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programmerhumor | Aspire17 | j0wogoh | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The crying cat is killing me<|eor|><|sor|>Now I want that too in our Slack workspace :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,374 |
programmerhumor | GhanimaAtreides | j0wkj4o | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who runs untested queries on production DB ?! TF<|eor|><|sor|>I watched my boss do it once. Small business, small IT department, so he had the admin password directly to the database if he needed. He was working on the test database trying to debug an update. Someone asked him to run a report in prod so he did. Went back to testing is update. Against the prod database.
I heard him say fuck from his office when I had previously never heard him curse. He was a nice guy though, he stuck around and did the restore himself which I know took hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,280 |
programmerhumor | AppState1981 | j0vzrtd | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"When I realized I had messed up then I clicked Commit"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,161 |
programmerhumor | DevelopedLogic | j0wunjw | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need to update a single row
Executes a single transaction
<49034 rows updated>
"Ohhhh..... fudge......."<|eor|><|sor|>Except, if they actually used a transaction and not just a command...
ROLLBACK;
Pro Tip: avoid working with production data. If unavoidable, prefer using a graphical tabular editor in which you update one cell at a time. If not possible, USE TRANSACTIONS AND NEVER TYPE THE COMMIT KEYWORD UNTIL YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTS
Source: 40,000 rows updated. ROLLBACK; In a critical prod system. Personal experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,020 |
programmerhumor | bartvanh | j0woqu5 | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we"<|eor|><|soopr|>I can confirm it was just me doing a database restore first thing in the morning.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's when you start removing update privileges.<|eor|><|sor|>No problem, they'll find a way to run a select that locks the entire database for a minute<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 740 |
programmerhumor | shadow7412 | j0wbgdd | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the fact that an UPDATE (and DELETE) statement lacking a WHERE clause is valid syntax is awful language design.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 599 |
programmerhumor | danglesReet | j0wfd2v | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I start with the WHERE clause because ill never trust myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 583 |
programmerhumor | ZedTT | j0wuij5 | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who runs untested queries on production DB ?! TF<|eor|><|sor|>I watched my boss do it once. Small business, small IT department, so he had the admin password directly to the database if he needed. He was working on the test database trying to debug an update. Someone asked him to run a report in prod so he did. Went back to testing is update. Against the prod database.
I heard him say fuck from his office when I had previously never heard him curse. He was a nice guy though, he stuck around and did the restore himself which I know took hours.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why I have MSSSMS use different colours for prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | kazakus07 | j0wm93q | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I start with the WHERE clause because ill never trust myself<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, first write it as a SELECT and run it to make sure you pick the right rows, then convert it into an UPDATE or DELETE without touching the WHERE clause.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | peterpaulrubens | j0x27ab | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need to update a single row
Executes a single transaction
<49034 rows updated>
"Ohhhh..... fudge......."<|eor|><|sor|>Except, if they actually used a transaction and not just a command...
ROLLBACK;
Pro Tip: avoid working with production data. If unavoidable, prefer using a graphical tabular editor in which you update one cell at a time. If not possible, USE TRANSACTIONS AND NEVER TYPE THE COMMIT KEYWORD UNTIL YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTS
Source: 40,000 rows updated. ROLLBACK; In a critical prod system. Personal experience<|eor|><|sor|>The people who need to hear that have already turned on autocommit in their client software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 515 |
programmerhumor | Shazvox | j0xmb0n | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we"<|eor|><|soopr|>I can confirm it was just me doing a database restore first thing in the morning.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's when you start removing update privileges.<|eor|><|sor|>No problem, they'll find a way to run a select that locks the entire database for a minute<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's a lot easier to kill a query than restore a database.<|eor|><|sor|>Actually, it's even easier to just kill the developer. More permanent solution too...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 494 |
programmerhumor | l0wskilled | j0wvsf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The crying cat is killing me<|eor|><|sor|>Now I want that too in our Slack workspace :(<|eor|><|sor|>Chances are it's set so everyone can add smileys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | LetUsSpeakFreely | j0wpc3o | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we"<|eor|><|soopr|>I can confirm it was just me doing a database restore first thing in the morning.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's when you start removing update privileges.<|eor|><|sor|>No problem, they'll find a way to run a select that locks the entire database for a minute<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's a lot easier to kill a query than restore a database.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 484 |
programmerhumor | cavalryyy | j0wfh0c | <|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the fact that an UPDATE (and DELETE) statement lacking a WHERE clause is valid syntax is awful language design.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if i want to actually update or delete all rows?<|eor|><|sor|>Imo that should be done explicitly, not implicitly. It would be nice if there were a top level language syntax (maybe EVERYWHERE?) but WHERE True would even be a better pattern than no where clause == everywhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 434 |
programmerhumor | ReCaio | jo1fti | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,141 |
programmerhumor | baneofham | gb5cxwx | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running."
Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,057 |
programmerhumor | MrWFL | gb5whqy | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running."
Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|sor|>**5 hours of reverse engineering and looking at the source code later**
"So that's why... Why the fuck isn't this very important thing documented?"<|eor|><|sor|>*\*Proceeds to use it and not document it either\**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,666 |
programmerhumor | oversleazy | gb50zay | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,544 |
programmerhumor | LoneFoxKK | gb5n1my | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running."
Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|sor|>**5 hours of reverse engineering and looking at the source code later**
"So that's why... Why the fuck isn't this very important thing documented?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,025 |
programmerhumor | ReCaio | gb5eriv | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running."
Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 789 |
programmerhumor | StickySnacks | gb5xonn | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running."
Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|sor|>**5 hours of reverse engineering and looking at the source code later**
"So that's why... Why the fuck isn't this very important thing documented?"<|eor|><|sor|>*\*Proceeds to use it and not document it either\**<|eor|><|sor|>Hey look, it's me!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 552 |
programmerhumor | Yayotron | gb5l5ee | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>My first working experience was at a company that had no software development until I joined, I was the only one working in new products for months. That means also being the only Dev, BA, QA, DevOps, etc. funny times :-) needless to say the software quality was beyond shitty.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 522 |
programmerhumor | Some_Username_Here | gb5xlvz | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 467 |
programmerhumor | Morrido | gb5eu2d | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've been the Junior Senior Developer so many times I've lost my count.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | dagbrown | gb68n3h | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|sor|>Damn dont feel bad for asking questions thats what juniors are supposed to do<|eor|><|sor|>Senior guy here. I've lately been working with a junior guy who's been terrified of asking questions, lest it make him seem unqualified.
I've had to resort to forcing him into situations where he has no choice but to ask questions, just to try to crack the floodgates open. He's spent the last four weeks working on a task that would take me an hour, but I've been gritting my teeth and practicing as much patience as I can muster while I've been trying to get him to learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 353 |
programmerhumor | Forschkeeper | gb5ojsh | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am still not sure how to setup a project correctly.
Or how best practice in coding is.
Or if the stuff I do is right/good.
I just do something...and get paid for it.
[Help](https://pics.me.me/i-have-no-dea-what-im-doing-made-on-imgur-19371770.png)?!
EDIT: Work since a year. .\_.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 252 |
programmerhumor | FarmsOnReddditNow | gb65f21 | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|sor|>Damn dont feel bad for asking questions thats what juniors are supposed to do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 251 |
programmerhumor | FarmsOnReddditNow | gb68s18 | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|sor|>Damn dont feel bad for asking questions thats what juniors are supposed to do<|eor|><|sor|>Senior guy here. I've lately been working with a junior guy who's been terrified of asking questions, lest it make him seem unqualified.
I've had to resort to forcing him into situations where he has no choice but to ask questions, just to try to crack the floodgates open. He's spent the last four weeks working on a task that would take me an hour, but I've been gritting my teeth and practicing as much patience as I can muster while I've been trying to get him to learn.<|eor|><|sor|>You are a good dude. A lot of young devs come in feeling like they have to prove themselves out the gate or theyll be fired.
I had the same issue when I was new, and Ive seen it from other juniors since.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 243 |
programmerhumor | AutomaticManager888 | gb6b9tp | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|sor|>Damn dont feel bad for asking questions thats what juniors are supposed to do<|eor|><|sor|>Senior guy here. I've lately been working with a junior guy who's been terrified of asking questions, lest it make him seem unqualified.
