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He Knows You're Alone
A psychopath ( Tom Rolfing who many might think resembles the murderer in " Slumber Party Massacre " ) likes to hunt down brides-to-be and toy with them before his attempt to slay them . This mad desire to terrorize and destroy derives from being a jilted lover whose lady left him for Detective Len Gamble ( Lewis Arlt ...
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Poltergeist II-The Other Side
Having revisited POLTERGEIST just recently , I was startled watching this sequel in just how far it deteriorates in overall quality from one film to the next . Native American mysticism and a crazed cult leader spirit desiring to capture Carol Anne are injected into the story of the sequel where we discover that the Fr...
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Clawed : The Legend of Sasquatch
Underwhelming , rather gore-less creature feature with no surprises concerning a Sasquatch ( Taku he ) running loose on Echo Mountain , attacking those illegally hunting . Miles O'Keefe is the true heavy of this flick as poacher Ed , out to get the Bigfoot and an Indian Ranger Eagleheart ( Nathaniel Arcand ) who actual...
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Slashed Dreams
College students , Jenny ( Kathrine Baumann ) and Robert ( Peter Hooten ) decide to drive up to a certain mountainous spot where their school chum , Michael ( Robert Englund , in one his first movie roles ) , went to live in nature away from the civilized world . A love blossoming between them , Jenny and Robert , thro...
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Nurse Sherri
The film opens with a cult leader attempting to resurrect a dead member with his followers chanting for his rebirth as the sun strikes upon them in the desert . Reanhauer ( Bill Roy ) believes wholeheartedly in his power , and gets so worked up that he collapses with what appeared to be a heart attack . Unable to keep ...
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Santa kills again
The perfect murder is foiled when a wife ( played by Mary Ellen Trainor , once the wife to director Robert Zemeckis , who helmed this episode ) , who murders her husband with a poker , has the misfortune of receiving a visitor as she is about to move the body outside . . an escaped insane madman dressed in a Santa Clau...
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The Terror Within
A plague has pretty much removed mankind off the map for the exception of underground bases throughout the US . There are two at least we know of . . Mojave Desert base , the one where our low-budget sci-fi horror flick is set , and the Rocky Mountain base where our base communicates with from time to time . It seems m...
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From Within
A " suicidal " curse has been unleashed on a bible belt Southern town of Grovetown due to the murder of a practicing witch who was accused of killing a local in a nearby river . The suicide of the witch's son at the beginning of the film , specifying a chant from the Grimoire , invokes the curse causing it to spread fr...
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The Dunwich Horror
Sandra Dee , out of all people , portrays the endangered protagonist , a college student seduced by the hypnotic ( . . key word ) charms of warlock Dean Stockwell who wishes to to open the gateway for unleashing " the old ones " from another dimension and needs the Necronomicon , in possession of Professor Ed Begley wh...
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Drive-in Massacre
A psychopath is slicing the heads off of victims in cars with a sword at a local drive-in and it's up to Detectives Larry and Mike ( Bruce Kimball and Steve Vincent ) to find out who it is . The drive-in theater was once a carnival and many of those who worked in it are employed . It could very well be the incredibly c...
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Mansion of the Living Dead
Four strippers are sent by their travel agent to a supposed paradise which turns out to be an empty , but gorgeous location with a hotel without guests and a creepy manager , Carlos ( Antonio Mayans ; a frequent Franco collaborator ) who keeps a naked woman , Olivia ( Eva León ) chained in a room , tormenting her by ke...
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The Forest
A truly disturbed , cannibalistic psychopath , John ( Gary Kent , under the pseudonym Michael Brody ) who lives in a cave , stalks campers who make the unfortunate mistake of backpacking in his wilderness . Steve ( Dean Russell ) and his buddy Charlie ( John Batis ) get into a playful argument with their wives , Sharon...
