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programmerhumor
Opheleone
iotfcrd
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Let me guess, it's TypeScript now?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. Who could've guessed. Who could've known.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,027
programmerhumor
ksschank
iotwj9g
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The article says TypeScript is the new favorite. It also says that HTML is one of the top 10 programming languages.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, its got language in the name so theres that. I dont like it, either.<|eor|><|sor|>If were counting all languages as programming languages, then the most popular programming language is actually English. Edit: For everyone saying that Chinese is more popular, consider that more people in the world speak English fluently than those who speak Chinese. Im sure Chinese is a more popular first language, but thats not what were talking about, just like the article isnt asserting that more programmers learn TypeScript as a first programming language than any other language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
996
programmerhumor
magicmulder
iotb0ax
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>also, are those printed sheets of... code? in dark mode??<|eoopr|><|sor|>Just like my mother always thought, that my job was typing in programs other people wrote on paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
896
programmerhumor
bumbarlunchi6
iotchxx
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>also, are those printed sheets of... code? in dark mode??<|eoopr|><|sor|>Look, I'm trying to program on a phone, sometimes I need to be able to see more than three lines at once and my printer is always co-operative and ink is cheap.<|eor|><|sor|>Since when is ink cheap?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
740
programmerhumor
PidgeonDealer
iou6c3x
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|sor|>The article says TypeScript is the new favorite. It also says that HTML is one of the top 10 programming languages.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, its got language in the name so theres that. I dont like it, either.<|eor|><|sor|>If were counting all languages as programming languages, then the most popular programming language is actually English. Edit: For everyone saying that Chinese is more popular, consider that more people in the world speak English fluently than those who speak Chinese. Im sure Chinese is a more popular first language, but thats not what were talking about, just like the article isnt asserting that more programmers learn TypeScript as a first programming language than any other language.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck this. Fuck you. I'm going to program in Italian and you can't stop me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
718
programmerhumor
dylan15766
ioturpb
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Let me guess, it's TypeScript now?<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. Who could've guessed. Who could've known.<|eor|><|sor|>BASIC is back bitches<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
632
programmerhumor
notuwaterloo
iotad6k
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm curious who reads these articles<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
545
programmerhumor
Chemical-Speech-9395
iot9h43
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|sor|>My favourite programming language is now and always has been html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
542
programmerhumor
Urbs97
iotcqdz
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|soopr|>also, are those printed sheets of... code? in dark mode??<|eoopr|><|sor|>Look, I'm trying to program on a phone, sometimes I need to be able to see more than three lines at once and my printer is always co-operative and ink is cheap.<|eor|><|sor|>Since when is ink cheap?<|eor|><|sor|>It's cheap when going to those shady corner shops that break open the ink cartridge and refill it by hand.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
520
programmerhumor
Pleasant-Direction-4
iotcr1t
<|sols|><|sot|>????<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gchmj3q1xfo91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm curious who reads these articles<|eor|><|sor|>people who have nothing to do with programming or people who are just starting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
517
programmerhumor
Tishbyte
i8swym
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,223
programmerhumor
tenhourguy
g1avse7
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, a number of places have similar warnings. I think Facebook was one of the first to put a stylised warning in the console.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,348
programmerhumor
IrishKCE
g1azgc4
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, a number of places have similar warnings. I think Facebook was one of the first to put a stylised warning in the console.<|eor|><|sor|>Facebooks is very aggressive and impolite. I encounter it on the regular at work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,515
programmerhumor
joilyboily
g1asrmu
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I actually didn't knew the desktop client of discord was made in JavaScript, it was a nice surprise finding out that it had a console and stuff<|eor|><|sor|>It's an electron app, which is just a browser window with its own instance of chromium<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,173
programmerhumor
GsuKristoh
g1as1y2
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Neat! Didn't know you could set color and font-sizes to the alerts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,082
programmerhumor
help1155
g1aw26t
