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Not great .
The Dead Hate the Living ! is set in an abandoned hospital where several enterprising young filmmakers have broken into illegally to shot a low budget zombie horror flick ( art imitating life maybe ? ) . The director Dave ( Eric Clawson ) has his two sisters Shelly ( Wendy Speake ) & Nina ( Kimberly Pullis ) in the lea...
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This guy was ugly before he became a Werewolf . Cheap horror film .
Lycanthrope starts in a top secret Government laboratory somewhere underground in the middle of the Amazon , a lab where a team of scientists were conducting experiments into the depletion of the o-zone layer & the effects that the suns ultra violet rays have on animal & plant life . Unfortunately something has gone ve...
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Slow moving & rather uneventful creature feature .
They Nest starts one night in the ' Northwest Atlantic Ocean ' during a thunderstorm where a sailor on a boat is unceremoniously bound , gagged & thrown overboard . . . Boston hospital emergency room doctor Benjamin Cahill ( Thomas Calabro ) has lost his nerve & needs a break , he heads for Noah's Island in Cusco Bay i...
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It's like someone came in here & tore through these guys like tissue paper . Below average creature feature .
Stinger starts ' 3 Months Ago ' on the submarine the SS Newark where genetic experiments have gone awry & the crew member are brutally slaughtered by large killer scorpions . . . Jump to ' Camp Pendleton ' a couple of months later where General Ashford ( James Cagnard ) brief's Lieutenant Williams ( John Miranda ) on h...
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More Sc-Fi Channel ' Creature Feature ' madness .
Flu Bird Horror starts as two guy's out deer hunting in some isolated forest are attacked by what look like large reptilian prehistoric birds , one is killed while the other is badly injured . Meanwhile several convicted teens on a trip to the woods with a social worker are also attacked by the birds , with their socia...
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In his fists lies the destiny of the World . . . In his soul is the need for cataclysmic revenge . Average Sci-Fi martial arts adaptation of the Japanese anime .
Fist of the North Star starts with a lengthy , & boring , narration by a guy named Ryuken ( Malcolm McDowell ) . The opening shot is of a desolate post-apocalyptic world with what were once our cities but are now crumbling ruins , a lawless world where acid rain falls from the sky & the strong prey on the weak . Ryuken...
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Their up watching my movies at 3 O'Clock this morning , all my movies seem to be played at that time in the morning . . . " Disappointing short .
Linda Hayden : An Angel for Satan is a short 10ish minute documentary on the Anchor Bay UK DVD of Blood On Satan's Claw ( 1970 ) . Hayden basically goes through her horror film career from her first role in Baby Love ( 1968 ) to Taste the Blood of Dracula ( 1970 ) then came Blood On Satan's Claw after which Vampira ( 1...
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Did I miss something ? They saved the least until last .
Mimic : Sentinel is set in New York where a sufferer of the disease Stricklers which is mentioned in the first Mimic ( 1997 ) named Marvin ( Karl Geary ) lives with his mom Simone ( Amada Plummer ) & younger sister Rosy ( Alexis Dziena ) in an apartment block , he can rarely venture outside his sterile room as he is ap...
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More trashy fun as John Ashley heads back to ' Blood Island '
We start where the previous film , Mad Doctor of Blood Island ( 1968 ) finished with Dr . Bill Foster ( John Ashley again ) and Sheila Willard although she is never seen , escaping Blood Island on a boat . However , escaping with them is the mutant green chlorophyll contaminated monster . It starts to kill the crew , t...
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It's too terrifying to even try & visualise it . Another average one-time-watch horror / thriller / mystery at best .
Dark Sanity starts with a seemingly happy married couple named Alan ( Chuck Jamison ) & Karen Nichols ( Kory Clark , the IMDb listing is wrong her name is definitely spelt with a ' K ' in the credits ) moving into a new house in Los Angeles area having relocated from San Diego . Karen is an ex-alcoholic & has in the pa...
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They looked like flying Piranha for Christ's sake . Dull as dishwater killer bugs film .
Deadly Swarm starts in ' Central Guatamala ' where evil misguided scientist Dr . Schroeder ( J . Patrick McCormack ) has found a new species of Wasp , a deadly species of Wasp known as ' Black Fire ' that he hopes will help him create a cure for various diseases , don't ask . Dr . Schroeder pays a local drug runner to ...
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You've got to admit this does look like a dog's head . I thought it was OK .
Howling IV : The Original Nightmare tells the tale of Los Angeles based author Marie Adams ( Romy Windsor ) who has a deadline looming but has also been suffering from bad dreams & hallucinations of a mysterious nun , after a public breakdown her doctor advises her husband Richard ( Michael T . Weiss ) to take her on a...
