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programmerhumor
Aspire17
j0wogoh
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The crying cat is killing me<|eor|><|sor|>Now I want that too in our Slack workspace :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,374
programmerhumor
GhanimaAtreides
j0wkj4o
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who runs untested queries on production DB ?! TF<|eor|><|sor|>I watched my boss do it once. Small business, small IT department, so he had the admin password directly to the database if he needed. He was working on the test database trying to debug an update. Someone asked him to run a report in prod so he did. Went back to testing is update. Against the prod database. I heard him say fuck from his office when I had previously never heard him curse. He was a nice guy though, he stuck around and did the restore himself which I know took hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,280
programmerhumor
AppState1981
j0vzrtd
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"When I realized I had messed up then I clicked Commit"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,161
programmerhumor
DevelopedLogic
j0wunjw
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need to update a single row Executes a single transaction <49034 rows updated> "Ohhhh..... fudge......."<|eor|><|sor|>Except, if they actually used a transaction and not just a command... ROLLBACK; Pro Tip: avoid working with production data. If unavoidable, prefer using a graphical tabular editor in which you update one cell at a time. If not possible, USE TRANSACTIONS AND NEVER TYPE THE COMMIT KEYWORD UNTIL YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTS Source: 40,000 rows updated. ROLLBACK; In a critical prod system. Personal experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,020
programmerhumor
bartvanh
j0woqu5
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we"<|eor|><|soopr|>I can confirm it was just me doing a database restore first thing in the morning.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's when you start removing update privileges.<|eor|><|sor|>No problem, they'll find a way to run a select that locks the entire database for a minute<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
740
programmerhumor
shadow7412
j0wbgdd
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the fact that an UPDATE (and DELETE) statement lacking a WHERE clause is valid syntax is awful language design.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
599
programmerhumor
danglesReet
j0wfd2v
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I start with the WHERE clause because ill never trust myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
583
programmerhumor
ZedTT
j0wuij5
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who runs untested queries on production DB ?! TF<|eor|><|sor|>I watched my boss do it once. Small business, small IT department, so he had the admin password directly to the database if he needed. He was working on the test database trying to debug an update. Someone asked him to run a report in prod so he did. Went back to testing is update. Against the prod database. I heard him say fuck from his office when I had previously never heard him curse. He was a nice guy though, he stuck around and did the restore himself which I know took hours.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why I have MSSSMS use different colours for prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
529
programmerhumor
kazakus07
j0wm93q
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I start with the WHERE clause because ill never trust myself<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, first write it as a SELECT and run it to make sure you pick the right rows, then convert it into an UPDATE or DELETE without touching the WHERE clause.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
518
programmerhumor
peterpaulrubens
j0x27ab
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I need to update a single row Executes a single transaction <49034 rows updated> "Ohhhh..... fudge......."<|eor|><|sor|>Except, if they actually used a transaction and not just a command... ROLLBACK; Pro Tip: avoid working with production data. If unavoidable, prefer using a graphical tabular editor in which you update one cell at a time. If not possible, USE TRANSACTIONS AND NEVER TYPE THE COMMIT KEYWORD UNTIL YOU'RE SATISFIED WITH THE RESULTS Source: 40,000 rows updated. ROLLBACK; In a critical prod system. Personal experience<|eor|><|sor|>The people who need to hear that have already turned on autocommit in their client software.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
515
programmerhumor
Shazvox
j0xmb0n
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we"<|eor|><|soopr|>I can confirm it was just me doing a database restore first thing in the morning.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's when you start removing update privileges.<|eor|><|sor|>No problem, they'll find a way to run a select that locks the entire database for a minute<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's a lot easier to kill a query than restore a database.<|eor|><|sor|>Actually, it's even easier to just kill the developer. More permanent solution too...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
494
programmerhumor
l0wskilled
j0wvsf9
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The crying cat is killing me<|eor|><|sor|>Now I want that too in our Slack workspace :(<|eor|><|sor|>Chances are it's set so everyone can add smileys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
484
programmerhumor
LetUsSpeakFreely
j0wpc3o
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"we"<|eor|><|soopr|>I can confirm it was just me doing a database restore first thing in the morning.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That's when you start removing update privileges.<|eor|><|sor|>No problem, they'll find a way to run a select that locks the entire database for a minute<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's a lot easier to kill a query than restore a database.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