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Classic devtools failing to load that sourcemap lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,065
programmerhumor
Funky_Gamer
g1aqzsy
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I actually didn't knew the desktop client of discord was made in JavaScript, it was a nice surprise finding out that it had a console and stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,030
programmerhumor
Weilbyte
g1b16j7
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, a number of places have similar warnings. I think Facebook was one of the first to put a stylised warning in the console.<|eor|><|sor|>Facebooks is very aggressive and impolite. I encounter it on the regular at work.<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist they work at Facebook.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
871
programmerhumor
Minn64
g1auvd2
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>They added this a few years ago because roblox kids kept getting scammed into leaking their JWT tokens<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
867
programmerhumor
thelights0123
g1asy14
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Neat! Didn't know you could set color and font-sizes to the alerts<|eor|><|sor|>You have (almost) full CSS, including image and gradient support<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
765
programmerhumor
IrishKCE
g1b2ytg
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, a number of places have similar warnings. I think Facebook was one of the first to put a stylised warning in the console.<|eor|><|sor|>Facebooks is very aggressive and impolite. I encounter it on the regular at work.<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist they work at Facebook.<|eor|><|sor|>Nooo. I still have my soul.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
605
programmerhumor
Clemantthegymleader
g1axouy
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I actually didn't knew the desktop client of discord was made in JavaScript, it was a nice surprise finding out that it had a console and stuff<|eor|><|sor|>It's an electron app, which is just a browser window with its own instance of chromium<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Which begs the question- why not just use it on a chrome tab instead of downloading a separate program?<|eor|><|sor|>Keyboard shortcuts, ease of access, speed...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
527
programmerhumor
CaptiveCreeper
g1at8wf
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Neat! Didn't know you could set color and font-sizes to the alerts<|eor|><|sor|>You have (almost) full CSS, including image and gradient support<|eor|><|sor|>I didnt know that.... Oh the debug messages I can create now lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
483
programmerhumor
vavavoomvoom9
g1awpzi
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>They added this a few years ago because roblox kids kept getting scammed into leaking their JWT tokens<|eor|><|sor|>Do you also say ATM machine<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
435
programmerhumor
Baycosinus
g1axh37
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>reddit has [something like this](https://imgur.com/acRHhkP?) too, very cute!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
384
programmerhumor
alexanderpas
g1ax88p
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Classic devtools failing to load that sourcemap lol<|eor|><|sor|>blame the creators of the minified files, for referencing the sourcemap but not shipping it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
350
programmerhumor
ky1-E
g1axzn7
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I actually didn't knew the desktop client of discord was made in JavaScript, it was a nice surprise finding out that it had a console and stuff<|eor|><|sor|>It's an electron app, which is just a browser window with its own instance of chromium<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Which begs the question- why not just use it on a chrome tab instead of downloading a separate program?<|eor|><|sor|>Keyboard shortcuts, ease of access, speed...<|eor|><|sor|>Also rich presence<|eor|><|sor|>and global push-to-talk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
325
programmerhumor
Prophet_Of_Loss
g1b5z44
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah, a number of places have similar warnings. I think Facebook was one of the first to put a stylised warning in the console.<|eor|><|sor|> ,d"=,.,qOp, ,7' ''$( ) ,7' '?q$7' ..,$$,. ,. .,,--***""***--,,. ., ,p'' ''q, : ,7' '7, : ' $ ,db, ,db, $ ' '$ $$ $$ $' Using Reddit at work? Work for Reddit. '$ $' https://www.reddit.com/jobs '$. ., ,. .$' 'b, '' ,d' '?bn,, ,,nd?' ,7$ '''' $7, , $ $ , $ :$ $: $ $ $ $ $ 'b q: :p d' '?$. .$?' 'b d' ,'?,. .,?',<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
292
programmerhumor
CaptiveCreeper
g1aveep
<|sols|><|sot|>Discord knows their audience.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/au9jbgn10pg51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Neat! Didn't know you could set color and font-sizes to the alerts<|eor|><|sor|>You have (almost) full CSS, including image and gradient support<|eor|><|sor|>I didnt know that.... Oh the debug messages I can create now lol.<|eor|><|sor|>Please use an IDE like VSCode, Atom or many many others, set up actual debugging and use breakpoints. Console logging is NOT debugging. --- For example for NodeJS debugging in vscode add this to `.vscode/launch.json` { "version": "0.2.0", "configurations": [ { "type": "node", "request": "launch", "name": "Debugger", "args": ["${workspaceFolder}/src/index.js"], "protocol": "inspector", "internalConsoleOptions": "openOnSessionStart", "env": { "NODE_ENV": "development" }, "skipFiles": ["<node_internals>/**", "node_modules/tslib/**"], "console": "internalConsole", "outputCapture": "std" } ] } At `args` be sure to replace it with whatever your entrypoint actually is. Once done simply press F5 to start it or click the bug icon on the left sidebar and then the green play icon near the top of the window that shows up. Your process will start and you can place breakpoints by clicking next to line numbers (those red dots). Once your code reaches a breakpoint it will pause there until you tell it to continue, giving you all the time to inspect everything of the status of code. Protip: when writing TypeScript set `"declaration": true`, `"declerarionMap": true` and `"sourceMap": true`. You can now set breakpoints in the TS files despite it obviously running JS files.<|eor|><|sor|>It was a joke. Everyone knows that breakpoints are way more useful than logs. Although if it is a timing issue you are debugging they are your only option as stopping at a breakpoint ruins the timing that you are debugging.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