I've had to resort to forcing him into situations where he has no choice but to ask questions, just to try to crack the floodgates open. He's spent the last four weeks working on a task that would take me an hour, but I've been gritting my teeth and practicing as much patience as I can muster while I've been trying to get him to learn.<|eor|><|sor|>You are a good dude. A lot of young devs come in feeling like they have to prove themselves out the gate or theyll be fired.
I had the same issue when I was new, and Ive seen it from other juniors since.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of job postings and interviews make it seem that way. The more I apply, the more terrified I am to actually land a job.
Got requested to call in about a remote java position, they want junior devs, requirements ask for 2 or 3 years exp. I am a python dev (hobbies, small side projects and a few projects actually at my day jobs, trying to land my first gig) and while I can learn java syntax and how it works, man it really feels like everyone just wants intermediate devs at junior prices... then they want high scores on these indeed assesments that you can't even retake. I'm not afraid to ask questions but I sure as hell feel pressured to KNOW how to do EVERYTHING to get a junior job backend/fullstack....
Edit: Holy shit, never have I had a comment get 50+ upvotes. Glad to see I'm not alone. Kinda helps the self inflicted anxiety and such. Thanks guys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | ganja_and_code | gb5scbu | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a junior in a large company and I want to cry<|eor|><|sor|>Whys that?<|eor|><|sor|>Can't speak for the other commenter... But for me, it's because I'm expected to deliver improvements on a product which existed for 5 years before I arrived that I've only had a few months worth of time to learn...not to mention, the "learning" is mostly actually "reverse engineering" since I have to teach myself and there's basically no documention that's useful/current.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 174 |
programmerhumor | MrScatterBrained | gb5sdgl | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>My first working experience was at a company that had no software development until I joined, I was the only one working in new products for months. That means also being the only Dev, BA, QA, DevOps, etc. funny times :-) needless to say the software quality was beyond shitty.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm in the same boat. When I came in, there were only some Matlab applications written by a post-doc or other students.
I was the first one to come in and set up a database for storing their data. Before that they stored everything in Google Sheets. I'm not shitting you. Needless to say, at least now the data is in a state where you can do some basic analysis on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | Hollowed-Be-Thy-Name | gb6d7hz | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running."
Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|sor|>**5 hours of reverse engineering and looking at the source code later**
"So that's why... Why the fuck isn't this very important thing documented?"<|eor|><|sor|>*\*Proceeds to use it and not document it either\**<|eor|><|sor|>Hey look, it's me!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm in this and I don't like it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | BarkerDrums | gb5nv0a | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Christ Ive never seen a picture so accurately express and represent my junior developer career as eloquently as this!
Made me cry when I started at a company as a junior front end dev, stating in the interview I had no php experience, for the first task they give me to be written in PHP :(
Whenever I ask for help with anything, my manager would say, Im not going to give you the answer because I believe people learn better when they work it out themselves. And hed leave me to work it out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | MechaJesus69 | gb57nyp | <|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a junior in a large company and I want to cry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | im-reverse | kn04bb | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,127 |
programmerhumor | woopy85 | ghhxmoz | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,089 |
programmerhumor | CoolVentilateur | ghhzwsn | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>let iiiiiiiiiiiiiii = 0; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii < iiiiiiiiiiiiii; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,106 |
programmerhumor | justARegularGuy_95 | ghhzxle | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't believe he married someone without doing a code-review first.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my biggest concerns is that I'll fall for a guy and then find out that he uses spaces instead of tabs for indentation. God..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,203 |
programmerhumor | althaz | ghho4gz | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i,j,k,l gang!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,064 |
programmerhumor | LtMeat | ghhzgcn | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Unicode gang: i <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | yosemighty_sam | ghhq9wk | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i,j,k,l gang!<|eor|><|sor|>i/j/k all the way, but I hate l. It looks too much like I or |.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 816 |
programmerhumor | KosherSyntax | ghi3ff4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Unicode gang: i <|eor|><|sor|> for ( = 0; < 10; ++) {
// Do stuff
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 711 |
programmerhumor | Viola_Buddy | ghi5gs3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|> for item in collection:
for jtem in item:
for ktem in jtem:
for ltem in ktem:
print(ltem)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 710 |
programmerhumor | sinkwiththeship | ghi0ad6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>fuck the haters, I really like the i, ii, iii, iv, v.<|eor|><|sor|>If you have five nested loops, you probably have other issues.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 669 |
programmerhumor | jzia93 | ghi3h3q | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>let iiiiiiiiiiiiiii = 0; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii < iiiiiiiiiiiiii; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii++<|eor|><|sor|>I read that as slow-motion coding<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | jaerie | ghhvvfc | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>helpful hint... using ii, jj, kk... makes searching for instances of that variable MUCH easier.<|eor|><|sor|>If your loop is so big that you need to search for the iteration variable, there's probably something wrong with your code. At the very least the variable should have a more descriptive name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 574 |
