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434,346 | 2,171,244 | 378,808 | 5 | I mean the way the world is today . . . what counts as a crime anymore ? | If you don't have a budget for name actors or special effects , then you need a good script . Now , I don't know if I would call Scott Phillips script good , but it was certainly different enough . Matool ( Kurly Tlapoyawa ) is a Rock look-a-like that doesn't use guns because he says bullets are hard to find . He isn't... |
433,938 | 2,171,244 | 95,736 | 5 | What's it all about , River ? | I only tuned into this film to see Ione Skye . Denise ( Ione Skye ) and Jimmy ( River Phoenix ) had an interesting thing going on . Outside of her , I am really not sure what was going on . Jimmy seemed to be trying to find his own way and not follow what others wanted him to do . Sort of a slacker , he was in constant... |
432,439 | 2,171,244 | 455,362 | 5 | Dogs on crack ! | I like those movies with the little dogs , and this one was worth watching just for the presence of Michelle Rodriguez ( " Lost " , Bloodrayne ) . It's not Cujo or Rottweiler , but it did feature some ferocious animals and a bitchin ' ending . Besides Michelle , it also featured Taryn Manning from Hustle & Flow , and L... |
432,860 | 2,171,244 | 810,444 | 5 | Black juice runs through your soul . | This film was very hard to rate . For a low budget horror flick , it wasn't bad , but it could have been so much better . First , it spent entirely too much time with the actors just acing stupid . Lots of hot girls running around , but the guys were just plain dumb . It wasted a lot of time that could have been spent ... |
433,731 | 2,171,244 | 252,501 | 5 | A great book done an injustice | I am not a Stephen King fan . Works of his that I have read over the years can easily be counted on one hand . It just so happens that this is one of those and I thoroughly enjoyed it . I was anxiously awaiting the movie , especially as i felt that Anthony Hopkins would be great for the role . I was mistaken . The book... |
432,560 | 2,171,244 | 171,089 | 5 | Lesbian action and real x-rated sex | The action starts hot and heavy after a murder in the prison yard . The fire hoses are tuned on , and soon the skimpy prison uniforms look like a wet T shirt contest at Bike Week , with boobs flying out in some cases . This isn't your ordinary prison . The warden and guards don't bother with bras and only button the bo... |
432,529 | 2,171,244 | 372,921 | 5 | Into the bowels of Hell . | Gore Hounds will love this movie . There is more gore in the first two minutes than almost all of the " video nasties " I have seen to date . A group moves into the house to search for evidence of paranormal activity - or maybe something more . It does get funny at times when four zombies , including scream queen Zoe M... |
432,956 | 2,171,244 | 91,142 | 5 | It didn't ask to be born . | Was this a story of Mary Shelly's inspiration for Frankenstein . It could be , but that is not what makes it interesting . It is not your usual horror film . It is more for those who dwell in the surreal world fueled by opiates . Shelly ( Julian Sands ) , Mary Shelly ( Natasha Richardson ) , and her half-sister Claire ... |
434,512 | 2,171,244 | 198,386 | 5 | I just wanted to see Christa Campbell | Sometimes we watch movies for the strangest reasons ; at least I do . I tuned into this movie about a bunch of aging mobsters for one reason - and it wasn't to see Richard Dreyfuss , Burt Reynolds , Dan Hedaya , or Seymour Cassel , who played some aging mobsters trying to stop the development of their South Beach hotel... |
432,575 | 2,171,244 | 112,712 | 5 | What ? A prison movie with no shower scene ! | I first saw Cynda Williams in One False Move and i was hooked . She is a raving beauty and can act too . Naturally , I grabbed this DVD as soon as I could . Unfortunately , like Greed , it didn't live up to the potential . The main problem was the lack of real support for Williams . James Russo ( you might remember him... |
434,448 | 2,171,244 | 56,528 | 5 | Drive that stake between those heaving bosoms ! | One would imagine that this film came out of those pocket books so popular with the ladies . It is a Gothic romance from start to finish with sumptuous sets , heaving bosoms and formal attire . Graziella Granata is absolutely gorgeous even in black and white , and she falls into the vampire's ( Dieter Eppler ) trap imm... |
433,928 | 2,171,244 | 244,786 | 5 | Are those tearaway nipples ready yet ? | Well , we don't need Tropic Thunder to parody Hollywood when we have this movie that spoof low budget B-movies . Linnea Quigley , or just plain Linnea , as she is now billed , stars as a scream queen under contract to Faraday Pictures for " six films or six week , whichever comes first . " She mostly runs around the se... |