276
programmerhumor
redisemil
lmpivd
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,215
programmerhumor
TriSeviXer
gnwtdze
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, Ill stick to writing code in the search bar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,790
programmerhumor
BigDaddyADAMantium
gnxe0a7
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, Ill stick to writing code in the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>all fun and games until you need to write python<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>Because most common languages use brackets and semicolons to structure code, python doesn't use them and instead relies entirely on line breaks and indentation. You can technically write an entire program in one line with a lot of languages, making it possible to do in a search bar (not that anyone should ever do it), but not with python.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,244
programmerhumor
XPGamingYT
gnxd7ee
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, Ill stick to writing code in the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>all fun and games until you need to write python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,122
programmerhumor
FerdinandTheSecond
gnx3mev
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Amateurs, everyone knows that Paint is the best IDE!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
810
programmerhumor
seanprefect
gnx7lro
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The C++ spec document is about 1400 pages the DOCX spec document is 1700. I honest to god wouldn't be surprised if there was an IDE hiding in there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
736
programmerhumor
redisemil
gnwofyo
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait so no one is using PowerPoint?<|eor|><|soopr|>I only use PowerPoint for bigger projects.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
732
programmerhumor
njrajio
gnwoa2s
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait so no one is using PowerPoint?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
701
programmerhumor
glenbolake
gnxgu80
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, Ill stick to writing code in the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>all fun and games until you need to write python<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>Because most common languages use brackets and semicolons to structure code, python doesn't use them and instead relies entirely on line breaks and indentation. You can technically write an entire program in one line with a lot of languages, making it possible to do in a search bar (not that anyone should ever do it), but not with python.<|eor|><|sor|>Just use `\n`, obviously<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
651
programmerhumor
BoxOfSnoo
gnxrue9
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, Ill stick to writing code in the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>all fun and games until you need to write python<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>Because most common languages use brackets and semicolons to structure code, python doesn't use them and instead relies entirely on line breaks and indentation. You can technically write an entire program in one line with a lot of languages, making it possible to do in a search bar (not that anyone should ever do it), but not with python.<|eor|><|sor|>Just use `\n`, obviously<|eor|><|sor|>and \\t<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
586
programmerhumor
What_is_a_reddot
gnwo0jp
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is a joke right? Right?<|eor|><|sor|>Of course. It's better to hand-write your code, scan it, and rely on OCR to convert to code. This allows you to better "feel" the code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
555
programmerhumor
kryptonianCodeMonkey
gnxd8ss
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You'll never be able to use 'i' for a loop counter again. Only 'I'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
512
programmerhumor
AnakinDislikesSand
gnxe4fi
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I remember a kid I met on tf2 like 8 years ago would try and pretend he knew programming and when he was asked by a plugin developer what he codes in, he unironically said word. Became an inside joke for years on our server lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
348
programmerhumor
adi8888
gnxpdhr
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, Ill stick to writing code in the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>all fun and games until you need to write python<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>Because most common languages use brackets and semicolons to structure code, python doesn't use them and instead relies entirely on line breaks and indentation. You can technically write an entire program in one line with a lot of languages, making it possible to do in a search bar (not that anyone should ever do it), but not with python.<|eor|><|sor|>Just use `\n`, obviously<|eor|><|sor|>and \\t<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
