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programmerhumor | PhraseSubstantial | j1mvihu | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In personal projects just stop at top and leave all the bugs to the future me. So they will probably never be fixed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 865 |
programmerhumor | XeitPL | j1mxf82 | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fixing legacy code :(
Refactoring legacy code :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 425 |
programmerhumor | samuel88835 | j1npti3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fixing legacy code :(
Refactoring legacy code :)<|eor|><|sor|>Getting paid to refactor legacy code? In this economy??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | kuechenbesen | j1n7af6 | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the code you wrote 2 months ago suddenly starts segfaulting at very specific parameters<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | SamTheMan116 | j1mz1mh | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In personal projects just stop at top and leave all the bugs to the future me. So they will probably never be fixed.<|eor|><|sor|>Bugs are the bugs for me untill they show up later and break my project<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | DBX12 | j1nqzea | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fixing legacy code :(
Refactoring legacy code :)<|eor|><|sor|>Getting paid to refactor legacy code? In this economy??<|eor|><|sor|>At this time of the year? Limited entirely to your project?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | R4ttlesnake | j1o4xg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the code you wrote 2 months ago suddenly starts segfaulting at very specific parameters<|eor|><|sor|>easy debugging, then<|eor|><|sor|>when the code you wrote 2 months ago starts sometimes segfaulting and sometimes not, seemingly weakly correlated with whether or not you have your debugger attached to the process<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | Exormeter | j1npo71 | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In personal projects just stop at top and leave all the bugs to the future me. So they will probably never be fixed.<|eor|><|sor|>Bug in personal projects are no big deal, you get to write all kinds of horrible workarounds that would never pass code review.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | Hrtzy | j1nb3tn | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On the one hand, a COBOL coder can write their own contract. On the other hand, there's this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | Chopchopok | j1nua19 | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Kinda wondering about the original comic now.<|eor|><|sor|>Here you go.
https://sarahcandersen.com/post/701997118896947200#notes
Sarah Andersen makes good stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | ThockiestBoard | j1ni0ly | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When the code you wrote 2 months ago suddenly starts segfaulting at very specific parameters<|eor|><|sor|>easy debugging, then<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | corsicanguppy | j1nq0dk | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> a [...] code
Yeesh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | jaywastaken | j1nskbr | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fixing legacy code :(
Refactoring legacy code :)<|eor|><|sor|>Fixing bugs in someone elses half refactored legacy code.
(_)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | Thannk | j1ntnht | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Kinda wondering about the original comic now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | Fuegodeth | j1nsvel | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fixing legacy code :(
Refactoring legacy code :)<|eor|><|sor|>Getting paid to refactor legacy code? In this economy??<|eor|><|sor|>At this time of the year? Limited entirely to your project?<|eor|><|sor|>May I see it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | samuel88835 | j1nprry | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But how quickly does new code become legacy?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | Zymoox | j1nwx3a | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fixing legacy code :(
Refactoring legacy code :)<|eor|><|sor|>Getting paid to refactor legacy code? In this economy??<|eor|><|sor|>At this time of the year? Limited entirely to your project?<|eor|><|sor|>May I see it?<|eor|><|sor|>No<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | Superbead | j1nql5g | <|sols|><|sot|>It shall not be touched<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/uosoyyvoh48a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> a [...] code
Yeesh.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, can we please stop trying to make 'a code' and 'a software' happen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmerhumor | picodeflank | f4dbmj | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,479 |
programmerhumor | Lt-Skeleton-SFW | fhqkgh5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* is pigeon?.....yes
* can fly?.........yes
Roll it out to production then!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 846 |
programmerhumor | lsalazarm99 | fhprag3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"[the old developers] made this... They didn't know how the framework works, but it is what they could do to keep the job. I mean, it works"
- The Senior/Lead developer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 794 |
programmerhumor | Famous_Profile | fhqikm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"[the old developers] made this... They didn't know how the framework works, but it is what they could do to keep the job. I mean, it works"
