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programmerhumor | controversialcomrade | gexe41s | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>Brute force is always the solution, maybe not the best but always<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | someone1010101 | gexh9th | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>394??<|eor|><|sor|>Yes I got the same answer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | NimbusHeart | gexith0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>394??<|eor|><|sor|>I got 694<|eor|><|sor|>Then the last condition becomes false<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | admadguy | gexg00r | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real humor is all the programmers that ignored the "joke" and immediately started trying to solve it the intended way.<|eor|><|sor|>[Always a relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the answer to that!? I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>I am not an electrical engineer. but what I remember from the one electrical engineering course I took, it can be solved with an infinite series.
Edit: Yep.. I was not wrong.
https://www.mathpages.com/home/kmath668/kmath668.htm<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 260 |
programmerhumor | Ejsexton82 | gexw08t | <|sols|><|sot|>Brute force = best decoding method<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ybb6zfmp2q361.png<|eol|><|sor|>The real humor is all the programmers that ignored the "joke" and immediately started trying to solve it the intended way.<|eor|><|sor|>[Always a relevant XKCD](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nerd_sniping.png)<|eor|><|sor|>Whats the answer to that!? I need to know<|eor|><|sor|>394 I think<|eor|><|sor|>Also my guess<|eor|><|sor|>Wait is nobody noticing that the answe in the puzzle in the OP and the answer to the xkcd strip are the same number?
My mind is exploding<|eor|><|sor|>I think they mean the Reddit post is 394, not the xkcd one<|eor|><|sor|>Totally thought they were talking about the XKCD comic and completely forgot about the OP. Guess I got nerd sniped.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 217 |
programmerhumor | ProbablyJeff | a7gkvw | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,734 |
programmerhumor | Tux1 | ec2wilb | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme needs to have a white background, black serif text, and blue clickable links.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,480 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | ec36f60 | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme needs to have a white background, black serif text, and blue clickable links.<|eor|><|sor|>You want a website in five minutes? It's gonna be written in Notepad and look exactly like that.
If I'm in a good mood, maybe a centered H1 title or something.
<|eor|><|sor|>`<h1 align="center"> I like B00BS </h1>`
This code is my copyrighted code. If you want to use any of my code, please send me an email listing what you intend to use it for and pay the licensing fee. Thank you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 900 |
programmerhumor | FlyByPC | ec31rjo | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme needs to have a white background, black serif text, and blue clickable links.<|eor|><|sor|>You want a website in five minutes? It's gonna be written in Notepad and look exactly like that.
If I'm in a good mood, maybe a centered H1 title or something.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 874 |
programmerhumor | Xtrendence | ec37w9t | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme needs to have a white background, black serif text, and blue clickable links.<|eor|><|sor|>You want a website in five minutes? It's gonna be written in Notepad and look exactly like that.
If I'm in a good mood, maybe a centered H1 title or something.
<|eor|><|sor|>`<h1 align="center"> I like B00BS </h1>`
This code is my copyrighted code. If you want to use any of my code, please send me an email listing what you intend to use it for and pay the licensing fee. Thank you.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if I just credit you for it? Think of the exposure. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | Scalytor | ec2zxza | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Has nobody taught you the ways of the ancients? Tables embedded in tables embedded in tables!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | AHigherFormOfUser | ec2x88x | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>The scrollbar is a nice touch.
The amount of time I've spent trying get rid of a stupid scrollbar...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 452 |
programmerhumor | Turious | ec34x1o | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This semester that just ended, I spent the first week getting my CSS in order. Looked great. He came down on me for "focusing on how it looks rather than functionality." I built my functionality around the style and got it done. Then at the end of the projects, he came down on everyone else for not focusing on how it looks enough. It wasn't fun for anyone. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | CSThr0waway123 | ec382so | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme needs to have a white background, black serif text, and blue clickable links.<|eor|><|sor|>You want a website in five minutes? It's gonna be written in Notepad and look exactly like that.
If I'm in a good mood, maybe a centered H1 title or something.
<|eor|><|sor|>`<h1 align="center"> I like B00BS </h1>`
This code is my copyrighted code. If you want to use any of my code, please send me an email listing what you intend to use it for and pay the licensing fee. Thank you.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if I just credit you for it? Think of the exposure. <|eor|><|sor|>This code is among a collection of code that took my ENTIRE LIFE to write. A simple credit won't suffice for the countless hours, blood, sweat and semen put into writing all of this code. If you want to use it, then follow the guidelines I provided and I may allow you to use it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | cr125rider | ec31cip | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>The scrollbar is a nice touch.