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Beneath Still Waters
A warlock , Mordecai Salas ( Patrick Gordon ) buried , with his chained flock inside a chamber within a devil-worshiping church , under water thanks to a mayor who was able to sink the village of Marienbad with developing deals promising a brighter future for the landscape . 40 years later , after the mayor's death , M...
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The Prowler
A psychopath in battle fatigues kills a couple during a certain dance in 1945 after returning from war . There's this certain letter sent to a person who is reading from Rosemary in regards to her dumping him . Perhaps this is a tell-tale sign of who the killer is and his motivation for bloodshed . It doesn't make much...
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Silent Night , Deadly Night III
Pretty blind Laura ( Samantha Scully playing her cold and distant making it especially hard to sympathize with her plight ) is psychically linked to comatose serial killer Ricky ( Bill Moseley , completely devoid of emotion . . pretty much a walking robot who seems to explode through doors without even cutting himself ...
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Crazy Eights
Childhood friends come together for a dead pal's funeral , abiding by his wishes to open a specific box together which contains a map inside leading to a chest containing the skeletal remains of a little girl , and items each person had at that point in their lives ( slingshot , paint brushes , musical notes , etc ) . ...
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Chained heat
Hunk of trash starring unfortunate Blair stuck in a prison with slimy Vernon as Wardon . Stella Stevens portrays a captain of the joint who wishes to have Vernon's job . The working and living conditions are not exactly the greatest in the world not to mention Vernon has many of the prisoners work as sex kittens for sp...
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Gacy
Mark Holton effectively portrays notorious 70's serial killer John Wayne Gacy in this cheap portrait of his life . We get an understanding that treatment from his dad in a sense spawned the monster he'd become . He's seen in the early goings of this biography as a husband in a rather benign marriage with daughters who ...
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Steel Trap
A New Years Party on the top of a plush abandoned building . A group of spoiled success types ( . . rock singer , newspaper columnist , television exec , celebrity cook , entertainment lawyer , high-maintenance slut ) find themselves trapped in the isolated wings of the abandoned building after following a riddle to a ...
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Friday the 13th-The New Beginning
Come on Roy . . get your hands dirty . MAJOR SPOILERS present . A psychopath has taken the disguise of dead notorious serial killer Jason Voorhees and is murdering anyone associated even remotely with a viciously destroyed orphan named Joey . The setting is Pinehurst Mental Institute in a backwoods locale near a smal...
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Black Tickets
Eloping couple ( rebelling their parents ' control ) suffer through a series of nightmarish mishaps when their vehicle breaks down near Springwood . Rick ( Brad Pitt , pre-stardom and overexerting himself . . quite a head full of hair ) really wants he and Miranda ( Kerry Brennan ) to make it on their own without the g...
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Spontaneous Combustion
Bizarre Tobe Hooper exercise regarding an unfortunate young man ( Brad Dourif ) with the ability to set people on fire . This ability stems from parents who partook in atomic experiments in the 50's . They die of Spontaneous Human Combustion and it seems that what Sam is beginning to suffer from derives by these pills ...
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Blade in the Dark
Film composer Bruno ( Andrea Occhipinti ) has the misfortune of adding his score to a horror film inspiring a sadistic killer to butcher various women who have a specific relationship with the mysterious Linda who resided in the place before he began leasing it from the owner ( Michelle Soavi ) for a short stay . Sandr...
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Buried Alive
Yet another independent horror flick ( . . based on a series , I have just discovered ) modeled after the likes of SAW & THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT has old high school friends , once party to ridiculing a kid named Tommy , attacked by a young man with a crow bar , his face masked , with them awakening to find themselves e...
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Dark Town
Suburbia is inflicted with vampirism once a slumlord ( . . who is bitten by vampires when he finds them lodging in one of his buildings ) poisons his family with tainted blood ( while also biting his younger daughter ) . A chain reaction of new vampires ignites when those unaware , such as Rakeem ( Delpano Wils ) , his...
