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programmerhumor | twigboy | jg2kt0w | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a joke, but I've seen software do this for 20 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>Paste into ChatGPT, ask if there's anything to be worried about<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,281 |
programmerhumor | Ascyt | jg2l9n4 | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a joke, but I've seen software do this for 20 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>Paste into ChatGPT, ask if there's anything to be worried about<|eor|><|sor|>Or use [tosdr](https://tosdr.org/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,127 |
programmerhumor | Boris-Lip | jg26ou4 | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*opens dev tools*<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist - this isn't a web app, that shit is a part of a native binary, and will take you way longer than 20 minutes to crack.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 931 |
programmerhumor | BooleT- | jg32mjj | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a joke, but I've seen software do this for 20 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>Paste into ChatGPT, ask if there's anything to be worried about<|eor|><|sor|>Or use [tosdr](https://tosdr.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>Reddit: "You sign away your moral rights".
This... Can't be good.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 613 |
programmerhumor | RyRyShredder | jg2s0b2 | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why read it? They're just going to change the terms and enforce them retroactively.<|eor|><|sor|>They are just for show anyway. Anything that would negatively effect you isnt legally enforceable. Ive never seen a company win a ToS case in court.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 606 |
programmerhumor | LikeLary | jg28022 | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*opens dev tools*<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist - this isn't a web app, that shit is a part of a native binary, and will take you way longer than 20 minutes to crack.<|eor|><|sor|>Then let's hope that it's based on date and not a time counter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 479 |
programmerhumor | Boris-Lip | jg2873x | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*opens dev tools*<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist - this isn't a web app, that shit is a part of a native binary, and will take you way longer than 20 minutes to crack.<|eor|><|sor|>Then let's hope that it's based on date and not a time counter.<|eor|><|sor|>Connects to NIST time servers, refuses to work without one, does certificate pinning so you wouldn't be able to easily trick it. And, of course, the binary is packed with some proprietary shit, and stuffed choke full with anti debugging trickery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | Bandicoot_Academic | jg2g0bt | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I heard years ago, that some apps had in their terms and conditions free money for those, who really read that, but I'm not sure if that is real or not.<|eor|><|sor|>I think it was a one of thing where a company as an experiment said in the ToS that the first person to claim it would get 1000$.
It took 6 months for someone to claim the money.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | abathreixo | jg2qr39 | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>There was this old game where you had to read the TOS because you had to hold down the shift button and click agree for it to work. (somewhere in the TOS: if you agree to this TOS, press the shift button and click 'I agree').
The catch is that the TOS was two or three paragraphs long, not the 6.022 x 10\^23 pages of legalese that we are shown today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | birdiebud | jg2flwh | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>*sigh*
*opens dev tools*<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist - this isn't a web app, that shit is a part of a native binary, and will take you way longer than 20 minutes to crack.<|eor|><|sor|>Then let's hope that it's based on date and not a time counter.<|eor|><|sor|>Connects to NIST time servers, refuses to work without one, does certificate pinning so you wouldn't be able to easily trick it. And, of course, the binary is packed with some proprietary shit, and stuffed choke full with anti debugging trickery.<|eor|><|sor|>Neat, it shouldn't have made the mistake of running on what it thought was my hardware. Queue the Morpheus speech from the Matrix - *you think that's air you're breathing? You think you're running on raw metal? Ring zero? That any of this is real? Do you think your safeguards matter, right here, in this instance?*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | jdog7249 | jg37rqg | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a joke, but I've seen software do this for 20 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>Paste into ChatGPT, ask if there's anything to be worried about<|eor|><|sor|>Or use [tosdr](https://tosdr.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>Reddit: "You sign away your moral rights".
This... Can't be good.<|eor|><|sor|>I always thought you ahd to give up your morals in order to be on this site. Turns out I was right.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 240 |
programmerhumor | bjiatube | jg2v3u0 | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why read it? They're just going to change the terms and enforce them retroactively.<|eor|><|sor|>They are just for show anyway. Anything that would negatively effect you isnt legally enforceable. Ive never seen a company win a ToS case in court.<|eor|><|sor|>That's not true. Data harvesting negatively affects you but it's legal if you agree to it. If they put in the terms "you agree to give us any land you own" and you agree to it that's totally legal. People still get surprised by Adobe's cancellation fee, despite it being clearly stated in their terms of service.<|eor|><|sor|>>If they put in the terms "you agree to give us any land you own" and you agree to it that's totally legal.