434,367 | 2,171,244 | 221,263 | 5 | Perfect for the raincoat crowd | I think this will be it for the exploration to see what played in Times Square grindhouse in the sixties . This is perfect grindhouse fare . The drug-induced orgies that are part and parcel of the photographers and models who seek pleasure in whatever form . It's all her for those who enjoy boobies and asses and fruit ... |
434,308 | 2,171,244 | 497,373 | 5 | Unrated my ass ! | There is nothing like an old prison to add to the creepiness of a horror film , especially if there is some old murders that are at the root of the horror . Looking at this from just a detective thriller , it is very interesting as Michael Paré looks into a couple of suicides related to the prison . He hooks up with th... |
432,775 | 2,171,244 | 70,634 | 5 | Stop him ! He's a vampire ! | I am not familiar with the Hammer Draculas , but this was a fairly watchable film , even if it had little action . It begins with a cultish ritual with a naked girl . The assemble men seemed to be licking their lips over her body more that they were focusing on their rituals . A British agent escapes with the secrets a... |
433,480 | 2,171,244 | 87,797 | 5 | You're going to ruin Christmas forever . | Once upon a time there were three little girls who went to the police academy - two in Los Angeles , the other in San Francisco - and they were each assigned very hazardous duties . But one married a geologist and his company was dynamiting near North Pole City . Now she works for me . My name is Santa . A new assignme... |
433,033 | 2,171,244 | 330,691 | 5 | B-Movie Argento , but highly watchable . | One of the the great things about giallo is the blood and nudity . The serial killer takes the time to undress his victim before tossing her in the water , so we get to see everything . A little Saw and a little " CSI " / " Criminal Minds " ; this film features a new gimmick . We'll play cards for the life of a girl . ... |
433,137 | 2,171,244 | 122,642 | 5 | Being a cop gave me a chance to make a difference . | Another story about a cop ( Bo Dietl ) that tries to do his job while still hanging on to his friends from the neighborhood . The fact that they are all mobsters gives the FBI an opportunity to blackmail him into working for them . He refuses and almost loses his badge . Stephen Baldwin ( The Usual Suspects ) play Diet... |
433,722 | 2,171,244 | 316,904 | 5 | Something seems to be missing | You never know what you'll find when the dogs wake you at 3am . This interesting film-noir thriller was not as good as it could have been . I like Michael T . Weiss as Jarod in " The Pretender . " Of course , I liked Andrea Parker more . He tended to overact in this film and his haircut was atrocious . Normally , I wou... |
433,947 | 2,171,244 | 56,633 | 5 | Sleep in the car ! | You are lost on a lonely Italian road . A storm is coming up . There is no motel around . You spot a castle . Stay away , you dolt ! Sleep in the car . Do not enter the creepy castle . Alas , our group does not heed the warning and end up in a castle . The owner , Count Gabor Kernassy ( Walter Brandi ) , tries to shoo ... |
434,575 | 2,171,244 | 431,438 | 5 | Christmas with the family , eww ! | Oh , Santa , you are just so out of date . I mean that suit is so last century , and a beard , Eww ! You just have to quit stuffing those cookies and milk in your stomach . Brooke Nevin ( I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer ) is a superficial teen who wants to go skiing on Christmas and makes a deal with Santa . ... |
432,301 | 2,171,244 | 160,393 | 5 | For the Audie England fans | Long before day After Tomorrow , there was ice in Los Angeles and the rest of the world . A group of intrepid Angelinos , including Audie England ( Julie ) , made the trek to find a ship hoping to escape the cold . Little did they know that the evil Dr . Kistler ( Udo Kier ) lied and the ship was only coming for him . ... |
433,444 | 2,171,244 | 66,380 | 5 | Not much lesbian and very little vampire | I am attracted to vampire movies . They are my favorite type of horror . Adding lesbian to the title is a sure attraction , but there was very little of either lesbian action or vampirism in this Franco film . Now , Jesus Franco may not be familiar to everyone . Possibly because he had over 50 aliases . He directed ove... |
432,412 | 2,171,244 | 303,782 | 5 | Miike finally disappoints | I have seen some very good work from Takashi Miike - Ichi the Killer , Graveyard of Honor - but this was a real disappointment . There were only a few instances of fighting and two were a real disappointment . The basic story is simple . A failed boxer and minor thug named named Junpei ( Daisuke Nagakure ) decides to t... |
433,831 | 2,171,244 | 160,338 | 5 | You're obviously mistaking me for someone with potential . | Is this what a college education in America has become ? 20 years old and college educated and heading to Harvard law , and no one shows her any respect ? No one values her or her opinions ? She is left to the lecherous machinations of someone old enough to be her father ? Sarah Polley ( Dawn of the Dead ) is cute . of... |
