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programmerhumor | nwash57 | frwxbqu | <|sols|><|sot|>Typescript gang<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8l61hkck5151.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Type coercion sucks, until you actually learn it. Then it's... okay. I'm not yet fluent enough to intuit it, but I am familiar enough to stop and think through the truth table without looking it up.<|eor|><|sor|>Imo it's pretty silly in an enterprise environment.
You can't guarantee and shouldn't assume that your teammates have/will have a good understanding of type coercion. My company uses TS since it's so much more analogous to the C# we use in the backend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | fghjconner | frwtexs | <|sols|><|sot|>Typescript gang<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8l61hkck5151.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>List me some inconsistencies, I'm a javascript dev<|eor|><|sor|>array sort converts to string in the default compare function<|eor|><|sor|> [1, 2, 3, 10].sort()
Array(4) [ 1, 10, 2, 3 ]
Fucking hell<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | temperamentalfish | frx0uzg | <|sols|><|sot|>Typescript gang<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k8l61hkck5151.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>People always come out from underneath rocks, behind shelves, crawling through the windows to defend Javascript and say that it m*akes sense* and *here's 57 pages of documentation*. The point they miss is that no one is saying Javascript behaves erratically, or that there's no inner logic behind its decisions. We're saying the inner logic is stupid and the behavior is dumb and no well-designed language should behave like that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | LargeDisplay1080 | xzdyll | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,325 |
programmerhumor | vodkanips | irlunk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ticket left on backlog for 20,000 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,294 |
programmerhumor | derkuhlekurt | irmf0hw | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ticket left on backlog for 20,000 years<|eor|><|sor|>Some data-archelogist will find this problem and a couple conspiracy guys will reason that the only explaination for this is that "Those ancient programmers knew more and the world will end at exactly this date".
Its the modern version of the Maya calendar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,904 |
programmerhumor | glieseg | irlstdk | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Y30K bug will be the end of computing as we know it<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Y2K. Back at New year's in 1999, we were celebrating with our neighbor who was a scientist at ESA (European Space Agency, he worked on the James Webb Space Telescope even back then and wrote several articles about it, really smart guy).
Midnight nears and we start counting down. 3.. 2.. 1.. *poof* power is suddenly gone and our neighbor yells "Those idiots! It actually happened?! How could this happen?!"
Then we can hear my mom laughing in the background, she had snuck off and flipped the main circuit breaker for the house. Absolutely best practical joke she, or anyone, has ever made that I've experienced.
We still laugh about this 2 decades later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 790 |
programmerhumor | frikilinux2 | irltj7l | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gotta get past Y2038 first.<|eor|><|soopr|>What Windows version will that be?<|eoopr|><|sor|>As far as I know, there isn't a Windows version affected although some applications could be affected. It's a bug in UNIX based systems which is almost every OS that is not Windows. If they haven't correct already Android phones, iOS phones, MacOS X laptops, Linux laptops, and the vast majority of the internet infrastructure is affected. In the year 2038 we could have what it was feared in the year 2000.
Edit: since a lot of you are pointing this out it appears the Linux kernel fixed this around 2018 and apple fixed a couple years before that. Most popular software has already fixed. Not sure if Android fixed this but given the lifespan of an Android phone they still have a decade before it's a concern if they haven't fixed already.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 766 |
programmerhumor | ManWithDominantClaw | irlrgei | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Y30K bug will be the end of computing as we know it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | BurnThisInAMonth | irmkcyj | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ticket left on backlog for 20,000 years<|eor|><|sor|>Some data-archelogist will find this problem and a couple conspiracy guys will reason that the only explaination for this is that "Those ancient programmers knew more and the world will end at exactly this date".
Its the modern version of the Maya calendar<|eor|><|sor|>Depressing that, knowing humanity, the outlook you described is the **best possible scenario**
The only other option is extinction.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | RobDickinson | irlus8t | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Ready the warp drive hyper worm hole quasar laser, its our last line of defense!"
"Engaging in 3..2... oh sir what is 'invalid system time'?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 468 |
programmerhumor | LargeDisplay1080 | irlstf1 | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gotta get past Y2038 first.<|eor|><|soopr|>What Windows version will that be?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 444 |
programmerhumor | HauntingHarmony | irmdu6s | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gotta get past Y2038 first.<|eor|><|soopr|>What Windows version will that be?<|eoopr|><|sor|>As far as I know, there isn't a Windows version affected although some applications could be affected. It's a bug in UNIX based systems which is almost every OS that is not Windows. If they haven't correct already Android phones, iOS phones, MacOS X laptops, Linux laptops, and the vast majority of the internet infrastructure is affected. In the year 2038 we could have what it was feared in the year 2000.
