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programmerhumor | ClassicBooks | ht0te7q | <|sols|><|sot|>They have a job to keep!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qpyd7ozdw6c81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Added a library that we used one function from. Adds 1Gb to your download size."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
programmerhumor | genericusername123 | ht1f563 | <|sols|><|sot|>They have a job to keep!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qpyd7ozdw6c81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We had a client once who unironically asked us if it's possible not to put the bugs in the first place? (big ass enterprise lvl company)<|eor|><|sor|>Reminds me of a quality control story/joke:
>A number of years ago, IBM Canada ordered some parts from a new supplier in Japan. The company noted in its order that acceptable quality allowed for 1.5 per cent defects (a fairly high standard in North America at the time).
>The Japanese sent the order, with a few parts packaged separately in plastic. The accompanying letter said: "We don't know why you want 1.5 per cent defective parts, but for your convenience, we've packed them separately."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | LardPi | ht0ski3 | <|sols|><|sot|>They have a job to keep!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qpyd7ozdw6c81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Atleast they're honest<|eor|><|sor|>Car mechanics and others probably do the same and never tell us. I draw the line at doctors though<|eor|><|sor|>Doctors don't need to cheat because we add the bugs ourselves with tobacco, alcohol, sugar, fat and, most importantly when it come to us programmers, sedentarity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 130 |
programmerhumor | cydude1234 | ht0h3cw | <|sols|><|sot|>They have a job to keep!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qpyd7ozdw6c81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: App Store*
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\* The application icon has been changed.
\* Ads now appear less recurring.
\* New categories.
\* Fixed the bug that caused it to close when entering for the first time.
\* We have solved the bugs that we had added in the previous version.
\* [*Underlined red:*] We have added even more bugs to avoid losing our jobs.
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | thefelixremix | ht0vwg8 | <|sols|><|sot|>They have a job to keep!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qpyd7ozdw6c81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Looking at you, Google Chrome's Play Store page<|eor|><|sor|>At this rate I am convinced Google is testing AI + ML coding on its chrome android app, and that the fixes are just copy pasted across.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89 |
programmerhumor | chrjen | ht0j1jx | <|sols|><|sot|>They have a job to keep!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qpyd7ozdw6c81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Every bug is a feature. If not for the client then for the developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | ht0r0qa | <|sols|><|sot|>They have a job to keep!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qpyd7ozdw6c81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Atleast they're honest<|eor|><|sor|>Car mechanics and others probably do the same and never tell us. I draw the line at doctors though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | fague_doctor | animid | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,812 |
programmerhumor | Effree | efts1xx | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>webdev: i use animate.css it's only one line of code to animate that button.
webdev2: what about the library.
webdev: its minified... technically one line of code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,558 |
programmerhumor | imakesubsreal | efu2v24 | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>webdev: i use animate.css it's only one line of code to animate that button.
webdev2: what about the library.
webdev: its minified... technically one line of code.<|eor|><|sor|>ha i can run a game with one line of code, <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 846 |
programmerhumor | clit_or_us | efu31bz | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>webdev: i use animate.css it's only one line of code to animate that button.
webdev2: what about the library.
webdev: its minified... technically one line of code.<|eor|><|sor|>ha i can run a game with one line of code, <|eor|><|sor|>That's a long line.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 488 |
programmerhumor | Tangurena | efu3g14 | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, so true. We are implementing an "undo" button. It is going on 6 weeks and still not finished yet. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 421 |
programmerhumor | ethanatortx | efu4gcu | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>webdev: i use animate.css it's only one line of code to animate that button.
webdev2: what about the library.
webdev: its minified... technically one line of code.<|eor|><|sor|>ha i can run a game with one line of code, <|eor|><|sor|>That's a long line.<|eor|><|sor|>It takes an awfully long line of code to run an awfully long game<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 391 |
programmerhumor | oofoofoofoofoofoof1 | eftmba9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When a button lags your program<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | hdlo | efu3e29 | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Today I'll do something cool in css only ! I'll be so proud."