432,820 | 2,171,244 | 108,565 | 5 | All muddled up | I couldn't quite bring myself to give this film a " watch " recommendation . It fell just short , in my opinion , of a good film . Oh , it had promise . There could have been a lot more done to make this film interesting . As it was , it seemed to always be missing something . Now , I understand Jane Eyre fans know all... |
432,273 | 2,171,244 | 897,361 | 5 | You'd let both of us die just to keep your secret ? | This time the Razzie's got it wrong . This movie was no where near as bad as made out to be and was , in fact , a fascinating movie . Let's get the major complaint out of the way first , as I happen to agree with it . If you are going to take a role that calls for you to be a stripper , then you damn well better be wil... |
433,427 | 2,171,244 | 53,095 | 5 | I'm above all their laws ! | I really don't know if this was supposed to be horror or sci-fi . In fact , I really don't know why I got it . There had to be some reason , but I forgot . Maybe I thought it was the nunsploitation angle as Karin Kernke is referred to as " Sister " Sanders . I have really forgotten . It came out three years before the ... |
434,279 | 2,171,244 | 91,836 | 5 | You're just a sht-stain on the panties of life . | Taking time out from the John Wayne Marathon for a public service . In anticipation of our favorite heiress going to jail next month , I wanted something that she might watch to give her an idea of what to expect , I found this movie with some bizarre characters like Wendy Williams , lead singer for the infamous 80s pu... |
432,617 | 2,171,244 | 858,479 | 5 | People like you and me don't need to compensate . | My first impression of this movie was that the casting was brilliant . I must have been right as I see they were nominated for a casting award . Dennis Quaid was a perfect pick for a burnt out , pompous professor , who was self-absorbed to the point of nausea . What Sarah Jessica Parker saw in him was completely beyond... |
434,432 | 2,171,244 | 769,539 | 5 | Deal with the Devil | This was a very interesting film about a man , Darren ( Brian Prost - All Wrapped Up ) who has three minutes to decide to make a deal with what was obviously the devil . He sustained injuries that would put him in a vegetative coma . We assume he signed the contract , as he lives and we see him a month later . But Darr... |
434,442 | 2,171,244 | 69,994 | 5 | Things are certainly not as they appear . | From the cover of Playboy magazine to the bowels of hell as Nurse Charlotte Beale ( Rosie Holotik ) takes a job in a private insane asylum in backwater Texas . The doctor in charge had some strange ideas . He thought that he could help patients take out their aggression on a log with an ax . Too bad he turned his back ... |
432,375 | 2,171,244 | 126,820 | 5 | The Idiot's Guide to Serial Killing | I don't trust anybody who doesn't smoke . Is that the first requirement for becoming a serial killer ? If so , I am on my way . Truly , watching Ariauna Albright learn from Butch ( James L . Edwards ) was very interesting , and a bit funny . When they went into action as a priest and nun , I almost lost it . How funn... |
432,244 | 2,171,244 | 419,946 | 5 | Dishonorable | Rome ( Robert Patrick ) : Morgan , see if you can go find the generator . Morgan ( Anthony Ray Parker ) : Why me ? Rome : Why not ? Morgan : What if there's some guy up there with a hockey mask and a hatchet ? Or . . . or a group of country ass crackers cravin ' some man-love ? Rome : It'll be fun , like summer camp . ... |
434,036 | 2,171,244 | 397,044 | 5 | Unless , of course , you'd rather be buried here , as a ceiling fan or something . | Although I was disappointed in this film for the most part , it had some parts that were really good . I can't give it a recommendation as a horror film . I would have never watched it had I know it was another Twilight . I am not interested in horror stories for tweens . Whether vampires or werewolves , these stories ... |
433,715 | 2,171,244 | 226,194 | 5 | Visually stunning and a bit unusual | I was tempted to give this only four stars , but I added a fifth because it was an unusual presentation . The photography and visual effects are great and Brad Turner , who seems to have done a lot of Sci-Fi TV and Species III , did a good job directing , even if we didn't always know where it was going . But , maybe t... |
434,066 | 2,171,244 | 74,455 | 5 | Name's Buck and I'm rarin ' to fck . | This video nastie is not Robert Englund's first film , but it is close . He is a young buck , named Buck , that jumps on anything he can . It is director Tobe Hooper's third film , done right after Texas Chainsaw Massacre . He gives us something weird , yet compelling . It was initially banned in Britain , where it wen... |
432,758 | 2,171,244 | 126,859 | 5 | Not my cup of tea | The title is a bit wrong . It should have simply been The Loss Of innocence , as there was not always something sexual involved . It was a strange movie - an art film with absolutely beautiful music and charming scenery - but , it would definitely not be for everybody . I am really not a fan of non-liner stories . This... |