484
programmerhumor
cavalryyy
j0wfh0c
<|sols|><|sot|>My team got me SQL problems for Christmas, wbu?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0ggi9owt1x6a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly, the fact that an UPDATE (and DELETE) statement lacking a WHERE clause is valid syntax is awful language design.<|eor|><|sor|>But what if i want to actually update or delete all rows?<|eor|><|sor|>Imo that should be done explicitly, not implicitly. It would be nice if there were a top level language syntax (maybe EVERYWHERE?) but WHERE True would even be a better pattern than no where clause == everywhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
434
programmerhumor
ReCaio
jo1fti
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,141
programmerhumor
baneofham
gb5cxwx
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running." Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,057
programmerhumor
MrWFL
gb5whqy
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running." Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|sor|>**5 hours of reverse engineering and looking at the source code later** "So that's why... Why the fuck isn't this very important thing documented?"<|eor|><|sor|>*\*Proceeds to use it and not document it either\**<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,666
programmerhumor
oversleazy
gb50zay
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,544
programmerhumor
LoneFoxKK
gb5n1my
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running." Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|sor|>**5 hours of reverse engineering and looking at the source code later** "So that's why... Why the fuck isn't this very important thing documented?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,025
programmerhumor
ReCaio
gb5eriv
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running." Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
789
programmerhumor
StickySnacks
gb5xonn
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running." Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|sor|>**5 hours of reverse engineering and looking at the source code later** "So that's why... Why the fuck isn't this very important thing documented?"<|eor|><|sor|>*\*Proceeds to use it and not document it either\**<|eor|><|sor|>Hey look, it's me!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
552
programmerhumor
Yayotron
gb5l5ee
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>My first working experience was at a company that had no software development until I joined, I was the only one working in new products for months. That means also being the only Dev, BA, QA, DevOps, etc. funny times :-) needless to say the software quality was beyond shitty.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
522
programmerhumor
Some_Username_Here
gb5xlvz
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
467
programmerhumor
Morrido
gb5eu2d
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I've been the Junior Senior Developer so many times I've lost my count.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
370
programmerhumor
dagbrown
gb68n3h
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|sor|>Damn dont feel bad for asking questions thats what juniors are supposed to do<|eor|><|sor|>Senior guy here. I've lately been working with a junior guy who's been terrified of asking questions, lest it make him seem unqualified. I've had to resort to forcing him into situations where he has no choice but to ask questions, just to try to crack the floodgates open. He's spent the last four weeks working on a task that would take me an hour, but I've been gritting my teeth and practicing as much patience as I can muster while I've been trying to get him to learn.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
353
programmerhumor
Forschkeeper
gb5ojsh
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I am still not sure how to setup a project correctly. Or how best practice in coding is. Or if the stuff I do is right/good. I just do something...and get paid for it. [Help](https://pics.me.me/i-have-no-dea-what-im-doing-made-on-imgur-19371770.png)?! EDIT: Work since a year. .\_.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
252
programmerhumor
FarmsOnReddditNow
gb65f21
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|sor|>Damn dont feel bad for asking questions thats what juniors are supposed to do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
251
programmerhumor
FarmsOnReddditNow
gb68s18
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|sor|>Damn dont feel bad for asking questions thats what juniors are supposed to do<|eor|><|sor|>Senior guy here. I've lately been working with a junior guy who's been terrified of asking questions, lest it make him seem unqualified. I've had to resort to forcing him into situations where he has no choice but to ask questions, just to try to crack the floodgates open. He's spent the last four weeks working on a task that would take me an hour, but I've been gritting my teeth and practicing as much patience as I can muster while I've been trying to get him to learn.<|eor|><|sor|>You are a good dude. A lot of young devs come in feeling like they have to prove themselves out the gate or theyll be fired. I had the same issue when I was new, and Ive seen it from other juniors since.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
243
programmerhumor
AutomaticManager888
gb6b9tp