Edit: since a lot of you are pointing this out it appears the Linux kernel fixed this around 2018 and apple fixed a couple years before that. Most popular software has already fixed. Not sure if Android fixed this but given the lifespan of an Android phone they still have a decade before it's a concern if they haven't fixed already.<|eor|><|sor|>Fortunately, most Unix-likes have updated to use 64-bit time now.<|eor|><|sor|>> Fortunately, most Unix-likes have updated to use 64-bit time now.
to be fair, they havent really fixed the problem. only postponed it for another 292 billion years, but i guess that will do for now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | BBQGiraffe_ | irlwpz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gotta get past Y2038 first.<|eor|><|soopr|>What Windows version will that be?<|eoopr|><|sor|>As far as I know, there isn't a Windows version affected although some applications could be affected. It's a bug in UNIX based systems which is almost every OS that is not Windows. If they haven't correct already Android phones, iOS phones, MacOS X laptops, Linux laptops, and the vast majority of the internet infrastructure is affected. In the year 2038 we could have what it was feared in the year 2000.
Edit: since a lot of you are pointing this out it appears the Linux kernel fixed this around 2018 and apple fixed a couple years before that. Most popular software has already fixed. Not sure if Android fixed this but given the lifespan of an Android phone they still have a decade before it's a concern if they haven't fixed already.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot to mention this is only for old versions of the 32 bit Linux kernel, it now goes up to almost 300 billion years, this will be a relatively small issue assuming there aren't vital systems that will still be running a by then 20+ year old very easy to update 32 bit version of the kernel- ah fuck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | Bitey_the_Squirrel | irmkyg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ticket left on backlog for 20,000 years<|eor|><|sor|>Some data-archelogist will find this problem and a couple conspiracy guys will reason that the only explaination for this is that "Those ancient programmers knew more and the world will end at exactly this date".
Its the modern version of the Maya calendar<|eor|><|sor|>Depressing that, knowing humanity, the outlook you described is the **best possible scenario**
The only other option is extinction.<|eor|><|sor|>Word. We excel at that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 289 |
programmerhumor | dmeagher101 | irlwaaz | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gotta get past Y2038 first.<|eor|><|soopr|>What Windows version will that be?<|eoopr|><|sor|>As far as I know, there isn't a Windows version affected although some applications could be affected. It's a bug in UNIX based systems which is almost every OS that is not Windows. If they haven't correct already Android phones, iOS phones, MacOS X laptops, Linux laptops, and the vast majority of the internet infrastructure is affected. In the year 2038 we could have what it was feared in the year 2000.
Edit: since a lot of you are pointing this out it appears the Linux kernel fixed this around 2018 and apple fixed a couple years before that. Most popular software has already fixed. Not sure if Android fixed this but given the lifespan of an Android phone they still have a decade before it's a concern if they haven't fixed already.<|eor|><|sor|>Fortunately, most Unix-likes have updated to use 64-bit time now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | Benutzername | irlvhrp | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If people are still running Windows in 30k, we got much bigger problems<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | mateoskrrt | irlwz0c | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>thats my 28,824th birthday!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | ManWithDominantClaw | irltoft | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Y30K bug will be the end of computing as we know it<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Y2K. Back at New year's in 1999, we were celebrating with our neighbor who was a scientist at ESA (European Space Agency, he worked on the James Webb Space Telescope even back then and wrote several articles about it, really smart guy).
Midnight nears and we start counting down. 3.. 2.. 1.. *poof* power is suddenly gone and our neighbor yells "Those idiots! It actually happened?! How could this happen?!"
Then we can hear my mom laughing in the background, she had snuck off and flipped the main circuit breaker for the house. Absolutely best practical joke she, or anyone, has ever made that I've experienced.
We still laugh about this 2 decades later.<|eor|><|sor|>Haha your mum rocks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | Adkit | irmldip | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ticket left on backlog for 20,000 years<|eor|><|sor|>Some data-archelogist will find this problem and a couple conspiracy guys will reason that the only explaination for this is that "Those ancient programmers knew more and the world will end at exactly this date".
Its the modern version of the Maya calendar<|eor|><|sor|>Depressing that, knowing humanity, the outlook you described is the **best possible scenario**
The only other option is extinction.<|eor|><|sor|>Word. We excel at that.<|eor|><|sor|>That's a real power point you made there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Cone83 | irlzatp | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Gotta get past Y2038 first.<|eor|><|soopr|>What Windows version will that be?<|eoopr|><|sor|>As far as I know, there isn't a Windows version affected although some applications could be affected. It's a bug in UNIX based systems which is almost every OS that is not Windows. If they haven't correct already Android phones, iOS phones, MacOS X laptops, Linux laptops, and the vast majority of the internet infrastructure is affected. In the year 2038 we could have what it was feared in the year 2000.