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Scarecrow reviews the mess that is " Johnny "
Or , perhaps , I'll just try and keep my words minimum regarding this sci-fi film set as the internet age was forming and morphing into the monster it is today . Keanu Reeves has the look of a cool Johnny , but his acting chops stayed at home . He represents the cold , greedy slime that inhibits the business world toda...
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Boys
A young prep school teen ( Lukas Haas , quite good ) gets involved with a mysterious young woman ( Winona Ryder , who doesn't register or emote . . not one of her better performances ) who has a secret she is hiding . During the film snippets of a past acquaintance ( Skeet Ulrich ) may answer that very secret . Chris C...
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Slash
A young boy , playing in his papa's barn , witnesses his grandfather Jethro's secret operation . . extracting human blood from victims he wheels in on a gurney to supply that special ingredient which is said to help the crops multiply ( . . a form of voodoo adopted by superstitious farmers desperate for successful crop...
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Python
The town of Ruby and it's surrounding country-side are terrorized by a giant python created by the typical secret government organization called Biogene which was released after a plane carrying it crash-lands . Dr . Anton Rudolph ( Robert Englund , who gets all the theatrical dialogue ) , who had a part in creating th...
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See No Evil
Pro wrestler Kane stars as Jacob Goodnight , a humongous psychopath , who was the victim of a nasty religious fanatical mother during childhood ( . . we see in his recollecting memories , as a child being locked in an animal cage as a result of looking at dirty mags ) , venting his anger on a group of correctional kids...
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Bleed
A killer , wearing a plastic white mask and black overcoat , is killing the friends of Hollywood producer Shawn Banning ( Danny Wolske ) who inherited his position when someone sliced open his former employer from crotch to chest . Perhaps the psychopath is newly hired Maddy ( Dabbie Rochon ) , an attractive , raven ha...
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Bloodbath at the House of Death
Mediocre spoof of Horror and sci-fi features Vincent Price in a minor role as a Satanic Warlock who gathers up his town of worshipers to disrupt an obnoxious group of paranormal researchers visiting a supposed haunted house where a series of bloody murders took place . At times Monty Python-ish parodying prevails . . i...
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Evil Eye
Confusing , incoherent mess about a wealthy swinging Italian hunk whose having weird nightmares involving a naked Satanic cult . It seems this cult has a command over him , forcing him to murder several folks who were responsible for killing relatives for inheritance or property . The Italian Lothario is Peter Crane ( ...
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Graduation Day
High school female track star dies of a blood clot after winning a race with the community in an uproar against Coach George Michaels ( Christopher George playing him as a major butt-head who is VERY demanding of the athletes under his watch ) . He'll be canned after school lets out providing the flick with his motive ...
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Zombies
Professional author , Tom Harris ( William Joyce ) , quite the ladies ' man , is commissioned by his aggravatingly persistent editor , Duncan Fairchild ( Dan Stapleton ) , to write a piece on an island supposedly containing voodoo and zombies . When there , he falls in love with the lovely , radiant Jeannie ( Heather H...
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Saturn 3
A robotic monster , built by renegade Captain Benson ( Harvey Keitel , as robotic as the monster in the film ) from Earth , make life hell for Adam ( Kirk Douglas ) & Alex ( Farrah Fawcett ) . Benson ( with a device implanted in the back of his neck that " mind melds " with the gargantuan machine . . this part of the p...
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Lake Dead
Typical , threadbare backwoods slasher crap , which proves that the well seems all dried up , has a group of young adults being murdered one by one by a lunatic matriarch's incestial offspring mutant twins and her equally nutty sheriff son . Mama Lake ( Pat McNeely , under a thick southern accent , all demented smiles ...
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Kaw
Ravens , infected by Mad Cow Disease when they ate from the dead cows of an Amish-like Minnonites community farm , lead a mass revolt descending upon a snowy , small town hungry for any type of flesh that can satisfy their appetites . On the final day of his job as sheriff , Wayne ( Sean Patrick Flanery ) encounters a ...
