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programmerhumor | PhilTrout | ea8wdhh | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it meows like a duck...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,487 |
programmerhumor | LimEJET | ea8y85f | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it meows like a duck...<|eor|><|sor|>It's gotta be a cack.
...Or a dut?
Fuck it.
(Animal) inp;
infer_type_from(inp.sound()); // TODO: terrible hack<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,158 |
programmerhumor | RollingOwl | ea95va3 | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, [its real.](https://i.imgur.com/wyviqZh.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 707 |
programmerhumor | JezuzCrist | ea91gcy | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>beep beep I'm a sheep
Meow meow I'm a cow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | CoopertheFluffy | ea94sm6 | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much bandwidth must that cost Amazon?!<|eor|><|sor|>On the order of 100 bytes, and on the order of one trillion page loads a year, would be 100 TeraBytes of data. Over a 10 GbPS connection, this works out to 80000 seconds, or ~22 hours of data transfer for one server per year just on the duck. Of course, amazon has hundreds to thousands of servers just for loading the website, so thats really probably about 10 seconds per server per year.
Edit: fixed bits/Bytes error.
Edit 2: Really messed up the division. Fixed that too.
Also at Comcast in Seattle prices for 60 Mbps (ignoring the 1TB data cap), this would cost $205.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | tilman2015 | ea91z02 | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much bandwidth must that cost Amazon?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 452 |
programmerhumor | canisdirusarctos | ea95s21 | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How much bandwidth must that cost Amazon?!<|eor|><|sor|>On the order of 100 bytes, and on the order of one trillion page loads a year, would be 100 TeraBytes of data. Over a 10 GbPS connection, this works out to 80000 seconds, or ~22 hours of data transfer for one server per year just on the duck. Of course, amazon has hundreds to thousands of servers just for loading the website, so thats really probably about 10 seconds per server per year.
Edit: fixed bits/Bytes error.
Edit 2: Really messed up the division. Fixed that too.
Also at Comcast in Seattle prices for 60 Mbps (ignoring the 1TB data cap), this would cost $205.<|eor|><|sor|>They also compress the pages, so it is likely even less.
Realistically, they waste far more in HTTP headers for asynchronous calls on any given page.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | jacobhenryrussell | ea8vi4g | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is it tho <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 207 |
programmerhumor | tamatarabama | ea8z74v | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it meows like a duck...<|eor|><|sor|>It's gotta be a cack.
...Or a dut?
Fuck it.
(Animal) inp;
infer_type_from(inp.sound()); // TODO: terrible hack<|eor|><|sor|>Meowack 8t is!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 199 |
programmerhumor | HadACookie | ea901z2 | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>//
// __
// . __( . )< (MEOW)
// \_____)
// <|eor|><|sor|>I think your duck had an accident.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | punjabiprogrammer | ea90cav | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where is it tho <|eor|><|sor|>Its the comment after the </html> tag<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | DrDan21 | ea99r26 | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, [its real.](https://i.imgur.com/wyviqZh.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>I love this so much. <|eor|><|sor|>Makes you wonder what other websites have easter eggs like this in their source code. <|eor|><|sor|>Open the browser console while you're on reddit.<|eor|><|sor|>Also check out this joke page
https://www.reddit.com/etc/passwd
Note: might have to view in browser if mobile app wont load it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | Randuffler | ea93qn6 | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>beep beep I'm a sheep
Meow meow I'm a cow<|eor|><|sor|>r/unexpectedasdf<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | ImmaDebugYou | ea92qtg | <|sols|><|sot|>There's meowing duck in Amazon source code<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zcgf35jkuwz11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>duck.meow();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | trg57 | 7ywbu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,529 |
programmerhumor | jkure2 | dujltuy | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look at all these potential customers!! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,804 |
programmerhumor | Mingtendo | dujonqf | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look at all these potential customers!! <|eor|><|sor|>There are so many our servers can't keep up!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,772 |
programmerhumor | miauw62 | dujphvb | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>fear not the artist who has practiced 10000 poses once, fear the artist who has practiced one pose 10000 times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,224 |
programmerhumor | jkure2 | dujp2rg | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look at all these potential customers!! <|eor|><|sor|>There are so many our servers can't keep up!<|eor|><|sor|>The marketing team is really crushing it!
