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programmerhumor | Grand_Stomach_3602 | iw2f20z | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an engineer friend who would always tell me about things he had fixed and how he would fix things. I have yet to see him fix a single thing at all<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,385 |
programmerhumor | darknekolux | iw3pp2p | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*experienced* engineers fuck things up on Friday, before going on a hike for 4 days in a remote area without phone coverage<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,211 |
programmerhumor | Thebluecane | iw37nuh | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: "yeah I can fix this."
Senior engineer: "best I can do is some small improvements."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dev at Startup: Ah this new feature should be nice. How to code it from scratch is the question.
Dec at Established Company: Why 3 months? Because Jerry decided 10 years ago that this button for user submission needs to call our credit reporting, background check reporting and something called CoreUIHelper that only has one class and a comment saying DO NOT TOUCH YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also instead of having endpoints for these services as an API Jerry thought it was real slick to use Reflection to load the assemblies individually to call the methods. Sooooo the button is gonna take like a day at most but to even see what it is going to break will take 2 months of constant back and forth with QA<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 885 |
programmerhumor | s_phoenix_11 | iw2mbm9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an engineer friend who would always tell me about things he had fixed and how he would fix things. I have yet to see him fix a single thing at all<|eor|><|sor|>Same as we are in meetings about meetings about things we do , but no actual work gets done.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent_Event_84 | iw48bc2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*experienced* engineers fuck things up on Friday, before going on a hike for 4 days in a remote area without phone coverage<|eor|><|sor|>Experienced engineers tell their manager theyll be in a remote area every time they take PTO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | throwaway_12358134 | iw2evm8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought engineers don't fuck at all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | RF07 | iw3daji | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: "yeah I can fix this."
Senior engineer: "best I can do is some small improvements."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dev at Startup: Ah this new feature should be nice. How to code it from scratch is the question.
Dec at Established Company: Why 3 months? Because Jerry decided 10 years ago that this button for user submission needs to call our credit reporting, background check reporting and something called CoreUIHelper that only has one class and a comment saying DO NOT TOUCH YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also instead of having endpoints for these services as an API Jerry thought it was real slick to use Reflection to load the assemblies individually to call the methods. Sooooo the button is gonna take like a day at most but to even see what it is going to break will take 2 months of constant back and forth with QA<|eor|><|sor|>This is (sadly) the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | Tugendwaechter | iw3gxl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: "yeah I can fix this."
Senior engineer: "best I can do is some small improvements."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dev at Startup: Ah this new feature should be nice. How to code it from scratch is the question.
Dec at Established Company: Why 3 months? Because Jerry decided 10 years ago that this button for user submission needs to call our credit reporting, background check reporting and something called CoreUIHelper that only has one class and a comment saying DO NOT TOUCH YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also instead of having endpoints for these services as an API Jerry thought it was real slick to use Reflection to load the assemblies individually to call the methods. Sooooo the button is gonna take like a day at most but to even see what it is going to break will take 2 months of constant back and forth with QA<|eor|><|sor|>Clever programmers are a scourge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | jardantuan | iw3tssl | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an engineer friend who would always tell me about things he had fixed and how he would fix things. I have yet to see him fix a single thing at all<|eor|><|sor|>The difference between senior and junior developers is that the senior will say they can make a fix, look at the code, then realise it's not possible without rewriting huge amounts of the codebase - whereas the junior thinks it's an easy fix, pushes it to production, then breaks several other things in doing so<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | Noch_ein_Kamel | iw4e4yn | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*experienced* engineers fuck things up on Friday, before going on a hike for 4 days in a remote area without phone coverage<|eor|><|sor|>Experienced engineers tell their manager theyll be in a remote area every time they take PTO<|eor|><|sor|>I'm in a remote area every evening when I roll from my work laptop on the desk to the tv on the couch :o<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | Agrakus | iw4ufjh | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*experienced* engineers fuck things up on Friday, before going on a hike for 4 days in a remote area without phone coverage<|eor|><|sor|>Experienced engineers tell their manager theyll be in a remote area every time they take PTO<|eor|><|sor|>Guy I worked with at my old company always would take 2 weeks off every June and say he will be in the mountains in Peru and have zero access to the outside world. We all thought it was a joke and he just didnt want to be contacted but then he made a Facebook page and added all the pics of his years of hiking in Peru lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | jfb1337 | iw3t366 | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: "yeah I can fix this."