325
programmerhumor
a45ed6cs7s
gnxdeqe
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, Ill stick to writing code in the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>all fun and games until you need to write python<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
315
programmerhumor
Battalist
gnxabui
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The C++ spec document is about 1400 pages the DOCX spec document is 1700. I honest to god wouldn't be surprised if there was an IDE hiding in there.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, office does come with a vb compiler, iirc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
312
programmerhumor
christophebedard
gnxwa3i
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The C++ spec document is about 1400 pages the DOCX spec document is 1700. I honest to god wouldn't be surprised if there was an IDE hiding in there.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, office does come with a vb compiler, iirc.<|eor|><|sor|>So for example you can run Java code: https://github.com/christophebedard/JavaWord<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
301
programmerhumor
b1ack1323
gnxx5iv
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The C++ spec document is about 1400 pages the DOCX spec document is 1700. I honest to god wouldn't be surprised if there was an IDE hiding in there.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, office does come with a vb compiler, iirc.<|eor|><|sor|>So for example you can run Java code: https://github.com/christophebedard/JavaWord<|eor|><|sor|>So that's a fucking abomination.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
270
programmerhumor
khan9813
gnx3vsq
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Amateurs, everyone knows that Paint is the best IDE!<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking amateurs, everyone knows that stone tablets are the best IDE!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
255
programmerhumor
lonehawk2k4
gny2gfq
<|sols|><|sot|>What side effects?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lupo1mbma9i61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nah, Ill stick to writing code in the search bar.<|eor|><|sor|>all fun and games until you need to write python<|eor|><|sor|>Why?<|eor|><|sor|>Because most common languages use brackets and semicolons to structure code, python doesn't use them and instead relies entirely on line breaks and indentation. You can technically write an entire program in one line with a lot of languages, making it possible to do in a search bar (not that anyone should ever do it), but not with python.<|eor|><|sor|>Just use `\n`, obviously<|eor|><|sor|>and \\t<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget /s<|eor|><|sor|>And my axe<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
212
programmerhumor
night_of_knee
z9j3ql
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,179
programmerhumor
night_of_knee
iygz64m
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>~~Stolen~~ adapted from /u/rewritingextinction 's [post in comics](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z8syqo/comic_by_rewriting_exticntion_and_extra_fabulous/).<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
578
programmerhumor
GreyFox474
iyh0am3
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's only the standard, doesn't mean that you have to use it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
523
programmerhumor
elon-bot
iyh0nlj
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why it would be like that? Dark theme is more energy efficient<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think I appreciate your tone. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
404
programmerhumor
Massive-Row-9771
iyh5dog
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>US doesn't really feel the need to use international (intergalactic?) standards if they don't feel like it, I'm talking to you Imperial system. So I don't think this wouldn't be a deal breaker, if that was a US soldier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
329
programmerhumor
watasiwakirayo
iyh0n7e
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why it would be like that? Dark theme is more energy efficient<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
283
programmerhumor
CrozzedOne
iyh238w
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's only the standard, doesn't mean that you have to use it.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you seen arguments of Emacs vs Vim? This would absolutely result in a war between human and alienkind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
254
programmerhumor
root-node
iyh6if3
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>What about all the new time-zones we'll need too!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
216
programmerhumor
redcalcium
iyhem0j
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>What about all the new time-zones we'll need too!<|eor|><|sor|>UTC+7.2499999 Omicron Persei 8 with daylight saving time only when the three inner planets align.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
167
programmerhumor
GreenWoodDragon
iyh26hk
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can't stand dark theme. I prefer to be able to read the code in front of me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
145
programmerhumor
exaltedgod
iyhicbm
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>US doesn't really feel the need to use international (intergalactic?) standards if they don't feel like it, I'm talking to you Imperial system. So I don't think this wouldn't be a deal breaker, if that was a US soldier.<|eor|><|sor|>The US military uses the metric system as the standard so....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