Quick, slash the IT budget and lay off our most senior staff, we need more of this marketing talent! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,192 |
programmerhumor | regoapps | dujwt0j | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look at all these potential customers!! <|eor|><|sor|>There are so many our servers can't keep up!<|eor|><|sor|>The marketing team is really crushing it!
Quick, slash the IT budget and lay off our most senior staff, we need more of this marketing talent! <|eor|><|sor|>With these numbers a one percent bump on the conversion rate could let us triple the sales team!<|eor|><|sor|>The sad part is I'm 100% sure this exact conversation has happened in real life.<|eor|><|sor|>It has happened to my company actually. About two months ago, I took down an infamous Reddit spam ring and got over 250 of their spamming accounts banned. They responded by DDoSing my apps, because my reddit name is associated with my apps. It could have been someone else, but it happened like the next day after my spam ring bust and also the spammer would mass downvote all my reddit comments. Too much of a coincidence, since Ive never been DDoS attacked in almost a decade.
The DDoS successfully took down my Amazon cloud servers for several days, even though they routinely handle 100k+ concurrent audio streamers without a hitch. The crazy thing was that since most of my millions of users were using the free version, some thought that paying for the pro version would be better. So sales of my paid app shot up by a lot, and the DDoS attack actually helped me convert a lot of my free users. And now my servers are properly configured for a DDoS attack after getting a real world test to configure the servers against.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 428 |
programmerhumor | dasiba | dujqpdn | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look at all these potential customers!! <|eor|><|sor|>There are so many our servers can't keep up!<|eor|><|sor|>The marketing team is really crushing it!
Quick, slash the IT budget and lay off our most senior staff, we need more of this marketing talent! <|eor|><|sor|>With these numbers a one percent bump on the conversion rate could let us triple the sales team!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 366 |
programmerhumor | NiceBreaker | dujrg8h | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>fear not the artist who has practiced 10000 poses once, fear the artist who has practiced one pose 10000 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Adam Ellis is coming, run!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 363 |
programmerhumor | voiza | dujq21i | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>An opportunity to make high-load tests for free!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 352 |
programmerhumor | verylobsterlike | dujtrp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look at all these potential customers!! <|eor|><|sor|>There are so many our servers can't keep up!<|eor|><|sor|>The marketing team is really crushing it!
Quick, slash the IT budget and lay off our most senior staff, we need more of this marketing talent! <|eor|><|sor|>With these numbers a one percent bump on the conversion rate could let us triple the sales team!<|eor|><|sor|>The sad part is I'm 100% sure this exact conversation has happened in real life.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | trg57 | dujkfer | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Comic based on a rant from a fellow programmer: https://devrant.com/rants/262624/<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 230 |
programmerhumor | torvim | dujo0ag | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>I'd love to gauge how many devrant users there are here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | Szymas255 | dujvlcp | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>fear not the artist who has practiced 10000 poses once, fear the artist who has practiced one pose 10000 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Adam Ellis is coming, run!<|eor|><|sor|>He actually improved now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 136 |
programmerhumor | McSethicson | dujxg14 | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>fear not the artist who has practiced 10000 poses once, fear the artist who has practiced one pose 10000 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Adam Ellis is coming, run!<|eor|><|sor|>He actually improved now<|eor|><|sor|>Since he quit BuzzFeed he's been doing better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 131 |
programmerhumor | GentlemanBeggar54 | dujmde7 | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seems very similar to [this joke](https://twitter.com/0point5twins/status/476850373681217536)...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | douglastodd19 | dujxgrq | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look at all these potential customers!! <|eor|><|sor|>There are so many our servers can't keep up!<|eor|><|sor|>The marketing team is really crushing it!