The amount of time I've spent trying get rid of a stupid scrollbar...<|eor|><|sor|>I had the same problem! Just add this to all your web pages:
`$('*').css('overflow', 'hidden')`
Works every time!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god it's in javascript lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 205 |
programmerhumor | Tyrus1235 | ec388km | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This semester that just ended, I spent the first week getting my CSS in order. Looked great. He came down on me for "focusing on how it looks rather than functionality." I built my functionality around the style and got it done. Then at the end of the projects, he came down on everyone else for not focusing on how it looks enough. It wasn't fun for anyone. <|eor|><|sor|>You know, a web page is about 80% looks and 20% functionality. And this is coming from someone thats been using Angular ever since its AngularJS days. Any heavy-duty stuff should be relegated to the back-end, unless you dont mind the performance and security issues.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Dankunderscorememes | ec3004c | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>The scrollbar is a nice touch.
The amount of time I've spent trying get rid of a stupid scrollbar...<|eor|><|sor|>I had the same problem! Just add this to all your web pages:
`$('*').css('overflow', 'hidden')`
Works every time!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | MrQuickLine | ec34kk4 | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>The scrollbar is a nice touch.
The amount of time I've spent trying get rid of a stupid scrollbar...<|eor|><|sor|>I had the same problem! Just add this to all your web pages:
`$('*').css('overflow', 'hidden')`
Works every time!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god it's in javascript lol<|eor|><|sor|>It's in jQuery. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Eparkn | ec3fgqa | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme needs to have a white background, black serif text, and blue clickable links.<|eor|><|sor|>You want a website in five minutes? It's gonna be written in Notepad and look exactly like that.
If I'm in a good mood, maybe a centered H1 title or something.
<|eor|><|sor|>`<h1 align="center"> I like B00BS </h1>`
This code is my copyrighted code. If you want to use any of my code, please send me an email listing what you intend to use it for and pay the licensing fee. Thank you.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if I just credit you for it? Think of the exposure. <|eor|><|sor|>This code is among a collection of code that took my ENTIRE LIFE to write. A simple credit won't suffice for the countless hours, blood, sweat and semen put into writing all of this code. If you want to use it, then follow the guidelines I provided and I may allow you to use it.<|eor|><|sor|>'Hours, blood, sweat and semen' one of these is not like the others<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | ihatecodingshit | ec3710m | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Has nobody taught you the ways of the ancients? Tables embedded in tables embedded in tables!<|eor|><|sor|>When you're making e-mails outlook compatible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | deeferg | ec34okd | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>The scrollbar is a nice touch.
The amount of time I've spent trying get rid of a stupid scrollbar...<|eor|><|sor|>I had the same problem! Just add this to all your web pages:
`$('*').css('overflow', 'hidden')`
Works every time!<|eor|><|sor|>Oh god it's in javascript lol<|eor|><|sor|>It's in jQuery. <|eor|><|sor|>Pff, an unnecessary import of JQuery. We barebonez here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | justabottleofwater | ec2vmo6 | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>Some flexbox and you're good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | Xtrendence | ec3b0bh | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme needs to have a white background, black serif text, and blue clickable links.<|eor|><|sor|>You want a website in five minutes? It's gonna be written in Notepad and look exactly like that.
If I'm in a good mood, maybe a centered H1 title or something.
<|eor|><|sor|>`<h1 align="center"> I like B00BS </h1>`
This code is my copyrighted code. If you want to use any of my code, please send me an email listing what you intend to use it for and pay the licensing fee. Thank you.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if I just credit you for it? Think of the exposure. <|eor|><|sor|>What's the exchange rate of exposure to USD?<|eor|><|sor|>Depends. If it's an indecent exposure, you can expect a pretty big fine.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | Eparkn | ec3g86j | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This meme needs to have a white background, black serif text, and blue clickable links.<|eor|><|sor|>You want a website in five minutes? It's gonna be written in Notepad and look exactly like that.
If I'm in a good mood, maybe a centered H1 title or something.