Edit: since a lot of you are pointing this out it appears the Linux kernel fixed this around 2018 and apple fixed a couple years before that. Most popular software has already fixed. Not sure if Android fixed this but given the lifespan of an Android phone they still have a decade before it's a concern if they haven't fixed already.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot to mention this is only for old versions of the 32 bit Linux kernel, it now goes up to almost 300 billion years, this will be a relatively small issue assuming there aren't vital systems that will still be running a by then 20+ year old very easy to update 32 bit version of the kernel- ah fuck<|eor|><|sor|>Nope, kernel doesn't matter if the application software uses the 32-bit time API, or if they make a call to the 64-bit API but store the result in a 32-bit variable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | GammaRed3 | irlt6fi | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> From my own code:
/*GMT Thu Sep 01 2022 06:00:00 GMT+0000*/
RKEpoch = 1662012000
/* 32bit records will roll over at */
/* GMT: Wednesday, March 16, 2242 12:56:32 PM */
/* So we need to remember to upgrade this in 220 years ;) */<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | glieseg | irltsch | <|sols|><|sot|>this will wait for tomorrow<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k5sbsr4czps91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The Y30K bug will be the end of computing as we know it<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of Y2K. Back at New year's in 1999, we were celebrating with our neighbor who was a scientist at ESA (European Space Agency, he worked on the James Webb Space Telescope even back then and wrote several articles about it, really smart guy).
Midnight nears and we start counting down. 3.. 2.. 1.. *poof* power is suddenly gone and our neighbor yells "Those idiots! It actually happened?! How could this happen?!"
Then we can hear my mom laughing in the background, she had snuck off and flipped the main circuit breaker for the house. Absolutely best practical joke she, or anyone, has ever made that I've experienced.
We still laugh about this 2 decades later.<|eor|><|sor|>Haha your mum rocks<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah that was absolutely amazing. Especially because she never makes practical jokes, this is the only one I've ever experienced, no one suspected a thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | TurnItOffAndBackOnXD | tb2l80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,323 |
programmerhumor | Oreki-H | i04pkjl | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im only just starting to touch JavaScript. Whats wrong with it?<|eor|><|sor|>Just continue. This sub likes to bash on programming languages, e.g. php old, python slow or javascript weird.
The reason why some people say JS is bad is because its a loosely typed language. That means that JS doesnt throw an exception when for example trying shit like []+{} and then JS behaves weird and inconsistent.
Unless you have no idea what you are doing, you wont run into any issues. And if you still dont like it, use Typescript. Its widely loved by the JS community and is basically JS with type definitions.
EDIT: typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,974 |
programmerhumor | mianori | i04kuav | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The amount of people who never learned how to use JavaScript properly and want to blame their shitcode on the language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,718 |
programmerhumor | golgol12 | i052mnd | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Malbolge<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't know, Malbolge uses principles of cryptography in its syntax to prevent people from writing code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,503 |
programmerhumor | Dani_IT25 | i04vwe1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Prolog.
Not because its particularly difficult, but because they will be so confused when introduced to an imperative language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,351 |
programmerhumor | DepressedCirilaron | i04lrbo | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Malbolge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,279 |
programmerhumor | mini_market | i04qgl7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started with C in college. Half of the class was majoring in other than CS. Everyone hated it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,094 |
programmerhumor | throckmeisterz | i0582w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im only just starting to touch JavaScript. Whats wrong with it?<|eor|><|sor|>Just continue. This sub likes to bash on programming languages, e.g. php old, python slow or javascript weird.
The reason why some people say JS is bad is because its a loosely typed language. That means that JS doesnt throw an exception when for example trying shit like []+{} and then JS behaves weird and inconsistent.
Unless you have no idea what you are doing, you wont run into any issues. And if you still dont like it, use Typescript. Its widely loved by the JS community and is basically JS with type definitions.
EDIT: typo<|eor|><|sor|>Like 90% of this sub is first year CS students who have never coded anything other than their class assignments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,066 |
programmerhumor | thelehmanlip | i0565rl | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Malbolge<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't know, Malbolge uses principles of cryptography in its syntax to prevent people from writing code.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay. Next question. Why?!<|eor|><|sor|>It's intentionally designed to be as hard to write code in as possible. Basically it's a joke.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 980 |
programmerhumor | A-Disgruntled-Snail | i04moc4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im only just starting to touch JavaScript. Whats wrong with it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 784 |
programmerhumor | repocin | i05ifau | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Malbolge<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't know, Malbolge uses principles of cryptography in its syntax to prevent people from writing code.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay. Next question. Why?!<|eor|><|sor|>It's intentionally designed to be as hard to write code in as possible. Basically it's a joke.<|eor|><|sor|>So like Brainfuck but worse?<|eor|><|sor|>Brainfuck is perfectly understandable and a fun exercise for the brain. Malbogle is named after the eight circle of hell in Dante's Inferno.