Quick, slash the IT budget and lay off our most senior staff, we need more of this marketing talent! <|eor|><|sor|>With these numbers a one percent bump on the conversion rate could let us triple the sales team!<|eor|><|sor|>The sad part is I'm 100% sure this exact conversation has happened in real life.<|eor|><|sor|>It has happened to my company actually. About two months ago, I took down an infamous Reddit spam ring and got over 250 of their spamming accounts banned. They responded by DDoSing my apps, because my reddit name is associated with my apps. It could have been someone else, but it happened like the next day after my spam ring bust and also the spammer would mass downvote all my reddit comments. Too much of a coincidence, since Ive never been DDoS attacked in almost a decade.
The DDoS successfully took down my Amazon cloud servers for several days, even though they routinely handle 100k+ concurrent audio streamers without a hitch. The crazy thing was that since most of my millions of users were using the free version, some thought that paying for the pro version would be better. So sales of my paid app shot up by a lot, and the DDoS attack actually helped me convert a lot of my free users. And now my servers are properly configured for a DDoS attack after getting a real world test to configure the servers against.<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing like a real world scenario to shake things up.
Ive had a few similar incidents (while significantly fewer users). The best way to find flaws in the design is to give it to the masses and see what happens. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | asquared31415 | dujtivq | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>You mean when opportunity knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks, and knocks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | kjbigs282 | duk07wu | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|sor|>fear not the artist who has practiced 10000 poses once, fear the artist who has practiced one pose 10000 times.<|eor|><|sor|>Adam Ellis is coming, run!<|eor|><|sor|>He actually improved now<|eor|><|sor|>Since he quit BuzzFeed he's been doing better<|eor|><|sor|>Even before that he started getting much better, and honestly I didn't think his comics were that bad to begin with. Nothing amazing, but people hated him here. <|eor|><|sor|>Amongst all the bashing on /r/comedycemetery they actually give him constructive criticism and acknowledge his potential.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | B4rberblacksheep | dujyizm | <|sols|><|sot|>When opportunity knocks<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/b8p0ikpwpdh01.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Comic based on a rant from a fellow programmer: https://devrant.com/rants/262624/<|eoopr|><|sor|>What an awful site. hijacks your window.onunload or whatever when ttrying to go back via browser history
also a mobile layout on desktop? cmon...
Edit: just wanted to say that I think the idea is neat, but the execution sucks. <|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes the classic wow Im so glad when I press back it forces me to reload the site. Gee whiz thanks!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | someone1010101 | dfx174 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,498 |
programmerhumor | PiRat314 | f36u46e | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,969 |
programmerhumor | PiRat314 | f36yoqo | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to tell you this, but someone had to first write the compiler for Assembly using hex/binary.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,852 |
programmerhumor | you90000 | f36y1vh | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,615 |
programmerhumor | Vintage53 | f3795uy | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to tell you this, but someone had to first write the compiler for Assembly using hex/binary.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... In a cave. With a box of scraps.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,210 |
programmerhumor | PdxWix | f36cepp | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone developed StackOverflow without StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>This joke has been marked as duplicate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 955 |
programmerhumor | bikwho | f379uhj | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to tell you this, but someone had to first write the compiler for Assembly using hex/binary.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... In a cave. With a box of scraps.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to walk 15 miles uphill everyday to get to that cave.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 696 |
programmerhumor | sodls | f36btfc | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone developed StackOverflow without StackOverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | scio-nihil | f37aegf | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to tell you this, but someone had to first write the compiler for Assembly using hex/binary.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... In a cave. With a box of scraps.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to walk 15 miles uphill everyday to get to that cave.<|eor|><|sor|>And they *liked* it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 478 |
programmerhumor | AlphaWhelp | f36y5ey | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be the fair the guy who developed the internet wasn't doing it with node.js<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 452 |
