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programmerhumor | NuclearBurrit0 | i15hp8n | <|sols|><|sot|>Gaga DB<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nz343rp484o81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>maybe she got a new fancy mechanical keyboard and likes the sounds it makes? I know I'd behave like that if that happened to me.<|eor|><|sor|>But 250k people won't be happy about it<|eor|><|sor|>just me and my 999k alts<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | edvards55 | i15ndz0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Gaga DB<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nz343rp484o81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>#----BEGIN CERTIFICATE----<|eor|><|sor|>Aiwopvksmo29rmtbxjapsnfocownbx<|eor|><|sor|># ----END CERTIFICATE----<|eor|><|sor|>This comment thread connection in secure.<|eor|><|sor|>ACK<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | shokolokobangoshey | i15v0ro | <|sols|><|sot|>Gaga DB<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nz343rp484o81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>base64ed<|eor|><|sor|>devpilled<|eor|><|sor|>And my ACK!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | Alex_Sherby | i15ktdu | <|sols|><|sot|>Gaga DB<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nz343rp484o81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why is one separated with spaces and one with -? <|eor|><|sor|>Asking the real questions<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | Cantfirmed | i15ruxt | <|sols|><|sot|>Gaga DB<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/nz343rp484o81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did she actually post that?<|eor|><|sor|>https://twitter.com/ladygaga/status/266036172122365952<|eor|><|sor|>[Nitter link](https://nitter.net/ladygaga/status/266036172122365952)<|eor|><|sor|>What?<|eor|><|sor|>Ad and tracker free twitter. Nitter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | Le_Minimalizier | n5gc6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,901 |
programmerhumor | chillwill_4 | gx1nyiz | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It runs. Dont question it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 762 |
programmerhumor | NoNeedleworker531 | gx19xmp | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The rest of the code, is also copied from stackoverflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 543 |
programmerhumor | rcdemski | gx108lt | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bet a Lamborghini bus still wouldnt get me where Im going on time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 383 |
programmerhumor | mekwall | gx12q5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bet a Lamborghini bus still wouldnt get me where Im going on time<|eor|><|sor|>But it would get you there in style<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | iamawhale1001 | gx27y3w | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The rest of the code, is also copied from stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>Your code is an exercise bike hooked into where the engine should be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | lunchpadmcfat | gx1rcmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol I love when I am reviewing a PR and compliment someones code and theyre like lol stolen from stack.
Hey, good artists copy, great artists steal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | gelatenous-blobfish | gx2b05o | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It runs. Dont question it.<|eor|><|sor|>I get this is a joke but people need to hear this. Its almost totally irrelevant how good your backend architecture or documentation is if you can deliver a working product. A business wants something that does the job and barely gives a fuck about the rest. If it runs and isnt going to cause massive problems in the near future youve done a good job.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell that to the poor bastard who has to maintain it <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | icepc | gx1z0fo | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It runs. Dont question it.<|eor|><|sor|>Of course it runs. They copied the trunk not the engine.<|eor|><|sor|>So they copied the html and css, but not the js and php<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | Dogiedog64 | gx2ei5u | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It runs. Dont question it.<|eor|><|sor|>I get this is a joke but people need to hear this. Its almost totally irrelevant how good your backend architecture or documentation is if you can deliver a working product. A business wants something that does the job and barely gives a fuck about the rest. If it runs and isnt going to cause massive problems in the near future youve done a good job.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell that to the poor bastard who has to maintain it <|eor|><|sor|>It's me. I'm the poor bastard. I also wrote it lmao.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | kilargo | gx22dl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I don't see the problem.
Sexy front-end.
