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programmerhumor
Nachf
hzay7p1
<|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Why is she behaving like a 5 year old child actor in a Charles Dickens play?<|eor|><|sor|>she's like 80 something isn't she? could be her mental state deteriorating, i have no idea. we need less people in danger of dying from old age in office tho, I think everyone can agree on that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
50
programmerhumor
Clonzfoever
hzbhe5f
<|sols|><|sot|>Sad programmer noises<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/2erv52uugbl81<|eol|><|sor|>Why is she behaving like a 5 year old child actor in a Charles Dickens play?<|eor|><|sor|>Probably just heard Biden say something that'll make her richer<|eor|><|sor|>Biden talking about desert storm's burn pits giving soldiers cancer made her do this for... some reason...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
49
programmerhumor
GarthPelletiu
e5lq5n
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,954
programmerhumor
zapprr
f9kln71
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,798
programmerhumor
MyNameIsRichardCS54
f9kg5zu
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in! I bypassed the bios and decrypted a hidden partition of ram<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,367
programmerhumor
other_usernames_gone
f9kq21p
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,292
programmerhumor
thebrownesteye
f9l3kju
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.<|eor|><|sor|>hackerman clicks 1 button on his laptop like a washed up DJ "I'm in"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
761
programmerhumor
rang14
f9l4f7d
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.<|eor|><|sor|>hackerman clicks 1 button on his laptop like a washed up DJ "I'm in"<|eor|><|sor|>Like that scene in The Office where they ask him to crunch the numbers again and the guy just hits a key on his keyboard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
553
programmerhumor
CevoJe
f9kjn6m
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>0.3s of tapping the keyboard during which 2005848 pop ups apear... Im in<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
513
programmerhumor
dfreinc
f9ko0gf
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Mr Robot's great with this. Most of the time he's just calling applications built into Kali. There was an episode or two where he was just writing if statements in Python. It cracks me up because it seems so mundane compared to every other portrayal, but it's the most accurate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
433
programmerhumor
immaelox
f9knrev
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in! I bypassed the bios and decrypted a hidden partition of ram<|eor|><|sor|>[I've never seen code like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE)<|eor|><|sor|>oh my god. was that javascript at the end?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
339
programmerhumor
tenkindsofpeople
f9ksmm8
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>He picks up the phone. "Good evening Ms. Smith this is Tom from IT. We've got some unusual looking activity on your computer, but it seems ok from my login. Would you mind letting be login as you got a few minutes?" ...annnd credits.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
338
programmerhumor
cheesy7773
f9kjqed
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've downloaded additional RAM on their computer ( ) They are screwed now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
324
programmerhumor
Darkwolfen
f9kvzmq
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>He picks up the phone. "Good evening Ms. Smith this is Tom from IT. We've got some unusual looking activity on your computer, but it seems ok from my login. Would you mind letting be login as you got a few minutes?" ...annnd credits.<|eor|><|sor|>I once worked the internal service desk and the head of IT decided to test the "squishy" factor in our security measures. I was paid to go home and call into the company, randomly punching in extensions and trying to social engineer my way through. I had an 80% success rate. My favorite was actually getting the username and password for the head of customer facing tech support group... followed up by the head of IT's PA.... There was a shit storm the next week. The test was repeated by a different tech 6 months later and with an improvement. Only had a 60% success rate the second time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
kingvolcano
f9kye46
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in! I bypassed the bios and decrypted a hidden partition of ram<|eor|><|sor|>[I've never seen code like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE)<|eor|><|sor|>Admittedly iirc the writers of ncis admitted they consciously messed with hacker and data scenes just to trigger computer literate people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
230
programmerhumor
kopskey1
f9khngr
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remotely removed the CPU and bypassed the VRAM!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
220
programmerhumor
Ravens_Quote
f9kfpz5
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've accessed their mainframe and disabled their algorythms!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
VeryVeryBadJonny
f9l8d0k