<|eor|><|sor|>`<h1 align="center"> I like B00BS </h1>`
This code is my copyrighted code. If you want to use any of my code, please send me an email listing what you intend to use it for and pay the licensing fee. Thank you.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if I just credit you for it? Think of the exposure. <|eor|><|sor|>This code is among a collection of code that took my ENTIRE LIFE to write. A simple credit won't suffice for the countless hours, blood, sweat and semen put into writing all of this code. If you want to use it, then follow the guidelines I provided and I may allow you to use it.<|eor|><|sor|>'Hours, blood, sweat and semen' one of these is not like the others<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, hours isn't a bodily fluid<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77 |
programmerhumor | Roflkopt3r | ec3f9uu | <|sols|><|sot|>It sucks, man.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jm48nisze4521.png<|eol|><|sor|>This semester that just ended, I spent the first week getting my CSS in order. Looked great. He came down on me for "focusing on how it looks rather than functionality." I built my functionality around the style and got it done. Then at the end of the projects, he came down on everyone else for not focusing on how it looks enough. It wasn't fun for anyone. <|eor|><|sor|>You know, a web page is about 80% looks and 20% functionality. And this is coming from someone thats been using Angular ever since its AngularJS days. Any heavy-duty stuff should be relegated to the back-end, unless you dont mind the performance and security issues.<|eor|><|sor|>> Any heavy-duty stuff should be relegated to the back-end, unless you dont mind the performance and security issues.
My bachelor mixed Javascript, Jquery, Angular and PHP into one course before most students had any idea what a server even did besides providing an index.html. We ended up with tasks programming logins and data bases that would normally be serverside in client side Javascript as if that was a normal thing to do. Confused the hell out of me until we finally got to a module where we did proper server-side development.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | deuterium--_-- | ff9gfo | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,724 |
programmerhumor | LinkHero95 | fjx3xma | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The glass has been marked as duplicate. - SO Admins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,831 |
programmerhumor | auxiliary-username | fjx3uoq | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | T-Loy | fjx97hf | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"*edit* ah I figured out the solution. Thanks guys. Bye." - also stack overflow.<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck is doing this on SO. The whole point is that it's a Q&A site.<|eor|><|sor|>Most likely the same people answering Amazon product questions with "I don't know"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | deuterium--_-- | fjx3wxb | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be<|eor|><|soopr|>Programmer: let it be to avoid corner cases<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Netcob | fjx71cp | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why do you even need a glass of water in the first place? How about a Rubik's cube or a dry piece of wood?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | hitaishi_1 | fjxemqu | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The glass has been marked as duplicate. - SO Admins.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I answered 2 questions on SO both got downvoted. Interesting thing is the second answer was marked as correct answer by the OP since it solved his problem and thanked me.
Now every time I try to answer I get a warning my account might lose the privilege to answer so I have stopped answering..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | OwlsParliament | fjx854x | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"*edit* ah I figured out the solution. Thanks guys. Bye." - also stack overflow.<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck is doing this on SO. The whole point is that it's a Q&A site.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
programmerhumor | Jazzinarium | fjxajo1 | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"*edit* ah I figured out the solution. Thanks guys. Bye." - also stack overflow.<|eor|><|sor|>Who the fuck is doing this on SO. The whole point is that it's a Q&A site.<|eor|><|sor|>Most likely the same people answering Amazon product questions with "I don't know"<|eor|><|sor|>And the people answering "google it" on a SO post that ended up being THE VERY FUCKING FIRST GOOGLE SEARCH RESULT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | poparika | fjx8uf5 | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I searched a problem I had yesterday. The top result was essentially exactly what I needed. The only two answers were "Why would you need to do that?" and "Google to your avail".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | WiteXDan | fjxfrxl | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The glass has been marked as duplicate. - SO Admins.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I answered 2 questions on SO both got downvoted. Interesting thing is the second answer was marked as correct answer by the OP since it solved his problem and thanked me.
