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programmerhumor | fetchitup | fjynuqt | <|sols|><|sot|>Whether you acknowledge it or not, it's still true. Like... creation vs. evolution.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mzf0u7oxjhl41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What constitutes an "actual programmer" exactly?<|eor|><|sor|>My guess is "actual programmer" means a professional programmer instead of students.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>What about people who write Excel macros?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | behindthedash | 9qy9yr | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,430 |
programmerhumor | d4nin3u | e8cpmnu | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*daemons<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,374 |
programmerhumor | bobo9234502 | e8cryck | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of that time I forgot the WHERE clause on an SQL DELETE... on the "Property" master table of a municipal databases mainframe... in the "Live" library... oops.
They made me go downstairs and tell everyone they couldn't work anymore because I fucked up while they restored the backups.. and fixed my access so I was in the TEST library like I was supposed to be. Good reminder to always check your target before you pull the trigger.
Edit: Day 2 of job... Nice going new guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 558 |
programmerhumor | AnnoyingScootMain | e8cmpp0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming IS majic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | dougie_cherrypie | e8cs4lw | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a book, I think it teaches bash programming but it treats commands as spells, and talks about everything as it were a magician's guide. Quite interesting.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 381 |
programmerhumor | LionST1 | e8d0w36 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I love that series, and this is one of the reasons. The magic system there feels much more complex and powerful than in say - harry potter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | GisterMizard | e8d03qx | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*daemons<|eor|><|sor|>Daemons are just glorified zombie children. Change my mind.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | mythriz | e8cpq89 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Is that why programmers/IT people look a little like wizards?](https://i.imgur.com/xvdR5kB.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | gort32 | e8d12da | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a book, I think it teaches bash programming but it treats commands as spells, and talks about everything as it were a magician's guide. Quite interesting.<|eor|><|sor|>Unix for the Beginning Mage!
It used to be a freely-available PDF, but the main site has long since gone down. It's still readily findable with a bit of searching though.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | MagneTismen | e8cugtk | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of that time I forgot the WHERE clause on an SQL DELETE... on the "Property" master table of a municipal databases mainframe... in the "Live" library... oops.
They made me go downstairs and tell everyone they couldn't work anymore because I fucked up while they restored the backups.. and fixed my access so I was in the TEST library like I was supposed to be. Good reminder to always check your target before you pull the trigger.
Edit: Day 2 of job... Nice going new guy.<|eor|><|sor|>I accidentally redirected all mail to a non-existing server so nobody could receive their mail before the real IT guy got back from vacation 2 days later. Good times.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | Franss22 | e8d8g6q | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I love that series, and this is one of the reasons. The magic system there feels much more complex and powerful than in say - harry potter<|eor|><|sor|>I've heard the series is a bit weak - are the books worth reading? I have them on my list, but still not sure if it's worth it<|eor|><|sor|>There are movies? Or are you talking abot the books? Because apart from the first one which is kinda slow, the other 3 books are solid<|eor|><|sor|>There is no movie. No movie of Eragon exists. There never was a movie. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | PackOfVelociraptors | e8d2ylt | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I love that series, and this is one of the reasons. The magic system there feels much more complex and powerful than in say - harry potter<|eor|><|sor|>I've heard the series is a bit weak - are the books worth reading? I have them on my list, but still not sure if it's worth it<|eor|><|sor|>It is a bit weak, it isn't a modern masterpiece of fantasy like Sanderson or rothfuss. But it is a good book and worth reading if you have some time to spare, and if you can look past the quite deriviative first book you will enjoy the series.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | NLJeroen | e8ctagh | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Is that why programmers/IT people look a little like wizards?](https://i.imgur.com/xvdR5kB.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, seniority is expressed by beard length.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | Fisher9001 | e8d1345 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming IS majic<|eor|><|sor|>We are literally creating custom, abstract, artificial realities that can behave in _any_ way we want. And properly using them can have enormous effect on our real world.