Senior engineer: "best I can do is some small improvements."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dev at Startup: Ah this new feature should be nice. How to code it from scratch is the question.
Dec at Established Company: Why 3 months? Because Jerry decided 10 years ago that this button for user submission needs to call our credit reporting, background check reporting and something called CoreUIHelper that only has one class and a comment saying DO NOT TOUCH YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Also instead of having endpoints for these services as an API Jerry thought it was real slick to use Reflection to load the assemblies individually to call the methods. Sooooo the button is gonna take like a day at most but to even see what it is going to break will take 2 months of constant back and forth with QA<|eor|><|sor|>Clever programmers are a scourge.<|eor|><|sor|>If debugging is twice as hard than writing the code in the first place, then if you write it as cleverly as you can, you're not clever enough to debug it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | funciton | iw48c8l | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had an engineer friend who would always tell me about things he had fixed and how he would fix things. I have yet to see him fix a single thing at all<|eor|><|sor|>Same as we are in meetings about meetings about things we do , but no actual work gets done.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh I love these meetings where you talk about who of the five people in the call is taking on the task of fixing the bug while any of those five people would've been able to fix the bug already if only they weren't stuck in a meeting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | justgossiping | iw2f6bg | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought engineers don't fuck at all.<|eor|><|sor|>They just manufacture their babies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | RealityIsMuchWorse | iw2exjd | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like someone implementing a API on their own even though there are already perfectly fine working implementations<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | iw2dagf | <|sols|><|sot|>Should be promoted to Senior any day now.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/hoYQBXg.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Twitter Post*
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**Marco Rogers**, @polotek
People are starting to say Elon Musk isn't actually a real engineer. But he definitely said "I don't know why people think Twitter is so complicated. I could fix it in like a weekend." And then proceeded to fuck everything up. That's exactly like an engineer.
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programmerhumor | LtRodFarva | kux8l1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,784 |
programmerhumor | PurpleRainOnTPlain | giv5p2s | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad my code will fit in here.<|eor|><|sor|>Even when it does it won't for long. I joined a startup after graduating. No adult supervision meant I kept doing things in a sub optimal way and I couldn't justify rewrites. The poo pile after a year was my own code and making my code fit was nigh impossible.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why the real high-IQ move is to let the pile of poo get bigger and bigger until it is practically ready to topple over and then move to a different company. Repeat every 2-3 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 711 |
programmerhumor | mastocles | giuzgsw | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad my code will fit in here.<|eor|><|sor|>Even when it does it won't for long. I joined a startup after graduating. No adult supervision meant I kept doing things in a sub optimal way and I couldn't justify rewrites. The poo pile after a year was my own code and making my code fit was nigh impossible.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | ponytoaster | giuyyp6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are 2 types of companies, those with piles of legacy code and/or technical debt, and liars.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | PleasantAdvertising | giux5kp | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Legacy code isn't a problem. The issue is when everything is highly coupled and integrated and as soon as you change one thing everything falls spart<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | Defavlt | giuxx55 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least you're not joining a marketing department with no QA, no VCS, and an ever-changing code base maintained by a single guy who's adamant that documentation isn't important, as everyone "should know how it works."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | B4rberblacksheep | givasmc | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad my code will fit in here.<|eor|><|sor|>Even when it does it won't for long. I joined a startup after graduating. No adult supervision meant I kept doing things in a sub optimal way and I couldn't justify rewrites. The poo pile after a year was my own code and making my code fit was nigh impossible.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why the real high-IQ move is to let the pile of poo get bigger and bigger until it is practically ready to topple over and then move to a different company. Repeat every 2-3 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Ok Satan<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 241 |
programmerhumor | tune-happy | giuv5ia | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me when I graduated. The positive sticking with it for a while was accelerated progression through the ranks. It was literally shovelling shit though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | amunak | givhzaq | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There are 2 types of companies, those with piles of legacy code and/or technical debt, and liars.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot startups that haven't made anything yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | moosekin16 | giv030w | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me when I graduated. The positive sticking with it for a while was accelerated progression through the ranks. It was literally shovelling shit though.<|eor|><|sor|>Right after community college I joined a big, old tech company in one of their internal testing departments.
