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434,091 | 2,171,244 | 493,402 | 6 | I was here for Asia | This film will not be to everyone's tastes . It is a tale of corporate intrigue and , frankly , even I was bored at time with the pace . But , I have to remember that I was here for Asia Argento . Yes , she has a body to die for , and she is definitely on my top ten list of babes with guns . She gets caught up in corpo... |
432,254 | 2,171,244 | 264,323 | 6 | I actually prefer non smokers | I have to wait until October to see Christa Campbell in Death by Engagement , and have to wait until next year to see her in the sequel to this film . I guess I'll have to be satisfied with her spread in this month's Playboy until then . This movie everything that you would expect in a horror flick . The characters wer... |
433,011 | 2,171,244 | 118,531 | 6 | Makes me think about teaching | I have spent the last year working to get my teaching certificate . Watching this movie makes me wonder if I really want to keep going . Teaching in the inner city is a dangerous profession . Yes , I imagine there are a lot of teachers like Dave ( John Heard ) who are just in it for the money . I can understand why som... |
433,375 | 2,171,244 | 87,985 | 6 | Boys ! Avenge me ! Aveeeeenge me ! | This film has so much right-wing propaganda that I felt I was watching the Republican Convention . A group of teens with deer rifle takes on crack combat troops and we are supposed to believe that . I am sure glad that Patrick Swayze grew up in the five years before Road House . He did reunite with fellow cast member J... |
432,436 | 2,171,244 | 268,695 | 6 | Do you know what it's like to remember everything ? | H . G . Wells story of the time machine is familiar , and this version is not as good as others and maybe better than some . The 1960 version won an Oscar for special effects . The effects here were great also , especially the Morlocks . You have to remember the Morlocks and the Eloi , especially if you saw Gary Sinise... |
434,441 | 2,171,244 | 365,265 | 6 | The day of reckoning - the day the curse grew stronger in the Red and the Black . Sisters united in blood , together forever . | I haven't seen the first two films in this series , but that is unimportant as this third film takes place 200 years before the first one . I am always drawn to films about werewolves and vampires . The shapeshifters have always intrigued me and the overt sensuality of the films is a plus . I say sensuality , as there ... |
433,778 | 2,171,244 | 462,338 | 6 | It is your moment to be clean . | There is a great story in there somewhere , I just had difficulty finding it . Lasse Hallström's direction was lacking , in my humble opinion , and the story of the greatest hoax in publishing appeared disjointed . I was drawn to the film for one simple reason , much as I imagine many were drawn to see Richard Gere , t... |
432,294 | 2,171,244 | 118,772 | 6 | Why does everyone who has a penis have to be a dickhead ? | It's Salma Hayak's birthday and i wanted something to watch . I found this unknown romantic comedy that looked interesting . Hayak and Russell Crowe have been together for two and a half years . The only time their relationship works is when they are having sex . The rest of the the time they argue until one leaves . T... |
433,946 | 2,171,244 | 70,547 | 6 | I am , in my own fashion , also a lady of the night . | This movie has as much life as the Countess's zombie housekeeper . Even Rosalba Neri's hot body couldn't get things exciting . But . then the housekeeper ( Rosalba Neri ) bathes the Countess in hot blood , and it gets a little steamier . But , the real deal in this Italian classic is Dracula's ring . With it , the Coun... |
432,533 | 2,171,244 | 342,295 | 6 | Here's a treat for you . | One cannot imagine Troma making a family film , but here it is . Don't pay attention to the image of Toxie in the logo , this is a kid-friendly pic . The main doggie , Lucky , looks just like my Muffins . Of course , we are here to see Roxy , voiced by Debbie Rochon . Lucky took to Roxy right away . It seemed like he w... |
432,174 | 2,171,244 | 629,420 | 6 | Anybody check out Pie Man ? | I remember this guy ( Holt McCallany ) . It was from " Mr . Monk and the Three Pies . " He killed his wife and was looking for a shell casing . He surmised it fell into one of three pies . I didn't like his character then , and I am very suspicious of him here , even if he is a cop . A cop is killed and Detective Lenni... |
434,518 | 2,171,244 | 70,564 | 6 | Satisfying Chop Socky | If you are looking for pure chop socky , then this film is for you . It doesn't waste a lot of time with meaningless dialog unrelated to fighting . It is basically Chinese " I'm gonna kick your ass , sucka . " I heard the other day that QT is planning a similar type movie in his grindhouse vein with badly dubbed dialog... |