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to see a movie where the hacker says "Quick, I'm gonna need you to hack into their systems! We've only got 10 minutes!", and the programmer just laughs until the credits roll.<|eor|><|sor|>Or he goes, oh yeah I have a script for that, we planned this shit months ago.<|eor|><|sor|>hackerman clicks 1 button on his laptop like a washed up DJ "I'm in"<|eor|><|sor|>Like that scene in The Office where they ask him to crunch the numbers again and the guy just hits a key on his keyboard.<|eor|><|sor|>"Did it work?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
186
programmerhumor
Astrodm
f9kt3on
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>0.3s of tapping the keyboard during which 2005848 pop ups apear... Im in<|eor|><|sor|>this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HluANRwPyNo)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
175
programmerhumor
CodeBlue_04
f9kuvfz
<|sols|><|sot|>Im hacking the mainframe<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k7hrdj1u8i831.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm in! I bypassed the bios and decrypted a hidden partition of ram<|eor|><|sor|>[I've never seen code like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE)<|eor|><|sor|>oh my god. was that javascript at the end?<|eor|><|sor|>[Wow I found actual footage of the hacker from the first video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Ds9CeG-VY) Edit: [wait wait we're gonna be okay, this security expert is going to use visual basic to make a gui to track their ip address.](https://youtu.be/hkDD03yeLnU)<|eor|><|sor|>Man, I need to start adding applications with video game style interfaces to my Kali VM so people will think I'm a better hacker than I actually am.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
173
programmerhumor
Pyreo_Shitcoin_CEO
un92bs
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,943
programmerhumor
down_vote_magnet
i86stc6
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about RCT and Age of Empires that has made them age so well is not only the gameplay that is nearly perfect, its those isometric graphics that were beautiful then and still are today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,171
programmerhumor
AlanMD21
i86fk9p
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel dumb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,347
programmerhumor
Gr1pp717
i86llxj
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I really want to see that source code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,200
programmerhumor
-Redstoneboi-
i86onut
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I really want to see that source code.<|eor|><|sor|>if it was in assembly, all you'd have to do is probably just get a basic decompiler. guess you'll miss out on comments, but surely they didn't obfuscate any assembly back then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,184
programmerhumor
ChangeMyDespair
i86hsds
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Confirmation: http://www.chrissawyergames.com/faq3.htm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,146
programmerhumor
Tuxytax
i870ftn
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Confirmation: http://www.chrissawyergames.com/faq3.htm<|eor|><|sor|>Even his website is loading much faster than the average website nowadays.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
904
programmerhumor
SnooFloofs6814
i86nr8a
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The game is awesome and I spent hundreds of hours as a child back then when it was released. And the fact that it runs very smoothly makes it even more impressive that all was written in assembler. However I wouldn't say it is completely "bug" free. It has its own quirks. Like path finding of npc sometimes not work very good if you build plazas, long paths or that you can build boring donut gocart tracks and the npcs go bananas and pay a fortune.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
668
programmerhumor
MischiefArchitect
i86qoem
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel dumb<|eor|><|sor|>worry not, we all are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
617
programmerhumor
MischiefArchitect
i87172n
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Confirmation: http://www.chrissawyergames.com/faq3.htm<|eor|><|sor|>Even his website is loading much faster than the average website nowadays.<|eor|><|sor|>Because he got a real website with real unique and valuable content.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
586
programmerhumor
NickU252
i86p4m8
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>I wish someone would figure out how to remove the 256 attraction hard limit. Other than that, I still play occasionally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
389
programmerhumor
Aw2HEt8PHz2QK
i87bwo5
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about RCT and Age of Empires that has made them age so well is not only the gameplay that is nearly perfect, its those isometric graphics that were beautiful then and still are today.<|eor|><|sor|>Is there an open AoE?<|eor|><|sor|>There is something similar but isn't nearly as far or stable as the Open RTC. [link to their website.](https://play0ad.com/)<|eor|><|sor|>RollerToaster Cycoon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
371
programmerhumor
wsbsecmonitor
i871o4b
