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programmerhumor | MK18FanBoy | hoxcoru | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|soopr|>Best part is I can't even complete the form because it won't allow letters. Guess they don't really care that much about Canadian postal codes.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its because Canada isnt real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | LordDongler | hoys0p1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|sor|>I think the best part of this is the fact that Canada doesn't have zip codes, we have postal codes that also contain letters.
This right here is a double whammy.<|eor|><|sor|>To me, the best part is that zip codes should always be accepted as a string. Accepting them as numbers makes no sense anyway since you'll never do any computation with them. You don't want to change them either
There's no situation where you'd want to add to or subtract from a zip code, it simply doesn't make sense.
Zip codes are strings. They're basically names of places meant for the postal office. It's clearly a misunderstanding of what a zip code is that's caused this problem<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | Greenguy1996 | hoxfdk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|soopr|>Best part is I can't even complete the form because it won't allow letters. Guess they don't really care that much about Canadian postal codes.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Its because Canada isnt real<|eor|><|soopr|>Well shit. Not sure where to go from here then.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 296 |
programmerhumor | Matosawitko | hoxnvmg | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/1245/<|eor|><|sor|>there is always a relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>There is always a comment under a relevant xkcd to say there is always a relevant xkcd<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Mrrrp | hoz4ccv | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|sor|>Welcome to HTML number input<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, it looks like malicious compliance with an overbearing manager to me: "The spec says 'number', ok you get 'number'."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | GnarlyHarley | hoyop01 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|sor|>Welcome to HTML number input<|eor|><|sor|>Came here looking for this lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | nephelokokkygia | hozaj6t | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|sor|>I think the best part of this is the fact that Canada doesn't have zip codes, we have postal codes that also contain letters.
This right here is a double whammy.<|eor|><|sor|>To me, the best part is that zip codes should always be accepted as a string. Accepting them as numbers makes no sense anyway since you'll never do any computation with them. You don't want to change them either
There's no situation where you'd want to add to or subtract from a zip code, it simply doesn't make sense.
Zip codes are strings. They're basically names of places meant for the postal office. It's clearly a misunderstanding of what a zip code is that's caused this problem<|eor|><|sor|>But zip codes could totally fit in a uint16! Think of all the bytes you could save! /s<|eor|><|sor|>No they couldn't. A uint16 only goes up to 65,535. Can't zip codes go up to 99999?<|eor|><|sor|>Any data that doesn't fit the schema can be safely discarded <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | pogostickshrewd | hoyd0fv | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|sor|>Relevant xkcd https://xkcd.com/1245/<|eor|><|sor|>I dont get it can someone explain<|eor|><|sor|>https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1245:_10-Day_Forecast<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | sweYoda | hoxbolu | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|sor|>Thats just a number type input. Youre still meant to type in the box but the browser puts those arrows on automatically.<|eor|><|sor|>Except Canada has postal codes that include letters so he can't compete the form anyways<|eor|><|sor|>just edit html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | InverseInductor | hoz5qwa | <|sols|><|sot|>I can't believe it's real. I though this was only in memes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/x1xvts7z34681<|eol|><|sor|>I think the best part of this is the fact that Canada doesn't have zip codes, we have postal codes that also contain letters.
This right here is a double whammy.<|eor|><|sor|>To me, the best part is that zip codes should always be accepted as a string. Accepting them as numbers makes no sense anyway since you'll never do any computation with them. You don't want to change them either
There's no situation where you'd want to add to or subtract from a zip code, it simply doesn't make sense.
Zip codes are strings. They're basically names of places meant for the postal office. It's clearly a misunderstanding of what a zip code is that's caused this problem<|eor|><|sor|>But zip codes could totally fit in a uint16! Think of all the bytes you could save! /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | insafian | q8ns08 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,746 |
programmerhumor | jon_the_mako | hgqi3ak | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,604 |
programmerhumor | insafian | hgqjfab | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's pretty patient and keeps saying I'm trying to make you think like a developer. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a dumbass because of the amount of improvement he's able to make to my code.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,242 |
programmerhumor | MigasTavo | hgqlqjm | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's pretty patient and keeps saying I'm trying to make you think like a developer. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a dumbass because of the amount of improvement he's able to make to my code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Every senior knows that we are all dumb when we start. There is no shame in coding poorly if you dont know how to do it better.
There is only shame in not caring about improving.
Edit: As many people has pointed out, we are dumb, period. Forget the "when we start" part<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,993 |
programmerhumor | Realistic-Quantity21 | hgqey8e | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Notice the coworkers looking down cause they are the authors of the first approved reviews...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,194 |
programmerhumor | stochastaclysm | hgqzhm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's pretty patient and keeps saying I'm trying to make you think like a developer. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a dumbass because of the amount of improvement he's able to make to my code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Every senior knows that we are all dumb when we start. There is no shame in coding poorly if you dont know how to do it better.
There is only shame in not caring about improving.
