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programmerhumor | gonzohst93 | ii2sd97 | <|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And they'll always be like "so your problem is that the code isn't working properly. You should consider writing code that works properly. That would fix your problems".<|eor|><|sor|>"Yo PM, I need training in X. Can I get company to pay for it if I can pass and get a cert?"
Turn every weakness into an opportunity to grow by getting someone else to pay for it, in a professional setting.<|eor|><|sor|>I started taking advantage of my companies learning allowance this year, shit is bomb<|eor|><|sor|>Legit question how do you hold yourself accountable to complete it? I have garbage self control. I wanna do my tickets and then go live my life once those are in AT.<|eor|><|sor|>Work gives us hours we can bill towards learning so that makes it very easy. But still you get too busy some weeks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | CarlCarlton | ii2nc36 | <|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Classic TODO: correct the ship position<|eor|><|sor|>// Possible solution: rotate the rest of the entire universe in the correct orientation to keep the ship moving forward<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | theygottotalking | ii2akzq | <|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is that cruise ship sailing through? It looks like a beautiful vacation destination.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | Flengasaurus | ii2zo83 | <|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I mean it's a joke but this is real. A watched programmer pot never boils<|eor|><|sor|>A watched programmer never boils<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 47 |
programmerhumor | dIAb0LiK99 | ii2dz1w | <|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This applies to everything, not just coding. Pooping, peeing, doing a presentation, walking, etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | Truffles326 | ii34y75 | <|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>And they'll always be like "so your problem is that the code isn't working properly. You should consider writing code that works properly. That would fix your problems".<|eor|><|sor|>"Yo PM, I need training in X. Can I get company to pay for it if I can pass and get a cert?"
Turn every weakness into an opportunity to grow by getting someone else to pay for it, in a professional setting.<|eor|><|sor|>I started taking advantage of my companies learning allowance this year, shit is bomb<|eor|><|sor|>How do you get past the feeling that they're trapping you?
My work offers 5k towards education but if you leave at any time before 2 years - you owe every single penny back immediately. Meaning you take 5 years of classes - 25k and you leave after 1 year. You owe 25k not just the last 5k.
They've no reason to give you a raise because they know you can't leave<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | EliannaRys | ii1tt9d | <|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
---
[*Two pictures side-by-side with captions above each.*]
## me programming by myself
[*Photograph of a large white ship cruising straight through a canyon barely wider than the ship itself.*]
## me programming when someone else is looking
[*Photograph from above of the ship "Ever Given" by EVERGREEN stuck in the Suez Canal. The green ship is loaded with cargo, and spans the canal from one side to the other in a diagonal line.*]
---
^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 33 |
programmerhumor | Johnothy_Cumquat | ii2mxr4 | <|sols|><|sot|>time to write and forget<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sfpovkaalde91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is pair programming still a thing? I feel like 6-8 years ago everyone was excited about it.
Reduce coding time by 30% by doubling the man power!
Plus coding attracts confident social adroit people who enjoy working very closely with others for hours at a time.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes it is unfortunately still a thing. Lotta fuckin extroverts out there taking their fuckin extrovert practices and saying everyone should do them and a lotta fuckin dumbass extrovert managers agreeing with them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31 |
programmerhumor | Yugusuf | 11f6zs5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,085 |
programmerhumor | luke5273 | jai0rjk | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> I need a dictionary
Every interview question ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,536 |
programmerhumor | gbot1234 | jai5ut6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need a dictionary.
Brace yourself, Dad. Here it is:
{}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,838 |
programmerhumor | youarealreadyd3ad | jahwlx7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let him try and see how it feels<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,218 |
programmerhumor | Yugusuf | jahxoan | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let him try and see how it feels<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh boy I cant wait to hear him calling me upstairs every four seconds to figure out why each line of code isnt working<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,771 |
programmerhumor | BAG0N | jaifikt | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need a dictionary.
