woman named Tonia ( Melanie Ginnett ) is shot in the chest & survives . Wondering why Mike sets about tracking her down & once he does she reveals herse... |
497,300 | 1,355,507 | 83,056 | 1 | Awful attempt from Jesus Franco at a jungle adventure / cannibal film . | Dr . Jeremy Taylor ( Al Cliver ) , Jerry to his lady friends ! , is a specialist in tropical diseases . Together with his wife Elizabeth ( Pamela Stanford ) and young daughter Lana ( Anouchka ) he is traveling by boat to a remote jungle Hospital to conduct some research . However the captain of the boat warns Jeremy th... |
497,657 | 1,355,507 | 74,434 | 1 | Awful horror film , the sort of film the fast forward button was invented for . | This film opens with the on screen caption " on August 10th in a California Drive-In it all began . . . " A young couple are murdered while sitting in their car at a drive-in watching a film , by an unknown psycho with a large oriental sword . Two fat cops Mike and John ( James Barnes and Micheal Alden ) are put on the... |
498,904 | 1,355,507 | 373,423 | 1 | Vampire Sisters is a prime example of why the horror genre is dying . | I seems that I'm the first to comment on Vampire Sisters , OK IMDb'ers this is what I think . . . Vampire Sisters starts on a dark misty night , an unidentified man is running towards a large house & in pursuit are two women . The man ends up in the basement of the house & is cornered by the women , then a third woman ... |
498,985 | 1,355,507 | 78,751 | 1 | Absolutely awful Australian supernatural horror that's as exciting as watching paint dry . | An on screen caption informs us ' Alison - Sixteen years , Four months ' . Alison Findlay ( Joanne Samuel ) & two of her school friends , Chrissie Willis ( Margie McCrae ) & Maureen Tate ( Julie Wilson ) are holding a séance . Spooky things begin to happen & Chrissie becomes possessed with Alison's dead Father's spirit... |
496,884 | 1,355,507 | 126,948 | 1 | I hate this film , the sort of film that gives horror a bad name . | Elaine Barlow ( Cheryl Black ) runs a complex of cabins on a small island with her husband Frank and is having an affair with Vic Carlton ( Bob Wagner ) . One night while Frank is supposed to be on the mainland he catches them together in one of the cabins . A fight breaks out , Frank is knocked unconscious and in an u... |
498,381 | 1,355,507 | 439,479 | 1 | It doesn't matter how ugly the road is , we all have to travel down it . Could Brain Fix possibly be the worst horror film ever ? | Brain Fix starts with with a narration by Jeff Feud ( Charles Coplin ) who informs us that he has flown to Mexico & drove out into the middle of nowhere to spend the summer in his Father's clinic . However upon arrival he is assaulted by Sven ( Jiri " George " Petracek ) the scumbag orderly who doesn't believe he is Dr... |
498,351 | 1,355,507 | 863,005 | 1 | The Vatican can go to hell ! Rubbishy low budget The Exorcist rip-off that's thirty five years too late . | Blackwater Valley Exorcism is set on a small town ranch where teenager Isabelle ( Kristin Erickson ) is found wandering around covered in dog's blood . Her parents Ely ( Randy Colton ) & Blanche ( Leslie Fleming-Mitchell ) own the ranch & are deeply worried about their daughter , recently she has not been herself & is ... |
496,930 | 1,355,507 | 65,852 | 1 | I feel so helpless just sitting here watching . Having just watched Horror of the Blood Monsters I know how she feels , absolutely terrible . | Horror of the Blood Monsters starts out by giving the impression that it's a Vampire film with some inane stupid narration ( by someone called Brother Theodore apparently , uncredited ) that claims Vampires are widespread on Earth & are slowly taking over the human race . These Vampires were created when alien Vampires... |
496,923 | 1,355,507 | 69,745 | 1 | Have you set your hands on the fiend , the sadist I mean , the murderer who kills with his mouth . Another bomb from Jesus ' I have no talent ' Franco . | Les Avaleues , or under one of it's many alternate titles such as Bare Breasted Countess , Erotic Kill , Female Vampire , Insatiable Lust , Jacula ( ! ) , The Last Thrill & The Loves of Irina as they get more & more obscure , starts on the Portuguese island of Maderia where Countess Irina Karlstein ( Lina Romay ) is li... |
497,001 | 1,355,507 | 213,248 | 1 | Shower of Sht more like , another terrible low budget horror flick . | Shower of Blood is set in Galloway County where women have been mysteriously disappearing & their cannibalised bodies turning up , a killer is on the loose ! Lovers Kurt ( Dave Larsen ) & Lisa ( Lia Montelongo ) along with three of their friends , Megan ( Robin Brown ) who seems to fart a lot , Heather ( Melissa Mounti... |
498,925 | 1,355,507 | 929,239 | 1 | Another terrible zero budget shot on a camcorder piece of crap horror film . | The Last is set in San Francisco where Professor Wombat is studying an ancient artifact he discovered at an archaeological dig somewhere in Saudi Arabia , a strange orb like relic with blood inside . Having sent a sample off to a company called GeneTech for analysis the boss of GeneTech Sam Faulkner realises that the s... |
