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programmerhumor
ProbiuSC
ijnhsh4
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am whatever my formatter says I am.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,554
programmerhumor
Vivid_Development390
ijnnov9
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this Programmer Grindr now?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,626
programmerhumor
benjvdb9
ijnvogj
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on how the guy on Stackoverflow wrote it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,450
programmerhumor
ComprehensiveTrip781
ijno3js
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am an: int main() { return 0; } With a space between () and { This is genuinely how I code, and thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,271
programmerhumor
devopsec
ijnhcxj
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Verse I switch my code style halfway through every program<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,773
programmerhumor
hello_schmiddy
ijnmt5e
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Java always top. C# always bottom. C++ it depends on the leads setting the standards when the codebase is constructed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,154
programmerhumor
rafaelgomesxyz
ijnr9ku
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am an: int main() { return 0; } With a space between () and { This is genuinely how I code, and thank you<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way, top with a hole.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
986
programmerhumor
CJPoll01
ijo456m
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im a sub? I do whatever my formatter defaults to.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The safe word is uninstall<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
883
programmerhumor
W0nd3rlandAl1c3
ijnxg45
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Depends on how the guy on Stackoverflow wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, you gotta clean it up so it's "yours". ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
861
programmerhumor
Full-Run4124
ijnqtg4
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a power top: `int main() { return 0; }`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
774
programmerhumor
Qicken
ijoa1t2
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this Programmer Grindr now?<|eor|><|sor|>yes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
713
programmerhumor
scriptmyjob
ijoguxh
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is this Programmer Grindr now?<|eor|><|sor|>yes<|eor|><|sor|> Always has been.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
533
programmerhumor
Batcave765
ijnw4zx
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Verse I switch my code style halfway through every program<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let anybody understand the code. That's how it is done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
527
programmerhumor
KatarinatheCat
ijo48vo
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am an: int main() { return 0; } With a space between () and { This is genuinely how I code, and thank you<|eor|><|sor|>This is the way, top with a hole.<|eor|><|sor|>This means you enjoy a finger up the ass while you cum<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
402
programmerhumor
nanotree
ijntzcq
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Java always top. C# always bottom. C++ it depends on the leads setting the standards when the codebase is constructed.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the only correct answer. I write a lot of both C# and Java and go back and forth. Standards are are your friend. They make all the difference in terms of readability. Edit: I'm doubling down on the typo and and leaving it there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
393
programmerhumor
Rreterz
ijnqq2j
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm a Top Personally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bz0gtiob0sg91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am an: int main() { return 0; } With a space between () and { This is genuinely how I code, and thank you<|eor|><|sor|>Absolutely, not having this space disgusts me. This is the only true answer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
377
programmerhumor
pfedan
ym91d5
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,515
programmerhumor
Shakis87
iv2m6d8
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,099
programmerhumor
_benbradley
iv2pr0c
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,978
programmerhumor
Max_Insanity
iv3l758
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|sor|>It is pretty good, but it strongly implies a common misconception. The waveform doesn't collapse because we, as conscious observers, look at the particles/waves. It collapses whenever it interacts with its environment and we can not measure, i.e. observe, them without interacting with them. Some people legitimately believe that consciousness is a deciding factor and use it to justify wacko beliefs about the nature of reality and our role in it. It collapses the same way if you try to make a measurement and immediately throw the results away way before anyone would even have a chance to look at it. All right, I think I (over-)analyzed enough to completely kill the joke several times over, feel free to call the coroner.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,095
programmerhumor
4rclyte
iv2od5h
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4YrCShFrQ)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
968
programmerhumor
ramsay1
iv3ep20
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|sor|>Had something similar at work recently, the crux of it: if (log_level_enabled(LOG_LEVEL_INFO)) { debug_dump_foo(foo); } Someone decided the `debug_dump_foo` function was a great place to add some important code. Release log levels are lower by default. "Worked on my system" Edit: it also worked when you logged in and increased the log level to see why it wasn't working<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
786
programmerhumor
sludgemonkey01
iv2twol
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Heisenbug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
467
programmerhumor
PluckyPheasant
iv2r9iw
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I actually did change the outcome by measuring once. Debugging a print file that for some reason wasn't printing line if it took too long. Debugging obviously slowed it right down and got a blank file.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