trevize1138
iyhjnfk
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>US doesn't really feel the need to use international (intergalactic?) standards if they don't feel like it, I'm talking to you Imperial system. So I don't think this wouldn't be a deal breaker, if that was a US soldier.<|eor|><|sor|>The US military uses the metric system as the standard so....<|eor|><|sor|>Our military also has socialized healthcare and a host of other un-American stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
131
programmerhumor
jdl_uk
iyh8lyb
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's only the standard, doesn't mean that you have to use it.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you seen arguments of Emacs vs Vim? This would absolutely result in a war between human and alienkind.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean `vi`?<|eor|><|sor|>You mean **ed**, the standard text editor.<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/378/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
124
programmerhumor
tomothy37
iyi2jwf
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>~~Stolen~~ adapted from /u/rewritingextinction 's [post in comics](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z8syqo/comic_by_rewriting_exticntion_and_extra_fabulous/).<|eoopr|><|sor|>/u/sellyourcomputer is the original author. He's a pretty swell guy who likes writing comics, making people laugh, and cum &nbsp; Edit: Here's the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/ExtraFabulousComics/comments/nqrbzf/unidentified_flying_objector/ &nbsp; Edit 2: The OP in the source has permission to use this comic from the original author, and is from a movement called Rewriting Extinction, a campaign focused on a number of [good causes](https://www.rewritingextinction.com/causes/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
elon-bot
iyh26wa
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can't stand dark theme. I prefer to be able to read the code in front of me.<|eor|><|sor|>Insubordination. Fired.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
watasiwakirayo
iyh0vb4
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why it would be like that? Dark theme is more energy efficient<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think I appreciate your tone. Fired.<|eor|><|sor|>Bye then. Have a good day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmerhumor
cubei
iyh3ti5
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why it would be like that? Dark theme is more energy efficient<|eor|><|sor|>With OLEDs maybe but with LCDs?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
82
programmerhumor
markdhughes
iyh6msp
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's only the standard, doesn't mean that you have to use it.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you seen arguments of Emacs vs Vim? This would absolutely result in a war between human and alienkind.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean `vi`?<|eor|><|sor|>You mean **ed**, the standard text editor.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
81
programmerhumor
Khaylain
iyh2hrs
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's only the standard, doesn't mean that you have to use it.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you seen arguments of Emacs vs Vim? This would absolutely result in a war between human and alienkind.<|eor|><|sor|>You mean `vi`?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
78
programmerhumor
CalgalryBen
iyho3ru
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>US doesn't really feel the need to use international (intergalactic?) standards if they don't feel like it, I'm talking to you Imperial system. So I don't think this wouldn't be a deal breaker, if that was a US soldier.<|eor|><|sor|>The US military uses the metric system as the standard so....<|eor|><|sor|>Our military also has socialized healthcare and a host of other un-American stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Only when youre in, though. Ask a vet with PTSD from seeing several of her friends blown up by IEDs and shot to death by 14-year old kids how helpful the VA is in providing proper mental healthcare. Ill ask my sister for you since that was her - its fucking garbage and shameful. The only reason she hasnt killed herself is because shes too spiteful to not keep going and she wouldnt dare leave her kids for someone else. Shes incapable of trusting anyone, and she still has bad dreams and worries about unnaturally disturbed dirt 18 years later.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
77
programmerhumor
omen_tenebris
iyhl49n
<|sols|><|sot|>Integrating into galactic society<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7e0r3pvc493a1.png<|eol|><|soopr|>~~Stolen~~ adapted from /u/rewritingextinction 's [post in comics](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/z8syqo/comic_by_rewriting_exticntion_and_extra_fabulous/).<|eoopr|><|sor|>Your version is better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
76
programmerhumor
DeathFart007
hgvevj
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,165
programmerhumor
IHeartBadCode
fw6dlqx
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Crap! That last push to prod didn't have that one patch merged in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,139
programmerhumor
thelastpizzaslice
fw6jcwu
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like setting up the coding environment for every corporate project I've worked on. I've had ones that take 2 days to install!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,195
programmerhumor
Fenyx4
fw6zj7b
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask why havent you automated this?<|eor|><|sor|>DevOps Engineer here. We did automate that circus. Then we automated creating new automated circuses. Now we have 3000 circuses. Oh and people are angry with us because some of their releases takes longer than 15 minutes. So they want to burn it all down and start over. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