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A nation of animal lovers ? Yeah , but this is quite literally going too far .
Irena Gallier ( Nastassja Kinski ) arrives in New Orleans for the first time . Irena is greeted at the airport by her brother Paul ( Malcolm McDowell ) who she has never met . Paul takes Irena back to his house but soon disappears . A prostitute named Ruthie ( Lynn Lowry ) is late for a client . She enters the seedy ro...
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Put him in a straight jacket & give him an enema . Not very funny comedy / horror .
Dracula : Dead and Loving It starts in Transylvania during the year 1593 where British solicitor R . M . Renfield ( Peter MacNicol ) has a meeting with Count Dracula ( Leslie Nielsen ) to conclude the sale of Carfax Abbey in England . Once the forms are signed Dracula travels to London to take up residence in his new p...
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Cheap and nasty Eurotrash from Jesus Franco .
Director Franco stars as Mathis Vogel . An ex Czech priest who was thrown out of the Church because his methods were to ' severe ' . He is also an escapee from a mental asylum who is wanted by German police for crimes against minors . At the time the film takes place he is in Paris , writing sadomasochistic stories for...
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She thinks fellatio is a character in Shakespeare . Average teen slasher .
Cherry Falls is an American town somewhere in Virginia & starts with a teenage couple Rod Harper ( Jesse Bradford as Jesse Watrouse ) & Stacy Twelfmann ( Bre Blair ) being brutally murdered while parked in some woods . Cherry Falls Sheriff Brent Marken ( Micheal Biehn ) & his Deputy , Mina ( Amanda Anka ) are on the ca...
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Terrible French cannibal movie .
possible spoilers Nobody makes cannibal films like the italians . This a good case in point . Three crooks , Mario Roberto and a woman , kidnap a young girl Florence Danville . They call in a favor and hide out in a house near a jungle with a guy and his wife . Mario rapes the wife . The guy extracts revenge by leading...
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This sort of stuff doesn't happen in real life , does it ? I was disappointed .
Crooked House is set in modern day London where history teacher Ben ( Lee Ingleby ) has unearthed an old rusted , decaying door knocker that he has taken to a local museum where the curator ( co-producer & writer Mark Gatiss ) who show's an interest in the knocker says that he believes it came from the infamous now dem...
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Bad , but not that bad . . .
Class of 1999 II : The Substitute starts like any other ordinary morning at at an everyday American high-school except that they have a new substitute teacher named John Bolen ( Sasha Mitchell ) who is in fact a reprogrammed military robot . A reprogrammed military robot who likes to kill off the unruly students & when...
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Early horror gore film which has a certain charm .
A woman taking a bath is stabbed in the eye by mad Egyptian cultist Fuad Ramses ( Mal Arnold ) who runs a shop called ' Fuad Ramses exotic caterer ' . He then cuts her leg off with a machete , the water in the bath remains remarkably blood free , he puts her leg in a bag and leaves . Detective Pete Thornton ( Thomas Wo...
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If you fck with him I promise he will hardcore fck with you . Cheap remake in name only .
Earth vs . the Spider is set in New York where nice guy Quentin Gemmer ( Devon Gummersall ) works as a security guard in a science research lab called ' Biochemco ' , he is an avid comic book reader his favourite strip being the ' Arachnid Avenger ' & he has a huge crush on one of his neighbours a student nurse named S...
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Average by-the-numbers teen slasher .
Slumber Party Massacre III starts on a beach where Jackie Cassidy ( Keely Christian ) tells her friends that her parents are away & that they should come over to her place & have a slumber party . Sarah ( Devon Jenkin ) is given the task of getting in the food but as she gets in her car she is brutally murdered . . . T...
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Annoying killer / thriller / horror film .
Nightstalker starts in ' Los Angeles 1985 ' where one fateful night a man ( Bret Roberts ) has a bad foot fetish experience with a prostitute named Cherry ( Roxanne Day ) so he decides to don some black leather gloves & kill a couple of Hispanic people in they're own home . The next morning & Hispanic cops Officer's Ga...
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Rubbishy sixth installment of a very tired franchise that was never that good to begin with .
Halloween : The Curse of Michael Myers starts as mass murderer Michael Myers ( George P . Wilbur ) last remaining blood relative Jamie Lloyd ( J . C . Brandy ) gives birth in the candle lit basement belonging to a group of dubious character's who worship Michael because he is some sort of druid incarnation of evil & th...
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Average slasher .
Sorority House Massacre II starts as five young & attractive female college students , Janey ( Dana Bentley ) , Jessica ( Melissa Moore ) , Linda ( Gail Harris as Robyn Harris ) , Kimberly ( Stacia Zhivago ) & Suzanne ( Michelle Verran ) , move into their new sorority house . However , as Janey explains , she managed t...