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>The thing about RCT and Age of Empires that has made them age so well is not only the gameplay that is nearly perfect, its those isometric graphics that were beautiful then and still are today.<|eor|><|sor|>Is there an open AoE?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
369
programmerhumor
requiemsword
i86t8b4
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This game has aged incredibly well, especially with OpenRCT2.<|eor|><|sor|>I wish someone would figure out how to remove the 256 attraction hard limit. Other than that, I still play occasionally.<|eor|><|sor|>The new save format for openrct2 supports up to 1000 attractions iirc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
362
programmerhumor
eimattz
i86ve5d
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel dumb<|eor|><|sor|>Don't let it get to you so much. If you really dedicated all your time and resources to something, don't you think you'd eventually be able to achieve it?<|eor|><|sor|>no<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
279
programmerhumor
Beatrice_Dragon
i878wgi
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I feel dumb<|eor|><|sor|>Assembly isn't that hard, it's just that no one learns it cause why the fuck would anyone code in Assembly? Most of the reason you'd learn assembly is to know how to structure your high-level code such that it can be effectively optimized when compiled into machine code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
266
programmerhumor
Wetbung
i86vlh9
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wrote primarily in assembly languages for the first 15 years of my career. At that time processors were slow and compilers produced bloated slow code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
261
programmerhumor
TheDrWhoKid
i86iccx
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What a chad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
241
programmerhumor
tinybluray
i86sovs
<|sols|><|sot|>aaand its completely bugfree<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q67rdia8fuy81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The game is awesome and I spent hundreds of hours as a child back then when it was released. And the fact that it runs very smoothly makes it even more impressive that all was written in assembler. However I wouldn't say it is completely "bug" free. It has its own quirks. Like path finding of npc sometimes not work very good if you build plazas, long paths or that you can build boring donut gocart tracks and the npcs go bananas and pay a fortune.<|eor|><|sor|>how is npcs paying a fortune after a long arduous walk a bug? smh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
231
programmerhumor
_workchronicles
wuqn04
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,943
programmerhumor
jvanzandd
ilb628a
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,595
programmerhumor
UBN6
ilb1zxv
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,305
programmerhumor
elephantengineer
ilbruue
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated double meaning right here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,207
programmerhumor
jvanzandd
ilc38l3
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated double meaning right here.<|eor|><|sor|>That was the most intelligent unintended comment I ever made<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
838
programmerhumor
woodscradle
ilc5e8m
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate hate hate estimating<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
594
programmerhumor
tilcica
ilb6xxd
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody ever finishes on time....<|eor|><|sor|>We once finished a project 3 month ahead of time...<|eor|><|sor|>so....you didnt finish on time...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
562
programmerhumor
DoubleOwl7777
ilb7xlf
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can have it fast, cheap, and good. but you can only have 2 of them at a time (sometimes only 1)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
523
programmerhumor
Ghawblin
ilcg37o
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate hate hate estimating<|eor|><|sor|>Same. "How long with XYZ take? 2 days if I can do every step of it. 2 months if I have to rely on the usual dozen+ people. 4 months if any one of those people goes on a one week on vacation. Agile only works in a vacuum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
433
programmerhumor
L3tum
ilci9nv
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Been a few times I commented this but recently lost an internal project because another team estimated half a year compared to our estimate of a full year. One and a half years later and it's still not complete.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
362
programmerhumor
Keplergamer
ilb2ehw
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody ever finishes on time....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
350
programmerhumor
DuelGrounds
ilbsuis
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can have it fast, cheap, and good. but you can only have 2 of them at a time (sometimes only 1)<|eor|><|sor|>Heh, government work, you don't even get to pick 1. It will be expensive, slow and average (at best)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
277
programmerhumor
Liesmith424
ilcbnsn
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've noticed some people think that the height of leadership is: "How long will this take?" "A week." "You have three days!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
