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programmerhumor
Aufklarung_Lee
ixu7t1f
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, did they?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,242
programmerhumor
iam6ft7
ixujdo7
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I intentionally add `[object Object]` just to mess with the devs that look at the free text field<|eor|><|sor|>This made me chuckle only because it doesn't affect me personally in this moment <|eor|><|sor|>lol sometimes Ill set my password to something like this: WeJcFMQ/8+8QJ/w0hHh+0g== That way if the website stores passwords in plaintext or someone breaks their hashing it still looks encrypted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,188
programmerhumor
manwhorunlikebear
ixunsbs
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ha, thats why all my tables are named by UUIDs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,157
programmerhumor
elon-bot
ixucw8p
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hired.<|eor|><|sor|>Just watched a video about how vanilla JS is faster than any framework. It's time we do a rewrite.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,129
programmerhumor
LiteralPhilosopher
ixutbud
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hired.<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't think so, I legit googled bobby tables to check my syntax<|eoopr|><|sor|>Lol, why are you acting like use of Google isn't a constant thing among programmers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
905
programmerhumor
momal1
ixupj2r
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You guys don't name your tables in lowercase?<|eor|><|sor|>How to protect against SQL injection: Name your tables in MoCkINGspoNgebObCAse<|eor|><|sor|>i just joined this community and love how the upvote buttons are <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
888
programmerhumor
caboosetp
ixuya6s
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ha, thats why all my tables are named by UUIDs<|eor|><|sor|>This is the most painful thing I've read on this sub so far. Good job, Satan.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
713
programmerhumor
BlazingBlastEZ
ixuuzu7
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You guys don't name your tables in lowercase?<|eor|><|sor|>How to protect against SQL injection: Name your tables in MoCkINGspoNgebObCAse<|eor|><|sor|>i just joined this community and love how the upvote buttons are <|eor|><|sor|>I just wish they were visible in dark mode sadge<|eor|><|soopr|>I didn't even know we had custom vote buttons beacause I always use dark mode<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
713
programmerhumor
Squeaky-Fox49
ixumwyu
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bobby Tables strikes again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
693
programmerhumor
_meow4
ixuugcb
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I intentionally add `[object Object]` just to mess with the devs that look at the free text field<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been doing this ever since I saw it on this sub a while ago. One time I got an email from some website that said [object Object] instead of my name and I honestly didnt know if it was a bug or if I entered it like that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
637
programmerhumor
BlazingBlastEZ
ixvdufm
<|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: don't just guess that they might have a users table. Use something like this: `,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_schema ORDER BY update_time DESC);`<|eor|><|soopr|>Sorry I don't actually know sql but does that drop the most recently edited table?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
549
programmerhumor
tgs266
czl2a1
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,735
programmerhumor
28f272fe556a1363cc31
eyz693q
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,315
programmerhumor
MuchBathroom
eyz6sq6
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>What a waste of technology Please reduce, reuse, recycle your missile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
920
programmerhumor
Dragonaax
eyz25mf
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You should have int instead float there"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
909
programmerhumor
Bomaruto
eyz735v
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretend its autopilot code for your Kerbal Space Program ship.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
603
programmerhumor
texdroid
eyz60b7
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You should have int instead float there"<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want to crash an Ariane 5? Because that's how you crash an Ariane 5.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
416
programmerhumor
Korzag
eyzatrx
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>I've got to wonder what their real motivations were for allowing those memory leaks. Perhaps it was a time commitment thing and they decided that it'd be far easier to just have their hardware engineer slap on a new memory chip with more RAM than spending weeks of manpower hunting down memory leaks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
312
programmerhumor
L0rdMathias
eyzcq6b
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't arriving at a position where it wasn't it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
309
programmerhumor
mgrant8888
eyzaet1
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>System.out.println("target hit"); //they will never know<|eor|><|sor|>Who writes missile guidance software in Java? std::cout << "Target hit!\n"; std::cout << "...\n"; std::cerr << "Apparently not.\n";<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
274
programmerhumor
slaaxy
eyz9omb
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>What a waste of technology Please reduce, reuse, recycle your missile<|eor|><|sor|>That's terrifying! But very responsible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