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Still not enjoying it .
Dead Set ( # 1 . 3 ) starts as Kelly ( Jaime Winstone ) manages to get to the pharmacy in the supermarket to steal the medical supplies needed to help the bitten Angel ( Chizzy Akudolu ) back at the Big Brother house . However while looting the pharmacy & supermarket for supplies two armed policemen show up . Meanwhile...
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More of the same .
Dead Set ( # 1 . 2 ) starts as Kelly ( Jaime Winstone ) the lone surviving Big Brother production team member takes refuge in the Big Brother house with the Big Brother contestants one of whom was bitten by a zombie in an attack . Bleeding badly Kelly realises that the house-mate is about to die & become one of the fle...
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Not impressed at all .
Dead Set ( # 1 . 5 ) starts as Riq ( Riz Ahmed ) manages to reach the Big Brother house where his girlfriend Kelly ( Jaime Winstone ) , the remaining Big Brother house-mates & Patrick ( Andy Nyman ) the producer are all hold up from the hordes of flesh eating zombies outside that have seemingly taken over the world . T...
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More of the same .
Dead Set ( # 1 . 4 ) starts as Riq ( Riz Ahmed ) sees his girlfriend Kelly ( Jaime Winstone ) on the telly in the Big Brother house safe & well & decides he has to get to her , Alex ( Liz May Brice ) isn't keen on the idea but has little choice to agree . By a strange coincidence the house Riq & Alex are trapped in act...
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Another Sci Fi Channel bad CGI stuffed ' creature feature ' .
Supergator is set in Hawaii where a group of vulcanologist's are studying a volcano near a holiday resort , they think it might be about to blow . Professor Scott Kinney ( Brad Johnson ) , one of his senior graduates Ryan Houston ( Josn Kelly ) are sent in to liaise with resident volcano watchers Max ( Dave Ruskjer ) &...
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Another Nu Image creature feature , average at best .
Kraken : Tentacles of the Deep is set in a stretch of Ocean called the Desolation Passage where marine archaeologist Nicole ( Victoria Pratt ) & her crew are searching for a couple of legendary Greek artifacts , a ceremonial Trojan war mask & a hugely valuable Opal . Unfortunately Nicole & her crew are hampered by a fe...
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Alright fellows , it's kick-off time . Bad 80's action that has a certain entertainment value .
Silent Assassins must be seen to be believed . Here's a quick run down of the clichés , erm sorry I mean plot . Wise cracking cop Sam Kettle ( Sam J . Jones ) & his partner Danny ( Dan Beder ) are on a bust to capture big time ex-CIA part criminal all psychopath & all round evil bloke Kendrick ( Gustav Vintas ) but unf...
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Just because I drive a truck does not make me a truck driver . Very pedestrian thriller , pun intended !
Roadgames is set in the Austrailian outback & beings late one night as solitary truck driver Patrick ' Pat ' Quid ( Stacy Keach ) rolls up to the last motel in town in his semi with his faithful pet Dingo in tow Boswell . Before he has a chance to rent a room a green van pulls up & a man ( Grant Page ) & woman ( Angeli...
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Serial killer biopic without much serial killing .
Gacy is set in the small Chicago , Illinois town of Des Plaines & starts during 1976 where local businessman John Wayne Gacy Jr . ( Mark Holton ) lives with his wife Kara ( Joleen Lutz ) & their two young twin daughter's . Gacy is a well respected member of the Des Plaines community , he holds huge parties , employs va...
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This one didn't quite work for me .
Monsters : The Legacy is set in a Palm Beach house which an author named Dale ( David Brisbin ) has rented out after he has become convinced it used to belong to horror film legend Faulton Pierce one of the most respected actor's ever to grace Hollywood . Dale is trying to write a book about Pierce & how he managed to ...
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Pretty bad giant creature feature , so bad it's good film lovers rejoice !
Boa vs . Python starts as rich casino owner & big game hunter Broddick ( Adamo Palladino ) has a huge 80 foot Python imported from South East Asia with the intention of staging a one of a kind hunt , however just outside Phillidelphia the snake breaks free & disappears into some underground tunnels . FBI Agent Sharpe (...
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Almost story free ghost flick .
Prison is set in Wyoming where work on a new prison has hit a problem so the state board decide to re-open an old state penitentiary that has been closed for 20 years , Warden Eaton Sharpe ( Lane Smith ) is put in charge . 200 odd prisoners are shipped in & they are put to work fixing the rundown prison up including Bu...
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Just not funny or scary enough .