Most of the code used by the internal testing workloads was an absolute mess. No comments, no debugging information except for some outdated println statements that didnt match the variables anymore, the logging was SQL based so if the server failed we would have absolutely zero information to go off of, and none of the similar workloads did things the same way. They were all reinventing the wheel for no discernible reason.
Another newer hire and myself spent a solid year working on cleaning everything up, getting automated build deployment built out, building a common library to use for all the workloads, and converting everything over to GitHub.
We both got promotions out of it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | JustARandomRunner | giuxij1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Legacy code isn't a problem. The issue is when everything is highly coupled and integrated and as soon as you change one thing everything falls spart<|eor|><|sor|>Is there legacy code that's not built like this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | zynasis | giuylp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Legacy code isn't a problem. The issue is when everything is highly coupled and integrated and as soon as you change one thing everything falls spart<|eor|><|sor|>Is there legacy code that's not built like this?<|eor|><|sor|>And new code is nice and clean until it has to the integrate with other services and falls apart from any change, and becomes legacy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | falsemyrm | giv7n90 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad my code will fit in here.<|eor|><|sor|>Even when it does it won't for long. I joined a startup after graduating. No adult supervision meant I kept doing things in a sub optimal way and I couldn't justify rewrites. The poo pile after a year was my own code and making my code fit was nigh impossible.<|eor|><|sor|>Joining a startup right after graduation is a bad idea in most cases, fresh graduates should look for jobs with big enterprises that have a large training budget. Focus on getting certified, learn the best practices, then spread your wings and fly into the wild lands of startups.<|eor|><|sor|>1. Join big company as prep for joining startups later
2. Realize big company pays better
3. Stay at big company for $$$<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | notmattdamon1 | giv5ymh | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Me when I graduated. The positive sticking with it for a while was accelerated progression through the ranks. It was literally shovelling shit though.<|eor|><|sor|>Right after community college I joined a big, old tech company in one of their internal testing departments.
Most of the code used by the internal testing workloads was an absolute mess. No comments, no debugging information except for some outdated println statements that didnt match the variables anymore, the logging was SQL based so if the server failed we would have absolutely zero information to go off of, and none of the similar workloads did things the same way. They were all reinventing the wheel for no discernible reason.
Another newer hire and myself spent a solid year working on cleaning everything up, getting automated build deployment built out, building a common library to use for all the workloads, and converting everything over to GitHub.
We both got promotions out of it.<|eor|><|sor|>I half expected your last sentence to be "we both got fired once we completed the cleanup".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | MrShlash | giv7b1a | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad my code will fit in here.<|eor|><|sor|>Even when it does it won't for long. I joined a startup after graduating. No adult supervision meant I kept doing things in a sub optimal way and I couldn't justify rewrites. The poo pile after a year was my own code and making my code fit was nigh impossible.<|eor|><|sor|>Joining a startup right after graduation is a bad idea in most cases, fresh graduates should look for jobs with big enterprises that have a large training budget. Focus on getting certified, learn the best practices, then spread your wings and fly into the wild lands of startups.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | OKB-1 | giuzpsk | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Yeah, it's Ruby-on-rails all the way down. It was pretty state of the art when we started. Might still be. Haven't checked in a while."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 98 |
programmerhumor | Defavlt | giv8xzc | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least you're not joining a marketing department with no QA, no VCS, and an ever-changing code base maintained by a single guy who's adamant that documentation isn't important, as everyone "should know how it works."<|eor|><|sor|>Why arent you running?<|eor|><|sor|>While I get the joke (Yes, I should be running), covid makes it hard to apply for developer jobs (or any jobs really), not to mention the fact that I live in a country where things are... different.