15mn and 12 SO posts from before 2010
"Ok maybe I will use that jquery cdn after all"
2 hours later
"Are global variables \*that\* evil ?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 262 |
programmerhumor | mcnuggetor | efu76bz | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, so true. We are implementing an "undo" button. It is going on 6 weeks and still not finished yet. <|eor|><|sor|>hopefully you havent been working on the undo button for that long wtf<|eor|><|sor|>They may have to implement a stored history so they have somehing to undo back to. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | Foxes_are_the_best | eftwsgr | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally anything in Java Swing <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | mrshampoo | efucmwz | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, so true. We are implementing an "undo" button. It is going on 6 weeks and still not finished yet. <|eor|><|sor|>Stop testing the undo button<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | Mango1666 | efu6tp8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, so true. We are implementing an "undo" button. It is going on 6 weeks and still not finished yet. <|eor|><|sor|>hopefully you havent been working on the undo button for that long wtf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | Mikusch | eftzu79 | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally anything in Java Swing <|eor|><|sor|>Why even use Swing when JavaFX exists<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | Bephobia | efu0gap | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you spend most of your time to see if your GUI looks good enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | samasaur1 | efu10bi | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally anything in Java Swing <|eor|><|sor|>Why even use Swing when JavaFX exists<|eor|><|sor|>They're *both* deprecated now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | AnImpromptuFantaisie | efu7mfx | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>webdev: i use animate.css it's only one line of code to animate that button.
webdev2: what about the library.
webdev: its minified... technically one line of code.<|eor|><|sor|>How much does minification matter? <|eor|><|sor|>Just for you, I went and downloaded the min and regular versions of jQuery. Minified version is 84.8KB, regular is 265KB<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | iza1017 | efu87vr | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oh, so true. We are implementing an "undo" button. It is going on 6 weeks and still not finished yet. <|eor|><|sor|>hopefully you havent been working on the undo button for that long wtf<|eor|><|sor|>They may have to implement a stored history so they have somehing to undo back to. <|eor|><|sor|>React with Redux <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | Liesmith424 | efu1o1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Big oof<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fh69y2a4dte21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>from button import button as button
button.isCool = 0<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | SeparateChemical | bo1ggo | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,798 |
programmerhumor | neupanedinesh_ | enbcwby | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a full stackoverflow developer..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,228 |
programmerhumor | dormammu_xxx | enbdbee | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow was built without stackoverflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,697 |
programmerhumor | Acid_Monster | enbjctc | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow was built without stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>Back then people had to head to Pornhub to get their programming questions answered.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,034 |
programmerhumor | nahidtislam | enbmcq5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a full stackoverflow developer..<|eor|><|sor|>who do you ask for help when you have troubles developing?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 719 |
programmerhumor | TehWhiteKnight1 | enbd348 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You should also mention that one guy that says in the post response: "why are you even doing this you could just do that"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | phphulk | enbnx6h | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a full stackoverflow developer..<|eor|><|sor|>who do you ask for help when you have troubles developing?<|eor|><|sor|>Who you going to call....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 448 |
programmerhumor | blimpyazria | enbfkov | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw you're in high school and already dependent on stackoverflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 315 |
programmerhumor | derpado514 | enbx87a | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a full stackoverflow developer..<|eor|><|sor|>who do you ask for help when you have troubles developing?<|eor|><|sor|>Who you going to call....<|eor|><|sor|>Windows troubleshooting wizard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 258 |
programmerhumor | house_monkey | enblryp | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow was built without stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>Back then people had to head to Pornhub to get their programming questions answered.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 255 |
programmerhumor | McFlyParadox | enbn9ro | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Isn't the most common answer on Stackoverflow to "just Google it"?
You Google the problem, which brings you to Stackoverflow, which tells you to Google the problem - and thus, a troubleshooting loop is established. Makes sense Google would acknowledge the Ying to their Yang.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | airbornemist6 | enbt2zp | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>tfw you're in high school and already dependent on stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>Just means you're ready for the real world<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | BeardedWax | enbozxn | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow was built without stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>Back then people had to head to Pornhub to get their programming questions answered.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|sor|>If you think about your problem just as you release, you find your answer instantly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 227 |
programmerhumor | ghostwhat | enblz02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stackoverflow was built without stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>This is so mindboggling it amazes me.
But then I remember the perseverence one used to have, before all these resources were available.Learning how C/C++ works by working around cryptic compiler error messages. Learning to install Red Hat 1.0 without a manual and really fucking expensive dialup. Learning to hold back orgasm until the entire jpg was loaded.