- The Senior/Lead developer<|eor|><|sor|>... and they were forced to used said framework despite not knowing how it works by management because it was in fashion.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | Xavdidtheshadow | fhqogyz | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"[the old developers] made this... They didn't know how the framework works, but it is what they could do to keep the job. I mean, it works"
- The Senior/Lead developer<|eor|><|sor|>... and they were forced to used said framework despite not knowing how it works by management because it was in fashion.<|eor|><|sor|>The framework was Angular, and the point was that they didn't know how the components worked. I mean, they placed all the design and all the logic, including all the logic's services, in a single component.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, `MyComponent`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 172 |
programmerhumor | lsalazarm99 | fhqklv0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"[the old developers] made this... They didn't know how the framework works, but it is what they could do to keep the job. I mean, it works"
- The Senior/Lead developer<|eor|><|sor|>... and they were forced to used said framework despite not knowing how it works by management because it was in fashion.<|eor|><|sor|>The framework was Angular, and the point was that they didn't know how the components worked. I mean, they placed all the design and all the logic, including all the logic's services, in a single component.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Da_NKP | fhqcivm | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you have no illusions that your code would instantly fail a freshman CS student but also cant argue that it works.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | FollowingtheMap | fhqn8zx | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* is pigeon?.....yes
* can fly?.........yes
Roll it out to production then!<|eor|><|sor|>*game immediately gets slammed by ign*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | acherion | fhqs7uk | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the story where in Fallout 3 there is a train you need to board, turns out the train model is just an NPC wearing a hat, that way they can get the train to move just by making the NPC move.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | ProgramTheWorld | fhqspiq | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* is pigeon?.....yes
* can fly?.........yes
Roll it out to production then!<|eor|><|sor|>Well, all the unit tests passed!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | seaheroe | fhqpsfy | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* is pigeon?.....yes
* can fly?.........yes
Roll it out to production then!<|eor|><|sor|>*game immediately gets slammed by ign*<|eor|><|sor|>*praised<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | alivilie | fhqq610 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My Roflcopter goes soi soi soi<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | Twilight78b | fhqtn9x | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* is pigeon?.....yes
* can fly?.........yes
Roll it out to production then!<|eor|><|sor|>*game immediately gets slammed by ign*<|eor|><|sor|>*praised<|eor|><|sor|>A dreaded 8/10 score<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | evenstevens280 | fhr3p9s | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the story where in Fallout 3 there is a train you need to board, turns out the train model is just an NPC wearing a hat, that way they can get the train to move just by making the NPC move.<|eor|><|sor|>Game programming is next level when it comes to hack fuckery. Some of the tricks they use are outright insanity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | Yellow_Triangle | fhqjuae | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>NO! What you see is just someone who is bored out of his mind. Solving the same problem the "right" way every time has become too soul crushing.
No, this is someone who has begun to reinvent the wheel again and again , just t o keep insanity at bay. Paying it forward if you will, because in the here and now noone qares about quality as long ad it hgets the job fone.
Except that one person who has to fix everything at some point in the future, but we know that he has scotch. We also pray that person is not ourselves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | TH3_ST0CK | fhr0qfu | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>* is pigeon?.....yes
* can fly?.........yes
Roll it out to production then!<|eor|><|sor|>*game immediately gets slammed by ign*<|eor|><|sor|>*praised<|eor|><|sor|>A dreaded 8/10 score<|eor|><|sor|>9/10, absolutely garbage
10/10, it's okay<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | sth128 | fhqsitf | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"[the old developers] made this... They didn't know how the framework works, but it is what they could do to keep the job. I mean, it works"
- The Senior/Lead developer<|eor|><|sor|>... and they were forced to used said framework despite not knowing how it works by management because it was in fashion.<|eor|><|sor|>The framework was Angular, and the point was that they didn't know how the components worked. I mean, they placed all the design and all the logic, including all the logic's services, in a single component.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, `MyComponent`<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know why but My Sharona started playing in my head with code scrolling...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | evenstevens280 | fhr79iu | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the story where in Fallout 3 there is a train you need to board, turns out the train model is just an NPC wearing a hat, that way they can get the train to move just by making the NPC move.<|eor|><|sor|>Game programming is next level when it comes to hack fuckery. Some of the tricks they use are outright insanity.<|eor|><|sor|>I dont see any hack fuckery in the Fallout example. How is a NPC different from a train beside the skin?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not just an NPC.