[It took two years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge#Programming_in_Malbolge) for the first Malbolge program to appear and it wasn't even written by a human.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | Uri-_- | i04ufsq | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>8086 Assembly, the teacher taught me and my classmates in 10th grade<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 678 |
programmerhumor | Terrafire123 | i055y75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Malbolge<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't know, Malbolge uses principles of cryptography in its syntax to prevent people from writing code.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay. Next question. Why?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 658 |
programmerhumor | jjrosey | i04y944 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>In my intro to C class in undergrad the professor taught every lecture using C++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 650 |
programmerhumor | Does_Not-Matter | i05kvva | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Malbolge<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't know, Malbolge uses principles of cryptography in its syntax to prevent people from writing code.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay. Next question. Why?!<|eor|><|sor|>It's intentionally designed to be as hard to write code in as possible. Basically it's a joke.<|eor|><|sor|>So like Brainfuck but worse?<|eor|><|sor|>Brainfuck is perfectly understandable and a fun exercise for the brain. Malbogle is named after the eight circle of hell in Dante's Inferno.
[It took two years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge#Programming_in_Malbolge) for the first Malbolge program to appear and it wasn't even written by a human.<|eor|><|sor|>>the author himself has never written a program
This is the best<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | Hallwart | i04hakg | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Using IE6<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 517 |
programmerhumor | Orthodox-Waffle | i05m1v2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Malbolge<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't know, Malbolge uses principles of cryptography in its syntax to prevent people from writing code.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay. Next question. Why?!<|eor|><|sor|>It's intentionally designed to be as hard to write code in as possible. Basically it's a joke.<|eor|><|sor|>So like Brainfuck but worse?<|eor|><|sor|>Brainfuck is perfectly understandable and a fun exercise for the brain. Malbogle is named after the eight circle of hell in Dante's Inferno.
[It took two years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge#Programming_in_Malbolge) for the first Malbolge program to appear and it wasn't even written by a human.<|eor|><|sor|>>the author himself has never written a program
This is the best<|eor|><|sor|>No, this is the best part:
>Olmstead ***believed*** Malbolge to be a linear bounded automaton
Olmstead, the guy who made Malbolge apparently isn't even sure what the fuck he made<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | Randvek | i04wwgu | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started with C in college. Half of the class was majoring in other than CS. Everyone hated it.<|eor|><|sor|>I actually had a semester of assembly. In comparison, C was incredibly simple.<|eor|><|sor|>I dont think thats unusual.
I liked my Assembly class, actually.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 387 |
programmerhumor | Torakaa | i0564l3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I started with C in college. Half of the class was majoring in other than CS. Everyone hated it.<|eor|><|sor|>I actually had a semester of assembly. In comparison, C was incredibly simple.<|eor|><|sor|>I dont think thats unusual.
I liked my Assembly class, actually.<|eor|><|sor|>In Assembly, you have to do everything yourself.
In C, the same holds but there are random pitfalls and the compiler pretends like it's trying to be helpful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | hypnotic-hippo | i05mmdc | <|sols|><|sot|>Whats the worst programming language for beginners?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/a0ffhacw2lm81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Malbolge<|eor|><|sor|>For those who don't know, Malbolge uses principles of cryptography in its syntax to prevent people from writing code.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay. Next question. Why?!<|eor|><|sor|>It's intentionally designed to be as hard to write code in as possible. Basically it's a joke.<|eor|><|sor|>So like Brainfuck but worse?<|eor|><|sor|>Brainfuck is perfectly understandable and a fun exercise for the brain. Malbogle is named after the eight circle of hell in Dante's Inferno.
[It took two years](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malbolge#Programming_in_Malbolge) for the first Malbolge program to appear and it wasn't even written by a human.<|eor|><|sor|>>the author himself has never written a program
This is the best<|eor|><|sor|>> The standard interpreter and the official specification do not match perfectly. One difference is that the compiler stops execution with data outside the 33126 range. Although this was initially considered a bug in the compiler, Ben Olmstead stated that it was intended and there was in fact "a bug in the specification".