Edit: As many people has pointed out, we are dumb, period. Forget the "when we start" part<|eor|><|sor|>Most senior devs will know that attitude is more important than skill. We can teach you the skills but if you have wrong attitude youre doomed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,184 |
programmerhumor | LeMemeOfficer | hgqemoy | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dont worry, in 2 years you will develop an even stronger imposter syndrome :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,106 |
programmerhumor | Silicemis | hgqgy57 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's day 4 today for me. I've been set in a project but I'm still on general onboarding. My biggest fear is to not be useful enough. Like, it makes me anxious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 751 |
programmerhumor | BobbitTheDog | hgqn9ry | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>When we hired a new junior in the team, we actively re-worked our roadmaps to account for the fact that *a junior is completely expected to have a negative or neutral effect on productivity for the first few months*.
It is absolutely expected that a new junior will contribute next to nothing to the team until they've had some time to learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 665 |
programmerhumor | triforce8001 | hgr6b13 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's pretty patient and keeps saying I'm trying to make you think like a developer. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a dumbass because of the amount of improvement he's able to make to my code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Every senior knows that we are all dumb when we start. There is no shame in coding poorly if you dont know how to do it better.
There is only shame in not caring about improving.
Edit: As many people has pointed out, we are dumb, period. Forget the "when we start" part<|eor|><|sor|>Most senior devs will know that attitude is more important than skill. We can teach you the skills but if you have wrong attitude youre doomed.<|eor|><|sor|>Assuming you're a senior, could you give some tips? I've been told like it's less about knowing how to code/what functions exist in the code than it is knowing/being able to know how to organize it efficiently.
So there any general "rules" that can be applied to keep your code efficient? or are the things/methods to improve that too specific to be generalized guidelines?<|eor|><|sor|>The problem you'll run into (as I have), is that almost every (if not every) dev team has a different coding standard. And yes, not having a coding standard is still a standard. It's just called the Clusterfuck Standard (TM).
Anyway, there are some similar standards that I've seen across different teams, but I feel like learning any one of them is a waste of time, unless you're actually using them.
But, to give you and example of a common one I see: Group similar methods together. Similar can be, but is not limited to being, defined as same accessor (public/private/etc.), similar/same action (Retrieval/Get in CRUD services), or interaction with a similar object.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 517 |
programmerhumor | Alundra828 | hgra1u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>As a senior dev and manager of my own team. Don't take it the wrong way.
We're fine if you don't code perfectly. We're *making* you into a good dev. Getting you on our wavelength.
As long as you 'think like a programmer', you'll get it eventually, and your work will slot in with everyone else's. This synergy is really what we're after. We want the team to be a unit. We want to trust one another, produce similarly consistent work, and just assume everyone in the team has the best grasp of the issue at hand.
It has a high upfront cost, in that we spend months conditioning you, but in the end it saves so much time to do it this way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 462 |
programmerhumor | Donut | hgr3j7m | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Dont worry, in 2 years you will develop an even stronger imposter syndrome :D<|eor|><|sor|>35 years in, and still waiting for the tap on the shoulder.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 398 |
programmerhumor | G4METIME | hgqrd95 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's day 4 today for me. I've been set in a project but I'm still on general onboarding. My biggest fear is to not be useful enough. Like, it makes me anxious.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how it starts. Take a deep breath. We've all been there. Just be willing to learn and you'll soon be an integral team member.<|eor|><|sor|>>be an integral team member.
Which tbh is much scarier. Suddenly people talk to you like you know what you are doing and ask for advice even though you are sitting there as clueless as on day one :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | thehobbyqueer | hgr46e5 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's pretty patient and keeps saying I'm trying to make you think like a developer. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a dumbass because of the amount of improvement he's able to make to my code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Every senior knows that we are all dumb when we start. There is no shame in coding poorly if you dont know how to do it better.
There is only shame in not caring about improving.
Edit: As many people has pointed out, we are dumb, period. Forget the "when we start" part<|eor|><|sor|>Most senior devs will know that attitude is more important than skill. We can teach you the skills but if you have wrong attitude youre doomed.<|eor|><|sor|>Assuming you're a senior, could you give some tips? I've been told like it's less about knowing how to code/what functions exist in the code than it is knowing/being able to know how to organize it efficiently.
So there any general "rules" that can be applied to keep your code efficient? or are the things/methods to improve that too specific to be generalized guidelines?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | TheJohnSB | hgqxfjs | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>When we hired a new junior in the team, we actively re-worked our roadmaps to account for the fact that *a junior is completely expected to have a negative or neutral effect on productivity for the first few months*.
It is absolutely expected that a new junior will contribute next to nothing to the team until they've had some time to learn.<|eor|><|sor|>Look at this guy, living in reality. What a time to be alive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 317 |
programmerhumor | BobbitTheDog | hgqufkt | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's pretty patient and keeps saying I'm trying to make you think like a developer. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a dumbass because of the amount of improvement he's able to make to my code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Buddy, I could find something to improve in every single line of my juniors' code until they were like 6 months in. Now it's only every other line. And I'm not even a super-experienced senior like your boss probably is!
You're fine, trust me.
Just pay attention to what he's changing and why. If you don't understand why, ask, so you can learn.