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Rest Stop
There's something going on in this film directed by X-Files scribe John Shiban that has eluded me . You get that feeling as the film moves that everything is not what it seems , yet I feel the movie fails at giving you enough to go on to truly care afterward . It's about perception . There are characters the heroine Ni...
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Firewall
Computer Bank Security man Harrison Ford is stuck in an unfortunate decision as his company is about to merge with another whose boss is Robert Patrick . That unfortunate situation is a group of thuggish criminals whose leader is Paul Bettany who holds Ford's family ( including wife Virginia Madsen ) hostage forcing hi...
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Repo ! The Genetic Opera
An alt-rock score , a hellish nightmarish world right out of The Crow , colorful , hideous characters who sing , comic interludes expressing past incidents which tell us why the story has culminated to the point we're witnessing , and the grisly operations of a repossessor of organs working for a futuristic tyrannical ...
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Piranha II : The Spawning
Police Chief Steve Kimbrough ( Lance Henriksen ) has a problem on his hands . . killer piranha fish can fly ( ! ) and they are quite hungry for the tourists that populate his island . His ex wife Anne ( Tricia O'Neil , who is actually quite good ) is a scuba instructor who loses one of her students when he decides , ag...
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Night of the Scarecrow
Warlock's spirit , trapped within a scarecrow as his burnt bones lie in a tomb buried deep within the ground of his cornfield home , rises when the erected slab imprisoning his casket is disturbed as bolts of lightning emerge awakening his lifeforce . . that's the best I can explain it , folks . It seems that the commu...
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Joy Ride 2 : Dead Ahead
Two sisters and their boyfriends are being terrorized on desert roads by psychopathic trucker Rusty Nails . Melissa ( Nicki Aycox ; Dead Birds ) and fiancé Bobby ( Nick Zano ) are to be married , traveling with sis , Kayla ( Laura Jordan ) to Vegas for a bachelorette / bachelor party . Kayla stops off to pick up a Mysp...
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Buried Alive
The ole " sins of the father " is mined once again in another vengeful spirit story as troubled college student Zane ( Terence Jay ) is hard up to find his great grandfather's buried gold and was recently put on probation for not paying as much attention to studies as he was clowning around and partying . He has the dw...
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Final Examination
Part slasher , but mostly a detective thriller with some rather tame soft-core sex , from director Fred Olen Ray ( . . under the pseudonym Ed Raymond ) regarding a serial killer hunting down models who were all part of a Sorority 5 years ago when a girl supposedly committed suicide driving off a curb near a bridge . Th...
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Terror-Creatures from the Grave
An attorney , Albert Kovac ( Walter Brandi ) visits a villa , reporting to go over a will for a wealthy occult professor , Geoffrey Hauff , who had reportedly died , accidentally falling down steps . His death was recorded by five people , and each one whose name was written down on the report are dying in unusual ways...
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Blood Dolls
Rather mediocre fare from the much maligned independent producer / director Charles Band who probably tooled whatever resources were available just to fund the project . Had a very strange quality about it with the shrunken-headed millionaire , Virgil Travis ( Jack Maturin , always carrying a scowl ) his muscle and enf...
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The Condemned
American Variation on Battle Royale except in this film those put on the island , squared off against each other , with bomb locks around their ankles , are adults ( . . mostly those with a criminal past awaiting Death Row ) . Stone Cold Steve Austin is a black ops federal special forces agent , Jack Conrad , who was i...
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The Night Evelyn . .
Lord Alan Cunningham ( Antonio De Teffè ) is a nutjob { seen early on trying to escape an insane asylum } , with this castle slowly succumbing to ruin , likes to kill various hookers who resemble his deceased wife Evelyn , a woman who betrayed him for another man , with those red locks . This nutcase is quite wealthy a...
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The Scarecrow gives Freddy's death a mini-review
Unfortunately , my past love for this film has since vanquished after a rather unsatisfying viewing today . I think the director tries too hard at making this an all out comedy that the essence of what made Freddy Krueger so thrilling is silent . There's never a scene where one feels any kind of chilling effect from Fr...
