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programmerhumor | ProbiuSC | ijnhsh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am whatever my formatter says I am.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,554 |
programmerhumor | Vivid_Development390 | ijnnov9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this Programmer Grindr now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,626 |
programmerhumor | benjvdb9 | ijnvogj | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on how the guy on Stackoverflow wrote it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,450 |
programmerhumor | ComprehensiveTrip781 | ijno3js | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am an:
int main() {
return 0;
}
With a space between () and {
This is genuinely how I code, and thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,271 |
programmerhumor | devopsec | ijnhcxj | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Verse
I switch my code style halfway through every program<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,773 |
programmerhumor | hello_schmiddy | ijnmt5e | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Java always top. C# always bottom. C++ it depends on the leads setting the standards when the codebase is constructed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,154 |
programmerhumor | rafaelgomesxyz | ijnr9ku | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am an:
int main() {
return 0;
}
With a space between () and {
This is genuinely how I code, and thank you<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way, top with a hole.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | CJPoll01 | ijo456m | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im a sub? I do whatever my formatter defaults to.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The safe word is uninstall<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 883 |
programmerhumor | W0nd3rlandAl1c3 | ijnxg45 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on how the guy on Stackoverflow wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you gotta clean it up so it's "yours". ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 861 |
programmerhumor | Full-Run4124 | ijnqtg4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a power top:
`int main() { return 0; }`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | Qicken | ijoa1t2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this Programmer Grindr now?<|eor|><|sor|>yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | scriptmyjob | ijoguxh | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this Programmer Grindr now?<|eor|><|sor|>yes<|eor|><|sor|>
Always has been.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | Batcave765 | ijnw4zx | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Verse
I switch my code style halfway through every program<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let anybody understand the code. That's how it is done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | KatarinatheCat | ijo48vo | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am an:
int main() {
return 0;
}
With a space between () and {
This is genuinely how I code, and thank you<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way, top with a hole.<|eor|><|sor|>This means you enjoy a finger up the ass while you cum<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 402 |
programmerhumor | nanotree | ijntzcq | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Java always top. C# always bottom. C++ it depends on the leads setting the standards when the codebase is constructed.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the only correct answer. I write a lot of both C# and Java and go back and forth. Standards are are your friend. They make all the difference in terms of readability.
Edit: I'm doubling down on the typo and and leaving it there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | Rreterz | ijnqq2j | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am an:
int main() {
return 0;
}
With a space between () and {
This is genuinely how I code, and thank you<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, not having this space disgusts me. This is the only true answer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | pfedan | ym91d5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,515 |
programmerhumor | Shakis87 | iv2m6d8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,099 |
programmerhumor | _benbradley | iv2pr0c | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,978 |
programmerhumor | Max_Insanity | iv3l758 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|sor|>It is pretty good, but it strongly implies a common misconception.
The waveform doesn't collapse because we, as conscious observers, look at the particles/waves. It collapses whenever it interacts with its environment and we can not measure, i.e. observe, them without interacting with them.
Some people legitimately believe that consciousness is a deciding factor and use it to justify wacko beliefs about the nature of reality and our role in it.
It collapses the same way if you try to make a measurement and immediately throw the results away way before anyone would even have a chance to look at it.
All right, I think I (over-)analyzed enough to completely kill the joke several times over, feel free to call the coroner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,095 |
programmerhumor | 4rclyte | iv2od5h | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4YrCShFrQ)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 968 |
programmerhumor | ramsay1 | iv3ep20 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|sor|>Had something similar at work recently, the crux of it:
if (log_level_enabled(LOG_LEVEL_INFO)) {
debug_dump_foo(foo);
}
Someone decided the `debug_dump_foo` function was a great place to add some important code. Release log levels are lower by default. "Worked on my system"
Edit: it also worked when you logged in and increased the log level to see why it wasn't working<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 786 |
programmerhumor | sludgemonkey01 | iv2twol | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Heisenbug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | PluckyPheasant | iv2r9iw | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I actually did change the outcome by measuring once. Debugging a print file that for some reason wasn't printing line if it took too long. Debugging obviously slowed it right down and got a blank file.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 337 |
programmerhumor | polypolip | iv3yg6n | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|sor|>Had something similar at work recently, the crux of it:
if (log_level_enabled(LOG_LEVEL_INFO)) {
debug_dump_foo(foo);
}
Someone decided the `debug_dump_foo` function was a great place to add some important code. Release log levels are lower by default. "Worked on my system"
Edit: it also worked when you logged in and increased the log level to see why it wasn't working<|eor|><|sor|>Was the perpetrator whipped so they would never do that again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | pfedan | iv2okbi | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4YrCShFrQ)<|eor|><|soopr|>This guy quantums<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | TheRealBeaker420 | iv3pig5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|sor|>It is pretty good, but it strongly implies a common misconception.