497,741 | 1,355,507 | 884,237 | 1 | Absolutely dreadful pseudo computer game masquerading as a horror film . | Carnivorous starts as Kate ( Leah Rose ) gets a flat tyre while driving in some isolated woods somewhere , soon after a guy ( Chris Flieller ) comes along in a truck & abducts her after knocking her out with a shovel . Kate wakes up to find herself tapped inside what looks like a huge labyrinth that is populated by awf... |
497,919 | 1,355,507 | 109,895 | 1 | As terrible as they come . | Ghoulies IV starts in a museum storage facility where PVC & leather clad blonde Alexandra ( Stacie Randall ) is looking for a ancient jewel , after offing various guards she summon the demon Faust who she worships & wants to have sex with , unfortunately she lost the jewel so he's not very happy & orders her to get the... |
499,149 | 1,355,507 | 346,811 | 1 | We just landed on monster island . Awful , awful , awful , avoid at all costs . | The Curse of the Komodo starts on an isolated island near Hawaii as an army special forces operation is secretly taking place which ends up with them all being killed by a huge genetically engineered Komodo . The army have gotten cold feet over the experiment & orders the project leader Professor Nathan Phipps ( Willia... |
496,841 | 1,355,507 | 447,604 | 1 | Terrible no budget horror thriller crap . | At Dawn They Sleep tells the tale of two drug dealing friends , Stephen ( editor , cinematographer , writer , producer , director , etc , Brian Paulin ) & Ian ( producer , cinematographer , etc , Rich George ) who get bitten by two angels who they decide to sleep with . Unfortunately the bite of an angel turns the vict... |
499,335 | 1,355,507 | 681,749 | 1 | Oh no , another awful moral drama one . . . | Quincy M . E . : A Test for the Living starts as Lt . Monahan ( Garry Walberg ) & the LAPD find the body of an eight year old boy named Stevie who had escaped from a home for the mentally retarded . Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) performs the autopsy but is puzzled to find no abnormalities in Stevie's brai... |
497,081 | 1,355,507 | 681,788 | 1 | When is an episode of Quincy not an episode of Quincy ? | Quincy M . E . : Has Anbody Here Seen Quincy ? sees Los Angeles coroner & chief medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) having car trouble , he just can't make it into work . Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) exasperated , he then gets a visit from the chief coroner Dr . Hiro ( Yuki Shimoda ) who Lt . Monahan ( Garry Walb... |
499,152 | 1,355,507 | 408,309 | 1 | Awful , awful , awful . All the bad reviews & comments are true ! | Vampires Vs . Zombies starts with the breaking news that the unidentified disease that is spreading across America leaves the sufferer with homicidal & cannibalistic tendencies . . . Travis Fontaine ( C . S . Munro ) & his teenage daughter Jenna ( Bonny Giroux ) listen to the radio as they drive along the isolated back... |
497,021 | 1,355,507 | 681,845 | 1 | I am not a laboratory rat ! The worst episode of Quincy ever . | Quincy M . E . : The Cutting Edge starts as Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) & crime scene photographer Ed ( Eddie Garrett ) are helping out after an accident at a pipe yard , they find six injured men including fork lift truck driver Kenny Kelso ( Paul Rudd ) who has lost an arm . Quincy stabilises Kenny & ... |
497,412 | 1,355,507 | 366,518 | 1 | Terrible purely because of the awful twist ending . | Breaking Dawn starts in a Californian college as Professor Simon ( associate producer Joe Morton ) tells his students that they have to perform an intensive six week study of a mental patient in Cape State Hospital as a crucial part of their education , fail & they will never become qualified Doctors . A bright , young... |
497,121 | 1,355,507 | 79,074 | 1 | OK , OK as far as I'm concerned you can eat sht . Dracula Sucks sucks . | Dracula Sucks starts with the arrival of Richard Renfield ( Richard Bulik ) & his Aunt Irene ( Patricia Manning ) at a sanatorium owned & run by Dr . Arthur Seward ( John Leslie ) & his sister Dr . Sybil Seward ( Kay Parker ) . It appears that Renfield has been suffering from nightmares & sleepless nights so his Aunt h... |
498,669 | 1,355,507 | 296,766 | 1 | I didn't think they have listings for exorcists in the yellow pages . Awful . | Inheritance tells the tale of sinister old lady Lillian Baker ( Marjorie Nelson ) & her kind hearted , good natured carer Abigail Nielsen ( Jen Taylor ) . Abigail feels sorry for Lillian & does her best to keep her happy , however one fateful night Lillian passes away in her sleep . Abigail is obviously upset & attends... |
