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499,024 | 1,355,507 | 95,716 | 3 | Poorly made supernatural I Spit On Your Grave . . . | Necromancer is set in Los Angeles where three friends Paul DuShane ( Stan Hurwitz ) , Carl Caulder ( Edward A . Wright ) & Allan ( Shawn Eisner ) break into Professor Charles DeLong's ( Russ Tamblyn ) office to steal the answers for an important test , what they don't know is that they are not alone . Fellow student th... |
497,807 | 1,355,507 | 112,826 | 3 | Not good . | Deadly Invasion : The Killer Bee Nightmare is set in the small Californian town of Blossom Meadows where Chad ( Robert Hays ) & Karen Ingram ( Nancy Stafford ) along with their three children have recently moved to after buying a local farmhouse & apple orchard . Also moving into Blossom Meadows are far more unwelcome ... |
498,167 | 1,355,507 | 493,409 | 3 | I didn't like it . | The Devil's Den starts late one night as friends Quinn ( Devon Sawa ) & Nick ( Steven Schub ) pull up outside a strip bar called the ' Devil's Den ' & pop inside to enjoy the entertainment . Unfortunately their night turns sour when the strippers turn out be flesh eating ghouls , Nick is wasted while Quinn barely escap... |
497,076 | 1,355,507 | 462,362 | 3 | Reasonable idea , rubbish execution . | The Insatiable is set in Los Angeles where Harry Balbo ( Sean Patrick Flannery ) witnesses a female Vampire named Tatiana ( Charlotte Ayanna ) killing a homeless guy in an alley , he becomes obsessed with her & trying to track her down in order to kill her . However after Harry does track Tatiana down he cannot bring h... |
496,854 | 1,355,507 | 424,890 | 3 | What about that guy named Guy ? Rubbish low budget horror . | The Choke starts as a rock band known as The Choke prepare for a gig at a nightclub called ' Club 905 ' owned & run by Guy Johnson ( Andrew Parker ) . Lead singer Dylan ( Sean Cook ) & guitar player Mike ( Jason McKee ) plan to tell the other band members , bass player London ( Brooke Bailey ) & drummer Nancy ( Tom Ols... |
497,883 | 1,355,507 | 975,751 | 3 | Very disappointing Doctor Who DVD documentary . | The Tunnel Effect is a 15 minute long documentary featured on the Doctor Who DVD of Robot ( 1975 ) , Tom Baker's first story & focuses on how designer Bernard Lodge created the iconic opening sequence & the diamond Doctor Who logo . To start Lodge gives a bit of background on himself & how he became a graphic designer ... |
499,235 | 1,355,507 | 91,178 | 3 | This is just a filthy pigment of my diseased imagination . Unscary & unfunny comedy horror . | Haunted Honeymoon is set in the 1930's & starts in a radio studio where ' Manhattan Mystery Theatre ' is going out live , actor Larry Abbot ( Gene Wilder ) & his co-star Vickie Pearle ( Gila Radner , Wilder's then wife & her last film before she died ) are soon to be married . However the engagement to Vickie has set a... |
497,294 | 1,355,507 | 70,603 | 3 | I loved only once in my life , it ended horribly . Poor even by Naschy standards . | El Retorno de Walpurgis , or Curse of the Devil as it's more commonly known amongst English speaking audiences , starts in Medieval Europe where Irineus Daninsky ( Jacinto Molina under his usual Paul Naschy pseudonym ) has a sword fight with some evil spawn of Satan bloke & ends up decapitating him . That night the evi... |
498,602 | 1,355,507 | 112,685 | 3 | Worst one of the series & a pretty crud film all round . | Class of Nuke ' Em High 3 : The Good , the Bad and the Subhumaniod picks up where Class Of Nuke ' Em High Part II : Subhumanoid Meltdown ( 1991 ) finished , the mutant squirrel is blown to kingdom come by the bomb disguised as an Acorn & the Tromaville Institute for Technology is left in ruins . Ace reporter for the Tr... |
499,081 | 1,355,507 | 61,411 | 3 | Disappointing British horror film that has a great title but is pretty lousy to watch . | We open with a scientist named Britewell ( William Wilde ) on an expedition in Africa . We know it's Africa because we get shown stock footage of exotic birds even though most of the time it looks like a cold day in a Britsh forest somewhere . He collects some large Deathshead moth cocoons . Cut to Victorian England wh... |
498,881 | 1,355,507 | 431,340 | 3 | We're not weird Honey , everyone else is . Oh dear , oh dear , oh dear . | Puppet Master vs Demonic Toys starts the day before Christmas Eve as the great grandnephew of alchemist Andre Toulon & toy maker Robert Toulon ( Corey Feldman ) discovers the secret that let his distant relative re-animate inanimate puppets , by using Toulon blood Robert brings to life four of the murderous little pupp... |
498,443 | 1,355,507 | 312,700 | 3 | Sending someone to kill me was your first & last mistake . Another bad Seagal flick . | The Foreigner starts in Paris where undercover agent Jonathan Cold ( Steven Seagal ) is hired by his friend Alexander Marquee ( Philip Dunbar ) to collect a package & deliver it to an address in Germany . Cold agrees but as he takes delivery of the package a load of guy's try to kill him but fail , miserably . Despite ... |
497,902 | 1,355,507 | 365,376 | 3 | Dull as dishwater supernatural drama . | Janghwa , Hongryeon , or A Tale of Two Sisters as it's more commonly known amongst English speaking audiences , starts as two young sisters Soo-Mi ( Su-jeong Lim ) & Soo-Yeon ( Geun-yeong Mun ) return home to their father ( Kap-su Kim ) & stepmother ( Jung-ah Yum ) after spending some time in a mental hospital . Things... |