434,029 | 2,171,244 | 126,388 | 6 | You may not think you'll like it , but you will . | I know , another Van Damme picture , but don't write it off too quickly . Despite the fact that it went direct to video , it really is a good movie , and probably the best job of acting that Van Damme has done . It has a great supporting cast , too . Remember Steven Berkoff as Lt . Col . Podovsky in Rambo II ? " I don'... |
432,960 | 2,171,244 | 814,685 | 6 | Fascist country . I told you that France was ten years behind the USA . Here it comes - finally we have our George Bush . | A right-wing government is elected in France , and there is rioting in the streets . Soon , they will have their own Gitmo . Four Muslims ( Yaz , Alex , Tom , and Farid ) are on the run with a bag full of stolen money . Farid ( Chems Dahmani ) and Tom ( David Saracino ) find a motel that seems to offer them everything ... |
434,194 | 2,171,244 | 277,296 | 6 | Rivers of blood will never bring peace . | Here we go again with The Rock . As Mathayus ? a highly skilled assassin on a quest for vengeance against evil tyrant Memnon ( Steven Brand ) ? he sort of looks like he does in the ring . But he whips ass with flair and exhibits a mercury-quick wit . A few love scenes , but mostly smack downs . The Rock has proved his ... |
434,522 | 2,171,244 | 780,622 | 6 | Well , don't worry . I'm not going to bite ya ! | For men , this is the horror movie of horror movies . This is one mythological story that I would probably been better off not knowing . The story line and acting were nothing to write home about . It started off slow , and didn't pick up until it was almost over . Jess Weixler did a credible job in the lead as someone... |
433,826 | 2,171,244 | 210,382 | 6 | The world is full of talented assholes . | Love , hate , jealousy , desire sometimes work together with disastrous consequences . Kathryn Bigelow put together an interesting story based on a novel using these themes . Action bounced back and forth between the present with Catherine McCormack , Sean Penn , Elizabeth Hurley & Josh Lucas ; and the past featuring S... |
432,250 | 2,171,244 | 112,688 | 6 | Read like a Marvel fckin ' Spiderman comic book . | Rodney ( Delroy Lindo ) : If God created anything better than crack cocaine he kept that sht for hisself . A Martin Scorsese / Spike Lee film directed by Spike Lee that tells the story of life in the projects and the actions and attitudes of the police . It was really interesting to hear the comments of the police as t... |
433,275 | 2,171,244 | 885,507 | 6 | Infernal Affairs 4 ? | I am not ashamed to be a fan of Infernal Affairs , and consider it superior to the American remake . This film is just another version , but it does have some charm of its own . The basic premise is the same . The cops are infusing 1000 police into the Triad to break them up . After one is found , they must rush to get... |
432,118 | 2,171,244 | 854,667 | 6 | The battle to save Earth | It is hard to imagine that my attention would be directed away from Christa Campbell , but Farscape star Gigi Edgley managed to do just that . Campbell ( Death by Engagement , Revamped ) was very evident in the first part of the film , but Edgley took over and saved us from the evil aliens . Well , Jason London ( Dazed... |
432,811 | 2,171,244 | 466,766 | 6 | Hella Burger is Hella Good ! | Initially , I did not have a good feeling about this film . Two white boys talking like they were ganstas turns me off . However , it really turned out to be a good movie . First , the lines throughout the film were really funny . They referenced a lot of things that were familiar and were delivered spot on by some rea... |
434,034 | 2,171,244 | 78,235 | 6 | You can help me Sister . You can help me get better . | Not a surprise that The Last House on the Left would have remakes . This is one of them with a twist - it is also a nunsploitation film . Florinda Bolkan ( Flavia the Heretic ) is Sister Cristina , who has some Catholic schoolgirls in a beach house rehearsing a play when some dastardly evildoers crash the party . The m... |
434,617 | 2,171,244 | 95,583 | 6 | He'll kill again . . . he enjoys killing | I saw the two sequels before I saw this and I am glad to finally see the one that started it all . Robert Z'Dar is the Maniac Cop in all three , and he really has a creepy presence that will strike fear into anyone coming up against him . Bruce Campbell and Laurene Landon play lovers that try to find out what was going... |
433,106 | 2,171,244 | 113,142 | 6 | Terrapins Rule ! | It's nice to take a break from Godzilla and still have the same formula , except that the hero is a Terrapin . We don't get too far away as the director , Shusuke Kaneko , is a Godzilla ( Godzilla , Mothra and King Ghidorah ) writer and director , too , as well as director of two more Gamera movies . One of the main ch... |
434,127 | 2,171,244 | 420,609 | 6 | Better than Capote | How unfortunate is it that two films come out about the same time telling the same story . If this film had been released before Capte , I am certain that it would have won all the awards it richly deserved . Toby Jones was magnificent as Truman Capote . Sandra Bullock did her best work since Crash . I am glad that I h... |