programmerhumor | Oxygenjacket | ghhzxor | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>fuck the haters, I really like the i, ii, iii, iv, v.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | individual_throwaway | ghi1dnd | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>fuck the haters, I really like the i, ii, iii, iv, v.<|eor|><|sor|>If you have five nested loops, you probably have other issues.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be X, Y, R, G, B, but then you should be using descriptive variables<|eor|><|sor|>``outer, inner, inner_outer, inner_inner, please_kill_me``<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
programmerhumor | lord_mundi | ghhq8la | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>helpful hint... using ii, jj, kk... makes searching for instances of that variable MUCH easier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 419 |
programmerhumor | htmlra | ghi72ne | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>let iiiiiiiiiiiiiii = 0; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii < iiiiiiiiiiiiii; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii++<|eor|><|sor|>The only thing disturbing about this, is the need for over 10 nested loops.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 407 |
programmerhumor | Ironic_Jedi | ghi0a80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't believe he married someone without doing a code-review first.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my biggest concerns is that I'll fall for a guy and then find out that he uses spaces instead of tabs for indentation. God..<|eor|><|sor|>I was reading the style guide on python.org and they recommend spaces. What the fuck?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 342 |
programmerhumor | mrkhan2000 | dnd4x2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,083 |
programmerhumor | InsideBSI | f5acahf | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, I have this awesome app idea...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,378 |
programmerhumor | paplan | f59pevz | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,037 |
programmerhumor | Neon6957 | f5aa4x5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|sor|>I can but im not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 935 |
programmerhumor | bareisbetter | f59p5tv | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 909 |
programmerhumor | Menelkir | f59qsaw | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | Eddoliver | f59sb8z | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my phone?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | Cosmic247 | f5afavu | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, I have this awesome app idea...<|eor|><|sor|>You're a techy programmer type with no creativity. I have the ideas, you do the work and we go in 50/50!<|eor|><|sor|>Christ I knew a guy who bugged me everyday and asked my a million questions about his app idea and working 50/50 went on for a year until he graduated (older than me) and to this day he still calls me every now and then with his next greatest idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | TickTockMrWick0 | f5a9oss | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 341 |
programmerhumor | jose12218 | f5agqf4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, I have this awesome app idea...<|eor|><|sor|>You're a techy programmer type with no creativity. I have the ideas, you do the work and we go in 50/50!<|eor|><|sor|>Christ I knew a guy who bugged me everyday and asked my a million questions about his app idea and working 50/50 went on for a year until he graduated (older than me) and to this day he still calls me every now and then with his next greatest idea<|eor|><|sor|>if he actually comes up with a good idea. Just steal it.. and claim it as ur own<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 334 |
programmerhumor | So_Famous | f5a7o03 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It only gets worse if you mention you're in the security realm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | ZnV1 | f59srzj | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my phone?<|eor|><|sor|>I can't even fix my fix<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 259 |
programmerhumor | Superbroom | f5aebsq | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It only gets worse if you mention you're in the security realm.<|eor|><|sor|>Just open a Linux vm in front of them, type dmesg, and say "I'm in".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 233 |
programmerhumor | TickTockMrWick0 | f5aboiv | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|sor|>I can but im not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Truthfully I think anyone can thats a good social engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | frostbyte650 | f5agga3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|sor|>I can but im not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Truthfully I think anyone can thats a good social engineer.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah hacking has become like 90% social engineering<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Will301 | f5anlu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|sor|>I can but im not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Truthfully I think anyone can thats a good social engineer.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah hacking has become like 90% social engineering<|eor|><|sor|>I can teach you how to hack. All you gotta do is email me $2000 at NotANigerianPrince@gmail.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | vegiraghav | f5af1l8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It only gets worse if you mention you're in the security realm.<|eor|><|sor|>Just open a Linux vm in front of them, type dmesg, and say "I'm in".<|eor|><|sor|>echo 'you have successfully haxed in to fb'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | ethangar | 12inxdo | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 31,033 |
programmerhumor | N_L_7 | jfu9i4f | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoordINATOR ends in Inator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,377 |
programmerhumor | ethangar | jfu9lt8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoordINATOR ends in Inator<|eor|><|soopr|>CoordinatorINATOR<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,238 |
programmerhumor | According_Welder_915 | jfuhrah | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When it fails to compile, you are legally required to say: "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,112 |
programmerhumor | akaZilong | jfuegba | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,462 |
programmerhumor | pipsvip | jfug2rg | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unreadable garbage spaghetti code?