If that's not magic then nothing is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 152 |
programmerhumor | IAmtheHullabaloo | e8d0z16 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*daemons<|eor|><|sor|>Daemons are just glorified zombie children. Change my mind.<|eor|><|sor|>Change your mind into what, an apple?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | ajdrausal | e8d1z2y | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's a book, I think it teaches bash programming but it treats commands as spells, and talks about everything as it were a magician's guide. Quite interesting.<|eor|><|sor|>Unix for the Beginning Mage!
It used to be a freely-available PDF, but the main site has long since gone down. It's still readily findable with a bit of searching though.<|eor|><|sor|>[Is this it?](http://lab46.corning-cc.edu/_media/haas/ufbm.pdf)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 115 |
programmerhumor | just_read_my_comment | e8comli | <|sols|><|sot|>Programming is like magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/csnjksoix3u11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programming IS majic<|eor|><|sor|>friendship is magic<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 113 |
programmerhumor | icy_skies | o4qpu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,405 |
programmerhumor | Sawertynn | h2iodut | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackers who can send tweets as a different user: *pathetic*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,450 |
programmerhumor | inetphantom | h2itvj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_"Programmers"_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,597 |
programmerhumor | anatom3000 | h2izdkq | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_"Programmers"_<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect element, just like in 6th grade<|eor|><|sor|>I actually thought I was a hacker when I discovered that lol<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh shit, i deleted Google"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 483 |
programmerhumor | OjustrunanddieO | h2itjyv | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackers who can send tweets as a different user: *pathetic*<|eor|><|sor|>Ai expert who trains model to replace text in screenshot: automation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 457 |
programmerhumor | Da_Yakz | h2ivkgj | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_"Programmers"_<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect element, just like in 6th grade<|eor|><|sor|>I actually thought I was a hacker when I discovered that lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | sjimbonator | h2j2yz7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackers who can send tweets as a different user: *pathetic*<|eor|><|sor|>Ai expert who trains model to replace text in screenshot: automation<|eor|><|sor|>Russian government who hires a bunch of people to make fake tweets all day: captialism<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 266 |
programmerhumor | atinypixel | h2j0iso | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Open browser console and type
`document.designMode = "on"`
*You're welcome! :)*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 264 |
programmerhumor | Michsl | h2jeu41 | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackers who can send tweets as a different user: *pathetic*<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>now you have to show it to us<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | horsesaregay | h2jit65 | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackers who can send tweets as a different user: *pathetic*<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>now you have to show it to us<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>He made excellent use of the api. I would have just done something stupid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | TheAwesome98_Real | h2j6ofz | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_"Programmers"_<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect element, just like in 6th grade<|eor|><|sor|>I actually thought I was a hacker when I discovered that lol<|eor|><|sor|>"Oh shit, i deleted Google"<|eor|><|sor|>I changed the google logo to a shit emoji. That was fun.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 173 |
programmerhumor | Michsl | h2jkj4z | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hackers who can send tweets as a different user: *pathetic*<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>now you have to show it to us<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>im stealing that colossus dildo idea<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | JoselleFrost | h2ixblx | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>dumbass backend dev here who calls it "f12"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 137 |
programmerhumor | mycommentsaccount | h2ja5e6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ctrl + shit + i<|eor|><|sor|>Ok, I pooped. Now what?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | ChrizKhalifa | h2j6vfy | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_"Programmers"_<|eor|><|sor|>Never knew about dev tools until I started programming. This isnt really common knowledge, and why would it be?
I think it is kinda weird to act like some things are something just everyone knows and shit on people for being proud to know something. Makes people who know less look like complete morons.<|eor|><|sor|>I mean, it's not common knowledge, but something that children do in IT class to get a chuckle out of their friends isn't really "Programmer" Humor..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | Pedro95 | h2j7vcy | <|sols|><|sot|>Editing is still a useful skill though<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/70gmtdxc0l671.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>_"Programmers"_<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect element, just like in 6th grade<|eor|><|sor|>I actually thought I was a hacker when I discovered that lol<|eor|><|sor|>I changed my school's website to have a big "SCHOOL CLOSED DUE TO SNOW TODAY" message and would have got away with it my French teacher didn't live next door and had no idea what my mum was talking about.