The waveform doesn't collapse because we, as conscious observers, look at the particles/waves. It collapses whenever it interacts with its environment and we can not measure, i.e. observe, them without interacting with them.
Some people legitimately believe that consciousness is a deciding factor and use it to justify wacko beliefs about the nature of reality and our role in it.
It collapses the same way if you try to make a measurement and immediately throw the results away way before anyone would even have a chance to look at it.
All right, I think I (over-)analyzed enough to completely kill the joke several times over, feel free to call the coroner.<|eor|><|sor|>Good explanation! I think it's prevalent enough that it's worth calling out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 263 |
programmerhumor | dr-freddy-112 | iv3cfe0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"This log statement should clear things up"
\*error no longer occurs
\*removes log statement
"wtf"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | skothr | iv2w7mh | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|sor|>// TODO: Remove this comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | tacticalsauce_actual | iv3da3v | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't program, but I physics. This was great. This is probably the sub with the highest ability to meme in different subjects at the same time. Well done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | ramsay1 | iv417cm | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|sor|>Had something similar at work recently, the crux of it:
if (log_level_enabled(LOG_LEVEL_INFO)) {
debug_dump_foo(foo);
}
Someone decided the `debug_dump_foo` function was a great place to add some important code. Release log levels are lower by default. "Worked on my system"
Edit: it also worked when you logged in and increased the log level to see why it wasn't working<|eor|><|sor|>Was the perpetrator whipped so they would never do that again?<|eor|><|sor|>They probably deserved a whipping in this case. I was just as dumbfounded by the reviewers TBH<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | Bakkster | iv30475 | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I actually did change the outcome by measuring once. Debugging a print file that for some reason wasn't printing line if it took too long. Debugging obviously slowed it right down and got a blank file.<|eor|><|sor|>Data trace in college before we learned about signal integrity (spoiler alert: we never learned about signal integrity). Did not work, until we attached an oscilloscope probe to it. That added enough of a termination load to avoid all the reflection issues we were probably having with a 1.5" unterminated surface trace.
See also: learning about parasitic capacitance in an EE lab by building an oscillator that only worked if your hand was near it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | Bearded_Mate | iv3uvgo | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4YrCShFrQ)<|eor|><|sor|>I wanted to say r/unexpectedfuturama, but to be honest, I was expecting futurama<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | thirteen_tentacles | iv4235b | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|sor|>It is pretty good, but it strongly implies a common misconception.
The waveform doesn't collapse because we, as conscious observers, look at the particles/waves. It collapses whenever it interacts with its environment and we can not measure, i.e. observe, them without interacting with them.
Some people legitimately believe that consciousness is a deciding factor and use it to justify wacko beliefs about the nature of reality and our role in it.
It collapses the same way if you try to make a measurement and immediately throw the results away way before anyone would even have a chance to look at it.
All right, I think I (over-)analyzed enough to completely kill the joke several times over, feel free to call the coroner.<|eor|><|sor|>Good explanation! I think it's prevalent enough that it's worth calling out.<|eor|><|sor|>It's prevalent because the observer was thought to be the deciding factor for many years by quantum physicists. It's a very old field, and it's only relatively (heh) recently that we've been able to determine what the parent commenter explained so simply and eloquently. By using more and more creative experiments to remove the conscious observer from the experiment.<|eor|><|sor|>Uh I could be wrong here as my career is in something else but I'm fairly sure actual quantum physicists never had that misconception generally, that was just a term that was misunderstood and used by spiritualist cranks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | alien_clown_ninja | iv3zhfs | <|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|sor|>It is pretty good, but it strongly implies a common misconception.