499,074 | 1,355,507 | 82,084 | 1 | I have a real intense dislike for this film . | Bloody Birthday opens to a shot of Meadowvale General Hospital . There three babies are being born at precisely the same time during a total eclipse . A caption informs us that it is now ' Meadowvale , California June 1 , 1980 ' . Two teenage lovers , Duke Benson ( Ben Marley ) and Annie Smith ( Erica Hope ) are gettin... |
498,531 | 1,355,507 | 86,486 | 1 | Lets get some bottles & make Molotov cocktails like in school . One of the worst films ever made & it's no surprise that Jesus Franco is the man behind it ! | La Tumba de los Muertos Vivientes , or Oasis of the Zombies as it's more commonly known among English speaking audiences although I like the IMDb listed alternate title of Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies but it's still a lousy film under any title , starts with two young women arriving at a desert oasis in the middle of Afri... |
496,919 | 1,355,507 | 273,057 | 2 | Rubbishy horror / thriller / mystery type thing . | Jon Good's Wife ( simply one of the worst titles for a film ever ) , or The Red Right Hand ( another absolutely awful sounding title that means nothing & has no relevance to the film ) under which I saw it , is set in ' Salem , Massachusettes 1978 ' ( incidently the year I was born which was quite possibly the best thi... |
498,446 | 1,355,507 | 112,750 | 2 | Terrible thriller which has the most slow motion scenes ever . | Crying Freeman starts in San Francisco as Yo Hinomura AKA the Crying Freeman ( Mark Dacascos ) who works as an assassin for the Sons of the Dragon kills Takeshi Shimazaki ( Kevin Ohtsji ) & a couple of his bodyguards ( Tong Lung & Kiyoto Matumoto ) all witnessed by vacationing painter Emu O'Hara ( Julie Condra ) but Fr... |
498,968 | 1,355,507 | 91,142 | 2 | Absolutely terrible film which makes no sense whatever anyone says . | Gothic is set in Geneva at the Villa Deodati where English poet Lord Byron ( Gabriel Byrne ) lives in a self imposed exile . Percy Shelley ( Julian Sands ) his lover Mary Godwin ( Miranda Richardson ) & her sister Claire ( Myriam Cyr ) all turn up wanting to spend some quality time with Byron & have some fun , Byron in... |
498,155 | 1,355,507 | 325,228 | 2 | Look ! A door ! Another rubbishy low budget piece of horror crap . | Death Factory starts as flashy annoying git Francis ( David Kalamus ) & his annoying girlfriend Leticia ( Rhoda Jordan ) tell their equally annoying friends Rachel ( Lisa Jay ) & her boyfriend Derek ( Jeff Ryan ) plus Louisa ( Karla Zamudio ) & the nerdy yet still very annoying Troy ( Jason Flowers ) that they are all ... |
498,228 | 1,355,507 | 52,609 | 2 | It might be nice to have a future , even a petty little one . Absolutely awful 50's monster film . | Beast from Haunted Cave is set in a ski resort & on the snowy slopes somewhere in South Dakota called ' Happiness Lodge ' where a quartet of thieves , Alexander Ward ( Frank Wolff ) , Gypsy Boulet ( Sheila Noonan ) , Marty Jones ( Richard Sinatra ) & Byron Smith ( Wally Campo ) , intend to rob the local bank & use an e... |
497,072 | 1,355,507 | 77,912 | 2 | Can movies get any worse ? | This is a really obscure horror / gore film from the late seventies directed by the very untalented Jack Weis and starring the equally untalented Curt Dawson and Gwent Arment ( who ? ! ) . Basically it has some nutter running around picking up prostitutes and taking them back to his house , wherein he has built some so... |
497,952 | 1,355,507 | 209,972 | 2 | Boring rubbish with a political message ! | City of Blood starts in ' Africa 2 , 000 Years Ago ' where two native tribesman are killed , one by a decapitated head on a swinging rope ( ! ) & the other by having his head bashed in . . . Jump forward to the 80 ' & Johannesburg , South Africa where chief medical examiner Joe Hendersen ( Joe Stewardson ) has been cal... |
499,399 | 1,355,507 | 281,919 | 2 | You have to be mean if you want to make green . Awful horror film . | How to Make a Monster starts with Faye Clayton ( producer Colleen Camp ) firing her team of software programmer's when the latest game called ' Evilution ' that they are working on receives disastrous test previews & the search is on for a new team . This is where Peter Drummond ( Steven Culp ) , Bug ( Jason Marsden ) ... |
498,432 | 1,355,507 | 122,685 | 2 | Vampires need blood that's not contaminated by human semen . Worthless . | Riti , Magie Nere e Segrete Orge nel Trecento ( which translates into English as Rites , Black Magic and Secret Orgies in the Fourteenth Century apparently ) , or Black Magic Rites as it's more commonly known as along with other suggestive titles such as The Horrible Orgies of Count Dracula & The Reincarnation of Isabe... |
499,460 | 1,355,507 | 144,964 | 2 | Poor big budget continuation of the Highlander series . | Connor MacCleod ( Christopher Lambert ) narrates an on screen caption that goes " in the days before memory , there were the immortals . We were with you then . And we are with you now . We are driven by the endless fight to survive in a game which knows no limit of time or place , we are the seeds of legend , but our ... |