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Junior developer at my large ass company<|eor|><|sor|>Same. And to top it off my line manager will make me sound like an idiot which just discourages asking questions etc, but theres no other developers to ask ...<|eor|><|sor|>Damn dont feel bad for asking questions thats what juniors are supposed to do<|eor|><|sor|>Senior guy here. I've lately been working with a junior guy who's been terrified of asking questions, lest it make him seem unqualified. I've had to resort to forcing him into situations where he has no choice but to ask questions, just to try to crack the floodgates open. He's spent the last four weeks working on a task that would take me an hour, but I've been gritting my teeth and practicing as much patience as I can muster while I've been trying to get him to learn.<|eor|><|sor|>You are a good dude. A lot of young devs come in feeling like they have to prove themselves out the gate or theyll be fired. I had the same issue when I was new, and Ive seen it from other juniors since.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of job postings and interviews make it seem that way. The more I apply, the more terrified I am to actually land a job. Got requested to call in about a remote java position, they want junior devs, requirements ask for 2 or 3 years exp. I am a python dev (hobbies, small side projects and a few projects actually at my day jobs, trying to land my first gig) and while I can learn java syntax and how it works, man it really feels like everyone just wants intermediate devs at junior prices... then they want high scores on these indeed assesments that you can't even retake. I'm not afraid to ask questions but I sure as hell feel pressured to KNOW how to do EVERYTHING to get a junior job backend/fullstack.... Edit: Holy shit, never have I had a comment get 50+ upvotes. Glad to see I'm not alone. Kinda helps the self inflicted anxiety and such. Thanks guys<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
194
programmerhumor
ganja_and_code
gb5scbu
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a junior in a large company and I want to cry<|eor|><|sor|>Whys that?<|eor|><|sor|>Can't speak for the other commenter... But for me, it's because I'm expected to deliver improvements on a product which existed for 5 years before I arrived that I've only had a few months worth of time to learn...not to mention, the "learning" is mostly actually "reverse engineering" since I have to teach myself and there's basically no documention that's useful/current.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
174
programmerhumor
MrScatterBrained
gb5sdgl
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>My first working experience was at a company that had no software development until I joined, I was the only one working in new products for months. That means also being the only Dev, BA, QA, DevOps, etc. funny times :-) needless to say the software quality was beyond shitty.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm in the same boat. When I came in, there were only some Matlab applications written by a post-doc or other students. I was the first one to come in and set up a database for storing their data. Before that they stored everything in Google Sheets. I'm not shitting you. Needless to say, at least now the data is in a state where you can do some basic analysis on it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
169
programmerhumor
Hollowed-Be-Thy-Name
gb6d7hz
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Just read through the documentation to get that running." Two lines of Readme text later and it still isn't running... Huh.<|eor|><|soopr|>"Just look at the samples and then go on..."<|eoopr|><|sor|>**5 hours of reverse engineering and looking at the source code later** "So that's why... Why the fuck isn't this very important thing documented?"<|eor|><|sor|>*\*Proceeds to use it and not document it either\**<|eor|><|sor|>Hey look, it's me!<|eor|><|sor|>I'm in this and I don't like it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
161
programmerhumor
BarkerDrums
gb5nv0a
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Christ Ive never seen a picture so accurately express and represent my junior developer career as eloquently as this! Made me cry when I started at a company as a junior front end dev, stating in the interview I had no php experience, for the first task they give me to be written in PHP :( Whenever I ask for help with anything, my manager would say, Im not going to give you the answer because I believe people learn better when they work it out themselves. And hed leave me to work it out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
141
programmerhumor
MechaJesus69
gb57nyp
<|sols|><|sot|>..Is It only my experience?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/68kei7iki9x51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'm a junior in a large company and I want to cry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
133
programmerhumor
im-reverse
kn04bb
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,127
programmerhumor
woopy85
ghhxmoz
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,089
programmerhumor
CoolVentilateur
ghhzwsn
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>let iiiiiiiiiiiiiii = 0; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii < iiiiiiiiiiiiii; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii++<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,106
programmerhumor
justARegularGuy_95
ghhzxle
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't believe he married someone without doing a code-review first.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my biggest concerns is that I'll fall for a guy and then find out that he uses spaces instead of tabs for indentation. God..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,203
programmerhumor
althaz
ghho4gz
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i,j,k,l gang!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,064
programmerhumor
LtMeat
ghhzgcn
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Unicode gang: i <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
909
programmerhumor
yosemighty_sam
ghhq9wk
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>i,j,k,l gang!<|eor|><|sor|>i/j/k all the way, but I hate l. It looks too much like I or |.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
816
programmerhumor
KosherSyntax
ghi3ff4
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> Unicode gang: i <|eor|><|sor|> for ( = 0; < 10; ++) { // Do stuff }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