433,978 | 2,171,244 | 77,945 | 6 | Definitely some things I have never seen in a movie | This video nasties was known as Prisoner of the Cannibal God in Britain , and banned until they cut 2 minutes and 6 seconds . They re-released it in 2001 . The cuts were presumable some of the killing of animals to satisfy PETA , but they still managed to gut an iguana . or , maybe it was some of the unnatural things d... |
432,345 | 2,171,244 | 87,799 | 6 | You were born with an asshole , Doris , you don't need Chuck . | The disadvantage of having a long movie queue is that you forget why you put a movie on there in the first place . this is one of those that I just can't remember . Maybe it was on a list of zombie movies someone recommended . This must be Houston with all the big hair . Oh , it's the eighties . Well , the comet has co... |
432,794 | 2,171,244 | 74,085 | 6 | The Holocaust continues | I have no particular affinity for the Isralies . I just happen to believe that genocide is evil , no matter who the victims are . Wheteher is be Israeli , Darfur , or Sunni Muslims in Iraq , it is evil . This film did a credible job of showing this evil by giving us another picture of what happened in Munich in 1972 . ... |
434,157 | 2,171,244 | 74,102 | 6 | A girl like you can stab a man's heart without a knife , huh ? | This Japanese pink film is no video nastie , as it lacks any sort of a story other than a prostitute wanting continual sex with a married man . Of course , he will take it from anyone he can , and she will leave him to make money , but the rest of the film , over 80 % is the two of them engaging in numerous bouts of se... |
432,249 | 2,171,244 | 167,116 | 6 | I'm not a tough guy - I'm just careful ! | Bennie Harper ( Melora Walters ) : You sure are a tough guy . Arthur Banks ( Kiefer Sutherland ) : What are you talking about ? Bennie Harper : You talk like a tough guy , you walk like a tough guy , you even order drinks like a tough guy . . . Arthur Banks : I'm not a tough guy - I'm just careful ! Bennie Harper : Car... |
433,355 | 2,171,244 | 113,101 | 6 | Goddess Diana , fail you I will . / I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill . / I had him erect and his semen would follow . / Alas , I was hot . So hot that I swallowed . | Now , this just happens to be the wackiest movie I have ever seen . It was actually four movies in one , but it was still over the top . Maybe they should have called it Hotel , je t'aime , as it feature four directors : the Grindhouse pair Quenton Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez ; Sugar Town and TV director , Allison A... |
432,203 | 2,171,244 | 209,958 | 6 | Took too long to get anywhere | I won't lie . I wasted this because of Jennifer Lopez . It was before i knew to despise Vince Vaughn , and I had not started to appreciate Vincent D'Onofrio , so it was just JLo that I was here to see . Of course , she was great , and her makeup and costumes were fantastic . Other than that , I wasn't much impressed wi... |
434,487 | 2,171,244 | 338,410 | 6 | A Slacker Christmasd | I could just sit and stare at Lauren Holley for 100 minutes and never complain . She is just so cute ! She was cute as a button in the charming tale of Santa , Jr . ( Nick Stabile ) , a slacker that couldn't understand the meaning of Christmas . She almost ended up spending Christams stuck in the house with him after h... |
433,141 | 2,171,244 | 415,778 | 6 | Christa Campbell's lips | This film premiered at the Ft . Lauderdale Film Festival and then dropped out of sight , not opening in theaters , but going straight to video . Probably a wise choice . It is good enough for video and TV , but not quite good enough for the screen . It just doesn't have that something extra to make it a great film , bu... |
433,613 | 2,171,244 | 87,727 | 6 | The misfortunes of war ! | You had to know that after Norris saved all the hostages from the terrorists , he would be sent back to ' Nam to save the POWs . Here he goes back to battle with an old nemesis . This is mindless , escapist , macho B-action from the 80's featuring Chuck Norris in the same vein as Steven Segall , Charles Bronson , Dolph... |
433,808 | 2,171,244 | 420,740 | 6 | Not the Coen Brothers | This Icelandic film has a feel of Fargo , but comes up short despite the stars attached . The scenery is bleak and depressing , just like Iceland in the winter . It adds the right atmosphere to a murder / insurance scam . There are some obvious plot holes , and it seems to drag a bit at times , but the story is fascina... |
432,934 | 2,171,244 | 151,582 | 6 | Corn is good . | I woke up in the middle of the night and knew it was useless to try to get back to sleep immediately . This was on . Yes , it stars Owen Wilson , who is definitely a minus man for me , but it was shown at Sundance , so I gave it a shot . It was certainly different . Not the usual serial killer type of movie . He also j... |
