tweet_id
int64
org_tweet
string
sarcastic
int64
rephrase
string
sarcasm
float64
irony
float64
satire
float64
understatement
float64
overstatement
float64
rhetorical_question
float64
tweet
string
2,526
I’m so glad I know the quadratic formula from 8th grade instead of knowing how to pay taxes, get ready for college, oh OR ANYTHING ELSE USEFUL THAT INVOLVES BECOMING AND ADULT :cowboy_hat_face::smiling_face_with_hearts:
1
I don't like how I know the quadratic formula instead of how to pay taxes or get ready for college
0
1
0
0
0
0
im so glad i know the quadratic formula from 8th grade instead of knowing how to pay taxes get ready for college oh or anything else useful that involves becoming and adult cowboyhatfacesmilingfacewithhearts
1,579
only have to physically be in uni for an hour a week lool mm take my 9k xx
1
9k is ridiculous for 1 hour of in person teaching a week.
1
0
0
0
0
0
only have to physically be in uni for an hour a week lool mm take my 9k xx
3,570
Just watched how Pretzels were made. #interesinglife #not #whatamidoingwithmylife #longesthashtagnotneededbutYOLO
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
just watched how pretzels were made . interesinglife not whatamidoingwithmylife longesthashtagnotneededbutyolo
1,136
@USER #ThingsBetterThanTitansJags napalm hotwings #bigjoefavorite #sarcasm love the show #keep it real
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user thingsbetterthantitansjags napalm hotwings bigjoefavorite sarcasm love the show keep it real
445
finding my bliss (muting people’s instagram stories)
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
finding my bliss muting peoples instagram stories
1,416
It's always nice when a teacher doesn't leave lesson plans for their sub.. #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
its always nice when a teacher doesnt leave lesson plans for their sub . sarcasm
4,285
Cramps in the front, husbands knee in my back. Yeah. Sleep seems possible tonight. #Not #suckitmothernature
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
cramps in the front husbands knee in my back . yeah . sleep seems possible tonight . not suckitmothernature
827
The goal is not to change history, it is to decide which parts we celebrate. Racism should not be one of them ..
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
the goal is not to change history it is to decide which parts we celebrate . racism should not be one of them .
1,083
To be honest- I’d sell my soul if it meant my dog could live forever :two_hearts::pleading_face:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
to be honest id sell my soul if it meant my dog could live forever twoheartspleadingface
4,924
Instead of letting me get to know you, just slide over your amazon order history so i can really capture what kind of person you are
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
instead of letting me get to know you just slide over your amazon order history so i can really capture what kind of person you are
552
turning 22 next week so naturally I increased my tinder age range up to 60
1
I'm turning 22 next week and feel old already
1
0
0
0
0
0
turning 22 next week so naturally i increased my tinder age range up to 60
1,900
@USER gee, that's SO hard to believe. #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user gee thats so hard to believe . sarcasm
255
Lol well done swans #NOT
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
lol well done swans not
1,670
At least I woke up feeling a lot better today.. #not
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
at least i woke up feeling a lot better today . not
139
@USER "Clearly all my issues stem from that one time it took you 3 minutes to respond to my desperate crying. IT RUINED MY LIFE."
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user clearly all my issues stem from that one time it took you 3 minutes to respond to my desperate crying . it ruined my life .
2,606
If you wear a bandana as your mask I’m only going to do the logical thing and assume you’re a cowboy
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
if you wear a bandana as your mask im only going to do the logical thing and assume youre a cowboy
1,333
zoom university is destroying my mental health:victory_hand:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
zoom university is destroying my mental healthvictoryhand
1,033
bo burnham owes me absolutely nothing but i think he should put make happy on spotify i need to sob to the burrito song
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
bo burnham owes me absolutely nothing but i think he should put make happy on spotify i need to sob to the burrito song
1,869
@USER Number one lesson: 20 years on and we still have enemies. Test this against ANY 20 year span in our history. Resist those who will dominate you!