Functional back-end.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | hakplay | gx28tbb | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It runs. Dont question it.<|eor|><|sor|>I get this is a joke but people need to hear this. Its almost totally irrelevant how good your backend architecture or documentation is if you can deliver a working product. A business wants something that does the job and barely gives a fuck about the rest. If it runs and isnt going to cause massive problems in the near future youve done a good job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | jelang19 | gx18tfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bet a Lamborghini bus still wouldnt get me where Im going on time<|eor|><|sor|>But it would get you there in style<|eor|><|sor|>Define style, does wack C pointer magic count as style?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | aidan573 | gx2gg48 | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It runs. Dont question it.<|eor|><|sor|>I get this is a joke but people need to hear this. Its almost totally irrelevant how good your backend architecture or documentation is if you can deliver a working product. A business wants something that does the job and barely gives a fuck about the rest. If it runs and isnt going to cause massive problems in the near future youve done a good job.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell that to the poor bastard who has to maintain it <|eor|><|sor|>It's me. I'm the poor bastard. I also wrote it lmao.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's called stack overflow for a reason<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | Darxploit | gx1ouxs | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys the lamborghini-bus is not at fault, its the incompetent users (passengers) that dont know how to use it/ behave correctly..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 62 |
programmerhumor | mynoduesp | gx2au7p | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The rest of the code, is also copied from stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>Your code is an exercise bike hooked into where the engine should be<|eor|><|sor|>Cycling that bike keeps me in a job!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME_MH370 | gx2js4g | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It runs. Dont question it.<|eor|><|sor|>Of course it runs. They copied the trunk not the engine.<|eor|><|sor|>So they copied the html and css, but not the js and php<|eor|><|sor|>DB is there but not hooked up to anything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 49 |
programmerhumor | imcoveredinbees880 | gx1toxt | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Am I the only one who thinks that bus actually looks really cool?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmerhumor | Shonox92 | gx1dpn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Visualizing the codes I write<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/05va3ngr3bx61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bet a Lamborghini bus still wouldnt get me where Im going on time<|eor|><|sor|>But it would get you there in style<|eor|><|sor|>Define style, does wack C pointer magic count as style?<|eor|><|sor|>Incoming memory leak errors/warnings!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | Neykuratick | ub13j3 | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,894 |
programmerhumor | fuckingshitfucj2 | i61ccus | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wow the beyond zero fucks given by this human being<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,345 |
programmerhumor | DimasDSF | i61sxe5 | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If you listen hard enough you can hear the second part of the door saying "okay okay I'll let you through just dont hurt me" while its opening without any force applied<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,240 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | i61hnwq | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wow the beyond zero fucks given by this human being<|eor|><|sor|>Hell give the fucks when he has to pay the bucks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 970 |
programmerhumor | rdditer | i61bfng | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Both the lady and the dude, in the back... Hahaha<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 683 |
programmerhumor | StevenPinkyless | i61xm8t | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Mans gonna get `git rollback`ed to jail <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | rradiator3 | i61ucds | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ha! Recently exactly that happened to a dude i know. After he left underground cops took him (it was a night). He stayed behind bars till morning and they issued him with a 400 rubles (5.17$) fine - for hooliganism or something like that. These glass doors are insured, so he didnt pay for them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | alexmir0x1 | i61mh3u | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wow the beyond zero fucks given by this human being<|eor|><|sor|>Hell give the fucks when he has to pay the bucks<|eor|><|sor|>Somewhat looks like China. In that case they'll just have to pay with with some time in gulag.<|eor|><|sor|>It is Moscow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | acidx0 | i61nd6p | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wow the beyond zero fucks given by this human being<|eor|><|sor|>Hell give the fucks when he has to pay the bucks<|eor|><|sor|>Somewhat looks like China. In that case they'll just have to pay with with some time in gulag.<|eor|><|sor|>It is Moscow<|eor|><|sor|>So... same thing then?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 351 |
programmerhumor | acidx0 | i61k9u4 | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wow the beyond zero fucks given by this human being<|eor|><|sor|>Hell give the fucks when he has to pay the bucks<|eor|><|sor|>Somewhat looks like China. In that case they'll just have to pay with with some time in gulag.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | river4823 | i61topz | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wow the beyond zero fucks given by this human being<|eor|><|sor|>Hell give the fucks when he has to pay the bucks<|eor|><|sor|>Somewhat looks like China. In that case they'll just have to pay with with some time in gulag.<|eor|><|sor|>It is Moscow<|eor|><|sor|>So... same thing then?