498,195 | 1,355,507 | 105,446 | 2 | So , we've got a naked dead girl with her bashed in jumping off a roof . Awful awful , awful . | Soulmate sis set in the American town of Hillsdale where famous horror book author Richard Wayborn ( Tristan Rogers ) is approached by a student named Laura ( Melissa Moore ) who asks's him for his autograph having just seen him conduct at lecture at her college . Richard becomes very friendly & ask's Laura if she woul... |
497,383 | 1,355,507 | 451,085 | 2 | Another zero budget shot on a camcorder horror film piece of crap . | Insecticidal is set in some female sorority house where wannabe scientist Cami ( Meghan Heffern ) has been working on a project to reactivate dormant genes in insects , not sure why but we all need a hobby I suppose . The other girls aren't too happy with Cammi & her bugs running around the place so Josi ( Rhonda Dent ... |
499,268 | 1,355,507 | 1,105,742 | 2 | Awful Sc-Fi Channel ' Creature Feature ' Swamp Thing rip-off . | Swamp Devil starts as city girl Melanie Blaine ( Cindy Sampson ) gets a phone call from a guy named Jimmy Fuller ( Nicolas Wright ) who claims to have known her when they were young children in Melanie's home town of Gibbington , Jimmy pleads with Melanie to come back to Gibbington to see her father Howard ( Bruce Dern... |
497,968 | 1,355,507 | 69,895 | 2 | Nothing to get excited about , rather amateurish & boring . | The Crazies is set in a small Pennsylvanian town called Evans City . The film starts with with a man having killed his wife setting fire to his house for no apparent reason . Major Ryder ( Harry Spillman ) of the United States Army and his men have arrived in Evans City after a recent plane crash . The plane crashed in... |
499,251 | 1,355,507 | 65,580 | 2 | Don't you realise you get uglier each time you get old ? Contender for the worst Hammer film I've seen so far . . . | Countess Dracula starts with ageing Countess Elizabeth Nodosheen ( Ingrid Pitt ) attending her late husbands funeral when a young handsome soldier by the name of Imre Toth ( Sandor Eles ) appears . Cue opening credits which play over a 1896 painting by Hungarian artist Istvan Csok , it depicts the real Countess Erzsebe... |
496,836 | 1,355,507 | 118,063 | 2 | We may have a global nightmare on our hands . More cheap crap from Wynorski . | Vampirella starts on a distant planet called Drakulon 30 centuries ago where a race of Vampires live in harmony & feed on artificial blood , well most do because there's one named Vlad ( Roger Daltery ) who likes to drink blood straight from the source & for his crimes he is about to be sentenced when his gang , which ... |
498,855 | 1,355,507 | 299,712 | 2 | You have a good heart , I know a lot of people who'd like that heart in their icebox . Total crap . | They Crawl starts with a runaway bus demolishing half of Los Angeles & crashing , Detective Gina O'Bannon ( Tamara Davis ) is on the case . Glen ( Ken Lerner ) the coroner does an autopsy on the bus driver ( Jerry Kernion ) & discovers that the driver has strange electricity burns on his body & his insides were gone . ... |
497,122 | 1,355,507 | 381,985 | 2 | You will not be punished . . . unless you really deserve it . - that's OK then . Another bomb from Jesus ' I have no talent ' Franco . | Des Diamants Pour L'Enfer , or as the copy I saw was titled Women Behind Bars , starts on the 15th May , 1975 in a small Central American port where 3 masked bandits raid a boat named the ' Ding Hao ' owned by eccentric millionaire Rufus Hackerman to steal a load of uncut diamonds , as the three make their getaway one ... |
498,532 | 1,355,507 | 35,640 | 2 | I warn you . . . it's frightening . Very poor horror even for the 40's , why didn't Lugosi just have a hair cut & a damn good shave ? | The Ape Man starts as famed ghost hunter Agatha Brewster ( Minerva Urecal ) returns from Europe to be greeted by Dr . George Randall ( Henry Hall ) & newspaper headlines that scream ' Dr . Brewster disappears ' , the same Dr . James Brewster ( Bela Lugosi ) who just happens to be her Brother . Dr . Randall reveals that... |
499,237 | 1,355,507 | 65,727 | 2 | Police speculate that this bizarre crime is the work of a psychopath . Fantastic title for a terrible zero-budget horror film . | Flesh Feast starts at Miami Airport , ace reporter Dan Carter ( Harry Kerwin , he is also credited as production designer ) phones his mate Ed Casey ( Phil Philbin ) to let him know that he has just returned from South America where he has been investigating Carl Schuman ( Doug Foster ) & that he was onto a big story b... |
498,049 | 1,355,507 | 461,826 | 2 | Another terrible Film to Keep You Awake , or rather send you to sleep . . . | Películas Para no Dormir : Adivina Quién Soy is set in Spain where a nurse named Angela ( Goya Toledo ) lives in an apartment with her young daughter Estrella ( Nerea Inchausti ) . Together they manage but Estrella sometimes gets lonely & has no friends , except for the imaginary friends from all the horror films she w... |