254
programmerhumor
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
eyzc4fp
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>I've got to wonder what their real motivations were for allowing those memory leaks. Perhaps it was a time commitment thing and they decided that it'd be far easier to just have their hardware engineer slap on a new memory chip with more RAM than spending weeks of manpower hunting down memory leaks.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe it was more about Large amount of real time data processing and memory management was fucking with the timing of processing requirements.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
245
programmerhumor
Visticous
eyz65on
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only that happened, it could have prevented the nuking of Hawaii... Every CS student could have done a better job there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
179
programmerhumor
bluefootedpig
eyzf68j
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>What a waste of technology Please reduce, reuse, recycle your missile<|eor|><|sor|>SpaceXwar will have recoverable missiles :) Actually as the other person said, we can do it. It would just have smaller payloads and return. A drone with a dumb bomb basically.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
166
programmerhumor
hopefulDecay
eyzep7n
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretend its autopilot code for your Kerbal Space Program ship.<|eor|><|sor|>What languages does ksp support?<|eor|><|sor|>there's a mod that uses a scripting language called "kOS" iirc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
158
programmerhumor
misteryub
eyzc367
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Basically, when you want to use memory, for complex types, like strings, you need to reserve that memory. If you dont tell the computer youre done with it, itll keep reserving that memory until the program ends or crashes. This is called leaking memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmerhumor
murfflemethis
eyzrej1
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>I've got to wonder what their real motivations were for allowing those memory leaks. Perhaps it was a time commitment thing and they decided that it'd be far easier to just have their hardware engineer slap on a new memory chip with more RAM than spending weeks of manpower hunting down memory leaks.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe it was more about Large amount of real time data processing and memory management was fucking with the timing of processing requirements.<|eor|><|sor|>I would think it was probably a bit of both. > Say what? Just expanding the available RAM will help us meet execution time goals *and* avoid the overhead of optimizing/debugging/maintaining that code? And the cost is only a few dollars in parts and engineering work per $100k missile? Sign me up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
kontekisuto
eyzdomh
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretend its autopilot code for your Kerbal Space Program ship.<|eor|><|sor|>What languages does ksp support?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
Semi-Hemi-Demigod
eyzavw9
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>System.out.println("target hit"); //they will never know<|eor|><|sor|>Who writes missile guidance software in Java? std::cout << "Target hit!\n"; std::cout << "...\n"; std::cerr << "Apparently not.\n";<|eor|><|sor|>I knew a guy who worked for Sikorsky doing dev work on military helicopters. He wrote Java.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
140
programmerhumor
Notalabel_4566
11amxda
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,713
programmerhumor
goldfishpaws
j9syqol
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,892
programmerhumor
Humongous_Schlong
j9sztwo
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dodged a bullet there, you probably don't want to work here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,979
programmerhumor
ItzCobaltboy
j9sz9mt
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,231
programmerhumor
ivanparas
j9t6qw7
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,583
programmerhumor
psioniclizard
j9taltp
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dodged a bullet there, you probably don't want to work here<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, a company that has a HR department but won't provide a laptop to a developer seems to be in a odd situation. I'm not saying having a HR department is bad but for an early stage start up there are more important things. HR cab be provide via external services and they wouldn't be screening an interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,067
programmerhumor
Ok-Kaleidoscope5627
j9szkm8
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they can't afford to provide their employees with basic tools can they even afford to pay them? Or was this one of those "we're paying you with experience" type of internships?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,058
programmerhumor
MoffKalast
j9tnyt5
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|sor|>I bet it's because they then want to install some remote monitoring shit that only works on macOS. On hardware that's not even theirs lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,021
programmerhumor
the-real-vuk
j9t49u0
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had 3 rounds of interviews with a company (phone, tech, HR), then called me that I do not have experience in X technology (some apache crap) so it's a no. WTF dude, they knew that from day 1, why the 3 rounds of interviews? ... (my suspicion is that I asked too high salary, but they were scared to tell me that as a reason or to negotiate)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
931
programmerhumor
hibernating-hobo
j9t652y