Eventually you'll internalise the changes, and he'll have indirectly code-reviewed your brain and refactored you into a better Dev.<|eor|><|sor|>Could you by any chance give some examples of changes youd make? Never worked professionally, so am curious to know the nature of these changes...<|eor|><|sor|>The simplest mistakes are code readability, maintainability, null-safety, code re-use/minimisation, not realising that "there's a method for that already", etc.
Newer Devs haven't internalised SOLID yet, which is always the first thing I get them to read up on.
Code readability: meaningful variable names, breaking up long chained statements into meaningful chunks, re-organising code into split functions/classes, etc.
Maintainability: SOLID principles (for Object-Oriented Dev)
Null-safety (formcertain languages): a lot of junior Devs haven't got into the habits of making things null-safe, or thinking about when null is and isn't a viable value. There are other code "robustness" issues too, but this is by far the most common in my experience.
Code re-use:younger Devs won't design functions with re-use in mind. If you tell them "build a component to do this thing to this class", they will build a component to do only THAT thing to THAT class. A more experienced dev might see that the functionality is actually pretty general, and isnlolely to come up again, so will extract an interface from the class and build a component to perform the operation on any given type that has the same interface. A junior might also actively copy-paste existing code instead of refactoring it to apply more generally.
Code minimisation: Lots of newer devs will write 10 lines for a goal that could be achieved with *more* readability in 5. Purely because they don't know the tools the language and development environment offer well enough yet. I'll point to 5 lines and tell them that a method already exists that does what those 5 lines do.
There's also things that aren't really "mistakes" - at least not in code quality. They won't know what utilities / re-usable components we have already made to solve various problems, and will re-invent the wheel. More experienced Devs won't know this either, but they might be more able to recognise "*this is probably a common use case/problem...* Hey boss, do we have a thing for this already?"
They also don't know common "patterns" for doing things, and will need to be taught those.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 275 |
programmerhumor | LGHTHD | hgqpleu | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Man all these comments are making me feel so much better Maybe Im actually doing ok??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | BobbitTheDog | hgqmjc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's pretty patient and keeps saying I'm trying to make you think like a developer. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a dumbass because of the amount of improvement he's able to make to my code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Buddy, I could find something to improve in every single line of my juniors' code until they were like 6 months in. Now it's only every other line. And I'm not even a super-experienced senior like your boss probably is!
You're fine, trust me.
Just pay attention to what he's changing and why. If you don't understand why, ask, so you can learn.
Eventually you'll internalise the changes, and he'll have indirectly code-reviewed your brain and refactored you into a better Dev.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | gentlemako | hgrc335 | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't take it personally. Good Sr. Devs are there to develop their employees.<|eor|><|soopr|>He's pretty patient and keeps saying I'm trying to make you think like a developer. I just hope he doesn't think I'm a dumbass because of the amount of improvement he's able to make to my code.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Every senior knows that we are all dumb when we start. There is no shame in coding poorly if you dont know how to do it better.
There is only shame in not caring about improving.
Edit: As many people has pointed out, we are dumb, period. Forget the "when we start" part<|eor|><|sor|>Most senior devs will know that attitude is more important than skill. We can teach you the skills but if you have wrong attitude youre doomed.<|eor|><|sor|>Assuming you're a senior, could you give some tips? I've been told like it's less about knowing how to code/what functions exist in the code than it is knowing/being able to know how to organize it efficiently.
So there any general "rules" that can be applied to keep your code efficient? or are the things/methods to improve that too specific to be generalized guidelines?<|eor|><|sor|>The problem you'll run into (as I have), is that almost every (if not every) dev team has a different coding standard. And yes, not having a coding standard is still a standard. It's just called the Clusterfuck Standard (TM).
Anyway, there are some similar standards that I've seen across different teams, but I feel like learning any one of them is a waste of time, unless you're actually using them.
But, to give you and example of a common one I see: Group similar methods together. Similar can be, but is not limited to being, defined as same accessor (public/private/etc.), similar/same action (Retrieval/Get in CRUD services), or interaction with a similar object.<|eor|><|sor|>Upvoted for Clusterfuck Standard, which runs rampant on my team lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | SymbolicThimble | hgqxfeg | <|sols|><|sot|>4 months into my first sof-dev job and getting serious impostor syndrome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9l948ji52mt71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Who calls it sofdev?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | LadyGlitch | a552ol | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,730 |
programmerhumor | zappeur42 | ebjxz1e | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check your friendship before terminating it <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,141 |
programmerhumor | OPLeonidas_bitchtits | ebjy488 | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its easy for programmers to be this cold because theyre already dead inside. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,745 |
programmerhumor | idragon81 | ebk0a5o | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It probably was a singleton <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,347 |
programmerhumor | eyekwah2 | ebjy6sv | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check your friendship before terminating it <|eor|><|sor|>And watch out for friendships which aren't null terminatedw\^pJL~D9R8p5>NRfu<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 962 |
programmerhumor | Cobaltjedi117 | ebjzua3 | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its easy for programmers to be this cold because theyre already dead inside. <|eor|><|sor|>We've learned how to think like a computer. It's easy to act like one too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 932 |
programmerhumor | Ookami_Lord | ebjxf59 | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a good one. Made me say "ouch".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | DarkShadow4444 | ebk13iy | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its easy for programmers to be this cold because theyre already dead inside. <|eor|><|sor|>We've learned how to think like a computer. It's easy to act like one too.<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed fellow humans, it's not that were secretly being replaced by androids.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | bosharov | ebk5bpb | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hmm end friendship without arguments?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 412 |
programmerhumor | astulz | ebk464q | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It probably was a singleton <|eor|><|sor|>oof<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | insovietrussiaIfukme | ebk3xl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exceptional handling right there mate<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | banquuuooo | ebk4z80 | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did... Did someone actually try friend breaking up with you like this?<|eor|><|sor|>It must have been a joke for both sides. There's no way anyone would be this ridiculous<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | Kkplaudit | ebk6ivc | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check your friendship before terminating it <|eor|><|sor|>Or with null safe languages : Friendship?.end()<|eor|><|sor|>I prefer lisp.