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Frightmare
Conrad Radzoff ( Ferdy Mayne ) , a hammy cult icon , dies from a heart ailment ( not before disposing of an ungrateful assistant and TV commercial director , both of whom disrespected him with showers of insults ) . His body is removed from his mausoleum by some film students ( they wish to " invite him to dinner " . ....
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The New Blood : Friday the 13th VI
An emotionally fragile young woman , Tina ( Lar Park Lincoln ) , whose dangerous telekinetic powers led to the murder of her abusive father as a child , returns to Crystal Lake years later at the scene where that incident took place thanks to her demanding psychologist , Dr . Crews ( a delightfully slimy Terry Kiser , ...
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They
One of those " there's something hidden in the dark " kind of horror flicks ( . . like BOOGEYMAN ; 2005 ) , certainly not a choice for those with Nyctophobia . The film never fully spells out what " they " are so we must accept that the " night terrors " that plague our traumatized victims suffering sleep deprivation ,...
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The Scarecrow reviews " Bloody Pom Poms "
Getting it out right now , this film is completely lame . . and basks in it's absurdity . The film follows the same line of many " Friday The 13th " type of psychos picking off scantily clad teens , but it just wallows gleefully in it's cheesiness the film is hard not to enjoy a little bit . You have the prototypical h...
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The Gate 2
A rather obscure ( . . and , more than likely , remain obscure ) sequel to the entertaining 80's offering , The Gate , brings two of the components that made the first a success . . Louis Tripp returns as troubled and lonely nerd Terrence and the director pulling strings once again , Tibor Takács . This film takes a di...
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Blood Hook
Cheap no-budget slasher with a rather absurd premise . . the ever increasing sound of cicadas who react strongly to rock music ( ! ) cause a local fisherman ( . . whose metal plate in his skull , a surgical procedure made after getting shot in the head during the Korean war , causes such harsh vibrations that he respon...
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Carnage
Andy Milligan schlockfest concerning newlyweds and their pals terrorized by the restless spirit of a murdered bride who wishes for those who occupy her humble abode to leave . This very disturbed ghost bride causes objects of all sorts to move , harm , and kill those who are in , or around , the home for which her husb...
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Monkey Shines : An Experiment in Fear
A recent quadriplegic named Allan ( Jason Beghe ) , and former track star , finds it hard coping with life having been confined to a wheelchair . His friend Geoffrey ( John Pankow ) is conducting experiments on a certain monkey named Ella which is through a hypodermic filled with a serum that derives from trimmings of ...
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feardotcom
Detective Mike Reilly ( Stephen Dorff ) , with assistance from Department of Helth inspector Terry Huston ( Natascha McElhone ) seek the truth behind a series of strange deaths where victims have horrifying facial expressions of fear , mouths opened wide , dry blood trickled from their eyes . These victims fell prey to...
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Population 436
An employee for the census bureau discovers something quite sinister underneath the homey , folksy atmosphere of Rockwell Falls which has a community of people all speaking as one collective unit with smiles wide . We see that anyone who might oppose the town's ways , however , are considered " feverish " and must be c...
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I Am Legend
A plague sweeps across the world and renders civilization a mass of dead and infected savages ( . . named Darkseekers who only hunt at night with an inability to withstand sunlight it seems ) , a survivor , Doctor Robert Neville ( Will Smith ) seeks a cure , working effortlessly in his lab , slowly losing hope of ever ...
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The Other Hell
The mysterious deaths of nuns is investigated by the Catholic Church sending a new breed of priest in Father Valerio ( Carlo De Mejo ) , hoping to find a killer in the convent . Valerio believes that the idea of a supernatural evil force lurking in the convent ran by Mother Vincenza ( Franca Stoppi ) is pure rubbish , ...