programmerhumor | YourBlanket | f37f1m2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to tell you this, but someone had to first write the compiler for Assembly using hex/binary.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... In a cave. With a box of scraps.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to walk 15 miles uphill everyday to get to that cave.<|eor|><|sor|>And they *liked* it!<|eor|><|sor|>And not once did they complain!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 340 |
programmerhumor | WishOnSpaceHardware | f37hhgh | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to tell you this, but someone had to first write the compiler for Assembly using hex/binary.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... In a cave. With a box of scraps.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to walk 15 miles uphill everyday to get to that cave.<|eor|><|sor|>And they *liked* it!<|eor|><|sor|>And not once did they complain!<|eor|><|sor|>Without a single slice of avocado toast!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | aceofspades914 | f36idvk | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone created the code for Google without Googling it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | Rodot | f36svcd | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone developed StackOverflow without StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>This joke has been marked as duplicate.<|eor|><|sor|>This comment shouldn't have been made, you should be using my comment instead. Also, English isn't the best language for your use case. You should be commenting in Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | whitelightningj | f37oyvu | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to tell you this, but someone had to first write the compiler for Assembly using hex/binary.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>... In a cave. With a box of scraps.<|eor|><|sor|>They had to walk 15 miles uphill everyday to get to that cave.<|eor|><|sor|>And they *liked* it!<|eor|><|sor|>And not once did they complain!<|eor|><|sor|>Without a single slice of avocado toast!<|eor|><|sor|>Even worse, without a single 7$ coffee<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | brimston3- | f36yqy3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler for a custom risc computer they built from a circuit abstraction created atop Conway's Game of Life. [So they could play Tetris](https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/11880/build-a-working-game-of-tetris-in-conways-game-of-life/142675). At this point, my sense of bizarre human achievement has been maxed out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | giesmininkas | f376hik | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>Some compilers were manually compiled, e.g. the first Lisp compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh and Haskell, I believe.
My Prof said that it is written in Haskell... Whatever that means.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Haskell is "self-hosted" language. It means the compiler for the language is implemented in the language itself (haskell compiler written in haskell, C++ written in C++, etc.). It works like this:
* You write a compiler for the language in some other language (like assembly, C, whatever). Now you can compile your language.
* You write a compiler for the language again, only this time in the language itself. Now you have two compilers. One is implemented with, let's say, C. The other is implemented with your language.
* Now you compile a compiler written in your language with the previous compiler (the one you wrote in "C" ).
* Profit. Now you have a compiler that can compile its own source code.
Ask me anything if all that sounded confusing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | student_of_world | f36l10j | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use it so much such that when my recruiter asks me about why I should hire you, I told always, " I know how to use StackOverflow, and I have 1000+ reputation there."
Actually I got hired now but I have used this in all interviews and some interviewers liked how I ask good questions on Stackoverflow, which gave me reputation points, so few answers but more questions helped me......
Edit:- grammar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Anarch157a | f37kj3j | <|sols|><|sot|>Stackoverflow is god<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ex6q3j79fpr31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Someone wrote a compiler without the help of a compiler.<|eor|><|sor|>This freaks me out more than anything.
Writing a compiler in assembly must be nuts.<|eor|><|sor|>Sorry to tell you this, but someone had to first write the compiler for Assembly using hex/binary.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>To read the punch tape, they had to connect a bunch of tiny wires on a plug board...<|eor|><|sor|>And they didn't have a debugger. an optimizer, a memory profiler or a memory viewer.<|eor|><|sor|>To be honest, they didn't need it. The hardware was entirely made of discrete transistors and memory was ferrite cores, so a memory viewer/profiler was basically sending the raw data of the cores to a printer.
Debugging was done by stopping the core clock and wiring the CPU registers to lamps on the dash, then pressing a button to step the clock and see how the registers changed. If you needed a quick fix, you could just use switches to change a value in memory/registers directly, then later commit that change to the code.
Seriously, I'd love to debug a something with those old-fashioned, hands on methods. It's like playing with those complex 3D puzzles...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | MaxIsJoe | 9u2cx6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,479 |
programmerhumor | Tomarse | e910bb0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey I finished building the thing you asked for."
"Oh cool, can you also make it do this completely unrelated thing, that I haven't even hinted of needing until this very moment, and have it done by the end of the week?"