EDIT: Yes I know there were books, I still own several O'Reilly Bibles from late 80 early 90. I read those fuckers before I was 10, and English is not my first language. My comment was about the difference in willingness to invest stupid amounts of hours to learn something mundane, in lack of stackoverflow and reliable searchengines. Thank god IRC existed, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 224 |
programmerhumor | recycledbits | enbg9r3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You should also mention that one guy that says in the post response: "why are you even doing this you could just do that"<|eor|><|sor|>Possible duplicate of "some other question using terms this and that".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | py3_ | enbo2qx | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a full stackoverflow developer..<|eor|><|sor|>who do you ask for help when you have troubles developing?<|eor|><|sor|>Who you going to call....<|eor|><|sor|>GHOSTBUSTERS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | serigne007mor | enbctn2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill put this on my graduation cap<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | Shadowcraze90 | enbp30g | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a full stackoverflow developer..<|eor|><|sor|>who do you ask for help when you have troubles developing?<|eor|><|sor|>Who you going to call....<|eor|><|sor|>GHOSTBUSTERS<|eor|><|sor|>BUGBUSTERS?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | endianess | enbuw6n | <|sols|><|sot|>Google I/O 2019<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/25g5hhmmayx21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My wife who has been working with me coding for a few years asked what I did before Stack Overflow. I honestly had to think for a bit. I then told her that we didn't even have the internet when I started. I genuinely couldn't remember how we used to do things pre-internet. Then it came to me! Books and magazines with disks or code you typed in. And you had to buy things like compilers from actual computer shops or sending off a letter with some money. Feels like a different lifetime.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 148 |
programmerhumor | boobsixty | 11g13i6 | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,800 |
programmerhumor | paladindan | jamdalq | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are we supposed to be doing daily work on personal projects when were not working?
Dang it, Ive been spending time with family and playing video games<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,750 |
programmerhumor | darkneel | jamfhcz | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are we supposed to be doing daily work on personal projects when were not working?
Dang it, Ive been spending time with family and playing video games<|eor|><|sor|>Commit your video game save files , that should take care of things<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,067 |
programmerhumor | Truck_Stop_Sushi | jamdpu9 | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sooo after putting in a 12 hour day slinging it at your startup, you want us to go home and spend more time coding on other projects so our public repo can look like its our full time job?
Pass.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,866 |
programmerhumor | DeLo_Ray | jam8hsj | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Luckily for Bjarne, his commit is in October!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,290 |
programmerhumor | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | jamhada | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have held lead and principal software engineering positions for years now and can confirm my Github doesn't look like this. Because I don't have one. Recruiters and interviewers with statements like that can go away for all I care.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,786 |
programmerhumor | Cfrolich | jamo8wr | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are we supposed to be doing daily work on personal projects when were not working?
Dang it, Ive been spending time with family and playing video games<|eor|><|sor|>Commit your video game save files , that should take care of things<|eor|><|sor|>Backups, version control, and your friends can create pull requests to help you out when youre stuck on part of a game.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,222 |
programmerhumor | NoSkillzDad | jam4y17 | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Mine looks empty. All my contributions can't be on a public repo. Fm I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,523 |
programmerhumor | Tarc_Axiiom | jan3zyc | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Your Github looks like that if you have a job lol.
None of my commits post to the public website.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,388 |
programmerhumor | Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 | jamkqju | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sooo after putting in a 12 hour day slinging it at your startup, you want us to go home and spend more time coding on other projects so our public repo can look like its our full time job?
Pass.<|eor|><|sor|>You're only working 12 hours per day?? 18 hours minimum. Sleep in the office and do it all again 7 days a week. You can work on your hobbies on your own time but we also expect you to put 60 hours/week into those or we won't hire you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,034 |
programmerhumor | PDROJACK | jamwupt | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Luckily for Bjarne, his commit is in October!<|eor|><|sor|>Cant miss that free hacktoberfest shirt and stickers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,030 |
programmerhumor | Emfx | jambit1 | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>He created C++.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 950 |
programmerhumor | Accomplished-Cut3122 | jamw1uh | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are we supposed to be doing daily work on personal projects when were not working?
Dang it, Ive been spending time with family and playing video games<|eor|><|sor|>Commit your video game save files , that should take care of things<|eor|><|sor|>Backups, version control, and your friends can create pull requests to help you out when youre stuck on part of a game.<|eor|><|sor|>This is strong man<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 769 |
programmerhumor | Embarrassed_Bat6101 | jamrimy | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The guy locked his Twitter account because of this. You mad lads did it.
https://twitter.com/manuel_frigerio?s=21&t=TqHbqxe7LzRi7dIqi9Km9g<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 662 |
programmerhumor | CantGitGudWontGitGud | jan54l2 | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I have held lead and principal software engineering positions for years now and can confirm my Github doesn't look like this. Because I don't have one. Recruiters and interviewers with statements like that can go away for all I care.<|eor|><|sor|>Same. Our office repos aren't getting constant updates either, because we're understaffed and handling documentation, DB admin, infrastructure, DevOps, and business analysis. If you want to rate my performance based on how often I commit then let me code, damn it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 635 |
programmerhumor | RejectAtAMisfitParty | jamx9c0 | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sooo after putting in a 12 hour day slinging it at your startup, you want us to go home and spend more time coding on other projects so our public repo can look like its our full time job?