499,188 | 1,355,507 | 914,813 | 3 | Mega Snake ? More like Mega Turkey . . . | Mega Snake ? More like Mega Turkey . . . Rating 3 This comment may contain spoilers Mega Snake is set in a small town in East Tennessee where Les Daniels ( Michael Shanks ) works as a paramedic & lives on a chicken farm with his old mum & his brother Duff ( John T . Woods ) who happens to be a snake wrangling Christian... |
497,361 | 1,355,507 | 132,451 | 3 | The worst of the series to this point . | Curse of the Puppet Master is set in a small American town where the ever so slightly dim Robert ' Tank ' Winsley ( Josh Green ) works as a lowly gas station attendant for $30 a week , that is until curio collector & owner of a museum of oddities Dr . Magrew ( George Peck ) & his lovely young daughter Jane ( Emily Harr... |
499,181 | 1,355,507 | 87,799 | 3 | I don't get why this is so highly regarded , I really don't . | Night of the Comet starts as the world prepares for a once in a lifetime event , the passing of a 65 million plus year old comet . Instead of watching the light show Regina Belmont ( Catherine Mary Stewart ) decides to spend the night with cinema projectionist Larry Dupree ( Michael Bowen ) in his booth . . . They awak... |
498,202 | 1,355,507 | 264,675 | 3 | At least they didn't blow up the toilets like last year . Terrible low budget slasher . | Head Cheerleader Dead Cheerleader starts late one Halloween night , also the eve of a big football game , as local high-school caretakers George & Earl remove dead animals hanging from the sports field goalposts , put there as a practical joke by some people who obviously have no sense of humour . However George comes ... |
497,099 | 1,355,507 | 872,335 | 3 | Awful , awful , awful . | Serum starts as Eddie ( Derek Phillips ) is delighted to learn he has been accepted into medical school to carry on the family tradition of becoming an MD like his father Richard ( Dennis O'Neill ) & his uncle Eddie ( David H . Hickey ) , however his joy could be short lived as Eddie is involved in an accident & is run... |
499,241 | 1,355,507 | 35,009 | 3 | There's more to this story than just a jug of corn liquor . Dull 40's poverty row mad scientist nonsense . | The Mad Monster starts in Dr . Lorenzo Cameron's ( George Zucco ) laboratory as he perfects his discovery of how to turn a human being into a vicious wolf like monster by injecting animal blood into a human subject who happens to be his dim-witted servant Petro ( Glenn Strange ) , apparently he plans to put the serum a... |
497,298 | 1,355,507 | 83,849 | 3 | Exploitation film lacking enough exploitation elements . | Where do I even start ? ! The film , set in San Francisco , opens with two black guys fighting in Dr . Jekyll's ( James Mathers ) lab . Over this fight a narration by Jekyll informs us of the story up to this point . He says " Great Grandfather Jekyll foolishly used his own body as a subject for experimentation , that ... |
498,023 | 1,355,507 | 78,067 | 3 | An EEG will pick up any brain activity , from a fart to a nervous break-down . Really sloooooooooooooow . | Patrick starts with Patrick ( Robert Thompson ) himself killing his Mom ( Carole Ann-Aylett ) & her lover ( Paul Young ) by throwing an electric fire into their bathtub . Three years later & nurse Kathy Jacquard ( Susan Penhaligon ) has just separated form her husband Ed ( Rod Mullinar ) & is looking to get back into n... |
496,971 | 1,355,507 | 462,598 | 3 | Pretty bad . | Voodoo Moon tells the tale of Cole ( Eric Mabius ) some sort of guy who has magical powers who is seeking Daniel ( Rik Young ) who happens to be the devil & made the town where Cole was born murder each other , or something like that . The whole town that is except Cole & his psychic sister Heather ( Charisma Carpenter... |
497,079 | 1,355,507 | 382,761 | 3 | Boring nonsense . | Jennifer's Shadow is set in Argentina & starts as Jennifer Cassi ( Gina Philips ) arrives there after her sister Johanna dies . Jennifer is left Johanna's large house in her will , Jennifer decides to sell the house & head back to Los Angeles even though her Grandmother Mary Ellen ( Faye Dunaway ) is opposed to the sal... |
498,982 | 1,355,507 | 478,188 | 3 | Nuke the mother fcker . Bad , just plain bad . | King of the Lost World starts as a plane crashes in a mysterious jungle , of those aboard Ed Malone ( Jeff Denton ) & John Roxton ( Rhett Giles ) take charge . The plane has been broken in half while crash landing & the end with the radio & black box in is somewhere deep in the jungle , a group decide to go look for it... |
499,265 | 1,355,507 | 451,164 | 3 | Supernatural teen haunted house horror . | Pray for Morning starts as a few teen friends decide to spend the night in the Royal Crescent Hotel , a large rundown long abandoned hotel that was the scene of five gruesome murders back in 1984 . Jesse ( Jonathon Trent ) has always been interested in the hotel & drawn to the mystery surrounding the still unsolved mur... |