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had 3 rounds of interviews with a company (phone, tech, HR), then called me that I do not have experience in X technology (some apache crap) so it's a no. WTF dude, they knew that from day 1, why the 3 rounds of interviews? ... (my suspicion is that I asked too high salary, but they were scared to tell me that as a reason or to negotiate)<|eor|><|sor|>Or personality, when recruiting people, we will never say to someones face. Yeah you seem like an intolerable jerk, so nothanks Sorry, your experience in random area isnt what we were looking for is more diplomatic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
498
programmerhumor
Ay_carambaa
j9sy9a2
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/ChoosingBeggars<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
460
programmerhumor
elveszett
j9tba7b
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dodged a bullet there, you probably don't want to work here<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, a company that has a HR department but won't provide a laptop to a developer seems to be in a odd situation. I'm not saying having a HR department is bad but for an early stage start up there are more important things. HR cab be provide via external services and they wouldn't be screening an interview.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not like buying 8 laptops for your potential hires is such a big business expense. We are talking about $5k to $8k into the tools 8 employees need to do their job; in a position that pays well nonetheless. Do you trust that employer that can't afford a $600 expense for your laptop to pay your $80+k salary without trying to scam you out of your money?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
457
programmerhumor
YMK1234
j9t28ui
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Heck I work in a very small company and even we have a handful of spares that we could lend to part timers/provisionary hires in a pinch. Simply because if some actual employees device breaks you can just replace it asap.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
350
programmerhumor
elveszett
j9tb3d6
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>If I apply for a job and the interviewer tells me that I'll have to pay for / use my own laptop because they can't afford to give me one, I'm running the fuck away. Not to make a statement, but rather because that's a huge red flag that the company will try to scam you out of your pay / compensation / whatever sooner or later. I mean, they can't pay for a laptop, they are not going to try to pay your salary or a business expense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
280
programmerhumor
Desperate-Tomatillo7
j9tugtt
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|sor|>I bet it's because they then want to install some remote monitoring shit that only works on macOS. On hardware that's not even theirs lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Or they want/need you to use xcode?<|eor|><|sor|>Xcode devs tend to have a Mac. I think the position was not even intended for Mac devs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
270
programmerhumor
Glitch29
j9ut7j1
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|sor|>I bet it's because they then want to install some remote monitoring shit that only works on macOS. On hardware that's not even theirs lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be. But my money's on there being no technical reason beyond "we're using Macs here." IMO, the whole setup screams clueless way louder than it screams nefarious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
254
programmerhumor
M0nkeyDGarp
j9tarri
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had 3 rounds of interviews with a company (phone, tech, HR), then called me that I do not have experience in X technology (some apache crap) so it's a no. WTF dude, they knew that from day 1, why the 3 rounds of interviews? ... (my suspicion is that I asked too high salary, but they were scared to tell me that as a reason or to negotiate)<|eor|><|sor|>Or personality, when recruiting people, we will never say to someones face. Yeah you seem like an intolerable jerk, so nothanks Sorry, your experience in random area isnt what we were looking for is more diplomatic.<|eor|><|sor|>Every recruiter I met was an intolerable jerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
251
programmerhumor
ShareNorth3675
j9tu14o
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|sor|>I bet it's because they then want to install some remote monitoring shit that only works on macOS. On hardware that's not even theirs lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Or they want/need you to use xcode?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
244
programmerhumor
bigmacjames
j9tjjhk
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once aced my way through 4 interviews for an internship. It was an internship, the position was entry level. After the 4th interview they call me to tell me that I just didn't have enough experience for the position. Tech interview culture is bullshit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
laplongejr
j9t7yrv
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they can't afford to provide their employees with basic tools can they even afford to pay them? Or was this one of those "we're paying you with experience" type of internships?<|eor|><|sor|>>If they can't afford to provide their employees with basic tools Tbf it they only allow Macbooks, I kinda understand why they don't want to pay the bill...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
230
programmerhumor
Ok-Mousse8631
j9sxuyd
<|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jesus what an unbelievably shit company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
sunrise_apps
11l3l9l
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,705
programmerhumor
arobie1992
jba7xmn
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,713
programmerhumor
Kart0fffelAim
jbagk6k
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,018
programmerhumor
Agent_Seed
jbacctx