Nope. Not even close.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | MatheusBertazzo | jg24mer | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>r/assholedesign<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | Mr_SlimShady | jg2nbzj | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I heard years ago, that some apps had in their terms and conditions free money for those, who really read that, but I'm not sure if that is real or not.<|eor|><|sor|>Out of all those commas you used, you only needed the last one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | catinterpreter | jg38o9g | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why read it? They're just going to change the terms and enforce them retroactively.<|eor|><|sor|>They are just for show anyway. Anything that would negatively effect you isnt legally enforceable. Ive never seen a company win a ToS case in court.<|eor|><|sor|>So much corporate abuse is too much time, effort, and money for an individual to fight. If you get fucked by these people, you'll likely feel helpless.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | kerrz | jg32udr | <|sols|><|sot|>We care for you legally<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yto2lironmta1.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a joke, but I've seen software do this for 20 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>Paste into ChatGPT, ask if there's anything to be worried about<|eor|><|sor|>Or use [tosdr](https://tosdr.org/)<|eor|><|sor|>I use this. It's a lifesaver<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Had HR ask my team to sign a thing. We pointed out obvious errors (including leaving in a highlighted note from the lawyer regarding at-will employment in a not-at-will-country.)
She said "it's okay, sign it and I'll change it later."
Ma'am... That's not how signatures work.
Edit: apparently I responded to a comment-stealing bot. Original comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/12kd1l2/we_care_for_you_legally/jg2eqat/).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | johnystecker | z7mo7l | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,696 |
programmerhumor | MysteriousStatement2 | iy7c21d | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add "If you don't understand why just trust me" for the interns.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,846 |
programmerhumor | johnystecker | iy7cnwt | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add "If you don't understand why just trust me" for the interns.<|eor|><|soopr|>just add /\*senior code \*/ so it remains untouched even by the original creator of the code<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,383 |
programmerhumor | johnystecker | iy7cm02 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's WiFi booster or what?<|eor|><|soopr|>I couldn't really tell, but it has been too long in production to know.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,264 |
programmerhumor | DeividasV | iy7cgxv | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's WiFi booster or what?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,045 |
programmerhumor | human_error | iy7or99 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's WiFi booster or what?<|eor|><|soopr|>I couldn't really tell, but it has been too long in production to know.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes it is an Asus WiFi booster. Most likely an RP AC52.
The blue bar signifies the signal strength of the WiFi it is extending. It starts in the middle and goes left for 2.4ghz, and right for 5ghz so it has a solid 2.4ghz signal IIRC.
Comment update notes:
- fixed 2.5ghz comment to be 2.4ghz
- pushed straight to prod without proofreading - gotta pump those line numbers up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 925 |
programmerhumor | royalfarris | iy7yzfs | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add "If you don't understand why just trust me" for the interns.<|eor|><|soopr|>just add /\*senior code \*/ so it remains untouched even by the original creator of the code<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Last week I had to grok my own code from 1999. It was actually pretty good.... Just wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | Implement_Necessary | iy7q7tp | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's WiFi booster or what?<|eor|><|soopr|>I couldn't really tell, but it has been too long in production to know.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes it is an Asus WiFi booster. Most likely an RP AC52.
The blue bar signifies the signal strength of the WiFi it is extending. It starts in the middle and goes left for 2.4ghz, and right for 5ghz so it has a solid 2.4ghz signal IIRC.