434,501 | 2,171,244 | 435,631 | 5 | You know what I am . . . a lot better than I do . | There is nothing new here . Demon Hunter is a goofy , low-budget flick that wouldn't look out-of-place as a " movie of the week " on the Sci-Fi Channel . hey ! It is on this Friday . Unfortunately , it would have to be cut to just an hour after the sex scenes are removed - and that's with commercials ! Sean Patrick Fla... |
433,475 | 2,171,244 | 486,099 | 5 | Attack of the ( put monster name here ) . | Mansquito , Mega Snake , Ice Spiders , and now a big squid just waiting to be turned into delicious calamari . Tibor Takács has a lot of experience giving us the latest dangerous creature , and he doesn't do anything different here . Not only do we have a giant sea creature , but it comes with an interesting story abou... |
432,769 | 2,171,244 | 60,897 | 5 | The rent was due | This was really a disappointment after watching The Magnificent Seven . I know sequels are usually disappointing , but this one had nothing going for it compared to the original . The only character returning was Yul Brenner . he looked as if he was going through the motions to collect a check to pay the rent . The out... |
433,070 | 2,171,244 | 117,826 | 5 | Oh my God , it's a necrophiliac's wet dream ! | With Dennis Miller , you can expect that this will not be the usual Vampire movie . He makes constant references to movies , TV stars , and other personalities throughout . It is hard to believe that he didn't get writing credit as i imagine many of the lines were his . That's just a guess . Dennis certainly has his ey... |
432,390 | 2,171,244 | 100,514 | 5 | If you want a guarantee , buy a toaster . | You've seen it all before . There just aren't any new ways to tell the story of the veteran cop and the rookie . Even Clint Eastwood has done it before as Harry Callahan . So , if you like Clint Eastwood ( starred and directed ) and Charlie Shhen , then maybe this is worth your time . I tuned in for a chance to see Rau... |
433,254 | 2,171,244 | 408,828 | 5 | It ain't no M . A . S . H ! | This is an interesting military comedy about a G . I . ( Jason Biggs ) who is misassigned to Greenland instead of Hawaii . What is even worse , it that he is supposed to be a Public Information Officer , and the CO ( Jeremy Northam ) wants a newspaper . Being that I have been on remote bases ( Hofn Iceland ) and have a... |
434,449 | 2,171,244 | 117,765 | 5 | Florida politics on display | I am a big Carl Hiaasen fan and , while this may not be his best work , it certainly exposes the flaws in Florida politics for all the world to see . While certain environmentalists are celebrating Governor Charlie's transfer of $1 . 7 billion to Big Sugar , you can see in this film , even in a comical way , how they h... |
433,997 | 2,171,244 | 95,963 | 5 | What's that , Russian for " jerking off " ? | Two Walter Hill films in one day . How lucky can you get ? This one wasn't any better than the first one ( Streets of Fire ) . At least that one had good music . This one was just a reprise of Hill's 48 hours , except it is a Russian ( Arnold Schwarzenegger ) and a Chicgo cop ( James Belushi ) . It had the requisite bu... |
433,995 | 2,171,244 | 416,315 | 5 | I could tell you . But then I'd have to kill you . | I just didn't get it . I have no idea why Greg McLean was so celebrated as a writer and director on this Austrailian film . I can see when Quenton Tarantino thinks John Jarratt is one of the finest stars out of Austrailia , as he did a great job in his role , but that is all there was to the movie . Face it , the bulk ... |
434,053 | 2,171,244 | 117,784 | 5 | Middlin ' basketball picture | OK , so it is not the best basketball pic I have seen . That honor goes to Hoosiers . I can watch Gene Hackman over and over in that film and never get tired . But , having said that , it is not a bad film either . Rhea Perlman , whom I haven't seen since what , Officer Honey in that Canadian Bacon flick , really didn'... |
434,046 | 2,171,244 | 104,926 | 5 | Culture Clash | A couple of baseball flicks on tonight . This was the first and , while it is no great picture , it was worth watching . Tom Selleck plays the predictable Ugly American that thinks he knows it all . He can't accept that , if he really knew it all , he wouldn't have been sent to Japan . Dennis Haybert from 24 , The Unit... |
433,492 | 2,171,244 | 299,988 | 5 | Straight to video sequel | I should have known . Sequels are rarely as good as the original . This one is no exception . As a Texan-in-exile , I would be interested in it purely as a travelogue , except that it was filmed in Canada . You can tell that as they add " eh " to the end of Yee Haw ! Just kidding . C . Thomas Howell is back all grown u... |