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>most of the internet *is* pictures of cats<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
547
programmerhumor
Ill_Yak_3231
jba9jfb
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, coulb be a cat sitting there.. How do we know <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
464
programmerhumor
Tigtor
jbb1pl4
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|sor|>Can a picture actually be "complete" without a cat? I say NO. Cats are like the weird accessory that complements every picture, they can even make pictures of england look like the sun is shining.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
386
programmerhumor
fatrobin72
jbadn8e
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, coulb be a cat sitting there.. How do we know <|eor|><|sor|>If it fits.. it sits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
300
programmerhumor
ManyFails1Win
jbaoni1
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the word they were going for is "complete", because that kitty definitely compliments the image.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
209
programmerhumor
GrizzledFart
jbal48y
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>most of the internet *is* pictures of cats<|eor|><|sor|>There is something more popular on the internet<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, those are also cats.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
178
programmerhumor
Intelligent_Rent4594
jbagtw7
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I say AI did a great job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
Kart0fffelAim
jbagel4
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>most of the internet *is* pictures of cats<|eor|><|sor|>There is something more popular on the internet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
Epsilia
jbasuh7
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When AI gets too advanced, I'm really going to miss the super janky version of AI we have now. I used to love watching animations people made that went along with AI generated stories that were absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
97
programmerhumor
FreeFortuna
jbbb6se
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, coulb be a cat sitting there.. How do we know <|eor|><|sor|>If it fits.. it sits<|eor|><|sor|>r/ifitfitsitsits Edit: I don't remember the name of the big one.<|eor|><|sor|>I think the bigger one is: r/IfIFitsISits Cuz cats have bad grammar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
82
programmerhumor
Markcelzin
jbb8ex8
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, coulb be a cat sitting there.. How do we know <|eor|><|sor|>If it fits.. it sits<|eor|><|sor|>r/ifitfitsitsits Edit: I don't remember the name of the big one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
66
programmerhumor
uhavin
jbbua2g
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|sor|>Can a picture actually be "complete" without a cat? I say NO. Cats are like the weird accessory that complements every picture, they can even make pictures of england look like the sun is shining.<|eor|><|sor|>What about Turing complete?<|eor|><|sor|>You mean purring complete?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
66
programmerhumor
DumbNBANephew
jbb8mg8
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Which Pokemon is this?? It's clearly an electrode it's a damn circle It's...PIKACHU curled up in a ball Sonofabitch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45
programmerhumor
turtleship_2006
jbbqi9j
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When AI gets too advanced, I'm really going to miss the super janky version of AI we have now. I used to love watching animations people made that went along with AI generated stories that were absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>That's the fun part about open source AIs. You can use any version/fork you want. No one can stop you from using stable diffusion 1.0. On a slightly related note, that's also one of the theoretical/potential dangers. No matter what happens, no one can stop you from using stable diffusion. It's a Pandora's box.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43
programmerhumor
Camelbeard
jbbmtdz
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|sor|>Can a picture actually be "complete" without a cat? I say NO. Cats are like the weird accessory that complements every picture, they can even make pictures of england look like the sun is shining.<|eor|><|sor|>What about Turing complete?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43
programmerhumor
XPGamingYT
jbaj42f
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>most of the internet *is* pictures of cats<|eor|><|sor|>There is something more popular on the internet<|eor|><|sor|>pictures of fake cats<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42
programmerhumor
a_random_chicken
jbblk0v
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|sor|>Can a picture actually be "complete" without a cat? I say NO. Cats are like the weird accessory that complements every picture, they can even make pictures of england look like the sun is shining.<|eor|><|sor|>What about DRAGONS? Can anything be truly complete without a dragon?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31
programmerhumor
qinshihuang_420
jbatmj2
<|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the word they were going for is "complete", because that kitty definitely compliments the image.<|eor|><|sor|>The neural network also complemented the sandwich<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
27
programmerhumor
TheEngineersKitchen
iga9lb
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,710
programmerhumor
CurlSagan
g2sjxlh
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows: Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,058
programmerhumor
PityUpvote
g2sq04z
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows: Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|sor|>Add some business stuff and that's basically the entire plot to Silicon Valley.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
