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432,929 | 2,171,244 | 924,498 | 1 | Worst writing I have ever seen | This is probably the only review of this film that will ever be written . I struggled mightily to get through it and I seriously doubt that anyone else would have such stamina . An obscure yet tame women-in-prison / revenge flick from Asso Asia films starring Susan Lee , Stella Jone and Laura Sode-Matteson . One " Blac... |
432,376 | 2,171,244 | 372,859 | 2 | Out of the Fog comes zombie clowns | I've seen this before at least twice . Many have seen the Fog and the premise is basically the same , but the Fog was much better . Zombie fans may have also seen Zombie Lake . A Jesus Franco production that was not much better , but it had features this film could only dream of . I only watched this to see Debbie Roch... |
434,090 | 2,171,244 | 462,538 | 2 | Run ! Run ! Run ! Run ! Run ! Run ! | I am probably the only person in the world that has never watched The Simpsons . I thought that I might get a glimpse of what everyone was excited about by watching this movie . If this is what it's all about , then I haven't missed a thing . Some say that the earlier years were great satire . Well , maybe that is true... |
432,592 | 2,171,244 | 87,957 | 2 | Glitter without Mariah Carey | Most of the people who give this movie a thumbs up comment on the music . In fact , all the awards this movie has won relate to the music . Are we talking about a movie or a music video ? When you strip away Prince's music , you basically have another version of Glitter without the only redeeming factor - Mariah Carey ... |
433,448 | 2,171,244 | 462,359 | 2 | I like the name Anya . | I need to say something positive about this movie . Anya is a good name . I like the name Anya , and I hope she gets some better directing assignments in the future . That is just about it . I can't say anything about the writer . I mean , look at these memorable lines : Jay : Look , If We Stay Out Here We're Gonna Fre... |
434,208 | 2,171,244 | 83,185 | 2 | I watched it so you don't have to . | Out on video at last ! One of the original video nasties that were banned by Britain . It was finally released uncut in 2003 . Obviously , the Brits don't like cannibal movies as they banned five of them . This film was really bad on so many levels . It seemed as if time and distance were totally disregarded . For exam... |
433,317 | 2,171,244 | 364,616 | 2 | Casey LaBow's first film | What to say about a formula that has been used over and over with just a change in actors and settings . Something is in the woods . No , it is not a grizzly as the Deliverance-like poacher claims it is . And , no , it is not Casey LaBow . She hasn't arrived there yet . We all know what it is because we have seen so ma... |
432,676 | 2,171,244 | 60,782 | 2 | Early Mel Gibson | Before The passion of the Christ and Apocalypto , there was this film . Probably the first with native dialog throughout . Unfortunately , we hear the cavemen grunting and groaning , but there are no subtitles . I can imagine that many tuned in to see Raquel Welch in her early years . The needn't have bothered . This p... |
434,240 | 2,171,244 | 47,507 | 2 | Yawn | The first days were uneventful ; monotonous and tedious . This is Dr . Fran Parrish ( Paul Langton ) as he treks through the Himalayas searching for plant life . Soon we expect the monotony to evaporate as a Yeti attacks and carries off a village girl . But , we are soon disappointed as we go on a tedious and monoton... |
432,930 | 2,171,244 | 74,729 | 2 | Grindhouse Experience | Bruno Mattei , often called the Ed Wood of Italian cinema , started his directorial career with Nazi exploitation films , then moved to women in prison movies , and now directs zombie movies . he actually acted in Lucio Fulci's Zombie 3 ; I guess to learn the genre . This is his second attempt at Nazi camp films , and ... |
432,371 | 2,171,244 | 339,091 | 2 | Hot babes and hot lead . | Sistas in da hood . Looking for revenge and bling bling . Except da hood is a wild west town in the late 1800s . I do not remember any westerns like this when I was growing up . What would Randolph Scott say ? If he saw Lil ' Kim , he might say , " Alright ! I have to admit that I tuned into this just to see her . Bare... |
434,136 | 2,171,244 | 74,920 | 2 | Do the dead have blood ? | This German horror film has to be one of the weirdest I have seen . I was not aware of any connection between child abuse and vampirism , but this is supposed based upon a true character . Our hero is deaf and mute as a result of repeated beatings at the hands of his father . he also has a doll fetish , but I cannot fi... |
432,334 | 2,171,244 | 486,551 | 2 | Hey . . . I'm drunk , you're drunk . . . everybody's drunk ! | I initially tuned into this because I mistakenly thought that Jay Chandrasekhar , the writer director and one of the actors , was from Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle . I need to get my Indians right . Any movie who has a director and stars whose credits include The Dukes of Hazzard has to be a complete waste of ti... |
