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programmerhumor | Aufklarung_Lee | ixu7t1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, did they?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,242 |
programmerhumor | iam6ft7 | ixujdo7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I intentionally add `[object Object]` just to mess with the devs that look at the free text field<|eor|><|sor|>This made me chuckle only because it doesn't affect me personally in this moment <|eor|><|sor|>lol sometimes Ill set my password to something like this:
WeJcFMQ/8+8QJ/w0hHh+0g==
That way if the website stores passwords in plaintext or someone breaks their hashing it still looks encrypted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,188 |
programmerhumor | manwhorunlikebear | ixunsbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ha, thats why all my tables are named by UUIDs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,157 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixucw8p | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hired.<|eor|><|sor|>Just watched a video about how vanilla JS is faster than any framework. It's time we do a rewrite.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,129 |
programmerhumor | LiteralPhilosopher | ixutbud | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hired.<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't think so, I legit googled bobby tables to check my syntax<|eoopr|><|sor|>Lol, why are you acting like use of Google isn't a constant thing among programmers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 905 |
programmerhumor | momal1 | ixupj2r | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You guys don't name your tables in lowercase?<|eor|><|sor|>How to protect against SQL injection: Name your tables in MoCkINGspoNgebObCAse<|eor|><|sor|>i just joined this community and love how the upvote buttons are <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | caboosetp | ixuya6s | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ha, thats why all my tables are named by UUIDs<|eor|><|sor|>This is the most painful thing I've read on this sub so far. Good job, Satan.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | BlazingBlastEZ | ixuuzu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You guys don't name your tables in lowercase?<|eor|><|sor|>How to protect against SQL injection: Name your tables in MoCkINGspoNgebObCAse<|eor|><|sor|>i just joined this community and love how the upvote buttons are <|eor|><|sor|>I just wish they were visible in dark mode sadge<|eor|><|soopr|>I didn't even know we had custom vote buttons beacause I always use dark mode<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | Squeaky-Fox49 | ixumwyu | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Bobby Tables strikes again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 693 |
programmerhumor | _meow4 | ixuugcb | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I intentionally add `[object Object]` just to mess with the devs that look at the free text field<|eor|><|sor|>Ive been doing this ever since I saw it on this sub a while ago. One time I got an email from some website that said [object Object] instead of my name and I honestly didnt know if it was a bug or if I entered it like that<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 637 |
programmerhumor | BlazingBlastEZ | ixvdufm | <|sols|><|sot|>Let's see if they sanitise their data<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/octkp8wb5a2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: don't just guess that they might have a users table. Use something like this:
`,\t"; DROP TABLE (SELECT top 1 table_name FROM information_schema ORDER BY update_time DESC);`<|eor|><|soopr|>Sorry I don't actually know sql but does that drop the most recently edited table?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 549 |
programmerhumor | tgs266 | czl2a1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,735 |
programmerhumor | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | eyz693q | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,315 |
programmerhumor | MuchBathroom | eyz6sq6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>What a waste of technology
Please reduce, reuse, recycle your missile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 920 |
programmerhumor | Dragonaax | eyz25mf | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You should have int instead float there"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | Bomaruto | eyz735v | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretend its autopilot code for your Kerbal Space Program ship.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 603 |
programmerhumor | texdroid | eyz60b7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"You should have int instead float there"<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want to crash an Ariane 5?
Because that's how you crash an Ariane 5.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | Korzag | eyzatrx | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>I've got to wonder what their real motivations were for allowing those memory leaks. Perhaps it was a time commitment thing and they decided that it'd be far easier to just have their hardware engineer slap on a new memory chip with more RAM than spending weeks of manpower hunting down memory leaks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | L0rdMathias | eyzcq6b | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't arriving at a position where it wasn't it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position where it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | mgrant8888 | eyzaet1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>System.out.println("target hit");
//they will never know<|eor|><|sor|>Who writes missile guidance software in Java?