It's an NPC wearing a *hat* that is a train model. The NPC runs under the level geometry and that's how the train moves.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, the hat is just a skin add-on. A very large add-on. But abstractly speaking, this is a perfectly reasonable way to reuse the game engine. I still dont see why this is a hack. How should it have been done otherwise?<|eor|><|sor|>If you don't think this is a hack you must be a game developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | dawnraider00 | fhr4jro | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the story where in Fallout 3 there is a train you need to board, turns out the train model is just an NPC wearing a hat, that way they can get the train to move just by making the NPC move.<|eor|><|sor|>Game programming is next level when it comes to hack fuckery. Some of the tricks they use are outright insanity.<|eor|><|sor|>There was a blog written by the guys who made the original crash bandicoot and all the black magic fuckery they did to get that to work. Absolutely fascinating.
Edit for link: https://all-things-andy-gavin.com/2011/02/02/making-crash-bandicoot-part-1/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | evenstevens280 | fhr6o99 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the story where in Fallout 3 there is a train you need to board, turns out the train model is just an NPC wearing a hat, that way they can get the train to move just by making the NPC move.<|eor|><|sor|>Game programming is next level when it comes to hack fuckery. Some of the tricks they use are outright insanity.<|eor|><|sor|>I dont see any hack fuckery in the Fallout example. How is a NPC different from a train beside the skin?<|eor|><|sor|>It's not just an NPC.
It's an NPC wearing a *hat* that is a train model. The NPC runs under the level geometry and that's how the train moves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | poemsavvy | fhqlimm | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this on dank memes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rskneik2r4h41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/birdsarentreal<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | ShetlandJames | pnbpzy | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,462 |
programmerhumor | apuri12345 | hco5yoe | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't funny it's just sad and true.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,821 |
programmerhumor | Jman1994678 | hcol2tp | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>The getting fired part hits close to home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,001 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_your_dota_mmr | hcoft03 | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>I relax in the same spot because I only have room for one desk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 756 |
programmerhumor | apoorv698 | hcod05d | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't funny it's just sad and true.<|eor|><|sor|>I laughed then i cried<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | Kissaki0 | hcooqfv | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>I relax in the same spot because I only have room for one desk<|eor|><|sor|>Close work laptop, power up PC - uses same Monitor and input devices.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 581 |
programmerhumor | manyQuestionMarks | hcozs8k | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>The getting fired part hits close to home<|eor|><|sor|>Anxiety over knowing there are simply more experienced programmers at the company, knowing some people just choose (idk why???) to work more hours, knowing exactly what you need to improve on and not knowing what bosses say about you behind close doors.<|eor|><|sor|>> some people just choose (idk why???) to work more hours
I'm one of those people. I do it because I really enjoy my job and it helps me relax, so if I'm bored at night I might work for a couple hours.
Another occasion is when I have a eureka moment and I don't want to wait until next morning to try my idea.<|eor|><|sor|>In my team we had this guy that once told us "I stayed up until midnight trying to make this work". I felt uneasy.
Our tech lead freaked out, told him "do whatever you want in your free time, but don't tell us you've been working". Absolutely agreed with him... Otherwise he'd be putting pressure and stress on all of us, people who have kids, hobbies, etc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | Ishaz | hcoa8tw | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im finding it very difficult to track what youre doing, we need to address that.