497,280 | 1,355,507 | 478,135 | 3 | Boring none event of a horror film . | Satanic starts as teenager Michelle ( Annie Sorell ) wakes up in hospital with amnesia & her face completely bandaged up , surgeon Doctor Barbary ( Angus Scrimm ) tells Michelle she was involved in a horrific car accident that has left her with no face , no memory of who she is or was & her father ( George Tovar ) dead... |
498,140 | 1,355,507 | 303,816 | 3 | Do NOT sit next to Dennis . Awful teen horror / comedy . | Cabin fever starts with Henry the Hermit ( Arie Verveen ) trying to wake his pet dog & discovering that he is in very bad shape . Five vacationing teenagers , two couples Paul ( Rider Strong ) & Karen ( Jordan Ladd ) , Jeff ( Joey Kern ) & Marcy ( Cerina Vincent ) plus their bachelor friend Bert ( James DeBello ) head ... |
498,386 | 1,355,507 | 95,304 | 3 | No respectable ghost would live in California . Really unfunny comedy . | High Spirits is set in Ireland where Peter Plunkett ( Peter O'Toole ) is told he has two weeks left to pay the mortgage on his ancestral Castle turned hotel , unfortunately the hotel isn't very popular & in an attempt to muster business Peter advertises it as an authentic haunted Castle complete with real ghosts . Pete... |
499,382 | 1,355,507 | 451,187 | 3 | Pretty bad , ineffective psychological horror film . | Room 6 starts normally for Amy ( Christine Taylor ) & her fiancé Nick ( Shane Brolly ) just like any other day of the week until he proposes to her , on their way home that afternoon they are involved in a car crash where Nick injures his leg . Help soon arrives & Nick is taken away in an ambulance along with the siste... |
497,775 | 1,355,507 | 396,938 | 3 | Another masterpiece from DeCoteau , not . | Witches of the Caribbean starts late one night on a picturesque Carribbean island where a young guy named Dino ( Owen Steuart ) hears someone calling him , he wanders around trying to find out who but a mysterious cloaked figure rips his heart out . . . Professor Avebury ( Joanna Cassidy ) runs a program for troubled t... |
498,523 | 1,355,507 | 91,778 | 3 | If the house disappeared then technically it's only missing . Not as bad as Poltereist III but still pretty bad . | Poltergeist II : The Other Side starts with an ominous conversation between an Indian shaman named Taylor ( Will Sampson ) & the magic midget spiritualist Tangina ( Zelda Rubenstein ) stating that they believe the evil is still after the Freeling family . Steve ( Craig T . Nelson ) his wife Diane ( JoBeth Williams ) & ... |
497,617 | 1,355,507 | 364,616 | 3 | It was big & hairy . . . just like your Mother . " We may be dumb but we ain't stupid . " Really boring ' creature feature ' . | The Unknown is set in the small Pacific Northwest town of ' Pine Creek ' & it's surrounding forest's & in particular an area called ' Echo Mountain ' which has been the location of a series a mysterious disappearances & the center of lots of local legends about monsters . While out illegally poaching Ed Janzer ( Miles ... |
499,375 | 1,355,507 | 109,515 | 3 | Low budget sci-fi martial arts rubbish . | CyberTracker is set in Los Angeles sometime in the near future where bodyguard Eric Phillips ( co-producer Don ' The Dragon ' Wilson ) saves senator Robert Dilly ( John Aprea ) from an assassination attempt by a group known as the UHR , the Union of Human Rights , who are angry at Dilly for spearheading the Computerise... |
497,640 | 1,355,507 | 69,994 | 3 | Good idea , average execution . | Dr Stephens ( Micheal Harvey ) runs a mental asylum . He has a different approach to the insane . He conducts unorthodox methods of treatment . He treats everyone like family , there are no locks on the patients doors and he lets some of the inmates act out their twisted fantasies . He lets Sergeant Jaffee ( Hugh Feagi... |
497,519 | 1,355,507 | 126,816 | 3 | Your sunglasses are the only protection you have from all the white out there . Bad made-for-TV action flick . | Blackjack starts as former FED Jack Devlin ( Dolphh Lundgren ) is called in by his brother to protect his young daughter Casey ( Padraigin Murphy ) with good reason because shortly after an attempt is made on her life , luckily Devlin is pretty much bullet proof & hard as nails so a heavily armed gang of mercenaries is... |
497,426 | 1,355,507 | 74,258 | 3 | One of the most boring films I've ever sat through . | Burnt Offerings starts as Ben Rolf ( Oliver Reed ) , his wife Marion ( Karen Black ) & their young son David ( Lee Montgomery ) decide the chance to rent a huge mansion for the summer for a paltry $900 is too good to turn down , the only condition set by current owner's Roz ( Eileen Heckart ) & her brother Arnold Allar... |
498,841 | 1,355,507 | 313,285 | 3 | Nothing to get excited about . | Black Cadillac starts late one night in the isolated Wisconsin forests as three high-school friends Scott ( Shane Johnson ) his younger brother Robbie ( Jason Dohring ) & CJ ( Josh Hammond ) barely make it out of a roadside bar after a big fight , they get into their car & speed off . As they try to put a few miles bet... |
498,318 | 1,355,507 | 382,011 | 3 | Low budget horror crap . | Ghost Lake starts at the funeral of Ruth ( Linda Brown ) & Richard Haster ( Raymond Suriani ) as their distraught daughter Rebecca ( Tatum Adair ) looks on , not feeling that good about things Rebecca decides to head to her parents cottage in a small town near Rushford Lake . On her way Rebecca picks up a hitchhiker na... |