```
(end friendship)
```<|eor|><|sor|>*friendthip<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | Jeb_Jenky | ebjz9iz | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did... Did someone actually try friend breaking up with you like this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_YOUR_CURLS | ebk56g5 | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a cool comeback.
You could also do it by:
`error: cannot find symbol`
`Friendship.end();`
`^`
`symbol: variable Friendship`
(that's javac output)<|eor|><|sor|>Nah.. OP's was better
The lack of effort somehow makes it better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | a648272 | ebjzfvw | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a cool comeback.
You could also do it by:
`error: cannot find symbol`
`Friendship.end();`
`^`
`symbol: variable Friendship`
(that's javac output)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | Dralnia | ebk2ndc | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check your friendship before terminating it <|eor|><|sor|>Or with null safe languages : Friendship?.end()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | pokehercuntass | ebkaf4r | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always check your friendship before terminating it <|eor|><|sor|>And watch out for friendships which aren't null terminatedw\^pJL~D9R8p5>NRfu<|eor|><|sor|>This guy c<|eor|><|sor|>Or his mom picked up the phone downstairs. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | LadyGlitch | ebjxp1x | <|sols|><|sot|>One of my better comebacks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ubqnr5mp1m321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a good one. Made me say "ouch".<|eor|><|soopr|>Happy cake day :) <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | dodaDev | aoqfwf | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,673 |
programmerhumor | Khadnesar | eg2w4ee | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must admit that float:left had me panicking for a split second<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,776 |
programmerhumor | laxmariappan | eg2yv5d | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\#Just-for-fun #No-offense
I am a frontend developer
What is a frontend developer?
`It means he is afraid of databases`
No, I',m not
`How many primary keys in a table?`
**You are scaring him!**
​<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,135 |
programmerhumor | cresquin | eg2u77j | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://media2.giphy.com/media/yYSSBtDgbbRzq/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5c5e91fe552e4d483245e9af<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,043 |
programmerhumor | AMViquel | eg2xs5q | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must admit that float:left had me panicking for a split second<|eor|><|sor|>It's not so bad, unless you want it to appear at a position that is more specific than "left", or you want that to look the same in a second internet browser. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 899 |
programmerhumor | rgjsdksnkyg | eg3342p | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\#Just-for-fun #No-offense
I am a frontend developer
What is a frontend developer?
`It means he is afraid of databases`
No, I',m not
`How many primary keys in a table?`
**You are scaring him!**
​<|eor|><|sor|>#NoOffense
I'm an actual developer.
What's an actual developer?
It means he isn't afraid of anything.
No, I'm not.
The customer wants to have a lunch meeting over new feature requests.
Stop! You're scaring him!
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | LimEJET | eg2xzcq | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must admit that float:left had me panicking for a split second<|eor|><|sor|>It's not so bad, unless you want it to appear at a position that is more specific than "left", or you want that to look the same in a second internet browser. <|eor|><|sor|>`left !important;`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 434 |
programmerhumor | DrMaxwellEdison | eg31n0j | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must admit that float:left had me panicking for a split second<|eor|><|sor|>It's not so bad, unless you want it to appear at a position that is more specific than "left", or you want that to look the same in a second internet browser. <|eor|><|sor|>`left !important;`<|eor|><|sor|> Right: -100px;<|eor|><|sor|> position: absolute;
right: 100%;
When you're so right you're left now. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 431 |
programmerhumor | Miklelottesen | eg31ki3 | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a full stack developer because I'm scared of everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | Justinho69 | eg2u4ju | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No, it means that he actually knows at least a programming language. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | ric2b | eg369bo | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://media2.giphy.com/media/yYSSBtDgbbRzq/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5c5e91fe552e4d483245e9af<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This should be shown to all people planning to do CSS <|eor|><|sor|>Genuinely curious, are there better alternatives?<|eor|><|sor|>Backend development <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | jacksalssome | eg2zr3o | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I must admit that float:left had me panicking for a split second<|eor|><|sor|>It's not so bad, unless you want it to appear at a position that is more specific than "left", or you want that to look the same in a second internet browser. <|eor|><|sor|>`left !important;`<|eor|><|sor|> Right: -100px;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | figuresys | eg35stp | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\#Just-for-fun #No-offense
I am a frontend developer
What is a frontend developer?