std::cout << "Target hit!\n";
std::cout << "...\n";
std::cerr << "Apparently not.\n";<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | slaaxy | eyz9omb | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>What a waste of technology
Please reduce, reuse, recycle your missile<|eor|><|sor|>That's terrifying! But very responsible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | eyzc4fp | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>I've got to wonder what their real motivations were for allowing those memory leaks. Perhaps it was a time commitment thing and they decided that it'd be far easier to just have their hardware engineer slap on a new memory chip with more RAM than spending weeks of manpower hunting down memory leaks.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe it was more about Large amount of real time data processing and memory management was fucking with the timing of processing requirements.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 245 |
programmerhumor | Visticous | eyz65on | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If only that happened, it could have prevented the nuking of Hawaii... Every CS student could have done a better job there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | bluefootedpig | eyzf68j | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>What a waste of technology
Please reduce, reuse, recycle your missile<|eor|><|sor|>SpaceXwar will have recoverable missiles :)
Actually as the other person said, we can do it. It would just have smaller payloads and return. A drone with a dumb bomb basically.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | hopefulDecay | eyzep7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretend its autopilot code for your Kerbal Space Program ship.<|eor|><|sor|>What languages does ksp support?<|eor|><|sor|>there's a mod that uses a scripting language called "kOS" iirc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | misteryub | eyzc367 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Basically, when you want to use memory, for complex types, like strings, you need to reserve that memory. If you dont tell the computer youre done with it, itll keep reserving that memory until the program ends or crashes. This is called leaking memory.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | murfflemethis | eyzrej1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Marked as duplicate, see "[Memory leaks on missiles don't matter, so long as the missile explodes before too much leaks.](https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=comp.lang.ada/E9bNCvDQ12k/1tezW24ZxdAJ)<|eor|><|sor|>I've got to wonder what their real motivations were for allowing those memory leaks. Perhaps it was a time commitment thing and they decided that it'd be far easier to just have their hardware engineer slap on a new memory chip with more RAM than spending weeks of manpower hunting down memory leaks.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe it was more about Large amount of real time data processing and memory management was fucking with the timing of processing requirements.<|eor|><|sor|>I would think it was probably a bit of both.
> Say what? Just expanding the available RAM will help us meet execution time goals *and* avoid the overhead of optimizing/debugging/maintaining that code? And the cost is only a few dollars in parts and engineering work per $100k missile?
Sign me up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | kontekisuto | eyzdomh | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Pretend its autopilot code for your Kerbal Space Program ship.<|eor|><|sor|>What languages does ksp support?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | Semi-Hemi-Demigod | eyzavw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5l09pwkwzkk31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>System.out.println("target hit");
//they will never know<|eor|><|sor|>Who writes missile guidance software in Java?
std::cout << "Target hit!\n";
std::cout << "...\n";
std::cerr << "Apparently not.\n";<|eor|><|sor|>I knew a guy who worked for Sikorsky doing dev work on military helicopters.
He wrote Java.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Notalabel_4566 | 11amxda | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,713 |
programmerhumor | goldfishpaws | j9syqol | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,892 |
programmerhumor | Humongous_Schlong | j9sztwo | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dodged a bullet there, you probably don't want to work here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,979 |
programmerhumor | ItzCobaltboy | j9sz9mt | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,231 |
programmerhumor | ivanparas | j9t6qw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,583 |
programmerhumor | psioniclizard | j9taltp | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dodged a bullet there, you probably don't want to work here<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, a company that has a HR department but won't provide a laptop to a developer seems to be in a odd situation.
I'm not saying having a HR department is bad but for an early stage start up there are more important things. HR cab be provide via external services and they wouldn't be screening an interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,067 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | j9szkm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they can't afford to provide their employees with basic tools can they even afford to pay them? Or was this one of those "we're paying you with experience" type of internships?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,058 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | j9tnyt5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|sor|>I bet it's because they then want to install some remote monitoring shit that only works on macOS. On hardware that's not even theirs lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,021 |
programmerhumor | the-real-vuk | j9t49u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had 3 rounds of interviews with a company (phone, tech, HR), then called me that I do not have experience in X technology (some apache crap) so it's a no.
WTF dude, they knew that from day 1, why the 3 rounds of interviews? ...
(my suspicion is that I asked too high salary, but they were scared to tell me that as a reason or to negotiate)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 931 |
programmerhumor | hibernating-hobo | j9t652y | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had 3 rounds of interviews with a company (phone, tech, HR), then called me that I do not have experience in X technology (some apache crap) so it's a no.
WTF dude, they knew that from day 1, why the 3 rounds of interviews? ...