849
programmerhumor
stingjay
g2slldr
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dev asks Stack Overflow what the best way to solve the problem and save the world is. Stack Overflow says the question is opinion based and locks it. Humanity perishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find a thread with your exact problem, but the solved solution points to a broken link<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
532
programmerhumor
ozh
g2sz24v
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows: Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|sor|>Add some business stuff and that's basically the entire plot to Silicon Valley.<|eor|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, we're fucked. They'll be arguing over the framework choice when doom knocks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
418
programmerhumor
idiomatic_sea
g2ta8jc
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows: Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|sor|>Add some business stuff and that's basically the entire plot to Silicon Valley.<|eor|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, we're fucked. They'll be arguing over the framework choice when doom knocks<|eor|><|sor|>You are too optimistic. Before we argue about the framework we have to settle on a programming language. We are doomed.<|eor|><|sor|>"The fuck are these tab indents, Carl?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
290
programmerhumor
Pradfanne
g2sfs5z
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> agile adjective: **agile** 1. able to move quickly and easily. &#x200B; That shit is anything but agile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
281
programmerhumor
youremomsoriginal
g2smr71
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dev asks Stack Overflow what the best way to solve the problem and save the world is. Stack Overflow says the question is opinion based and locks it. Humanity perishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find a thread with your exact problem, but the solved solution points to a broken link<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find the thread was marked as duplicate and locked. There is no link provided to the duplicate thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
265
programmerhumor
Zeroamer
g2t4e3o
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nahh...I prefer the magic green numbers floating on the screen next to the progress bar depicting exactly how close the evil hackers are to infiltrating the mainframe.<|eor|><|sor|>\*after 10 seconds of typing at 10842wpm\* "I'm in."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
235
programmerhumor
Kidiri90
g2ti1ai
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows: Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|sor|>Add some business stuff and that's basically the entire plot to Silicon Valley.<|eor|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, we're fucked. They'll be arguing over the framework choice when doom knocks<|eor|><|sor|>You are too optimistic. Before we argue about the framework we have to settle on a programming language. We are doomed.<|eor|><|sor|>"The fuck are these tab indents, Carl?!"<|eor|><|sor|>"Fucking spaces. Do I look like an animal, Jamal?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
211
programmerhumor
hangfromthisone
g2slqno
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yesterday: I worked on the forgot my password popup Today: save the fucking world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
House_of_ill_fame
g2snm7u
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dev asks Stack Overflow what the best way to solve the problem and save the world is. Stack Overflow says the question is opinion based and locks it. Humanity perishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find a thread with your exact problem, but the solved solution points to a broken link<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find the thread was marked as duplicate and locked. There is no link provided to the duplicate thread<|eor|><|sor|>Or no one replies, the OP comes back and says they fixed it but won't say how, and it's locked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
158
programmerhumor
NeatNetwork
g2shfcg
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> agile adjective: **agile** 1. able to move quickly and easily. &#x200B; That shit is anything but agile<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I've been told I did things incorrectly when I implemented a new urgent request mid sprint (all requests must go to product owner and things cannot be prioritized except once a week by the product owner). Also I do bad things for not even requiring a ticket to be open for a bug or feature request if I can take care of it (a lot of work is less work to just do than to open and discuss). That is one thing that amazes me, when people spend a lot more time arguing about whether it is worth it to spend the time to do something than it would take to just do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmerhumor
IDontLikeBeingRight
g2sjus8
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The irony is in a life or death situation I absolutely require strict documentation of the behaviour of the features I have to implement. Ain't no way in shit I'm taking a 5 minute shouty client zoom call as a spec if someone could die from an edge case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
115
programmerhumor
greyz3n
g2srqwb
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Joe, we've had two standups about this issue and my programmers need time to actually develop the app!" Joe: "I know man, I know. Management is all over us to make sure that when the guys get this solved we can show all the great work you guys are doing..." *5 minutes later* Joe still talking: "... so yea man, I get it. Let me know when you have time to sit down to discuss the timeline."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
undermark5
g2th970