Brace yourself, Dad. Here it is:
{}<|eor|><|sor|>that's myDict<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,086 |
programmerhumor | HeerHaan | jainxlm | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> I need a dictionary
Every interview question ever<|eor|><|sor|>Not sure how a bunch of key-value pairs are supposed to help with that...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,988 |
programmerhumor | HibicoTV | jai9drk | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4 years? Pathetic. All your dad needed was 10 minutes. Get on his level<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,804 |
programmerhumor | Anaxamander57 | jai732e | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let him try and see how it feels<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh boy I cant wait to hear him calling me upstairs every four seconds to figure out why each line of code isnt working<|eoopr|><|sor|>Give him a duck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,347 |
programmerhumor | Sexy_McSexypants | jai9nbh | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> I need a dictionary
Every interview question ever<|eor|><|sor|>mkdir myDirectory
ok now wheres my paycheck?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 924 |
programmerhumor | vuur77 | jai30wy | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>- Are ya coding, father?
- I need dictionary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 915 |
programmerhumor | dlc741 | jaigkh6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Does he have experience coding already? I think at this point if I were going to learn other languages I would rather just have documentation of syntax and do my own stuff rather than watching videos.<|eor|><|sor|>I had the exact same thought, assuming that he has some experience in modern languages. If he's still using PASCAL then he might have some issues.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 868 |
programmerhumor | TheGreatGameDini | jaijjpl | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need a dictionary.
Brace yourself, Dad. Here it is:
{}<|eor|><|sor|>that's myDict<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh yours is super small too huh?
Edit: just thought of another one.
Ah yes, mine too has length 0.
Edit edit: and another one
Don't worry, it grows.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | AggressiveMarket5883 | jai90lj | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everything I ever learned was by learning the things that were needed. You can watch youtube videos forever, you'll forget half of it because you just study it for the sake of studying.
If on the other hand you start doing something and you face a problem that you solve by researching it yourself. Then you are more likely to remember it since you have an emotional bond to that experience + you learn whatever is needed at the time when it is needed. If you work on the correct projects you'll automatically pick up what is necessary to pick up to complete your project.
Some youtube videos are good and I'll usually get a general overview as a primer for some fields but I'd never start studying with them alone. Especially because you are constrained to the playback speed of the video and the work choice and gap fillers. Reading is 100x faster if you do it right, you can easily find the correct sections, skip back and forth, repeat things without searching for the audio segment etc. Video is a horrible medium for studying imo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 702 |
programmerhumor | OutOfNoMemory | jaivimw | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let him try and see how it feels<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh boy I cant wait to hear him calling me upstairs every four seconds to figure out why each line of code isnt working<|eoopr|><|sor|>Give him a duck.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok you've opened a can of worms in my mind.
I wonder at what skill level does the duck become effective? Verbally sorting your thoughts is always effective, but if you just don't have the foundational skills yet, that can only go so far.. right? Unless the exercise directs you toward the correct next inquiry; if it leads you to understand exactly what you *don't* understand and need to find out.
This is interesting<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like you need a duck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 657 |
programmerhumor | CustomsCharge | jahyrqv | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let him try and see how it feels<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh boy I cant wait to hear him calling me upstairs every four seconds to figure out why each line of code isnt working<|eoopr|><|sor|>Honestly just link him the documentation and see how long he lasts itll be a good laugh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 624 |
programmerhumor | thugarth | jaitp9d | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Let him try and see how it feels<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh boy I cant wait to hear him calling me upstairs every four seconds to figure out why each line of code isnt working<|eoopr|><|sor|>Give him a duck.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok you've opened a can of worms in my mind.
I wonder at what skill level does the duck become effective? Verbally sorting your thoughts is always effective, but if you just don't have the foundational skills yet, that can only go so far.. right? Unless the exercise directs you toward the correct next inquiry; if it leads you to understand exactly what you *don't* understand and need to find out.