497,382 | 1,355,507 | 450,827 | 2 | I'm going to make those zombies regret the day they died . For my money this is absolutely terrible . | Películas Para no Dormir : Cuento de Navidad is set in a small Spanish town during Christmas 1985 . Five young friends named Koldo ( Christian Casas ) , Peti ( Roge Babia ) , Tito ( Paul Poch ) , Eugenio ( Daniel Casadellà ) & Moni ( Ivana Baquero ) find a woman dressed as Santa Claus stuck in a large hole in the local... |
497,704 | 1,355,507 | 435,631 | 2 | Just about as bad as they come folks . . . | Demon Hunter is set in modern day Los Angeles where half demon half man Jake Greyman ( Sean Patrick Flanery ) has an ugly job , he works for the Catholic church as a demon hunter who uses his powers to rid the streets of various unpleasant demons . His latest mission is a young girl & ex-prostitute named Maria ( Lea Mo... |
497,474 | 1,355,507 | 47,149 | 2 | Those eyes . . . those horrible eyes ! Almost unwatchable 50's sci-fi rubbish . | Killers from Space starts as scientist Dr . Doug Martin ( Peter Graves ) is monitoring the aftermath of an atomic bomb test detonation at Soledad Flats in Nevada from a military jet , Dr . Martin sees a strange flashing light which when approached causes the jet to crash . Doug's wife Ellen Martin ( Barbara Bestar ) is... |
499,101 | 1,355,507 | 95,889 | 2 | Pretty bad haunted house horror film . | After the spooky events of Poltergeist ( 1982 ) and Poltergeist II : The Other Side ( 1986 ) Carol Anne ( Heather O'Rourke ) now lives in a high-rise apartment block somewhere in Chicago with her Aunt , Patricia ( Nancy Allen ) her husband Bruce Gardner ( Tom Skerritt ) and his daughter from a previous marriage Donna (... |
498,949 | 1,355,507 | 197,996 | 2 | Sucks harder than any Vampire ever could . . . | Vampires Anonymous starts in Los Angeles where Vampire Vic Weller ( Paul Popowich ) needs help controlling his addiction to blood so he calls Vampires Anonymous who run a twelve step program for Vampires . A program designed to make Vampires not want to drink human blood & be there if they need help or are having troub... |
498,079 | 1,355,507 | 447,448 | 2 | Worst film ever ? Maybe . . . This just isn't bad , it's REALLY bad . | The Slaughterhouse Massacre starts at a Dallas college during 2003 where everyone is about to break up for the spring break , two couples Bobby ( Vaedynn Orland ) & Tina ( Stacey Denson ) plus Justin ( Maurizio Rasti ) & Stacey ( Shaila Vaidya ) decide to have a party that night . At the party their friend Stoner ( Jac... |
497,550 | 1,355,507 | 293,961 | 2 | Absolutely terrible . | The Trip starts as eight college friends begin a trip from Los Angeles to Arizona for reasons which aren't important , up front in the sports car it's Carl ( Larry Bagby ) & his girlfriend Devan ( Courtney Cole ) along with Garry ( Michael Chamberlain ) & his stash of ecstasy that they plan on selling , then in the off... |
498,039 | 1,355,507 | 65,851 | 2 | I can't have you wondering around the countryside chopping up the population ! Hammer took their Frankenstein franchise in a different direction and failed miserably . | We start in school as a young Victor Frankenstein ( Ralph Bates ) is bored and decides looking at anatomy sketches would be more fun at which his teacher ( Neil Wilson ) is offended by . Arriving home at his Castle , Victor finds his Father , Baron Frankenstein ( George Belbin ) has just had sex with the 16 ( ! ) year ... |
499,482 | 1,355,507 | 1,127,177 | 2 | Another rubbish Sci-Fi Channel ' Creature Feature ' . | Croc is set in Thailand where American Jack McQuade ( Peter Tuinstra ) runs a zoo for locals & tourists with his nephew Theo ( Scott Hazell ) . Greedy property developer Cao Konsong ( Wasan Junsook ) wants to shut the zoo since he wants to build a road through it & resorts to underhanded tactics to achieve this , Cao's... |
496,902 | 1,355,507 | 74,670 | 2 | Absolutely worthless attempt at exploitation , very disappointing . | Ilsa , Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks starts somewhere in a Middle Eastern desert as a special delivery of three crates are made to the Palace of Sheik El Sharif ( Jerry Delony as Victor Alexander ) where he likes to use & abuse various pretty young women before selling them to other rich oil Sheik's in slave auctions ... |
498,423 | 1,355,507 | 144,637 | 2 | I wouldn't fck her with his dck . Stupid idiotic nonsense . | Tequila Body Shots starts in Los Angeles where Johnny ( Joseph Lawrence ) tells his two best friends , Al ( Josh Marchette ) & Paul ( Nathan Anderson ) , that he has been invited to a Halloween party in Mexico by someone named Hector ( Rene L . Moreno ) . The three friends decide to go & set off but Al & Paul become ve... |