"..."
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,550 |
programmerhumor | drdrero | e910l33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake. Completely fine efficient code does not exist.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 593 |
programmerhumor | Sigg3net | e912nzf | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey I finished building the thing you asked for."
"Oh cool, can you also make it do this completely unrelated thing, that I haven't even hinted of needing until this very moment, and have it done by the end of the week?"
"..."
<|eor|><|sor|>Built a complete test-tool with easy config and automatic reporting.
"Yeah, I don't like the GUI [it's cli]. You're writing a web fronted to it, right?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | ani625 | e912i1c | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake. Completely fine efficient code does not exist.<|eor|><|sor|>"fairly efficient code"..?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | h4o | e914kwz | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey I finished building the thing you asked for."
"Oh cool, can you also make it do this completely unrelated thing, that I haven't even hinted of needing until this very moment, and have it done by the end of the week?"
"..."
<|eor|><|sor|>Built a complete test-tool with easy config and automatic reporting.
"Yeah, I don't like the GUI [it's cli]. You're writing a web fronted to it, right?"<|eor|><|sor|>Well, not designing your UI with your end user/product owner before starting building it seems to be a big oversight though. Like if you did not even agree on the UI type there is a bigger issue than adding more features after the fact.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | sersoniko | e90x5ai | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | magener | e9144yy | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake. Completely fine efficient code does not exist.<|eor|><|sor|>"fairly efficient code"..?<|eor|><|sor|>Understandable code*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | insulation_crawford | e915zri | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey I finished building the thing you asked for."
"Oh cool, can you also make it do this completely unrelated thing, that I haven't even hinted of needing until this very moment, and have it done by the end of the week?"
"..."
<|eor|><|sor|>Built a complete test-tool with easy config and automatic reporting.
"Yeah, I don't like the GUI [it's cli]. You're writing a web fronted to it, right?"<|eor|><|sor|>Well, not designing your UI with your end user/product owner before starting building it seems to be a big oversight though. Like if you did not even agree on the UI type there is a bigger issue than adding more features after the fact.<|eor|><|sor|>CLIs are perfectly fine UIs. I don't get why people are so averse to typing.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | _liminal | e914wt8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Fake. Completely fine efficient code does not exist.<|eor|><|sor|>"fairly efficient code"..?<|eor|><|sor|>Understandable code*<|eor|><|sor|>Barely functional code<|eor|><|sor|>Code that compiles without errors but with 1823728 warnings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | smsaul | e916k3k | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey I finished building the thing you asked for."
"Oh cool, can you also make it do this completely unrelated thing, that I haven't even hinted of needing until this very moment, and have it done by the end of the week?"
"..."
<|eor|><|sor|>Built a complete test-tool with easy config and automatic reporting.
"Yeah, I don't like the GUI [it's cli]. You're writing a web fronted to it, right?"<|eor|><|sor|>Well, not designing your UI with your end user/product owner before starting building it seems to be a big oversight though. Like if you did not even agree on the UI type there is a bigger issue than adding more features after the fact.<|eor|><|sor|>CLIs are perfectly fine UIs. I don't get why people are so averse to typing.
<|eor|><|sor|>Its hacking<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | finn941 | e911klg | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not relate but can I have the video, I want to see the scene after this picture <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | softwage | e913c6k | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Code should be changed to prove its flexibility. If it can't be changed without breaking, it might as well be hardware.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | pocketninja25 | e911cq3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's a pain to update then you could probably be writing it better<|eor|><|sor|>That's all well and good, but you can't do a lot about a horrid codebase someone else wrote years ago when you've barely got the time to add in the new features. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | THANKYOUFORYOURKIND | e90yz8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes?<|eor|><|sor|>a a pain?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | SpicyTaco_ | e915bsu | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Its not relate but can I have the video, I want to see the scene after this picture <|eor|><|sor|>Lol it's not real it's a click bait thumbnail from YouTube <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | Montzterrr | e912r4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's a pain to update then you could probably be writing it better<|eor|><|sor|>Just plan on having to add every single feature in history to your code and you should be fine. Don't ask why you may need to add AI driven Finnish speech recognition to your toasters firmware, just accept it as a possibility.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | pocketninja25 | e9155s8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If it's a pain to update then you could probably be writing it better<|eor|><|sor|>That's all well and good, but you can't do a lot about a horrid codebase someone else wrote years ago when you've barely got the time to add in the new features. <|eor|><|sor|>Complain to management :)<|eor|><|sor|>This guys got jokes <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | LvS | e916uc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Updating your project is such a a pain sometimes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/n367ae51iaw11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Hey I finished building the thing you asked for."