jazzmester
ilc51x6
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated double meaning right here.<|eor|><|sor|>That was the most intelligent unintended comment I ever made<|eor|><|sor|>I felt it in my soul.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
196
programmerhumor
phoenixrawr
ilchq4w
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate hate hate estimating<|eor|><|sor|>Same. "How long with XYZ take? 2 days if I can do every step of it. 2 months if I have to rely on the usual dozen+ people. 4 months if any one of those people goes on a one week on vacation. Agile only works in a vacuum.<|eor|><|sor|>Estimation has nothing to do with agile. People have been estimating schedules on every conceivable delivery process under the sun, its just natural for stakeholders to want to know how long something takes and how much it will cost.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
191
programmerhumor
UBN6
ilb47pi
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody ever finishes on time....<|eor|><|sor|>We once finished a project 3 month ahead of time...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
183
programmerhumor
magicmulder
ilc05p8
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>you can have it fast, cheap, and good. but you can only have 2 of them at a time (sometimes only 1)<|eor|><|sor|>Heh, government work, you don't even get to pick 1. It will be expensive, slow and average (at best)<|eor|><|sor|>Thats because governments usually have a rule that they must pick the cheapest contractor (something something bribery prevention, yada yada dont waste taxpayer money) who often is the most incompetent and who ends up being more expensive because of delays, ingenuity in stacking up additional cost etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
171
programmerhumor
Umpteenth_zebra
ilc5kmp
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have yet to meet a reasonable deadline<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated double meaning right here.<|eor|><|sor|>What was it? Edit: Nevermind, I get it. Meet: Live up to, finish. Meet: Be presented with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
169
programmerhumor
aparanoidbw
ilc47kn
<|sols|><|sot|>Verifying Estimates<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/v6lbjxdty8j91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think there might be a connection here. But i just don't see it.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody ever finishes on time....<|eor|><|sor|>We once finished a project 3 month ahead of time...<|eor|><|sor|>so....you didnt finish on time...<|eor|><|sor|>r/technicallythetruth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
135
programmerhumor
ZhongTr0n
mty0my
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,930
programmerhumor
JNCressey
gv2jl24
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>works on my mars helicopter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
10,991
programmerhumor
KevKaL
gv2kuvr
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>works on my mars helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>weird.. can you please post your mars helicopter config?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,674
programmerhumor
Haemly
gv2qe4n
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody else having this issue? 999<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,617
programmerhumor
nkmgd
gv2g4ax
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,184
programmerhumor
JochCool
gv2ngr0
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which issue?<|eor|><|sor|>You can see it at [32:38 into the livestream](https://youtu.be/p1KolyCqICI?t=1958); it looks like it's issue #1475 in the repository "leonardo-ops", although the name of the repo owner is hard to read. The issue is called "Sol 58 Downlink: sol-58-dl-flight1". Google search is giving me nothing, it's probably a private repo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,122
programmerhumor
ZhongTr0n
gv2gz5f
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually I think he is commenting on an existing issue, not creating a new issue per se.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
836
programmerhumor
ZW5pZ21h
gv2nsiq
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which issue?<|eor|><|sor|>You can see it at [32:38 into the livestream](https://youtu.be/p1KolyCqICI?t=1958); it looks like it's issue #1475 in the repository "leonardo-ops", although the name of the repo owner is hard to read. The issue is called "Sol 58 Downlink: sol-58-dl-flight1". Google search is giving me nothing, it's probably a private repo.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, it's github enterprise so probably self-hosted<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
782
programmerhumor
_Mehdi_B
gv2udrf
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>\*labels it "Good first issue"\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
774
programmerhumor
FlukyS
gv2xz2t
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody else having this issue? 999<|eor|><|sor|>Wait a minute, Mars is uninhabited, who clicked the thumbs up? (xfiles music plays)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
581
programmerhumor
Mr_SunnyBones
gv36hyc
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Anybody else having this issue? 999<|eor|><|sor|>"Never mind , fixed it myself"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
565
programmerhumor