711
programmerhumor
Viola_Buddy
ghi5gs3
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|> for item in collection: for jtem in item: for ktem in jtem: for ltem in ktem: print(ltem)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
710
programmerhumor
sinkwiththeship
ghi0ad6
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>fuck the haters, I really like the i, ii, iii, iv, v.<|eor|><|sor|>If you have five nested loops, you probably have other issues.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
669
programmerhumor
jzia93
ghi3h3q
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>let iiiiiiiiiiiiiii = 0; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii < iiiiiiiiiiiiii; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii++<|eor|><|sor|>I read that as slow-motion coding<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
579
programmerhumor
jaerie
ghhvvfc
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>helpful hint... using ii, jj, kk... makes searching for instances of that variable MUCH easier.<|eor|><|sor|>If your loop is so big that you need to search for the iteration variable, there's probably something wrong with your code. At the very least the variable should have a more descriptive name.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
574
programmerhumor
Oxygenjacket
ghhzxor
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>fuck the haters, I really like the i, ii, iii, iv, v.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
569
programmerhumor
individual_throwaway
ghi1dnd
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>fuck the haters, I really like the i, ii, iii, iv, v.<|eor|><|sor|>If you have five nested loops, you probably have other issues.<|eor|><|sor|>Could be X, Y, R, G, B, but then you should be using descriptive variables<|eor|><|sor|>``outer, inner, inner_outer, inner_inner, please_kill_me``<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
420
programmerhumor
lord_mundi
ghhq8la
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>helpful hint... using ii, jj, kk... makes searching for instances of that variable MUCH easier.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
419
programmerhumor
htmlra
ghi72ne
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So does she go i, ii, iii, iiii, iiiii? Or i, ii, iii, iv, v?<|eor|><|sor|>let iiiiiiiiiiiiiii = 0; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii < iiiiiiiiiiiiii; iiiiiiiiiiiiiii++<|eor|><|sor|>The only thing disturbing about this, is the need for over 10 nested loops.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
407
programmerhumor
Ironic_Jedi
ghi0a80
<|sols|><|sot|>Wholesome<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5jakf7hx0b861.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I can't believe he married someone without doing a code-review first.<|eor|><|sor|>One of my biggest concerns is that I'll fall for a guy and then find out that he uses spaces instead of tabs for indentation. God..<|eor|><|sor|>I was reading the style guide on python.org and they recommend spaces. What the fuck?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
342
programmerhumor
mrkhan2000
dnd4x2
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,083
programmerhumor
InsideBSI
f5acahf
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, I have this awesome app idea...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,378
programmerhumor
paplan
f59pevz
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,037
programmerhumor
Neon6957
f5aa4x5
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|sor|>I can but im not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
935
programmerhumor
bareisbetter
f59p5tv
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
909
programmerhumor
Menelkir
f59qsaw
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
569
programmerhumor
Eddoliver
f59sb8z
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my phone?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
408
programmerhumor
Cosmic247
f5afavu
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, I have this awesome app idea...<|eor|><|sor|>You're a techy programmer type with no creativity. I have the ideas, you do the work and we go in 50/50!<|eor|><|sor|>Christ I knew a guy who bugged me everyday and asked my a million questions about his app idea and working 50/50 went on for a year until he graduated (older than me) and to this day he still calls me every now and then with his next greatest idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
392
programmerhumor
TickTockMrWick0
f5a9oss
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
341
programmerhumor
jose12218
f5agqf4
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So, I have this awesome app idea...<|eor|><|sor|>You're a techy programmer type with no creativity. I have the ideas, you do the work and we go in 50/50!<|eor|><|sor|>Christ I knew a guy who bugged me everyday and asked my a million questions about his app idea and working 50/50 went on for a year until he graduated (older than me) and to this day he still calls me every now and then with his next greatest idea<|eor|><|sor|>if he actually comes up with a good idea. Just steal it.. and claim it as ur own<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
334
programmerhumor
So_Famous
f5a7o03
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It only gets worse if you mention you're in the security realm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
292
programmerhumor
ZnV1
f59srzj
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you fix my computer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my printer?<|eor|><|sor|>Can you fix my phone?<|eor|><|sor|>I can't even fix my fix<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
259
programmerhumor
Superbroom
f5aebsq
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It only gets worse if you mention you're in the security realm.<|eor|><|sor|>Just open a Linux vm in front of them, type dmesg, and say "I'm in".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
TickTockMrWick0