432,848 | 2,171,244 | 443,726 | 2 | Oh well , at least I got to see Debbie Rochon again | The townspeople thought they had killed the Bonesetter , but here he is again hunting children . How original ! We have lots of scum hunting down children all over America , why do we need this guy ? And , here's that " R " word again ! The real " town retard " is the person who is so stupid to use that word . Gather f... |
432,606 | 2,171,244 | 294,852 | 3 | House on Haunted Hill remake | Hey , I've got an idea . Let's put five luscious babes in a haunted house and pay the one who lasts $1 million . Oh , we won't waste any time having then undress or anything like that , and we'll include a sex scene that is off camera . It'll be a reality show hit - I guarantee it . So , we bring in the girls and lock ... |
433,540 | 2,171,244 | 147,507 | 3 | Wake me when it's over . | When is a Limited Collector's Edition 2-Disc Set not a bargain ? When one of the movies is this one . Ronnie Sortor wrote , directed , edited and acted in this low budget indie flick . He also uses the same cast in all his movies , so if you like them in this film , they will likely be in another . Unfortunately , I co... |
433,059 | 2,171,244 | 325,214 | 3 | Please , no sequel ! | This was bad enough . I really hope that there is no sequel . Maybe that is giving away part of the plot to let you know that it is open to the possibility , but no , it really isn't . There is really not at all special about this movie . Well , the special effect were fairly good , but nothing to write home about . Th... |
433,986 | 2,171,244 | 290,657 | 3 | Get your spirits in a bottle . | The worst terror I can imagine is having Playboy model Beverly Lynne on top of me and then have her turn into some crone dressed as a nun . That would scare the hell out of me ! But , that is what happened in David's ( Charlie David ) dream . It seems that he and Julie ( Lynne ) moved into a haunted house - haunted by ... |
432,253 | 2,171,244 | 70,393 | 3 | Italian cops and robbers | I sure that fans of Hostel Part II this year paid no attention to the Italian detective ( Luc Merenda ) in the film . He was part of the Italian trend in the 70s to make movies that followed the trend of Dirty Harry and The French Connection . In this film , a man's movie to say the least , he was a cop that had no hes... |
434,437 | 2,171,244 | 264,932 | 3 | I want a License to Kill | Flashback ! Flashback ! I remember when I bought License to Kill with Denzel on the DVD cover . He made a very brief appearance in the movie . That was nothing compared to seeing Mulva on the cover of this DVD and thinking it couldn't be too bad if she's in it . Well , the Mulva in the Movie is not the girl on the DVD ... |
432,255 | 2,171,244 | 342,835 | 3 | But I'm not gonna be gone , EVER | This is not going down as one of the all-time greats . Hey , I was just looking for a Danny Trejo fix until Machete comes out . He played a don't-give-a-damn cop here that was not as raw as I usually see him . His partner , before she transferred to Homicide , was the ever luscious Roselyn Sanchez , who plays Elena on ... |
433,334 | 2,171,244 | 401,271 | 3 | What I do for Danny Trejo | OK , I love seeing Danny Trejo in films . I didn't actually see him in this one , as he was the voice of El Charro . El Carro ( Andrew Bryniarski ) was too busy swinging a machete to speak , I guess . Maria is a neurotic mess whose sister committed suicide and is being stalked by El Charro because of some wrong done by... |
434,098 | 2,171,244 | 95,882 | 3 | Oh Thrill ! | The only thing that saved this from a total waste was the presence of Leslie Easterbrook , who made two very interesting points throughout the entire film . I especially liked her " Ride of the Valkyries " yell as she sped up in the swamp boat . Of course , parts of her arrived long before the boat . I was glad to see ... |
433,988 | 2,171,244 | 182,996 | 3 | Now I've got you , bitch ! | One of the 74 video nasties banned in Britain , this film was released in 2007 uncut . One would have to question why it was banned in the first place , unless the film board just wanted to save viewers from a bad film . I really felt I should get a Merit Badge after having to listen to the lectures of surviving in the... |
433,238 | 2,171,244 | 148,719 | 3 | A real load of crap | Another entry from the golden age of sexploitation ( 1965-1968 ) . A real load of crap . I can't believe people actually paid money to watch this . Three brothers start a skin mag and one of them slowly goes crazy with guilt . Something like Reefer Madness . There was so little sexploitation in this it was unbelievable... |