Now every time I try to answer I get a warning my account might lose the privilege to answer so I have stopped answering..<|eor|><|sor|>Privilege to help people. Wow thanks SO<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | -Rivox- | fjx8545 | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be<|eor|><|soopr|>Programmer: let it be to avoid corner cases<|eoopr|><|sor|>Good Programmer: let's not letting it like that, and use realloc when the time comes<|eor|><|sor|>Bad programmer: let's hardcode the dimensions somewhere in the code, three different places I'd say it's best.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | Teladi | fjxc9ta | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I searched a problem I had yesterday. The top result was essentially exactly what I needed. The only two answers were "Why would you need to do that?" and "Google to your avail".<|eor|><|sor|>I just love it when I google a question, click on the top result, and it's a thread full of people calling OP dumb and that he should just google it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 125 |
programmerhumor | INoScopedObama | fjx58qb | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\***Closed.** This question is off-topic. It is not currently accepting answers\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | fjxgwiq | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The glass has been marked as duplicate. - SO Admins.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>I answered 2 questions on SO both got downvoted. Interesting thing is the second answer was marked as correct answer by the OP since it solved his problem and thanked me.
Now every time I try to answer I get a warning my account might lose the privilege to answer so I have stopped answering..<|eor|><|sor|>Privilege to help people. Wow thanks SO<|eor|><|sor|>yeah, you gotta earn that privilege by telling people to just use jquery even when they aren't coding in JS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | hudgepudge | fjx5tuy | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Marked as duplicate, go [here] for previous answer."
*Clicks link and reads title*
"Mug is third full or two thirds empty?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 106 |
programmerhumor | n0tKamui | fjx7v7l | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be<|eor|><|soopr|>Programmer: let it be to avoid corner cases<|eoopr|><|sor|>Good Programmer: let's not letting it like that, and use realloc when the time comes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | ThineMoistPantaloons | fjxbxqz | <|sols|><|sot|>*sobs in compiler errors*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/y3ky1ewxlel41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The glass has been marked as duplicate. - SO Admins.<|eor|><|sor|>And the original has an accepted solution from 2012 which is either completely wrong or irrelevant. Or both.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | Aquillium | dfgjeo | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,697 |
programmerhumor | GlutenFreeBuns | f32u5pt | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks, I was wondering how I was going to look to everyone else in about an hour<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,617 |
programmerhumor | quickscope10 | f3334bo | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Another js library?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 700 |
programmerhumor | Naxxras | f33egl5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>what do you MEAN SEG FAULT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | shelvac2 | f334lwo | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks, I was wondering how I was going to look to everyone else in about an hour<|eor|><|sor|>> how I was going to look
You're Michel Mayor?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | SythSnuxx | f33gj1h | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks, I was wondering how I was going to look to everyone else in about an hour<|eor|><|sor|>> how I was going to look
You're Michel Mayor?<|eor|><|sor|>No, he will start debugging<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | Ikiller123321 | f33dwzk | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's both
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS CODE"
and
"I'm so dumb. it's a typo"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | SOSFILMZ | f32xm5j | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"The fuuuuuuq?!!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 208 |
programmerhumor | Naxxras | f33nx5s | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>what do you MEAN SEG FAULT<|eor|><|sor|>That was me today. I started getting seg faults in my Python program...<|eor|><|sor|>Go ahead and turn in your Python badge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Ngh21 | f33c2su | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"What do you mean that didnt work either?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | coranos2 | f33jlz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Another js library?"<|eor|><|sor|>Why did accepting this bugfix cause more unit tests to fail?
Why do my arrow functions no longer compile?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | HeroOfTheEmpire | f33ahcr | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Oh come on! Another one!?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | TheGreatCabbage2 | f33kpww | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>what do you MEAN SEG FAULT<|eor|><|sor|>That was me today. I started getting seg faults in my Python program...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | tuxman20 | f33jk73 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thanks, I was wondering how I was going to look to everyone else in about an hour<|eor|><|sor|>> how I was going to look
You're Michel Mayor?<|eor|><|sor|>No, he will start debugging<|eor|><|sor|>Michel Mayor is a developer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | hydraSlav | f33j51p | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"The fuuuuuuq?!!"<|eor|><|sor|>That's what I say when I **know** the code *shouldn't* work, and yet it does<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | brodega | f33r12v | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Another js library?"<|eor|><|sor|>Me debugging a Webpack error even though it was working fine yesterday and before I start to think I really have no idea how Webpack works even though Ive done this a hundred times before and building a fucking SPA shouldnt require 100 goddamn loaders and memorizing 100 goddamn configurations to just to print Hello World in Comic Sans and I fucking hate Webpack and Im going to quit my job and go work on a farm and never touch a computer again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | brodega | f33wiug | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Another js library?"<|eor|><|sor|>Me debugging a Webpack error even though it was working fine yesterday and before I start to think I really have no idea how Webpack works even though Ive done this a hundred times before and building a fucking SPA shouldnt require 100 goddamn loaders and memorizing 100 goddamn configurations to just to print Hello World in Comic Sans and I fucking hate Webpack and Im going to quit my job and go work on a farm and never touch a computer again.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh so that's why you're on reddit right now<|eor|><|sor|>FOR THE LAST TIME, THE ENTRYPOINT IS **NOT** UNDEFINED.