Comment update notes:
- fixed 2.5ghz comment to be 2.4ghz
- pushed straight to prod without proofreading - gotta pump those line numbers up.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, legacy code maintainer is still alive<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | ritchie_z | iy7v0oq | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure this is for guests who think that if they take it home and plug it in they'll magically get free internet<|eor|><|sor|>Or for those that think: "My phone battery is dying, I will just pull this thing here and charge my phone real quick." ... aaaand WIFI is gone. They can top this by forgetting to plug the extender back in and it will be collected and taken to lost & found and the IT guy (external, ofc, arriving after weeks) after some investigation will find out that the extender is missing and they need to buy a new one.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | AgentAtmatrix | iy7du0q | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We can build Docker for hotels and move the hotel <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | kbotc | iy8h2d6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add "If you don't understand why just trust me" for the interns.<|eor|><|soopr|>just add /\*senior code \*/ so it remains untouched even by the original creator of the code<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Last week I had to grok my own code from 1999. It was actually pretty good.... Just wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>Upgrading old systems is such a pain, I'll never forget that. No documentation, no stackoverflow solution if you get stuck, no support for the framework from dev. It was one of the most difficult project that I had to complete in a specified time frame that I literally had a burnout and I stopped working for a few months after I quit the job.<|eor|><|sor|>Ill never forget the one time I googled a problem and the only result that came up was my job posting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | visak13 | iy82yw8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add "If you don't understand why just trust me" for the interns.<|eor|><|soopr|>just add /\*senior code \*/ so it remains untouched even by the original creator of the code<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Last week I had to grok my own code from 1999. It was actually pretty good.... Just wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>Upgrading old systems is such a pain, I'll never forget that. No documentation, no stackoverflow solution if you get stuck, no support for the framework from dev. It was one of the most difficult project that I had to complete in a specified time frame that I literally had a burnout and I stopped working for a few months after I quit the job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 193 |
programmerhumor | misteriousx | iy7ffgk | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Miracle it isnt stolen<|eor|><|sor|>Why would anyone steal it the sign clearly states that it only works in this specific power outlet if you try to use it anywhere else it does nothing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | PaterFrog | iy7qhem | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's WiFi booster or what?<|eor|><|soopr|>I couldn't really tell, but it has been too long in production to know.<|eoopr|><|sor|>Yes it is an Asus WiFi booster. Most likely an RP AC52.
The blue bar signifies the signal strength of the WiFi it is extending. It starts in the middle and goes left for 2.4ghz, and right for 5ghz so it has a solid 2.4ghz signal IIRC.
Comment update notes:
- fixed 2.5ghz comment to be 2.4ghz
- pushed straight to prod without proofreading - gotta pump those line numbers up.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, legacy code maintainer is still alive<|eor|><|sor|>Quick, find somebody to learn from him before he croaks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | johnystecker | iy7xf8s | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Add "If you don't understand why just trust me" for the interns.<|eor|><|soopr|>just add /\*senior code \*/ so it remains untouched even by the original creator of the code<|eoopr|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|soopr|>bruh, im refactoring legacy systems, currently working on an update for a process, that was last updated in 2008.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 100 |
programmerhumor | FoMemesOnly | iy7czwd | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Miracle it isnt stolen<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 94 |
programmerhumor | FoMemesOnly | iy7fpo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I found this in a Hungarian hotel, and its just too relatable<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/k6cfxjyeuv2a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Miracle it isnt stolen<|eor|><|sor|>Why would anyone steal it the sign clearly states that it only works in this specific power outlet if you try to use it anywhere else it does nothing<|eor|><|sor|>Hungary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | RUWO11 | f8clxi | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,671 |
programmerhumor | umasa001 | fikusty | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,345 |
programmerhumor | thecowmakesmoo | fikupzh | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,897 |
programmerhumor | lordicarus | fikxdsv | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 989 |
programmerhumor | speedyskier22 | fil7fxt | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|sor|>I have never gotten anything else than a site that says "cannot connect to reddit" on removereddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that what you get when you click that link? If so you probably have some kind of filter getting in the way.<|eor|><|sor|>\[deleted\]<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks brother. It worked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 985 |
programmerhumor | Ruby_Bliel | fikzdee | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|sor|>I have never gotten anything else than a site that says "cannot connect to reddit" on removereddit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 732 |
programmerhumor | Ruby_Bliel | fil3kg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|sor|>I have never gotten anything else than a site that says "cannot connect to reddit" on removereddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that what you get when you click that link? If so you probably have some kind of filter getting in the way.<|eor|><|sor|>\[deleted\]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 577 |
programmerhumor | speedyskier22 | filqr0y | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|sor|>I have never gotten anything else than a site that says "cannot connect to reddit" on removereddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that what you get when you click that link? If so you probably have some kind of filter getting in the way.<|eor|><|sor|>\[deleted\]<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks brother. It worked.<|eor|><|sor|>u/speedyskier22 share your knowledge with us lesser beings<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 449 |
programmerhumor | lordicarus | fikzjdl | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|sor|>I have never gotten anything else than a site that says "cannot connect to reddit" on removereddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that what you get when you click that link? If so you probably have some kind of filter getting in the way.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | Standby75 | fillsi3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|sor|>I have never gotten anything else than a site that says "cannot connect to reddit" on removereddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that what you get when you click that link? If so you probably have some kind of filter getting in the way.<|eor|><|sor|>\[deleted\]<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks brother. It worked.<|eor|><|sor|>u/speedyskier22 share your knowledge with us lesser beings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | 5thlvlwizard | fikovog | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The twist is that the advice was to just delete everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | mfoster326 | fikxdfq | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You need to install the uplay launcher, install it and log on your ubisoft account. Close the epic launcher after installing AC from it, then click on locate game files in uplay and select the folder where you installed it.