432,391 | 2,171,244 | 209,264 | 3 | The incredible bath towel ! | What could be the greatest feature of this movie ? Could it be the creepy performance of Robert Englund ( soon to be seen in Zombie Strippers ) ? He is always enjoyable . Could be be the wacky performance of Jenny McCarthy ( soon to be seen in Wieners ) ? She just can't seem to keep her head on straight . Could it be t... |
434,511 | 2,171,244 | 71,465 | 3 | Don't mess with old crones | Interesting little Spanish horror flick that promises much more than it delivers . An old crone ( Tota Alba ) is abused by the police ( Fernando Sancho ) and enters the body of the young daughter of the police commissioner ( Ángel del Pozo ) . There really are not the special effects that you find in another possession... |
434,182 | 2,171,244 | 461,788 | 3 | Don't waste your time | This was so bad that If it hadn't included a hot tub scene with Jennifer Hill , it would have been one of the worst movies of all time . It has a good monster in The Ice Queen , but she was wasted with her incessant screaming , and the set just didn't allow her to really develop . The battle with Audrey ( Tara Walden )... |
434,024 | 2,171,244 | 431,114 | 4 | Same shite , different toilet | Ho Hum . Just another flick with Steven Seagal pretending to be some spiritual being , but bashing heads and killing like it was nothing . He , of course , justifies it in the end by donating the money to an orphanage . , How sweet . Lay the world to waste and we'll ignore it if you take care of a little girl . Jeesh !... |
434,325 | 2,171,244 | 462,517 | 4 | I did it for us . | If a tree sucks you up in a haunted forest , would there be a reason to watch it ? There really wasn't much to appreciate from this film . Three friends go into a forest in search of a haunted tree that one of the groups grandfather had written about . Forests are scary by themselves , but you never really felt that in... |
434,166 | 2,171,244 | 382,625 | 4 | Did that old cannabis charge finally catch up with me ? | Do you love a good mystery / thriller ? How about one that is supposedly based on fact ? How about one that takes place in Paris and the UK ? If you do , then this film has every thing you could be looking for in a movie . Ron Howard and Tom Hanks had an impossible job . Making a credible film on the tail of a hugely s... |
432,712 | 2,171,244 | 879,801 | 4 | A Dead Film | I was looking for something dark , and I got it . It plays like a Japanese horror film , and there is a slasher in it , but there was little else to hold my interest . Except for Sid Haig , of course . I just watched him the other night in his clown makeup , and he really was funny as a regular father in this film . He... |
432,986 | 2,171,244 | 91,225 | 4 | That's it , no more Mr . Nice Duck . | After watching Cobra , I got the opportunity to see the film that beat it for worst picture of 1986 . I wish I hadn't ! Of course , it was not only the worst picture , but the worst screenplay and worst visual effects . It was also nominated for worst director and worst original song , and Tim Robbins got a worst suppo... |
432,825 | 2,171,244 | 780,593 | 4 | Not as good as the last one | I am not hampered by the memory of the original Pumpkinhead , so I have only Pumpkinhead II as comparison . It excels tremendously over this one . The Doctor ( Doug Bradley ) and his family are selling body parts and have a barn full of uncremated bodies . It reminds me of the 339 bodies found at Tri-State Crematory in... |
434,350 | 2,171,244 | 470,055 | 4 | Action in the pool | I cannot believe that this film was not shot in a swimming pool . Every bit of the action seemed as if they were just splashing around acting like the ends was near . They even made some stupid comments about something being out there or this was for nothing . Well , it was for nothing and they really ripped us off . I... |
433,916 | 2,171,244 | 431,340 | 4 | We're not weird , honey . Everybody else is . | I am the one who is weird . I want to get prepared for Black Devil Doll , so I am immersing myself in classic doll / puppet stories starting with this one . First , you have Corey Feldman ( Gremlins , The Lost Boys ) as the mad scientist type trying to find his great great Uncle's formula , his cute daughter , Danielle... |
432,777 | 2,171,244 | 52,646 | 4 | A freak of life ! And , a freak of death ! | Another mad scientist movie , but grounded in science yet to come . A doctor ( Jason Evers ) seeks to advance science by attaching limbs to bodies that have lost them . He has made many mistakes , and they are all present in one body ; a hideous , gruesome monster ( Eddie Carmel ) that has mutated . He is on his was to... |
433,350 | 2,171,244 | 914,813 | 4 | Do not fear the heart of the snake . | The Sci-Fi Channel would not have the budget of Snakes on a Plane , so they could only afford one snake . But , it was one huge snake ! I was not expecting anything fantastic when I tuned into this . I was surprised , however , that it kept my interest . I really like the part where the dude looked up and the snake jus... |