Frankly, I'm happy to have a job for now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | mekwall | givbnvw | <|sols|><|sot|>Yeah, were a pretty modern company here<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0auaykiufna61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glad my code will fit in here.<|eor|><|sor|>Even when it does it won't for long. I joined a startup after graduating. No adult supervision meant I kept doing things in a sub optimal way and I couldn't justify rewrites. The poo pile after a year was my own code and making my code fit was nigh impossible.<|eor|><|sor|>That's why the real high-IQ move is to let the pile of poo get bigger and bigger until it is practically ready to topple over and then move to a different company. Repeat every 2-3 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you the reason this meme exists?
Edit: It was a joke. Chill!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | EmilyTheUwU | vjhcg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,776 |
programmerhumor | EmilyTheUwU | idj0olb | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>For those who are wondering:
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,769 |
programmerhumor | lonely_ass_virgin | idj4fgr | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>For those who are wondering:
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.<|eoopr|><|sor|>So AWS started to put jokes inside their service terms? I don't think it's a good idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,613 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Turnover_1235 | idj8wao | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao a bit like it being against the tos to develop nuclear weapons with the assistance of itunes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,064 |
programmerhumor | EmilyTheUwU | idj53ax | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>For those who are wondering:
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.<|eoopr|><|sor|>So AWS started to put jokes inside their service terms? I don't think it's a good idea<|eor|><|soopr|>If their legal team signed off on it...<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,903 |
programmerhumor | HoltonTight | idjevu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a term used for this kind of information, but I've unfortunately forgotten it. It's essentially used to prevent plagiarism as the clause is so unbelievable & bizarre that if it's seen in another place then it's easy to prove something's been plagiarized.
This has been done for years with dictionaries, maps etc.
If anyone can remember the name of this term, please let me know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,044 |
programmerhumor | BeakerAU | idjf9un | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a term used for this kind of information, but I've unfortunately forgotten it. It's essentially used to prevent plagiarism as the clause is so unbelievable & bizarre that if it's seen in another place then it's easy to prove something's been plagiarized.
This has been done for years with dictionaries, maps etc.
If anyone can remember the name of this term, please let me know.<|eor|><|sor|>I *think* the term is a copyright trap.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictitious_entry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,608 |
programmerhumor | precise_intensity | idj93v0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao a bit like it being against the tos to develop nuclear weapons with the assistance of itunes.<|eor|><|sor|>Those poor DoD devs, forbidden from listening to music<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,391 |
programmerhumor | PyMaster22 | idj33ql | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like something Aperture Science Innovators would write.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,276 |
programmerhumor | Harmxn- | idjdzon | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>For those who are wondering:
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.<|eoopr|><|sor|>So AWS started to put jokes inside their service terms? I don't think it's a good idea<|eor|><|soopr|>If their legal team signed off on it...<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then the question is, Who read this one?<|eor|><|sor|>There's this 1 guy on TikTok that reads all of them and shows us the bad things in them.
There's also a website that reads it for you, but I forgot the URL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 897 |
programmerhumor | updownupswoosh | idjdj9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>For those who are wondering:
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.<|eoopr|><|sor|>So AWS started to put jokes inside their service terms? I don't think it's a good idea<|eor|><|soopr|>If their legal team signed off on it...<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then the question is, Who read this one?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 816 |
programmerhumor | beboshoulddie | idjh5jy | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao a bit like it being against the tos to develop nuclear weapons with the assistance of itunes.<|eor|><|sor|>Those poor DoD devs, forbidden from listening to music<|eor|><|sor|>Nah they still use winamp, for obvious reasons.<|eor|><|sor|>It really nukes the llamas ass<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 807 |
programmerhumor | Deep_Accident_4853 | idj8qqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sounds like something Aperture Science Innovators would write.<|eor|><|sor|>Don't make medical equipment with game engines, unless there is a zombie apocalypse. Just a few zombies aren't enough, they have to really be going at it, fall of civilization amount of zombies. If we catch any of you making medical equipment while there are just a handful of zombies we will throw you over the wall and then use the medical equipment as there are now more zombies.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 777 |
programmerhumor | aSheedy_ | idjecqd | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>For those who are wondering:
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.<|eoopr|><|sor|>So AWS started to put jokes inside their service terms? I don't think it's a good idea<|eor|><|soopr|>If their legal team signed off on it...<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Then the question is, Who read this one?<|eor|><|sor|>There's this 1 guy on TikTok that reads all of them and shows us the bad things in them.