You absolutely need to close the epic launcher otherwise uplay won't recognize the game files. Now you can launch the game from uplay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | FQVBSina | filxzsu | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|sor|>I have never gotten anything else than a site that says "cannot connect to reddit" on removereddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Is that what you get when you click that link? If so you probably have some kind of filter getting in the way.<|eor|><|sor|>\[deleted\]<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks brother. It worked.<|eor|><|sor|>u/speedyskier22 share your knowledge with us lesser beings<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>r/recursion<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 213 |
programmerhumor | TheBaconator3 | fikosa1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>removeddit.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 187 |
programmerhumor | SkollFenrirson | fil2086 | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>>You need to install the uplay launcher, install it and log on your ubisoft account. Close the epic launcher after installing AC from it, then click on locate game files in uplay and select the folder where you installed it.
>You absolutely need to close the epic launcher otherwise uplay won't recognize the game files. Now you can launch the game from uplay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | theboochmaster | fil42lg | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>Yooooo thats me. i dont even remember what he wrote<|eor|><|sor|>https://removeddit.com/r/EpicGamesPC/comments/f6yyb0/_/fi7xmi8/<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks brother. It worked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | SavageTwist | fil3xx2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>>You need to install the uplay launcher, install it and log on your ubisoft account. Close the epic launcher after installing AC from it, then click on locate game files in uplay and select the folder where you installed it.
>You absolutely need to close the epic launcher otherwise uplay won't recognize the game files. Now you can launch the game from uplay.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would someone delete this?<|eor|><|sor|>they removed their reddit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | Awwkaw | fil8tou | <|sols|><|sot|>Reddit is even worse than stack overflow.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/fcz9suwblpi41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>u/umasa001 Share your wisdom with us lesser beings ..<|eor|><|sor|>>You need to install the uplay launcher, install it and log on your ubisoft account. Close the epic launcher after installing AC from it, then click on locate game files in uplay and select the folder where you installed it.
>You absolutely need to close the epic launcher otherwise uplay won't recognize the game files. Now you can launch the game from uplay.<|eor|><|sor|>Why would someone delete this?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You're Canadian.
You own an oculus headset.
You care for movie and game history.
You like Japanese swords.
You might have been to Finland (I think actually remember reading your comments in that thread)
You have comment autodeleting set to approximately 3 weeks.
You also have a really good point, that was a lot of information for 3 weeks. I'm considering setting comment deleting up now.
Do you want me to delete this comment?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | VAMSI_BEUNO | zz7zuu | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,658 |
programmerhumor | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | j2ajk3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C is pretty much perfect for what it intends to be.
C is simple.
char *( *(*var)() )[10];
Yes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,640 |
programmerhumor | Kevin_Jim | j2aim1d | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We should convince Musk to rewrite Twitter all in C<|eor|><|sor|>Don't give him ideas. Think of the poor developers, fam.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,325 |
programmerhumor | ArchiBib | j2a5luw | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tell me you havent coded anything yourself in 20 years without telling me you havent coded anything yourself in 20 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,243 |
programmerhumor | saldagmac | j2afh7i | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Because it avoids class warfare" said the billionaire. Holy shit. Bit on the nose there, isn't it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,057 |
programmerhumor | alexn0ne | j29zcmx | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is better not to argue with Carmack<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,813 |
programmerhumor | Straight-Knowledge83 | j2agazb | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I will fall in love with Twitter if they managed to convince him to code the entire website in Holy C<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,008 |
programmerhumor | earned_potential | j2as4tp | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tell me you havent coded anything yourself in 20 years without telling me you havent coded anything yourself in 20 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Everything he says just reeks of trying to sound like you know what you're talking about when you don't. Maybe because I've worked with and managed engineers for a couple of decades now, but it's so easy to read between the lines with him. He's so transparently fake and full of shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,322 |
programmerhumor | hicklc01 | j2alb31 | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C is pretty much perfect for what it intends to be.