433,415 | 2,171,244 | 342,207 | 4 | This is an atrocity . This is a travesty ! | With the writers strike continuing , we might just be in for some schlock like this to fill the air until it is settled . I am not , of course , referring to the movie , although it is pretty bad , but to the concept that has a real murder trial on TV for three hours and then , for only $19 . 95 , you can actually watc... |
434,272 | 2,171,244 | 70,205 | 4 | She doesn't know any more . Anything else would be lies . | If they had released this movie in Britain , it would have likely become one of the infamous video nasties . It has all the elements : low production costs , natives in various stages of undress , animal abuse , shark attacks , cannibalism , torture . It just didn't really cross the line , however . The torture was not... |
434,404 | 2,171,244 | 77,912 | 4 | Would you like some wine with this cheese ? | Remember the video nasty called Blood Feast . it was banned in Britain , and finally let in in 2005 . This film is a cheesy remake of the Herschell Gordon Lewis classic . It was banned and never let in . Instead of an Egyptian goddess , this guy here ( William Metzo ) is making sacrifices to some Aztec goddess . He tak... |
434,175 | 2,171,244 | 841,046 | 4 | The wrong kid died / The wrong kid died . . . | I have only walked out on one film in my life . This almost became the second . It was that bad . John C . Reilly has to be given credit for delivering the lines in this film with a straight face . I couldn't have done it . The dialog was plain cringe inducing . Only a tweener boy would find the lines remotely funny . ... |
434,491 | 2,171,244 | 478,165 | 4 | Bad shite always happens inside the creepy farmhouse . | There is no doubt that seeing Tiffany Kristensen flash the Butcher is the highlight of this film . Everything else has been seen before in other horror movies . Obnoxious frat boy , token African-American , lesbians , and , oh-my-gosh , a chainsaw . How original ! At least it was put to good use getting rid of the most... |
433,770 | 2,171,244 | 405,336 | 4 | Nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki ! | What in the world did I just see ? Why in the world would anyone make a movie that is part 2 of a story ? I want to see a movie without having to read a comic beforehand to understand why things are happening . Is that too much to ask ? That being said , Dwayne Johnson was riveting in an over-the-top performance . The ... |
433,491 | 2,171,244 | 171,363 | 4 | Purgatory is over , you go to hell . | There were only two things that kept me interested in this film : I was waiting for Owen Wilson to die , and Catherine Zeta Jones . This was basically a one woman show . Catherine Zeta Jones was just there to provide eye-candy . Liam Neeson was totally wasted in this film . Like Jones , he had no role at all . The film... |
432,198 | 2,171,244 | 47,898 | 4 | Not Wood's worst | There is a tendency to underrate Ed Eood's films due to the fact that he is considered one of the worst writers and directors out there . I will challenge that by saying that I consider William Allen Castleman and Robert Freeman to be worse than Wood . Having said that , you can't give this movie a high rating because ... |
433,289 | 2,171,244 | 338,294 | 4 | My fcking dick was cut off ! | You don't usually expect a lot from a " B " movie , but this does have the Queen of Horror , Debbie Rochon , and Lloyd Kaufman , one of the founders of Troma . Conrad ( Michael Rodrick ) finds out that the love of his life , Jennifer ( Rochon ) has a sordid past . When he breaks it off , she breaks it off - literally !... |
433,094 | 2,171,244 | 412,260 | 4 | 45 Days in Jail | It should be no surprise that this was the best selling and best renting video of 2005 . 62 minutes of Paris Hilton gets up the curiosity of many . Who else gets 45 days in jail for a parole violation and it makes national news ? The best part of this film is seeing the " deer caught in the headlights " look of Paris .... |
432,268 | 2,171,244 | 490,240 | 4 | Only so many ways to show a monster | If you are looking for a creepy show on a Saturday night , then this one that could fit the bill if you catch it on cable . I would certainly be more inclined to believe that Big Pharma has something like this in the basement than some creature from space . Trina Brink makes her debut performance ay Maya , the mutant .... |
434,299 | 2,171,244 | 858,437 | 4 | A documentary would probably be more interesting . | Ever since he played a goon in Lone Wolf McQuade , actor / stuntman Kane Hodder has been busy . His film , Hatchet , got all the publicity last year , but he still makes a couple of more films every year . He should have skipped this one . Hodder seems to be the king of the slashers . he has played Jason Voorhees from ... |