432,302 | 2,171,244 | 409,182 | 6 | We really didn't need a remake | OK , so the only reason I watched this was to see Emmy Rossum . I grant you that a disaster film will not let anyone shine as an actor , but I don't care . I can't get enough Emmy . She is certainly much more watchable than Shelly Winters . There was some great visual effects , and stunt work was super . Besides Emmy ,... |
432,778 | 2,171,244 | 47,976 | 6 | Guilty ! Guilty ! Guilty ! " | I watched Daughter of Horror , not the original version called Dementia . Of course the newer version has a voice over by Ed McMahon of Star search / Johnny Carson fame . Dementia had no voice over . Neither film had dialog . The only thing you heard was the music of George Antheil . You watched as the faces of the act... |
432,489 | 2,171,244 | 132,563 | 6 | Hot Naked Women ! Action in the bush ! Splendor in the grass ! | Maybe if they used different tag lines to advertise this movie , it would have greater appeal . While all of the above is true , it was a small part of a wonderful film about George Adamson ( Richard Harris ) and Tony Fitzjohn ( John Michie ) . Those familiar with Born Free know about Adamson . This film is about his l... |
434,071 | 2,171,244 | 74,226 | 6 | There's a bald maniac in there , and he's going bat sht ! | This movie would be primarily of interest to those who grew up in the late sixties and early seventies and knew what LSD was . I remember a friend who was using the stuff and he warned us that it had different effects on different people . I stayed away from it . Well , maybe it wasn't the people that were the factor ,... |
433,712 | 2,171,244 | 66,450 | 6 | Not always better the second time around . | Love may be better the second time around , but movies usually aren't . There are exceptions , but this isn't one of them . Tibbs ( Sidney Poitier ) is back home and out of that hellhole in Mississippi , but the excitement of In the Heat of the Night is missing . He is doing his thing as a detective ; trying to solve a... |
432,329 | 2,171,244 | 348,150 | 6 | Best Superman I've Seen | I am not a Superman fan , which is why I've taken so long to get around to this film . Since it's release , I have probably watched Batman and Spiderman several times each . So don't talk about the best Superman movies , as I am not interested . I look at this on its own merits . First , I was immediately grabbed by th... |
433,361 | 2,171,244 | 95,333 | 6 | Government shenanigans | Many of us are too young to remember the McCarthy era , but that doesn't mean we should not be aware of it because many of the actions occurring during that time have been going on the last seven years . Kelly McGillis , who did a great job in Witness with Harrison Ford , is Emily , a woman caught up in the witch hunt ... |
433,859 | 2,171,244 | 299,422 | 6 | What happens in Vegas . . . . . | OK , so it isn't a great movie . Who cares ? It has Maria Bello and that's enough for a peek if you have nothing else to do . She plays a con artist who takes advantage of the saying , " What happens in Vegas , stays in Vegas . " In this case , it's what happens 100 miles from home doesn't matter . Businessmen at a cor... |
432,716 | 2,171,244 | 330,501 | 6 | Really creepy horror film | I have not seen the original film , so I can't make any comparison . Supposedly this " sequel " contains 40 minutes of the original and just 36 minutes of new material . No matter to me , as this is one of the creepiest films I have seen . I was literally jumping out of my seat at times . The mother and child really cr... |
433,284 | 2,171,244 | 91,828 | 6 | What do you think I look like , Dirty Harry ? | I have been soaking up a lot of vicarious aggression lately with Van Damme , Stallone , and Ahnuld . I bet a lot of Arnie's fans have missed this little gem . No , we don't look for quality here , but Schwarzenegger does a credible job of acting and he keeps throwing out these funny lines that keep you in stitches . No... |
434,161 | 2,171,244 | 289,873 | 6 | There's been enough tears , no more , league rule remember ? | You know I like sports movies even when I don't like the sport ; The Flying Scotsman is one example . I expected more from a football movie . Maybe it was the fact that it was PG that took the edge off ; it just didn't seem to have a spark that made what should have been a great movie . Maybe I just got tired of the " ... |
434,476 | 2,171,244 | 65,537 | 6 | He works in mysterious ways . | 31 movies , and Elvis ' film career ends with what is probably his most serious role . He might have made a really good actor , had he the chance . Instead , we get all those picture where he starts singing every five minutes . Mary Tyler Moore , Barbara McNair and Jane Elliot play nuns that were sent to the streets to... |
433,430 | 2,171,244 | 113,360 | 6 | How much blood do I have to bath in , to get clean ? | Samurai flicks may be considered a guilty pleasure , but this one is well worth watching . It is not a Toshiro Mifune classic , but it features plenty of Samurai action and lots of blood is spilled . Christopher Lambert ( Highlander I , II , and III ; Mortal Kombat ) plays an American businessman who picks up an extrem... |