I literally tell you every morning what Im going to do and every afternoon what I have done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 462 |
programmerhumor | deanrihpee | hcosn7f | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't funny it's just sad and true.<|eor|><|sor|>I laughed then i cried<|eor|><|sor|>I laughed while crying<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | thechet | hcoodpd | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously anybody else just fucking hate computers at this point? I hate being an engineer now and working has killed all of my love for coding. Fuck legacy code and dumb asses that made "relational" databases without any actual foreign keys to relate anything. Orphan data absolutely everywhere.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | who_here_condemns_me | hcouimv | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>The getting fired part hits close to home<|eor|><|sor|>Anxiety over knowing there are simply more experienced programmers at the company, knowing some people just choose (idk why???) to work more hours, knowing exactly what you need to improve on and not knowing what bosses say about you behind close doors.<|eor|><|sor|>> some people just choose (idk why???) to work more hours
I'm one of those people. I do it because I really enjoy my job and it helps me relax, so if I'm bored at night I might work for a couple hours.
Another occasion is when I have a eureka moment and I don't want to wait until next morning to try my idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | Columbus43219 | hconq7e | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im finding it very difficult to track what youre doing, we need to address that.
I literally tell you every morning what Im going to do and every afternoon what I have done<|eor|><|sor|>Well, that doesn't fit into my personal Excel sheet that I make by copy/pasting from the Jira dashboard line by line... so yeah.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | Jman1994678 | hcornkl | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>The getting fired part hits close to home<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, why is that?<|eor|><|sor|>When youre given a project and have no idea how to how to get it done, you start googling and then dont find the answer, then you start looking at other developers and see how quickly they complete everything. And you sit there thinking, Why did they hire me? And then you get more anxious as the deadline comes closer, then you ask for help and the other developers say something like, Ohh you should know this. But dont really help. You some how come up with an answer and then it goes through code review and pray to the CS gods that it gets approved. You then hope the next project isnt as bad but then its 10 times worse.
Edit: thanks for the award and heres one piece of advice that helped me, if you use Reddit a lot then youre probably familiar with r/cscareerquestions
FUCK THAT SUBREDDIT TO HELL. Do NOT read or even engage it, all it does is stress you out. All you hear and see are horror stories of the industry and then you compare yourself thinking oh thats me DO NOT DO IT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | MinusBrain | hcoqbdw | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't funny it's just sad and true.<|eor|><|sor|>That was a real problem for me as well. I think it is crucial to have a good spacial separation between work and free time.
Either go to office if this is an option, have a separate desk only for work or book yourself into a shared office if possible. Mental health is too important to ignore this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | encaseme | hcopmab | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>I relax in the same spot because I only have room for one desk<|eor|><|sor|>Close work laptop, power up PC - uses same Monitor and input devices.<|eor|><|sor|>I just look slightly to the right for non-work :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | warchild4l | hcowluq | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously anybody else just fucking hate computers at this point? I hate being an engineer now and working has killed all of my love for coding. Fuck legacy code and dumb asses that made "relational" databases without any actual foreign keys to relate anything. Orphan data absolutely everywhere.<|eor|><|sor|>Dude, my lifelong dream was to make games by myself.. that's why i started learning programming in the first place 4 years ago. I wanted to push really hard, get a decent job, gather some money and then stop working and create my own game. Today I am already a senior engineer... but at what fucking cost, I hate programming and sitting to the computer in general outside of work, and I just ordered drawing tablet to get another hobby.
Like, the only thing I do is watch stuff on netflix/youtube in my free time, when I have legit shit tons of games I want to play, it's just not comfortable to play anymore as it reminds me of me wanting to make a game which kickstarts my overthinking about the fact that I should be spending time learning how to make my own game instead of playing, and when I do, I get bored quickly and I end up on youtube again.