<|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dev asks Stack Overflow what the best way to solve the problem and save the world is. Stack Overflow says the question is opinion based and locks it. Humanity perishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find a thread with your exact problem, but the solved solution points to a broken link<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find the thread was marked as duplicate and locked. There is no link provided to the duplicate thread<|eor|><|sor|>Or no one replies, the OP comes back and says they fixed it but won't say how, and it's locked<|eor|><|sor|> "Who were you DenverCoder9? --- What did you see?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
98
programmerhumor
Filb0
p2x9ll
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,691
programmerhumor
Flopamp
h8nbl5t
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stupid Linux kernel devs not letting me do this one incredibly unsafe thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,635
programmerhumor
ShodoDeka
h8o8mmp
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an Engineer in Microsoft, I share this sentiment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,219
programmerhumor
mirageqt
h8np7nn
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bro how bad is teams though, randomly decides when it wants or doesn't want to send notifications.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
803
programmerhumor
jacksalssome
h8njv2e
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stupid Linux kernel devs not letting me do this one incredibly unsafe thing.<|eor|><|sor|> SELINUX=permissive That should fix it, or if in doubt, just sudo it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
678
programmerhumor
prattw
h8o9x1x
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun story. I worked for a company (early 2000s) who's product was centered around Microsoft's RRAS (Routing & Remote Access). We started getting reports of crashing and reboots (BSOD). Eventually grew to almost every customer and engineering didn't have a clue after two weeks. Convinced it was Microsoft, half the team flew out to Redmond. On the second day in the lab, they find the issue. The "connected time" was an unsigned long. At the time Microsoft would resync the active clock with the bios close once an hour. If someone connected on that hour and the clock went negative, BSOD. The kick in the balls was Microsoft admits they knew about this issue for two years and even had a hotfix for it. At the time the policy was they didn't release hotfixes unless the bug was reported enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
502
programmerhumor
Cyko42
h8n5kx2
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's networking... Always networking.....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
356
programmerhumor
Yuzumi
h8oltv8
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an Engineer in Microsoft, I share this sentiment.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm currently working in Azure. Why?... Just.... Why?...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
353
programmerhumor
fondista
h8njfp0
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's networking... Always networking.....<|eor|><|sor|>Unless it's printers. Bloody printers are going to bring about the downfall of civilization.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
259
programmerhumor
Filb0
h8ogmq1
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun story. I worked for a company (early 2000s) who's product was centered around Microsoft's RRAS (Routing & Remote Access). We started getting reports of crashing and reboots (BSOD). Eventually grew to almost every customer and engineering didn't have a clue after two weeks. Convinced it was Microsoft, half the team flew out to Redmond. On the second day in the lab, they find the issue. The "connected time" was an unsigned long. At the time Microsoft would resync the active clock with the bios close once an hour. If someone connected on that hour and the clock went negative, BSOD. The kick in the balls was Microsoft admits they knew about this issue for two years and even had a hotfix for it. At the time the policy was they didn't release hotfixes unless the bug was reported enough.<|eor|><|soopr|>Wtf Just wtf man<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
254
programmerhumor
whosline07
h8oq9q3
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun story. I worked for a company (early 2000s) who's product was centered around Microsoft's RRAS (Routing & Remote Access). We started getting reports of crashing and reboots (BSOD). Eventually grew to almost every customer and engineering didn't have a clue after two weeks. Convinced it was Microsoft, half the team flew out to Redmond. On the second day in the lab, they find the issue. The "connected time" was an unsigned long. At the time Microsoft would resync the active clock with the bios close once an hour. If someone connected on that hour and the clock went negative, BSOD. The kick in the balls was Microsoft admits they knew about this issue for two years and even had a hotfix for it. At the time the policy was they didn't release hotfixes unless the bug was reported enough.<|eor|><|sor|> >At the time the policy was they didn't release hotfixes unless the bug was reported enough Lololol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
238
programmerhumor
_isNaN
h8oqrgi
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an Engineer in Microsoft, I share this sentiment.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you use Teams? This is something all our devs want to know. How can a SWE create a tool, that is so bad for developers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
222
programmerhumor
Jmeyering
h8ncfvb
<|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unpopular opinion: I've developed exclusively on Linux for the last 8 years... Windows and WSL is pretty good now, and I'm honestly considering a change.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
204