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Poultrygeist : Night of the Chicken Dead
Director Lloyd Kaufman returns with another no-holds-barred gore-fest , completely tongue-in-cheek , with plenty of offensive jokes and gags to ridicule nearly every kind of religion and race . Wherever you stand , this film likely pokes fun at you . Parts musical ( ! ) with characters bursting into song at certain poi...
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Lost Boys : The Tribe
Parentless young adult siblings , " ex-communicated " surfer Chris ( Tad Hilgenbrink , who resembles a younger James Marsden ) and his 17 year old ' lil sis , Nicole ( Autumn Reeser ) move to lousy Luna Bay where a group of vampires , led by their leader , Shane ( Angus Sutherland , definitely not his half-brother Kief...
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Dark Corners
I think that's what hell is . . It's having your sins pulled out from the dark corners of your soul and served up to you in this endless loop of torture . This is a dialogue scene which answers the huge question you might be asking yourselves as the film continues . . what the hell is going on with the dame ( s ) . Y...
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The Wild Angels
Indie Corman flick about how the lives of a group of Hell's Angels , particularly leader Blues ( Peter Fonda ) , change when one of their own ( Bruce Dern ) is harmed after stealing a police officer's bike . More of a curio regarding neo-nazi riders living by their own rules and partying non-stop , but I kind of felt t...
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House of the Dead
An adulterer , Talmudge ( John Ericson ) attempting to find his hotel , instead is left by his taxi driver in the rain nearby a mortuary , it's mortician offering him refuge from the storm . While inside , our mortician relates the fates of four customers to him and we are all witnesses to what happened to them . Low b...
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Stupid Teenagers Must Die !
Microbudget , tongue-in-cheek , horror homage to the 80's slasher / demon possession sub-genres has a group of friends messing around with a Ouija board inside the house of a notorious killer who slaughtered his entire family before committing suicide . They conjure his dark spirit which inhabits various individuals in...
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Art of the Devil
Twisted Thai witchcraft flick with an emphasis on using evil to seek revenge and to gain riches . Jittima ( . . the alluring beauty , Supakson Chaimongkoi ) is a lover scorned , a pregnant victim who seduced a wealthy architect , Pratan ( Tin Settachoke ) who threw money at her to keep her away from his family ( . . th...
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Splinter
A type of predatory organism , which feeds on animal life , traps a couple and a criminal-on-the-lam in an abandoned gas station . Simple as that , a creature feature , shot digital , with a camera that doesn't give the viewer a break from it's constant movement . A couple , Seth ( Paulo Constanzo ) , a bio student nea...
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Bride of Re-Animator
Insane sequel to Stuart Gordon's RE-ANIMATOR is directed by Brian Yuzna who shelled out the cash needed to make the original . He stays close to the tone of Gordon's film while weaving a whole new nutty story , obviously and blatantly paying homage to BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN . In this film Dr . Herbert West ( Jeffrey Com...
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Brotherhood of Blood
Roesch & Scheerer's Brotherhood of Blood is quite a claustrophobic little vampire film , mostly taking place within the congested confines of rooms within a warehouse as vampire Pashek ( Sid Haig ) fears his powerful brother Vlad Kossei ( . . for whom he burnt alive many years ago for this vampire's blood-thirst was so...
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The Scarecrow reviews " 2001 Maniacs "
A group of typically sex-crazed obnoxious northerners take a wrong turn on their way to Daytona Beach and wind up ( thanks to some detour sign ) in Pleasant Valley where they are greeted rather warmly ( albeit a bit sinister ) by the southern town folk . Then they all begin being slaughtered by these people as they get...
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Welcome to Spring Break
Welcome to Spring Break . . the annual migration of the idiot . A maniac in a biker suit and helmet is randomly murdering college kids visiting Manatee Beach on their Spring Break . Questioning whether or not the murders are being committed by a recently executed biker gang member , Diablo , the mayor ( Fred Buck ) w...