"Oh cool, can you also make it do this completely unrelated thing, that I haven't even hinted of needing until this very moment, and have it done by the end of the week?"
"..."
<|eor|><|sor|>Built a complete test-tool with easy config and automatic reporting.
"Yeah, I don't like the GUI [it's cli]. You're writing a web fronted to it, right?"<|eor|><|sor|>Well, not designing your UI with your end user/product owner before starting building it seems to be a big oversight though. Like if you did not even agree on the UI type there is a bigger issue than adding more features after the fact.<|eor|><|sor|>CLIs are perfectly fine UIs. I don't get why people are so averse to typing.
<|eor|><|sor|>You need to be in a setting perfectly setup for typing (ie you need a keyboard and both hands free) and you need to remember what you actually need to type (is unpacking `tar xf`, `tar -xvf`, `tar xcvfj` or what again?)
And on top of that you have terrible output (you can't include images, you can't use small text for not-so important stuff, there's no way to make things expandable/collapsible and so on) which is very relevant for testing if you want to efficiently interact with lots of output.
And last but not least, CLIs have terrible interactivity. If I include a link in a git commit message, UIs will allow me to click on it to display the issue. If I have a commit sha1, I can click it to go to the commit. With a pure CLI I have to retype the text. But even if not, I'll have to grab the mouse, select the relevant text, copy it and then paste it into the command entry, which is a lot more cumbersome than just clicking it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | ConesWithNan | 8ya91v | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,453 |
programmerhumor | fakefred0 | e299iu1 | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: use notepad for coding, the only editor on the marketplace without any hassle!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,877 |
programmerhumor | dov1 | e29bdx3 | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: use notepad for coding, the only editor on the marketplace without any hassle!<|eor|><|sor|>I actually programmed Java solely in notepad for four and a half semesters in college. I learned a lot that way. After I started I was surprised when I realized how much an IDE does for you. But yeah, now that I'm not in school there is no reason to torture myself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 758 |
programmerhumor | joemamma16 | e29pg67 | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>VS: ERROR!!!: property doesn't exist on this class
Me: *opens class file*
VS: oh there it is, all good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | UnbilledDude | e29jvhd | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: use notepad for coding, the only editor on the marketplace without any hassle!<|eor|><|sor|>I actually programmed Java solely in notepad for four and a half semesters in college. I learned a lot that way. After I started I was surprised when I realized how much an IDE does for you. But yeah, now that I'm not in school there is no reason to torture myself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I can see using text editors for your first semester only so you can learn the basics by rote, but I don't see any excuse for using pen and paper.<|eor|><|sor|>In my intro to C class all three exams and the final were pencil and paper. Lots of erasing. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | Proxy_PlayerHD | e29fags | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>can't have a Red underline if you just work in Assembly/machine code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | Rexmarek | e29r303 | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>Look at Chad over here with **three** friends<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Ludricio | e29nqxm | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: use notepad for coding, the only editor on the marketplace without any hassle!<|eor|><|sor|>I actually programmed Java solely in notepad for four and a half semesters in college. I learned a lot that way. After I started I was surprised when I realized how much an IDE does for you. But yeah, now that I'm not in school there is no reason to torture myself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I can see using text editors for your first semester only so you can learn the basics by rote, but I don't see any excuse for using pen and paper.<|eor|><|sor|>In my intro to C class all three exams and the final were pencil and paper. Lots of erasing. <|eor|><|sor|>I had the same thing, and it drove me crazy.