433,054 | 2,171,244 | 210,740 | 6 | Zombies as science | The more zombie movies you watch , the more twists you come across . I am currently reading Zombie CSU to see if forensic science can discover and / or combat an outbreak of zombies . Andrew Parkinson , writer / director / producer / cameraman / editor / actor in this indy film , presents us with a documentary-style ap... |
432,649 | 2,171,244 | 221,928 | 6 | I'm willing to do anything you want to make this relationship work , but first please - if it's okay please - untie me . | OK , it does sort of remind you of The Shining , and you can find bits of other films here , but are there any truly new ideas today ? Very few , I am afraid , so let's see what Sebastian Niemann does in his first feature film . He won an award for his first film , a short . I thought that Amanda Plummer ( Pulp Fiction... |
434,142 | 2,171,244 | 369,424 | 6 | Good selection of horror and dark humor | Starting off with an effort to replicate the grindhouse use of " coming attractions , " complete with grainy , scratched film , we expect the cheesiness to continue as the feature is not one , but nine separate horror shorts . I am sure everyone will find their favorites in the collection , but I was particularly impre... |
432,523 | 2,171,244 | 454,848 | 6 | C'mon ! You've seen Dog Day Afternoon ! You're stalling ! | This is a great caper film . You are kept guessing throughout the entirety of this movie . You find the actions of the bank robbers to be very cleaver - dressing everyone alike so the police will not be able to distinguish thief from hostage - but , there are enough misdirections that you never really know what is goin... |
434,116 | 2,171,244 | 295,721 | 6 | Do you know how to ski ? | The silliness continues with Besson and Krawczyk and the usual gang with the addition of a couple of new faces . In an opening number that is a parody of James Bond titles , Sylvester Stallone is featured . They go a credible job of presenting the Bond music and girls in this tribute . Another addition to the cast is t... |
433,777 | 2,171,244 | 96,211 | 6 | An Irish Seagal / Stallone | You have seen it before in The Specialist or in films like On Deadly Ground or The Fire Below . Tough guy goes against the evil corporate empire that is out for profit and the people be damned . Of course , Steven Seagal or Sly Stallone may be quicker to jump into it that was Pierce Brosnan . He was battling his own pe... |
433,221 | 2,171,244 | 65,611 | 6 | A delightful look at Rock Hudson | Not a great film , but it did garner three Oscar nominations : Best Costume Design for Donald Brooks and Jack Bear ; Best Song , " Whistling Away the Dark " with music by Henry Mancini and lyrics by Johnny Mercer and Best Score by the same two . Of course , The Beatles beat them out for son score with " Let It Be . " J... |
434,616 | 2,171,244 | 160,184 | 6 | Run Jenny Run . . . I'll coming to cut your fcking heart out . | The first thing I noticed was the cast . it had some interesting actors , and that alone gave it possibility . Of course , there is Stallone , who can be up or down . maybe this is an " up " performance . Charles S . Dutton , with almost 100 performances is always watchable , and there is Tom Berenger and Kris Kristoff... |
432,256 | 2,171,244 | 295,701 | 6 | If you want someone to save the world , make sure it's someone who likes the world as it is . | Yes , I know that this movie is a little over the top , but it qualifies as one of those guilty pleasures we visit from time to time when we want mindless entertainment . In that sense , it excels . I was just looking for a Danny Trejo fix until Machete comes out and found this and Nightstalker . Trejo was only in this... |
433,266 | 2,171,244 | 295,700 | 6 | We are never going into the woods again ! | I loves me a good horror movie , even if it is one that I have seen before with another title . Running through the wood to escape some inbred cretin is so overused , but at least they did this one in West by god Virginny , rather than another in Texas . Do you think that maybe , just maybe the word has gotten out now ... |
433,530 | 2,171,244 | 109,446 | 6 | Thanks Rev . Roy , you've been a real pain in the ass . | This is the one that started it all for young Brad Renfro ( Apt Pupil ) . he was 12 at the time . I remember this as a great movie by Sarandon ( Dead Man Walking ) , who got an Oscar nomination out of her performance in a year of great movies , the best being , of course , Four Weddings and a Funeral . Tommy Lee Jones ... |
433,989 | 2,171,244 | 56,875 | 6 | Call the Fremonts , fast ! And for Pete's sake , don't let them eat anything ! | This was one of the 74 video nasties that were banned in Britain . Considered the first " splatter " film , it was re-released uncut in 2005 . One does not look at the acting ability or plot , but at the level of gore and blood in this film . From ripped out tongues , to brains splattered all over , it was a pioneer . ... |