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The Breed
Brothers John ( Oliver Hudson ) and Matt ( Eric Lively ) bring their college pals Nicki ( Michelle Rodriguez ) , Sara ( Taryn Manning ) & Noah ( Hill Harper ) to their Uncle's cabin hidden away in a far off island where a group of highly intelligent , dangerously ferocious , and very hungry killer canines ( perhaps the...
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Razorback
A man ( Gregory Harrison ) , shaken from the disappearance of his pregnant reporter / animal activist wife , enters the garbage-strewn , desolate , uncompromising Outback to find her , running into intimidating , troublesome kangaroo poachers ( typical undesirables that often populate Russell Mulcahy's films ) and a gi...
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Sl8n8 ( Slaughter Night )
In 1857 , child murderer Andries Martiens ( . . who was a practitioner of black magic using the heads as a means for traveling to hell and back so that he could retrieve information from his evil parents on where his inheritance was ) was sent into a mine as a fireman to explode methane . His demise ( . . the myth of h...
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Kicking and Screaming
Okay Will Ferrell vehicle has the comedian portraying Phil Weston , a vitamins salesman whose whole life has been reduced to low expectations , trying to compete with a father who seems to have succeeded at everything while he has always failed . The only way it seems he'll ever feel good about himself is if he beats D...
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Martyrs
I'm pretty sure a film like MARTYRS is sure to polarize a large majority who finds the actions of this secret society desiring to know without doubt that there's an afterlife to an extent that a chosen victim will serve as a martyr to prove so , rather appalling and disturbing . I have read many find the ending ( . . w...
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She-Wolf of London
Phyllis Allenby ( June Lockhart , oh how young she is ! ) believes she has her family's supposed curse of lycanthropy when a series of murders occurs in a London park near her mansion estate , where the victims ' throats are mangled . Evidence found at her bedside after she awakens in the morning point towards possible...
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Revamped
You'd think with a cast full of B-movie names that populate " Revamped " it'd be a bit better than this vampire horror comedy turns out . Not as many yuks yuks or surprises , and the low budget hurts it when the action occurs . Many great names go rather underused , probably because director-star Jeff Rector couldn't p...
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The Scarecrow reviews " Bloodline "
From what I understand , this was supposed to be a series of films dealing with the bloodline of a toymaker named L'Merchant who unknowingly created the dreaded puzzlebox for which is a gateway to hell where Pinhead comes from amongst other minions . If that had been the case , perhaps things would have turned out bett...
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The Mummy's Curse
The devil's on the loose and he's dancing with the mummy ! The mummified one-armed strangler returns as Kharis ( Lon Chaney Jr ) once again seeks his mate , Princess Ananka ( the beautiful Virginia Christine , who rises from the earth in the film's best sequence ) who is reincarnated and listless . Somehow , both Kha...
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The Blood Beast Terror
Peter Cushing stars as Inspector Quennell , a detective trying to uncover who it is murdering folks in his jurisdiction . Scales are left at the crime scene and the victims all suffered nasty lacerations where teeth had been gnawing , draining their blood , eating their flesh . Robert Flemyng is a mad genius , an exper...
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Halloween : Season of the Witch
A rambling unhealthy old man , clutching a specific Halloween mask , stumbles into a Northern California hospital claiming that a toy factory is " going to kill us all . " This declaration remains buried in the mind of doc on call that night , Dr . Dan Challis ( Tom Atkins , in his first starring role ) who is certainl...
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Trucks
Various characters are trapped at a diner / tourist trap / gas station as semis & other commercial trucks operate on their own circling while " communicating " to each other via horn honking . Father and son , Ray ( Timothy Busfield ) and Logan ( Brendan Fletcher ) operate the desert spot with pal / cook George ( Victo...
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Last House on the Beach
Franco Prosperi directs yet another exploitation flick inspired by Craven's notorious Last House on the Left , this time a trio of bank robbing hoods ( led by Ray Lovelock , Let Sleeping Corpses Lie ) besiege a group of Catholic teenage students and their Nun supervisor , setting off a reign of terror over the course o...