Elvira's Haunted Hills is set in Carpathia in 1851 where Elvira ( Cassandra Peterson ) is making her way across Eurpoe to Paris to do a stage-show , totally broke & stranded there Elvira & her maid Zou Zou ( Mary Jo Smith ) accept a ride from a guy named Dr . Bradley Bradley ( Scott Atkinson ) who takes them to the Hel...
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A low budget Hostel rip-off .
Live Feed is set in some unnamed Chinese / Japanese Asian district somewhere as five American friends , Sarah ( Ashley Schappert ) , Emily ( Taayla Markell ) , Linda ( Caroline Chojnacki ) , Mike ( Lee Tichon ) & Darren ( Rob Scattergood ) are enjoying a night on the town & taking in the sights . After a scuffle in a b...
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Dull Euro horror / exploitation / thriller film , there is much better out there .
The film opens with the on screen paragraph ' this film is based on actual events that took place in a Central European country not many years ago ' . Yeah , course it is . During the credits we see a yet unknown nun in confession . Then we are introduced to Sister Gertrude ( Anita Ekberg ) who works in a hospital with...
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Below average slasher , nothing new or particularly good .
Lovers Lane starts on ' Valentines Day Thirteen Years Ago ' & opens in lovers lane as Harriet Anderson ( Erin J . Dean ) is cheating on her husband Tom ( Matt Reidy ) with Ward Lamson ( Brian Allemand ) who in turn is cheating on his wife Penny ( Suzanne Bouchard ) , as they conduct intimate relations with each other t...
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She's sexy , she cooks , she cleans . . . I think you've found the perfect woman . Mildly entertaining comedy spoof .
Return of the Killer Tomatoes ! starts as it means to go on with a silly film-within-a-film gag about it being the one dollar movie of the week on a cheap cable TV station . Once the film begins proper it seems that Professor Gangreen ( John Astin ) is experimenting with splicing human & tomato genes & has created toma...
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Jesus Christ ! Is that a gun ? Average low budget horror film .
Truth or Dare ? - A Critical Madness starts with Mike Strauber ( John Brace ) finding his wife of five years Sharon ( Mary Fanaro ) in bed with his friend Jerry Powers ( Bruce Gold ) , distraught Mike heads out into the woods to get back to nature but ends up having a game of truth or dare with an imaginary hitchhiker ...
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If I knew why I was here I probably wouldn't be . Cheap action / horror , sci-fi thing .
The Breed starts sometime in ' . . . The Near Future . . . ' where homicide detective Steven Grant ( Bokeem Woodbine ) & his partner Phil ( Reed Diamond ) follow up a lead on a particularly nasty serial killer who's running around at the moment . The lead happens to be a stolen van which they find & in a nearby buildin...
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Is my fear fuelling my imagination or is my imagination fuelling my fear ? Average supernatural horror cheapie .
The Chair starts as psychology student Danielle Velayo ( Alanna Chisolm ) moves into 216 Archwood Drive , a large three storey Victorian house . Initially excited at moving in Danielle starts to get second thoughts when strange , ghostly & supernatural occurrences begin to happen . Doing some research on the house Dani...
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One of my least favourite Midsomer Murders .
Midsomer Murders : King's Crystal starts in Shanghai in China where businessman Alan King ( David Firth ) is killed in a car accident . Back in the small village of Midsomer Magna six months later & the factory that Alan own named ' King's Crystal ' is now being run by his brother Charles King ( John Castle ) & company...
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One of the worst slashers from the early 80's .
Just Before Dawn is set is the mountain wilderness where five teenage campers have decided to spend the weekend having brought some land there . Despite warnings from from the local park ranger Roy McLean ( George Kennedy ) & a man who helpfully warns them that a ' demon ' is on the loose the quintet of friends decide ...
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It tastes although it's been passed through the bowls of a goat . Not good .
Dragon Storm starts in outer space as various meteorites hurtle towards Earth , cut to ' Carpathia 1190 A . D . ' as these meteorites land they hatch & large fire-breathing Dragons emerge . A messenger ( Vlado Nikolov ) informs King Fastrad ( John Rhys-Davies ) whose Castle is attacked by the Dragons & his people slaug...
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Not for all tastes , including mine unfortunately . . .
Fascination is set in the year 1905 & starts ( properly ) when thief Mark ( Jean-Marie Lemaire ) double crosses a gang of crooks & runs off with a bag full of gold & the crooks in hot pursuit . Mark happens upon a large Château surrounded by water with only one bridge offering access , Mark feels this would make a perf...
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What's your dick doing over there Chuck ? Another poor low budget straight-to-video horror .