​
Sorry for the rant lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | Tknu2788 | hcouhx0 | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>This isn't funny it's just sad and true.<|eor|><|sor|>I laughed then i cried<|eor|><|sor|>I laughed while crying<|eor|><|sor|>I just cried<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | denverdom303 | hcozbw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>The getting fired part hits close to home<|eor|><|sor|>I work at Amazon right now. When your company quite literally has a program in place in which every org has to fire a certain percentage of their teams every year, it kicks this fear into overdrive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | phpdevster | hcoqnt9 | <|sols|><|sot|>oh no<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/eF9ZxS6.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hahah joke's on you. My anxiety starts Sunday morning.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | Blendify | h8ccjw | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,459 |
programmerhumor | ElbowStromboli | fuql2o4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>So chickens came 0th and eggs came 1st!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,734 |
programmerhumor | Here0s0Johnny | fuqv1ey | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>I performed a more sophisticated analysis with a larger sample size:
['', '', '', '', ''].sort()
Array(5) [ "", "", "", "", "" ]
We have to conclude that the array is sorted by age and, therefore, that the egg came first! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,618 |
programmerhumor | Vrexin | fuqx4gd | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>So chickens came 0th and eggs came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>You should have seen my face thinking I was so smart for coming up with this only to see it's the top comment..<|eor|><|sor|>So ElbowStromboli came 0th and you came 1st!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 657 |
programmerhumor | tildenpark | fuqag84 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>But chickens only evolved recently, eggs have been around way longer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 527 |
programmerhumor | LordZoon | fuqpccf | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>So chickens came 0th and eggs came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>Here's a poor man award for you sir <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | RDB96 | fuqdvx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>But chickens only evolved recently, eggs have been around way longer.<|eor|><|sor|>They are talking about chicken eggs tho. What came first the chicken or the chicken egg. And at that point it comes down to how we define them. Is a chickenegg an egg that is lain by a chicken or an egg from which a chicken hatches. Former case the chicken came first and it the latter the egg came first. r/foundthesmartass<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
programmerhumor | cosmic_jester_uk | fuq2ppz | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>Mystery alphabetised...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | SoCalThrowAway7 | fuqgo7x | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>But chickens only evolved recently, eggs have been around way longer.<|eor|><|sor|>They are talking about chicken eggs tho. What came first the chicken or the chicken egg. And at that point it comes down to how we define them. Is a chickenegg an egg that is lain by a chicken or an egg from which a chicken hatches. Former case the chicken came first and it the latter the egg came first. r/foundthesmartass<|eor|><|sor|>I think the egg first, what eventually evolved into a chicken had been hatching from eggs for millions of years. Evolution happens reproductively so the first chicken was hatched from a non chicken egg that had some mutation happen before it hatched. Right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | T0mmynat0r666 | furjkg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>So chickens came 0th and eggs came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>You should have seen my face thinking I was so smart for coming up with this only to see it's the top comment..<|eor|><|sor|>So ElbowStromboli came 0th and you came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao I legit scrolled down after reading the above comment and thought I was clever for thinking this exact thing. Then scrolled back up to comment this but it was already there xD.<|eor|><|sor|>Shall we continue?<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, repetitive code is bad practice, just make a function and call it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | Hauuguu | furazmv | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>So chickens came 0th and eggs came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>You should have seen my face thinking I was so smart for coming up with this only to see it's the top comment..<|eor|><|sor|>So ElbowStromboli came 0th and you came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao I legit scrolled down after reading the above comment and thought I was clever for thinking this exact thing. Then scrolled back up to comment this but it was already there xD.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | OnyxPhoenix | fuqlhct | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>But chickens only evolved recently, eggs have been around way longer.<|eor|><|sor|>They are talking about chicken eggs tho. What came first the chicken or the chicken egg. And at that point it comes down to how we define them. Is a chickenegg an egg that is lain by a chicken or an egg from which a chicken hatches. Former case the chicken came first and it the latter the egg came first. r/foundthesmartass<|eor|><|sor|>I think the egg first, what eventually evolved into a chicken had been hatching from eggs for millions of years. Evolution happens reproductively so the first chicken was hatched from a non chicken egg that had some mutation happen before it hatched. Right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah that's how I see it. A chicken came out of a non chicken egg. But in my eyes that means that the chicken came before the actual chicken egg.<|eor|><|sor|>I guess the question then is: is a chicken egg an egg laid by a chicken, or an egg containing a chicken?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | smolderas | fuqq0z8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>So chickens came 0th and eggs came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>Here's a poor man award for you sir <|eor|><|sor|>There are no poor programmers, only those who made bad deals.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | LegoSpacecraft | fuqlobv | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>So chickens came 0th and eggs came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>Underrated. Well done friend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | Skandranonsg | furgrgg | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>I performed a more sophisticated analysis with a larger sample size:
['', '', '', '', ''].sort()
Array(5) [ "", "", "", "", "" ]
We have to conclude that the array is sorted by age and, therefore, that the egg came first! <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>To elaborate on why the egg comes before the chicken:
First off, you can't really draw a distinct line for when one species becomes a different species, as this is a far too gradual of a process. For the purposes of answering this question, let's assume that you can select a specific point in the ancestry of chickens where a species that is not a chicken gives birth to a chicken. From this assumption, we can easily conclude that a creature that is not-a-chicken lays an egg that will eventually mature into a chicken. Therefore, the egg came before the chicken.