497,111 | 1,355,507 | 144,814 | 3 | Really bad sequel . | The Rage : Carrie 2 starts with the Mother ( J . Smith-Cameron ) of a young girl with telekinesis named Rachael ( Kayla Campbell ) being taken away by paramedics to rot in in insane asylum . Jump forward several years later & Rachael ( Emily Bergl ) is now a freaky looking goth wannabe teenage high school student who a... |
498,234 | 1,355,507 | 867,286 | 3 | Another dull , faceless & throughly generic ' Creature Feature ' . | Eye of the Beast is set on Fell's Island in Canada where a small fishing community lives along with local natives . The fish stock in the waters around Fell's Island have drastically fallen to almost zero & the local economy is suffering , marine biologist Dan Leland ( James Van Der Beek ) is sent in ti investigate & c... |
496,962 | 1,355,507 | 96,119 | 3 | Violence sells & you've got to give the people what they want . Terrible 80's slasher . | Sleepaway Camp III : Teenage Wasteland starts with New York teenager Maria Nacastro ( Kashina Kessler ) being run over by a truck driven by homicidal maniac Angela Baker ( Pamela Sprigsteen ) who then takes her identity so she can join the fun at Camp New Horizons run by Herman ( Michael J . Pollard ) & Lily Miranda ( ... |
497,276 | 1,355,507 | 470,993 | 3 | Unfathomable Saw II style horror film . | Crazy Eights starts as six childhood friends who called themselves the Crazy Eights attend the funeral of a seventh mutual friend Brax , afterwards the six friends learn that Brax left them a map to an old barn & a note saying to find an old wooden chest there . The six travel to the isolated barn & find the chest & al... |
498,519 | 1,355,507 | 427,528 | 3 | Another terrible low budget Seagal effort , will he ever make a decent flick again ? | Mercenary for Justice starts as corrupt CIA agent John Dresham ( Luke Goss ) & all round bad guy Anthony Chapel ( Roger Guenveur Smith ) arrange the kidnapping of the French Ambassador in a remote African island using hard as nails Gulf war veteran John Seeger ( co-executive producer & uncredited co-writer Steven Seaga... |
496,907 | 1,355,507 | 52,846 | 3 | It's like getting married or going to New York City , everyone should do it once , nobody should do it twice . Dull monster film . | The Giant Gila Monster starts with young lovers Pat Wheeler ( Grady Vaughn ) & Liz Humphries ( Yolanda Salas ) making out in a car when a giant gila lizard attacks sending their car rolling down a hill , then the giant gila lizard moves in for the kill . . . The next morning Pats Dad ( Bob Thompson ) has a few words wi... |
498,465 | 1,355,507 | 462,329 | 3 | For my money Jean Claude Van Damme's worst film . | The Hard Corps starts as notorious killer , gangster , drug dealer & general all round villain Terrell Singletery ( Viv Leacock ) is released from prison after only serving eighteen months of an eight year sentence because of his hot-shot lawyer . No sooner has Terrell left prison & he is arranging the murder of the ma... |
498,587 | 1,355,507 | 925,306 | 3 | More ' Creature Feature ' nonsense . | Tyrannosaurus Azteca is set during the sixteenth century where famous Spanish explorer Hernando Cortes ( Ian Ziering ) has landed in Mexico with six of his best men including Lieutenant Rios ( Marco Sanchez ) , they intend to claim the land in the name of the Spanish & maybe steal some gold too if the opportunity arise... |
498,321 | 1,355,507 | 78,398 | 3 | You will be a vegetable when I've finished with you . - They're not wrong either ! | Tigress , or Ilsa , Tigress of Siberia as I'm positive it's more commonly know as , starts in ' Serbia 1953 ' where Ilsa ( Dyanne Thorne ) runs a prison camp for Russian dictator Josef Stalin who sends various enemies of the state there for readjustment , if that's the right word . Ilsa runs Gulag 14 with an iron fist ... |
499,025 | 1,355,507 | 286,306 | 3 | I'm only twenty & I've already been shot four times . Absolutely awful psychological horror . | Deathwatch is set during World War 1 & starts on ' The Western Front 1917 ' as a group of British soldiers prepare to go over the top . During the course of the battle several soldiers are separated & become lost , as they wander the landscape they stumble across a forward German trench that they capture , taking one G... |
499,195 | 1,355,507 | 454,953 | 3 | Another creature feature with terrible effects & not enough ' creature ' . | The Snake King , or Snakeman as it's more commonly known , starts as New York based pharmaceutical company GenTech announces in a press conference that during a recent expedition in the Amazon they discovered a corpse of a man which when analysed showed he died at the age of 300 . Company scientists Dr . Rick Gordon ( ... |
497,024 | 1,355,507 | 338,791 | 3 | More low budget horror rubbish . | The Black Magic starts as soon to be married Andrew ( Daniel Lennox ) & his two best friends Craig ( Brian Bianchni ) & David ( Guy Bracca ) are enjoying a holiday in Bangkok in Thailand , however the trip turns to tragedy & the three friends arrive back back home in the States looking to get on with their respective l... |