(my suspicion is that I asked too high salary, but they were scared to tell me that as a reason or to negotiate)<|eor|><|sor|>Or personality, when recruiting people, we will never say to someones face. Yeah you seem like an intolerable jerk, so nothanks
Sorry, your experience in random area isnt what we were looking for is more diplomatic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | Ay_carambaa | j9sy9a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>r/ChoosingBeggars<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | elveszett | j9tba7b | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dodged a bullet there, you probably don't want to work here<|eor|><|sor|>Yea, a company that has a HR department but won't provide a laptop to a developer seems to be in a odd situation.
I'm not saying having a HR department is bad but for an early stage start up there are more important things. HR cab be provide via external services and they wouldn't be screening an interview.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not like buying 8 laptops for your potential hires is such a big business expense. We are talking about $5k to $8k into the tools 8 employees need to do their job; in a position that pays well nonetheless.
Do you trust that employer that can't afford a $600 expense for your laptop to pay your $80+k salary without trying to scam you out of your money?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | YMK1234 | j9t28ui | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Heck I work in a very small company and even we have a handful of spares that we could lend to part timers/provisionary hires in a pinch. Simply because if some actual employees device breaks you can just replace it asap.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | elveszett | j9tb3d6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>If I apply for a job and the interviewer tells me that I'll have to pay for / use my own laptop because they can't afford to give me one, I'm running the fuck away. Not to make a statement, but rather because that's a huge red flag that the company will try to scam you out of your pay / compensation / whatever sooner or later. I mean, they can't pay for a laptop, they are not going to try to pay your salary or a business expense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | Desperate-Tomatillo7 | j9tugtt | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|sor|>I bet it's because they then want to install some remote monitoring shit that only works on macOS. On hardware that's not even theirs lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Or they want/need you to use xcode?<|eor|><|sor|>Xcode devs tend to have a Mac. I think the position was not even intended for Mac devs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | Glitch29 | j9ut7j1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|sor|>I bet it's because they then want to install some remote monitoring shit that only works on macOS. On hardware that's not even theirs lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be. But my money's on there being no technical reason beyond "we're using Macs here."
IMO, the whole setup screams clueless way louder than it screams nefarious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | M0nkeyDGarp | j9tarri | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had 3 rounds of interviews with a company (phone, tech, HR), then called me that I do not have experience in X technology (some apache crap) so it's a no.
WTF dude, they knew that from day 1, why the 3 rounds of interviews? ...
(my suspicion is that I asked too high salary, but they were scared to tell me that as a reason or to negotiate)<|eor|><|sor|>Or personality, when recruiting people, we will never say to someones face. Yeah you seem like an intolerable jerk, so nothanks
Sorry, your experience in random area isnt what we were looking for is more diplomatic.<|eor|><|sor|>Every recruiter I met was an intolerable jerk.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | ShareNorth3675 | j9tu14o | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, that's not going to be a big, real company with those attitudes and not being prepared to drop a few hundred bucks on basic IT<|eor|><|sor|>Or if u can't then you atleast got to be flexible with asking employees to make do with their stuff...<|eor|><|sor|>Bring your own hardware. No, not like that!<|eor|><|sor|>I bet it's because they then want to install some remote monitoring shit that only works on macOS. On hardware that's not even theirs lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Or they want/need you to use xcode?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | bigmacjames | j9tjjhk | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once aced my way through 4 interviews for an internship. It was an internship, the position was entry level. After the 4th interview they call me to tell me that I just didn't have enough experience for the position. Tech interview culture is bullshit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | laplongejr | j9t7yrv | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If they can't afford to provide their employees with basic tools can they even afford to pay them? Or was this one of those "we're paying you with experience" type of internships?<|eor|><|sor|>>If they can't afford to provide their employees with basic tools
Tbf it they only allow Macbooks, I kinda understand why they don't want to pay the bill...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Mousse8631 | j9sxuyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Read this and found it too funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qqrnmduja4ka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Jesus what an unbelievably shit company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | sunrise_apps | 11l3l9l | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,705 |
programmerhumor | arobie1992 | jba7xmn | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,713 |
programmerhumor | Kart0fffelAim | jbagk6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,018 |
programmerhumor | Agent_Seed | jbacctx | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>most of the internet *is* pictures of cats<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 547 |