634
programmerhumor
DeathFart007
fw6jnbp
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like setting up the coding environment for every corporate project I've worked on. I've had ones that take 2 days to install!<|eor|><|soopr|>My last company asked me not to delete my local user account since it had all the env in working condition and it was impossible to set it up in the new hire's system.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
612
programmerhumor
xVirusHDx
fw6f6r9
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Thats fake I dont see enough fire<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
605
programmerhumor
BeguiledAardvark
fw6lkve
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask why havent you automated this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
524
programmerhumor
scalar-field
fw6g9fl
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Crap! That last push to prod didn't have that one patch merged in.<|eor|><|sor|>Would probably be even more infuriating if you caught a typo right after<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
448
programmerhumor
nezbla
fw6nft7
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like setting up the coding environment for every corporate project I've worked on. I've had ones that take 2 days to install!<|eor|><|soopr|>My last company asked me not to delete my local user account since it had all the env in working condition and it was impossible to set it up in the new hire's system.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Our mobile dev folks are still using a bunch of workflows that were created by a chap with the same first name as me. Hes long since left the company but all the service accounts reference him by name. Its not a big deal, but at least once a week someone will contact me saying Are you the person to talk to about this android release thats completely ferked? It has your name all over it?! I would kinda prefer they fixed it - but as they are regularly releasing stuff thats completely ferked I guess they have higher priorities at the moment.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
301
programmerhumor
stormfield
fw6uvji
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Crap! That last push to prod didn't have that one patch merged in.<|eor|><|sor|>Would probably be even more infuriating if you caught a typo right after<|eor|><|sor|>At the end of this the customer asks if this will run on their internet explorer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
Xoduszero
fw6jd8f
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Thats fake I dont see enough fire<|eor|><|sor|>This is more like getting all the approvals before releasing in prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
201
programmerhumor
scalar-field
fw70lyg
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Crap! That last push to prod didn't have that one patch merged in.<|eor|><|sor|>Would probably be even more infuriating if you caught a typo right after<|eor|><|sor|>At the end of this the customer asks if this will run on their internet explorer.<|eor|><|sor|>*ships them a newer PC*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
170
programmerhumor
smcarre
fw73lb3
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask why havent you automated this?<|eor|><|sor|>DevOps Engineer here. We did automate that circus. Then we automated creating new automated circuses. Now we have 3000 circuses. Oh and people are angry with us because some of their releases takes longer than 15 minutes. So they want to burn it all down and start over. <|eor|><|sor|>Where is my cloud Circus as a Service in Kubernetes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
169
programmerhumor
DmMacniel
fw6m7ez
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>jenkins build failed...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmerhumor
bob3rt
fw73m0a
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Crap! That last push to prod didn't have that one patch merged in.<|eor|><|sor|>Would probably be even more infuriating if you caught a typo right after<|eor|><|sor|>At the end of this the customer asks if this will run on their internet explorer.<|eor|><|sor|>*ships them a newer PC*<|eor|><|sor|>Then the same customer who care barely operate said new PC can somehow still go find an outdated .exe to install ie6 anyway<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
LogicalJicama3
fw6xopr
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Crap! That last push to prod didn't have that one patch merged in.<|eor|><|sor|>Dont forget theres that one configuration file we dont use anymore but has to be moved into that one empty system folder each time before you update or only half the production servers get patched and the other half power down and reboot to read only until you restore to last image.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
109
programmerhumor
Zeiban
fw6p96b
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>And then they ask why havent you automated this?<|eor|><|sor|>This! I've was given the role on our team to setup all the CI and CD processes because I absolutely will not put up with doing anything manually after more than a few times. Its a waste of my time and I got too much other stuff to get done. When things like this don't get automated it usually means the person who is doing it either doesn't have enough to do or politics prevent it as many times a developer isn't the one doing the deployments.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
100
programmerhumor
MaleficentCharity9
fw71c2v