497,880 | 1,355,507 | 69,851 | 3 | Boring nonsense that fails to live up to it's lurid title ( s ) . | Terror ! Il Castello delle donne Maledette , or Frankenstein's Castle of Freaks , Frankenstein's Castle , Monsters of Frankenstein or The House of Freaks as it's also known under amongst other deceptively lurid titles , starts as Maria Frankenstien ( Simonetta Vitelli ) , her fiancé Eric ( Eric Mann ) & her friend Kris... |
498,434 | 1,355,507 | 39,800 | 3 | Sir , there is an air of enquiry about you that immediately offends my deepest nature . Poor murder mystery whodunit . | Scared to Death starts in the ' Central City Morgue ' where a pathologist ( Stanley Andrews ) is about to begin his gruesome work on a dead woman named Laure Van Ee ( Molly Lamont ) , as the corpse of Laura lies there it begins to tell the tale of how she ended up dead . . . Cut to Dr . Josef Van Ee ( George Zucco ) & ... |
496,959 | 1,355,507 | 338,763 | 3 | Peace can only be achieved by war . Rubbishy Japanese crap . | Batoru Rowaiaru II : Chinkonka , or Battle Royale II to most English speaking audiences , starts three years after Shuya Nanahara ( Tatsuya Fujiwara ) survived the original Battle Royale & escaped , he is now an international terrorist & leader of the anti-BR group Wild Seven who have declared war on all adults & they ... |
497,334 | 1,355,507 | 109,997 | 3 | Dull as dishwater haunted house drama . | The Haunting of Seacliff Inn is set on the picturesque Californian coast & starts with Susan ( Ally Sheedy ) & Mark Enright ( William R . Moses ) looking to buy some property with the idea of converting it into a seaside inn when Susan spots a beautiful old house sitting on a cliff overlooking a beach . The house is ow... |
499,139 | 1,355,507 | 67,140 | 3 | I didn't like it at all & it felt like it went on forever . | Giù la Testa is set in Mexico where Irish IRA explosives expert John Mallory ( James Coburn ) is on the run from one revolution & fight but soon finds himself in the thick of another when he teams up with Mexican bandit Juan Miranda ( Rod Steiger ) & his gang , Juan forces John to help him & his gang rob the gold from ... |
497,032 | 1,355,507 | 94,620 | 3 | Awful Italian Zomie film . | After Death is set on some remote Caribbean island where a team of scientists have decided to carry out experiments on curing all sorts of diseases using the local natives knowledge of Voodoo , unfortunately things go wrong & after accidentally killing the main Voodoo priests ( James Sampson ) child he open the gates o... |
496,958 | 1,355,507 | 377,749 | 3 | Boring nonsense . | Dead Birds starts in the small American town of Fairhope Alabama during the year 1863 where a gang hold up the local bank , they kill a few people & steal lots of gold . As they make their escape the plan is to stay at an old farm house before moving onto Mexico , simple yet effective I'm sure you'll agree . However no... |
498,116 | 1,355,507 | 339,135 | 3 | Your more useful to me as a btch . Terrible Van Damme flick . | In Hell is set in Russia where American contractor Kyle ( Jean-Claude Van Damme ) arrives home one night to discover his wife Grey ( Marnie Alton ) dead & some Russian scumbag with a knife , Kyle gives chase but loses him . When the police finally catch up with the guy he pays the judge off & walks away scott free , Ky... |
498,652 | 1,355,507 | 377,707 | 3 | ' Jaws of Steel ! ' The best giant killer crocodile film to come out of Thailand , ever . | Excellent , I've always wanted to be the first to review a film on the IMDb ! A fierce hurricane devastates an island somewhere just off the coast of Thailand . It destroys model houses and trees as if they weren't there . Thunder , lightening , lashing winds and torrential rainfall cause tidal waves and mudslides that... |
498,095 | 1,355,507 | 117,688 | 3 | Really bad sci-fi action flick . | Solo starts as a team of US soldiers go into Soth America to blow up a rebel airstrip , joining them is a robot named Solo ( Mario Van Peebles ) who can use any weapon ever made , is fifteen times stronger & ten times faster than any human being . Something goes wrong though & Solo refuses to kill innocent civilians wh... |
496,955 | 1,355,507 | 871,026 | 3 | Instantly forgettable & disappointingly gore-less teen slasher . | The Caretaker starts on Halloween as several college friends gets ready to go to an organized dance . Well that's what Sonya ( Jennifer Freeman ) , Chole ( Victoria Vande Vegte ) & the delicious Ella ( Kira Verrastro ) think but pranksters Snail ( James Immekus ) , Topher ( Andrew St . John ) & Ricky ( Diego J . Torres... |
499,220 | 1,355,507 | 90,233 | 3 | Pretty bad film featuring a good cast . | Underworld starts as English high class hooker Nicole ( Nicola Cowper ) is kidnapped from her brothel . Rich businessman Hugo Motherskille ( Steven Berkoff ) hires her ex love Roy Bain ( Larry Lamb ) to find her , he heads straight for the brothel where he finds out she was addicted to a new drug called ' WhiteMare ' d... |
498,648 | 1,355,507 | 257,510 | 3 | The sequel that nobody wanted , at least it's not as bad as Tobe Hoopers original . | Four heavily armed men wearing balaclavas burst into the ' Arizona Millennium Bank ' and proceed to rob it . Before they can escape the police turn up and the following shoot-out ends in a massacre of both police and innocent customers . The four robbers manage to escape unharmed . Then it's off to ' Orange County Airp... |