OBJECT-ORIENTED unreadable garbage spaghetti code!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,083 |
programmerhumor | Magnitech_ | jfug1b4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoordINATOR ends in Inator<|eor|><|soopr|>CoordinatorINATOR<|eoopr|><|sor|>"Behold, my COORDINATOR! ...inator."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,064 |
programmerhumor | Aged_plato | jfudj7h | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im doing this now and no one can stop me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 791 |
programmerhumor | Pepineros | jfuqmpe | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When it fails to compile, you are legally required to say: "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"<|eor|><|sor|>This is now my default return on failing tests.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 563 |
programmerhumor | Pepineros | jfus8r0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator<|eor|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator in Python:
```
def hello_world_inator():
return lambda: print("Hello, world!")
```
Anyone want to contribute more languages to this high value project? Return a callable that prints 'Hello, world!' when called.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | Robonics014 | jfuk0eo | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>BEHOLD Perry the Platypus, the Crash-Productioninator!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | MrZerodayz | jfugzo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unreadable garbage spaghetti code?
OBJECT-ORIENTED unreadable garbage spaghetti code!?<|eor|><|sor|>Behold! My MessageProducerINATOR! With it, I will send messages to everyone until I can convince people to remove JMS form the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 286 |
programmerhumor | null_reference_user | jfure82 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Urinator<|eor|><|sor|>(Produces URIs)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | GnuhGnoud | jfuf3hh | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The class is not complete without a destructor that cause seg fault!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | null_reference_user | jfurck1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Urinator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Navy_Wannabe | jfuw66z | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoordINATOR ends in Inator<|eor|><|soopr|>CoordinatorINATOR<|eoopr|><|sor|>"Behold, my COORDINATOR! ...inator."<|eor|><|sor|>It coordinates everything that I'll ever do from know on, atleast I'll have some sort of system in which I can do stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 228 |
programmerhumor | ggnngg5 | jfuk6xu | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im doing this now and no one can stop me<|eor|><|sor|>*We<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 212 |
programmerhumor | WaterChi | jfuad4s | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is genius. Mad genius.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | pipsvip | jfv383w | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Urinator<|eor|><|sor|>(Produces URIs)<|eor|><|sor|>httpiss://<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | llama2621 | jfvlvtb | <|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator<|eor|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator in Python:
```
def hello_world_inator():
return lambda: print("Hello, world!")