433,439 | 2,171,244 | 295,682 | 6 | I just don't see it | This British film about a warrior that chucks it all for a life of peace was nominated and won many awards . IExcept for some outstanding cinematography , I don't see it . At first , I thought it might be an " Unforgiven " as the warrior that gives it up comes back for a final job . But the truth is that the warrior ( ... |
432,252 | 2,171,244 | 69,979 | 6 | Good Italian spaghetti crime flick | Everyone is familiar with Lee Van Cleef from the spaghetti westerns - Return of Sabata , For a Few Dollars More , The Good , the Bad and the Ugly - but , he also made spaghetti crime flicks , too . This one , produced by Dino de Laurentiis and directed by Michele Lupo , also stars Tony Lo Bianco , who is a familiar mov... |
432,288 | 2,171,244 | 435,705 | 6 | You can see things before they happen ? | The fact that magician Chris Johnson ( Nicolas Cage ) could see a couple of minutes into the future was not the most amazing thing in this movie . What completely stretched the limits of credulity was the fact that Liz Cooper ( Jessica Biel ) would give him the time of day . Cage may be 10 years younger than me , but h... |
433,056 | 2,171,244 | 286,594 | 6 | Well-paced thriller | Writer / director Nick Willing did a very good job of keeping the action moving in this thriller ( also known as Close Your Eyes , and Hypnotic ) that kept you enchanted throughout . Of course , the premise of the story is a bit far fetched , that doesn't detract from a good mystery involving a Doctor ( played perfectl... |
432,471 | 2,171,244 | 217,355 | 6 | I did not inhale . | It is amazing what you come across at 2am when you have trouble sleeping . The fact that this film is directed by Michael Radford ( Il Postino ) is an indication that it might be more than just a T & A film . It is , after all , about pole dancers at a strip club . Yes , it is loaded with T & A . Charlotte Ayanna ( Jaw... |
433,119 | 2,171,244 | 74,473 | 6 | Adventures with Emanuelle | I really can't understand why this film is not on the list of the 1001 Films You Must See Before You Die . One simply has to watch at least one Emanuelle film to say they are familiar with 70s sleaze . As an undercover reporter , Emanuelle ( Laura Gemser ) never hesitates to strip down and get under covers to get a sto... |
434,480 | 2,171,244 | 83,064 | 6 | Ah , you'll die all right ! | I like Burt Reynolds ( Boogie Nights ) playing a cop , and he didn't do too bad as a director here either . He had a great supporting cast of cops and criminals : Vittorio Gassman makes a great crime boss ; Henry Silva ( Ghost Dog : The Way of the Samurai ) makes a great psychopath ; Brian Keith ( " Family Affair " ) ,... |
433,555 | 2,171,244 | 427,954 | 6 | Where the hell is my elephant ? | One would not think that an elephant would be so important that someone would travel from Thailand to Austrailia to find one - or two - but , apparently they are something special to Khan ( Thai Warrior's Tony Jaa ) . Unlike the PC martial arts in Super Hawk , the action here gets downright bone cracking . Reminisent o... |
432,947 | 2,171,244 | 338,441 | 6 | I'm not in the mood . | Let's just make one thing perfectly clear . When Howie ( Kevin G . Shinnick ) turns over and passes on his wife ( Debbie Rochon ) , you know that things are screwy . Give me a break ! Passing on Debbie for Julian Wells . I mean , she is nice , and she did spend most of the film showing her nice boobies and generous boo... |
434,525 | 2,171,244 | 486,051 | 6 | Not for Saw fans | I wasn't sure what to expect out of a horror film produced by George Clooney and Steven Soderbergh . What you get is not " torture porn , " but old fashioned horror that uses techniques like surprise and creepy settings to send a wind chill up your spine . Emily Blunt ( My Summer of Love , The Devil Wears Prada ) is ho... |
433,338 | 2,171,244 | 113,253 | 6 | I knew what he was , but I never knew why . | I haven't seen all of the Halloween films , but this one was definitely worth watching . Some people may complain that their favorite actor was missing , and that the director really must have hated the franchise , but I feel that Joe Chappelle did a good job of keeping the story moving . And , there was a story . It w... |
432,264 | 2,171,244 | 784,984 | 6 | The PTSD virus ? | Oh , yes , let's start with a double ax murder to set the mood . Not happy campers are we ? Soon , we get to the gratuitous sex and full nudity , courtesy of a new actress , Maria Kil . But , that soon stops for an off-screen death , followed by yakking at the firehouse and a great shower scene that ends with a pike ri... |
433,847 | 2,171,244 | 435,653 | 6 | I'm not going anywhere unless something is chasing me . | Wow ! I get to see Tchéky Karyo ( The Patriot ) two days in a row . I just watched him with Nick Nolte in The Good Thief , and now here he is as a ghost hunter ( yeah , right ) with a beautiful assistant Megahn Perry . But , they come in later . First , there is the grave dancing - and grave pissing . I am sure everyon... |