`It means he is afraid of databases`
No, I',m not
`How many primary keys in a table?`
**You are scaring him!**
​<|eor|><|sor|>#NoOffense
I'm an actual developer.
What's an actual developer?
It means he isn't afraid of anything.
No, I'm not.
The customer wants to have a lunch meeting over new feature requests.
Stop! You're scaring him!
<|eor|><|sor|>>The customer wants to have a lunch meeting over new feature requests.
That gave me chills.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | FlipskiZ | eg2z8kv | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But like, actually tho.
Fucking assembly is easier than this css shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | A_Pile_Of_cats | eg2zfy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Float does scare me because it's a ghost of ancient times. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | xynixia | eg36kfr | <|sols|><|sot|>He will drop production if scared!!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1mq0xodq3if21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://media2.giphy.com/media/yYSSBtDgbbRzq/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5c5e91fe552e4d483245e9af<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This should be shown to all people planning to do CSS <|eor|><|sor|>Genuinely curious, are there better alternatives?<|eor|><|sor|>Build your website with SVG, or alternatively, render it as jpeg/png and use [image maps](https://www.w3schools.com/tags/tag_map.asp) for clickable areas. ^/s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | fignompe | 10eo604 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,648 |
programmerhumor | TheFlyingAvocado | j4s58k5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're requesting to have your changes pulled into the branch. You don't do the pulling, the owner of the branch does.
At least, that's how I understand it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,490 |
programmerhumor | mitch_feaster | j4sntpp | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised nobody has given the actual answer, which is that GitHub is borrowing from the vernacular of raw `git`.
Specifically, the command `git request-pull` creates an *email message* which is simply a summary of your changes plus instructions for someone else to pull your changes from your repo into theirs (remote url and ref name are used to construct a `git pull` command that is included in the email message). This is how you use `git` over email sans shared hosting.
https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull
Linux kernel maintainers use this all the time. Typically a bunch of devs send patches via email to maintainers, who aggregate those patches into their tree for a while until they submit a pull request to the next maintainer up (pull requests work a lot better than individual patch files for large changes), so on and so forth until it reaches Linus.
https://docs.kernel.org/maintainer/pull-requests.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,825 |
programmerhumor | SoggyQuailEggs | j4skcgh | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're requesting to have your changes pulled into the branch. You don't do the pulling, the owner of the branch does.
At least, that's how I understand it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldnt it be more accurate to call it a merge request though, since thats the actual function the admin takes to fulfill a pull request?<|eor|><|sor|>Merge request is what GitLab calls it. Pull request is used on GitHub. Same mechanism, different name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,910 |
programmerhumor | NewEnglandJesus | j4sjpsg | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're requesting to have your changes pulled into the branch. You don't do the pulling, the owner of the branch does.
At least, that's how I understand it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldnt it be more accurate to call it a merge request though, since thats the actual function the admin takes to fulfill a pull request?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,731 |
programmerhumor | 425_Too_Early | j4s3dz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks now I had to look this up...
But this is what I found:
> tl;dr since I am not allowed to make a push, I'll just nicely make a request to the repo owner so they decide to pull
Here is a link if anyone wants to read more:
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/21657430/why-is-a-git-pull-request-not-called-a-push-request<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,226 |
programmerhumor | _shellsort_ | j4s39hg | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_several people are typing_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,103 |
programmerhumor | NutchapolSal | j4tn0up | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised nobody has given the actual answer, which is that GitHub is borrowing from the vernacular of raw `git`.
Specifically, the command `git request-pull` creates an *email message* which is simply a summary of your changes plus instructions for someone else to pull your changes from your repo into theirs (remote url and ref name are used to construct a `git pull` command that is included in the email message). This is how you use `git` over email sans shared hosting.
https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull
Linux kernel maintainers use this all the time. Typically a bunch of devs send patches via email to maintainers, who aggregate those patches into their tree for a while until they submit a pull request to the next maintainer up (pull requests work a lot better than individual patch files for large changes), so on and so forth until it reaches Linus.
https://docs.kernel.org/maintainer/pull-requests.html<|eor|><|sor|>it's quite crazy that most people don't really use git without a server anymore
these commands are made for when "remotes" are just your friends repo on another machine, now we just have a single remote pointing to a repo on a server
not like that's bad or anything, its just interesting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 848 |
programmerhumor | ouralarmclock | j4sp5to | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're requesting to have your changes pulled into the branch. You don't do the pulling, the owner of the branch does.
At least, that's how I understand it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldnt it be more accurate to call it a merge request though, since thats the actual function the admin takes to fulfill a pull request?<|eor|><|sor|>Merge request is what GitLab calls it. Pull request is used on GitHub. Same mechanism, different name.<|eor|><|sor|>We use Gitlab at work and I much prefer Merge Request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 721 |
programmerhumor | nictheman123 | j4tvtlb | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised nobody has given the actual answer, which is that GitHub is borrowing from the vernacular of raw `git`.
