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programmerhumor | Nachf | hzay7p1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Why is she behaving like a 5 year old child actor in a Charles Dickens play?<|eor|><|sor|>she's like 80 something isn't she? could be her mental state deteriorating, i have no idea. we need less people in danger of dying from old age in office tho, I think everyone can agree on that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | Clonzfoever | hzbhe5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Why is she behaving like a 5 year old child actor in a Charles Dickens play?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably just heard Biden say something that'll make her richer<|eor|><|sor|>Biden talking about desert storm's burn pits giving soldiers cancer made her do this for... some reason...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | GarthPelletiu | e5lq5n | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,954 |
programmerhumor | zapprr | f9kln71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,798 |
programmerhumor | MyNameIsRichardCS54 | f9kg5zu | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in! I bypassed the bios and decrypted a hidden partition of ram<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,367 |
programmerhumor | other_usernames_gone | f9kq21p | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,292 |
programmerhumor | thebrownesteye | f9l3kju | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.<|eor|><|sor|>hackerman clicks 1 button on his laptop like a washed up DJ "I'm in"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 761 |
programmerhumor | rang14 | f9l4f7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.<|eor|><|sor|>hackerman clicks 1 button on his laptop like a washed up DJ "I'm in"<|eor|><|sor|>Like that scene in The Office where they ask him to crunch the numbers again and the guy just hits a key on his keyboard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | CevoJe | f9kjn6m | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>0.3s of tapping the keyboard during which 2005848 pop ups apear... Im in<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | dfreinc | f9ko0gf | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Mr Robot's great with this. Most of the time he's just calling applications built into Kali. There was an episode or two where he was just writing if statements in Python. It cracks me up because it seems so mundane compared to every other portrayal, but it's the most accurate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | immaelox | f9knrev | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in! I bypassed the bios and decrypted a hidden partition of ram<|eor|><|sor|>[I've never seen code like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE)<|eor|><|sor|>oh my god. was that javascript at the end?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | tenkindsofpeople | f9ksmm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>He picks up the phone.
"Good evening Ms. Smith this is Tom from IT. We've got some unusual looking activity on your computer, but it seems ok from my login. Would you mind letting be login as you got a few minutes?"
...annnd credits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 338 |
programmerhumor | cheesy7773 | f9kjqed | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've downloaded additional RAM on their computer ( ) They are screwed now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | Darkwolfen | f9kvzmq | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>He picks up the phone.
"Good evening Ms. Smith this is Tom from IT. We've got some unusual looking activity on your computer, but it seems ok from my login. Would you mind letting be login as you got a few minutes?"
...annnd credits.<|eor|><|sor|>I once worked the internal service desk and the head of IT decided to test the "squishy" factor in our security measures.
I was paid to go home and call into the company, randomly punching in extensions and trying to social engineer my way through. I had an 80% success rate. My favorite was actually getting the username and password for the head of customer facing tech support group... followed up by the head of IT's PA....
There was a shit storm the next week. The test was repeated by a different tech 6 months later and with an improvement. Only had a 60% success rate the second time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | kingvolcano | f9kye46 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in! I bypassed the bios and decrypted a hidden partition of ram<|eor|><|sor|>[I've never seen code like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE)<|eor|><|sor|>Admittedly iirc the writers of ncis admitted they consciously messed with hacker and data scenes just to trigger computer literate people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | kopskey1 | f9khngr | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remotely removed the CPU and bypassed the VRAM!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | Ravens_Quote | f9kfpz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've accessed their mainframe and disabled their algorythms!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | VeryVeryBadJonny | f9l8d0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.<|eor|><|sor|>hackerman clicks 1 button on his laptop like a washed up DJ "I'm in"<|eor|><|sor|>Like that scene in The Office where they ask him to crunch the numbers again and the guy just hits a key on his keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>"Did it work?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | Astrodm | f9kt3on | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>0.3s of tapping the keyboard during which 2005848 pop ups apear... Im in<|eor|><|sor|>this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | CodeBlue_04 | f9kuvfz | <|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in! I bypassed the bios and decrypted a hidden partition of ram<|eor|><|sor|>[I've never seen code like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE)<|eor|><|sor|>oh my god. was that javascript at the end?<|eor|><|sor|>[Wow I found actual footage of the hacker from the first video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Ds9CeG-VY)
Edit: [wait wait we're gonna be okay, this security expert is going to use visual basic to make a gui to track their ip address.](https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU)<|eor|><|sor|>Man, I need to start adding applications with video game style interfaces to my Kali VM so people will think I'm a better hacker than I actually am.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | Pyreo_Shitcoin_CEO | un92bs | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,943 |
programmerhumor | down_vote_magnet | i86stc6 | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about RCT and Age of Empires that has made them age so well is not only the gameplay that is nearly perfect, its those isometric graphics that were beautiful then and still are today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,171 |
programmerhumor | AlanMD21 | i86fk9p | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel dumb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,347 |
programmerhumor | Gr1pp717 | i86llxj | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I really want to see that source code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,200 |
programmerhumor | -Redstoneboi- | i86onut | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I really want to see that source code.<|eor|><|sor|>if it was in assembly, all you'd have to do is probably just get a basic decompiler.