programmerhumor | Ill_Yak_3231 | jba9jfb | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, coulb be a cat sitting there.. How do we know <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | Tigtor | jbb1pl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|sor|>Can a picture actually be "complete" without a cat? I say NO. Cats are like the weird accessory that complements every picture, they can even make pictures of england look like the sun is shining.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | fatrobin72 | jbadn8e | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, coulb be a cat sitting there.. How do we know <|eor|><|sor|>If it fits.. it sits<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | ManyFails1Win | jbaoni1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the word they were going for is "complete", because that kitty definitely compliments the image.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 209 |
programmerhumor | GrizzledFart | jbal48y | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>most of the internet *is* pictures of cats<|eor|><|sor|>There is something more popular on the internet<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, those are also cats.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent_Rent4594 | jbagtw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I say AI did a great job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | Kart0fffelAim | jbagel4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>most of the internet *is* pictures of cats<|eor|><|sor|>There is something more popular on the internet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | Epsilia | jbasuh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When AI gets too advanced, I'm really going to miss the super janky version of AI we have now. I used to love watching animations people made that went along with AI generated stories that were absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | FreeFortuna | jbbb6se | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, coulb be a cat sitting there.. How do we know <|eor|><|sor|>If it fits.. it sits<|eor|><|sor|>r/ifitfitsitsits
Edit: I don't remember the name of the big one.<|eor|><|sor|>I think the bigger one is: r/IfIFitsISits
Cuz cats have bad grammar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 82 |
programmerhumor | Markcelzin | jbb8ex8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean, it ain't wrong. Especially given its training data.<|eor|><|sor|>I agree, coulb be a cat sitting there.. How do we know <|eor|><|sor|>If it fits.. it sits<|eor|><|sor|>r/ifitfitsitsits
Edit: I don't remember the name of the big one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | uhavin | jbbua2g | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|sor|>Can a picture actually be "complete" without a cat? I say NO. Cats are like the weird accessory that complements every picture, they can even make pictures of england look like the sun is shining.<|eor|><|sor|>What about Turing complete?<|eor|><|sor|>You mean purring complete?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | DumbNBANephew | jbb8mg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Which Pokemon is this??
It's clearly an electrode it's a damn circle
It's...PIKACHU curled up in a ball
Sonofabitch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | turtleship_2006 | jbbqi9j | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When AI gets too advanced, I'm really going to miss the super janky version of AI we have now. I used to love watching animations people made that went along with AI generated stories that were absolutely hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>That's the fun part about open source AIs. You can use any version/fork you want. No one can stop you from using stable diffusion 1.0.
On a slightly related note, that's also one of the theoretical/potential dangers. No matter what happens, no one can stop you from using stable diffusion. It's a Pandora's box.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | Camelbeard | jbbmtdz | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|sor|>Can a picture actually be "complete" without a cat? I say NO. Cats are like the weird accessory that complements every picture, they can even make pictures of england look like the sun is shining.<|eor|><|sor|>What about Turing complete?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | XPGamingYT | jbaj42f | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>most of the internet *is* pictures of cats<|eor|><|sor|>There is something more popular on the internet<|eor|><|sor|>pictures of fake cats<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | a_random_chicken | jbblk0v | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You can complete every picture by drawing a cat<|eor|><|sor|>Can a picture actually be "complete" without a cat? I say NO. Cats are like the weird accessory that complements every picture, they can even make pictures of england look like the sun is shining.<|eor|><|sor|>What about DRAGONS? Can anything be truly complete without a dragon?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmerhumor | qinshihuang_420 | jbatmj2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Sometimes this happens...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n7x3fxo3ecma1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think the word they were going for is "complete", because that kitty definitely compliments the image.<|eor|><|sor|>The neural network also complemented the sandwich<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 27 |
programmerhumor | TheEngineersKitchen | iga9lb | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,710 |
programmerhumor | CurlSagan | g2sjxlh | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows:
Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,058 |
programmerhumor | PityUpvote | g2sq04z | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows:
Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|sor|>Add some business stuff and that's basically the entire plot to Silicon Valley.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 849 |
programmerhumor | stingjay | g2slldr | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dev asks Stack Overflow what the best way to solve the problem and save the world is.