432,782 | 2,171,244 | 52,969 | 5 | Their available food on ze island is nearing depletion ! | Killer shrews ! mad Scientists ! Lover's quarrels ! All this and more ! I just knew that I have seen James Best somewhere before . He has been in 177 films and TV shows , but Istill didn't remember because I have only watched " The Dukes of Hazzard " once or twice . he's Sheriff Rosco P . Coltrane ! You just can't hide... |
432,954 | 2,171,244 | 95,803 | 5 | Look at that guy . . . he probably gets more ass than a toilet seat | I seem to be on a slasher kick today . This one is about a clown named Bobo that targets phone-sex girls . Karen Black , Oscar nominee and Golden Globe winner for Five Easy Pieces , Golden Globe winner for The Great Gatsby , and Golden Globe nominee for The Day of the Locust ; along with Geoffrey Lewis , Golden Globe n... |
432,460 | 2,171,244 | 60,588 | 5 | A tribute to a popinjay ! | If this was supposed to be an epic war movie , it failed miserably . I was really hoping to see the defeat of the rebels in Sudan , much as one would hope for the defeat of the Janjaweed and the rescue of Darfur . I was sorely disappointed . The photography was magnificent , the music excellent , and the battles that w... |
433,157 | 2,171,244 | 397,105 | 5 | Why did they make this movie ? | There was nothing special about this movie . Dirty cops and mobsters and murdered prostitutes and crooked politicians have all be in many movies and at the same time . There just wasn't any reason for this movie to be made , especially considering that it was made so badly . Austin Pendleton ( A Beautiful Mind , The No... |
433,152 | 2,171,244 | 109,099 | 5 | I must have missed something | I was anxiously awaiting the chance to see this movie . I had only seen Viggo Mortensen in Hildago and A Hostory of Violence . I can't wait for Alatriste to come out on DVD as it will probably never play in my theater as I am a huge Perez-Reverte fan . I was really disappointed . I know this is early stuff , but it jus... |
433,237 | 2,171,244 | 64,972 | 5 | It is a bus that has come from hell . | The Golden Age of sexploitation in the late sixties gives us another feature from Something Weird . This one is towards the end of the era and it shows . There is actually a story here and much more action that would satisfy viewers . The production values are still really poor , but there is enough to keep your intere... |
433,050 | 2,171,244 | 278,487 | 5 | I'm not at all sure about this ! | I am really not sure what I was watching . There are writers listed for this film , but I saw no evidence of continuity or purpose . There is a movie being made and , at the same time , a documentary about the making of the movie by Salma Hayek . And , of course , all the acting around the movie . Try keeping all that ... |
433,669 | 2,171,244 | 36,307 | 5 | Feets don't fail me now | Poor John Carradine . He made a fatal mistake in thinking that he could turn his wife into a zombie and that she would obey his every command . Even dead , the wife is always right . Carradine starred as Dr . Max Heinrich von Altermann , a NAZI scientist that was trying to develop an army that would not have to eat and... |
434,418 | 2,171,244 | 71,508 | 5 | To know death Otto , you have to fck life . . . in the gall bladder ! | It's very hard to recommend this film , but it is also hard to dismiss it as Criterion saw fit to issue it in their collection . Udo Kier ( Halloween 2007 , Grindhouse , All the Queen's Men , and all of Lars von Trier's movies ) is the strangest Baron Frankenstin I have ever seen . He gets a certain glee out of playing... |
434,052 | 2,171,244 | 196,216 | 5 | Small Time Movie | I am not a Woody Allen fan . He just seems so neurotic all the time . He wears me out ! I tuned into this because of Hugh Grant . I just can't get enough of him . Too bad there wasn't much of him here to make this venture worth my time . But he did play his usual smooth and funny character . The beginning of this movie... |
434,065 | 2,171,244 | 94,597 | 5 | Would it be . . . possible . . . to open with a pair of hearts ? | Not the best horror film that you will watch , but it is significant as Robert Englund's director debut . It's a typical story of a nerdy teen ( Stephen Geoffreys ) with a whacked out mother ( Oscar-winner Sandy Dennis looking a lot heavier than I remember her ) , who keeps getting his head shoved in the toilet by the ... |
432,830 | 2,171,244 | 343,449 | 5 | Flesh disappearing , bones that walk , you call it what you want . I call it Sandmother . | Dr . Zack Straker ( Scott Bairstow ) , geek squad adventurer travels to the Nabib Desert on a service call after some mining techs go missing . They find bones stripped of all flesh and , eventually walking bones . This South African horror film is worth watching just for the desert scenery , although I cannot fathom h... |
434,132 | 2,171,244 | 377,744 | 5 | Be careful what you wish for . . . | OK , so it wasn't some blockbuster that had a chance at an Oscar , but it did win a couple of awards at film festivals . You won't see brilliant acting or compelling dialog , but it was worth watching just to bring into focus the contributions of Latinos to our daily lives and our economy . You may be feeding on a stea... |