499,135 | 1,355,507 | 490,919 | 3 | Another low budget rip-off disaster from The Asylum . | Exorcism : The Possession of Gail Bowers starts six weeks after the death of teenager Gail Bowers ( Erica Roby ) mom & dad as she moves to a new home in a new state with her now legal guardians her older sister Anne ( Noel Thurman ) & her husband Clark Pederson ( Griff Furst ) . At first things seem alright but that th... |
498,715 | 1,355,507 | 461,788 | 3 | Low budget rubbish . | Ice Queen starts as a military convoy is attacked by someone or other , the film doesn't think such details are important so why should we , & a unique prehistoric humanoid shaped female Ice Queen ( Ami Chorlton ) creature recently discovered is stolen . Scientist Dr . Goddard ( Daniel Hall Kuhn ) decides to transport ... |
498,464 | 1,355,507 | 179,183 | 3 | Awful sequel set in outer space . | Fortress 2 starts as escaped convict & terrorist John Henry Brennick ( Christopher Lambert ) is recaptured by the Men-Tel corporation & sent right back to prison . Brennick is at first confident that he can escape again but isn't so sure when he realises he is incarcerated in a prison floating in outer space . To add t... |
496,874 | 1,355,507 | 78,880 | 3 | Don't you have nothing better to do with your time . . . like jerk off Dull psycho slasher film without much psycho slashing . | Bloodrage starts with a small town prostitute named Beverly ( Judith-Marie Bergan ) seeing a regular named Charlie ( Jerry McGee ) out the door as her boyfriend arrives , a local cop named John Ryan ( James Johnson ) who knows about her chosen career but turns a blind eye . Once he leaves Beverly is visited by a young ... |
497,017 | 1,355,507 | 681,738 | 3 | Life's a bummer . Another dull & boring moralistic Quincy episode . | Quincy M . E . : A Cry for Help starts as troubled & depressed teenager Julie Bonner ( Megan Wyss ) calls her father ( Richard Gautier ) who is too busy with his work to talk to her , several hours later & Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is examining her dead body at the side of a highway . Back in the labo... |
497,080 | 1,355,507 | 681,741 | 3 | The first of the moralistic episodes . | Quincy M . E . : A Good Smack in the Mouth starts late one Californian night as Melissa Asten ( Barbara Babcock ) stops to pick up a young nine year old boy named Joseph Harrison ( Shane Sinutko ) who is standing on the side of a freeway hitching a ride , a short time later Melissa is involved in an accident & her car ... |
497,470 | 1,355,507 | 681,776 | 3 | Do you know what it's like to make love to a drunk ? Erm , yeah probably ! Terrible Quincy episode . | Quincy M . E . : Dying for a Drink starts as Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) assigns Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) to re-autopsy one of his fellow coroners cases after the findings were disputed , reluctantly he agrees . Quincy discovers that major mistakes were made , on top of that coroner Dr . Lorraine Linderman ( Ina Balin... |
497,009 | 1,355,507 | 304,711 | 3 | The circumstances of his death are curious . Dull as dishwater . | The Order starts in Rome where the head of a special order of priests who deal in ghosts & demons named Brother Dominic ( Francesco Carnelutti ) is found dead , cut to New York City where one of his order Alex Bernier ( Heath Ledger ) is contacted by top-brass Cardinal Driscoll ( Peter Weller ) who ask's him to investi... |
497,113 | 1,355,507 | 443,629 | 3 | When a sting tipped tail starts growing out of my as what ya gonna call that then ? ! | Scorpius Gigantus starts somewhere in Eastern Europe where an incognito U . S . military convoy is ambushed by the Russian mafia in the hope that one of the trucks contains uranium , they slaughter the American soldiers & steal the truck . They drive it to a disused warehouse & open the doors only to discover a genetic... |
498,734 | 1,355,507 | 681,823 | 3 | Predictable soap opera . | Quincy M . E . : Quincy's Wedding : Part II ( it says ' Part II ' on screen & not ' Part 2 ' not that it matters much ) starts as Quincy's ( Jack Klugman ) & his fiancé Emily's ( Anita Gillette ) relationship lays in tatters after the wedding is called off . Meanwhile Edna ( Jeanette Nolan ) goes back to the rest home ... |
499,267 | 1,355,507 | 1,210,344 | 3 | Shut up you one eyed bastrd ! More Sci-Fi Channel ' Creature Feature ' crap from Roger Corman . | Cyclops is set in ancient Rome where three local men run into a giant bad tempered Cyclops who proceeds to kill & eat two of them , the third Roman guy escapes & reports back to the relevant authorities . Ruler of Rome Emperor Tiberius ( Eric Roberts ) commands his right hand man Falco ( Craig Archibald ) to order Roma... |
497,589 | 1,355,507 | 906,005 | 3 | Another terrible straight-to-video / DVD piece of low budget horror crapola ! | Freakshow is set in a circus where Lon ( Christopher Adamson ) runs a freak show , scheming blonde tart Lucy ( Rebekah Kochan ) & her slimy boyfriend Lee ( Mark Preston Miller ) decide to rip him off . They devise a plan where Lucy seduces Lan , gets him to propose to her & then kill him off leaving her to inherit all ... |