```
Anyone want to contribute more languages to this high value project? Return a callable that prints 'Hello, world!' when called.<|eor|><|sor|>Brainfuck program that outputs the brainfuck program to write Hello world
`>+++++++++[<+++++>-]<..>+++++++++++++++++++++++[<++>-]<.>+++++++[<---->-]<-.>++++[<---->-]<-...>++++[<++++>-]<+.>++++[<---->-]<-.>++++[<++++>-]<+.>++++[<---->-]<-.>++++[<++++>-]<+.>++++++[<--->-]<-..>++++++[<+++>-]<+.>++++[<---->-]<-.>+++++[<+++>-]<.....>+++++[<--->-]<.......>++++++++[<++++++>-]<.>++++++[<----->-]<-.>++++[<---->-]<-..+.>++++[<++++>-]<.>++++[<---->-]<-.........+.>++++[<++++>-]<.>++++[<---->-]<-..+..---...+++.>++++[<++++>-]<.>++++[<---->-]<-....+.>++++[<++++>-]<.>++++++[<--->-]<-.........+++.++++++++++++++..--------------.---...+++.-......+.++++++++++++++.>+++++[<--->-]<.+.>++++[<++++>-]<..>++++++[<--->-]<-.+++.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 159 |
programmerhumor | nothingtoseehere196 | 125i1lu | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,976 |
programmerhumor | moistkinkajou | je4b504 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly... code style is whatever my ide says it is for the language at hand until I am forced otherwise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,307 |
programmerhumor | Capetoider | je4yy1w | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there some psycho who wanted things to "look like python" and did:
(I hope this thing accept crazy format)
while (x == y) {
func1() ;
func2() ;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,947 |
programmerhumor | AbstractUnicorn | je4d2um | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>But what about ...
`while(x==y){func1();func2();}`
And come on people! "func1()" and "func2()"? Surely we can shorten that to f() and f2()? What a waste of bytes to store the source code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,665 |
programmerhumor | sm9t8 | je4kyh7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot
while (x == y) {
func1();
func2();
}<|eor|><|sor|>You've got to let the code breathe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,363 |
programmerhumor | MiracetteNytten | je4jz4d | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot
while (x == y) {
func1();
func2();
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 989 |
programmerhumor | winauer | je527a8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>We're forced to use GNU in uni<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: The [Linux kernel style guide](https://www.kernel.org/doc/html/v4.10/process/coding-style.html) recommends burning a copy of the GNU style guide as a symbolic gesture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 755 |
programmerhumor | IceBathingSeal | je4fetx | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>But what about ...
`while(x==y){func1();func2();}`
And come on people! "func1()" and "func2()"? Surely we can shorten that to f() and f2()? What a waste of bytes to store the source code.<|eor|><|sor|>If you call f2() as g() instead you shorten the name by 50%.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 619 |
programmerhumor | EMI_Black_Ace | je54p52 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there some psycho who wanted things to "look like python" and did:
(I hope this thing accept crazy format)
while (x == y) {
func1() ;
func2() ;
}<|eor|><|sor|>If I ever saw that, I'd Ctrl+K+F that so fast...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 570 |
programmerhumor | Electricalceleryuwu | je4r6td | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly... code style is whatever my ide says it is for the language at hand until I am forced otherwise<|eor|><|sor|>I like no space. Basically, you code and never hit space. Enter and Tab are allowed. Makes code super tight, great for low resolution monitors.
There's also no shift where you never press shift which is great if you have wrist issues but variables get funny, and also no cap but I don't like that.
These then lead to NS2 which is no space + no shift, the code just flows as fast as your thoughts it's crazy. Try it.<|eor|><|sor|>the code flowing as fast as my thoughts is going to lead to the most buggy terrifying pasta anyone would ever review. Thanks for the nightmare fuel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 530 |
programmerhumor | Andy_B_Goode | je55jgd | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>We're forced to use GNU in uni<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: The [Linux kernel style guide](https://www.kernel.org/doc/html/v4.10/process/coding-style.html) recommends burning a copy of the GNU style guide as a symbolic gesture.<|eor|><|sor|>> Coding style is very personal, and I wont force my views on anybody, but this is what goes for anything that I have to be able to maintain, and Id prefer it for most other things too. Please at least consider the points made here.
Nice. This sounds like a very humble and reasonable approach to balancing consistency with individual preference.
>Tabs are 8 characters, and thus indentations are also 8 characters. There are heretic movements that try to make indentations 4 (or even 2!) characters deep, and that is akin to trying to define the value of PI to be 3.
Well that didn't last long.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 520 |
programmerhumor | fatrobin72 | je4dwv6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>But what about ...
`while(x==y){func1();func2();}`
And come on people! "func1()" and "func2()"? Surely we can shorten that to f() and f2()? What a waste of bytes to store the source code.<|eor|><|sor|>sorry we live in a world where the bytes are cheap... therefore we need to name the functions:
* myFunctionOneThatDoesTheThingImpl()
* myFunctionTwoThatMakesStuffAndThingsHappenImpl()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 446 |
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