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user number one lesson 20 years on and we still have enemies . test this against any 20 year span in our history . resist those who will dominate you .
1,108
Entering my third year of consistent yoga practice. I’m physically and mentally stronger than I’ve ever been. I am a more grounded, better version of myself when I practice and I’m so grateful to my studio community and to myself for sticking with it :folded_hands_light_skin_tone:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
entering my third year of consistent yoga practice . im physically and mentally stronger than ive ever been . i am a more grounded better version of myself when i practice and im so grateful to my studio community and to myself for sticking with it foldedhandslightskintone
1,489
A rainy Friday is so weird I truly never know how to act
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
a rainy friday is so weird i truly never know how to act
3,798
Florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed HTTPURL #Florida #TarponSprings #TampaBay
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
florida authorities say 1 police officer shot and killed httpurl florida tarponsprings tampabay
4,316
Love the trust i get from people :OK_hand: #not
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
love the trust i get from people okhand not
2,982
i think..when packs go on sale..i will buy Get Together and Paranormal?? :thinking_face: i was actually kind of disappointed with the gameplay i saw in Paranormal but recently i've been craving new careers so
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i think . when packs go on sale . i will buy get together and paranormal . thinkingface i was actually kind of disappointed with the gameplay i saw in paranormal but recently ive been craving new careers so
2,894
It would be sick to retire and have my own green bean farm.
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
it would be sick to retire and have my own green bean farm .
4,231
Jeez it's a lovely morning out!! :dashing_away::droplet::sweat_droplets: :thumbs_down: #Not #Ireland #December
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
jeez its a lovely morning out . dashingawaydropletsweatdroplets thumbsdown not ireland december
1,171
@USER @USER I've done this to my employer too. I'm expecting we'll both get the same answer
1
"Football acts in such a strange way, with players asking for huge increases while already under a long contract"
1
0
0
0
0
0
user user ive done this to my employer too . im expecting well both get the same answer
2,794
hahahaha.. 'Best Asian Style' went to the group of pretty boys ALL wearing blacks suits with a tie/bow. HOW STYLISH. #sarcasm #2014MAMA
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
hahahaha . best asian style went to the group of pretty boys all wearing blacks suits with a tiebow . how stylish . sarcasm 2014mama
24
yeah i enjoy some oregano on a nice pasta dinner (dumps oregano on mac n cheese)
1
I like to put oregano on my mac and cheese
0
1
0
0
0
0
yeah i enjoy some oregano on a nice pasta dinner dumps oregano on mac n cheese
3,954
if you voluntarily use light themes for anything then you're going to be blind by 30
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
if you voluntarily use light themes for anything then youre going to be blind by 30
242
Preparing some sample answers for the rehearsal exam qs for Digital Media with Google Drive, I'm so technologically advanced.. #NOT
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
preparing some sample answers for the rehearsal exam qs for digital media with google drive im so technologically advanced . not
4,086
#Siria At least we didn't attack Syria. Crisis averted..
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
siria at least we didnt attack syria . crisis averted .
4,642
@USER @USER @USER @USER Was that head Mathers batting?|#powerful!!|#intimidating|#not
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user user user user was that head mathers batting . powerful . intimidatingnot
2,040
Of course the moment I front the system is in utter chaos :woozy_face:
1
I'm not happy about me fronting during chaos.
1
0
0
0
0
0
of course the moment i front the system is in utter chaos woozyface
4,085
@USER claims the man was peaceful, when he was violating HR of orientation. #irony making a free speech argument over an HR issue.
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user claims the man was peaceful when he was violating hr of orientation . irony making a free speech argument over an hr issue .
4,329
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS REAL, HOW COULD YOU BE FINE? COZ I'M NOT FINE AT ALL Oh wait. Fixed the caps lock ^.^ #Sarcasm #LaughNow .o.
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i thought what we had was real how could you be fine . coz im not fine at all oh wait . fixed the caps lock . sarcasm laughnow . o .