498,396 | 1,355,507 | 91,990 | 2 | Another 80's slasher & this one is worse than usual . | Sorority House Massacre starts as Beth ( Angela O'Neill ) arrives at her friends sorority house to stop over for the weekend to see whether she will join the house , herself , Linda ( Wendy Martel ) , Sara ( Pamela Ross ) & Tracy ( Nicole Rio ) all intend to have heaps of fun over the forthcoming weekend . However thin... |
499,457 | 1,355,507 | 67,192 | 2 | Very , very poor . | A fat , ugly , bearded down on his luck & unsuccessful ( for good reason ) artist named Malcolm ( Bo Brundin ) finds paying the rent where he lives in New York City a little tough . So during the pre-credit sequence Malcolm breaks into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and tries to steal her money and jewe... |
497,455 | 1,355,507 | 196,158 | 2 | Real bottom of the barrel stuff from everyone involved . | Ticker is set in San Francisco where narcotics cop Detective Ray Nettles ( Tom Sizemore ) & his partner Detective Art ' Fuzzy ' Rice ( Nas ) are following up on a lead when they come across IRA terrorist & bomb expert Alex Swan ( Dennis Hopper ) & his woman Claire Manning ( Jamie Pressly ) , Fuzzy is shot dead & Swan e... |
499,144 | 1,355,507 | 209,264 | 2 | All the awful reviews & comments are true , Python is terrible . | Python starts in the sky over the Californian town of Ruby where during a violent thunderstorm a cargo plane crashes into the nearby woods . . . Roberta ( Kathleen Lambert ) & Lisa ( LoriDawn Messuri ) are having lesbian sex in their tent in the very same woods when they are attacked by something large & very unfriendl... |
497,655 | 1,355,507 | 74,875 | 2 | A rather dull , uneventful and frankly boring revenge film that has an incredibly misleading title . | The opening of Massacre at Central High has the credits play over shots of the films main character David ( Derrel Maury ) running along a road and across beach in Southern California to an awful song called ' crossroads ' . It's David's first day at school after having recently moved to the area . His friend Mark ( An... |
498,951 | 1,355,507 | 331,468 | 2 | Awful film that can't seem to decide what it wants to be . | Cold Creek Manor starts off in New York City where high flying businesswoman Leah Tilson ( Sharon Stone ) & her low budget documentary film-making husband Cooper ( Dennis Quaid ) decide to leave the big city behind & take their two young children Jesse ( Ryan Wilson ) & Kristen ( Kristen Stewart ) & buy a large house o... |
499,009 | 1,355,507 | 486,592 | 2 | Absolutely terrible rip-off of several other better films . | Guardians is set in a world where a secret organisation protects Earth & it's habitants from evil forces , they travel around in a cheap van defeating Vampires & monsters & generally making the world a better & safer place to live . Team leader Alex ( Shannon Watson ) is alerted to the presence of monsters in a small U... |
498,891 | 1,355,507 | 473,393 | 2 | Another terrible zero budget piece of crap . | Shapeshifter is set in a state prison where state law demands the warden has to have a minimum number of female deputies , ex-soldier Ginny Lydon ( Jennifer Lee Wiggins ) gets the job . It's Ginny's first night & she's placed in the low security wing where they keep the none violent & mentally unbalance prisoners , a n... |
497,827 | 1,355,507 | 366,292 | 2 | Another awful Asian ghost film . | Chakushin Ari is set in Japan where teenager Yumi Nakamura ( Kou Shibasaki ) attends University , while eating out her friend Yoko Okazaki ( Anna Nagata ) receives a call on her mobile . Yoko missed the call but a voice message was left , the strange message is dated the 18th April which is two days away & came from he... |
498,114 | 1,355,507 | 756,689 | 2 | Great attention grabbing title for an awful film . . . | Mexican Werewolf in Texas is set in the small border town of Furlough where Anna ( Erika Fay ) lives , her best friend is Rosie ( Martine Hughes ) & she has a Mexican boyfriend named Miguel ( Gabriel Gutierrez ) who are determined to track a beast down that has been terrorising the town , killing livestock & several re... |
497,014 | 1,355,507 | 486,569 | 2 | Do you know why divorce is so expensive ? Because it's worth it . Rubbish . | Saquatch Mountain , also known as Devil on the Mountain which is what I saw it under , is set in a small rural backwoods American town where a young woman named Erin ( Cerina Vincent ) is drifting through on her way to a new life somewhere , not that that matters though because while driving along Erin is involved in a... |
499,276 | 1,355,507 | 486,577 | 2 | More low budget horror crap . | Feral starts on Highway Forty-Five where a lot of animals have been disappearing recently & their mutilated bodies turning up shortly after , the local Sheriff ( Louis Dupuy ) is on the case . Willing to help him are a young couple named Stacey ( composer , producer & director Merill Capps ) & Michelle ( Sheena Dodds )... |