What a madlad<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
programmerhumor | OnYerRoof | znxzud | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,313 |
programmerhumor | Polikonomist | j0jtroc | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most realistic fantasy settings would have magic used not for making fantastical melee weapons or predicting the chosen one but rather for porn, cat videos and arguing about obscure, inconsequential topics with people on the other side of the planet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,209 |
programmerhumor | Atthetop567 | j0k8oai | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't silicon one of the most common element on earth?<|eor|><|sor|>Second most common after people who have fucked your mom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,151 |
programmerhumor | arcosapphire | j0k7b6f | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most realistic fantasy settings would have magic used not for making fantastical melee weapons or predicting the chosen one but rather for porn, cat videos and arguing about obscure, inconsequential topics with people on the other side of the planet.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL Discworld was the most realistic fantasy setting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 988 |
programmerhumor | dicemonger | j0kjtp4 | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We use mystic incantations to produce our effects. Constructing a specific formula can take weeks, months or years. We delve into ancient texts looking for answers, or incorporate the incantations of others (called "libraries") into our spells to reduce the work. Any errant comma or mispronunciation can ruin the spell; making it worthless or in unlucky cases can cause great calamity.
Many different styles of incantations are used, each with its own mystical name; javascript, python, cobol, seasharp. Though one practitioner may learn many styles, some will dogmatically pursue only one, and ferociously defend its superiority. Though in their focused pursuit they may learn many secrets that the jack of all trades do not.
Our spells are mostly used for three types of effects:
**Thaumaturgy:** Which animates golems and make them mindlessly do our bidding and work. Thaumaturgists are in high demand among the merchant classes, but few programmers learn this trade.
**Divination:** Taking the unordered chaos of our world, and deriving knowledge from it. Used in universities and other institutions of learning.
**Illusions:** Creating pictures and sound. Both for the entertainment of the masses, but also as a medium to convey the teaching of divination, or allow the uninitiated to control the golems created by the thaumaturgists.
Underlying these arts are the two fundamental schools:
**Arcanovists:** Dealing the in storage and acquisition of knowledge, taking the raw lightning of the working spell and distilling it into a storable medium. Though some might regard their work as basic, it is nonetheless essential to the work of both diviners and illusionists, and a skilled arcanovist can perform acts of data acquisition that a wielder of the "more sophisticated" arts can barely fathom.
**Runesmiths:** Which forge the arcane constructs upon which all other schools craft their magics. They invoke their runes of s and s upon the very fundations laid by the lightning stones. Some runesmiths delve into the fields of Thaumaturgy, Divination or Illusion, applying their runes directly for the end goal, and create artifacts of supreme elegance and beauty, their names spoken in hushed tones by all that learn of their nature.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 929 |
programmerhumor | TheSentientMeatbag | j0jwmcn | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 737 |
programmerhumor | Zammin | j0kr6yq | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most realistic fantasy settings would have magic used not for making fantastical melee weapons or predicting the chosen one but rather for porn, cat videos and arguing about obscure, inconsequential topics with people on the other side of the planet.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL Discworld was the most realistic fantasy setting<|eor|><|sor|>In a lot of ways it was. The magic was fantastical, but the people were just people in all their glory and mundanity. Hence why most folks (especially the witches and wizards) realized magic was often more trouble than it's worth and most of the brightest young wizards ended up spending night after night trying to teach the university's magitech computer to sing dirty songs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 538 |
programmerhumor | MayorAg | j0k6ule | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't silicon one of the most common element on earth?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
programmerhumor | laplongejr | j0kjo5i | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke<|eor|><|sor|>Corrolary : any sufficiently studied magic is indistinguishable from technology.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | Osbios | j0kl3o0 | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
- Arthur C. Clarke<|eor|><|sor|>Corrolary : any sufficiently studied magic is indistinguishable from technology.<|eor|><|sor|>You're A Full-Stack Developer Harry!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | Yellow_Triangle | j0knzm7 | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We use mystic incantations to produce our effects. Constructing a specific formula can take weeks, months or years. We delve into ancient texts looking for answers, or incorporate the incantations of others (called "libraries") into our spells to reduce the work. Any errant comma or mispronunciation can ruin the spell; making it worthless or in unlucky cases can cause great calamity.
Many different styles of incantations are used, each with its own mystical name; javascript, python, cobol, seasharp. Though one practitioner may learn many styles, some will dogmatically pursue only one, and ferociously defend its superiority. Though in their focused pursuit they may learn many secrets that the jack of all trades do not.
Our spells are mostly used for three types of effects:
**Thaumaturgy:** Which animates golems and make them mindlessly do our bidding and work. Thaumaturgists are in high demand among the merchant classes, but few programmers learn this trade.
**Divination:** Taking the unordered chaos of our world, and deriving knowledge from it. Used in universities and other institutions of learning.
**Illusions:** Creating pictures and sound. Both for the entertainment of the masses, but also as a medium to convey the teaching of divination, or allow the uninitiated to control the golems created by the thaumaturgists.