2,106
i love dolly parton. that’s all i have to say today, thanks.
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i love dolly parton . thats all i have to say today thanks .
436
happy cinema reopening day, remember to support independent cinemas $love$
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
happy cinema reopening day remember to support independent cinemas love
1,305
because my neighbours are just so unbelievably loud as of recent I’m whacking out my speaker and blasting Harry Styles. modern problems require modern solutions
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
because my neighbours are just so unbelievably loud as of recent im whacking out my speaker and blasting harry styles . modern problems require modern solutions
1,296
APPLE CIDER IS BACK AT DUNKS BABY
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
apple cider is back at dunks baby
2,131
I know these things take time, but I feel so bad that the cats hiss and growl every time they see each other. I just want them to be friends!
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i know these things take time but i feel so bad that the cats hiss and growl every time they see each other . i just want them to be friends .
906
Shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
shoutout to my mom for being hella supportive of me sarcasm
3,828
I can't wait to see how many pairs of beats headphones show up at the gym after Christmas #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i cant wait to see how many pairs of beats headphones show up at the gym after christmas sarcasm
2,215
i know i’m going through it when i can’t even fake tan
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i know im going through it when i cant even fake tan
1,397
@USER Sex sells homie
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user sex sells homie
2,342
No but the worst type of boy is the one that wears shorts and sandals when it’s snowing and constantly reminds you that it’s not that cold
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
no but the worst type of boy is the one that wears shorts and sandals when its snowing and constantly reminds you that its not that cold
1,421
@USER they can be assured you'll recommend them! #not
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user they can be assured youll recommend them . not
2,350
Dissecting a rat first period is a great start to the day #not :mouse:
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
dissecting a rat first period is a great start to the day not mouse
1,608
@USER your busy staff #not standing about when people queue #joke HTTPURL
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user your busy staff not standing about when people queue joke httpurl
4,621
Can't even explain how excited I am for tomorrow. :hundred_points::basketball:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
cant even explain how excited i am for tomorrow . hundredpointsbasketball
1,200
i can always count on freshmen to make the library loud. THANKS #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i can always count on freshmen to make the library loud . thanks sarcasm
3,684
I just love falling up the stairs :expressionless_face:
1
I really don't like falling up the stairs.
1
0
0
0
0
0
i just love falling up the stairs expressionlessface
405
@USER @USER I bet those fairways and greens rival the work of @USER #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user user i bet those fairways and greens rival the work of user sarcasm
3,374
it’s amazing how toxic people are always blaming others but fail to realize that they are the common denominator in all problems :litter_in_bin_sign:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
its amazing how toxic people are always blaming others but fail to realize that they are the common denominator in all problems litterinbinsign
2,960
JFK BAGGAGE IDIOTS ACCUSED OF STEALING SHIT RIGHT OUTA YOUR LUGGAGE!|SHOCKED?|UMM SO #NOT|THEY HIRE MORONS!|PUT THE ARMY IN THERE!
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
jfk baggage idiots accused of stealing shit right outa your luggage . shocked . umm so notthey hire morons . put the army in there .
1,241
I’m back at my beloved Mecca Bingo and I’m very very very happy about it :star-struck:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
im back at my beloved mecca bingo and im very very very happy about it starstruck
4,017
Happy Monday! #Not Hate mondays.
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
happy monday . not hate mondays .
3,821
it'd be nice if missguided actually had stock for once:slightly_smiling_face::slightly_smiling_face::slightly_smiling_face:
1
There is never any stock at misguided.
1
0
0
0
0
0
itd be nice if missguided actually had stock for onceslightlysmilingfaceslightlysmilingfaceslightlysmilingface
1,512
my marketing prof has One Dance on repeat rn…it’s like playing to the whole lecture hall
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
my marketing prof has one dance on repeat rnits like playing to the whole lecture hall
1,569
oh my god i have the Hawai'i twitter baddie in my class this semester i will try not to fangirl!!