<|eor|><|sor|>They'll get out of paying the 50 ruble ticket by paying a 50 ruble bribe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | denideniz | i6214i9 | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Ha! Recently exactly that happened to a dude i know. After he left underground cops took him (it was a night). He stayed behind bars till morning and they issued him with a 400 rubles (5.17$) fine - for hooliganism or something like that. These glass doors are insured, so he didnt pay for them<|eor|><|sor|>5 dollar for saving thousands of people from ticket cost? It's worth it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | Illustrious_Good_167 | i61ee90 | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Lol insane<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | kufgeo | i61h9dt | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Do you ever just have one of those days?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | XeitPL | i620fo3 | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Both the lady and the dude, in the back... Hahaha<|eor|><|sor|>"Well... Free entry I guess. It's already open"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | Harmonic_Gear | i61qcsh | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>the girl behind just completely stunned<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | nigori | i62eoad | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>If you listen hard enough you can hear the second part of the door saying "okay okay I'll let you through just dont hurt me" while its opening without any force applied<|eor|><|sor|>i am the captain now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | Anonymous7056 | i6276ps | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wow the beyond zero fucks given by this human being<|eor|><|sor|>Hell give the fucks when he has to pay the bucks<|eor|><|sor|>Somewhat looks like China. In that case they'll just have to pay with with some time in gulag.<|eor|><|sor|>It is Moscow<|eor|><|sor|>So... same thing then?<|eor|><|sor|>They'll get out of paying the 50 ruble ticket by paying a 50 ruble bribe.<|eor|><|sor|>A $0.65 ticket? *A $0.65 bribe??*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | Silent_Slinky | i61ks9i | <|sols|><|sot|>git push -f origin master<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rnyhtvpativ81.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Where can I learn this power?<|eor|><|sor|>`man git`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | kajri | 8l9ym5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,890 |
programmerhumor | Holy__Schmitz | dzegygl | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Coding on paper is hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm, just spent 3 hours doing it and I have never wanted to die as much as I do now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 764 |
programmerhumor | Maerlyns | dzehude | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Coding on paper is hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm, just spent 3 hours doing it and I have never wanted to die as much as I do now<|eor|><|sor|>The only thing worse than coding on paper: Coding on paper without a grid of some sort when formatting is important, too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 576 |
programmerhumor | ecky--ptang-zooboing | dzdwqsf | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do I build a house in 1 night?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 403 |
programmerhumor | Holy__Schmitz | dzei16s | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Coding on paper is hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm, just spent 3 hours doing it and I have never wanted to die as much as I do now<|eor|><|sor|>The only thing worse than coding on paper: Coding on paper without a grid of some sort when formatting is important, too.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for vividly describing my exam and making me remember the worst 3 hours of my life of which I am currently trying to forget <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | TheCrazyShip | dzdx7pl | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do I build a house in 1 night?<|eor|><|sor|>Go to North pole in the beginning of the winter, you will have 6 months of night to build a house<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | EarlyHemisphere | dze0vew | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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#How do I learn coding in a single night?
Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the beginning of winter. You'll have a 6 months of a night to learn coding.
Once there - really just Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web.
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>How do I learn coding in a single night?
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>Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the beginning of winter. You'll have a 6 months of a night to learn coding.
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>Once there - really just Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web.
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^(I'm a human that doesn't wanna do work at work)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | sahilathrij | dzdyl8z | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>He's already at the north pole -- why not just ask Santa?<|eor|><|sor|>He said he'd teach me in exchange for my soul. Is it worth it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 308 |
programmerhumor | KimJongFunk | dzdw4bu | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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#How do I learn coding in a single night?
Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the beginning of winter. You'll have a 6 months of a night to learn coding.
Once there - really just Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web.
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 274 |
programmerhumor | zugy | dze5xuv | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>How can you Google at the North Pole? There's no WiFi there!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | TheGreatCabbage2 | dze6j9x | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>How can you Google at the North Pole? There's no WiFi there!<|eor|><|sor|>Use a satellite hotspot of some sort, I guess. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | Maerlyns | dzeibw2 | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Coding on paper is hell.<|eor|><|sor|>Can confirm, just spent 3 hours doing it and I have never wanted to die as much as I do now<|eor|><|sor|>The only thing worse than coding on paper: Coding on paper without a grid of some sort when formatting is important, too.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for vividly describing my exam and making me remember the worst 3 hours of my life of which I am currently trying to forget <|eor|><|sor|>But on the positive side: Your exam is over. I still have around 1 1/2 months of totally weird assignments to even get to the exam in my programming course.