atxsteveish
gv2zkhc
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually I think he is commenting on an existing issue, not creating a new issue per se.<|eoopr|><|sor|>hopefully he is going to close the issue<|eor|><|sor|>"Can't reproduce. Closing."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
497
programmerhumor
ArKoJents
gv32uy8
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually I think he is commenting on an existing issue, not creating a new issue per se.<|eoopr|><|sor|>hopefully he is going to close the issue<|eor|><|sor|>"Can't reproduce. Closing."<|eor|><|sor|>"Works on my planet."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
487
programmerhumor
CommanderZanderTGS
gv2o7c2
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>works on my mars helicopter.<|eor|><|sor|>weird.. can you please post your mars helicopter config?<|eor|><|sor|>IIRC they actually keep an exact copy of all the hardware sent to Mars to use for testing before they do anything.<|eor|><|sor|>I see. I was thinking they were using a prototype or something. Welp, surely with the release version, nothing can go wrong!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
486
programmerhumor
MarcCDB
gv2twh9
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>PR: add bugfix to navigation system<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
457
programmerhumor
ZW5pZ21h
gv2lbde
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Which issue?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
457
programmerhumor
snitchpunk
gv2ziw8
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Invalid issue: it flies on my planet. Have you tried containerizing it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
405
programmerhumor
espriminati
gv2mky8
<|sols|><|sot|>Shout out to the NASA Engineer creating a GitHub issue minutes before Ingenuity's take off on Mars<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cygrspgm14u61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was exactly sure since I'm not that familiar with Github and joked with a friend about it Now I know we were right thank you<|eor|><|soopr|>Actually I think he is commenting on an existing issue, not creating a new issue per se.<|eoopr|><|sor|>hopefully he is going to close the issue<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
399
programmerhumor
jambonilton
t9fifo
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,870
programmerhumor
Saenil
hztwlp7
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 Years of _!Friendship_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,407
programmerhumor
Stronghold257
hzub90e
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I had a Project with java and too much people asked right after I sad java "java script?"<|eor|><|sor|>My moms boyfriend has some experience coding but not a lot. I told him about this thing I did in JavaScript, and he starting talking about this guy he knew years ago that was really good at Java. Then he said he needed to get back into learning C Script because he wants to make games in Unity. Bless his heart lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
492
programmerhumor
saltycoder815
hzu202x
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I had a Project with java and too much people asked right after I sad java "java script?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
476
programmerhumor
junkmeister9
hzuejin
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I had a Project with java and too much people asked right after I sad java "java script?"<|eor|><|sor|>My moms boyfriend has some experience coding but not a lot. I told him about this thing I did in JavaScript, and he starting talking about this guy he knew years ago that was really good at Java. Then he said he needed to get back into learning C Script because he wants to make games in Unity. Bless his heart lmao<|eor|><|sor|>He a little confused but he got the spirit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
344
programmerhumor
dphizler
hzugpen
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
317
programmerhumor
dumbledayum
hzuna3g
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|sor|>Marketing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
235
programmerhumor
Gloomy_Magician_536
hzuhx1y
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds painful...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
212
programmerhumor
Ok-Ad-3810
hzu5kcv
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually Java has a class called `ScriptEngineManager` which allows it to execute code in other languages; js being one of them ; so...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
203
programmerhumor
JoyJoy_
hzu7ghk
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually Java has a class called `ScriptEngineManager` which allows it to execute code in other languages; js being one of them ; so...<|eor|><|sor|>Your language isn't a real language unless you can write a javascript engine in it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
189
programmerhumor
Fordiman
hzuigog
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds painful...<|eor|><|sor|>You have no idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
161
programmerhumor
DearestBurrito
hzupv7h
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|sor|>Marketing<|eor|><|sor|>Yes back in the late 90's "Java" was the buzzword to have in your products and technologies. This is I feel why Nokia failed despite being the absolute mobile leader at the time, due to trying to peddle symbian that heavily relied on java as it was believed at the time to be the future.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmerhumor
aless2003
hzupot1
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|sor|>JavaScript originally was supposed to be called Mocha then it was renamed to LiveScript which then again got renamed to JavaScript because Java was popular and the hot shit back in the day. &#x200B; Or in short: Marketing being marketing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
123
programmerhumor
Prozilla6
hzvgrq1
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 Years of _!Friendship_<|eor|><|sor|>you are absolutely right!<|eor|><|sor|>you are absolutely !wrong<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
120
programmerhumor
SoggySeaman
hzv56a5
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still don't get why anyone would name two completely different languages with names that resemble so much. That was the real fuckup.<|eor|><|sor|>Marketing<|eor|><|sor|>Yes back in the late 90's "Java" was the buzzword to have in your products and technologies. This is I feel why Nokia failed despite being the absolute mobile leader at the time, due to trying to peddle symbian that heavily relied on java as it was believed at the time to be the future.<|eor|><|sor|>lol. Can you imagine a mobile computing environment built on Java? Ridiculous!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
117
programmerhumor
GloomyMenu
hzuig6o
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Best description I ever heard of the relationship between the two was: Java is to JavaScript, as car is to carpet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
portelevcxdsg
hzv78kn
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>25 Years of _!Friendship_<|eor|><|sor|>you are absolutely right!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
Furry_69
hzu82p7
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually Java has a class called `ScriptEngineManager` which allows it to execute code in other languages; js being one of them ; so...<|eor|><|sor|>Your language isn't a real language unless you can write a javascript engine in it.<|eor|><|sor|>Including JavaScript itself! https://github.com/jterrace/js.js/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
g3t0nmyl3v3l
hzupw8p
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I had a Project with java and too much people asked right after I sad java "java script?"<|eor|><|sor|>My moms boyfriend has some experience coding but not a lot. I told him about this thing I did in JavaScript, and he starting talking about this guy he knew years ago that was really good at Java. Then he said he needed to get back into learning C Script because he wants to make games in Unity. Bless his heart lmao<|eor|><|sor|>He a little confused but he got the spirit<|eor|><|sor|>Self taught, I thought deprecated was depreciated for 1.5 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
94
programmerhumor
JoyJoy_
hzu894p
<|sols|><|sot|>25 Years of Friendship<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fy5ueuagg5m81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Actually Java has a class called `ScriptEngineManager` which allows it to execute code in other languages; js being one of them ; so...<|eor|><|sor|>Your language isn't a real language unless you can write a javascript engine in it.<|eor|><|sor|>Including JavaScript itself! https://github.com/jterrace/js.js/<|eor|><|sor|>When your instructor tells you not to use exec<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
86
programmerhumor
Shaggy_Poop
zstt7g
<|sols|><|sot|>I hate Presents<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xim4k0olfj7a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33,858
programmerhumor
green_meklar
j1bpyhe
<|sols|><|sot|>I hate Presents<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xim4k0olfj7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought the junior devs are the ones fixing bugs because the senior devs are too busy working on features and integrating the project with some obscure cloud system nobody else knows about.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
754
programmerhumor
OffByOneErrorz
j1a4ptt
<|sols|><|sot|>I hate Presents<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xim4k0olfj7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We had 5 sr devs on our team and rarely had any bugs but our throughput on stories was not what management wanted. Now we have 4 sr devs *(one left after hearing of the plan to hire a bunch of jr devs all at once)* and 8 jr devs. We process bugs at a phenomenal rate. Stories.. eh have not worked on one in quite some time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
728
programmerhumor
OffByOneErrorz
j1a8gyk
<|sols|><|sot|>I hate Presents<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xim4k0olfj7a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We had 5 sr devs on our team and rarely had any bugs but our throughput on stories was not what management wanted. Now we have 4 sr devs *(one left after hearing of the plan to hire a bunch of jr devs all at once)* and 8 jr devs. We process bugs at a phenomenal rate. Stories.. eh have not worked on one in quite some time.<|eor|><|sor|>Twitter?<|eor|><|sor|>Woah now buddy we're a shit show not a raging dumpster fire.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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