This is interesting<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 616 |
programmerhumor | Polite-Moose | jahy8b3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Damn, watching videos is nowhere as efficient as reading documentation and tutorials, and I'm totally willing to die on that hill.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | Main-Drag-4975 | jahxcvt | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ok dad, `cat /usr/share/dict/words`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 542 |
programmerhumor | cumquistador6969 | jaj53yf | <|sols|><|sot|>Ive been programming for four years and I told my dad to watch long videos and complete your own projects to learn most efficiently. He thinks hes ready to tackle any project after a ten minute video<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/vakxl3twv6la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>> I need a dictionary
Every interview question ever<|eor|><|sor|>Not sure how a bunch of key-value pairs are supposed to help with that...<|eor|><|sor|>Well, we ought to be able to look up most interview questions for their answers very efficiently.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | NuclearEnergyStocks | uwman4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,082 |
programmerhumor | NuclearEnergyStocks | i9se193 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,960 |
programmerhumor | ourlastchancefortea | i9spdli | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> time.sleep(.05)
Good choice. If the customer complaints about speed, just decrease the sleep time a bit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,481 |
programmerhumor | Gold-Dig-2351 | i9sdakt | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,089 |
programmerhumor | pennacap | i9sxvq4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> time.sleep(.05)
Good choice. If the customer complaints about speed, just decrease the sleep time a bit.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, the print statement _is_ a time.sleep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 842 |
programmerhumor | myloyt | i9sktvl | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>now do a bruteforce that only finishes when all characters are correct. on a full string basis, instead of individual characters.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 728 |
programmerhumor | TrimericDragon7 | i9sme9d | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This gives me a terrible idea for a new print function<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | PeaPanties | i9sug3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>now do a bruteforce that only finishes when all characters are correct. on a full string basis, instead of individual characters.<|eor|><|sor|>correct, you could make a dictionary attack that could find a solution within a few seconds.<|eor|><|sor|>I once used dictionary attack.
The person next me had no chance when it landed on their head.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 425 |
programmerhumor | JasonStrode | i9srqn8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>https://docs.python.org/3/library/string.html#string.ascii_lowercase<|eor|><|sor|> alphabet = sorted(set("The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".lower()))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | kulpsin | i9sdgpv | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Brute forcing physical lock gates right there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | Chrisazy | i9t7cmn | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> time.sleep(.05)
Good choice. If the customer complaints about speed, just decrease the sleep time a bit.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, the print statement _is_ a time.sleep<|eor|><|sor|>Turn off your console's buffering to get the true POSIX sleep implementation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | phylogram | i9sgnmr | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>https://docs.python.org/3/library/string.html#string.ascii_lowercase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | photenth | i9sshxp | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>now do a bruteforce that only finishes when all characters are correct. on a full string basis, instead of individual characters.<|eor|><|sor|>correct, you could make a dictionary attack that could find a solution within a few seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | BraxbroWasTaken | i9tgfzk | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> time.sleep(.05)
Good choice. If the customer complaints about speed, just decrease the sleep time a bit.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, the print statement _is_ a time.sleep<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite way to solve race conditions<|eor|><|sor|>how to fix race conditions:
Tell the computer to slow down. Its not a race.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | A-UNDERSCORE-D | i9szlxs | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> time.sleep(.05)
Good choice. If the customer complaints about speed, just decrease the sleep time a bit.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, the print statement _is_ a time.sleep<|eor|><|sor|>Not on pycharm, or I assume other IDEs
Edit: With a sample size of 10000 I found the average time a print statement takes in pycharm is 1337.3785 nanoseconds (or 1.3373785e-6 seconds), which I think is pretty small<|eor|><|sor|>Prints are comically slow in anything compared to what the code is otherwise doing. Next slowest thing is the string concat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | CiroGarcia | i9sjz5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Do you also see like 3x5 pixel characters or is it just me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | TheBaxes | i9tbx32 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>> time.sleep(.05)
Good choice. If the customer complaints about speed, just decrease the sleep time a bit.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, the print statement _is_ a time.sleep<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite way to solve race conditions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Alemit000 | i9shtuv | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>https://docs.python.org/3/library/string.html#string.ascii_lowercase<|eor|><|sor|>Or at least `alphabet = [chr(i) for i in range(ord('a'), ord('z') + 1)]`, anything but typing it out xD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | Gold-Dig-2351 | i9seivk | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Can i see your code please<|eor|><|soopr|> import random
import time
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
solution = 'hello world' #end goal
start = '' #starting string
holder = ''# letter holder to pop
i = 0
while start != solution:
holder = random.choice(alphabet)
if holder != solution[i]:
alphabet.remove(holder)
print(start + holder)
time.sleep(.05)
else:
alphabet = ['a','b','c','d','e','f','g','h','i','j','k','l','m','n','o','p','q','r','s','t','u','v','w','x','y','z',' ']
start += holder
print(start)
i += 1
time.sleep(.05)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Thanks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | Nsber | i9sn6y4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Hello Brute Force<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ovidp74h0e191.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The funny thing is, that there is actually a attack which looks like this. If a webserver for example does not hash its passwords, then you can measure the time it took to compare the string. If it is longer with the current password, than the last, then you have propably found the next character.