The waveform doesn't collapse because we, as conscious observers, look at the particles/waves. It collapses whenever it interacts with its environment and we can not measure, i.e. observe, them without interacting with them.
Some people legitimately believe that consciousness is a deciding factor and use it to justify wacko beliefs about the nature of reality and our role in it.
It collapses the same way if you try to make a measurement and immediately throw the results away way before anyone would even have a chance to look at it.
All right, I think I (over-)analyzed enough to completely kill the joke several times over, feel free to call the coroner.<|eor|><|sor|>Good explanation! I think it's prevalent enough that it's worth calling out.<|eor|><|sor|>It's prevalent because the observer was thought to be the deciding factor for many years by quantum physicists. It's a very old field, and it's only relatively (heh) recently that we've been able to determine what the parent commenter explained so simply and eloquently. By using more and more creative experiments to remove the conscious observer from the experiment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | DoenerGmbH | duga41 | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,507 |
programmerhumor | DefeatedSkeptic | f765tra | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is also you if you are a mathematician lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,451 |
programmerhumor | kotelja | f7664vp | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is also you if you are a mathematician lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if you are both...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 598 |
programmerhumor | SUPERazkari | f769e00 | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oops i forgot the semicolon!
*Introduces 73 more errors*
... you know what imma just delete that semicolon real quick
Ahh much better only 1 error<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | DoenerGmbH | f76axwc | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is also you if you are a mathematician lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if you are both...<|eor|><|sor|>Then it'd be 180% of the time like that<|eor|><|soopr|>Quick maths<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 535 |
programmerhumor | ifelseandor | f76cmsa | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The last three days of my life. Literally 2 methods with like 30 lines of code.
Finally figured out I was trying to operate on the ui from a background thread. Sigh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | EmberQuill | f76firo | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other 10% of the time is rage and screaming "WHYYYYY?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | magentanide | f76gupf | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>U mean 99.9% of the time<|eor|><|sor|>Nah. 30% is spent in useless agile meetings and another 10-20% is spent talking about board games or where to go for lunch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | Dynamo002 | f760v8o | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>endl;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | W1llyC1 | f765fnb | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>U mean 99.9% of the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | Shockabrah530 | f75v8xj | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interesting, maybe Ill finnally use that udemy course I bought last year and never touched.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | Columbus43219 | f76hp9a | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only! You really spend 99% of your time trying to concentrate while three idiots are having a conversation right next to you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | Turksarama | f76lhxr | <|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The last three days of my life. Literally 2 methods with like 30 lines of code.
Finally figured out I was trying to operate on the ui from a background thread. Sigh.<|eor|><|sor|>We've all been there. Welcome to the wonderful world of asynchronous and multi-threaded programming!<|eor|><|sor|>This is a very ui specific problem I feel. If I'm writing my own async code on the back end I know what all my threads are doing. Ui has invisible looper threads that you need to remind yourself exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | valtism | nzh9cy | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,486 |
programmerhumor | Dubmove | h1pixg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,167 |
programmerhumor | Mootjuh0 | h1pqmxi | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Keep everything in your clipboard, don't turn off your pc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 647 |
programmerhumor | wite_noiz | h1ptb7e | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started coding at 14 (1983). The Lynx computer (camputer was the name) came without HDD and screen, so I had to plug it to my parent's TV. I had to retype all code until I started using an audio tape recorder to store code.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers\_Lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers_Lynx)<|eor|><|sor|>Same for my (slightly later) ZX80. Getting free games from magazines by typing them in manually was incredible.
Obviously, they all had massive flaws, because who can reliably type 100+ lines of Spectrum BASIC on the squishy keyboard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 489 |
programmerhumor | MrCloudz_ | h1pn46i | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally what recruiters are looking for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | Iuse_arch_btw | h1prd21 | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|sor|>Such a coincidence, I do the same<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | madiele | h1ptzfc | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Keep everything in your clipboard, don't turn off your pc<|eor|><|sor|>Noob, just write your code in notepad, delete it and write other snippets, then use undo and redo to get the snippet you want.