I think a more interesting question would be to debate at what specific point a creature that is not a chicken lays an egg that becomes a chicken.
First, I would identify all species currently living today that we would consider a chicken. Then, trace their lineage back to the common ancestor of all chickens. After that is determined, we go back just a tad further to the point where the common ancestor of all chickens is unable to produce viable offspring with its ancestors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | RDB96 | fuqhy4a | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>But chickens only evolved recently, eggs have been around way longer.<|eor|><|sor|>They are talking about chicken eggs tho. What came first the chicken or the chicken egg. And at that point it comes down to how we define them. Is a chickenegg an egg that is lain by a chicken or an egg from which a chicken hatches. Former case the chicken came first and it the latter the egg came first. r/foundthesmartass<|eor|><|sor|>I think the egg first, what eventually evolved into a chicken had been hatching from eggs for millions of years. Evolution happens reproductively so the first chicken was hatched from a non chicken egg that had some mutation happen before it hatched. Right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah that's how I see it. A chicken came out of a non chicken egg. But in my eyes that means that the chicken came before the actual chicken egg.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | mc1887 | furdk6g | <|sols|><|sot|>Mystery solved<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a9rbnppyvp451.png<|eol|><|sor|>So chickens came 0th and eggs came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>You should have seen my face thinking I was so smart for coming up with this only to see it's the top comment..<|eor|><|sor|>So ElbowStromboli came 0th and you came 1st!<|eor|><|sor|>Lmao I legit scrolled down after reading the above comment and thought I was clever for thinking this exact thing. Then scrolled back up to comment this but it was already there xD.<|eor|><|sor|>Shall we continue?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | cuppanoodles | a4um0w | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,446 |
programmerhumor | VBA_Scrub | ebhpcl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not touching his hand tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,234 |
programmerhumor | yothisisyo | ebho8c9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Bug Fix and a new Bug because of that Fix<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,065 |
programmerhumor | FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT | ebhqymn | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Bug Fix and a new Bug because of that Fix<|eor|><|sor|> git commit -m "all fixed"
git reset HEAD~1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | MasterFrost01 | ebhrvrm | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Closing those tabs? Boy I keep those open so I can find them again for the next session.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | moogeek | ebhpfv6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not touching his hand tho<|eor|><|sor|>Im not also gonna touch your username though. No offense<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | nuephelkystikon | ebhoprx | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same goes for that really complex RPG where you finally want a good ending.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | semimetalalchemist | ebhv2du | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Closing those tabs? Boy I keep those open so I can find them again for the next session.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I mean what's the point when you're gonna need it again in ten minutes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | Superfluous_Thom | ebhu99j | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only time i'm ever disgusted when closing porn tabs is when i realise some of those tabs were really hard to find, and that i'll never be able to "use" them because i didn't remember my keywords.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | Boothiepro | ebhod5a | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also finishing writing a long day or project
E: i meant essay, I'm typing one handed on my phone by swiping on the keyboard and it predicts some preeetty funny stuff sometimes.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | ebhxihe | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Same goes for that really complex RPG where you finally want a good ending.<|eor|><|sor|>10 tabs on all the endings, 15 tabs on all the rule34 stuff you ran into while trying to find the endings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | MoarVespenegas | ebi7k04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Closing those tabs? Boy I keep those open so I can find them again for the next session.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I mean what's the point when you're gonna need it again in ten minutes.<|eor|><|sor|>I love how I don't know if you're referring to porn or having to fix that feature when it invariably breaks under use cases.