Stack Overflow says the question is opinion based and locks it.
Humanity perishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find a thread with your exact problem, but the solved solution points to a broken link<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 532 |
programmerhumor | ozh | g2sz24v | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows:
Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|sor|>Add some business stuff and that's basically the entire plot to Silicon Valley.<|eor|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, we're fucked. They'll be arguing over the framework choice when doom knocks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 418 |
programmerhumor | idiomatic_sea | g2ta8jc | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows:
Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|sor|>Add some business stuff and that's basically the entire plot to Silicon Valley.<|eor|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, we're fucked. They'll be arguing over the framework choice when doom knocks<|eor|><|sor|>You are too optimistic. Before we argue about the framework we have to settle on a programming language.
We are doomed.<|eor|><|sor|>"The fuck are these tab indents, Carl?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 290 |
programmerhumor | Pradfanne | g2sfs5z | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> agile
adjective: **agile**
1. able to move quickly and easily.
​
That shit is anything but agile<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | youremomsoriginal | g2smr71 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dev asks Stack Overflow what the best way to solve the problem and save the world is.
Stack Overflow says the question is opinion based and locks it.
Humanity perishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find a thread with your exact problem, but the solved solution points to a broken link<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find the thread was marked as duplicate and locked.
There is no link provided to the duplicate thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | Zeroamer | g2t4e3o | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nahh...I prefer the magic green numbers floating on the screen next to the progress bar depicting exactly how close the evil hackers are to infiltrating the mainframe.<|eor|><|sor|>\*after 10 seconds of typing at 10842wpm\*
"I'm in."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | Kidiri90 | g2ti1ai | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, the procedure is as follows:
Restructure the project as a "game jam" and give everyone enough booze and nachos to hit the Ballmer peak. You'll get 5 years worth of development overnight. The next day, nobody will know how the code works, but it somehow it will have saved the world.<|eor|><|sor|>Add some business stuff and that's basically the entire plot to Silicon Valley.<|eor|><|sor|>In case of impending disaster that can only be saved by coders, we're fucked. They'll be arguing over the framework choice when doom knocks<|eor|><|sor|>You are too optimistic. Before we argue about the framework we have to settle on a programming language.
We are doomed.<|eor|><|sor|>"The fuck are these tab indents, Carl?!"<|eor|><|sor|>"Fucking spaces. Do I look like an animal, Jamal?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | hangfromthisone | g2slqno | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yesterday: I worked on the forgot my password popup
Today: save the fucking world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | House_of_ill_fame | g2snm7u | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dev asks Stack Overflow what the best way to solve the problem and save the world is.
Stack Overflow says the question is opinion based and locks it.
Humanity perishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find a thread with your exact problem, but the solved solution points to a broken link<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find the thread was marked as duplicate and locked.
There is no link provided to the duplicate thread<|eor|><|sor|>Or no one replies, the OP comes back and says they fixed it but won't say how, and it's locked<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | NeatNetwork | g2shfcg | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> agile
adjective: **agile**
1. able to move quickly and easily.
​
That shit is anything but agile<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, I've been told I did things incorrectly when I implemented a new urgent request mid sprint (all requests must go to product owner and things cannot be prioritized except once a week by the product owner).
Also I do bad things for not even requiring a ticket to be open for a bug or feature request if I can take care of it (a lot of work is less work to just do than to open and discuss).
That is one thing that amazes me, when people spend a lot more time arguing about whether it is worth it to spend the time to do something than it would take to just do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | IDontLikeBeingRight | g2sjus8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The irony is in a life or death situation I absolutely require strict documentation of the behaviour of the features I have to implement.
Ain't no way in shit I'm taking a 5 minute shouty client zoom call as a spec if someone could die from an edge case.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | greyz3n | g2srqwb | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Joe, we've had two standups about this issue and my programmers need time to actually develop the app!"
Joe: "I know man, I know. Management is all over us to make sure that when the guys get this solved we can show all the great work you guys are doing..."
*5 minutes later*
Joe still talking: "... so yea man, I get it. Let me know when you have time to sit down to discuss the timeline."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 110 |
programmerhumor | undermark5 | g2th970 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would be a must watch movie for programmers <|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dawdji20w4j51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dev asks Stack Overflow what the best way to solve the problem and save the world is.