337
programmerhumor
polypolip
iv3yg6n
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|sor|>Had something similar at work recently, the crux of it: if (log_level_enabled(LOG_LEVEL_INFO)) { debug_dump_foo(foo); } Someone decided the `debug_dump_foo` function was a great place to add some important code. Release log levels are lower by default. "Worked on my system" Edit: it also worked when you logged in and increased the log level to see why it wasn't working<|eor|><|sor|>Was the perpetrator whipped so they would never do that again?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
286
programmerhumor
pfedan
iv2okbi
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4YrCShFrQ)<|eor|><|soopr|>This guy quantums<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
TheRealBeaker420
iv3pig5
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|sor|>It is pretty good, but it strongly implies a common misconception. The waveform doesn't collapse because we, as conscious observers, look at the particles/waves. It collapses whenever it interacts with its environment and we can not measure, i.e. observe, them without interacting with them. Some people legitimately believe that consciousness is a deciding factor and use it to justify wacko beliefs about the nature of reality and our role in it. It collapses the same way if you try to make a measurement and immediately throw the results away way before anyone would even have a chance to look at it. All right, I think I (over-)analyzed enough to completely kill the joke several times over, feel free to call the coroner.<|eor|><|sor|>Good explanation! I think it's prevalent enough that it's worth calling out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
263
programmerhumor
dr-freddy-112
iv3cfe0
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"This log statement should clear things up" \*error no longer occurs \*removes log statement "wtf"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
226
programmerhumor
skothr
iv2w7mh
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|sor|>// TODO: Remove this comment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
188
programmerhumor
tacticalsauce_actual
iv3da3v
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't program, but I physics. This was great. This is probably the sub with the highest ability to meme in different subjects at the same time. Well done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
182
programmerhumor
ramsay1
iv417cm
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>// do NOT remove these print statements...<|eor|><|sor|>Had something similar at work recently, the crux of it: if (log_level_enabled(LOG_LEVEL_INFO)) { debug_dump_foo(foo); } Someone decided the `debug_dump_foo` function was a great place to add some important code. Release log levels are lower by default. "Worked on my system" Edit: it also worked when you logged in and increased the log level to see why it wasn't working<|eor|><|sor|>Was the perpetrator whipped so they would never do that again?<|eor|><|sor|>They probably deserved a whipping in this case. I was just as dumbfounded by the reviewers TBH<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
135
programmerhumor
Bakkster
iv30475
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I actually did change the outcome by measuring once. Debugging a print file that for some reason wasn't printing line if it took too long. Debugging obviously slowed it right down and got a blank file.<|eor|><|sor|>Data trace in college before we learned about signal integrity (spoiler alert: we never learned about signal integrity). Did not work, until we attached an oscilloscope probe to it. That added enough of a termination load to avoid all the reflection issues we were probably having with a 1.5" unterminated surface trace. See also: learning about parasitic capacitance in an EE lab by building an oscillator that only worked if your hand was near it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
126
programmerhumor
Bearded_Mate
iv3uvgo
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ia4YrCShFrQ)<|eor|><|sor|>I wanted to say r/unexpectedfuturama, but to be honest, I was expecting futurama<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
114
programmerhumor
thirteen_tentacles
iv4235b
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|sor|>It is pretty good, but it strongly implies a common misconception. The waveform doesn't collapse because we, as conscious observers, look at the particles/waves. It collapses whenever it interacts with its environment and we can not measure, i.e. observe, them without interacting with them. Some people legitimately believe that consciousness is a deciding factor and use it to justify wacko beliefs about the nature of reality and our role in it. It collapses the same way if you try to make a measurement and immediately throw the results away way before anyone would even have a chance to look at it. All right, I think I (over-)analyzed enough to completely kill the joke several times over, feel free to call the coroner.<|eor|><|sor|>Good explanation! I think it's prevalent enough that it's worth calling out.<|eor|><|sor|>It's prevalent because the observer was thought to be the deciding factor for many years by quantum physicists. It's a very old field, and it's only relatively (heh) recently that we've been able to determine what the parent commenter explained so simply and eloquently. By using more and more creative experiments to remove the conscious observer from the experiment.<|eor|><|sor|>Uh I could be wrong here as my career is in something else but I'm fairly sure actual quantum physicists never had that misconception generally, that was just a term that was misunderstood and used by spiritualist cranks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
113
programmerhumor
alien_clown_ninja
iv3zhfs
<|sols|><|sot|>Me, debugging<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zmuyrjk691y91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the best use of this meme i have seen<|eor|><|sor|>It is pretty good, but it strongly implies a common misconception. The waveform doesn't collapse because we, as conscious observers, look at the particles/waves. It collapses whenever it interacts with its environment and we can not measure, i.e. observe, them without interacting with them. Some people legitimately believe that consciousness is a deciding factor and use it to justify wacko beliefs about the nature of reality and our role in it. It collapses the same way if you try to make a measurement and immediately throw the results away way before anyone would even have a chance to look at it. All right, I think I (over-)analyzed enough to completely kill the joke several times over, feel free to call the coroner.<|eor|><|sor|>Good explanation! I think it's prevalent enough that it's worth calling out.<|eor|><|sor|>It's prevalent because the observer was thought to be the deciding factor for many years by quantum physicists. It's a very old field, and it's only relatively (heh) recently that we've been able to determine what the parent commenter explained so simply and eloquently. By using more and more creative experiments to remove the conscious observer from the experiment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