The Tooth Fairy is set in a small town somewhere in Northern California where Peter Campbell ( Lochlyn Munro ) has brought a farming property which he is renovating & planning to turn into a holiday inn , he is joined by his girlfriend Darcy Wagner ( Chandra West ) & her young 12 year old daughter Pamela ( Nicole Munoz...
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Typical , 150 women dead & penguins get top billing . Crappy Masters of Horror episode .
Masters of Horror : The Screwfly Solution starts as America is being infected by an airborne virus that affects the male population , when aroused men indiscriminately kill any woman in sight apparently in the name of God . Scientist Alan ( Jasn Priestley ) is brought in by the Government & knows more than most & sense...
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Freshly transplanted organs remain alive & healthy . Dull horror .
Frankenstein 1970 starts deep in some German woods with Carolyn Hayes ( Jana Lund ) desperately running from a monster intent on killing her . . . Film director Douglas Row ( Don ' Red ' Barry ) shouts cut & the scene is in the can . Baron Victor von Frankenstein ( Boris Karloff ) has hit hard times & is skint , he has...
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Halloween rip-off from The Asylum , surprisingly not as bad as much of their output . . .
Halloween Night starts as a young boy named Chris Vale ( Sam Stone ) witnesses his mum ( Jan Anderson ) get raped & then murdered before being horribly burnt by a jet of steam from a pipe . Jump forward ' Ten Years Later ' on ' Halloween Night ' where Chris ( Scot Nery ) is now locked up inside a mental asylum with a f...
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Another disappointing Masters of Horror episode .
Masters of Horror : The Black Cat starts as the broke Edgar Allan Poe ( Jeffrey Combs ) tries to sell some poetry to his publisher George Graham ( no not the Arsenal football club legend ! ) but he thinks Poe should get back to writing what he writes best , fantastical stories of horror . Poe disagrees & continues to s...
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I was tired of being a vegetable . Rubbishy third instalment of the Blind Dead series of films .
El Buque Maldito , or the more common English title of The Ghost Galleon along with various other's like Ghost Ships of the Blind Dead , Horror of the Zombies , Ship of the Zombies , The Blind Dead 3 & Zombie Flesh Eater , starts in a modelling studio owned by Lillian ( Maria Perschy ) who has been hired by rich busine...
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Below average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : A Small Circle of Friends starts as big shot American Football player quarterback Joe Ramsey ( Lee Paul ) drops down dead in the dressing room after a game , after the autopsy Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) concludes he died from a brain aneurysm that could have burst at any time . The aut...
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Another vastly overrated early horror from David Cronenberg , disappointing .
Nola Carveth ( Samantha Eggar ) is under the psychiatric care of Dr . Hal Raglan ( Oliver Reed ) who practise's rather radical unconventional methods know as psychoplasmics & Nola is his star patient . The treatment encourages the patient bodies to manifest their emotions . Nola's estranged husband , Frank Carveth ( Ar...
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Infamous yet familiar feeling Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Bitter Pill starts as 18 year old college basketball player Perry Jordan ( Thomas Byrd ) drops down dead from a brain hemorrhage . Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) does the autopsy & discovers that Perry had a rare condition which facilitated his brain hemorrhage but the main cause was look-...
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As far as I'm concerned your a hot-dog . Disappointing start to season 8 .
Quincy M . E . : Baby Rattlesnakes starts as a 9 year old girl Maddy Billingsley is ' accidently ' shot & killed in a gang related drive-by shooting , L . A . coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) performs the autopsy & is upset by what he sees . He learns that a 14 year old boy named Ethan Kellog ( De'vereaux White ) has be...
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Disappointingly dull companion piece for Flesh for Frankenstein .
Count Dracula ( Udo Kier ) is dying . He needs fresh human blood , the blood of a ' pure wirgin ' as Dracula pronounces it . Dracula is to well known in Romania to be able to locate a virgin , so together with his servant Anton ( Arno Juerging ) he sets out to Italy to find one , because of the Italians strict religiou...
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There are very few people in this world who go out in a state of psycho analytical grace . Dour Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Gentle Into the Night starts as terminal cancer sufferer Brian Foyte ( Kevin O'Brien ) dies in a car accident , he ends up on L . A . coroner Quincy's ( Jack Klugman ) autopsy table where it seems like an open & shut case . However Quincy learns that insurance company won't pay out because they feel it...
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Poor Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Give Me Your Weak starts as David Bowman ( Roderick Ewing ) a sufferer of a rare neurological disorder called myoclonus commits suicide & end sup on L . A . coroner Quincy's ( Jack Klugamn ) autopsy table . All the evidence points to suicide , Quincy then learns from his old friend Dr . Arthur Ciotti (...
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Another Hellraiser sequel that has little to do with the original .