433,165 | 2,171,244 | 70,124 | 6 | You are disrespecting all the sisters in the room . | Those looking for classic blaxploitation will find it here : pimps and rug dealers in fancy furs , shooting galleries , naked chicks packaging heroin , black men and white women , and the mafia controlling it all from the shadows . Paul Winfield had received an Oscar nomination for Sounder the same year as he made this... |
434,107 | 2,171,244 | 986,347 | 6 | Getting to the heart of the matter . | I am reminded of the time that Homer Simpson decides that he will stay home from church and indulge himself in some of life's simple pleasures : drinking beer , walking around in his underwear , smoking cigars and reading Playdude magazine . In this case our intrepid hero is Dan , who sits on the couch drinking beer an... |
432,181 | 2,171,244 | 810,823 | 6 | You know how it is , a day where everything's going wrong ? | This was an interesting film that reminded me a little of Groundhog Day , The Matrix , and Harry Potter . Doesn't sound like a horror film , does it ? Mike Vogel ( The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ) is Ian , a man who wakes every day in a different occupation . He will continue to do so until he gets it right . Get what rig... |
434,489 | 2,171,244 | 289,944 | 6 | Strong Turturro performance | John Turturro ( Barton Fink , Quiz Show , and , of course , Monk ) can be depended upon to give memorable performances , but this one stands out as one of his best . I am not familiar with the work of Danish director Nicolas Winding Refn ( Bleeder , Pusher II ) , but if this is an indication of his work , he should be ... |
433,104 | 2,171,244 | 82,966 | 6 | Ann ? Mommy says you're not dead . Is that true ? | The movie opens with an attractive young woman putting on her shirt over some perky breasts . A few minutes later a knife is thrust through her skull and out her mouth . Now , I have to say that that was just plain wasteful . This is a typical haunted house movie with some interesting twists . The monster is particular... |
434,253 | 2,171,244 | 329,737 | 6 | It's a Wonderful Muppet Life | I haven't watched the Muppets in years and was looking for The Muppet Christmas Carol when I came across this version of It's a Wonderful Life . Now , I'm not saying that Kermitcan capture the magic of Jimmy Stewart , and Fozzie certainly is not Uncle Billy , but this was an enjoyable trip down memory lane with some ou... |
432,774 | 2,171,244 | 56,983 | 6 | Gothic horror in Ireland | A Roger Corman production , written and directed by Francis Ford Coppola nine years before The Godfather . A woman's husband dies of a heart attack before she can get mommas money and she hides the body and tries to endear herself to the matron of the family to inherit . Unfortunately , she stumbles upon a hidden secre... |
432,353 | 2,171,244 | 202,136 | 6 | It looks like a fitting cemetery for you . | Not a particularly exciting film . Okatsu's ( Junko Miyazono ) parents are killed by a tobacco smuggling gangster . After Florida increases the tobacco tax a dollar on top of the dollar increase in the federal tax , we may see more of these types here . The gang is after her because there is a Statement of Charges that... |
433,067 | 2,171,244 | 252,133 | 6 | You blew it , Inspector | As a James Patterson fan , I was really interested in seeing how this film was adapted from the book . I also wanted to see Angie Everhart . I they knew she was in Bucket of Blood early in her career , it would have helped them solve the murders . I liked all of the leads - Tracey Pollan as Inspector Boxer , Carly Pope... |
432,905 | 2,171,244 | 338,526 | 6 | Rings of garlic . . . holy water . . . silver stake . . . crucifix . . . | The opening to this movie was classic . I really liked seeing the villagers storming the castle to kill Dr . Frankenstein and his creation . But , what was Dracula doing there ? We quickly switch to a really strange Jekyll / Hyde that looks something out of Jack and the Beanstalk , and a secret order of the Catholic Ch... |
434,399 | 2,171,244 | 140,588 | 6 | Anti-war nazisploitation | While this isn't one of the infamous nazisploitation video nasties like Gestapo's Last Orgy or Love Camp 7 , it would have probably made the list if they tried to release it in Britain . It is nazisploitation , make no mistake , even though it has more of a story than the similar Salon Kitty . A Jewish couple are separ... |
432,317 | 2,171,244 | 78,405 | 6 | Makes you almost feel guilty | The stars of this film are Cameron Mitchell ( 232 performances in film ) , Pamelyn Ferdin ( 71 roles , including The Beguiled ) , Wesley Eure , and Kent Kingsley . But , the real star of this mystery is Marianne Walter , who started her film career in the King Kong remake . You thought you were seeing Jessica Lange's b... |
432,438 | 2,171,244 | 481,369 | 6 | Nasty Evil Dead Dog | I know that Jim Carrey is nominated , along with Adam Sandler , Eddie Murphy , and Nickolas Cage for Worst Actor of the Year , but I really think that he gave a good performance in this interesting film - and this coming from someone who can't stand him ! This was a good old fashioned Gothic type horror film that was w... |