THE PATH IS VALID. THE HTML FILE IS RIGHT THERE. OTHER SHIT SEES IT. STOP GASLIGHTING ME.
THE.
FUCKING.
PATH.
IS.
**VALID**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | PrintersStreet | f33tnji | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>what do you MEAN SEG FAULT<|eor|><|sor|>That was me today. I started getting seg faults in my Python program...<|eor|><|sor|>What kind of experimental ML framework were you trying out?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | specialized_potato | f33adzr | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>TIL I've won many Nobel prizes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | H-oru-s | f33g0z1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I can hear this image<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8tzk79jqhir31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love that feeling when its actually a logic error and you finally see the flaw in your code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | scaleable | 8xdgdk | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,672 |
programmerhumor | BottledSoap | e233szx | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>We recently hired an intern and he's always impressed by how quickly i troubleshoot his code. Little does he know it's because i make the same mistakes so much that i know exactly where to look first.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,305 |
programmerhumor | fabidoux | e22ty5c | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bottom illustrator is Gudim Anton. His IG account is @gudim_public. I recommand you to check his work. It's good. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,298 |
programmerhumor | iliveinapark | e237urm | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>We recently hired an intern and he's always impressed by how quickly i troubleshoot his code. Little does he know it's because i make the same mistakes so much that i know exactly where to look first.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what makes us seniors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,196 |
programmerhumor | PM_ME__ASIAN_BOOBS | e239yq3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>We recently hired an intern and he's always impressed by how quickly i troubleshoot his code. Little does he know it's because i make the same mistakes so much that i know exactly where to look first.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what makes us seniors.<|eor|><|sor|>We fail faster<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 701 |
programmerhumor | AKA_Wildcard | e22mgqa | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sick moves<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | scaleable | e22xiyx | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>The bottom illustrator is Gudim Anton. His IG account is @gudim_public. I recommand you to check his work. It's good. <|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>> @gudim_public
Hi, I'm the instagram bot.
(ty for the heads up)
https://www.instagram.com/gudim_public
<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 327 |
programmerhumor | TimmyTesticles | e231rvn | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can you make one for angular<|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/zdK1SRh.jpg<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | Theemuts | e22vgrd | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>We all fail in our own spectacularly stupid ways<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | scaleable | e232yml | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>(burying inc)
It's something like "wow we have this amazing new tech that solves problems but also creates anothers, and in the end of the day I have written this amazing piece of beautiful complex software with SSR, code splitting, graphQL, blockchain, nodejs and machine learning but still feels I'm somehow hitting the head in the wall, is it really THAT better than writing plain old static PHP?"
Google said: "Did you mean **reddit redesign?**"<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | MrAlumina | e23iah5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>We recently hired an intern and he's always impressed by how quickly i troubleshoot his code. Little does he know it's because i make the same mistakes so much that i know exactly where to look first.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what makes us seniors.<|eor|><|sor|>We fail faster<|eor|><|sor|>Don't you mean earlier?