Hellraiser : Hellworld starts as four internet Hellworld game playing addicts get an invite to the 5th Annual Hellworld party at Leviathan House , Allison ( Anna Tolputt ) & her boyfriend Derrick ( Khary Payton ) are up for it as is Mike ( Henry Cavill ) but Chelsea ( Katheryn Winnick ) takes some persuading although e...
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Below average episode that feels more like a soap opera .
Quincy M . E . : Quincy's Wedding : Part 1 starts a mere two week before Los Angeles chief medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is due to marry psychiatrist Dr . Emily Hanover ( Anita Gillette ) but he seems hesitant & nervous . Meanwhile life still goes on as well as death , the latest body to arrive on Quincy's a...
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OK Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Physician , Heal Thyself starts as seventeen year old Julie Reed ( Tara Buckman ) staggers into the Bennett Clinic where she ask's for an abortion , highly experienced & well respected Dr . Ronald Shafer ( John Dehner ) performs the abortion as requested but Julie dies on the operating table . Julie's ...
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Not very good .
The Thirst starts as exotic dancer Lisa ( Clare Kramer ) is taken to hospital after falling ill on stage , she has terminal cancer but hasn't told her boyfriend Maxx ( Matt Keesler ) although it's not long before he finds out & is slightly annoyed that she didn't tell him . Maxx is depressed , Lisa is depressed & thing...
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A depressing episode of Quincy .
Quincy M . E . : Honor Thy Elders starts as Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) has to autopsy the body of eighty one year old Randall Morgan , it quickly becomes apparent that he took an overdose of drugs & killed himself while in hospital . Quincy tries to understand why & thinks that a broken arm & rib point...
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The worst episode from season three ? Maybe .
Quincy M . E . : Main Man starts on Saturday November 25th as the Arroya Junior College Bears are set to play the Corona Valley Panthers in a game of American football , things are going well for the Bears with home advantage but the teams star player 19 year old Frank Daniels ( Michael F . Kelly ) suddenly & tragicall...
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Average Quincy episode to kick off the sixth season .
Quincy M . E . : Last Rights starts in the small Californian county of Stoker which has a population of 28 , 361 but that is quickly reduced to 28 , 360 when local businessman Wayne Fields ( Warren Stevens ) finds the dead body of his teenage son Cory with an empty drug container near by , considering Cory had a drug a...
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Slightly below average Quincy episode .
Quincy M . E . : Sweet Land of Liberty starts late one night as LAPD cops Kemper ( Paul Tuerpe ) & DiGregorio ( Bert Santos ) investigate a possible stolen car parked outside a house , they knock on the door of the house & a Japanese woman named Lee ( Nobu McCarthy ) answers . The two cops ask to speak to her husband S...
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Crime free Quincy .
Quincy M . E . : The Golden Hour starts as Bruce Anderson ( Leonard Stone ) & his teenage daughter Sherry ( Heidi Bohay ) are involved in a car crash , the paramedics are on the scene in no time & get to work . Sherry seems fine apart from a few broken bones but her father looks in a bad way , Mike ( George DelHoyo ) t...
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Quincy in moral message mode .
Quincy M . E . : Seldom Silent , Never Heard starts as a teenage boy named Jeffrey Rosental ( David Tress ) is chased out of a movie theatre & in his attempts to get away he falls from a great height on a building site & is killed . L . A . coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is on the case & comes to the conclusion Jeffre...
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Not the sort of episode I enjoy but I can see what it's trying to do .
Quincy M . E . : Scream to the Skies starts as Transglobal passenger flight 442 carrying 147 crew & passengers from Los Angeles to Chicago is struck by lightening & is forced to land in the Ocean just off the coast . Word quickly reaches the emergency services & a full scale rescue is mounted , the Los Angeles county c...
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One of the poorer Hammer House of Horror episodes . . .
Hammer House of Horror : Visitor from the Grave is set in rural England & starts late one night as rich American Penny Van Prutten ( Kathryn Leigh Scott ) is home alone in her isolated cottage in the woods , loud banging on the front door wakes her & a man named Charles Willowbee ( Stanley Lebor ) breaks in . Charles s...
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More moral nonsense .
Quincy M . E . : Suffer the Little Children starts as Dr . Asten ( John S . Ragin ) ask's Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) to stop off at Bower County on his fishing holiday to help autopsy a seven year old boy named Christopher Reano ( Carl Stein ) who died at a care-home for children called Green Springs Retreat . The local p...
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The worst of the Hammer House of Horror stories .
Hammer House of Horror : Growing Pains starts as 10 year old William Morton ( Christopher Reilly ) breaks into his father's lab & eats something he shouldn't , within minutes he has suffered a violent & agonising death . William's parents Terence ( Gary Bond ) & Laurie ( Barbara Kellerman ) are obviously upset but sens...