With that being said, please hash your passwords<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | iotangle42 | ktmx5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,039 |
programmerhumor | salexzee | gimzeie | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep! Sounds like how I choose to spend my time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 650 |
programmerhumor | Gottalaughalittle | ginnqyx | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep! Sounds like how I choose to spend my time.<|eor|><|sor|>Had 2 things on the list. Got one done. 50% complete.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | mattsl | gin8sif | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you mow before the tornado then you won't have to clean up the grass clippings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Stanov | gin7o0o | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>A little procrastination never killed nobody.
Also, I feel deeply offended.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | snickns | ginrf66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep! Sounds like how I choose to spend my time.<|eor|><|sor|>Had 2 things on the list. Got one done. 50% complete.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, take a day off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | Neurobreak27 | ginwucy | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep! Sounds like how I choose to spend my time.<|eor|><|sor|>Had 2 things on the list. Got one done. 50% complete.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, take a day off<|eor|><|sor|>Aannnddd now it's two weeks later and the deadline is literally tomorrow. Tell me it isn't an illness<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | Roberto410 | gin9clm | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like this describes the cyberpunk Devs.
There are so much detail in some tiny things.
And then major things are just fucked.
Good game tho, recommend it on PC<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | irbilldozer | ginlch3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Tidying readme and adjusting tabs in my code is pleasant way to run from big ass critical bug i hadn't solve<|eor|><|sor|>Try using hotkeys instead of tabs (recent files, search in project, etc). I've always hated tabs management and spending time searching a file visually. Now I just don't use them at all in the IDE, I just press a hotkey and type 2-5 letters from file that I want and saves time a lot<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I don't think he meant those kind of tabs...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | MasterFubar | ginxqd9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep! Sounds like how I choose to spend my time.<|eor|><|sor|>Had 2 things on the list. Got one done. 50% complete.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, take a day off<|eor|><|sor|>Aannnddd now it's two weeks later and the deadline is literally tomorrow. Tell me it isn't an illness<|eor|><|sor|>> the deadline is literally tomorrow.
Twist: it has been literally tomorrow for the last two years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | tune-happy | gin7fbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm. I spent all of yesterday testing and watching our UAT gold code environment inexplicably explode. It turned out to be a live issue that I had to fix in 5 minutes when the problem was eventually identified. Yes, a Friday release.
The root cause was stupid and could easily have been avoided if a pre-merge code review had been performed a few months ago by someone with their brain switched on.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | ShuffleStepTap | gin6jt7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | CaptainHeinous | gin6tl6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>*glances back at offending file*
Yea, README needs a little more explanation on nix installation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | Ragina_Falange | gincj6v | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you mow before the tornado then you won't have to clean up the grass clippings.<|eor|><|sor|>Or is it that everything gets covered in grass clippings once the tornado hits?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | eXl5eQ | gind5ru | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>The attempt to fix one bug may introduce ten more bugs. Editing README is harmless at least.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 34 |
programmerhumor | phpdevster | ginmosm | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you mow before the tornado then you won't have to clean up the grass clippings.<|eor|><|sor|>Or is it that everything gets covered in grass clippings once the tornado hits?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. And also covered in cows, corn, hail, tractors, other houses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29 |
programmerhumor | aurens | ginky1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>A little procrastination never killed nobody.
Also, I feel deeply offended.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>^ fyi the user i'm replying to here is a spam bot account. it steals other comments and reposts them to farm karma. there's a whole bunch of accounts just like this. sometimes they get banned, sometimes they don't. i've reported this exact account to the admins multiple times and apparently they just don't care. but now you know, at least.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 28 |
programmerhumor | mustang__1 | giofhrf | <|sols|><|sot|>Who cares about a few crashes here and there, right?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hmqbsdvcl9a61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep! Sounds like how I choose to spend my time.<|eor|><|sor|>Had 2 things on the list. Got one done. 50% complete.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, take a day off<|eor|><|sor|>Aannnddd now it's two weeks later and the deadline is literally tomorrow. Tell me it isn't an illness<|eor|><|sor|>It's not an illness.