"You're dinging my grade because you made me write this thing, which needs to be absolutely perfect to function, on a medium that's horrendously unsuited for this kind of work? Fuck you."<|eor|><|sor|>We had that too. Thanks to that, I now know how to draw a fucking ampersand by hand, which apparently was a lot harder than one would think.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | droxius | e29ofal | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>Don't you dare use the word "semester" in the middle of July. That's simply inconsiderate any time before late August. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | dov1 | e29qb5o | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>Protip: use notepad for coding, the only editor on the marketplace without any hassle!<|eor|><|sor|>I actually programmed Java solely in notepad for four and a half semesters in college. I learned a lot that way. After I started I was surprised when I realized how much an IDE does for you. But yeah, now that I'm not in school there is no reason to torture myself.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I can see using text editors for your first semester only so you can learn the basics by rote, but I don't see any excuse for using pen and paper.<|eor|><|sor|>In my intro to C class all three exams and the final were pencil and paper. Lots of erasing. <|eor|><|sor|>I had the same thing, and it drove me crazy.
"You're dinging my grade because you made me write this thing, which needs to be absolutely perfect to function, on a medium that's horrendously unsuited for this kind of work? Fuck you."<|eor|><|sor|>We had that too. Thanks to that, I now know how to draw a fucking ampersand by hand, which apparently was a lot harder than one would think.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly this. I lost a point because I drew a dot for multiplication instead of an asterisk. The professor circled it and commented on the side "what does this mean?"
When I asked him about it his response was, "It's not a multiplication operator to the compiler".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | ApocalyptoSoldier | e29g1i8 | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>can't have a Red underline if you just work in Assembly/machine code<|eor|><|sor|>Or use a monochrome display<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 103 |
programmerhumor | Ilyanep | e29w4fg | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>VS: ERROR!!!: property doesn't exist on this class
Me: *opens class file*
VS: oh there it is, all good<|eor|><|sor|>I've definitely had:
IntelliJ: ERROR! Can't find package!
Me: -Opens package- it's right here wtf
IntelliJ: WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU TOO BUSY PANICKING<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | dov1 | e29rb8m | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I can see using text editors for your first semester only so you can learn the basics by rote, but I don't see any excuse for using pen and paper.<|eor|><|sor|>In my intro to C class all three exams and the final were pencil and paper. Lots of erasing. <|eor|><|sor|>I had the same thing, and it drove me crazy.
"You're dinging my grade because you made me write this thing, which needs to be absolutely perfect to function, on a medium that's horrendously unsuited for this kind of work? Fuck you."<|eor|><|sor|>We had that too. Thanks to that, I now know how to draw a fucking ampersand by hand, which apparently was a lot harder than one would think.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly this. I lost a point because I drew a dot for multiplication instead of an asterisk. The professor circled it and commented on the side "what does this mean?"
When I asked him about it his response was, "It's not a multiplication operator to the compiler".<|eor|><|sor|>What compiler? It's a piece of paper.<|eor|><|sor|>That's what I said, but it was a moot point by then, because I couldn't explain why he shouldn't think of himself as a compiler.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | civileyesation | e29q9k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>Your life, by comparison, a public static void<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | ObiWanCanShowMe | e29txat | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>The moment I realized there is a gap between "programmers" was the day I saw my coworker rewrite an entire segment of my code without a single mistake, on the fly, and it was much better.
I had just previously assumed we all made constant errors and 50% of our time was correcting those errors and/or rethinking.