433,838 | 2,171,244 | 94,612 | 5 | It was a regular fck-o-rama at my place last night . | One thing is certain . Carl Weathers did not age one bit from all those Rocky films , and he looked as good as ever in this action film that features a really bad guy that got what was due to him . Craig T . Nelson was evil , evil , evil . Of course , Sharon Stone was hot , hot , hot in a pre Basic Instinct film . I wo... |
433,659 | 2,171,244 | 71,675 | 5 | Hunting and killing babies doesn't seem to be my specialty . | The first of a trilogy by Larry Cohen , and apparently he wants a do-over as this film is currently in post-production , having been remade with a new cast , and probably scarier effects . It's scary enough as Frank and Lenore ( John P . Ryan and Sharon Farrell have a baby that is a little bit abnormal . Frank tries to... |
434,296 | 2,171,244 | 192,455 | 5 | Fk em if they can't take a joke . | I am not a Woody Allen fan . I consider it significant that he has only one Oscar nomination for acting and that was 30 years ago . All of his other many nominations and wins were for writing and directing . If you like Sacha Baron Cohen , then you will like Woody Allen and vice versa . Maybe they should do something t... |
434,021 | 2,171,244 | 64,155 | 5 | Girlie , I take what's warm and close . | Vince Hackett ( Victor French ) : You won't be needing my tender care anymore You're free to go , Jess . Anywhere where the Mexican law or Mexican federales can't find you . Or any place north where the American law or the American cavalry can't run you down . You're a famous man , Jess . Don't ever forget it . Jess Wa... |
432,919 | 2,171,244 | 109,903 | 5 | Hot showers frame a cold story | There are two shower scenes where we are treated to incredible views of my favorite psychologist ( Anne Heche from Prozac Nation ) and the lovely Ione Skye . This was definitely not a CBS Schoolbreak Special with Missy Crider and TV regular Bahni Turpin . Outside of these shower scenes was the cheesiest dialog that I h... |
433,263 | 2,171,244 | 331,334 | 5 | That Felissa Rose can sure scream | It seemed like a stereotypical dysfunctional family , presumably Italian-American , on a trip through the woods in New Jersey . They break down and , like the back roads of Texas , they come upon things they should have left alone . Felissa Rose seemed more like the daughter than the wife , but I'll play along . If Fra... |
434,005 | 2,171,244 | 492,460 | 5 | He's a little irritating , if you know what I mean . | Cute little story with music by Harry Connick Jr . That should be enough for most people to tune in , but there is more . Carol Kane ( Hester Street , " Taxi " ) plays the best friend of Eubie ( Rob Paulsen , who has seven Annie nominations and three wins for his characters ) . One of my favorite comedians ( even thoug... |
432,429 | 2,171,244 | 113,737 | 5 | About 3 fries short of a Happy Meal . | I decided to stay in British Columbia and watch another Lock Ness movie . This time the star is a little girl Sarah Wayne , in her only film . She was absolutely adorable , and made the experience pleasant . I wish I could say the same for Mark Harmon , but he just didn't do it . It's another story of a dad who is " fo... |
432,410 | 2,171,244 | 113,749 | 5 | You should see yourself right now , a grown man with his hand down his pants . | As slacker movies go , this was disappointing . It just doesn't seem funny to me seeing losers like Jeremy London and Jason Lee whining because they lost their girlfriends . I just can't imagine Claire Forlani with either of these two slackers anyway . Living a life of video games and comic books does not prepare you t... |
432,955 | 2,171,244 | 82,498 | 5 | Even with a big clue , I didn't see it coming . | Bernadette ( Lesleh Donaldson ) is almost strangled and relieved to see someone she knows . But , it is a short relief as she is slashed with a razor . So opens a classic slasher film . This is Little House on the Prairie's Melissa Sue Anderson's first starring role in a film , and , ignoring Skatetown U . S . A . , he... |
433,671 | 2,171,244 | 51,226 | 5 | A fun romp with the zombies | This film was interesting in a lot of respects . First , I immediately thought of Zombie Lake when I see the zombies going underwater . That shouldn't be surprising as zombies can't breathe anyway . Secondly , the story may have inspired Pirates of the Carrebean , as the premise is that the zombies are the crew of a su... |
432,300 | 2,171,244 | 106,455 | 5 | Interesting cop thriller . | Not one for the awards shows , but still an interesting thriller as Wesley Snipes is a good guy this time and he is after the one who killed an undercover cop . Need a sleaseball ? Just whistle and here comes Dennis Hopper . Hopper as a con man is the most believable character he can play . For a partner , he has the y... |