Underlying these arts are the two fundamental schools:
**Arcanovists:** Dealing the in storage and acquisition of knowledge, taking the raw lightning of the working spell and distilling it into a storable medium. Though some might regard their work as basic, it is nonetheless essential to the work of both diviners and illusionists, and a skilled arcanovist can perform acts of data acquisition that a wielder of the "more sophisticated" arts can barely fathom.
**Runesmiths:** Which forge the arcane constructs upon which all other schools craft their magics. They invoke their runes of s and s upon the very fundations laid by the lightning stones. Some runesmiths delve into the fields of Thaumaturgy, Divination or Illusion, applying their runes directly for the end goal, and create artifacts of supreme elegance and beauty, their names spoken in hushed tones by all that learn of their nature.<|eor|><|sor|>Okay, now continue your world building on r/WritingPrompts and forge a story in it as well :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | Speedthrift13 | j0kgj93 | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't silicon one of the most common element on earth?<|eor|><|sor|>Second most common after people who have fucked your mom<|eor|><|sor|>damn dude<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | PonyDro1d | j0ksa0j | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most realistic fantasy settings would have magic used not for making fantastical melee weapons or predicting the chosen one but rather for porn, cat videos and arguing about obscure, inconsequential topics with people on the other side of the planet.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL Discworld was the most realistic fantasy setting<|eor|><|sor|>In a lot of ways it was. The magic was fantastical, but the people were just people in all their glory and mundanity. Hence why most folks (especially the witches and wizards) realized magic was often more trouble than it's worth and most of the brightest young wizards ended up spending night after night trying to teach the university's magitech computer to sing dirty songs.<|eor|><|sor|>I should start to read over the holidays.
Sounds fascinating.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | DARK_IN_HERE_ISNT_IT | j0ktu00 | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most realistic fantasy settings would have magic used not for making fantastical melee weapons or predicting the chosen one but rather for porn, cat videos and arguing about obscure, inconsequential topics with people on the other side of the planet.<|eor|><|sor|>TIL Discworld was the most realistic fantasy setting<|eor|><|sor|>In a lot of ways it was. The magic was fantastical, but the people were just people in all their glory and mundanity. Hence why most folks (especially the witches and wizards) realized magic was often more trouble than it's worth and most of the brightest young wizards ended up spending night after night trying to teach the university's magitech computer to sing dirty songs.<|eor|><|sor|>I should start to read over the holidays.
Sounds fascinating.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd recommend starting with Hogfather! It's many peoples favourite book, its holiday themed, and it features an appearance of said magitech computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Rai-Hanzo | j0kbdy7 | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most realistic fantasy settings would have magic used not for making fantastical melee weapons or predicting the chosen one but rather for porn, cat videos and arguing about obscure, inconsequential topics with people on the other side of the planet.<|eor|><|sor|>No, the most realistic would be for both, one side develops methods of mass destruction or the ability to fly, and the other to make dreams in which you can live your porn fantasies or tool to enhance sex.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | Pyrezz | j0knu1y | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't silicon one of the most common element on earth?<|eor|><|sor|>Second most common after people who have fucked your mom<|eor|><|sor|>hilariously uncalled for<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | HeKis4 | j0khln8 | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't silicon one of the most common element on earth?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but you need single-crystal silicon to make electronics: you see the wafers, these big circular slabs with dozens/hundreds of chips on them that aren't yet cut and packaged ? These are made of a single crystal, and in nature the crystals you fond are nowhere near that size, nowhere near that order of magnitude even.
Edit: to clarify, we don't just go through big amounts of silicon just to find big crystals, we start from sand and refine it to reach 99.9999% silicon, melt it down and crystallize it into big crystals that we slice down to wafer size.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | arcosapphire | j0k7fhp | <|sols|><|sot|>WarlockHumor<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8zt1tyylff6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't silicon one of the most common element on earth?<|eor|><|sor|>Silicon in general, yes. [However](https://en.wikichip.org/wiki/electronic-grade_silicon).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | officialATEC | 70nwau | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,294 |
programmerhumor | Enlogen | dn4lw9o | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Or you need to do something more complex than write 140 characters and share them with your friends](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0d/5f/6d/0d5f6d1097be85783d0b0285cb3a3946.jpg)
I really hate that saying. All user interfaces need to be explained; the only reason people can pretend that UIs are ever 'intuitive' is because they design something exactly the same as a UI that people are already familiar with.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,789 |
programmerhumor | liarandathief | dn4m9yg | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only intuitive UI is a nipple.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,382 |
programmerhumor | LeiterHaus | dn4s3ri | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Or you need to do something more complex than write 140 characters and share them with your friends](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0d/5f/6d/0d5f6d1097be85783d0b0285cb3a3946.jpg)
I really hate that saying. All user interfaces need to be explained; the only reason people can pretend that UIs are ever 'intuitive' is because they design something exactly the same as a UI that people are already familiar with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna get grief for this, but Apple's UI is more difficult to me because it's not what I'm used to.