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
oh my god i have the hawaii twitter baddie in my class this semester i will try not to fangirl .
363
@USER thanks for the wake up wrap and coffee this morning!! #CheapBastard #Sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user thanks for the wake up wrap and coffee this morning . cheapbastard sarcasm
3,477
It's a Christmas miracle!||#NOT HTTPURL
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
its a christmas miracle . not httpurl
2,477
I love drawing feets :ogre::ogre::ogre: Must draw more feet :ogre::sparkles:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i love drawing feets ogreogreogre must draw more feet ogresparkles
2,379
Beautiful day
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
beautiful day
4,947
omg my ankle popped for the first time since i fell. it's a miracle :weary_face:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
omg my ankle popped for the first time since i fell . its a miracle wearyface
2,900
gotta love living in a country where it’s easier to get an AR-15 than it is to get coronavirus testing :smiling_face_with_heart-eyes::squinting_face_with_tongue:
1
When I wrote this tweet, COVID testing was really inaccessible. That has somewhat changed but I was really trying to make a comment about how healthcare is a human right and how poorly our country is handling the pandemic. Owning a military-grade weapon isn't really necessary for human life. While I absolutely believe ...
1
0
0
0
0
0
gotta love living in a country where its easier to get an ar15 than it is to get coronavirus testing smilingfacewithhearteyessquintingfacewithtongue
3,749
@USER Racism is pooled in liberal Democrats. Democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control. Divide and conquer.
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user racism is pooled in liberal democrats . democrats must foment racism and division to maintain control . divide and conquer .
234
Appalled that FAKE NEWS hid the existance of this country for so long Trump Names Sarah Palin Ambassador to Nambia HTTPURL
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
appalled that fake news hid the existance of this country for so long trump names sarah palin ambassador to nambia httpurl
1,131
So nice to have a final before the sun is even up :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes: #Sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
so nice to have a final before the sun is even up smilingfacewithsmilingeyes sarcasm
1,832
Put myself on a book ban since I've bought over 750 books this year so far.. and I'm already itching whenever I pass a bookshop. I have more than enough to read until I'm 45!
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
put myself on a book ban since ive bought over 750 books this year so far . and im already itching whenever i pass a bookshop . i have more than enough to read until im 45 .
4,939
Just gotta realize no ones interested in what I have to say :OK_hand:
1
People are interested in what I have to say. I'm just having a bad day.
1
0
0
0
0
0
just gotta realize no ones interested in what i have to say okhand
2,825
My dad just said to me, “Hey, you’re kinda skinny, can you slip behind the fridge to look at something?” and it might be the nicest compliment I’ve ever gotten. So guys, go tell your girl you think she’s kinda skinny:smiling_face_with_hearts:
1
Don’t tell your girl shes “kinda skinny”.
1
0
0
0
0
0
my dad just said to me hey youre kinda skinny can you slip behind the fridge to look at something . and it might be the nicest compliment ive ever gotten . so guys go tell your girl you think shes kinda skinnysmilingfacewithhearts
1,773
Thanku to zens for kicking me out on xmas eve :face_blowing_a_kiss::red_heart:
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
thanku to zens for kicking me out on xmas eve faceblowingakissredheart
4,444
Library computer has frozen again #shocker #not
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
library computer has frozen again shocker not
1,497
Girls who dip>> #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
girls who dip sarcasm
2,178
I just watched a #Fitbit commercial followed my an #IHOP commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe. #irony
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i just watched a fitbit commercial followed my an ihop commercial advertising a belgian chocolate mousse crepe . irony
4,589
Sometimes I just go through my phone and look at pictures of my dog
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
sometimes i just go through my phone and look at pictures of my dog
784
I’M SO PROUD OF MY FRIENDS :sparkling_heart:
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
im so proud of my friends sparklingheart
601
I love how they blur out Tristan’s face in this season of the kardashians LMAO like hmm I wonder who that mysterious man is
1
Instead of "I wonder who this man is" its "everyone knows who this man is"
1
0
0
0
0
1
i love how they blur out tristans face in this season of the kardashians lmao like hmm i wonder who that mysterious man is
1,676