She still thinks it's magic that I did that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | AnujG23 | dmui96 | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,400 |
programmerhumor | MajorMaxPain | f5517wq | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>-How to accelerate you Code by a factor of 8.
programmers hate him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 541 |
programmerhumor | billionai1 | f555e57 | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>What might've happened is that you would've speed up the base code by a small factor, maybe 2 or less, but doing so makes the cooler not understand what you're doing anymore, so it can't apply the optimization it was applying before, and you lose the 16x upgrade the compiler did.
Or maybe you done f*d up, but that not good for the ego<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 388 |
programmerhumor | damniticant | f55iwcs | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dude check it out, I set the script up to poll the CPU and to back off if the system is too stressed.
So you just spent the last hour reimplementing nice in PHP?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 358 |
programmerhumor | Ksevio | f557hp6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's when you learn that an O(n) algorithm can be slower than O(nlog n). Some operations take longer so even though it's theoretically faster, in practice it takes longer (but in fewer steps)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | synonymous_oxymoron | f55b218 | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>What might've happened is that you would've speed up the base code by a small factor, maybe 2 or less, but doing so makes the cooler not understand what you're doing anymore, so it can't apply the optimization it was applying before, and you lose the 16x upgrade the compiler did.
Or maybe you done f*d up, but that not good for the ego<|eor|><|sor|>That's 'compiler', right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | qwertz19281 | f55380i | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://crates.io/crates/ripgrep<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | 28f272fe556a1363cc31 | f55jn71 | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dude check it out, I set the script up to poll the CPU and to back off if the system is too stressed.
So you just spent the last hour reimplementing nice in PHP?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't know if you're joking or not, but I had a coworker build his own load balancer in Perl. I'll skip all the gory details and just say he kept getting caught because his script was always pegging one of the cores and his data files were gigabytes in size.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | sabas123 | f55a1k2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>That's when you learn that an O(n) algorithm can be slower than O(nlog n). Some operations take longer so even though it's theoretically faster, in practice it takes longer (but in fewer steps)<|eor|><|sor|>Just increase your N, problem solved<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | Xtrendence | f55h0d4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>-How to accelerate you Code by a factor of 8.
programmers hate him.<|eor|><|sor|>Easy.
Before:
sleep(8);
After:
// sleep(8);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 185 |
programmerhumor | programaths | f55i2le | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>-How to accelerate you Code by a factor of 8.
programmers hate him.<|eor|><|sor|>Easy.
Before:
sleep(8);
After:
// sleep(8);<|eor|><|sor|>Nope:
Before:
sleep(8)
After:
sleep(1)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | ICABONUSKUND | f55cjdk | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>What might've happened is that you would've speed up the base code by a small factor, maybe 2 or less, but doing so makes the cooler not understand what you're doing anymore, so it can't apply the optimization it was applying before, and you lose the 16x upgrade the compiler did.
Or maybe you done f*d up, but that not good for the ego<|eor|><|sor|>That's 'compiler', right?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, sorry, auto correct and writing that before the first cup of coffee of the day...<|eor|><|sor|>No, really. The CPU cooler, it's the real mastermind. We've been decived, Jim. No don't hang up, listen it's vital that... Hello?
They're onto me. Run.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 151 |
programmerhumor | Byter09 | f556a9s | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>https://crates.io/crates/ripgrep<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | xilefian | f55f1vv | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>The common misconception I see is "asynchronous = multithreaded"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | UnchainedMundane | f55myfk | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Dude check it out, I set the script up to poll the CPU and to back off if the system is too stressed.
So you just spent the last hour reimplementing nice in PHP?<|eor|><|sor|>Nice doesn't poll CPU load, though. It just runs the given command in a subprocess with lower priority.<|eor|><|sor|>Which is usually a more sensible behaviour than starting and stopping processes based on unrelated CPU usage history.
Every single time I've seen something like this implemented, it has been misguided.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | basketballpudding | f55pr9f | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>-How to accelerate you Code by a factor of 8.
programmers hate him.<|eor|><|sor|>Easy.