432,139 | 2,171,244 | 381,985 | 4 | So much bush , you'd think you were in a jungle . | This video nastie was banned in Britain and never released . No , it wasn't for Jesus Franco's propensity for plenty of full frontal nudity , including his own wife , Lina Romay . After all , they have made over 100 films together , and I am sure moviegoers know her as well as he does . No , it was the application of t... |
433,204 | 2,171,244 | 995,033 | 4 | Go see what the devil can do . | If I had wanted to see an A & E Biography on Richard Speck , I would have tuned into A & E . I got this DVD because of Debbie Rochon , and it was an extreme disappointment on so many levels . First , Debbie played a prostitute and was only in the film for five minutes . No . she didn't get naked . In fact , the only ti... |
433,745 | 2,171,244 | 461,826 | 4 | I was talking to the vampire . | Estrella ( Nerea Inchausti ) is a good student , but she is a loner . She reads horror novels , and watches horror movies , like the Spanish version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre , and keeps a statue of Nosferatu in her room . The chainsaw killer is a friend that only she can see , unlike her " vampire " friend that can w... |
434,242 | 2,171,244 | 43,360 | 4 | Rumble in the jungle | It is a story as old as man . The jealousy for another man's wife and possessions . There are even commandments against it . In this story , Raymond Burr ( " Perry Mason " , " Ironside " ) is the manager of a runner plantation who lusts after the owners wife and feels that he isn't treated with respect . The wife , the... |
432,341 | 2,171,244 | 118,174 | 4 | No winner here . | Rebecca De Mornay - yes ! Vincent D'Onofrio - yes ! Delroy Lindo - yes ! Michael Madsen - yes ! What more could you want in a movie . Put them in Vegas and give us a story about robbery , and you got me . yes , you got me - with a movie that just didn't seem to go anywhere . It just jumped all over the place and had no... |
432,989 | 2,171,244 | 329,774 | 4 | Wars come and go , but my soldier stay eternal . | He's no Vin Diesel , but Ice Cube gives a credible performance in a predictable action flick . Samuel L . Jackson is back as the boss , and Willem Dafoe is the bad guy , a part he plays well . She is no Asia Argento , but Nona Gaye provided the eye candy for the movie . I imagine that Gaye got the part in The Matrix Re... |
433,620 | 2,171,244 | 52,846 | 4 | Have you heard the reports of a " giant lizard " ? | Sody pop and hot rods and teen lingo . This is definitely a movie out of the 50s . No snakes or dinosaurs or alligators , but a giant gila monster snaking on delicious people . Sheriff Jeff ( Fred Graham ) is at a loss and the town bigwig ( Bob Thompson ) is on his case . But , there is one teen ( Don Sullivan ) around... |
432,699 | 2,171,244 | 956,335 | 4 | What ? A Zombie movie without gore ? | I am not a " Survivor " fan . I find all those game boring . But , come up with a " Survivor " episode where you have to escape a bunch of zombies to win the prize , and I'll be glued to the set . Forget the story here , what there is of it has so many holes it looks like Swiss cheese , and the dialog is rehashed from ... |
433,933 | 2,171,244 | 330,181 | 4 | Fck off , douchebag ! | If I wanted to see a story about John Wayne Gacy , I would tune into A & E , as they do biographies . I was looking for something that had more horror and thriller than biography . The horror was that I sat through the whole thing . Forget the " stars " in this film . All of them are forgettable , including the one tha... |
434,553 | 2,171,244 | 252,223 | 4 | Not bad for a bunch of queens . | Tony Parker : Well , actually , I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body . . . but it's more complicated than that . Now this is an Eddie Izzard moving worth watching . Not a great film , mind you , but a bit funny . Izzard was precious as tony parker . i can't get the image of Joey out of my mind when I see Matt LeBlanc... |
434,003 | 2,171,244 | 117,803 | 4 | Still looking good at 40 | I haven't seen a Cynthia Rockrock film in a long time , and it only cost me a buck , so what the hell . besides that she shows some skin in this movie . I have to say that she still has some good moves at 40 and still has one hot bod . Just seeing her smash some bad guys is worth the buck . But , she has slowed down co... |
432,578 | 2,171,244 | 92,115 | 4 | The young Wizard boy | Since Harry Potter first appeared in Joane Rowling's books in 1997 , this must be the first boy wizard , Harry Potter , Jr . , some nine years earlier . Harry Potter ( Michael Moriarty ) moves his family into an apartment and his daughter Wendy Anne ( Jenny Beck ) manages to get herself turned into a troll . This troll... |
433,684 | 2,171,244 | 397,065 | 4 | Paris has a headache | I will not lie to save face . I actually went to the theater to see this film on the first day it was out . I wanted to see just how far Paris Hilton would go in the film . It was a real disappointment as she flashes more to the paparazzi that she gave people who paid money to see her . Elisha Cuthbert ( Love , Actuall... |