93
programmerhumor
DoenerGmbH
duga41
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,507
programmerhumor
DefeatedSkeptic
f765tra
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is also you if you are a mathematician lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,451
programmerhumor
kotelja
f7664vp
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is also you if you are a mathematician lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if you are both...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
598
programmerhumor
SUPERazkari
f769e00
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oops i forgot the semicolon! *Introduces 73 more errors* ... you know what imma just delete that semicolon real quick Ahh much better only 1 error<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
550
programmerhumor
DoenerGmbH
f76axwc
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is also you if you are a mathematician lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Imagine if you are both...<|eor|><|sor|>Then it'd be 180% of the time like that<|eor|><|soopr|>Quick maths<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
535
programmerhumor
ifelseandor
f76cmsa
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The last three days of my life. Literally 2 methods with like 30 lines of code. Finally figured out I was trying to operate on the ui from a background thread. Sigh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
386
programmerhumor
EmberQuill
f76firo
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The other 10% of the time is rage and screaming "WHYYYYY?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
165
programmerhumor
magentanide
f76gupf
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>U mean 99.9% of the time<|eor|><|sor|>Nah. 30% is spent in useless agile meetings and another 10-20% is spent talking about board games or where to go for lunch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
134
programmerhumor
Dynamo002
f760v8o
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>endl;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
W1llyC1
f765fnb
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>U mean 99.9% of the time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
116
programmerhumor
Shockabrah530
f75v8xj
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Interesting, maybe Ill finnally use that udemy course I bought last year and never touched.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
Columbus43219
f76hp9a
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only! You really spend 99% of your time trying to concentrate while three idiots are having a conversation right next to you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
89
programmerhumor
Turksarama
f76lhxr
<|sols|><|sot|>How it really looks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g68jjjamxwx31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The last three days of my life. Literally 2 methods with like 30 lines of code. Finally figured out I was trying to operate on the ui from a background thread. Sigh.<|eor|><|sor|>We've all been there. Welcome to the wonderful world of asynchronous and multi-threaded programming!<|eor|><|sor|>This is a very ui specific problem I feel. If I'm writing my own async code on the back end I know what all my threads are doing. Ui has invisible looper threads that you need to remind yourself exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
valtism
nzh9cy
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,486
programmerhumor
Dubmove
h1pixg1
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,167
programmerhumor
Mootjuh0
h1pqmxi
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Keep everything in your clipboard, don't turn off your pc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
647
programmerhumor
wite_noiz
h1ptb7e
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started coding at 14 (1983). The Lynx computer (camputer was the name) came without HDD and screen, so I had to plug it to my parent's TV. I had to retype all code until I started using an audio tape recorder to store code. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers\_Lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers_Lynx)<|eor|><|sor|>Same for my (slightly later) ZX80. Getting free games from magazines by typing them in manually was incredible. Obviously, they all had massive flaws, because who can reliably type 100+ lines of Spectrum BASIC on the squishy keyboard?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
489
programmerhumor
MrCloudz_
h1pn46i
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Finally what recruiters are looking for.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
469
programmerhumor
Iuse_arch_btw
h1prd21
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|sor|>Such a coincidence, I do the same<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
madiele
h1ptzfc
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Keep everything in your clipboard, don't turn off your pc<|eor|><|sor|>Noob, just write your code in notepad, delete it and write other snippets, then use undo and redo to get the snippet you want. Gives that nice boost of adrenaline to code better knowing that if you type something all the code in the redo goes poof<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
269
programmerhumor
Evol_Etah
h1pu9lf
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|sor|>Such a coincidence, I do the same<|eor|><|sor|>Print("hello world"); Hmmmm.... Why isn't this python code working????<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
224
programmerhumor
CaffeineSippingMan
h1q3kuv
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|sor|>Such a coincidence, I do the same<|eor|><|sor|>Print("hello world"); Hmmmm.... Why isn't this python code working????<|eor|><|sor|>Because of the P<|eor|><|sor|> Updated. rint("hello world"); Hmmmm.... Why isn't this python code working???? Edit: sometimes this is how I feel when I am trying to learn something new. Your comment would be marked as the answer so I would try something like my joke comment only to learn later how wrong I was.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