I don't believe that, but you did tell me to say it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 22 |
programmerhumor | catdrinkingacat | lempzp | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,020 |
programmerhumor | AnsNasty | gmg3krf | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,871 |
programmerhumor | i_abh_esc_wq | gmgk25q | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Do you have that picture?<|eor|><|sor|>[This probably](https://i.imgur.com/OInMqrN.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,165 |
programmerhumor | jochem4208 | gmg9pxu | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Those things really help!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 416 |
programmerhumor | catdrinkingacat | gmfmjct | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Sauce: [https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2139812/what-is-a-callback](https://stackoverflow.com/questions/2139812/what-is-a-callback)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | Macluawn | gmgy6ps | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Do you have that picture?<|eor|><|sor|>`non zero value` - there's still toilet paper left
`zero` - Tp roll is empty
`null` - There is no roll
`undefined` - Sir this is a wendy's<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | krisnarocks | gmgnonh | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>But how is it implemented in C# tho?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | ReeceReddit1234 | gmgii4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Do you have that picture?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | Max_Insanity | gmguds0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Do you have that picture?<|eor|><|sor|>[This probably](https://i.imgur.com/OInMqrN.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not the one I remember, but it defines "undefined"<|eor|><|sor|>It defines the concept of undefined, not an instance of it. Not a paradox.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | AnsNasty | gmgn7bq | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Do you have that picture?<|eor|><|sor|>[This probably](https://i.imgur.com/OInMqrN.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>That definitely<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | AyrA_ch | gmgqxz6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>But how is it implemented in C# tho?<|eor|><|sor|>Either make a custom delegate that gets passed as argument, or be lazy and use [one of the Func<> types](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/api/system.func-17?view=net-5.0). (Or `Action<>` if no return type is needed)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | A_H_S_99 | gmgrsw7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Do you have that picture?<|eor|><|sor|>[This probably](https://i.imgur.com/OInMqrN.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Not the one I remember, but it defines "undefined"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | CarefulCoderX | gmgsi2t | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I was a TA and tutor in college and can't tell you how many times I explained something using a metaphor and it clicked instantly.
Then often was told I was better than the professor at explaining it. So many faculty just don't take teaching seriously.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | tech6hutch | gmhcjzv | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Those things really help!<|eor|><|sor|>Those bastard cops. How dare they?<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf are you talking about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | Arcadianer | gmg69lo | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>Noice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | jakethedumbmistake | gmgws6w | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>Those things really help!<|eor|><|sor|>Those bastard cops. How dare they?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | golgol12 | gmh9ulg | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>That's because pointers are a concept that is hard for some students. Null is a special case pointer.
My sister is a teacher (middle/high school level) and needs to explain them. She's been hounding me on what they are exactly.
So I've been refactoring my explanation of pointers till she finally got it. Teach arrays. Arrays are pretty easy to understand. Now imagine if you made an array that takes up all the memory in the computer. A pointer is an index into that imaginary array.
From there, what is a "null"? Sometimes, developers need pretend the pointer is not set to anything in that array. So decades ago a convention came about. Don't use index 0 into that array for anything. That way if a pointer is 0, then we know the pointer isn't set yet. 0 is useful because of how if statements work with numbers. 0 = false, everything else is true. This turns out to be very handy because then you can write "if( pointer ) { do things with pointer }", which is something you do a whole bunch.
EDIT: This description is keyed off the C language. Once you understand pointers in C, extrapolating to other languages is an easy jump to make.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | anubus72 | gmhe5bf | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>I still remember being a first year student and not quite grasping Nulls until I saw the toilet paper roll picture lol<|eor|><|sor|>That's because pointers are a concept that is hard for some students. Null is a special case pointer.
My sister is a teacher (middle/high school level) and needs to explain them. She's been hounding me on what they are exactly.