Gives that nice boost of adrenaline to code better knowing that if you type something all the code in the redo goes poof<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | Evol_Etah | h1pu9lf | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|sor|>Such a coincidence, I do the same<|eor|><|sor|>Print("hello world");
Hmmmm.... Why isn't this python code working????<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | CaffeineSippingMan | h1q3kuv | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|sor|>Such a coincidence, I do the same<|eor|><|sor|>Print("hello world");
Hmmmm.... Why isn't this python code working????<|eor|><|sor|>Because of the P<|eor|><|sor|>
Updated.
rint("hello world");
Hmmmm.... Why isn't this python code working????
Edit: sometimes this is how I feel when I am trying to learn something new. Your comment would be marked as the answer so I would try something like my joke comment only to learn later how wrong I was.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | SuperNashwan | h1q16z1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started coding at 14 (1983). The Lynx computer (camputer was the name) came without HDD and screen, so I had to plug it to my parent's TV. I had to retype all code until I started using an audio tape recorder to store code.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers\_Lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers_Lynx)<|eor|><|sor|>Same for my (slightly later) ZX80. Getting free games from magazines by typing them in manually was incredible.
Obviously, they all had massive flaws, because who can reliably type 100+ lines of Spectrum BASIC on the squishy keyboard?<|eor|><|sor|>That keyboard. Even now and can remember the ache in my index finger from battling the 3 or so keys that needed pressing especially hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | jmona789 | h1pwkot | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read my code aloud and save it as an audio file for version control<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | marxama | h1q1w4t | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Keep everything in your clipboard, don't turn off your pc<|eor|><|sor|>Noob, just write your code in notepad, delete it and write other snippets, then use undo and redo to get the snippet you want.
Gives that nice boost of adrenaline to code better knowing that if you type something all the code in the redo goes poof<|eor|><|sor|>I'm getting nervous just reading this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | julkar9 | h1pzgtc | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just copy it from the stackoverflow post I copied last time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | skepticalboi420 | h1ps60l | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont git it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | animenosekai_ | h1q1alm | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|sor|>Such a coincidence, I do the same<|eor|><|sor|>Print("hello world");
Hmmmm.... Why isn't this python code working????<|eor|><|sor|>Because of the P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | wite_noiz | h1q3det | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started coding at 14 (1983). The Lynx computer (camputer was the name) came without HDD and screen, so I had to plug it to my parent's TV. I had to retype all code until I started using an audio tape recorder to store code.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers\_Lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers_Lynx)<|eor|><|sor|>Same for my (slightly later) ZX80. Getting free games from magazines by typing them in manually was incredible.
Obviously, they all had massive flaws, because who can reliably type 100+ lines of Spectrum BASIC on the squishy keyboard?<|eor|><|sor|>did you inadvertently learn Spectrum BASIC's syntax by typing it in like that?<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost certainly how I learnt it. Magazines used to contain "tips and tricks" from prominent developers, too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | valtism | h1pn6xz | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Installing node_modules can be a pain, but at least I never have to interactive rebase.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | douira | h1q2792 | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started coding at 14 (1983). The Lynx computer (camputer was the name) came without HDD and screen, so I had to plug it to my parent's TV. I had to retype all code until I started using an audio tape recorder to store code.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers\_Lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers_Lynx)<|eor|><|sor|>Same for my (slightly later) ZX80. Getting free games from magazines by typing them in manually was incredible.