guess you'll miss out on comments, but surely they didn't obfuscate any assembly back then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,184 |
programmerhumor | ChangeMyDespair | i86hsds | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Confirmation: http://www.chrissawyergames.com/faq3.htm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,146 |
programmerhumor | Tuxytax | i870ftn | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Confirmation: http://www.chrissawyergames.com/faq3.htm<|eor|><|sor|>Even his website is loading much faster than the average website nowadays.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 904 |
programmerhumor | SnooFloofs6814 | i86nr8a | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The game is awesome and I spent hundreds of hours as a child back then when it was released.
And the fact that it runs very smoothly makes it even more impressive that all was written in assembler.
However I wouldn't say it is completely "bug" free. It has its own quirks. Like path finding of npc sometimes not work very good if you build plazas, long paths or that you can build boring donut gocart tracks and the npcs go bananas and pay a fortune.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 668 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | i86qoem | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel dumb<|eor|><|sor|>worry not, we all are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 617 |
programmerhumor | MischiefArchitect | i87172n | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Confirmation: http://www.chrissawyergames.com/faq3.htm<|eor|><|sor|>Even his website is loading much faster than the average website nowadays.<|eor|><|sor|>Because he got a real website with real unique and valuable content.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 586 |
programmerhumor | NickU252 | i86p4m8 | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>I wish someone would figure out how to remove the 256 attraction hard limit. Other than that, I still play occasionally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | Aw2HEt8PHz2QK | i87bwo5 | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about RCT and Age of Empires that has made them age so well is not only the gameplay that is nearly perfect, its those isometric graphics that were beautiful then and still are today.<|eor|><|sor|>Is there an open AoE?<|eor|><|sor|>There is something similar but isn't nearly as far or stable as the Open RTC.
[link to their website.](https://play0ad.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>RollerToaster Cycoon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | wsbsecmonitor | i871o4b | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about RCT and Age of Empires that has made them age so well is not only the gameplay that is nearly perfect, its those isometric graphics that were beautiful then and still are today.<|eor|><|sor|>Is there an open AoE?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | requiemsword | i86t8b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>I wish someone would figure out how to remove the 256 attraction hard limit. Other than that, I still play occasionally.<|eor|><|sor|>The new save format for openrct2 supports up to 1000 attractions iirc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | eimattz | i86ve5d | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel dumb<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let it get to you so much. If you really dedicated all your time and resources to something, don't you think you'd eventually be able to achieve it?<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | Beatrice_Dragon | i878wgi | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel dumb<|eor|><|sor|>Assembly isn't that hard, it's just that no one learns it cause why the fuck would anyone code in Assembly? Most of the reason you'd learn assembly is to know how to structure your high-level code such that it can be effectively optimized when compiled into machine code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | Wetbung | i86vlh9 | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote primarily in assembly languages for the first 15 years of my career. At that time processors were slow and compilers produced bloated slow code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | TheDrWhoKid | i86iccx | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What a chad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | tinybluray | i86sovs | <|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The game is awesome and I spent hundreds of hours as a child back then when it was released.
And the fact that it runs very smoothly makes it even more impressive that all was written in assembler.