Before:
sleep(8);
After:
// sleep(8);<|eor|><|sor|>Nope:
Before:
sleep(8)
After:
sleep(1)<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This guy engineers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88 |
programmerhumor | FunSucks123 | f55e539 | <|sols|><|sot|>I might be...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ndtpe9bofnu31.png<|eol|><|sor|>What might've happened is that you would've speed up the base code by a small factor, maybe 2 or less, but doing so makes the cooler not understand what you're doing anymore, so it can't apply the optimization it was applying before, and you lose the 16x upgrade the compiler did.
Or maybe you done f*d up, but that not good for the ego<|eor|><|sor|>There are so many things that are not obvious when it comes to low level optimization. Take branch mispredictions for example: https://lemire.me/blog/2019/10/15/mispredicted-branches-can-multiply-your-running-times/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 87 |
programmerhumor | towernter | j8ed0h | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,398 |
programmerhumor | dudeofmoose | g8ank7k | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Realistically, as a stubborn human who would see a ramp as a criticism of my jumping skills and attack on my pride, I'd do what the dog did too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,420 |
programmerhumor | ChrisJeong | g8ao1k2 | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 667 |
programmerhumor | Hitmonchank | g8as7pt | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>In my opinion, 90% of the time, example code is always more reliable than documentations.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 427 |
programmerhumor | LucienZerger | g8aqyr6 | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Realistically, as a stubborn human who would see a ramp as a criticism of my jumping skills and attack on my pride, I'd do what the dog did too.<|eor|><|sor|>i salute your honesty..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 256 |
programmerhumor | teh__Doctor | g8awb57 | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|sor|>Except the ones that include usage examples. Iirc most main Python ones do this now.<|eor|><|sor|>Including examples changed my life as a novice looking stuff up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | Rowan-Paul | g8awn7w | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|sor|>Except the ones that include usage examples. Iirc most main Python ones do this now.<|eor|><|sor|>Including examples changed my life as a novice looking stuff up<|eor|><|sor|>It's just so much easier to see how something is used than to only read about it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | ElCerebroDeLaBestia | g8b1t9k | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Realistically, as a stubborn human who would see a ramp as a criticism of my jumping skills and attack on my pride, I'd do what the dog did too.<|eor|><|sor|>And fail just like the dog did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | shebazz42 | g8azz28 | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|sor|>Except the ones that include usage examples. Iirc most main Python ones do this now.<|eor|><|sor|>Including examples changed my life as a novice looking stuff up<|eor|><|sor|>It's just so much easier to see how something is used than to only read about it<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking Apache. Looking at you, you fucks. And all you assholes writing "enterprise" documentation. I don't need to know the entire story of your precious little class and method parameters. Just tell me how the fuck to use it. I'll dive into the reference manual if I need to (and often if it's open source, the code itself is a better reference anyway).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | StingyJelly | g8axryf | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>In my opinion, 90% of the time, example code is always more reliable than documentations.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless it's example code with free bugs included.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 99 |
programmerhumor | John_Duh | g8azkzy | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|sor|>Except the ones that include usage examples. Iirc most main Python ones do this now.<|eor|><|sor|>Usage examples are good but I've seen cases where examples are given with no explanation. It's at that point I feel like an egyptologist deciphering heiroglyphs<|eor|><|sor|>Or you know when something like an argument has a description like this:
> This argument can be a number or a complex expression to allow a function to determine the value.