On a side note, can you pm me what people pm'd you ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | justaguyingeorgia | e22qq3o | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sick moves<|eor|><|sor|>Can someone make a top one of JavaScript devs and bottom of Java devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | KamiKagutsuchi | e22sxsc | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sick moves<|eor|><|sor|>Can someone make a top one of JavaScript devs and bottom of Java devs<|eor|><|sor|>The bottom one would have to wear a tie to be a java developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | Isoldael | e230u82 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>[And then there's me. ](https://youtu.be/0w6L93kD3xw)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | masterwit | e2350h4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can you make one for angular<|eor|><|sor|>https://i.imgur.com/zdK1SRh.jpg<|eor|><|sor|>1. Commented out old code
2. Added new implementation
3. Kept old code just in case because irrational paranoia surrounding version control
Looks angular to me! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | engwish | e239qwr | <|sols|><|sot|>I have finally become a senior<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/atsdhmg8by811.png<|eol|><|sor|>We recently hired an intern and he's always impressed by how quickly i troubleshoot his code. Little does he know it's because i make the same mistakes so much that i know exactly where to look first.<|eor|><|sor|>This is how you get better at programming. You fail so much you learn to recover from your failures faster (and maybe even prevent them from the start).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | Erick_Og | m6g71x | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,680 |
programmerhumor | KissMyBottomEnd | gr5s1n0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they use MongoDB? Nevermind government agencies will never use anything else but MSSQL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,914 |
programmerhumor | GeorgeWalt | gr5umt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they use MongoDB? Nevermind government agencies will never use anything else but MSSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>What are you talking about? Government and something as new as MSSQL. They're still using stamp cards<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,341 |
programmerhumor | Tovarisch_The_Python | gr5lyx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this car driven by the now grown-up Bobby Tables?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up. It is now my most upvoted thing. Thank you, Kind Strangers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,123 |
programmerhumor | pattachan | gr5vwmf | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>soooo.... does this work?<|eor|><|sor|>If they dont sanitize their inputs properly, it could.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 976 |
programmerhumor | AlphaO4 | gr6b1sm | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they use MongoDB? Nevermind government agencies will never use anything else but MSSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>What are you talking about? Government and something as new as MSSQL. They're still using stamp cards<|eor|><|sor|>Excel, bay-beeee!<|eor|><|sor|>the worst thing is, that I know for a fact that my school is still using Excel as their Database for all records. The worst thing is, the only thing from stoping a student from accessing this is a numeric password.
On a totally unrelated note, I have a A+ in Math and in english.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 927 |
programmerhumor | TheBrainStone | gr62m4i | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if its an urban legend or actually happened. But the story is that that actually worked. They drop the national speed trap register. Twice before the bug was fixed. With complete data loss each time because who needs backups of that data.
Real or not thats definitely in the realm of realistic, especially considering its a government agency.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 855 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | gr68hba | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they use MongoDB? Nevermind government agencies will never use anything else but MSSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>What are you talking about? Government and something as new as MSSQL. They're still using stamp cards<|eor|><|sor|>Excel, bay-beeee!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 765 |
programmerhumor | Sc00termcgee | gr6etgx | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen a lot of drop table jokes/memes. Does this kind of thing really work, or is input sanitation common enough that it's mostly just a gag?
EDIT: Found a list! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL\_injection#Examples](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL_injection#Examples)<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite from that page:
>In 2014, an individual in Poland legally renamed his business [...] in an attempt to disrupt operation of spammers harvesting bots.<|eor|><|sor|>I like this one...
> On March 27, 2011, www.mysql.com, the official homepage for MySQL, was compromised by a hacker using SQL blind injection<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 748 |
programmerhumor | CuFlam | gr66x12 | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen a lot of drop table jokes/memes. Does this kind of thing really work, or is input sanitation common enough that it's mostly just a gag?
EDIT: Found a list! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL\_injection#Examples](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL_injection#Examples)<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite from that page:
>In 2014, an individual in Poland legally renamed his business [...] in an attempt to disrupt operation of spammers harvesting bots.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 682 |
programmerhumor | ChunkofWhat | gr63sqe | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen a lot of drop table jokes/memes. Does this kind of thing really work, or is input sanitation common enough that it's mostly just a gag?
EDIT: Found a list! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL\_injection#Examples](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL_injection#Examples)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 650 |
programmerhumor | StretchSmiley | gr5qusj | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>soooo.... does this work?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | gr6cbr1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What if they use MongoDB? Nevermind government agencies will never use anything else but MSSQL.<|eor|><|sor|>What are you talking about? Government and something as new as MSSQL. They're still using stamp cards<|eor|><|sor|>Excel, bay-beeee!<|eor|><|sor|>the worst thing is, that I know for a fact that my school is still using Excel as their Database for all records. The worst thing is, the only thing from stoping a student from accessing this is a numeric password.
On a totally unrelated note, I have a A+ in Math and in english.<|eor|><|sor|>lol, that's a lot of security
At the HS I used to go, they had a "teacherguest" user and its password was literally added as a comment to the user, because no one can see that, right?