However I wouldn't say it is completely "bug" free. It has its own quirks. Like path finding of npc sometimes not work very good if you build plazas, long paths or that you can build boring donut gocart tracks and the npcs go bananas and pay a fortune.<|eor|><|sor|>how is npcs paying a fortune after a long arduous walk a bug? smh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | _workchronicles | wuqn04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,943 |
programmerhumor | jvanzandd | ilb628a | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,595 |
programmerhumor | UBN6 | ilb1zxv | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,305 |
programmerhumor | elephantengineer | ilbruue | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated double meaning right here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,207 |
programmerhumor | jvanzandd | ilc38l3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated double meaning right here.<|eor|><|sor|>That was the most intelligent unintended comment I ever made<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 838 |
programmerhumor | woodscradle | ilc5e8m | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate hate hate estimating<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 594 |
programmerhumor | tilcica | ilb6xxd | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody ever finishes on time....<|eor|><|sor|>We once finished a project 3 month ahead of time...<|eor|><|sor|>so....you didnt finish on time...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 562 |
programmerhumor | DoubleOwl7777 | ilb7xlf | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can have it fast, cheap, and good. but you can only have 2 of them at a time (sometimes only 1)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 523 |
programmerhumor | Ghawblin | ilcg37o | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate hate hate estimating<|eor|><|sor|>Same.
"How long with XYZ take?
2 days if I can do every step of it.
2 months if I have to rely on the usual dozen+ people.
4 months if any one of those people goes on a one week on vacation.
Agile only works in a vacuum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | L3tum | ilci9nv | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Been a few times I commented this but recently lost an internal project because another team estimated half a year compared to our estimate of a full year.
One and a half years later and it's still not complete.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 362 |
programmerhumor | Keplergamer | ilb2ehw | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody ever finishes on time....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | DuelGrounds | ilbsuis | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can have it fast, cheap, and good. but you can only have 2 of them at a time (sometimes only 1)<|eor|><|sor|>Heh, government work, you don't even get to pick 1.
It will be expensive, slow and average (at best)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | Liesmith424 | ilcbnsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've noticed some people think that the height of leadership is:
"How long will this take?"
"A week."
"You have three days!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | jazzmester | ilc51x6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated double meaning right here.<|eor|><|sor|>That was the most intelligent unintended comment I ever made<|eor|><|sor|>I felt it in my soul.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | phoenixrawr | ilchq4w | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate hate hate estimating<|eor|><|sor|>Same.
"How long with XYZ take?
2 days if I can do every step of it.
2 months if I have to rely on the usual dozen+ people.
4 months if any one of those people goes on a one week on vacation.
Agile only works in a vacuum.<|eor|><|sor|>Estimation has nothing to do with agile. People have been estimating schedules on every conceivable delivery process under the sun, its just natural for stakeholders to want to know how long something takes and how much it will cost.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | UBN6 | ilb47pi | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody ever finishes on time....<|eor|><|sor|>We once finished a project 3 month ahead of time...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | magicmulder | ilc05p8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can have it fast, cheap, and good. but you can only have 2 of them at a time (sometimes only 1)<|eor|><|sor|>Heh, government work, you don't even get to pick 1.
It will be expensive, slow and average (at best)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because governments usually have a rule that they must pick the cheapest contractor (something something bribery prevention, yada yada dont waste taxpayer money) who often is the most incompetent and who ends up being more expensive because of delays, ingenuity in stacking up additional cost etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | Umpteenth_zebra | ilc5kmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated double meaning right here.<|eor|><|sor|>What was it?
Edit: Nevermind, I get it.
Meet: Live up to, finish.
Meet: Be presented with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | aparanoidbw | ilc47kn | <|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody ever finishes on time....<|eor|><|sor|>We once finished a project 3 month ahead of time...<|eor|><|sor|>so....you didnt finish on time...<|eor|><|sor|>r/technicallythetruth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | ZhongTr0n | mty0my | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,930 |
programmerhumor | JNCressey | gv2jl24 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>works on my mars helicopter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,991 |
programmerhumor | KevKaL | gv2kuvr | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>works on my mars helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>weird.. can you please post your mars helicopter config?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,674 |
programmerhumor | Haemly | gv2qe4n | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody else having this issue?