Example:
> argument = 1
Ok yes, I get the number but what about the EXPRESSION!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 72 |
programmerhumor | KaasKoppusMaximus | g8b7vyz | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Realistically, as a stubborn human who would see a ramp as a criticism of my jumping skills and attack on my pride, I'd do what the dog did too.<|eor|><|sor|>And fail just like the dog did.<|eor|><|sor|>Well that's a given. But you failed with pride.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | jrmadsen67 | g8b0j3i | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Slack finally solved the out-of-date documentation issue
You write all your business logic in Slack threads, and the 90-day limit on free accounts automatically erases them when they've become out of date<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | brickfire | g8avbbg | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|sor|>> "Documentation is like sex, when it's good it's great, and when it's bad it's better than nothing."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 66 |
programmerhumor | TotallyMailedYourMom | g8b288k | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|sor|>Except the ones that include usage examples. Iirc most main Python ones do this now.<|eor|><|sor|>Including examples changed my life as a novice looking stuff up<|eor|><|sor|>It's just so much easier to see how something is used than to only read about it<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking Apache. Looking at you, you fucks. And all you assholes writing "enterprise" documentation. I don't need to know the entire story of your precious little class and method parameters. Just tell me how the fuck to use it. I'll dive into the reference manual if I need to (and often if it's open source, the code itself is a better reference anyway).<|eor|><|sor|>All I fucking want to see are CURL commands for your stupid fucking API. No, I don't give a shit of a random description, or every data type it can take.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 65 |
programmerhumor | troglo-dyke | g8awx0p | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|sor|>Except the ones that include usage examples. Iirc most main Python ones do this now.<|eor|><|sor|>Usage examples are good but I've seen cases where examples are given with no explanation. It's at that point I feel like an egyptologist deciphering heiroglyphs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | KeLorean | g8b9r5n | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Realistically, as a stubborn human who would see a ramp as a criticism of my jumping skills and attack on my pride, I'd do what the dog did too.<|eor|><|sor|>And then Ill blame the documentation for being "terrible"<|eor|><|sor|>my problem with documentation is it is an infinite rabbit hole of learn 60 new classes and custom types to use the one function u are looking for
edit: and each of those 60 new classes and types hace 60 new classes and types to learn, etc<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | jacksalssome | g8azbei | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>In my opinion, 90% of the time, example code is always more reliable than documentations.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless it's example code with free bugs included.<|eor|><|sor|>Or 50 compressed lines that takes you a day to figure out.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | FormerGameDev | g8b17rb | <|sols|><|sot|>All the time<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/7iv7ncag57s51<|eol|><|sor|>Let's be honest, 90% of the documents are garbage, including libraries I made.<|eor|><|sor|>> "Documentation is like sex, when it's good it's great, and when it's bad it's better than nothing."<|eor|><|sor|>Oh no bad docs are worse than nothing. Bad docs can contradict the actual behavior<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 50 |
programmerhumor | Hard_Code_Brain | k2f0a2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,384 |
programmerhumor | rolexpo | gdu5trv | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yo don't give him the cheat sheet lol. Make him suffer like the rest of us. Steel can only be forged with fire!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 708 |
programmerhumor | ManInBlack829 | gduef6c | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Please specify the lowest level of Internet Explorer you wish to support."
Me: "OMFG DIE ALREADY!!!!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | Positively_depressed | gdu73vp | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Horizontal alignment, ez pz
VERTICAL alignment? God fucking save you<|eor|><|sor|>Now implement that in IE.<|eor|><|sor|>now make it compatible with nintendo switch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 384 |
programmerhumor | kontekisuto | gdu1dot | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>try debugging safari rendering errors without a Mac.
yeah<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
programmerhumor | I_Use_Qubes | gdtrss3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Css is life, 5 minutes later, css is garbage I should just go use f***ing wix why did I want to do frontend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | sotopic | gdu6j88 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
Every single div<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 292 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | gducjop | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>try debugging safari rendering errors without a Mac.
yeah<|eor|><|sor|>Man, fuck Apple. Why do they always have to change shit against the standard and just expect the world to adopt to them? "Think different" wasn't supposed to mean "be wrong"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 248 |
programmerhumor | Cloudeur | gdv44ks | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Please specify the lowest level of Internet Explorer you wish to support."
Me: "OMFG DIE ALREADY!!!!"<|eor|><|sor|>10 years ago, my job required tests to be done in IE 5.5 solely because 10% of our traffic was using it.