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Dahmer
Interesting if a bit frustrating biopic looking into snippets of Dahmer , the serial killer who murdered homosexuals he desired and craved . The story-telling isn't straightforward and the filmmakers decide to intersperse flashbacks / thoughts within Dahmer's night talk with a potential victim , Rodney ( Artel Kayàru )...
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Mountaintop Motel Massacre
Evelyn ( Anna Chappell ) is let out of the asylum and takes up running a lodging of terribly run-down buildings while her daughter is playing satanism in her room . In a disorienting frenzy of trashing the witchcraftian objects and dolls in her daughter's room , Evelyn accidentally kills her with a sickle . The daughte...
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Jason Takes Manhattan : Friday the 13th VIII
The hockey-masked zombie slayer Jason Voorhees ( Kate Hodder , in probably my favorite interpretation of the character ) rises from his watery grave of Crystal Lake boarding a cruise ship headed for New York City , adding quite a few more fresh victims to his already impressive resume . An electrical hose is damaged by...
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The Incredible Melting Man
To me , there's no doubt that director William Sach's homage to 50's era sci-fi / horror is above all an effects movie . Being a fan of melting effects , Rick Baker produces splendidly grotesque slime dripping from an astronaut's radioactively deteriorating body , a victim of an unexplained phenomena after looking at t...
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Dark Floors
I'm not familiar with the monster metal band Lordi , but I do like their costumes and make-up , used well in this nightmarish Finnish horror movie which left me rather baffled most of the time . Sarah ( Skye Bennett ) is an autistic girl whose worried father , Ben ( Noah Huntley ) wishes to find her proper help . The h...
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The Return of the Vampire
You could call this a collection of ideas derived from the Universal brand , even . The film has Bela Lugosi ( still dominating the screen with his quiet menace ) as Armand Tesla , a very reminiscent clone to Dracula in nearly every way except name . He has a werewolf assistant named Andreas ( Matt Willis ) whose Full ...
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The Final Sacrifice
He who walks behind the rows will show us the way ! So says Micah in this unintentionally hilarious follow-up to the cult classic from the 80's . Keeping a straight-face , this unnecessary sequel { . . followed by many more unnecessary sequels } follows " ragman " John Garrett ( Terrence Knox ) who is on assignment i...
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Reincarnation of Isabelle
A witch , Isabella , was turned into a vampire by Count Dracula , removed from her bed with the bloodsucker , bound to a wooden cross , and a stake plunged into her chest . Her spirit is dormant and the village folk in the castle , gathered together to celebrate Lauren's forthcoming marriage , resemble the people who a...
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Gargoyle-Wings of Darkness
Underneath a Romanian Catholic church's graveyard lies a breeding ground of eggs containing gargoyles an evil priest is harvesting for Armegeddon as the mother creature is out flying the skies looking for victims to munch on . Michael Paré and Sandra Hess are American agents working on a case regarding a criminal who w...
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Scanner Cop
A former neurosurgeon named Glock ( great heavy Richard Lynch ) was put away thanks to cop Harrigan ( Richard Grove ) . Through manipulating a doctor at a psycho ward , Glock escapes , taking up with a " fortune-teller " named Zena ( Hilary Shepard ) . He seeks revenge for Harrigan's putting him away ( Glock was conduc...
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The Gathering
Christina Ricci stars as an American , Cassie , who is hit by a car belonging to the wife of a art restorer ( . . . and investigator ) , Simon Kirkman ( Stephen Dillane ) who is currently working on a top-secret project regarding the restoration of a first century church buried under earth . This church , Simon discove...
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The Devil Bat
The town of Heathville's local doctor ( Bela Lugosi ) who is quite mad , unleashes a bat raised in secret laboratory to strike selected victims with a special after shave he had created . What makes Lugosi's doctor more sinister is that he's beloved by Heathville's citizenship . What pushes Lugosi's demented state of a...