Ay after 2 hours nareceive ko rin yung message haha thanks globe #not
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
ay after 2 hours nareceive ko rin yung message haha thanks globe not
743
head is pounding, spent £25 on ubers last night and I have a 300 word report to write $smiley$ yippee x
1
I am really hungover and spent too much money last night even though I have too much work to do
1
0
0
0
0
0
head is pounding spent 25 on ubers last night and i have a 300 word report to write smiley yippee x
2,519
i’ve never been so happy to be doing 3 exams a day? i got to leave a whole hour early and there’s no interventions
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
ive never been so happy to be doing 3 exams a day . i got to leave a whole hour early and theres no interventions
189
@USER @USER so glad I bought a diesel car 2 years ago #not
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user user so glad i bought a diesel car 2 years ago not
84
You know it’s bad when your vet texts you to check in on your dogs diet #thicc
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
you know its bad when your vet texts you to check in on your dogs diet thicc
2,129
Newfound desire to study so I can walk home when it is still SNOWING
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
newfound desire to study so i can walk home when it is still snowing
3,928
There is no question Buzzfeed News is a legitimate source, as they are directly responsible for me being the top google result for my name
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
there is no question buzzfeed news is a legitimate source as they are directly responsible for me being the top google result for my name
2,277
Rodgers needs to go man , didn't think I would ever say it but he has bought some shit players there #not #good #enough
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
rodgers needs to go man didnt think i would ever say it but he has bought some shit players there not good enough
3,492
@USER @USER @USER Again fans come second. Thanks again #not
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user user user again fans come second . thanks again not
3,560
Can't wait to see that he has not talked to me and that he will never do it. #irony
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
cant wait to see that he has not talked to me and that he will never do it . irony
1,955
do you think animals know that humans are fucking it all up
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
do you think animals know that humans are fucking it all up
682
Event technology session is having Internet problems. #irony #HSC2024
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
event technology session is having internet problems . irony hsc2024
1,435
Nit pick at every little thing guys. Keep doing that. That'll show the team you're behind them. #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
nit pick at every little thing guys . keep doing that . thatll show the team youre behind them . sarcasm
5,110
I just saw another person wearing a heavy winter coat with a hood up #not encouraging
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
i just saw another person wearing a heavy winter coat with a hood up not encouraging
2,763
Last day of the working week and let's see just how bad it can get! #positive #NOT
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
last day of the working week and lets see just how bad it can get . positive not
4,950
Seriously do people just read an intro to econ textbook and think this is what academic economists do?
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
seriously do people just read an intro to econ textbook and think this is what academic economists do .
1,963
Friday hilarity: the CSO of #Sony just picked up a @USER award for #security HTTPURL #irony #SonyHack
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
friday hilarity the cso of sony just picked up a user award for security httpurl irony sonyhack
1,774
#IdLikeToGetPaidFor working full time, 12.5 hr shifts, night duty, and weekends while training to be a midwife
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
idliketogetpaidfor working full time 12 . 5 hr shifts night duty and weekends while training to be a midwife
5,081
Check out some things I've been really loving recently during the holiday season! HTTPURL
0
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
check out some things ive been really loving recently during the holiday season . httpurl
724
@USER Steve, Steve, Steve. That's Data. You'll never win any hearts and minds if you don't appeal for the poor polar bears #sarcasm
1
null
null
null
null
null
null
null
user steve steve steve . thats data . youll never win any hearts and minds if you dont appeal for the poor polar bears sarcasm
408
this is my 3rd time taking a biology course and it’s so EASY wow i love biology so much i’m so glad i’m so good at this subject.
1
"This is my 3rd time taking the same biology course, I am not good at this subject at all"
1
0
0
0
0
0
this is my 3rd time taking a biology course and its so easy wow i love biology so much im so glad im so good at this subject .