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | userhs6716 | ebhue5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Closing those tabs? Boy I keep those open so I can find them again for the next session.<|eor|><|sor|>Edge's set aside feature makes it the best porngramming browser.<|eor|><|sor|>Nice try Steve Ballmer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | odious_odes | ebhzduu | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only time i'm ever disgusted when closing porn tabs is when i realise some of those tabs were really hard to find, and that i'll never be able to "use" them because i didn't remember my keywords.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Nonsense, just because this is my personal laptop that nobody else ever has used or ever will use and I can turn off history-based suggestions and refuse or delete all cookies, doesn't mean I'm some kind of *pervert* who would ever go browsing not in incognito mode.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | is0lated | ebhvzlm | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only time i'm ever disgusted when closing porn tabs is when i realise some of those tabs were really hard to find, and that i'll never be able to "use" them because i didn't remember my keywords.<|eor|><|sor|>Lost like tears in the rain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | MCBlastoise | ebhqd1e | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Also finishing writing a long day or project
E: i meant essay, I'm typing one handed on my phone by swiping on the keyboard and it predicts some preeetty funny stuff sometimes.
<|eor|><|sor|>> Also finishing writing a long day
?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | kynde | ebht6em | <|sols|><|sot|>Feel the shame<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mjtasdr3jf321.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Bug Fix and a new Bug because of that Fix<|eor|><|sor|> git commit -m "all fixed"
git reset HEAD~1<|eor|><|sor|>What does the reset command do? Pop the top file off the commit and reset it to match source again?<|eor|><|sor|>Just sets current history back one commit _without_ resetting files.
A common use case is to commit whatever you're working on with "-m WIP" and then when you pick up that again you can jump back that tmp commit and continue with dirty files.
I do this all the time when I'm working on some branch and then need to check out another to review a PR.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | BKinAK | za4ked | <|sols|><|sot|>Which is worse?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkge9gp22f3a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,446 |
programmerhumor | Djelimon | iykf8dt | <|sols|><|sot|>Which is worse?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkge9gp22f3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>bad back end will get you sued more often than bad front end<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,786 |
programmerhumor | magpienerd | iyk46p2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Which is worse?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkge9gp22f3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All I see are the two kinds of full stack devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,400 |
programmerhumor | tacticalpotatopeeler | iykj0ml | <|sols|><|sot|>Which is worse?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkge9gp22f3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People will generally be more impressed with a pretty UI.
However, Ill take an ugly as shit site that actually works any day, so long as its just ugly, not unusable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,606 |
programmerhumor | BKinAK | iykg3ea | <|sols|><|sot|>Which is worse?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkge9gp22f3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>bad back end will get you sued more often than bad front end<|eor|><|soopr|>ooof. Good point.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,564 |
programmerhumor | chittychitty1 | iykbqbb | <|sols|><|sot|>Which is worse?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkge9gp22f3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can make a bad frontend good, but making a bad backend good.. well good luck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,220 |
programmerhumor | 18quintillionplanets | iykjpbf | <|sols|><|sot|>Which is worse?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkge9gp22f3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All I see are the two kinds of full stack devs<|eor|><|sor|>Inside you there are two full stack devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,647 |
programmerhumor | DVGltd | iyklgqk | <|sols|><|sot|>Which is worse?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nkge9gp22f3a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All I see are the two kinds of full stack devs<|eor|><|sor|>Inside you there are two full stack devs<|eor|><|sor|>Please be gentle it's my first time doing backend and front end at the same time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,088 |
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