He just writes code... it was amazing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | Nolwest | e29hm09 | <|sols|><|sot|>My life this semester<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/7bl8vcgp0j911.png<|eol|><|sor|>can't have a Red underline if you just work in Assembly/machine code<|eor|><|sor|>Or use a monochrome display<|eor|><|sor|>well then it's still underlined and you interpret what that means<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah but it isn't *red*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | RobCo-Industries | fffyno | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,456 |
programmerhumor | NimbusHeart | fjyb5t9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am programmer. I know C/C++, python and Minecraft Redstone.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,216 |
programmerhumor | Gereon99 | fjyn3nu | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am programmer. I know C/C++, python and Minecraft Redstone.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly though, I think without Minecraft Redstone / command block stuff I wouldnt be sitting here studying computer science. And I think thats pretty neat.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,641 |
programmerhumor | SuperCagle | fjyqqpm | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am programmer. I know C/C++, python and Minecraft Redstone.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly though, I think without Minecraft Redstone / command block stuff I wouldnt be sitting here studying computer science. And I think thats pretty neat.<|eor|><|sor|>I've heard that at Purdue University they're using Redstone to teach computer science. I personally think that's hilarious, because I started programming about 7 years ago after getting super into Minecraft Redstone, which got me into Minecraft servers, which got me into writing bukkit plugins, which got me into game development after watching a 4 minute video on YouTube called "coding with Notch", who got me into Ludum Dare, which got me experience and showed me that I can actually make a game with my mom's shitty Acer laptop, even in a matter of 2 days. Minecraft is literally the reason that computer science will be my major when I go to college next year.
Thank you Notch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 839 |
programmerhumor | RavingGigaChad | fjyg6o1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Software developer here. But I never post something, so it doesn't count.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | fjyqe6l | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This is why the useless questions stackoverflow meme is so unrepresentative of reality. Only beginners actually ask stupid questions there lol<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, experienced programmers have learned not to ask StackOverflow and instead just google the question, which someone had already asked and had it marked duplicate or off-topic so now it's just a waste of a google result and makes it harder to actually find the solution. If you're lucky it is actually answered, if you're even luckier the answer is only half useless.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 469 |
programmerhumor | geon | fjyo3kq | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What constitutes an "actual programmer" exactly?<|eor|><|sor|>My guess is "actual programmer" means a professional programmer instead of students.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What about people who write Excel macros?<|eor|><|sor|>Sure. I feel bad enough for them already. No need to deny them the title of Programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 432 |
programmerhumor | AbanaClara | fjypr95 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This is why the useless questions stackoverflow meme is so unrepresentative of reality. Only beginners actually ask stupid questions there lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | noratat | fjyu9ye | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yep - I'm pretty sure like 80% of this sub is, at best, freshman/sophmore CS students.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 375 |
programmerhumor | chain_letter | fjyspmo | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am programmer. I know C/C++, python and Minecraft Redstone.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly though, I think without Minecraft Redstone / command block stuff I wouldnt be sitting here studying computer science. And I think thats pretty neat.<|eor|><|sor|>I've heard that at Purdue University they're using Redstone to teach computer science. I personally think that's hilarious, because I started programming about 7 years ago after getting super into Minecraft Redstone, which got me into Minecraft servers, which got me into writing bukkit plugins, which got me into game development after watching a 4 minute video on YouTube called "coding with Notch", who got me into Ludum Dare, which got me experience and showed me that I can actually make a game with my mom's shitty Acer laptop, even in a matter of 2 days. Minecraft is literally the reason that computer science will be my major when I go to college next year.
Thank you Notch<|eor|><|sor|>It's because with redstone you can implement logic gates and use them. Otherwise you're describing them with diagrams and it feels like "trust me it works", instead of using them firsthand.
When I studied logic gates for my CS class in 2012 I was using minecraft alongside to try them out in a practical situation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | Ali_Army107 | fjyfic3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Most of us (like me), are just beginners.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | deathhead_68 | fjz1yaz | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yep - I'm pretty sure like 80% of this sub is, at best, freshman/sophmore CS students.<|eor|><|sor|>It's really cute. All the memes are like what you'd enjoy if you had just started learning programming.
It's like a chemistry humour subreddit but all the memes are about dihydrogen monoxide.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | N0tHimAgain | fjyqf34 | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I am programmer. I know C/C++, python and Minecraft Redstone.<|eor|><|sor|>Petition to make Minecraft redstone a flair
Edit: Spicy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
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