432,520 | 2,171,244 | 113,500 | 4 | If a small taco is a taquito , then a small judge . . . must be a Judge Ito ! | I am sure that there is someone out there in movie audiences that like Pauly Shore . I mean , he has to have made something worth watching , right ? Well , it certainly wasn't this movie . Except for Tia Carrere , there really isn't anything to see here . The concept is innovative , I have to admit . Made homeless , he... |
432,750 | 2,171,244 | 60,558 | 4 | We are both outside the law . | I was looking for zombie films and came across this . I couldn't resist the title . A film from a director that gave us such classics as Billy the Kid versus Dracula and Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla . I can't wait to see those . The sound on my copy was terrible . Lips moved out of conjunction with words , and ... |
432,416 | 2,171,244 | 179,477 | 4 | Cheap tribute film | There is no doubt that this is a cheapie . Director Anthony Hickox admits that had little budget and time to do it right . But , sometimes cheapies can be worth watching . Sometimes . In this case , if he had more money he could have gotten Burt Lancaster instead of Robert Miano . Gen . James Mattoon Scott is the preem... |
434,499 | 2,171,244 | 454,970 | 4 | Hostel for Dummies | This is a movie for all those teens who can't figure out how to see Hostel . It is not recommended for anyone over the age of 18 unless you just like seeing young girls run around in bikinis . First , why would anyone set a movie in Brazil without showing any Brazilian beauties ? Maybe , because those who are attracted... |
432,979 | 2,171,244 | 404,802 | 4 | Neo-con Nightmares | I have only seen Gretchen Mol in two other films ( Girl 6 , Donnie Brasco ) , and don't really remember her , but she did a great job as a naive girl who posed for pictures because it made people happy . She really didn't think what she was doing was wrong , even when she left the business and found her religion again ... |
433,316 | 2,171,244 | 104,808 | 4 | Finish it ! | I am at a distinct disadvantage here . I have not seen the first two movies in this series , although I have seen a lot of Larry Cohen films . Fans of the series seem to think this is a good film . Judging it on it's own , it was pretty boring . You never get a real good look at the maniac cop's ( Robert Z'Dar ) face ,... |
433,616 | 2,171,244 | 39,800 | 4 | Didn't I just see you outside baying at the moon ? | The story is not an important as the chance to see Bela Lugosi acting . He played Professor Leonide , a strange character , in his only color movie as a star . Former Olympic wrestler Nat Pendleton provided the comic relief as a dis = graced police officer desperately hoping someone would get murdered so he could solve... |
434,623 | 2,171,244 | 113,449 | 4 | Come and get me pumpkin man . | OK , I could only find three reasons to consider this film worthwhile considering the extremely low budget . First there was Linnea Quigley and Rachel Carter . Actually , the two of them gave me four good reasons to watch , and watch I did . The only other reason to watch is that a lot of was filmed right down the road... |
434,483 | 2,171,244 | 364,955 | 4 | Bad Art | I tuned into this because of the director , Terry Zwigoff ( Bad Santa ) despite being warned that it was not worth watching . I should have heeded the advice as it was not worth watching . It wasn't a complete waste , but when I want to see an artist who wants to be successful to get a girl , I can probably check the l... |
432,645 | 2,171,244 | 74,768 | 4 | Secret Gitmo training film ? | This video nastie was initially banned , but allowed release without any cuts . Supposedly it was the cover and the subject matter that was found offensive , and not the actual film . Of course , many would find the film offensive . It was poorly shot , had no real actors , had really boring sex scenes , and was just a... |
432,754 | 2,171,244 | 117,550 | 4 | Santa , you sleigh me ! | OK , this is probably the absolutely worst Christmas program ever ! No , it is not as bad as Feeders 2 : Slay Bells , but for a Christmas show it is pretty bad . Hulk Hogan may have been a good wrestler , but he certainly cannot act . Here he bumps his head and thinks he's Santa . He is up against a group of real clown... |
432,209 | 2,171,244 | 452,594 | 4 | It's not about doing the things you love , it's about doing things with the one you love ! | I have avoided this movie for a long time . I must have picked it up 20 times and put it back down . I had to see it as I am one of those who is in love with Jennifer Anniston . I have loved her ever since she broke on the scene as Rachel in Friends . She so disappointed me in going off with that jerk Ross instead of J... |