There's also a website that reads it for you, but I forgot the URL<|eor|><|sor|>Terms of Service; Didn't read
https://tosdr.org/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 758 |
programmerhumor | sub7exe | idkbvsw | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a term used for this kind of information, but I've unfortunately forgotten it. It's essentially used to prevent plagiarism as the clause is so unbelievable & bizarre that if it's seen in another place then it's easy to prove something's been plagiarized.
This has been done for years with dictionaries, maps etc.
If anyone can remember the name of this term, please let me know.<|eor|><|sor|>I *think* the term is a copyright trap.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictitious_entry<|eor|><|sor|>My oh my, doesn't the new wikipedia look fancy. I had to double check what site I was on!<|eor|><|sor|>I donated $5 a few years ago. So, youre welcome for the new interface.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 738 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Turnover_1235 | idj96tu | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lmao a bit like it being against the tos to develop nuclear weapons with the assistance of itunes.<|eor|><|sor|>Those poor DoD devs, forbidden from listening to music<|eor|><|sor|>Nah they still use winamp, for obvious reasons.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | securisteve | idjbjx1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>For those who are wondering:
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Damn it you told me not to read it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Turnover_1235 | idjyjlg | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There is a term used for this kind of information, but I've unfortunately forgotten it. It's essentially used to prevent plagiarism as the clause is so unbelievable & bizarre that if it's seen in another place then it's easy to prove something's been plagiarized.
This has been done for years with dictionaries, maps etc.
If anyone can remember the name of this term, please let me know.<|eor|><|sor|>I *think* the term is a copyright trap.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fictitious_entry<|eor|><|sor|>My oh my, doesn't the new wikipedia look fancy. I had to double check what site I was on!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | NorguardsVengeance | idj6gev | <|sols|><|sot|>Scarred for life.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0oh3omfydi791.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>For those who are wondering:
42.10. Acceptable Use; Safety-Critical Systems. Your use of the Lumberyard Materials must comply with the AWS Acceptable Use Policy. The Lumberyard Materials are not intended for use with life-critical or safety-critical systems, such as use in operation of medical equipment, automated transportation systems, autonomous vehicles, aircraft or air traffic control, nuclear facilities, manned spacecraft, or military use in connection with live combat. However, this restriction will not apply in the event of the occurrence (certified by the United States Centers for Disease Control or successor body) of a widespread viral infection transmitted via bites or contact with bodily fluids that causes human corpses to reanimate and seek to consume living human flesh, blood, brain or nerve tissue and is likely to result in the fall of organized civilization.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Do i understand correctly? So if I have a lumbermill and build an ECG out of woods and it materials found in my lumberyard, I am violating AWS policies?<|eor|><|sor|>Erm...
If you build an ECG using their game engine, called Lumberyard.