999<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,617 |
programmerhumor | nkmgd | gv2g4ax | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it
Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,184 |
programmerhumor | JochCool | gv2ngr0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which issue?<|eor|><|sor|>You can see it at [32:38 into the livestream](https://youtu.be/p1KolyCqICI?t=1958); it looks like it's issue #1475 in the repository "leonardo-ops", although the name of the repo owner is hard to read. The issue is called "Sol 58 Downlink: sol-58-dl-flight1". Google search is giving me nothing, it's probably a private repo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,122 |
programmerhumor | ZhongTr0n | gv2gz5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it
Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually I think he is commenting on an existing issue, not creating a new issue per se.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 836 |
programmerhumor | ZW5pZ21h | gv2nsiq | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which issue?<|eor|><|sor|>You can see it at [32:38 into the livestream](https://youtu.be/p1KolyCqICI?t=1958); it looks like it's issue #1475 in the repository "leonardo-ops", although the name of the repo owner is hard to read. The issue is called "Sol 58 Downlink: sol-58-dl-flight1". Google search is giving me nothing, it's probably a private repo.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's github enterprise so probably self-hosted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 782 |
programmerhumor | _Mehdi_B | gv2udrf | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*labels it "Good first issue"\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 774 |
programmerhumor | FlukyS | gv2xz2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody else having this issue?
999<|eor|><|sor|>Wait a minute, Mars is uninhabited, who clicked the thumbs up? (xfiles music plays)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 581 |
programmerhumor | Mr_SunnyBones | gv36hyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody else having this issue?
999<|eor|><|sor|>"Never mind , fixed it myself"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 565 |
programmerhumor | atxsteveish | gv2zkhc | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it
Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually I think he is commenting on an existing issue, not creating a new issue per se.<|eoopr|><|sor|>hopefully he is going to close the issue<|eor|><|sor|>"Can't reproduce. Closing."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 497 |
programmerhumor | ArKoJents | gv32uy8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it
Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually I think he is commenting on an existing issue, not creating a new issue per se.<|eoopr|><|sor|>hopefully he is going to close the issue<|eor|><|sor|>"Can't reproduce. Closing."<|eor|><|sor|>"Works on my planet."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | CommanderZanderTGS | gv2o7c2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>works on my mars helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>weird.. can you please post your mars helicopter config?<|eor|><|sor|>IIRC they actually keep an exact copy of all the hardware sent to Mars to use for testing before they do anything.<|eor|><|sor|>I see. I was thinking they were using a prototype or something. Welp, surely with the release version, nothing can go wrong!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 486 |
programmerhumor | MarcCDB | gv2twh9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>PR: add bugfix to navigation system<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | ZW5pZ21h | gv2lbde | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which issue?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | snitchpunk | gv2ziw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Invalid issue: it flies on my planet. Have you tried containerizing it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | espriminati | gv2mky8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it
Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually I think he is commenting on an existing issue, not creating a new issue per se.<|eoopr|><|sor|>hopefully he is going to close the issue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | jambonilton | t9fifo | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,870 |
programmerhumor | Saenil | hztwlp7 | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 Years of _!Friendship_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,407 |
programmerhumor | Stronghold257 | hzub90e | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I had a Project with java and too much people asked right after I sad java "java script?"<|eor|><|sor|>My moms boyfriend has some experience coding but not a lot. I told him about this thing I did in JavaScript, and he starting talking about this guy he knew years ago that was really good at Java. Then he said he needed to get back into learning C Script because he wants to make games in Unity. Bless his heart lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 492 |
programmerhumor | saltycoder815 | hzu202x | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I had a Project with java and too much people asked right after I sad java "java script?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 476 |
programmerhumor | junkmeister9 | hzuejin | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I had a Project with java and too much people asked right after I sad java "java script?"<|eor|><|sor|>My moms boyfriend has some experience coding but not a lot. I told him about this thing I did in JavaScript, and he starting talking about this guy he knew years ago that was really good at Java. Then he said he needed to get back into learning C Script because he wants to make games in Unity. Bless his heart lmao<|eor|><|sor|>He a little confused but he got the spirit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 344 |
programmerhumor | dphizler | hzugpen | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 317 |
programmerhumor | dumbledayum | hzuna3g | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|sor|>Marketing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | Gloomy_Magician_536 | hzuhx1y | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds painful...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Ad-3810 | hzu5kcv | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually Java has a class called `ScriptEngineManager` which allows it to execute code in other languages; js being one of them ; so...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | JoyJoy_ | hzu7ghk | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually Java has a class called `ScriptEngineManager` which allows it to execute code in other languages; js being one of them ; so...<|eor|><|sor|>Your language isn't a real language unless you can write a javascript engine in it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | Fordiman | hzuigog | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds painful...<|eor|><|sor|>You have no idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | DearestBurrito | hzupv7h | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|sor|>Marketing<|eor|><|sor|>Yes back in the late 90's "Java" was the buzzword to have in your products and technologies. This is I feel why Nokia failed despite being the absolute mobile leader at the time, due to trying to peddle symbian that heavily relied on java as it was believed at the time to be the future.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | aless2003 | hzupot1 | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScript originally was supposed to be called Mocha then it was renamed to LiveScript which then again got renamed to JavaScript because Java was popular and the hot shit back in the day.