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More of the same .
Quincy M . E . : Walk Softly Through the Night : Part 2 starts as Los Angeles chief medical examiner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) receives a phone-call from Lieutenant Monahan ( Garry Walberg ) saying that Dr . Mason Colella ( Charles Aidman ) has been shot & killed , Quincy's friend Marty Herrera ( A Martinez ) is the prim...
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Low budget film that can't decide what it wants to be .
A dark night somewhere in St . Louis , Susan Narcross ( Debi Chaney ) arrives home to find her roommate Jenny Thompson ( Pat Knapko ) murdered , impaled on a door with a spear . Detective Sergeant Paul Dollinger ( Nick Panouzis ) and his partner Detective Larry Mead ( Terry Ten Broeck ) are put on the case . They inter...
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Moralistic Quincy .
The first part of Quincy M . E . : Walk Softly Through the Night ( nowhere during the opening titles does it actually ' Part 1 ' ) starts as the dead body of nineteen year old Ted Campbell ( Randy Stumpf ) is dumped outside Los Angeles county hospital . The next morning & Los Angeles coroner Quincy ( Jack Klugman ) is ...
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Maybe you've been watching too many of those horror movies . Dull as dishwater .
The Haunted starts with a load of scrolling text that claims the film is based on true events blah , blah , blah you know the sort of thing . It's ' Halloween 1955 ' & Janet Smurl ( Sally Kirkland ) remembers her childhood & the spooky stories that surround a house in her town . Jump forward to ' August 1975 ' , Janet ...
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Disappointing third Evil Dead film .
Army of Darkness starts where Evil Dead II ( 1987 ) finishes with Ash ( Bruce Campbell ) finding himself stranded in the thirteenth century after he was transported back in time , there he is mistaken for an enemy warrior by Lord Arthur ( Marcus Gilbert ) & his men & taken prisoner . Back at Lord Arthur's castle Ash le...
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Oh my God , can I have that 100 minutes of my life back . . . please ?
Dellamorte Dellamore , or Cemetery Man as it's also known amongst English speaking audiences , is set in the small Italian town of Buffalora where Francesco Dellamorte ( Rupert Everett ) is the caretaker of the local graveyard , recently within seven days of being buried the dead have been returning to life & Francesco...
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Dead or alive Cold is dangerous . Poor Steven Seagal thriller .
Black Dawn starts at a Federal Prison in Utah where rouge CIA agent & nuclear weapons expert ( ! ) Jonathan Cold ( Steven Seagal , also producer ) breaks international arms dealer Michael Donovan ( Julian Stone ) out . Impressed with Cold's efficient work Donovan offers him a job , a job to oversee his buying a new nuc...
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Watchable enough early 40's psychological thriller .
The Ghost Ship starts with a blind beggar ( Alec Craig ) dishing out some advice to the new fresh , just out of training school 3rd Officer of the cargo ship Altair named Thomas Merriam ( Russell Wade ) who gives him some loose change for his trouble & boards the Altair for the first time . On board he introduces himse...
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' The most gruesome voyage in maritime history ' Nowhere near as bad as I thought it was going to be .
The film opens to shots of boats sailing as the credits play . After the credits we see a woman named Carol ( Mara Modair ) lying in a bed , topless no less ! Less than five minutes in and we have female nudity , a reasonable start . She answers her bedside phone , it's her stepfather Dr . Jules Craig ( John Hart ) who...
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Listen honey , I don't know who you really are or what you really want but I can refer you to a good therapist who can help you figure it out . Dull supernatural horror .
Family Reunion tells the tale of the Andrews family , Tom ( Mel Novak ) & his wife Kathy ( Pam Phillips ) , their two children Billy ( A . J . Woods ) & Erin ( Kaylin Cool ) plus Tom's Father Henry ( John Andes ) who are all driving to a town called Silversprings on Christmas eve to visit relatives . On the way they de...
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Incredibilly silly & cartoony 6th Elm Street entry .
Freddy's Dead : The Final Nightmare starts as dream demon Freddy Krueger ( Robert Englund ) leaves a teenager ( Shon Greenblatt ) on the outskirt's of Springwood with no memory of himself , who he is or why he is there . The local police pick him up & take him to a youth centre where child psychiatrist Maggie Burroughs...
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I'm here to keep this spaceship business in check . Dull 50's Sci-Fi .
The Brain Eaters starts with the newly engaged Glenn Cameron ( Alan Frost ) driving his lucky fiancé Elaine ( Jody Fair ) to the small American town of Riverdale in Illinois to break the good news when they see a sudden bright flash . Glenn & Elaine stop to investigate & discover a large metal cone that's 50 feet tall ...