AWS has a lot of stuff that is being used for medical/defense/etc purposes. They are saying don't expect their game engine to perform under the same kind of pressure, or you will be disappointed... unless zombies have wiped out mankind and you need an ECG and you are just a game dev... then I guess the threat of harm of using their game engine to make a medical device is smaller than the threat of the 8-billion undead, threatening to eat you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | mohsens22 | cjpfd9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,749 |
programmerhumor | tedwardslm | evevxi7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Node modules decided they stopped existing today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,590 |
programmerhumor | Methuzala777 | evf1ohd | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>perhaps its the "the the" that is breaking your code...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | paakjis | evf26uj | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Node modules decided they stopped existing today<|eor|><|sor|>I'm Android native programmer. Tried to learn React Native. Fuck that, errors after errors. One day everything works, second nothing works. Can't wait for Flutter to become better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 605 |
programmerhumor | EvilPencil | evf0nrr | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's like flying a 737-max.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | xkrv | evf8k3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Node modules decided they stopped existing today<|eor|><|sor|>I'm Android native programmer. Tried to learn React Native. Fuck that, errors after errors. One day everything works, second nothing works. Can't wait for Flutter to become better.<|eor|><|sor|>I was going to say just use Flutter, but then I read your last sentence.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | robrobk | evfbz57 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>perhaps its the "the the" that is breaking your code...<|eor|><|sor|>dammit i hate you for pointing that out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | aintscurrdscars | evewce8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>when you realize
that youre either already a part of the simulation
or the one that just accidentally created it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | kirakun | evf9y96 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Node modules decided they stopped existing today<|eor|><|sor|>I'm Android native programmer. Tried to learn React Native. Fuck that, errors after errors. One day everything works, second nothing works. Can't wait for Flutter to become better.<|eor|><|sor|>I was going to say just use Flutter, but then I read your last sentence.<|eor|><|sor|>Every framework ever published claimed theyre the one. What makes you think flutter will be different?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | betrok | evf27bt | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>cosmic rays<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 162 |
programmerhumor | tilman2015 | evf8pvr | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Unable to replicate issue" - Ticket Closed! ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | SufficientFennel | evflb4c | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's like flying a 737-max.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>The remedy for the A350-941 problem is straightforward according to the AD: install Airbus software updates for a permanent cure, or switch the aeroplane off and on again.
It helps to read.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | kopafeelus | evf4pyg | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>cosmic rays<|eor|><|sor|>This might actually be the cause. It could have been a bit flip.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | THICC_DICC_PRICC | evf5jh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: its most likely a date/time problem. Fuck date/time problems<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | enador | eveywxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's the most terrifying thing that can happen. You know that there is an issue, but you have no way to debug it when everything is apparently working now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | Prawny | evf5n56 | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: its most likely a date/time problem. Fuck date/time problems<|eor|><|sor|>Or cache.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | mrjackspade | evfjb2l | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Node modules decided they stopped existing today<|eor|><|sor|>I'm Android native programmer. Tried to learn React Native. Fuck that, errors after errors. One day everything works, second nothing works. Can't wait for Flutter to become better.<|eor|><|sor|>I was going to say just use Flutter, but then I read your last sentence.<|eor|><|sor|>Every framework ever published claimed theyre the one. What makes you think flutter will be different?<|eor|><|sor|>Im in no position to make such statements, since Im not working as an app developer, but just have my private side projects.
But generally speaking flutter is straight forward, relatively easy to use compared to the frameworks i looked into before. Also its still pretty new, but has a fast growing community, not to mention its obvious, that it will have native Fuchsia support without majorly refactoring your legacy code.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yup.
"Damn, Framework X is so bloated and slow and difficult to use. I cant wait to use Framework Y! All they have to do is port in my 15 favorite features, and it will be great!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | xkrv | evfbdxq | <|sols|><|sot|>Happens too often.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8f012ezyved31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Node modules decided they stopped existing today<|eor|><|sor|>I'm Android native programmer. Tried to learn React Native. Fuck that, errors after errors. One day everything works, second nothing works. Can't wait for Flutter to become better.<|eor|><|sor|>I was going to say just use Flutter, but then I read your last sentence.<|eor|><|sor|>Every framework ever published claimed theyre the one. What makes you think flutter will be different?<|eor|><|sor|>Im in no position to make such statements, since Im not working as an app developer, but just have my private side projects.
But generally speaking flutter is straight forward, relatively easy to use compared to the frameworks i looked into before. Also its still pretty new, but has a fast growing community, not to mention its obvious, that it will have native Fuchsia support without majorly refactoring your legacy code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | JackDragon | 9btb1h | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,747 |
programmerhumor | nolifeorname | e55qb5n | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cease-and-desist must've worked, i'm unable to connect!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,346 |
programmerhumor | iwouldieforGladOS | e55rtf3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: The *Air* in Airbnb is not a reference to the internet or the "cloud". It's a reference to literal [air beds](http://media.4rgos.it/i/Argos/6174284_R_Z001A?$Web$&$DefaultPDP570$). They started by hosting guests with *air* beds, and even required their early hosts to exclusively use them until they realized how absurd that rule is.