497,491 | 1,355,507 | 404,032 | 2 | I really hated this . | The Exorcism of Emily Rose starts on a rural US farm where a county medical examiner ( Terence Kelly ) pronounces nineteen year old Emily Rose ( Jennifer Carpenter ) dead & says he can't be sure that she died of natural causes . After examining the evidence about how Emily died shortly after an exorcism performed by Fa... |
499,422 | 1,355,507 | 60,290 | 2 | Frankly , I'm terribly worried . Really bad mid 60's obscure horror . | Death Curse of Tartu is set in the Florida Everglades where Ed ( Fred Pinero ) & his wife Julie Tison ( Babette Sherrill ) are anthropology teachers who are educating some teens out in the field . They are supposed to meet up with Ed's mate Sam Gunter ( Frank Weed ( ! ) who is also listed in the credits as ' Animal Tra... |
498,233 | 1,355,507 | 443,527 | 2 | Another totally crap ' Film to Die For ' . | The Hamiltons tells the story of the four Hamilton siblings , teenager Francis ( Cory Knauf ) , twins Wendell ( Joseph McKelheer ) & Darlene ( Mackenzie Firgens ) & the eldest David ( Samuel ) who is now the surrogate parent in charge . The Hamilton's move house a lot , Franics is unsure why & is unhappy with the way t... |
499,184 | 1,355,507 | 416,821 | 2 | A sequel that's just as bad if not worse than the rubbishy original . | Horror 102 : Endgame is set in an old abandoned Insane Asylum where several high school / university students are staying as part of a school project field trip , however the care taker Owen ( Michael Moon ) tells of the asylum's dark past & that it is apparently haunted by the tormented spirits of it's previous abused... |
498,850 | 1,355,507 | 1,028,528 | 2 | I am amazed at how much I disliked it . | Death Proof starts in Austin Texas where radio show host Jungle Julia Lacai ( Sydney Poitier ) & two of her friends stop off at a bar where they meet a guy who calls himself Stuntman Mike ( Kurt Russell ) who turns out to be a mad psycho who uses his ' death proof ' car to murder young girls & he intends for the three ... |
497,377 | 1,355,507 | 465,616 | 2 | Badly written , badly lit low budget horror comedy . | Stagknight is set in England where Brian ( Simeon Willis ) has been taken on a stag weekend by nine of his mates , an isolated cottage deep in the countryside for a paint-balling competition . However the owner of the cottage has other plans for them as she makes them chant an ancient spell ( don't ask ) which unleashe... |
497,456 | 1,355,507 | 64,369 | 2 | Warning : This program contains Nudity , Sexual Situations , Violence and a Blackmailing - Suicidally - Homicidal - Pyromaniac - Sissy - Boy ! | Out of all the films I could have chosen , it had to be this . When I was last in New York I went into a Times Square store and out of the hundreds of DVD's they had I chose Joel M . Reeds Bloodsucking Freaks ( 1976 ) and this , on a double feature DVD that also included Seeds of Sin ( 1968 ) , did I regret it ? Read o... |
499,452 | 1,355,507 | 443,626 | 2 | Awful . | The Salena Incident is set in Arizona where six death row inmates are being transfered from the state prison for reasons never explained , while driving along the heavily armed prison bus gets a flat & the driver is forced to pull off the road . Then two blonde birds turn up & after seducing the incompetent prison guar... |
499,026 | 1,355,507 | 395,706 | 2 | Another rubbishy sci-fi channel film . | Phantom Force starts a few hundred years ago on the open Aegean Seas as a ship's crew become possessed by something from another dimension . . . Jump to the present & about 30 miles outside Moscow where local TV news crews report that armed terrorists have seized a chemical plant & are holding up to 30 people hostage ,... |
498,741 | 1,355,507 | 681,883 | 2 | More rubbishy outdated moral issues raised in the most boring way . | Quincy M . E . : Women of Valor starts as unlicensed midwife Olivia Allen ( Lynn Hamilton ) is approached in the street by a woman who begs her to help deliver her friends baby , against her better judgement Olivia agrees but there are complications & the baby suffers from breathing problems . Olivia takes the baby to ... |
497,016 | 1,355,507 | 681,879 | 2 | Another awful Quincy episode from the dreaded season eight . | Quincy M . E . : Whatever Happened to Morris Perlmutter ? starts as seventy-two year old Violet Watson ( Louise Lewis ) is shot dead in her own home by a burglar , her sister Eugenia ( Rosemary DeCamp ) finds the body & briefly sees the killer . Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) does the autopsy but he has fe... |
497,638 | 1,355,507 | 79,082 | 2 | Drearily dull horror film . | After the bizarre opening on screen caption that reads " THIS FILM SHOULD BE PLAYED LOUD " and the credits we are introduced to total loser Reno Miller ( director Abel Ferrara as Jimmy Laine on the credits ) and his girlfriend Carol ( Carolyn Marz ) . They live in an apartment in New York , along with rock chick Pamela... |