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Nothing special .
Ghost Town starts as Kate Barrett ( Catherine Hickland ) drives along an isolated desert road , her car suddenly breaks down & she hears horses hoofs approaching . . . Deputy Sheriff Langley ( Frank Luz ) of Riverton County is called in to investigate Kate's disappearance after her father reports her missing . He finds...
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We gotta go down there & blow those hairy mother's away . Better than average Sci-Fi Channel Creature Feature .
Ice Spiders is set in the Lost Mountain skiing resort in Logan County in Utah where hotshot skier Dan ' Dash ' Dashiell ( Patrick Muldoon ) works as a ski instructor , local ranger Rick Dickerson ( K . Danor Gerald ) ask's Dash for help in searching for two missing hunter's on a nearby mountain range which Dash dutiful...
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I've got coke , speed , smack , grass & acid - " No thank you , the only trips I take are to Europe . " A one time watch at best .
When I typed Savage Intruder into the IMDb's search engine one of the options it came up with was Savage Garden : International Video Collection : The Story so Far ( 1999 ) , the only reason I mention this is because I'm a huge Savage Garden fan & you should do yourself a favour & check some of their music out like Aff...
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Dull as dishwater supernatural drama .
The Turn of the Screw is set in 60's London where a young woman named Jenny Gooding ( Patsy Kensit ) has an interview with Mr . Cooper ( Julian Sands ) about becoming a Governess for two young children in a big house . Mr . Cooper is their legal guardian as both their parents were killed & he needs someone to look afte...
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You give me apple , Herman give you nice soft bat . A bit of a bore with a misleading title .
The Vampire Bat is set in the small German village of Klineschloss where Gustave Schoen ( Lionel Belmore ) the Burgermeister is holding a meeting with Inspector Karl Brettschneider ( Melvyn Douglas ) from the local constabulary about all the recent murders , six victims have been discovered in as many weeks all drained...
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It's as if we're tearing off the skin that wraps us . Poor melodrama .
Mother is set in ' Rochester New York ' & tells the twisted tale of the widowed Olivia Hendrix ( Dianne Ladd , also co-producer ) & her only son Tommy ( Morgan Weisser ) , together they run a card shop called ' From the Heart ' . From initial appearances they seem like any other mother & son but in fact Olivia is extre...
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Average straight-to-DVD horror flick .
Dracula III : Legacy starts as part Vampire , part man all Vampire hunter Father Uffizi ( Jason Scott Lee ) & his new sidekick Luke ( Jason London ) manage to learn that Dracula ( Rutger Hauer ) has returned to his homeland of Romania , Father Uffizi wants to destroy him once & for all while Luke wants to rescue Elizab...
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Not too bad .
The Prophecy II is set in Los Angeles & starts as nurse Valerie Rosales ( Jennifer Beals ) runs over a young man named Danyael ( Russell Wong ) , taking him to hospital she makes sure he's OK . Valerie visits Danyael again & they fall for each other , before you know it they are in bed together & have sex which Valerie...
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The death of one person is a tragedy , the death of a million a statistic . Not that great to be honest . . .
FeardotCom is set in New York City & starts in a dark & grimy subway station where a man named Polidori ( Udo Kier ) stupidly gets run over by a train . . . Detective Mike Rilly ( Stephen Dorff ) & his partner Sykes ( Jeffrey Combs ) are on the case which has several mysterious elements surrounding it like the fact Pol...
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Always bet on black . Average 90's action flick .
Passenger 57 starts as hotshot ex anti-terrorist Airline security guard John Cutter ( Wesely Snipes ) takes a job as head of security for Atlantic International airlines , he decides to fly out to Los Angeles to start his new job . Unfortunately at the same time the FBI decide to fly air-plane hijacker & terrorist Char...
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I'll have to make some cuts around here , it could be your salary or it could be your throat . Average Arnie action flick .
Collateral Damage starts in L . A . where fireman Gordon Brewer ( Arnold Schwarzenegger ) is set to meet up with his wife Anne ( Linsay Frost ) & young son Matt ( Ethan Dampf ) outside the Colombian consulate , unfortunately just as he arrives a terrorist bomb explodes & his wife & son are turned into toast . Obviously...
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Didn't do much for me at all .
Midnight Run starts in Los Angeles where ex-Chicago cop Jack Walsh ( Robert De Niro ) works as a bounty hunter looking for & capturing criminals who have jumped bail & then collect the reward from bondsman Eddie Moscone ( Joe Pantoliano ) , Jack doesn't like it but it's a living . Eddie ask's Jack to find ex-accountant...