For their full story from Brian Chesky himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W608u6sBFpo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,716 |
programmerhumor | TwiNighty | e55qm24 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cease-and-desist must've worked, i'm unable to connect!<|eor|><|sor|>Now they have leaked versions of *my* web apps. Damn it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,290 |
programmerhumor | Jalmorei | e55sst6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cease-and-desist must've worked, i'm unable to connect!<|eor|><|sor|>Now they have leaked versions of *my* web apps. Damn it.<|eor|><|sor|>No they have some random broken shit. Like who the hell wrote this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | davidthefat | e55s0jy | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: The *Air* in Airbnb is not a reference to the internet or the "cloud". It's a reference to literal [air beds](http://media.4rgos.it/i/Argos/6174284_R_Z001A?$Web$&$DefaultPDP570$). They started by hosting guests with *air* beds, and even required their early hosts to exclusively use them until they realized how absurd that rule is.
For their full story from Brian Chesky himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W608u6sBFpo<|eor|><|sor|>I heard it from the NPR Podcast: Air Beds and Breakfast. They wanted to rent out to artists going to this art conference or something so they set up an air bed and served the guests breakfast. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | Harflin | e55sfb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like an idiot for not understanding the initial Airbnb = localhost joke. Can someone enlighten me?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | CENSORED-1 | e55z68r | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like an idiot for not understanding the initial Airbnb = localhost joke. Can someone enlighten me?<|eor|><|sor|>In case you work in a non networking related programming field, localhost is the nickname a computer has for itself in the network.
A computer's version of home sweet home.
Additionally, Airbnb connects locals who want to host their place to visitors. They are "local hosts".<|eor|><|sor|>Theres no place like 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | CUN1NGER | e55mtol | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hah, those are jokes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | devvaughan | e55sncu | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like an idiot for not understanding the initial Airbnb = localhost joke. Can someone enlighten me?<|eor|><|sor|>You are staying at another person's house, where they live. They are locals, and they are your host. They are your local host :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 221 |
programmerhumor | poopellar | e561ubx | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cease-and-desist must've worked, i'm unable to connect!<|eor|><|sor|>Now they have leaked versions of *my* web apps. Damn it.<|eor|><|sor|>No they have some random broken shit. Like who the hell wrote this?<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of my work from a week ago.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | LimEJET | e55qlpw | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cease-and-desist must've worked, i'm unable to connect!<|eor|><|sor|>I can connect from my server, but not from my laptop. They must be doing weird useragent sniffing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | resin85 | e561xn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like an idiot for not understanding the initial Airbnb = localhost joke. Can someone enlighten me?<|eor|><|sor|>In case you work in a non networking related programming field, localhost is the nickname a computer has for itself in the network.
A computer's version of home sweet home.
Additionally, Airbnb connects locals who want to host their place to visitors. They are "local hosts".<|eor|><|sor|>Theres no place like 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|sor|>Except for 0.0.0.0.... will sleep with *anyone*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | GRAIN_DIV_20 | e55uoy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: The *Air* in Airbnb is not a reference to the internet or the "cloud". It's a reference to literal [air beds](http://media.4rgos.it/i/Argos/6174284_R_Z001A?$Web$&$DefaultPDP570$). They started by hosting guests with *air* beds, and even required their early hosts to exclusively use them until they realized how absurd that rule is.
For their full story from Brian Chesky himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W608u6sBFpo<|eor|><|sor|>Did they also require breakfast? I've never gotten breakfast from an airbnb<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | unnecessary_kindness | e560a8y | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>I feel like an idiot for not understanding the initial Airbnb = localhost joke. Can someone enlighten me?<|eor|><|sor|>In case you work in a non networking related programming field, localhost is the nickname a computer has for itself in the network.
A computer's version of home sweet home.