Wrong. `net user teacherguest`, and it was right there.
The best part is, when they set up our accounts, they gave each and every one of us a strong alphanumeric password that we had to use. It definitely encouraged a good handling of passwords, but it was also the one password most people started using for everything, because at that point most of us had something horribly weak instead -- I remember my email password was `hotwheels` before I swapped it to my school password, which stayed there for years until I decided to upgrade. But many only did one of these two steps.
So why is this the best part? Because, as it turns out, the school admins _kept a database of every single one of these passwords._ And how do I know? Well...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 454 |
programmerhumor | Mwarw | gr6229m | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>soooo.... does this work?<|eor|><|sor|>If they dont sanitize their inputs properly, it could.<|eor|><|sor|>I can see word 'tablice' in there so I assume it's polish car. If it is or from country with equally competent people connected to creating national software. They don't sanitize inputs properly, but also do other things in the way that will crash speedcamera's software beforehand because it's too much signs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | hypnotickaleidoscope | gr6dkhd | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if its an urban legend or actually happened. But the story is that that actually worked. They drop the national speed trap register. Twice before the bug was fixed. With complete data loss each time because who needs backups of that data.
Real or not thats definitely in the realm of realistic, especially considering its a government agency.<|eor|><|sor|>I heard that someone had 'null' to avoid fines
[HAI video](https://youtu.be/_c1am8NSx_s)<|eor|><|sor|>It backfired and because of the way the software worked he actually started receiving other people's fines because of missing fields in the database causing null hits.
https://www.wired.com/story/null-license-plate-landed-one-hacker-ticket-hell/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 304 |
programmerhumor | SavvySillybug | gr7oxn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen a lot of drop table jokes/memes. Does this kind of thing really work, or is input sanitation common enough that it's mostly just a gag?
EDIT: Found a list! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL\_injection#Examples](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SQL_injection#Examples)<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite from that page:
>In 2014, an individual in Poland legally renamed his business [...] in an attempt to disrupt operation of spammers harvesting bots.<|eor|><|sor|>I like this one...
> On March 27, 2011, www.mysql.com, the official homepage for MySQL, was compromised by a hacker using SQL blind injection<|eor|><|sor|>I'm a fan of...
> On November 1, 2005, a teenaged hacker used SQL injection to break into the site of a Taiwanese information security magazine from the Tech Target group and steal customers' information.
Let's make an information security magazine. What's SQL injection? I dunno, probably nothing to do with information security.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | TheBrainStone | gr65m0q | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if its an urban legend or actually happened. But the story is that that actually worked. They drop the national speed trap register. Twice before the bug was fixed. With complete data loss each time because who needs backups of that data.
Real or not thats definitely in the realm of realistic, especially considering its a government agency.<|eor|><|sor|>which country?<|eor|><|sor|>Poland<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | coranos2 | gr65i6t | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if its an urban legend or actually happened. But the story is that that actually worked. They drop the national speed trap register. Twice before the bug was fixed. With complete data loss each time because who needs backups of that data.
Real or not thats definitely in the realm of realistic, especially considering its a government agency.<|eor|><|sor|>which country?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT | gr6f8co | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this car driven by the now grown-up Bobby Tables?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up. It is now my most upvoted thing. Thank you, Kind Strangers.<|eor|><|sor|>a real live bobby tables hahaha, i am SO curious if this worked. I'm convinced this was inspired by that.<|eor|><|sor|>Some guy changed his plate to "NULL" and was sent thousands of tickets from other people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | Jac0b_0 | gr6br9o | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if its an urban legend or actually happened. But the story is that that actually worked. They drop the national speed trap register. Twice before the bug was fixed. With complete data loss each time because who needs backups of that data.
Real or not thats definitely in the realm of realistic, especially considering its a government agency.<|eor|><|sor|>I heard that someone had 'null' to avoid fines
[HAI video](https://youtu.be/_c1am8NSx_s)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | aanarchyy | gr63he6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Speed cameras + SQL?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ch1byr8crfn61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is this car driven by the now grown-up Bobby Tables?
EDIT: Wow, this blew up. It is now my most upvoted thing. Thank you, Kind Strangers.<|eor|><|sor|>a real live bobby tables hahaha, i am SO curious if this worked. I'm convinced this was inspired by that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 176 |
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