433,426 | 2,171,244 | 765,487 | 6 | You're just floored because you like to see naked chicks . | Herschell Gordon Lewis who gave us the video nastie Blood Feast , and came back years later with a follow up , Blood Feast 2 : All U Can Eat , originally did this film in 1970 . Jeremy Kasten gives us this remake with The Suicide Girls and Bijou Phillips ( Hostel Part 2 ) . Add in very good performances by Kip Pardue (... |
434,268 | 2,171,244 | 109,254 | 6 | Axel , you on a coffee break ? Go get that sonofabitch . | You would think that anyone who could do the hilarious Amazon Women on the Moon would be a good director . Sorry , Mr Landis , but you blew it on this one . Maybe it was just one sequel too many , but it fell short of the previous two and is just something to watch if there is absolutely nothing else on TV . Only Billy... |
433,695 | 2,171,244 | 95,925 | 6 | . . . but I'm gonna send it back to whatever the Hell it come from ! | Now , y'all should know from Deliverance that shouldn't mess with things back up there in those mountains . There's things going on that y'all just don't understand , y'hear . Like , when y'all mess with our kinfolk , we are going to call up something that is indescribable . That's the jist of the late Stan Winston's f... |
433,292 | 2,171,244 | 910,934 | 6 | July Force with Steven Segal | This is more like the Steven Seagal that I used to enjoy in the early 90s in films like Hard to Kill , Out for Justice and Marked for Death . He actually is this movie and appears in almost every scene . Apparently he has run through enough dead wives that no one would marry him , so he is after the person who killed h... |
432,541 | 2,171,244 | 74,575 | 6 | Mine is the vengeance , sayeth the lord . | Once I saw this was a Golan and Globus production , I knew I was in for some real action . I didn't even know they did westerns , and I was initially thrown off by director Gianfranco Parolini's pseudonym of Frank Kramer . But closer inspection reveled this to be a spaghetti western done with Italian and Israeli casts ... |
432,480 | 2,171,244 | 880,578 | 6 | You sure he's a guy ? If it's a women , she could be my soulmate . | This film brings up all sorts of interesting questions . Are we accomplices if we watch murder being committed on the Internet . Will we eventually see executions online ? What are the limits of the net ? All this is interwoven in an exciting police chase for a mentally unstable individual who is seeking revenge for wh... |
432,524 | 2,171,244 | 282,386 | 6 | No , no my dear Misti . I don't want you to serve appetizers . I need you to " be " appetizers . | We start off Herschell Gordon Lewis ' Blood Feast sequel with Miss Louisiana Christina Cuenca screaming her pretty head off as Fuad Ramses III ( J . P . Delahoussaye ) puts her through a meat grinder . We expect a lighter film , and we are getting it as Delahoussaye is a comedian and brings that to the film . Oh , why ... |
432,508 | 2,171,244 | 490,084 | 6 | Mom's ass is so tight , it's vacuum sealed . | I have no idea why this movie is so hated by critics , including some of my flick friends . I felt that Diane Keaton ( Annie Hall , Reds ) was absolutely the perfect helicopter mom . Raised in a generation when you were kicked out of the house at 18 and sent to make it on your own , I find the phenomenon of helicopter ... |
433,909 | 2,171,244 | 386,741 | 6 | Without death , life is meaningless . | If you liked Sin City , then you will want to check out this film . It is done in rotoscope , and has a film noirish hue to it , but the main weakness is the dialog . It features Daniel Craig ( Casino Royale , Layer Cake ) , Catherine McCormack ( 28 Weeks later ) , Jonathan Pryce ( Tomorrow Never Dies , the Pirates of ... |
433,356 | 2,171,244 | 83,336 | 6 | They might be gods ! | Now , the premise of this story is pretty far fetched , but it's horror story after all . Expecting some wolf-man story , you are surprised at what the predator really is . And , the fact that they are providing some societal benefit by clearing the street of the homeless is really getting out there . They would have g... |
432,374 | 2,171,244 | 78,343 | 6 | A mild disappointment | This is an interesting film about nuns and murder that was shocking in it's day , but suffers in three areas . First , it stars Anita Ekberg in her most skintastic role . No , you don't get to see her 40-23-38 body , just a brief flash of bun as she manages to get a quickie in town while she is stocking up on her drugs... |
434,289 | 2,171,244 | 35,553 | 6 | I am Tondelayo . | One can only wonder how many posters of Hedy Lamarr as Tondelayo were pinned up by soldiers in WWII . She is seductive and appealing and downright hot as a half African who spends the entire film in bra and sarong . Most of the time she is striking seductive poses and lounging on a couch showing off her magnificent bod... |
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