Additionally, Airbnb connects locals who want to host their place to visitors. They are "local hosts".<|eor|><|sor|>Shit, I work in networking and still didn't connect the dots. I'm a failure.<|eor|><|sor|>I have no nice words for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | SiNiquity | e562gk1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>The cease-and-desist must've worked, i'm unable to connect!<|eor|><|sor|>Now they have leaked versions of *my* web apps. Damn it.<|eor|><|sor|>No they have some random broken shit. Like who the hell wrote this?<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of my work from a week ago.<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of my work from a week from now. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | notkraftman | e55v30i | <|sols|><|sot|>Some probably proposed this and got shut down by the marketing team.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ekxxnn4s6fj11.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun fact: The *Air* in Airbnb is not a reference to the internet or the "cloud". It's a reference to literal [air beds](http://media.4rgos.it/i/Argos/6174284_R_Z001A?$Web$&$DefaultPDP570$). They started by hosting guests with *air* beds, and even required their early hosts to exclusively use them until they realized how absurd that rule is.
For their full story from Brian Chesky himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W608u6sBFpo<|eor|><|sor|>Did they also require breakfast? I've never gotten breakfast from an airbnb<|eor|><|sor|>I've had ingredients for a fry up left in the fridge on New year's day. Best Airbnb ever.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | Phantom_Gameeerr4028 | k8cjjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,742 |
programmerhumor | wild_man_wizard | gexdm1o | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real humor is all the programmers that ignored the "joke" and immediately started trying to solve it the intended way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,283 |
programmerhumor | gagik666 | gexgx3m | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real humor is all the programmers that ignored the "joke" and immediately started trying to solve it the intended way.<|eor|><|sor|>[Always a relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the answer to that!? I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>394 I think<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,854 |
programmerhumor | r915 | gexabl4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>394<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,828 |
programmerhumor | NimbusHeart | gexaowb | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>394??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,099 |
programmerhumor | karmaisded | gexfrm3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real humor is all the programmers that ignored the "joke" and immediately started trying to solve it the intended way.<|eor|><|sor|>[Always a relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the answer to that!? I need to know<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 880 |
programmerhumor | EnglishAintBeTooGood | gexilij | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real humor is all the programmers that ignored the "joke" and immediately started trying to solve it the intended way.<|eor|><|sor|>[Always a relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the answer to that!? I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>394 I think<|eor|><|sor|>Also my guess<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 652 |
programmerhumor | krafttoadt | gexcnph | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>394<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>4th row excludes 5 7 and 8 compairing 1st and 2n row tells u it cant be 2 either and so on until u come to an end<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 608 |
programmerhumor | wolwire | gexhibb | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>394<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>4th row excludes 5 7 and 8 compairing 1st and 2n row tells u it cant be 2 either and so on until u come to an end<|eor|><|sor|>Now 578&2 have been eliminated thus from second condition you can identify that 4 is one of the correct number. Which can be placed first or last. The third condition eliminates this. So 4 is on last. Since 4 is last from first condition the correct no on second pos is 9 as one cant be there. Last condition says that either one of 6 or 9 can be present. Thus 6 is eliminated. So from 3rd condition the last no is 3 to be placed first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 404 |
programmerhumor | RedAndWrong | gexnyme | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real humor is all the programmers that ignored the "joke" and immediately started trying to solve it the intended way.<|eor|><|sor|>[Always a relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the answer to that!? I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>394 I think<|eor|><|sor|>Also my guess<|eor|><|sor|>Wait is nobody noticing that the answe in the puzzle in the OP and the answer to the xkcd strip are the same number?
My mind is exploding<|eor|><|sor|>I think they mean the Reddit post is 394, not the xkcd one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 401 |
programmerhumor | haikusbot | gexe4h8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brute force is always the solution, maybe not the best but always<|eor|><|sor|>*Brute force is always*
*The solution, maybe not*
*The best but always*
\- controversialcomrade
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^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | BlatantConservative | gexn3bz | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real humor is all the programmers that ignored the "joke" and immediately started trying to solve it the intended way.<|eor|><|sor|>[Always a relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the answer to that!? I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>394 I think<|eor|><|sor|>Also my guess<|eor|><|sor|>Wait is nobody noticing that the answe in the puzzle in the OP and the answer to the xkcd strip are the same number?
My mind is exploding<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 369 |
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