Stack Overflow says the question is opinion based and locks it.
Humanity perishes.<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find a thread with your exact problem, but the solved solution points to a broken link<|eor|><|sor|>Or you find the thread was marked as duplicate and locked.
There is no link provided to the duplicate thread<|eor|><|sor|>Or no one replies, the OP comes back and says they fixed it but won't say how, and it's locked<|eor|><|sor|> "Who were you DenverCoder9? --- What did you see?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | Filb0 | p2x9ll | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,691 |
programmerhumor | Flopamp | h8nbl5t | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stupid Linux kernel devs not letting me do this one incredibly unsafe thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,635 |
programmerhumor | ShodoDeka | h8o8mmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an Engineer in Microsoft, I share this sentiment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,219 |
programmerhumor | mirageqt | h8np7nn | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bro how bad is teams though, randomly decides when it wants or doesn't want to send notifications.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 803 |
programmerhumor | jacksalssome | h8njv2e | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stupid Linux kernel devs not letting me do this one incredibly unsafe thing.<|eor|><|sor|> SELINUX=permissive
That should fix it, or if in doubt, just sudo it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | prattw | h8o9x1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun story. I worked for a company (early 2000s) who's product was centered around Microsoft's RRAS (Routing & Remote Access). We started getting reports of crashing and reboots (BSOD). Eventually grew to almost every customer and engineering didn't have a clue after two weeks. Convinced it was Microsoft, half the team flew out to Redmond.
On the second day in the lab, they find the issue. The "connected time" was an unsigned long. At the time Microsoft would resync the active clock with the bios close once an hour. If someone connected on that hour and the clock went negative, BSOD.
The kick in the balls was Microsoft admits they knew about this issue for two years and even had a hotfix for it. At the time the policy was they didn't release hotfixes unless the bug was reported enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 502 |
programmerhumor | Cyko42 | h8n5kx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's networking... Always networking.....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | Yuzumi | h8oltv8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an Engineer in Microsoft, I share this sentiment.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm currently working in Azure. Why?... Just.... Why?...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | fondista | h8njfp0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's networking... Always networking.....<|eor|><|sor|>Unless it's printers. Bloody printers are going to bring about the downfall of civilization.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | Filb0 | h8ogmq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun story. I worked for a company (early 2000s) who's product was centered around Microsoft's RRAS (Routing & Remote Access). We started getting reports of crashing and reboots (BSOD). Eventually grew to almost every customer and engineering didn't have a clue after two weeks. Convinced it was Microsoft, half the team flew out to Redmond.
On the second day in the lab, they find the issue. The "connected time" was an unsigned long. At the time Microsoft would resync the active clock with the bios close once an hour. If someone connected on that hour and the clock went negative, BSOD.
The kick in the balls was Microsoft admits they knew about this issue for two years and even had a hotfix for it. At the time the policy was they didn't release hotfixes unless the bug was reported enough.<|eor|><|soopr|>Wtf
Just wtf man<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | whosline07 | h8oq9q3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fun story. I worked for a company (early 2000s) who's product was centered around Microsoft's RRAS (Routing & Remote Access). We started getting reports of crashing and reboots (BSOD). Eventually grew to almost every customer and engineering didn't have a clue after two weeks. Convinced it was Microsoft, half the team flew out to Redmond.
On the second day in the lab, they find the issue. The "connected time" was an unsigned long. At the time Microsoft would resync the active clock with the bios close once an hour. If someone connected on that hour and the clock went negative, BSOD.
The kick in the balls was Microsoft admits they knew about this issue for two years and even had a hotfix for it. At the time the policy was they didn't release hotfixes unless the bug was reported enough.<|eor|><|sor|>
>At the time the policy was they didn't release hotfixes unless the bug was reported enough
Lololol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | _isNaN | h8oqrgi | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an Engineer in Microsoft, I share this sentiment.<|eor|><|sor|>Do you use Teams? This is something all our devs want to know. How can a SWE create a tool, that is so bad for developers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | Jmeyering | h8ncfvb | <|sols|><|sot|>Our policy at work - are we wrong, though?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7yv670yowg71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unpopular opinion: I've developed exclusively on Linux for the last 8 years...
Windows and WSL is pretty good now, and I'm honestly considering a change.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
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