433,126 | 2,171,244 | 370,032 | 4 | I've never failed to complete | I loved Kurt Wimmer's Equilibrium , and I hear that the DVD of this movie will have 30 more minutes that were cut from the theater version , but I am not sure that is enough . The movie is just too cartoonish for me . I know it comes from a comic book , but I really felt like I was playing a video game rather than watc... |
432,318 | 2,171,244 | 64,048 | 4 | Just makes me salivate at the thought of " Mark of the Astro Zombies " | I just wasn't sure that I could watch after seeing that beautiful white 65 0r 66 Mustang convertible splattered with blood after the zombie killed the heavenly beauty that was riding it . I was just hoping he wouldn't put any dents in it . Most of it was a major snooze-fest with lots of time spent showing people drivin... |
433,962 | 2,171,244 | 94,620 | 4 | Zombi 4 : Watching it is like death | This one is really a snooze-fest after the great ones I saw this weekend . It starts with a High priest who calls on the zombies to come from hell and exact revenge for the death of his daughter . The last thing we see is a little girl running away as her parents are killed . In the very next scene the little girl ( Ca... |
432,246 | 2,171,244 | 74,855 | 4 | No , it's not Mandingo | Trading on the success of the 1975 hit , this film is a cheaply made story of a plantation where Massa gets down with the slave women , and the Missus gets down with the big black stud , and with massa'a son also . In fact , there is so much getting down going on , that I really don't know why anyone bothered to get dr... |
433,929 | 2,171,244 | 82,467 | 4 | High School slasher | An interesting slasher film with multiple suspects . Includes typical girl flashing her breasts ( Denise Cheshire ) as she changes into her swimsuit , creepy suspect - any one of them could be doing the deed , expected breast baring to get a passing grade ( Linnea Quigley ) , a very unusual forward pass , more bare bre... |
432,939 | 2,171,244 | 473,348 | 4 | I don't care if the whole world is coming to an end , I'm not stopping ! | I wouldn't either if I was laying on top of Bernadette Perez . There just wasn't anything going on that was more important at the time . I can't wait to see her again in Werewolf in a Women's Prison . But you are not here for that . What about the movie ? It seems to be a remake of Dawn of the Dead / Night of the Livin... |
433,973 | 2,171,244 | 430,334 | 4 | Another chance to see Christa . | OK , I am consumed with Christa Campbell . I have read and reread this month's Playboy feature on her . OK , I mainly looked at the pictures . I even ran down to get Scars when it came out to see her one picture in it . She is a MySpace friend and I cannot wait until her new film is out on DVD next month and the 2001 M... |
434,473 | 2,171,244 | 82,559 | 4 | Another Night of the Living Dead ? | Virus is the original Italian title of this video nastie , which was one of the infamous 74 banned in Britain as " Zombie Creeping Flesh , " and released in 2002 without any cuts . It is also known as as " Zombie 2 " , " Night Of The Zombies " and " Hell Of The Living Dead . " A chemical plant in the jungle releases ... |
433,038 | 2,171,244 | 486,578 | 4 | If I go back to jail they gonna make me a woman ! | The Eagles were thumping the Cowboys and the Jaguars wanted us to watch them lose again instead of letting us see Miami beat the Jets , so I checked out this film knowing that I probably wouldn't like it . Now , I was totally satisfied watching Malinda Williams ( Idlewild , " Soul Food " ) trying to keep from spilling ... |
434,201 | 2,171,244 | 257,516 | 4 | There's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf . | Big whoop ! This was a real disappointment for a werewolf film . Safe sex ? There was NO sex . I mean the beast can tear a woman in half , but she still keeps her top . The lovely Mya ( Chicago ) was attacked , wasn't she ? We wouldn't know because we didn't see . And , this was the " Unrated " version . Christina Ricc... |
432,129 | 2,171,244 | 430,239 | 4 | Lots of waiting | Poor Danielle ( Cerina Vincent ) . While she waits to return to the house on Haunted Hill , she is stuck in a ranger tower in the woods of British Columbia . Maybe she can pass the time with that weed they are famous for up there . But no , she takes solace in a bottle of vodka and agonizes about driving drunk and kill... |
433,154 | 2,171,244 | 82,497 | 4 | Hand job | Being an actor must be hard sometimes . I would think that someone as good as Michael Caine would not have to take jobs like this . It really is beneath him . He lost his hand and the hand has a mind of its own - or does it ? It may act separate from it's owner , but apparently it's owner is directing it . It was creep... |
433,490 | 2,171,244 | 208,988 | 4 | My name is Jack Carter , and you don't want to know me . | If you are going to watch this you either need to have a barf bag ready or a gun to kill yourself for being so stupid . Remakes are a big warning sign that Hollywood has run out of ideas . They seldom work , and , even if they are good , they are unfavorably compared with the original . Don't tell me about The Departed... |