​
Or in short: Marketing being marketing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | Prozilla6 | hzvgrq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 Years of _!Friendship_<|eor|><|sor|>you are absolutely right!<|eor|><|sor|>you are absolutely !wrong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | SoggySeaman | hzv56a5 | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|sor|>Marketing<|eor|><|sor|>Yes back in the late 90's "Java" was the buzzword to have in your products and technologies. This is I feel why Nokia failed despite being the absolute mobile leader at the time, due to trying to peddle symbian that heavily relied on java as it was believed at the time to be the future.<|eor|><|sor|>lol. Can you imagine a mobile computing environment built on Java?
Ridiculous!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | GloomyMenu | hzuig6o | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Best description I ever heard of the relationship between the two was: Java is to JavaScript, as car is to carpet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | portelevcxdsg | hzv78kn | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 Years of _!Friendship_<|eor|><|sor|>you are absolutely right!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | Furry_69 | hzu82p7 | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually Java has a class called `ScriptEngineManager` which allows it to execute code in other languages; js being one of them ; so...<|eor|><|sor|>Your language isn't a real language unless you can write a javascript engine in it.<|eor|><|sor|>Including JavaScript itself! https://github.com/jterrace/js.js/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | g3t0nmyl3v3l | hzupw8p | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I had a Project with java and too much people asked right after I sad java "java script?"<|eor|><|sor|>My moms boyfriend has some experience coding but not a lot. I told him about this thing I did in JavaScript, and he starting talking about this guy he knew years ago that was really good at Java. Then he said he needed to get back into learning C Script because he wants to make games in Unity. Bless his heart lmao<|eor|><|sor|>He a little confused but he got the spirit<|eor|><|sor|>Self taught, I thought deprecated was depreciated for 1.5 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | JoyJoy_ | hzu894p | <|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually Java has a class called `ScriptEngineManager` which allows it to execute code in other languages; js being one of them ; so...<|eor|><|sor|>Your language isn't a real language unless you can write a javascript engine in it.<|eor|><|sor|>Including JavaScript itself! https://github.com/jterrace/js.js/<|eor|><|sor|>When your instructor tells you not to use exec<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | Shaggy_Poop | zstt7g | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate Presents<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xim4k0olfj7a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33,858 |
programmerhumor | green_meklar | j1bpyhe | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate Presents<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xim4k0olfj7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought the junior devs are the ones fixing bugs because the senior devs are too busy working on features and integrating the project with some obscure cloud system nobody else knows about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 754 |
programmerhumor | OffByOneErrorz | j1a4ptt | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate Presents<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xim4k0olfj7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We had 5 sr devs on our team and rarely had any bugs but our throughput on stories was not what management wanted.
Now we have 4 sr devs *(one left after hearing of the plan to hire a bunch of jr devs all at once)* and 8 jr devs. We process bugs at a phenomenal rate. Stories.. eh have not worked on one in quite some time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 728 |
programmerhumor | OffByOneErrorz | j1a8gyk | <|sols|><|sot|>I hate Presents<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xim4k0olfj7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We had 5 sr devs on our team and rarely had any bugs but our throughput on stories was not what management wanted.
Now we have 4 sr devs *(one left after hearing of the plan to hire a bunch of jr devs all at once)* and 8 jr devs. We process bugs at a phenomenal rate. Stories.. eh have not worked on one in quite some time.<|eor|><|sor|>Twitter?<|eor|><|sor|>Woah now buddy we're a shit show not a raging dumpster fire.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
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