So I've been refactoring my explanation of pointers till she finally got it. Teach arrays. Arrays are pretty easy to understand. Now imagine if you made an array that takes up all the memory in the computer. A pointer is an index into that imaginary array.
From there, what is a "null"? Sometimes, developers need pretend the pointer is not set to anything in that array. So decades ago a convention came about. Don't use index 0 into that array for anything. That way if a pointer is 0, then we know the pointer isn't set yet. 0 is useful because of how if statements work with numbers. 0 = false, everything else is true. This turns out to be very handy because then you can write "if( pointer ) { do things with pointer }", which is something you do a whole bunch.
EDIT: This description is keyed off the C language. Once you understand pointers in C, extrapolating to other languages is an easy jump to make.<|eor|><|sor|>No offense but I dont see how that explains a null value at all. Wouldnt your students come away thinking null = index 0 in an array, which is just wrong?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | AyrA_ch | gmgs70a | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>But how is it implemented in C# tho?<|eor|><|sor|>Either make a custom delegate that gets passed as argument, or be lazy and use [one of the Func<> types](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/api/system.func-17?view=net-5.0). (Or `Action<>` if no return type is needed)<|eor|><|sor|>Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of ~~science~~ programming<|eor|><|sor|>Programming in C# for a decade now. Entity framework and Linq is heavily using delegates. Also muli threading in a Winforms requires you to invoke delegates in other threads.
And of course there is this "JS does it, can I reproduce this nightmare in C#" question.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | Blacksun388 | gmh6wwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>C#rly Rae Jepsen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | krisnarocks | gmgrj5j | <|sols|><|sot|>Why can't my teachers be like this?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3r3lv6pr72g61.png<|eol|><|sor|>But how is it implemented in C# tho?<|eor|><|sor|>Either make a custom delegate that gets passed as argument, or be lazy and use [one of the Func<> types](https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/dotnet/api/system.func-17?view=net-5.0). (Or `Action<>` if no return type is needed)<|eor|><|sor|>Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of ~~science~~ programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | ablaniar | pszopm | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32,015 |
programmerhumor | Leowitz | hdt7a5b | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Weirdly the thing that bothers me most is not ending the lines with semicolons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,634 |
programmerhumor | TonySu | hdte7qe | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"*I wish I didn't have to put semicolons at the end of every line in C*"
***Monkey paw finger curls up***<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,604 |
programmerhumor | quasi-green | hdt8ygw | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Weirdly the thing that bothers me most is not ending the lines with semicolons.<|eor|><|sor|>you read the line from right to left<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,515 |
programmerhumor | EagleBearerAlexios | hdtbp05 | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hope your socks are wet and both sides of your pillow is warm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,011 |
programmerhumor | Conman9712 | hdt47kd | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks! I hate it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 926 |
programmerhumor | iamapizza | hdthmu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Weirdly the thing that bothers me most is not ending the lines with semicolons.<|eor|><|sor|>you read the line from right to left<|eor|><|sor|>Le Arabic C++<|eor|><|sor|>++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 722 |
programmerhumor | dotmax | hdta9mz | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How about zero-width spaces?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | ForShotgun | hdtgf2i | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How about zero-width spaces?<|eor|><|sor|>How about you go fuck yourself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 490 |
programmerhumor | Sassbjorn | hdu2og2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"*I wish I didn't have to put semicolons at the end of every line in C*"
***Monkey paw finger curls up***<|eor|><|sor|>Ok, but does this even work?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, because whitespace doesn't do anything and a semicolon after a semicolon is just an empty line, which is also removed. The first semicolon of each line ends the previous line<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | -_BABASURA_- | hdthz0a | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Weirdly the thing that bothers me most is not ending the lines with semicolons.<|eor|><|sor|>you read the line from right to left<|eor|><|sor|>Le Arabic C++<|eor|><|sor|>++<|eor|><|sor|>I cant tell if thats Arabic or australian.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | mrbmi513 | hdt6uej | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's a big `nop` from me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | ash0011 | hdtcq9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Little contribution to the indentation war<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1jh2k8j4dzo71.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hope your socks are wet and both sides of your pillow is warm.<|eor|><|sor|>Easy there Satan, let's keep it below 'I wish your Hot pocket be both molten and ice when you bite it'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
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