f5aboiv
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|sor|>I can but im not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Truthfully I think anyone can thats a good social engineer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
216
programmerhumor
frostbyte650
f5agga3
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|sor|>I can but im not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Truthfully I think anyone can thats a good social engineer.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah hacking has become like 90% social engineering<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
210
programmerhumor
Will301
f5anlu7
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I found that saying software engineer instead of computer programmer eliminates most requests to help people clean viruses off their windows machines. When people ask if I could hack something for them I just say I could but I'm not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>But can you actually?<|eor|><|sor|>I can but im not into doing that sort of unethical thing.<|eor|><|sor|>Truthfully I think anyone can thats a good social engineer.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah hacking has become like 90% social engineering<|eor|><|sor|>I can teach you how to hack. All you gotta do is email me $2000 at NotANigerianPrince@gmail.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
154
programmerhumor
vegiraghav
f5af1l8
<|sols|><|sot|>Every. Single. Time.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0r7xwm02ovu31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It only gets worse if you mention you're in the security realm.<|eor|><|sor|>Just open a Linux vm in front of them, type dmesg, and say "I'm in".<|eor|><|sor|>echo 'you have successfully haxed in to fb'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
140
programmerhumor
ethangar
12inxdo
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
31,033
programmerhumor
N_L_7
jfu9i4f
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoordINATOR ends in Inator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,377
programmerhumor
ethangar
jfu9lt8
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoordINATOR ends in Inator<|eor|><|soopr|>CoordinatorINATOR<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,238
programmerhumor
According_Welder_915
jfuhrah
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When it fails to compile, you are legally required to say: "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,112
programmerhumor
akaZilong
jfuegba
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,462
programmerhumor
pipsvip
jfug2rg
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unreadable garbage spaghetti code? OBJECT-ORIENTED unreadable garbage spaghetti code!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,083
programmerhumor
Magnitech_
jfug1b4
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoordINATOR ends in Inator<|eor|><|soopr|>CoordinatorINATOR<|eoopr|><|sor|>"Behold, my COORDINATOR! ...inator."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,064
programmerhumor
Aged_plato
jfudj7h
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im doing this now and no one can stop me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
791
programmerhumor
Pepineros
jfuqmpe
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When it fails to compile, you are legally required to say: "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"<|eor|><|sor|>This is now my default return on failing tests.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
563
programmerhumor
Pepineros
jfus8r0
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator<|eor|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator in Python: ``` def hello_world_inator(): return lambda: print("Hello, world!") ``` Anyone want to contribute more languages to this high value project? Return a callable that prints 'Hello, world!' when called.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
453
programmerhumor
Robonics014
jfuk0eo
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>BEHOLD Perry the Platypus, the Crash-Productioninator!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
293
programmerhumor
MrZerodayz
jfugzo9
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Unreadable garbage spaghetti code? OBJECT-ORIENTED unreadable garbage spaghetti code!?<|eor|><|sor|>Behold! My MessageProducerINATOR! With it, I will send messages to everyone until I can convince people to remove JMS form the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
286
programmerhumor
null_reference_user
jfure82
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Urinator<|eor|><|sor|>(Produces URIs)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
278
programmerhumor
GnuhGnoud
jfuf3hh
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The class is not complete without a destructor that cause seg fault!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
null_reference_user
jfurck1
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Urinator<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
268
programmerhumor
Navy_Wannabe
jfuw66z
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoordINATOR ends in Inator<|eor|><|soopr|>CoordinatorINATOR<|eoopr|><|sor|>"Behold, my COORDINATOR! ...inator."<|eor|><|sor|>It coordinates everything that I'll ever do from know on, atleast I'll have some sort of system in which I can do stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
228
programmerhumor
ggnngg5
jfuk6xu
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im doing this now and no one can stop me<|eor|><|sor|>*We<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
212
programmerhumor
WaterChi
jfuad4s
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is genius. Mad genius.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
pipsvip
jfv383w
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Urinator<|eor|><|sor|>(Produces URIs)<|eor|><|sor|>httpiss://<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
165
programmerhumor
llama2621
jfvlvtb