I needed 4 virtual consoles to manage my tests in 5.5, 6, 7 and 8. It was brutal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | usedToBeUnhappy | gduj48f | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yo don't give him the cheat sheet lol. Make him suffer like the rest of us. Steel can only be forged with fire!<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, the code which has been generated for me is not working. We will still suffer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | anthOlei | gdua54u | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Horizontal alignment, ez pz
VERTICAL alignment? God fucking save you<|eor|><|sor|> .button-container {
display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
fuck: bitches;
get: money;
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | gduchk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Just use flexbox. There is no reason to still support IE in 2020, and for all the crap Safari pulls, it can still handle flex flawlessly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | Hard_Code_Brain | gdtz25h | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I'm not the only backend developer who hate CSS <|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | YoungHeartOldSoul | gdupqzv | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Yo don't give him the cheat sheet lol. Make him suffer like the rest of us. Steel can only be forged with fire!<|eor|><|sor|>Dont worry, the code which has been generated for me is not working. We will still suffer.<|eor|><|sor|>Misleading username<|eor|><|sor|>Used to be unhappy. Still am. Just used to be too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | DangerIsMyUsername | gdubza3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
Every single div<|eor|><|sor|>what is this harry potter bullshit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | gducqam | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>display: flex;
align-items: center;
justify-content: center;
Every single div<|eor|><|sor|>what is this harry potter bullshit<|eor|><|sor|>actual magic and it's fucking amazing
https://css-tricks.com/snippets/css/a-guide-to-flexbox/
Just look at all those options for justify-content, it's so fucking convenient... at this point I can't even remember the days when IE was alive and we couldn't just indiscriminately use this shit, it all blurs together into a faint memory of pure suffering.
And the best part? With flex-direction you can do the same thing vertically too like it's nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | plainrane | gdu9kem | <|sols|><|sot|>Damn CSS!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3gin4izk4w161.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I'm not the only backend developer who hate CSS <|eoopr|><|sor|>CSS = can't style shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | TabCompletion | rttdfk | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,379 |
programmerhumor | MagicalPizza21 | hqus66l | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who still uses ints to represent entire dates?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,872 |
programmerhumor | _n_v | hquuq8v | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who still uses ints to represent entire dates?<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft Exchange <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,003 |
programmerhumor | kopskey1 | hqv8ev4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who still uses ints to represent entire dates?<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft Exchange <|eor|><|sor|>Lol, really?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Y2K was real, it was just 22 years off<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,112 |
programmerhumor | Schroevendraaier | hquvmwh | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When you live in interesting times, but not in INT time anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,859 |
programmerhumor | MagicalPizza21 | hquuxha | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who still uses ints to represent entire dates?<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft Exchange <|eor|><|sor|>Lol, really?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,459 |
programmerhumor | alzee76 | hquslma | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you're still using 2 digit years at this point, you deserve whatever befalls you even if it's unrelated to your choice to use a two digit year.
Also, everyone knows the correct format is YYYYMMDD, which will continue to fit in signed 32bit int for quite some time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 892 |
programmerhumor | EnigmaticHam | hqvhvia | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who in the holy hell represents dates as ints?
Edit: why am I not surprised.
Edit 2: my most upvoted comment is one expressing distress at how hard Microsoft fails at computing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 877 |
programmerhumor | BillFox86 | hqvf2co | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who still uses ints to represent entire dates?<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft Exchange <|eor|><|sor|>Lol, really?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Y2K was real, it was just 22 years off<|eor|><|sor|>Y2K is real, and its 38 years off. Watch when we cant represent epoch with a 32 bit integer, real trouble will occur.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 802 |
programmerhumor | _n_v | hquuug7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What programs are failing because of this?<|eor|><|sor|>Ms Exchange filtering service<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 732 |
programmerhumor | SuitableDragonfly | hqvmmu2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who still uses ints to represent entire dates?<|eor|><|sor|>Microsoft Exchange <|eor|><|sor|>Lol, really?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Y2K was real, it was just 22 years off<|eor|><|sor|>It was real in 2000, too. A lot of things were fixed, but some things really did break. Some people got stuck with one-hundred-year late fees at Blockbuster and shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 697 |
programmerhumor | on_the_dl | hqvfldj | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>If you change MMDD into just DDD (days total in the year) you save a position and it works again. Not that anyone does that.<|eor|><|sor|>How about convert the whole thing to SSSSSSSSS and just store seconds since 1970?
This whole thread is ridiculous.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 654 |
programmerhumor | frikilinux2 | hquuf5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Would this fit here?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/XNDrOXO.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What programs are failing because of this?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
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