Specifically, the command `git request-pull` creates an *email message* which is simply a summary of your changes plus instructions for someone else to pull your changes from your repo into theirs (remote url and ref name are used to construct a `git pull` command that is included in the email message). This is how you use `git` over email sans shared hosting.
https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull
Linux kernel maintainers use this all the time. Typically a bunch of devs send patches via email to maintainers, who aggregate those patches into their tree for a while until they submit a pull request to the next maintainer up (pull requests work a lot better than individual patch files for large changes), so on and so forth until it reaches Linus.
https://docs.kernel.org/maintainer/pull-requests.html<|eor|><|sor|>it's quite crazy that most people don't really use git without a server anymore
these commands are made for when "remotes" are just your friends repo on another machine, now we just have a single remote pointing to a repo on a server
not like that's bad or anything, its just interesting<|eor|><|sor|>I mean how different is a cloud server from your buddy's computer anyway, really?<|eor|><|sor|>If a cloud server goes down, you gotta wait on the sysadmins to fix it.
If your buddy's computer goes down, you can just call him and say "hey asshole, turn your computer back on I need that git repo" which is much more cathartic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | j4s43pj | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It will be always a Merge Request for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | Dramatic-Ad7192 | j4s95q4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks now I had to look this up...
But this is what I found:
> tl;dr since I am not allowed to make a push, I'll just nicely make a request to the repo owner so they decide to pull
Here is a link if anyone wants to read more:
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/21657430/why-is-a-git-pull-request-not-called-a-push-request<|eor|><|sor|>Its because the maintainer has to pull from your repo
This sub is bordering on flat out incompetence by making memes based on ignorance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 410 |
programmerhumor | Background_Newt_8065 | j4s8g6o | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_several people are typing_<|eor|><|sor|>They strongly typed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | etch_a_stretch | j4tv8ja | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised nobody has given the actual answer, which is that GitHub is borrowing from the vernacular of raw `git`.
Specifically, the command `git request-pull` creates an *email message* which is simply a summary of your changes plus instructions for someone else to pull your changes from your repo into theirs (remote url and ref name are used to construct a `git pull` command that is included in the email message). This is how you use `git` over email sans shared hosting.
https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull
Linux kernel maintainers use this all the time. Typically a bunch of devs send patches via email to maintainers, who aggregate those patches into their tree for a while until they submit a pull request to the next maintainer up (pull requests work a lot better than individual patch files for large changes), so on and so forth until it reaches Linus.
https://docs.kernel.org/maintainer/pull-requests.html<|eor|><|sor|>it's quite crazy that most people don't really use git without a server anymore
these commands are made for when "remotes" are just your friends repo on another machine, now we just have a single remote pointing to a repo on a server
not like that's bad or anything, its just interesting<|eor|><|sor|>I mean how different is a cloud server from your buddy's computer anyway, really?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | j4s72m2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It will be always a Merge Request for me.<|eor|><|sor|>It will always be "please just fucking approve" request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | KSRandom195 | j4sywuo | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're requesting to have your changes pulled into the branch. You don't do the pulling, the owner of the branch does.
At least, that's how I understand it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldnt it be more accurate to call it a merge request though, since thats the actual function the admin takes to fulfill a pull request?<|eor|><|sor|>Merge request is what GitLab calls it. Pull request is used on GitHub. Same mechanism, different name.<|eor|><|sor|>We use Gitlab at work and I much prefer Merge Request.<|eor|><|sor|>I would prefer to rebase myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | _bassGod | j4t5y1i | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised nobody has given the actual answer, which is that GitHub is borrowing from the vernacular of raw `git`.
Specifically, the command `git request-pull` creates an *email message* which is simply a summary of your changes plus instructions for someone else to pull your changes from your repo into theirs (remote url and ref name are used to construct a `git pull` command that is included in the email message). This is how you use `git` over email sans shared hosting.
https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull
Linux kernel maintainers use this all the time. Typically a bunch of devs send patches via email to maintainers, who aggregate those patches into their tree for a while until they submit a pull request to the next maintainer up (pull requests work a lot better than individual patch files for large changes), so on and so forth until it reaches Linus.
https://docs.kernel.org/maintainer/pull-requests.html<|eor|><|sor|>Oh my God I know this is cliche to say, but I had to scroll way too far for this (the correct) answer.
Everyone here's just upvoting and agreeing on things that *sound* right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | Hulkmaster | j4u5kvs | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Surprised nobody has given the actual answer, which is that GitHub is borrowing from the vernacular of raw `git`.