497,011 | 1,355,507 | 385,218 | 3 | There's a homicidal scarecrow out there . Pretty bad low budget horror nonsense . | Scarecrow Gone Wild starts as high school teenager Mike ( David Zelina ) & his mates decide to to give a ' hazing ' to wimpish diabetic Sam ( Caleb Roehrig ) as an initiation of some sort . Mike & his mate decide to take Sam to a corn field , tie him to a cross next to a freaky looking scarecrow & leave him there all n... |
498,900 | 1,355,507 | 681,852 | 3 | Horrible episode . | Quincy M . E . : The Flight of the Nightingale starts in Doctors Hospital where the nurses are overworked , underpaid & undervalued . Floor 4 head nurse Lynn Buchanan ( Georgann Johnson ) checks a patient named Walter McCowan & sees that he is in pain & that someone has turned off his heparin drip , a vital anticoagula... |
497,602 | 1,355,507 | 681,855 | 3 | Not good . Winning isn't everything , is it ? | Quincy M . E . : The Hope of Elkwood is set in the small Californian town of Elkwood where Los Angeles medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is the guest of his friend & town solicitor Benjamin Nicholson ( John Elerick ) . While there Ben takes Quincy to Elkwood college to see Olympic gold medal prospect Bobby Nolan... |
497,867 | 1,355,507 | 102,045 | 3 | Bland Chuck Norris actioner . | The Hit-man ( the annoying IMDb spell-check automatically corrects the correct spelling without the ' - ' to Hit-man ) starts as Officer Cliff Garrett ( Chuck Norris ) & his partner Ronald ' Del ' Delany ( Michael Parks ) are about to bust some drug smugglers when Del turns on Cliff & shoots him . Miracuously Cliff sur... |
498,196 | 1,355,507 | 339,288 | 3 | Really awful low budget horror film , real life leeches don't suck as much as this . | Leeches ! is set in & around ' Lakecrest College ' somewhere in California where lately hunky dude Jason ( Josh Henderson ) has been having disturbing nightmares . Together with his girlfriend Casey ( Stacey Nelson ) they come to the conclusion that the steroids he has been taking may be responsible , you see Jason is ... |
497,737 | 1,355,507 | 465,517 | 3 | Event he mortally challenged need to be hugged . Rubbish sub-par Romero zombie horror social satire . | Last Rites of the Dead is set in a world where the dead don't stay dead , any freshly deceased person returns to life as a zombie . Office worker Angela ( Gina Ramsden ) is shot dead by her abusive boyfriend Josh ( Joshua Nelson ) but she doesn't stay dead for long , Angela quickly learns that being a zombie is difficu... |
499,298 | 1,355,507 | 443,438 | 3 | Your a loser & your piece of sht film is going straight to cable . Another low budget shot on a camcorder horror flick . | Back Slash is set on a college campus where aspiring filmmaker Ledo ( Stephen J . Burge ) is directing a horror film called ' Death Blood ' which is a self confessed cross between The Blair Witch Project & a Jason film , however his star Brenda ( Tara Platt ) is brutally murdered by someone dressed as the films killer ... |
498,238 | 1,355,507 | 805,185 | 3 | Visually quite nice but conceptually awful thriller . | Blood Trails starts as the relationship between lovers Anne ( Rebecca Palmer ) & Michael ( Tom Frederic ) is on the rocks , in one last effort to salvage the relationship they decide to head out to Whistler Mountain Range where they have a cabin & can go mountain biking . One of the reasons why Anne & Michael's relatio... |
497,576 | 1,355,507 | 681,866 | 3 | Probably the worst episode of the fifth season . | Quincy M . E . : The Winning Edge starts as seventeen year old gymnast Sally Peters ( Shawn Hoskins ) suddenly dies while performing a routine for her coach Virginia Hart ( Caroline Smith ) . Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) has to perform the autopsy , at first he sees no reason for Sally to have died but t... |
498,108 | 1,355,507 | 681,871 | 3 | Moralistic Quincy with plot holes galore . | Quincy M . E . : Unhappy Hour starts as two drunk teenager lovers Leonard Miller ( Ross Rhodes ) & Melody Stedman ( Karlene Crockett ) crash their car on a dirt road , both are thrown clear of the wreck & Leonard is killed . The next morning & Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) orders coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) to swap... |
498,566 | 1,355,507 | 82,744 | 3 | Pretty poor crazy backwoods family slasher film with very little to recommend it . | Midnight starts with a brief sacrifice scene , enjoy it while it lasts because we don't get anymore for over an hour . After the credits have run we are introduced to a 17 year girl ( yeah right sure she is ! ) named Nancy Johnson ( Melanie Verlin ) who lives with her fat ugly step Father Bert ( Lawrence Tierney ) a po... |
497,601 | 1,355,507 | 681,862 | 3 | Not what it sounds like . | Quincy M . E . : The Night Killer starts one night as accountant Bill Estes ( Robert Ginty ) arrives home to discover Benjamin one of his five month old baby twins dead in his crib while his wife Madeline ( Tyne Daly ) is asleep in the bedroom . All the signs & indications point to crib death or sudden infant death syn... |
497,939 | 1,355,507 | 51,418 | 3 | Beware of the Blob , it creeps & leaps & glides & slides across the floor right through the door Rubbishy 50's Sci-Fi horror . | The Blob starts with one of the most bizarre theme songs ever , sung by an uncredited Burt Bacharach of all people ! You really have to hear it to believe it , The Blob may be worth watching just for this song alone & my user comment summary is just a little taste of the classy lyrics . . . After this unnerving opening... |