433,991 | 2,171,244 | 64,369 | 4 | Ghastly , just Ghastly | This film was released in the UK under the name Blood Rites . It was banned outright and never submitted again for release . As The Ghastly Ones , it was supposedly a hit with the horror hungry denizens of New York City's famed 42nd Street Grindhouse circuit . If you are looking for some bloody horror , then you will f... |
432,965 | 2,171,244 | 49,092 | 4 | While I live , while my blood burns hot , your daughter is not safe in her tent . | The John Wayne marathon . Now , this is real Grindhouse fare . the lines in this film are comparable to such classics as Satan's black Wedding or Diary of a Nymph . John Wayne as Ghengis Khan ! I would not waste time talking about this film as i don't recommend anyone seeing it , but there is an interesting story behin... |
432,961 | 2,171,244 | 161,492 | 4 | Truth or tooth ? | Our favorite dentist ( Corbin Bernsen ) escapes from the loony bin and sets up shop in a small town . It isn't long before he is drilling again , since he is possessed by the demon dentist . He is in love with Jaime ( Jillian McWhirter ) , and that green-eyed monster rares it's ugly head again . Bev ( Susanne Wright ) ... |
433,239 | 2,171,244 | 148,865 | 4 | From now on you'll have a lot of wedding nights . | The golden age of sexploitation was between 1965 and 1968 after the Supreme Court ruled on I am Curious Yellow . This sleazy film is laughable now as a pseudo documentary about how four girls came into the clutches of the syndicate and became prostitutes , or " zero girls " as they called them . It is filled with stock... |
433,621 | 2,171,244 | 51,381 | 4 | A clever way to keep your friends close . | Now , this is a strange little man . Mr Franz ( John Hoyt ) makes dolls . But , in addition to his regular dolls , he has some very special ones that look oh so realistic . Left by his wife for an acrobat , Franz has found a way that one one he loves will ever leave again . Sally Reynolds ( June Kenney ) , his new secr... |
434,445 | 2,171,244 | 79,082 | 4 | I can't work with those guys playing that loud music . | Unfairly maligned " A hit " A gem " Who writes this stuff ? This film was a real waste unless you are a punk rock fan . It is notable because it was the film that ignited the whole " video nastie " brouhaha in Britain . It was initially banned in Britain and Germany and then released with cuts in 1999 and re-released... |
432,267 | 2,171,244 | 117,452 | 4 | Show me that world , baby ! | OK , Debbie Rochon made some real cheapies on the road to the title of Scream Queen . This was definitely low budget . Absolutely nothing was spent for extras . Hey , can't you get free ones ? I would be happy to sit at the bar next to Debbie . She was just in for a quick drink , but Maria Ortiz had other things in min... |
433,930 | 2,171,244 | 439,238 | 4 | Bound to cause boredom | There are two classes of people who will love this film - Stephen Baldwin fans and Gladys Jimenez fans . All others are bound to be bored . Baldwin plays a cop ( Max Garrett ) who is dangerously close to being kicked out . He is assigned to watch Laura ( Kristy Swanson ) and protect her from a crazed killer . You'll kn... |
434,509 | 2,171,244 | 125,806 | 4 | French horror director takes a break | Jean Rollin ( Caged Vampires , Queen of the Vampires , Zombie Lake ) takes a break from the dead and directs an adventure of the living . Two girls ( Gilda Arancio & Joëlle Coeur ) travel the countryside enjoying each others company and bodies and company of whomever they manage to hook up with . They find a small-time... |
432,991 | 2,171,244 | 90,859 | 4 | You're the disease , and I'm the cure . | This film was nominated in practically every category for worst film of 1986 . Of course , Sly Stallone gets those nominations regularly for his totally emotionless performances . He was no different here . I cannot believe that Madonna took the award away from Brigitte Nielsen . She , too , went through this film like... |
433,053 | 2,171,244 | 218,619 | 4 | I'm not Crazy ! | You may not be , but I certainly am thinking that I was going to get something extra with a R-rated " Killer Kut . " When you make a PG-13 teenspoitation movie with the usual suspects ( Melissa Sagemiller , Wes Bentley , Casey Affleck , Eliza Dushku , Luke Wilson ) and put out a supposedly unrated or R version , you wi... |
432,197 | 2,171,244 | 52,077 | 4 | The all-time worst film | It is amazing what you see when you can't sleep and turn the TV on at 2 am . No . it wasn't Plan 69 From Outer Space , a later Ed Wood movie that feature more than ghouls and vampires , but the original . Using some of thew same actors that he used in earlier films like Tor Johnson , this time a police inspector that m... |
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