C is simple.
char *( *(*var)() )[10];
Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>>char \*( \*(\*var)() )\[10\];
declare var as pointer to function returning pointer to array 10 of pointer to char<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,163 |
programmerhumor | BrianNowhere | j2at05g | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tell me you havent coded anything yourself in 20 years without telling me you havent coded anything yourself in 20 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Everything he says just reeks of trying to sound like you know what you're talking about when you don't. Maybe because I've worked with and managed engineers for a couple of decades now, but it's so easy to read between the lines with him. He's so transparently fake and full of shit.<|eor|><|sor|>Her boobs felt amazing, like two bags of...sand?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,725 |
programmerhumor | CryptographerOne6615 | j2ancyj | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Oof. Theres a lot to unpack, there. For starters, a CEO ought to see how using the spelling esthetic ruins the aesthetic of the word itself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,645 |
programmerhumor | Akul_Tesla | j2b464h | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We should convince Musk to rewrite Twitter all in C<|eor|><|sor|>Don't give him ideas. Think of the poor developers, fam.<|eor|><|sor|>Look he has more important things to do like run Doom on Twitter
As we all know that is the end goal of all the computer science it's to run Doom on everything<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,577 |
programmerhumor | Wiggen4 | j2akt62 | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Because it avoids class warfare" said the billionaire. Holy shit. Bit on the nose there, isn't it?<|eor|><|sor|>Intended as a joke, but really fell flat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,496 |
programmerhumor | SweetBabyAlaska | j2az9ev | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Because it avoids class warfare" said the billionaire. Holy shit. Bit on the nose there, isn't it?<|eor|><|sor|>Intended as a joke, but really fell flat<|eor|><|sor|>Urge to chuckle: 3%
Urge to silently stare: 97%<|eor|><|sor|>urge to rebel against the ruling class: 1000%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,460 |
programmerhumor | robertpro01 | j2ajsyd | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We should convince Musk to rewrite Twitter all in C<|eor|><|sor|>Don't give him ideas. Think of the poor developers, fam.<|eor|><|sor|>Developers will get paid anyway<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,374 |
programmerhumor | GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B | j2altsx | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>C is pretty much perfect for what it intends to be.
C is simple.
char *( *(*var)() )[10];
Yes.<|eor|><|sor|>>char \*( \*(\*var)() )\[10\];
declare var as pointer to function returning pointer to array 10 of pointer to char<|eor|><|sor|>[cdecl.org](https://cdecl.org). The funny thing is, even if you are able to read that syntax without issue, it still doesn't convey much meaning in itself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,208 |
programmerhumor | PandaTheVenusProject | j2apg3x | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Because it avoids class warfare" said the billionaire. Holy shit. Bit on the nose there, isn't it?<|eor|><|sor|>Intended as a joke, but really fell flat<|eor|><|sor|>Urge to chuckle: 3%
Urge to silently stare: 97%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,193 |
programmerhumor | Ytrog | j2alcod | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is better not to argue with Carmack<|eor|><|sor|>It could be an educational experience <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,145 |
programmerhumor | Bubble_James_Bubble | j2an0vu | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We should convince Musk to rewrite Twitter all in C<|eor|><|sor|>Don't give him ideas. Think of the poor developers, fam.<|eor|><|sor|>Developers will get paid anyway<|eor|><|sor|>However few are left<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 806 |
programmerhumor | greengjc23 | j2anhor | <|sols|><|sot|>Musk, 2020.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sf9cl3x8g49a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>We should convince Musk to rewrite Twitter all in C<|eor|><|sor|>Don't give him ideas. Think of the poor developers, fam.<|eor|><|sor|>Developers will get paid anyway<|eor|><|sor|>However few are left<|eor|><|sor|>All 3 of them will have one hell of a time
Atleast theyll be able to submit loads of salient code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 773 |
programmerhumor | Electric_Powder | 9kmyh4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,653 |
programmerhumor | AmphibiousFireYT | e709y1h | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks fine to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,075 |
programmerhumor | Electric_Powder | e70a097 | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks fine to me<|eor|><|soopr|>minor bug<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,014 |
programmerhumor | MrEmouse | e70elyn | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Left: I'll let you win this battle... **BUT YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE WAR!!!**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,308 |
programmerhumor | The_32 | e70adje | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks fine to me<|eor|><|soopr|>minor bug<|eoopr|><|sor|>feature*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,899 |
programmerhumor | T4O2M0 | e70hpu3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You should take this bug and embrace it, make a whole new wierd verison of pong. And you have to name it dong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,565 |
programmerhumor | LiveBeef | e70bqaw | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks fine to me<|eor|><|soopr|>minor bug<|eoopr|><|sor|>Honestly this could be a fun game. "Chaos pong" where every round *n* has 2^*n*-1 randomly spawned balls<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,422 |