I have given up on asking myself what he wants us to learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | Xelopheris | dze0pc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>How do I build a house in 1 night?<|eor|><|sor|>Go to North pole in the beginning of the winter, you will have 6 months of night to build a house<|eor|><|sor|>Bonus: All the walls will face south, and if a bear walks outside it will be white!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | sahilathrij | dzdz3un | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>He's already at the north pole -- why not just ask Santa?<|eor|><|sor|>He said he'd teach me in exchange for my soul. Is it worth it?<|eor|><|sor|>I said north pole, not the depths of the earth.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah no ,santa doesn't want my soul , it's the programming language that does .<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | Japsert43 | dze6vr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>A Perfect Answer!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/c8ez764xrez01.png<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription:*
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#How do I learn coding in a single night?
Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the beginning of winter. You'll have a 6 months of a night to learn coding.
Once there - really just Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web.
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>How do I learn coding in a single night?
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>Pack a laptop and travel to the north pole in the beginning of winter. You'll have a 6 months of a night to learn coding.
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>Once there - really just Google it. There are tons of excellent tutorials on the web.
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programmerhumor | Sambw19 | wduzit | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,895 |
programmerhumor | MixesLiesWithTruth | iikoezm | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,243 |
programmerhumor | JamingMon | iil1u9j | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>A travesty he has not been nominated for an Emmy! The character hes playing is supposed to look fake and unhinged.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 725 |
programmerhumor | _pizza_and_fries | iikjsaw | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Get paid to write buggy code \
Get paid even more to fix those bugs
##Its business<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 689 |
programmerhumor | fosf0r | iikri8d | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this every time I see this meme. I've not seen the show so I don't know why he looks so weird.<|eor|><|sor|>He's constantly this weird in the show, it is masterful really<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
programmerhumor | unk214 | iil6e03 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So glad this became a meme, fucking homelander.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 372 |
programmerhumor | vavavoomvoom9 | iikuhpp | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I mean I would praise my teammates for fixing their own shit too, since it means I don't have to.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 291 |
programmerhumor | JDCalvert | iikqp5l | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this every time I see this meme. I've not seen the show so I don't know why he looks so weird.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | C-La-Canth | iil4dci | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this every time I see this meme. I've not seen the show so I don't know why he looks so weird.<|eor|><|sor|>He is supposed to make you feel uncomfortable; his character is sad, lonely, cruel, and has god-like powers. Antony Starr is just that good as Homelander. Brilliant.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | disruptioncoin | iil2xkz | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I once knew someone who would submit fake bug reports, knowing they'd be routed to her so she could pretend to be busy fixing them. I thought it was hilarious, but it seems like a great way to lose your job, or at least your reputation within a company.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | No-Seaworthiness7013 | iilicke | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this every time I see this meme. I've not seen the show so I don't know why he looks so weird.<|eor|><|sor|>He's constantly this weird in the show, it is masterful really<|eor|><|sor|>He's by and far the best actor in a cast of amazing actors. He absolutely makes this show. Once it's done I can't wait to see the cast in new roles and see if they continue to perform amazingly or were just very good in that role.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | Turkey_Grease | iil8bjl | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this every time I see this meme. I've not seen the show so I don't know why he looks so weird.<|eor|><|sor|>Spoiler alert: >!He just lazered some guys head in front of a huge crowd who then immediately start cheering and even he is shocked about it!<<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | jmaclachlan88 | iildf3n | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this every time I see this meme. I've not seen the show so I don't know why he looks so weird.<|eor|><|sor|>Spoiler alert: >!He just lazered some guys head in front of a huge crowd who then immediately start cheering and even he is shocked about it!<<|eor|><|sor|>A real callback to when Trump said he could shoot someone in the middle of Manhattan and his supporters would not care.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | crob_evamp | iim9fkm | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Get paid to write buggy code \
Get paid even more to fix those bugs
##Its business<|eor|><|sor|>Me looking at a brand new, currently un fucked repository:
*It's free real estate*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | caffeinetherapy | iilebjg | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>So glad this became a meme, fucking homelander.<|eor|><|sor|>*I can do whatever I want*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | dirty-hurdy-gurdy | iikzja1 | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>None of his facial features move in sync with each other<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | Taniwha26 | iilfiug | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Im kinda scared of ever seeing this guy, as himself, because I hate this character so much and his face seems to be the perfect face for such a horrifying man. He cant be that good at acting can he?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | Normal-Computer-3669 | iilnson | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I once knew someone who would submit fake bug reports, knowing they'd be routed to her so she could pretend to be busy fixing them. I thought it was hilarious, but it seems like a great way to lose your job, or at least your reputation within a company.<|eor|><|sor|>I can see this working if everything wasnt logged. Like, if a company literally doesn't know what version control is or project management.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | Maplefolk | iilmktm | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>He always looks like he's wearing someone else's face as a mask. He's just so creepy I love it, perfect for that show.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | essellkay | iilmeid | <|sols|><|sot|>When you get praised for fixing a bug you caused<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/rvueaxxcl6f91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This dudes face is uncanny valleying the fuck outta me.<|eor|><|sor|>I think this every time I see this meme. I've not seen the show so I don't know why he looks so weird.<|eor|><|sor|>Spoiler alert: >!He just lazered some guys head in front of a huge crowd who then immediately start cheering and even he is shocked about it!<<|eor|><|sor|>A real callback to when Trump said he could shoot someone in the middle of Manhattan and his supporters would not care.<|eor|><|sor|>This entire scene was very Trump rally-esque. Like the parallel was there for a while but this scene made it extremely obvious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | freeCARROTjuice | o5hvwa | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,874 |
programmerhumor | notpregnantcantjuggl | h2mrjqw | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, thats just C with fewer steps.
Which is assembly with fewer steps.
Which is binary with fewer symbols.
Which is electricity with fewer electricity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,323 |
programmerhumor | Immort4lFr0sty | h2mt8si | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, thats just C with fewer steps.
Which is assembly with fewer steps.
Which is binary with fewer symbols.
Which is electricity with fewer electricity.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you. I pull the plug and shove it back in really quickly to control my computer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,106 |
programmerhumor | newstenographer | h2n06zp | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ooo la la sounds like someones gonna get laid in /r/programmerhumor<|eor|><|soopr|>Dude I'm 14<|eoopr|><|sor|>which is apparently old enough to see this episode, but not old enough to remember the next line of this scene.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 922 |
programmerhumor | newstenographer | h2n01fq | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ooo la la sounds like someones gonna get laid in /r/programmerhumor<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 814 |
programmerhumor | MrtinDew | h2n13v3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Doing python after C++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 809 |
programmerhumor | kinokomushroom | h2n67ck | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Doing python after C++<|eor|><|sor|>As a CS student, using arrays and dictionaries in Python after trying to wrap your head around built-in arrays and linked list structures in C is like one the most dopamine inducing experiences ever<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 614 |
programmerhumor | zypthora | h2n38gw | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>All these C/C++ jokes make me feel like a dying breed that learned coding in assembly.<|eor|><|sor|>GCC compiler creates better assembly code than humans<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | freeCARROTjuice | h2n039t | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ooo la la sounds like someones gonna get laid in /r/programmerhumor<|eor|><|soopr|>Dude I'm 14<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | rich0338 | h2n20oa | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>All these C/C++ jokes make me feel like a dying breed that learned coding in assembly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 306 |
programmerhumor | O_X_E_Y | h2n0a3l | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, thats just C with fewer steps.
Which is assembly with fewer steps.
Which is binary with fewer symbols.
Which is electricity with fewer electricity.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you. I pull the plug and shove it back in really quickly to control my computer<|eor|><|sor|>Obliatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/378/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | BlueC0dex | h2n7d8v | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Doing python after C++<|eor|><|sor|>As a CS student, using arrays and dictionaries in Python after trying to wrap your head around built-in arrays and linked list structures in C is like one the most dopamine inducing experiences ever<|eor|><|sor|>\#include <vector>
std::vector<int> myList;
​
//Something you're allowed to do when your subject isn't titled "data structures", you're not being fair to c++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | chairzaird | h2n23no | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, thats just C with fewer steps.
Which is assembly with fewer steps.
Which is binary with fewer symbols.