Specifically, the command `git request-pull` creates an *email message* which is simply a summary of your changes plus instructions for someone else to pull your changes from your repo into theirs (remote url and ref name are used to construct a `git pull` command that is included in the email message). This is how you use `git` over email sans shared hosting.
https://git-scm.com/docs/git-request-pull
Linux kernel maintainers use this all the time. Typically a bunch of devs send patches via email to maintainers, who aggregate those patches into their tree for a while until they submit a pull request to the next maintainer up (pull requests work a lot better than individual patch files for large changes), so on and so forth until it reaches Linus.
https://docs.kernel.org/maintainer/pull-requests.html<|eor|><|sor|>it's quite crazy that most people don't really use git without a server anymore
these commands are made for when "remotes" are just your friends repo on another machine, now we just have a single remote pointing to a repo on a server
not like that's bad or anything, its just interesting<|eor|><|sor|>I mean how different is a cloud server from your buddy's computer anyway, really?<|eor|><|sor|>If a cloud server goes down, you gotta wait on the sysadmins to fix it.
If your buddy's computer goes down, you can just call him and say "hey asshole, turn your computer back on I need that git repo" which is much more cathartic<|eor|><|sor|>I mean you're right, but the other way it's also right:
GitHub goes down something once a year for couple of hours, and if there is a bug problem it is usually also fixed fast
So uptime is crazy
With your friends pc it might be "ah yeah cat most likely stepped on cabel again or something, will turn on when will be home"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | BL1NDX3N0N | j4scxwr | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're requesting to have your changes pulled into the branch. You don't do the pulling, the owner of the branch does.
At least, that's how I understand it.<|eor|><|sor|>Correct. If this was not the case then there would be a massive amount of security issues and trolling.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | nrron | j4s3d0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Youre requesting that your new code be pulled into the main repository.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | ouralarmclock | j4sz4ui | <|sols|><|sot|>Seriously tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/kq4rb6erqpca1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You're requesting to have your changes pulled into the branch. You don't do the pulling, the owner of the branch does.
At least, that's how I understand it.<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldnt it be more accurate to call it a merge request though, since thats the actual function the admin takes to fulfill a pull request?<|eor|><|sor|>Merge request is what GitLab calls it. Pull request is used on GitHub. Same mechanism, different name.<|eor|><|sor|>We use Gitlab at work and I much prefer Merge Request.<|eor|><|sor|>I would prefer to rebase myself.<|eor|><|sor|>I would prefer to reboot
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | aaabigwyattmann2 | w9umil | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,632 |
programmerhumor | sudden_aggression | ihxqgpf | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pro gamer move is to:
* require all pull requests to have a successful build and deployment in addition to multiple code review signoffs
* require all builds to pass an elaborate 12 step scan for vulnerabilities, code coverage, code smells, etc. Make sure the scans are updated multiple times a day so code that passes at noon fails at 1pm, etc.
* changes to bring code into compliance with the scans also require multiple pull requests and these pull requests must also pass the scans and the code reviews
* watch as productivity drop 95 percent because of the steps you took to protect the company from vulnerabilities and insecure code
* watch as all the developers quit, dropping productivity down to undetectable levels
* receive a bonus for your efforts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,617 |
programmerhumor | fosyep | ihxjf85 | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior devs must feel like God right now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,560 |
programmerhumor | just_here_to_br0wse | ihxmkn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior devs must feel like God right now<|eor|><|sor|>A buddy I met at my first job is a professional software engineer interviewee. He jumps jobs every year to stay on top of company offers. On average he earns 30% more than experienced engineers who are at said companies for 3+ years. Plus he never gets assigned much because he's always the new guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,094 |
programmerhumor | SirSassyCat | ihxxzxq | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My workplace spent the effort to actually create a proper pay scale for all employees and put in the work to figure out where everyone fit and I gotta say, it's pretty amazing.
No negotiating pay rises, no wondering if other are being paid more for the same work, just an objective scale that everyone is placed on.
No wondering if we're lagging behind the rest of the industry, as they include the data set they use to calculate them based on available salary reporting (and also made sure we were paid 10% more that the industry average).
Could never go back to working for a company that expects people to negotiate individual salaries, even if I could get more, it just isn't worth all the extra effort and stress.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,562 |
programmerhumor | Dmium | ihxq583 | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior devs must feel like God right now<|eor|><|sor|>A buddy I met at my first job is a professional software engineer interviewee. He jumps jobs every year to stay on top of company offers. On average he earns 30% more than experienced engineers who are at said companies for 3+ years. Plus he never gets assigned much because he's always the new guy.<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience it starts getting really hard to do this at around 225-250. There are fewer and fewer people offering higher than that outside of fang companies.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the kind of problem I want to have<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,494 |
programmerhumor | nyx_stef | ihy1mqi | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pro gamer move is to:
* require all pull requests to have a successful build and deployment in addition to multiple code review signoffs
* require all builds to pass an elaborate 12 step scan for vulnerabilities, code coverage, code smells, etc. Make sure the scans are updated multiple times a day so code that passes at noon fails at 1pm, etc.