204
programmerhumor
SuperNashwan
h1q16z1
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started coding at 14 (1983). The Lynx computer (camputer was the name) came without HDD and screen, so I had to plug it to my parent's TV. I had to retype all code until I started using an audio tape recorder to store code. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers\_Lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers_Lynx)<|eor|><|sor|>Same for my (slightly later) ZX80. Getting free games from magazines by typing them in manually was incredible. Obviously, they all had massive flaws, because who can reliably type 100+ lines of Spectrum BASIC on the squishy keyboard?<|eor|><|sor|>That keyboard. Even now and can remember the ache in my index finger from battling the 3 or so keys that needed pressing especially hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programmerhumor
jmona789
h1pwkot
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I read my code aloud and save it as an audio file for version control<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
140
programmerhumor
marxama
h1q1w4t
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Keep everything in your clipboard, don't turn off your pc<|eor|><|sor|>Noob, just write your code in notepad, delete it and write other snippets, then use undo and redo to get the snippet you want. Gives that nice boost of adrenaline to code better knowing that if you type something all the code in the redo goes poof<|eor|><|sor|>I'm getting nervous just reading this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
107
programmerhumor
julkar9
h1pzgtc
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just copy it from the stackoverflow post I copied last time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
99
programmerhumor
skepticalboi420
h1ps60l
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont git it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programmerhumor
animenosekai_
h1q1alm
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's exactly how I handle all my "hello world"-projects<|eor|><|sor|>Such a coincidence, I do the same<|eor|><|sor|>Print("hello world"); Hmmmm.... Why isn't this python code working????<|eor|><|sor|>Because of the P<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programmerhumor
wite_noiz
h1q3det
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started coding at 14 (1983). The Lynx computer (camputer was the name) came without HDD and screen, so I had to plug it to my parent's TV. I had to retype all code until I started using an audio tape recorder to store code. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers\_Lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers_Lynx)<|eor|><|sor|>Same for my (slightly later) ZX80. Getting free games from magazines by typing them in manually was incredible. Obviously, they all had massive flaws, because who can reliably type 100+ lines of Spectrum BASIC on the squishy keyboard?<|eor|><|sor|>did you inadvertently learn Spectrum BASIC's syntax by typing it in like that?<|eor|><|sor|>It's almost certainly how I learnt it. Magazines used to contain "tips and tricks" from prominent developers, too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
89
programmerhumor
valtism
h1pn6xz
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>Installing node_modules can be a pain, but at least I never have to interactive rebase.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
86
programmerhumor
douira
h1q2792
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started coding at 14 (1983). The Lynx computer (camputer was the name) came without HDD and screen, so I had to plug it to my parent's TV. I had to retype all code until I started using an audio tape recorder to store code. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers\_Lynx](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camputers_Lynx)<|eor|><|sor|>Same for my (slightly later) ZX80. Getting free games from magazines by typing them in manually was incredible. Obviously, they all had massive flaws, because who can reliably type 100+ lines of Spectrum BASIC on the squishy keyboard?<|eor|><|sor|>did you inadvertently learn Spectrum BASIC's syntax by typing it in like that?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
69
programmerhumor
corroded
h1q93m8
<|sols|><|sot|>I dont use git<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9KMmOiU.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I dont git it<|eor|><|sor|>git out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
65
programmerhumor
kaasbalmetlijm
lbl3ez
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,496
programmerhumor
OscarTheFudd
gluqvbn
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
819
programmerhumor
PainsChauds
gluou1o
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>Also r/trees is about cannabis, while another sub whose name is drug related (I forgot which one) actually is about trees Edit: found it, it's r/marijuanaenthusiasts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
537
programmerhumor
theicecapsaremelting
glv9mj9
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This morning Reddit asked me is /r/gaming about gaming? The answer is no.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
426
programmerhumor
Static_Gobby
glvxj5g
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Same with r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
344
programmerhumor
TheDragonRing
gluq06p
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I got the is r/programmerhumor about technology under this post.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
309
programmerhumor
LifeIsBizarre
glupe7n
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>And r/ProgrammerHumor isn't pro-old-women who love to knit and bake at all! It's all about computers which they are often bad at.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
239
programmerhumor
Diego_TS
glvm0c4
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Why do they call him Potato Salad?<|eor|><|sor|>He's good, but kinda bland, like Potato Salad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
157
programmerhumor
TheeMyth_
glvei7z
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This morning Reddit asked me is /r/gaming about gaming? The answer is no.<|eor|><|sor|>This happened to me a few days ago and I clicked no to cause chaos<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmerhumor
whoAreYouToJudgeME
glv6lrv
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>r/worldpolitics seems to be half memes, half porn. What a weird sub.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
throwawayy2k2112
glwyrb3
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Same with r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts<|eor|><|sor|> r/superbowl is another weird one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
Natural-Intelligence
glvb7lj
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>And r/ProgrammerHumor isn't pro-old-women who love to knit and bake at all! It's all about computers which they are often bad at.<|eor|><|sor|>And even if you knew that, ProgrammerHumor isn't actually about jokes either. It's a place to share nightmares and pain that IT nerds experience in day to day life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
114
programmerhumor
IllegalArgException
glut3y3
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>And, well, there's always r/superbowl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
ubdedman
glv9ws1
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does r/(one random word that obviously is completely innocent) have profanity in its name?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
shhalahr
glx1y59
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Same with r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts<|eor|><|sor|> r/superbowl is another weird one<|eor|><|sor|>What's weird about superb owls?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
102
programmerhumor
0x3fff0000
glvi59o
<|sols|><|sot|>getting into ai sucks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/iismn5mvt8f61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tbf, r/worldpolitics is a porn sub and r/anime_titties is a global political sub.<|eor|><|sor|>and r/johncena is about potato salad, while r/potatosalad is about John Cena.<|eor|><|sor|>Why do they call him Potato Salad?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
101
programmerhumor
horror-pangolin-123
tau18t
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,475
programmerhumor
weneedtogodanker
i033lti
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,471
programmerhumor
lma21
i031g8r
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**You will never believe what this one client is asking for - DEVID-7459**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,298
programmerhumor
floof_overdrive
i03as98
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Top 10 array out-of-bounds errors. Number 27 will shock you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,846
programmerhumor
Sputtrosa
i0326pk
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>5 Bugs your PO wants you to fix - you won't believe the time estimate on #3! Popular Bugs you thought you fixed in dev environment - where are they now? 5 Employees near you are cutting their technical debt - here's why you should do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,760
programmerhumor
Salmuth
i03b624
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**You will never believe what this one client is asking for - DEVID-7459**<|eor|><|sor|>"The feature every dev hates" "The client needs all devs are looking for"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
788
programmerhumor
ClassicBooks
i03bppd
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|sor|>You won't believe that 90% of developers failed to solve this bug. *No no no, you got to tickle their balls a little more. How about this :* ***YOU WON'T BELIEVE***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
761
programmerhumor
tiddayes
i031njt
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I pushed 7 commits to master. You wont believe what is in #5<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
643
programmerhumor
Bjoern_Tantau
i032wwu
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>QA hates this! They won't find any bugs with one little trick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
605
programmerhumor
RosmarinSalbeiTee
i03674x
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**5 requirements you didn't know you needed**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
588
programmerhumor
firebullmonkey
i036avq
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|sor|>Me, reading the ticket title: "How dare you, oppose me, mortal?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
315
programmerhumor
Maleficoder
i034giq
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to earn $100 by fixing bugs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
302
programmerhumor
not_some_username
i03bb65
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Top 10 array out-of-bounds errors. Number 27 will shock you!<|eor|><|sor|>That's genius<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
247
programmerhumor
Stummi
i03a99o
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>QA hates this! They won't find any bugs with one little trick.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean, block QA access to the stage system, right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
180
programmerhumor
Diplomjodler
i03head
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>5 Bugs your PO wants you to fix - you won't believe the time estimate on #3! Popular Bugs you thought you fixed in dev environment - where are they now? 5 Employees near you are cutting their technical debt - here's why you should do it.<|eor|><|sor|>> cutting their technical debt What is this heresy! We need to ship now!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
173
programmerhumor
DiegoJpxd
i03gl6f
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>90% of developers failed to solve this bug<|eor|><|sor|>You won't believe that 90% of developers failed to solve this bug. *No no no, you got to tickle their balls a little more. How about this :* ***YOU WON'T BELIEVE***<|eor|><|sor|>*You won't believe? that's doesn't mean anything.. why w.. 8000 people share it on Facebook.. I mean it said I wouldn't believe it.. *<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162
programmerhumor
Greyzer
i03lnh3
<|sols|><|sot|>We need to start pushing for this :D<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/82u47ocxlim81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>**You will never believe what this one client is asking for - DEVID-7459**<|eor|><|sor|>"The feature every dev hates" "The client needs all devs are looking for"...<|eor|><|sor|>"The problem no Dev can solve"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
162