Obviously, they all had massive flaws, because who can reliably type 100+ lines of Spectrum BASIC on the squishy keyboard?<|eor|><|sor|>did you inadvertently learn Spectrum BASIC's syntax by typing it in like that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | corroded | h1q93m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont git it<|eor|><|sor|>git out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | kaasbalmetlijm | lbl3ez | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,496 |
programmerhumor | OscarTheFudd | gluqvbn | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 819 |
programmerhumor | PainsChauds | gluou1o | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>Also r/trees is about cannabis, while another sub whose name is drug related (I forgot which one) actually is about trees
Edit: found it, it's r/marijuanaenthusiasts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | theicecapsaremelting | glv9mj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This morning Reddit asked me is /r/gaming about gaming? The answer is no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 426 |
programmerhumor | Static_Gobby | glvxj5g | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Same with r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | TheDragonRing | gluq06p | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got the is r/programmerhumor about technology under this post.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | LifeIsBizarre | glupe7n | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>And r/ProgrammerHumor isn't pro-old-women who love to knit and bake at all! It's all about computers which they are often bad at.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 239 |
programmerhumor | Diego_TS | glvm0c4 | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Why do they call him Potato Salad?<|eor|><|sor|>He's good, but kinda bland, like Potato Salad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | TheeMyth_ | glvei7z | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This morning Reddit asked me is /r/gaming about gaming? The answer is no.<|eor|><|sor|>This happened to me a few days ago and I clicked no to cause chaos<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | whoAreYouToJudgeME | glv6lrv | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>r/worldpolitics seems to be half memes, half porn. What a weird sub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | throwawayy2k2112 | glwyrb3 | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Same with r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts<|eor|><|sor|> r/superbowl is another weird one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | Natural-Intelligence | glvb7lj | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>And r/ProgrammerHumor isn't pro-old-women who love to knit and bake at all! It's all about computers which they are often bad at.<|eor|><|sor|>And even if you knew that, ProgrammerHumor isn't actually about jokes either. It's a place to share nightmares and pain that IT nerds experience in day to day life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | IllegalArgException | glut3y3 | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>And, well, there's always r/superbowl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | ubdedman | glv9ws1 | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does r/(one random word that obviously is completely innocent) have profanity in its name?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | shhalahr | glx1y59 | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Same with r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts<|eor|><|sor|> r/superbowl is another weird one<|eor|><|sor|>What's weird about superb owls?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | 0x3fff0000 | glvi59o | <|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Why do they call him Potato Salad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | horror-pangolin-123 | tau18t | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,475 |
programmerhumor | weneedtogodanker | i033lti | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,471 |
programmerhumor | lma21 | i031g8r | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**You will never believe what this one client is asking for - DEVID-7459**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,298 |
programmerhumor | floof_overdrive | i03as98 | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Top 10 array out-of-bounds errors. Number 27 will shock you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,846 |
programmerhumor | Sputtrosa | i0326pk | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>5 Bugs your PO wants you to fix - you won't believe the time estimate on #3!
Popular Bugs you thought you fixed in dev environment - where are they now?
5 Employees near you are cutting their technical debt - here's why you should do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,760 |
programmerhumor | Salmuth | i03b624 | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**You will never believe what this one client is asking for - DEVID-7459**<|eor|><|sor|>"The feature every dev hates"
"The client needs all devs are looking for"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 788 |
programmerhumor | ClassicBooks | i03bppd | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|sor|>You won't believe that 90% of developers failed to solve this bug.
*No no no, you got to tickle their balls a little more. How about this :*
***YOU WON'T BELIEVE***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 761 |
programmerhumor | tiddayes | i031njt | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pushed 7 commits to master. You wont believe what is in #5<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 643 |
programmerhumor | Bjoern_Tantau | i032wwu | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>QA hates this! They won't find any bugs with one little trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | RosmarinSalbeiTee | i03674x | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**5 requirements you didn't know you needed**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 588 |
programmerhumor | firebullmonkey | i036avq | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|sor|>Me, reading the ticket title: "How dare you, oppose me, mortal?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | Maleficoder | i034giq | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to earn $100 by fixing bugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 302 |
programmerhumor | not_some_username | i03bb65 | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Top 10 array out-of-bounds errors. Number 27 will shock you!<|eor|><|sor|>That's genius<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | Stummi | i03a99o | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>QA hates this! They won't find any bugs with one little trick.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean, block QA access to the stage system, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | Diplomjodler | i03head | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>5 Bugs your PO wants you to fix - you won't believe the time estimate on #3!
Popular Bugs you thought you fixed in dev environment - where are they now?
5 Employees near you are cutting their technical debt - here's why you should do it.<|eor|><|sor|>> cutting their technical debt
What is this heresy! We need to ship now!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | DiegoJpxd | i03gl6f | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|sor|>You won't believe that 90% of developers failed to solve this bug.
*No no no, you got to tickle their balls a little more. How about this :*
***YOU WON'T BELIEVE***<|eor|><|sor|>*You won't believe? that's doesn't mean anything.. why w.. 8000 people share it on Facebook..
I mean it said I wouldn't believe it.. *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | Greyzer | i03lnh3 | <|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**You will never believe what this one client is asking for - DEVID-7459**<|eor|><|sor|>"The feature every dev hates"
"The client needs all devs are looking for"...<|eor|><|sor|>"The problem no Dev can solve"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
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