* changes to bring code into compliance with the scans also require multiple pull requests and these pull requests must also pass the scans and the code reviews
* watch as productivity drop 95 percent because of the steps you took to protect the company from vulnerabilities and insecure code
* watch as all the developers quit, dropping productivity down to undetectable levels
* receive a bonus for your efforts<|eor|><|sor|>Literally what CIA suggested on how to sabotage company from inside.
https://www.openculture.com/2015/12/simple-sabotage-field-manual.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,277 |
programmerhumor | chrisnolet | ihyky0o | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pro gamer move is to:
* require all pull requests to have a successful build and deployment in addition to multiple code review signoffs
* require all builds to pass an elaborate 12 step scan for vulnerabilities, code coverage, code smells, etc. Make sure the scans are updated multiple times a day so code that passes at noon fails at 1pm, etc.
* changes to bring code into compliance with the scans also require multiple pull requests and these pull requests must also pass the scans and the code reviews
* watch as productivity drop 95 percent because of the steps you took to protect the company from vulnerabilities and insecure code
* watch as all the developers quit, dropping productivity down to undetectable levels
* receive a bonus for your efforts<|eor|><|sor|>Literally what CIA suggested on how to sabotage company from inside.
https://www.openculture.com/2015/12/simple-sabotage-field-manual.html<|eor|><|sor|>From the link:
- Insist on doing everything through channels. Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
- Make speeches. Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your points by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences.
- When possible, refer all matters to committees, for further study and consideration. Attempt to make the committee as large as possible never less than five.
- Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.
- Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.
- Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.
- Advocate caution. Be reasonable and urge your fellow-conferees to be reasonable and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,273 |
programmerhumor | Nameless_301 | ihxoix8 | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior devs must feel like God right now<|eor|><|sor|>A buddy I met at my first job is a professional software engineer interviewee. He jumps jobs every year to stay on top of company offers. On average he earns 30% more than experienced engineers who are at said companies for 3+ years. Plus he never gets assigned much because he's always the new guy.<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience it starts getting really hard to do this at around 225-250. There are fewer and fewer people offering higher than that outside of fang companies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,003 |
programmerhumor | fordette | ihxrrcb | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pro gamer move is to:
* require all pull requests to have a successful build and deployment in addition to multiple code review signoffs
* require all builds to pass an elaborate 12 step scan for vulnerabilities, code coverage, code smells, etc. Make sure the scans are updated multiple times a day so code that passes at noon fails at 1pm, etc.
* changes to bring code into compliance with the scans also require multiple pull requests and these pull requests must also pass the scans and the code reviews
* watch as productivity drop 95 percent because of the steps you took to protect the company from vulnerabilities and insecure code
* watch as all the developers quit, dropping productivity down to undetectable levels
* receive a bonus for your efforts<|eor|><|sor|>Saved this shit right here. Solid gold.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,000 |
programmerhumor | Ikusaba696 | ihxd3r4 | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Y'all are getting raises???<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 951 |
programmerhumor | WeleaseBwianThrow | ihym9ec | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The pro gamer move is to:
* require all pull requests to have a successful build and deployment in addition to multiple code review signoffs
* require all builds to pass an elaborate 12 step scan for vulnerabilities, code coverage, code smells, etc. Make sure the scans are updated multiple times a day so code that passes at noon fails at 1pm, etc.
* changes to bring code into compliance with the scans also require multiple pull requests and these pull requests must also pass the scans and the code reviews
* watch as productivity drop 95 percent because of the steps you took to protect the company from vulnerabilities and insecure code
* watch as all the developers quit, dropping productivity down to undetectable levels
* receive a bonus for your efforts<|eor|><|sor|>Literally what CIA suggested on how to sabotage company from inside.
https://www.openculture.com/2015/12/simple-sabotage-field-manual.html<|eor|><|sor|>From the link:
- Insist on doing everything through channels. Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
- Make speeches. Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your points by long anecdotes and accounts of personal experiences.
- When possible, refer all matters to committees, for further study and consideration. Attempt to make the committee as large as possible never less than five.
- Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.
- Haggle over precise wordings of communications, minutes, resolutions.
- Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.
- Advocate caution. Be reasonable and urge your fellow-conferees to be reasonable and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on.<|eor|><|sor|>They teaching this manual to managers now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 804 |
programmerhumor | noideaman | ihxrauu | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Junior devs must feel like God right now<|eor|><|sor|>A buddy I met at my first job is a professional software engineer interviewee. He jumps jobs every year to stay on top of company offers. On average he earns 30% more than experienced engineers who are at said companies for 3+ years. Plus he never gets assigned much because he's always the new guy.<|eor|><|sor|>In my experience it starts getting really hard to do this at around 225-250. There are fewer and fewer people offering higher than that outside of fang companies.<|eor|><|sor|>That's the kind of problem I want to have<|eor|><|sor|>Until you get stuck at a shitty gig. 250 is wonderful, but man, I am tired of being THE GUY for everything. I'm considering taking a pay cut just to get out of this shit and pretend I'm a mid-level engineer for a minute.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 757 |
programmerhumor | aaabigwyattmann2 | ihxdg5h | <|sols|><|sot|>AITA - boss won't give big raise<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2x54jahoc7e91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Y'all are getting raises???<|eor|><|soopr|>If you didnt get a 9% raise this year you are making less money than last year. So I asked about a raise on every convo with my boss.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 714 |
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