497,192 | 1,355,507 | 366,530 | 3 | Suicide attempts don't count , especially failed ones . Pretty bad . | Goth starts as two wannabe Goth's Chrissy ( Laura Reilly ) & her boyfriend Boone ( Dave Stan ) arrive at a goth nightclub somewhere in Los Angeles & start dancing to some absolutely horrendous ' music ' , while waiting to use the toilet Chrissy bumps into a girl named Gothe ( Phoebe Dollar ) who says if she & her boyfr... |
498,392 | 1,355,507 | 338,095 | 4 | Starts good , ends crap . . . | Haute Tension , or either High Tension or Switchblade Romance as it's know to English speaking audiences , starts as two college friends Marie ( Cecile De France ) & Alexia ( Maiwenn Le Besco ) head to Alexia's parents house for the weekend . Marie is given the uppermost room in the large house & that night sees an old... |
498,612 | 1,355,507 | 745,522 | 4 | Forgettable episode . | Werewolf : Blood on the Tracks starts as drifter Eric Cord ( John J . York ) follows a train track into a small town where he finds a job working on the railroad . While there Eric meets his boyhood hero ex-professional heavyweight boxer ' Sweet ' Jake Williams ( Everett McGill ) who is in hiding with his wife Louise &... |
498,416 | 1,355,507 | 745,518 | 4 | Werewolf turns into a soap opera . | Werewolf : A World of Difference : Part 2 starts as bounty hunter Alamo Joe Rogan ( Lance LeGault ) lies in a hospital bed awaiting the results of ultrasound tests that will determine whether he was bitten by the Werewolf or merely scratched , the difference being that if Rogan has been bit he too will have the Werewol... |
498,042 | 1,355,507 | 83,624 | 4 | OK ultra low budget horror film , but not as good as some make out . | Dr . Julius Lifflander ( Bill Freeman ) has just left his house and is walking down his garden path when he hears noises coming from some nearby bushes . He returns to his house and locks himself in . The phone lines are cut . He is then killed by someone or something with a grotesquely disfigured hand . Duane Bradley ... |
498,038 | 1,355,507 | 91,343 | 4 | John's got a half brother . Half brother , half something else . Below average late 80's ' mad scientist ' horror film , pretty bad actually . | The Kindred opens to shots of a Porsche racing along a highway , it catches up with an old pick-up truck and gets held up . As it speeds past the pick-up the driver ( Benjamin J . Perry as Ben Perry ) shouts obscenities and honks his horn . Distracted he doesn't notice an obstruction ahead and crashes his Porsche . He ... |
499,341 | 1,355,507 | 290,334 | 4 | Didn't do much for me at all . | X2 starts as an attempt is made on the US President's ( Cotter Smith ) life in the Oval office by a teleporting mutant called Nightcrawler ( Alan Cumming ) , the President sees this as an act of aggression on the part of all mutants & orders Willaim Stryker ( Bran Cox ) a military General to tighten up on mutant securi... |
499,088 | 1,355,507 | 87,985 | 4 | Not that good . | Red Dawn starts like any other day in a small Colorado town , however the normal tranquillity is soon shattered when Russian soldiers parachute out of the sky & start killing everyone . In a systematic coordinated attack right across America starting in Mexico allied Soviet & Cuban forces have invaded the US & World Wa... |
497,415 | 1,355,507 | 35,317 | 4 | The best place to hide something is where everyone can see it . Not that good . | Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon starts in Switzerland as the world's foremost detective Sherlock Holmes ( Basil Rathbone ) outwits the Nazi's & manages to smuggle a brilliant scientist named Dr . Franz Tobel ( William Post Jr . ) out of the country & to the relative safety of London . But is London as safe as Hol... |
497,112 | 1,355,507 | 104,981 | 4 | Bad sci-fi nonsense . | Neon City is set in a post apocalyptic future during the year 2053 A . D . where ex-law enforcement ranger Harry M . Stark ( Michael Ironside ) roams the wastelands in search of human bounty like escaped or wanted criminals on the run which he brings in & collects money for . His latest capture is a woman named Reno ( ... |
498,468 | 1,355,507 | 914,799 | 4 | Better than most recent low budget horror fare but still no masterpiece . | Brain Dead starts as a small meteorite crashes to Earth from outer space & lands directly on fisherman Bill's ( Dennis Michael Tenney ) head & lodges inside his brain where a parasitic alien black slime attaches itself & takes control of Bill turning him into a brain eating zombie . Two convicts the mild mannered Clare... |
498,956 | 1,355,507 | 160,484 | 4 | The closer you get to evil the less evil it becomes . Dull as dishwater supernatural thriller . | Lost Souls starts with Father Lareaux ( John Hurt ) , Father Jeremy ( James Lancaster ) , Decon John Townsend ( Elias Koteas ) & a young woman named Maya Larkin ( Winona Ryder ) visiting a patient named Henry Birdson ( John Diehl ) in a mental institution upon his request who happens to be a convicted killer & seemingl... |
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