434,025 | 2,171,244 | 49,084 | 5 | No longer children , but not yet women . | This is a curiosity in that it is Catherine Deneuve's film debut . She is the little one that sneaks into the pantry at night pretending to be sleepwalking . I understand that most of her shots were removed from the film when it was sent to America , but this copy has all of them restored . O course , the interest is i... |
433,340 | 2,171,244 | 817,911 | 5 | Thriller with a supernatural twist | Take a decent script and you can cast a bunch of unknown actors and it will still work . It did here except for the ending . Columbia University is having a rash of rape / murders . The killer is looking for innocent looking blonds . Senior Cassidy Clarke ( Tyler Hanes ) is looking out for Freshman Jessica ( James Kath... |
433,542 | 2,171,244 | 143,874 | 5 | For those who like Hitchcock | One of the the things you can do as a new director is to get a great Director of Photography . He can help you avoid mistakes and save your butt . Raoul Ruiz is not a new director , he has over 90 films to his credit , but he is fairly new to the United States . This is supposed to be his " official " debut film . So ,... |
433,127 | 2,171,244 | 94,350 | 5 | Trading off Chow Yun Fat's fame . | At least this wasn't as bad as the Denzel Washington ripoff , License to Kill . Still , it was deceptive advertising as Chow Yun Fat was still a TV star at the time of this movie and had only a very minor part . However , the DVD has him prominently displayed on the cover , just like they did with Washingto . Lots of c... |
433,417 | 2,171,244 | 284,674 | 5 | Your 15 minutes are up . | Well , it wasn't a total waste of time . Never before have I seen a movie with over 60 recognized celebrities and as many more that I probably would never recognize . It's like watching an awards show . Pauly Shore , with a splendid resume that includes such Razzie favorites as Encino Man , Jury Duty , and Bio-Dome , d... |
432,381 | 2,171,244 | 331,720 | 5 | No real action here | This episode starts of a la James Bond , as Zero Woman ( Mikiyo Ono ) is swimming , apparently alone , then all hell breaks loose . The diminutive beauty appears to meet her match with a character taken right from the WWE . But , she manages to prevail . As she does with a really dumb hit-man who lets her get all the w... |
432,705 | 2,171,244 | 479,125 | 5 | Village of the 30 Days of Night | You have all probably seen this before . No , you have seen this before . If you have seen Village / Children of the Damned , there is no difference . A few hours vs . 10 years . Same thing . Once the children come out of their coma , then it is more 30 days of Night as they are zombified ( not zombies as they never re... |
434,223 | 2,171,244 | 835,787 | 5 | I knew I was a hopeless fool . | Sometimes a Korean film really grabs me , like Il Mare , which was remade into The Lake House . It was a beautifully romantic film ; just what this wasn't . The dialog throughout was superficial and boring . It never really rose above the level you would expect in a bar or nightclub . Superficial is a good term to desc... |
433,501 | 2,171,244 | 311,361 | 5 | Kung Fu Jesus shows some love . | Low budget doesn't have to mean tacky . This is obviously a " B " movie in everything you see , but it has a certain charm . Sometimes , it is a musical , but it certainly isn't Jesus Christ Superstar . Sometimes , it is a Kung Fu movie , but it's nothing like Jet Li . I was hoping that Jesus would get it on with Mary ... |
432,503 | 2,171,244 | 117,420 | 5 | Waste of time | I don't know why I gave up the only show I enjoy on TV to watch this . It was Van Damme , and it was his directoral debut . I was just curious . Well , you know what they say about curiosity . They seemed to spend an interminable amount of time getting to the action in this remake of Bloodsport . When they got there , ... |
432,525 | 2,171,244 | 71,413 | 5 | My face ! Look what you did to my beautiful face ! | AKA The Horrible House on the Hill , a five children survive a rollover in the snow-capped mountains of San Bernardino . They were on the way to a mental hospital , so you can imagine what comes next . One of the children thinks she is a nun , complete with habit . One of the children is teen pop idol Leif Garrett , wh... |
432,241 | 2,171,244 | 82,696 | 5 | Madman Marz . He's real . | Reportedly a slasher classic , I am appreciative of Fearnet . com for providing this for free . Check it out . The Friday the 13th campfire tale comes to life . Everyone was warned not to go into the woods alone , but one by one they succumb by not heeding the advice . Really , they were looking for Richie ( Jimmy Stee... |
433,017 | 2,171,244 | 82,700 | 5 | Oh God , please let her die soon . Oh , let her die soon . And let me die soon too , please . | There is the 85 or 86 minute version shown in South Korea and the UK . Then there is the full 93 minutes that caused this video nasty to be banned in Britain . It was re-released after those cuts in 2000 . Giovanni Lombardo Radice , who started his film career with Cannibal Apocalypse , and went on to the 2006 version ... |