Pass.<|eor|><|sor|>You're only working 12 hours per day?? 18 hours minimum. Sleep in the office and do it all again 7 days a week. You can work on your hobbies on your own time but we also expect you to put 60 hours/week into those or we won't hire you.<|eor|><|sor|> is that you, Elon?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | opmrcrab | jamew7m | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>`git commit -m "Initial Commit"`
`git push orgin main`
Refuses to elaborate further<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | LetUsSpeakFreely | jamq8s0 | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If you're judging candidates by their GitHub, you're not qualified.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 509 |
programmerhumor | BB-r8 | jandvyk | <|sols|><|sot|>hE Is nOT qUaLifIeD!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n5ww6k7agbla1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Are we supposed to be doing daily work on personal projects when were not working?
Dang it, Ive been spending time with family and playing video games<|eor|><|sor|>Commit your video game save files , that should take care of things<|eor|><|sor|>Backups, version control, and your friends can create pull requests to help you out when youre stuck on part of a game.<|eor|><|sor|>This is strong man<|eor|><|sor|>I know this a joke but we legit did this for version controlling a Minecraft creative server hosted on azure. Once you setup the initial infrastructure, its ridiculously hands free and you can branch off builds and merge them back with the main world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | Biocyte | 6nlmex | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,789 |
programmerhumor | bumnut | dkafc6h | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where were you when wiki crashed?
I was sitting at home eating bean and cheese taco when jimmy call
"Wiki is crash"
"No" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,542 |
programmerhumor | jkure2 | dkaeea2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine most users don't even choose to send a regular trace crash report that doesn't ask for user input. I bet fewer than 5% of users would actually send meaningful text here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 972 |
programmerhumor | ssnseawolf | dkaklcv | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine most users don't even choose to send a regular trace crash report that doesn't ask for user input. I bet fewer than 5% of users would actually send meaningful text here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some apps with a large user base and the crash report user responses are positively incoherent. We're talking two completely random words like "milk hamster," or sometimes a long string of text like they sat on the phone to punish it for crashing the app. You also get questions sometimes, like they think the crash report is Google.
Reading the crash report user notes makes me greatly concerned for the human race.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 500 |
programmerhumor | guesshimself | dkanmgo | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine most users don't even choose to send a regular trace crash report that doesn't ask for user input. I bet fewer than 5% of users would actually send meaningful text here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have some apps with a large user base and the crash report user responses are positively incoherent. We're talking two completely random words like "milk hamster," or sometimes a long string of text like they sat on the phone to punish it for crashing the app. You also get questions sometimes, like they think the crash report is Google.
Reading the crash report user notes makes me greatly concerned for the human race.<|eor|><|sor|>Gonna use "milk hamster" for these reports from now on. Thanks for the great advice!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | driusan | dkahi4w | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think its also humorous that they wrote code to detect a crash has occurred and collect feedback, but that it doesnt grab a stack trace so they dont have to bother the user with a prompt.<|eor|><|sor|>It probably does, but that might not pick up what the user was trying to do.<|eor|><|sor|>for instance, the stack trace knows nothing of tacos.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | 1880 | dkaiofo | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine most users don't even choose to send a regular trace crash report that doesn't ask for user input. I bet fewer than 5% of users would actually send meaningful text here.<|eor|><|sor|>Just so i know: if i dont write anything, is that even useful or the system just doesnt send the report (or get, server-side)?<|eor|><|sor|>They usually get a stacktrace which, depending on the case, can be useful.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | sane_cyborg | dkakjq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>> What were you doing when the crash happened?
DEFINITELY NOT MASTURBATING.<|eor|><|sor|>What weirdo jerks off to Wikipedia? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | rhinocovenant | dkaflu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where were you when wiki crashed?
I was sitting at home eating bean and cheese taco when jimmy call
"Wiki is crash"
"No" <|eor|><|sor|>*when were you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | horsesaregay | dkaed0t | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>I think its also humorous that they wrote code to detect a crash has occurred and collect feedback, but that it doesnt grab a stack trace so they dont have to bother the user with a prompt.<|eor|><|sor|>It probably does, but that might not pick up what the user was trying to do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | AlexanderBeta213 | dkaf6fd | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine most users don't even choose to send a regular trace crash report that doesn't ask for user input. I bet fewer than 5% of users would actually send meaningful text here.<|eor|><|sor|>Just so i know: if i dont write anything, is that even useful or the system just doesnt send the report (or get, server-side)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 249 |
programmerhumor | XxCLEMENTxX | dkagwjr | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where were you when wiki crashed?