498,222 | 1,355,507 | 479,202 | 2 | More low budget independent crap that's not worth a second of your time . | Urban Nightmare starts as Voodoo Dogs gang leader Terence Smith ( Walt Slowe ) discovers his Grandmother dead , she had been in the middle of a Voodoo ceremony & the caring kid that Terence is he decides to steal her book of magic & use it for himself . . . Detective Mike Rogers ( writer & director Tom Breedlove ) is i... |
498,803 | 1,355,507 | 117,002 | 2 | A must for insomniacs . | Mary Reilly is set in Victorian London where Mary Reilly ( Julia Roberts ) is a housemaid to a Dr . Henry Jekyll ( John Malkovich ) , he treats her & the rest of the servants well so she is relatively satisfied with her life . However , the calmness of the household is broken when Jekyll starts to stay out all night , ... |
498,284 | 1,355,507 | 95,652 | 3 | Very disappointing . | Monkey Shines starts as athlete Allan Mann ( Jason Beghe ) is hit by a truck while out running , he is taken to hospital where Dr . John Wiseman ( Stanley Tucci ) operates & saves his life but unfortunately Allan is left as a wheel chair bound quadriplegic who only has movement in his neck & face . Obviously depressed ... |
498,687 | 1,355,507 | 118,652 | 3 | Confusing nonsense . | The Attic Expeditions starts with the revelation that Trevor Blackburn ( Andras Jones ) has murdered his fiancé Faith ( Beth Bates ) . After a medical procedure went awry Trevor has been in a coma for the past four years in a sanatorium for the criminally insane run by the sinister Dr . Ek ( Jeffrey Combs ) . Trevor re... |
497,317 | 1,355,507 | 466,875 | 3 | Your not only telling me I was raped & murdered tonight but my Grandfather was eaten ? Terrible . | Left in Darkness starts on the 21st birthday of parentless Celia ( Monica Keena ) who goes along to a frat party with her best friend Justine ( Jessica Stroup ) as way of celebration . However a scumbag guy named Doug ( Chris Engen ) & his mates spike Celia's drink & when she's suitably unconscious Doug rapes her . Cel... |
498,339 | 1,355,507 | 431,114 | 3 | More straight-to-video shot in Bulgaria action film junk from Seagal . | Today You Die starts as honourable criminal Harlan banks ( producer Steven Seagal ) is hired by sinister businessman Max Stevens ( Kevin Tighe ) to drive a security vehicle with $20 , 000 , 000 of cash in the back from point ' A ' a Las Vegas casino to point ' B ' him , sounds simple right ? Well what Max forgot to tel... |
497,182 | 1,355,507 | 156,413 | 3 | Seen it all before in a virtually bloodless slasher . . . | The Clown at Midnight tells the story of teen Kate Williams ( Sarah Lessaz ) who recently discovered she was adopted , her real mother an opera singer named Lorraine Sedgewick ( Vicki Marentette ) having been brutally stabbed to death supposedly by a jealous lover after a performance of Pagliacci , a tragic play about ... |
499,070 | 1,355,507 | 83,661 | 3 | Some interesting individual parts but as a whole it's poor . | Blood Tide starts as newly wed couple Neil ( Martin Kove ) & Sherry Grice ( Mary Louise Weller ) are using their honeymoon time to search various Greek islands in an attempt to find Neil's missing sister Madeline ( Deborah Shelton ) . Following a clue Neil & Sherry arrive on one such Greek island where they ask the may... |
498,530 | 1,355,507 | 118,604 | 3 | I don't know what kind of friend this jerk is to you but he ate my spleen . Absolutely terrible sequel to the original classic . | An American Werewolf in Paris follows the fortunes of three young American tourists , Andy ( Tom Everett Scott ) , Chris ( Phil Buckman ) & Brad ( Vince Vieluf ) who arrive in Paris where Andy decides he wants to bungee jump off the Eiffel Tower , whatever turns you on I suppose . They hide in the Tower & when the coas... |
497,733 | 1,355,507 | 382,628 | 3 | Didn't do much for me at all . | Dark Water is set in New York where Dahlia Williams ( Jennifer Connelly ) is undergoing a bitter divorce from her husband Kyle ( Dougray Scott ) with custody of their young six year old daughter Cecilia ( Ariel Grade ) becoming very nasty . Dahlia & Cecilia move into an apartment on Roosevelt island , it's a bit of a d... |
497,053 | 1,355,507 | 101,256 | 3 | Isn't someone going to answer that phone ? Terrible sequel . | 976-EVIL 2 : The Astral Factor starts at Slate River college where the dean Mr . Grubeck ( Rene Assa ) has just murdered pretty blonde teenager Lori Glazier ( Karen-Mayo Chandler ) which brings his murder count to five girls , this time however a drunk bum named Turrell ( George ' Buck ' Flower ) is witness to his crim... |
499,187 | 1,355,507 | 244,941 | 3 | Toothless mystery thriller horror slasher . | Horror 101 starts as a psychology class at a high school taught by Allison James ( Bo Derek ) are told that the term is coming to an end & that their final assignments must be presented soon with the very last class due for late one Thursday night . The eight students prepare to present their work but one of their numb... |
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