434,571 | 2,171,244 | 101,301 | 6 | This is Santa Claus , not Dear Abby . | How can you watch a movie with Thora Birch and not just want to eat her up for being so cute . I am not referring to the lovely Thora in American Beauty , but the really cute one in this film . She just wants Santa to get her parents back together . Her brother Ethan ( Ethan Embry ) doesn't believe in Santa , so he tri... |
433,048 | 2,171,244 | 462,482 | 6 | Interesting little flick | It's not going to win any awards , and the acting is not the greatest , but the story is interesting in a Stepford Wives / Wicker man sort of way . TV director / producer Michelle Maxwell MacLaren did a good job of presenting a story by new writer Michael Kingston in his sophomore effort . The actors are not the thing ... |
433,759 | 2,171,244 | 112,887 | 6 | You're like a life support system for a cock ! | This is definitely one for the Rose McGowan ( Grindhouse , The Black Dahlia ) fans . She is in various stages of undress throughout the entire movie . She and her boyfriend James Duval ( Donnie Darko ) take a trip and pick up a passenger Johnathon Schaech ( 8MM 2 ) that definitely has a dark side . McGowan alternates b... |
432,974 | 2,171,244 | 105,104 | 6 | Oh no , Marti . I'm going to kill you during . | OK , I do not recommend this movie unless you have 90 minutes to waste and just want some mindless action in the background while you are doing something else . I like Jean Claude Van Damme , Sylvester Stalone , Steven Seagal , and Wesley Snipes when I want vicarious thrills , loud noise , and furious action . No plots... |
432,933 | 2,171,244 | 316,599 | 6 | Enjoyable Yakuza adventure | Goro Kishitani was a thrill to watch as the main character of this film . He was a totally amoral gangster that was inducted into the Yakuza by saving the godfather's life . In that sense he had no knowledge of the rules of the family and made some mistakes - one fatal . The rest of the film deals with his run from the... |
433,302 | 2,171,244 | 88,044 | 6 | I am going to cut your heart out and EAT IT ! | OK , so this is not award material - well , except for a Razzie for star Linda Blair - but , it was an entertaining flick for the times . Blair did a credible job as the local tough at school , but she had this protective side when it came to her deaf-mute sister , played in what has to be Linnea Quigley's sweetest rol... |
432,734 | 2,171,244 | 73,836 | 6 | Dark , but not particularly nasty | This was a very dark film , with nefarious happenings as the countryside swept by . I really expected more from one of the infamous video nasties that was banned in Britain . It was released uncut this year . They needn't have bothered as there are only two objectionable scenes in the whole film . They are pretty bad -... |
432,443 | 2,171,244 | 436,078 | 6 | A man walks into a talent agent's office . . . | I watched this to hear the joke . No , I've never heard it . George Carlin gave what is probably the original or basic version and I almost left right then . If I had , then I would have missed the variations . I am not saying that any of them were worth listening to , but I guess you have to know . It's like looking a... |
433,503 | 2,171,244 | 83,658 | 6 | Quite an experience to live in fear , isn't it ? That's what it is to be a slave . | There is no disputing the fact that this film was visually stunning . The contrast between the rich and poor , the bright lights and the crumbling buildings , the constant rain and darkness ; all made for a beautiful picture . In addition , the music of Vangelis was more than appropriate for the film . It was a treat t... |
432,690 | 2,171,244 | 112,857 | 6 | Washington is just so cool in this film | A good film noir by Carl Franklin ( One False Move ) , with great cinematography by Tak Fujimoto ( " John Adams " , The Sixth Sense ) . Denzel Washington is fantastic as ' Easy ' Rawlins , with Don Cheadle as his buddy , Mouse . They battle Tom Sizemore in their quest to find Daphne Monet ( Jennifer Beals ) . You have ... |
432,362 | 2,171,244 | 629,331 | 6 | I don't make social policy . | Any episode of Law & Order is worth watching , but some are way above others . With the exception of Sam Waterson , this is the worst cast of the series : Dennis Farina , Michael Imperioli , and Annie Parisse are all the least of the characters in their respective roles . The case was interesting in that a man tried to... |
433,114 | 2,171,244 | 493,404 | 6 | I gotta get that bastard ! | I tend to be attracted to any movie featuring Sid Haig ( The Devil's Rejects , House of 1000 Corpses ) . Add vampire to the theme and you have me hooked . This isn't a traditional vampire tale , but more a film noir thriller where a group of vampire hunters is seeking the brother of a rich CEO ( William Snow ) . The br... |
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