Edit: spelling <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 853 |
programmerhumor | clayshoaf | dn4s808 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Or you need to do something more complex than write 140 characters and share them with your friends](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0d/5f/6d/0d5f6d1097be85783d0b0285cb3a3946.jpg)
I really hate that saying. All user interfaces need to be explained; the only reason people can pretend that UIs are ever 'intuitive' is because they design something exactly the same as a UI that people are already familiar with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna get grief for this, but Apple's UI is more difficult to me because it's not what I'm used to.
Edit: spelling <|eor|><|sor|>I hate using a mac. The way the folder hierarchy is set up is infuriating to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 715 |
programmerhumor | Thatwasmint | dn4so0f | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Or you need to do something more complex than write 140 characters and share them with your friends](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0d/5f/6d/0d5f6d1097be85783d0b0285cb3a3946.jpg)
I really hate that saying. All user interfaces need to be explained; the only reason people can pretend that UIs are ever 'intuitive' is because they design something exactly the same as a UI that people are already familiar with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna get grief for this, but Apple's UI is more difficult to me because it's not what I'm used to.
Edit: spelling <|eor|><|sor|>I hate using a mac. The way the folder hierarchy is set up is infuriating to me.<|eor|><|sor|>They don't have folder hierarchy, silly people, accessing files is only for advanced users. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 687 |
programmerhumor | Maniacal_Cactus | dn4n2i5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Get it? It's funny because when you have to explain a joke it implies that the joke is bad and therefore difficult to understand. It then compares this to a user interface which should be intuitive and easy to get. It uses this comparison to establish humor, making it funny.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 379 |
programmerhumor | Chumbolex | dn4ryw6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only intuitive UI is a nipple.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen some women learn to breastfeed because the baby wouldn't latch on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | RedSquaree | dn4q80b | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>Buff guy finds excuse to post pic of himself. More at 11. <|eor|><|sor|>You're allowed to go to the gym too. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | Litmus2336 | dn4t0ys | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Or you need to do something more complex than write 140 characters and share them with your friends](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0d/5f/6d/0d5f6d1097be85783d0b0285cb3a3946.jpg)
I really hate that saying. All user interfaces need to be explained; the only reason people can pretend that UIs are ever 'intuitive' is because they design something exactly the same as a UI that people are already familiar with.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm gonna get grief for this, but Apple's UI is more difficult to me because it's not what I'm used to.
Edit: spelling <|eor|><|sor|>I hate using a mac. The way the folder hierarchy is set up is infuriating to me.<|eor|><|sor|>They don't have folder hierarchy, silly people, accessing files is only for advanced users. <|eor|><|sor|>I mean, they just try to obfuscate it in the most infuriating way possible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | dimsuz | dn53ep4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, all my UI's are jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect no one is laughing when using them though... ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | briguytrading | dn50cmk | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The only intuitive UI is a nipple.<|eor|><|sor|>I've seen some women learn to breastfeed because the baby wouldn't latch on<|eor|><|sor|>Tell me more about this hobby of yours<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | sizl | dn4p6fe | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get it.<|eor|><|sor|>Buff guy finds excuse to post pic of himself. More at 11. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | sirneuman | dn587x3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I agree, all my UI's are jokes.<|eor|><|sor|>I suspect no one is laughing when using them though... ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Just like my jokes :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | carsncode | dn4ws41 | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you're telling it to the wrong audience.<|eor|><|sor|>Boom. This should be on that poster.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | elpfen | dn4saef | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Or you need to do something more complex than write 140 characters and share them with your friends](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0d/5f/6d/0d5f6d1097be85783d0b0285cb3a3946.jpg)
I really hate that saying. All user interfaces need to be explained; the only reason people can pretend that UIs are ever 'intuitive' is because they design something exactly the same as a UI that people are already familiar with.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly. As another example, Vim has an incredible user interface and has to be learned over many hours before becoming very intuitive. The iPhone has an incredible user interface and can be used effectively with very little time. There's a tradeoff of depth and accessibility and good UI design knows where to balance for a given application. Vim would be impotent with the immediacy of IOS. IOS would be impossible with the depth of Vim.