Which is electricity with fewer electricity.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you. I pull the plug and shove it back in really quickly to control my computer<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you, I flip the switches inside my computer manually with a tiny magnet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | pdkhoa99 | h2n42av | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Well, thats just C with fewer steps.
Which is assembly with fewer steps.
Which is binary with fewer symbols.
Which is electricity with fewer electricity.<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you. I pull the plug and shove it back in really quickly to control my computer<|eor|><|sor|>Jokes on you, I flip the switches inside my computer manually with a tiny magnet<|eor|><|sor|>I flip the bits with my magnetized vaccinated body.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | parkourhobo | h2n53xf | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Ooo la la sounds like someones gonna get laid in /r/programmerhumor<|eor|><|soopr|>Dude I'm 14<|eoopr|><|sor|>which is apparently old enough to see this episode, but not old enough to remember the next line of this scene.<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, it's become a meme template now. There's no guarantee they've actually seen the show.
I mean, how many people know where the doge meme comes from?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | OriginalTyphus | h2n45yz | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can you really call this "my first meme" when you just stole the joke someone else made the day prior?<|eor|><|sor|>He did not steal it. He inherited from it.
​
OOP Joke *badumm-tss*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | Siarl_ | h2n8kp1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>Doing python after C++<|eor|><|sor|>As a CS student, using arrays and dictionaries in Python after trying to wrap your head around built-in arrays and linked list structures in C is like one the most dopamine inducing experiences ever<|eor|><|sor|>\#include <vector>
std::vector<int> myList;
​
//Something you're allowed to do when your subject isn't titled "data structures", you're not being fair to c++<|eor|><|sor|>u/kinokomushroom specifically mentioned C, not C++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | _dysthymia | h2n4low | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>All these C/C++ jokes make me feel like a dying breed that learned coding in assembly.<|eor|><|sor|>GCC compiler creates better assembly code than humans<|eor|><|sor|>Why must you hurt me in this way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | DarkblueFlow | h2n5n8p | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>I tried Rust the other week and it was actually on par with C++, but I guess thats in the bubble of systems languages with C & C++, which are going to all be inherently lower level.<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't rust not require pointers and deallocation? I still feel that rust is technically a higher level language, just in a slightly different vector.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust has pointers is unsafe contexts and deallocation happens through destructors (called Drop functions) like in C++. It is however a much stricter language than C++ (that's how it gains its safety features) and also more verbose in certain areas.
Its strictness is so... strong that you cannot, for example, implement a maximally efficient linked list without unsafe contexts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | tinco | h2n7fj3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Relatable (my first meme btw :3)<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/537ffquizr671.png<|eol|><|sor|>I tried Rust the other week and it was actually on par with C++, but I guess thats in the bubble of systems languages with C & C++, which are going to all be inherently lower level.<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't rust not require pointers and deallocation? I still feel that rust is technically a higher level language, just in a slightly different vector.<|eor|><|sor|>Rust has pointers is unsafe contexts and deallocation happens through destructors (called Drop functions) like in C++. It is however a much stricter language than C++ (that's how it gains its safety features) and also more verbose in certain areas.
Its strictness is so... strong that you cannot, for example, implement a maximally efficient linked list without unsafe contexts.<|eor|><|sor|>Just for clarity, some people think this means linked lists can't be implemented, or not implemented as efficiently or easily in Rust.
In Rust "unsafe" just means "slightly safer than C++", there's still some checks, but you're basically promising the compiler that you know what you're doing with regards to memory management and type coercions etc.
The community doesn't like to to promote this fact, but if you don't use its type system, and you mark your main function as unsafe, then you're basically working in a better C. What I'm trying to say is you can be as productive and hacky and powerful as you can be in C, and get all the advantages of a modern toolchain (i.e. modules, namespaces, dependency management, smart errors, excellent standard library, rich library ecosystem, less undefined behaviour, etc).
Of course, no one (that I know) does this, because safety is one of Rust's main marketing points and obviously very nice and worth the pain of the learning curve.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | WhateverWasIThinking | yt4xdm | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,797 |
programmerhumor | daniu | iw2rmu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: "yeah I can fix this."
Senior engineer: "best I can do is some small improvements."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,625 |
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