programmerhumor | kache_98 | e70bg4h | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>"just fucked up some minute detail, like a decimal point somewhere"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,150 |
programmerhumor | Girth_Certificate | e70i4h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Left: I'll let you win this battle... **BUT YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE WAR!!!**<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta take a small hit to pull off a big heist<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 560 |
programmerhumor | FlameRat-Yehlon | e70eoyw | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There's even collision detection there. This must be an intentional feature.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 528 |
programmerhumor | joogipupu | e70k1lc | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks fine to me<|eor|><|soopr|>minor bug<|eoopr|><|sor|>Honestly this could be a fun game. "Chaos pong" where every round *n* has 2^*n*-1 randomly spawned balls<|eor|><|sor|>There was a wonderful thing called Plasma Pong which combined plasma physics with pong. Too bad it was taken out due to the "Pong" in the name. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 401 |
programmerhumor | Electric_Powder | e70gagy | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My guess is it specifically is looping to see when the ball is out of bounds and when it is generate a new ball. However it doesn't assign the ball being checking to the newly generated ball and so it keeps generating new ones every tick.<|eor|><|soopr|>There is a new ball being generated every frame because there is no check to see if it had been previously instantiated.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | FlameRat-Yehlon | e70fa08 | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There's even collision detection there. This must be an intentional feature.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe he intended his pong game to have more than 1 ball at one point?<|eor|><|sor|>And more than 1 ball there is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | UnusualBear | e70laj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>You should take this bug and embrace it, make a whole new wierd verison of pong. And you have to name it dong.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>If you want to play with dong I have some great news for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | Bob-Kerman | e70g5zt | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There's even collision detection there. This must be an intentional feature.<|eor|><|sor|>It's unity so the ball just has a collider and if you make more they collide with eachother.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 267 |
programmerhumor | daniel_hlfrd | e70fucl | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My guess is it specifically is looping to see when the ball is out of bounds and when it is generate a new ball. However it doesn't assign the ball being checking to the newly generated ball and so it keeps generating new ones every tick.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 196 |
programmerhumor | be_inspiring | e70f2iy | <|sols|><|sot|>The great fuckup of my version of pong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yb5a94grpop11.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Looks fine to me<|eor|><|soopr|>minor bug<|eoopr|><|sor|>feature*<|eor|><|sor|>This is what the sales team was selling all along anyway!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | CodeManReports | 7gsmsy | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,647 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | dqljfe4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>You may need to send in the application two or three times, though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,632 |
programmerhumor | Arancaytar | dqljk09 | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why go for a Senior Dev position when you could be CEO!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,653 |
programmerhumor | SwedudeOne | dqlggvr | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's the lastname of root? <|eor|><|sor|>I believe the full name is Sudo Root.<|eor|><|sor|>Root, Sudo Root.
I like my password salted, not hashed. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,524 |
programmerhumor | TheDaveWSC | dqlgei7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's the lastname of root? <|eor|><|sor|>I believe the full name is Sudo Root.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,014 |
programmerhumor | SwedudeOne | dqlg4g7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>What's the lastname of root? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 832 |
programmerhumor | Mister_Spacely | dqln2k5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>You may need to send in the application two or three times, though.<|eor|><|sor|>Then after you upload your rsum, you have to fill out everything that is on your rsum.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 740 |
programmerhumor | Garrosh | dqln4l3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why go for a Senior Dev position when you could be CEO!<|eor|><|sor|>Stage fright?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | mojo_ridin | dqlmz90 | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>if username == "root":
logMeInItsUrBrother() <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 568 |
programmerhumor | ashimomura | dqlo5na | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why go for a Senior Dev position when you could be CEO!<|eor|><|sor|>Stage fright?<|eor|><|sor|>This guy devs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | Schifty | dqlnhb5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>'I don't get it'
- HR lady at Apple throwing your application away<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | SamiTheBystander | dqlo6sx | <|sols|><|sot|>Getting a job at Apple<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yv0fpjwjm8101.png<|eol|><|sor|>'I don't get it'
- HR lady at Apple throwing your application away<|eor|><|sor|>I dont get it
-me subbed to this place even though I know 0 programming languages.
I just occasionally know enough that something makes me laugh so I stick around <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
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