<|sols|><|sot|>When a new hire dev asks how do you deploy to prod and you show it<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/4hbc3ho90h751<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like setting up the coding environment for every corporate project I've worked on. I've had ones that take 2 days to install!<|eor|><|soopr|>My last company asked me not to delete my local user account since it had all the env in working condition and it was impossible to set it up in the new hire's system.<|eoopr|><|sor|>I wish more and more companies used Docker to do local testing environments, my previous company used it and it was so seamless to do our testing everywhere... current company is a bunch of hardcoded stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
98
programmerhumor
DreamerScreamers
walmap
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32,120
programmerhumor
Chewnard
ii1yxii
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And they'll always be like "so your problem is that the code isn't working properly. You should consider writing code that works properly. That would fix your problems".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
850
programmerhumor
KickBassColonyDrop
ii2il0v
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And they'll always be like "so your problem is that the code isn't working properly. You should consider writing code that works properly. That would fix your problems".<|eor|><|sor|>"Yo PM, I need training in X. Can I get company to pay for it if I can pass and get a cert?" Turn every weakness into an opportunity to grow by getting someone else to pay for it, in a professional setting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
290
programmerhumor
burnblue
ii22s2f
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean it's a joke but this is real. A watched programmer pot never boils<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
282
programmerhumor
carcigenicate
ii26rbo
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was watching a YouTube video earlier and a guy took a solid half minute to figure out what the syntax error is here: () => return "This is JavaScript" Writing and thinking while being watched/recorded is stressful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
174
programmerhumor
IDontHaveAPunProblem
ii2pr2f
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was watching a YouTube video earlier and a guy took a solid half minute to figure out what the syntax error is here: () => return "This is JavaScript" Writing and thinking while being watched/recorded is stressful.<|eor|><|sor|>Dont leave us hanging! What was the error? (Im not a JS programmer)<|eor|><|sor|>Arrow functions have implicit returns unless there are brackets so either of the following wouldve worked: () => This is JavaScript Or () => { return This is JavaScript }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
gonzohst93
ii2nnbi
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And they'll always be like "so your problem is that the code isn't working properly. You should consider writing code that works properly. That would fix your problems".<|eor|><|sor|>"Yo PM, I need training in X. Can I get company to pay for it if I can pass and get a cert?" Turn every weakness into an opportunity to grow by getting someone else to pay for it, in a professional setting.<|eor|><|sor|>I started taking advantage of my companies learning allowance this year, shit is bomb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programmerhumor
youknow_that_1guy
ii22qbq
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me alone: FOCUS FOCUS FOCUS! My brain when I'm with someone else: *Confusion? Hmmmm wonder when I'll be done, TELL THEM TO LEAVE; YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE!*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
100
programmerhumor
jjtech0
ii2o4yu
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I was watching a YouTube video earlier and a guy took a solid half minute to figure out what the syntax error is here: () => return "This is JavaScript" Writing and thinking while being watched/recorded is stressful.<|eor|><|sor|>Dont leave us hanging! What was the error? (Im not a JS programmer)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
75
programmerhumor
mcpeto
ii258o8
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Classic TODO: correct the ship position<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
73
programmerhumor
Norphesius
ii37318
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And they'll always be like "so your problem is that the code isn't working properly. You should consider writing code that works properly. That would fix your problems".<|eor|><|sor|>"Yo PM, I need training in X. Can I get company to pay for it if I can pass and get a cert?" Turn every weakness into an opportunity to grow by getting someone else to pay for it, in a professional setting.<|eor|><|sor|>I started taking advantage of my companies learning allowance this year, shit is bomb<|eor|><|sor|>How do you get past the feeling that they're trapping you? My work offers 5k towards education but if you leave at any time before 2 years - you owe every single penny back immediately. Meaning you take 5 years of classes - 25k and you leave after 1 year. You owe 25k not just the last 5k. They've no reason to give you a raise because they know you can't leave<|eor|><|sor|>Well, if you can use the skills from training to find a job that gives you more than a $5k pay bump, you come out net positive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
65
programmerhumor
DemDem77
ii2d13v
<|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is that cruise ship sailing through? It looks like a beautiful vacation destination.<|eor|><|sor|>May be Isthmos Korinthou in Korinthos, Greece! The place is not much but definitely nice for a day trip, you take your swim in Isthmos in the morning at a beach bar while watching the bridge go up and down, and at night you go to Korinthos for a walk and a drink. I don't know why I just gave you unsolicited vacation planning ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
59