I was sitting at home eating bean and cheese taco when jimmy call
"Wiki is crash"
"No" <|eor|><|sor|>*when were you<|eor|><|sor|>I was sat at home*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | ssnseawolf | dkakpew | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>I imagine most users don't even choose to send a regular trace crash report that doesn't ask for user input. I bet fewer than 5% of users would actually send meaningful text here.<|eor|><|sor|>Just so i know: if i dont write anything, is that even useful or the system just doesnt send the report (or get, server-side)?<|eor|><|sor|>It can really help the developer if you write something, but for me personally, I rarely check it.
Please always send the crash report, though!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | ijmacd | dkajylt | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>
Add Tag: Unconfirmed, Needs investigation
Comments: Unable to reproduce with
spicy beef taco
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | KaamDeveloper | dkambdt | <|sols|><|sot|>What were you doing?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/UT1ZJ8g.png<|eol|><|sor|>> What were you doing when the crash happened?
DEFINITELY NOT MASTURBATING.<|eor|><|sor|>What weirdo jerks off to Wikipedia? <|eor|><|sor|>Uhh, certainly NOT me... \*Nervous Laughter\* <|eor|><|sor|>Guys... I think he masturbates to Wikipedia.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | commander_xxx | vl0goi | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,787 |
programmerhumor | throwaway65864302 | idscb3g | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>smh, forgot B and F#.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,776 |
programmerhumor | Xiakit | idsd6q7 | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>I C what you did there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 759 |
programmerhumor | commander_xxx | idsfdni | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres Objective-C??<|eor|><|soopr|>in it's own class<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 731 |
programmerhumor | on_the_pale_horse | idsesf6 | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>smh, forgot B and F#.<|eor|><|sor|>And A+, and D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | commander_xxx | idsfz1l | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>I C what you did there<|eor|><|soopr|>nice seems like you C#<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 431 |
programmerhumor | N1z3r123456 | idsele5 | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>* Me, an S class guy with ShitScript *
Pathetic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 346 |
programmerhumor | edustaa | idsfc01 | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres Objective-C??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | throwaway65864302 | idshkxg | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>smh, forgot B and F#.<|eor|><|sor|>And A+, and D<|eor|><|sor|>We don't talk about D.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | badatmetroid | idso6zm | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>smh, forgot B and F#.<|eor|><|sor|>And A+, and D<|eor|><|sor|>There is an "S" programming language. I think that means it's the best, right?
Actually kind of neat how many single letter languages there are (and aren't).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_programming\_languages<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | MrGranade | idsih65 | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>You need more tiers to include R<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | CiroGarcia | idsidon | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>smh, forgot B and F#.<|eor|><|sor|>And A+, and D<|eor|><|sor|>We don't talk about D.<|eor|><|sor|>No, we do, get the D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | JuniCorps | idsmu74 | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>I C what you did there<|eor|><|soopr|>nice seems like you C#<|eoopr|><|sor|>Hate when people C Hashtag me <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 142 |
programmerhumor | commander_xxx | idsq0ca | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where F#?<|eor|><|soopr|>I don't know where the F is it<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | virouz98 | idsfoks | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>Where F#?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | uppercuthard2 | idskah3 | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ could be D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | Spocino | idt0ubu | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>smh, forgot B and F#.<|eor|><|sor|>And A+, and D<|eor|><|sor|>There is an "S" programming language. I think that means it's the best, right?
Actually kind of neat how many single letter languages there are (and aren't).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_programming\_languages<|eor|><|sor|>Looks like R is GNU's implementation of S<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | yashkakrecha | idsiv66 | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>Assembly A tier<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | Spikatrix | idt0l2k | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>C++ could be D<|eor|><|sor|>No that would be ++C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | Pen-Pen_ | idsiiyz | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>smh, forgot B and F#.<|eor|><|sor|>And A+, and D<|eor|><|sor|>We don't talk about D.<|eor|><|sor|>No, we do, get the D<|eor|><|sor|>The D, give her the D.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | bridgehockey | idskg2q | <|sols|><|sot|>My programming language tierlist<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9nqervc1kx791.png<|eol|><|sor|>Wheres Objective-C??<|eor|><|soopr|>in it's own class<|eoopr|><|sor|>Very nice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | qevoh | dgewm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Guy tried to create an orbit system in python and this happened<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/zkc136kzuwr31<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,783 |
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