<|sols|><|sot|>I've Solved Most Class Naming Problems<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yrjjin6uz9ta1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator<|eor|><|sor|>HelloWorldInator in Python: ``` def hello_world_inator(): return lambda: print("Hello, world!") ``` Anyone want to contribute more languages to this high value project? Return a callable that prints 'Hello, world!' when called.<|eor|><|sor|>Brainfuck program that outputs the brainfuck program to write Hello world `>+++++++++[<+++++>-]<..>+++++++++++++++++++++++[<++>-]<.>+++++++[<---->-]<-.>++++[<---->-]<-...>++++[<++++>-]<+.>++++[<---->-]<-.>++++[<++++>-]<+.>++++[<---->-]<-.>++++[<++++>-]<+.>++++++[<--->-]<-..>++++++[<+++>-]<+.>++++[<---->-]<-.>+++++[<+++>-]<.....>+++++[<--->-]<.......>++++++++[<++++++>-]<.>++++++[<----->-]<-.>++++[<---->-]<-..+.>++++[<++++>-]<.>++++[<---->-]<-.........+.>++++[<++++>-]<.>++++[<---->-]<-..+..---...+++.>++++[<++++>-]<.>++++[<---->-]<-....+.>++++[<++++>-]<.>++++++[<--->-]<-.........+++.++++++++++++++..--------------.---...+++.-......+.++++++++++++++.>+++++[<--->-]<.+.>++++[<++++>-]<..>++++++[<--->-]<-.+++.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
159
programmerhumor
nothingtoseehere196
125i1lu
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30,976
programmerhumor
moistkinkajou
je4b504
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly... code style is whatever my ide says it is for the language at hand until I am forced otherwise<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,307
programmerhumor
Capetoider
je4yy1w
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there some psycho who wanted things to "look like python" and did: (I hope this thing accept crazy format) while (x == y) { func1() ; func2() ; }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,947
programmerhumor
AbstractUnicorn
je4d2um
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>But what about ... `while(x==y){func1();func2();}` And come on people! "func1()" and "func2()"? Surely we can shorten that to f() and f2()? What a waste of bytes to store the source code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,665
programmerhumor
sm9t8
je4kyh7
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot while (x == y) { func1(); func2(); }<|eor|><|sor|>You've got to let the code breathe.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,363
programmerhumor
MiracetteNytten
je4jz4d
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot while (x == y) { func1(); func2(); }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
989
programmerhumor
winauer
je527a8
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>We're forced to use GNU in uni<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: The [Linux kernel style guide](https://www.kernel.org/doc/html/v4.10/process/coding-style.html) recommends burning a copy of the GNU style guide as a symbolic gesture.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
755
programmerhumor
IceBathingSeal
je4fetx
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>But what about ... `while(x==y){func1();func2();}` And come on people! "func1()" and "func2()"? Surely we can shorten that to f() and f2()? What a waste of bytes to store the source code.<|eor|><|sor|>If you call f2() as g() instead you shorten the name by 50%.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
619
programmerhumor
EMI_Black_Ace
je54p52
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>wasnt there some psycho who wanted things to "look like python" and did: (I hope this thing accept crazy format) while (x == y) { func1() ; func2() ; }<|eor|><|sor|>If I ever saw that, I'd Ctrl+K+F that so fast...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
570
programmerhumor
Electricalceleryuwu
je4r6td
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly... code style is whatever my ide says it is for the language at hand until I am forced otherwise<|eor|><|sor|>I like no space. Basically, you code and never hit space. Enter and Tab are allowed. Makes code super tight, great for low resolution monitors. There's also no shift where you never press shift which is great if you have wrist issues but variables get funny, and also no cap but I don't like that. These then lead to NS2 which is no space + no shift, the code just flows as fast as your thoughts it's crazy. Try it.<|eor|><|sor|>the code flowing as fast as my thoughts is going to lead to the most buggy terrifying pasta anyone would ever review. Thanks for the nightmare fuel<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
530
programmerhumor
Andy_B_Goode
je55jgd
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>We're forced to use GNU in uni<|eor|><|sor|>Fun fact: The [Linux kernel style guide](https://www.kernel.org/doc/html/v4.10/process/coding-style.html) recommends burning a copy of the GNU style guide as a symbolic gesture.<|eor|><|sor|>> Coding style is very personal, and I wont force my views on anybody, but this is what goes for anything that I have to be able to maintain, and Id prefer it for most other things too. Please at least consider the points made here. Nice. This sounds like a very humble and reasonable approach to balancing consistency with individual preference. >Tabs are 8 characters, and thus indentations are also 8 characters. There are heretic movements that try to make indentations 4 (or even 2!) characters deep, and that is akin to trying to define the value of PI to be 3. Well that didn't last long.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
520
programmerhumor
fatrobin72
je4dwv6
<|sols|><|sot|>Stop<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/9SimHEj.png<|eol|><|sor|>But what about ... `while(x==y){func1();func2();}` And come on people! "func1()" and "func2()"? Surely we can shorten that to f() and f2()? What a waste of bytes to store the source code.<|eor|><|sor|>sorry we live in a world where the bytes are cheap... therefore we need to name the functions: * myFunctionOneThatDoesTheThingImpl() * myFunctionTwoThatMakesStuffAndThingsHappenImpl()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
446