Designers should be conscious of how much time a user is going to spend with their interface. Investment should be rewarded but not always necessary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | wot_in_ternation | dn5amsp | <|sols|><|sot|>Interfaces... (X-post from /r/funny)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/h2fw2921igmz.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Or you're telling it to the wrong audience.<|eor|><|sor|>Always assume the users are idiots. Regardless of how smart they actually are. I learned that one REAL quick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | -NiMa- | uxfor6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,302 |
programmerhumor | mihibo5 | i9xgu7l | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>So this is what spaghetti code is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,178 |
programmerhumor | jadams2345 | i9xou1l | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>Visual or not, bad programmers will create shitty code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,350 |
programmerhumor | MaZeChpatCha | i9xbacl | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>What the fuckity fucking fuck am I trying to understand?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,623 |
programmerhumor | -NiMa- | i9xbs6y | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>What the fuckity fucking fuck am I trying to understand?!<|eor|><|soopr|>Welcome to Unreal Engine Blueprints. If you want to see more of this horror show please visit [https://blueprintsfromhell.tumblr.com/](https://blueprintsfromhell.tumblr.com/)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,381 |
programmerhumor | atomic_redneck | i9xl79i | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything old is new [again](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/IBM402plugboard.Shrigley.wireside.jpg/440px-IBM402plugboard.Shrigley.wireside.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,112 |
programmerhumor | Able-Tip240 | i9xml67 | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>What the fuckity fucking fuck am I trying to understand?!<|eor|><|soopr|>Welcome to Unreal Engine Blueprints. If you want to see more of this horror show please visit [https://blueprintsfromhell.tumblr.com/](https://blueprintsfromhell.tumblr.com/)<|eoopr|><|sor|>To be fair this is like those coders that have 10000 line methods rather than breaking it up. You can break visual coding into functions and make it more clean a lot of the time also.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 894 |
programmerhumor | TedDallas | i9xtizw | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe if we did visual programming in 3d instead of 2d?
Gun cocks.
Or maybe that is also a bad idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 739 |
programmerhumor | Amazing_Carry42069 | i9xp5ee | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>Visual or not, bad programmers will create shitty code<|eor|><|sor|>This is the truth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 630 |
programmerhumor | sonya_numo | i9xh7av | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>I do visual programming but if anyone of my devs use more then 10 in one file i kill them.
today i lost 2 developers but it was worth it
visual languages run on the blood and tears of previous devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 626 |
programmerhumor | -guccibanana- | i9xnw2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>So this is what spaghetti code is.<|eor|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | Stecco_ | i9yv8hr | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>So this is what spaghetti code is.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I am an Italian "Software Developer", I can confirm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 491 |
programmerhumor | Able-Tip240 | i9xns9e | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>What the fuckity fucking fuck am I trying to understand?!<|eor|><|soopr|>Welcome to Unreal Engine Blueprints. If you want to see more of this horror show please visit [https://blueprintsfromhell.tumblr.com/](https://blueprintsfromhell.tumblr.com/)<|eoopr|><|sor|>To be fair this is like those coders that have 10000 line methods rather than breaking it up. You can break visual coding into functions and make it more clean a lot of the time also.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't agree. You can have a clean code. You can't have a clean blueprint.<|eor|><|sor|>I think a blueprint will inherently always be less clean, but it never has to be as unclean as in the picture<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | Saragon4005 | i9xncp6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>What about Scratch?<|eor|><|sor|>Scratch is a bit different since it preserves the main structure of conventional code. It's why it's so popular. So even large files are still relatively readable in scratch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 435 |
programmerhumor | v38armageddon_ | i9xmfnh | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>What about Scratch?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 409 |
programmerhumor | kry_some_more | i9y9vjg | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>Visual or not, bad programmers will create shitty code<|eor|><|sor|>Here's the neat part, good programmers create it too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | mamp_93 | i9yxuox | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>So this is what spaghetti code is.<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I am an Italian "Software Developer", I can confirm<|eor|><|sor|>>I am an Italian Spaghetti Developer, I can confirm
Fixed for you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | CabooseNomerson | i9xgry9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>I liked Unreals blueprints when I was doing a project in it in college. Way faster to learn than learning an entirely new language, and great for prototyping, it reduces the amount of stupid syntax errors like misspelling and bad punctuation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Donghoon | i9xx98i | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>So this is what spaghetti code is.<|eor|><|sor|>r/angryupvote<|eor|><|sor|>Visual code looks like Node editors in Blender (geometry nodes, shader editor, etc)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | leo3065 | i9yg5gd | <|sols|><|sot|>Visual programming should be illegal.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ejh4ofwk2m191.png<|eol|><|sor|>Everything old is new [again](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b7/IBM402plugboard.Shrigley.wireside.jpg/440px-IBM402plugboard.Shrigley.wireside.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I'm curious about what's in this picture. Is it an analog computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | gautamtushar21 | 99y3ez | <|sols|><|sot|>smooth criminal<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wqlp305622i11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,279 |
programmerhumor | tojo | e4rltvy | <|sols|><|sot|>smooth criminal<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/wqlp305622i11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Little known fact, theres just one guy who writes all the beautiful code. All other programmers just copy and reuse it. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,308 |
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