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programmerhumor | -Jayarr- | j7ahcnu | <|sols|><|sot|>When you remember that you don't own the company...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hxtf0xocd8ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that book Software Craftsman by Sandro Mancuso, whose cult following escapes me: everything happening at the company is basically your fault because it's your job *as a dev* to convince everyone higher up that your solution is the way to go and don't consider yourself an employee but basically a freelance because career. Well I got better shit to do with my life. I'll do my job as best as I can and give the best advice as I can during my work hours. Beyond that, I frankly don't care.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, that sort of bullshit gaslighting ISN'T unique to a place I've worked at? Sad to know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 108 |
programmerhumor | Darkmakers | 9f8rwu | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,301 |
programmerhumor | philipquarles | e5uw29z | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,222 |
programmerhumor | Glitchu | e5ukyjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Colleague here. Can confirm, horrible code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,935 |
programmerhumor | Darkmakers | e5un73g | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Colleague here. Can confirm, horrible code.<|eor|><|sor|>Op can you confirm?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,069 |
programmerhumor | The_11th_Dctor | e5umx4u | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Colleague here. Can confirm, horrible code.<|eor|><|sor|>Op can you confirm?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 785 |
programmerhumor | iqover190 | e5v1jnr | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|sor|>It has to be done slowly and regularly. One commit is not enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 593 |
programmerhumor | gandalfx | e5uqukv | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Man Says Fuck It, Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.](https://local.theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | TuxGamer | e5v4hg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|sor|>It has to be done slowly and regularly. One commit is not enough.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>If I was your colleague I'd help you but add tons of off-by-one errors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 156 |
programmerhumor | bunnyoverkill | e5utjo0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Colleague here. Can confirm, horrible code.<|eor|><|sor|>OP's friend here, fuck you too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | mtfort | e5uod48 | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your code is like being in a house built by a child using nothing but a hatchet and a picture of a house.
It's like a salad recipe written by a corporate lawyer using a phone autocorrect that only knew Excel formulas.
It's like someone took a transcript of a couple arguing at IKEA and made random edits until it compiled without errors.
[Give credit where its due](https://www.xkcd.com/1513)<|eor|><|sor|>[Give credit where its due](https://www.xkcd.com/1513) <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | SandyDelights | e5vb08t | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|sor|>It has to be done slowly and regularly. One commit is not enough.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Sure, what project do I bill this to?"
Proceed to play games on my phone for 8 hours a day while "uh-huh"ing my way through them debugging and fixing their own code.
Or, if there's no possibility of billing my hours to it, "Sorry, I've got billable hours I need to keep up on. Have you tried <person I know will turn them down gracelessly>? He'll know."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | CJ22xxKinvara | e5v1536 | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Man Says Fuck It, Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.](https://local.theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888)<|eor|><|sor|>Not only did he go to lunch at 10:58. The mad man went *again* at 1:35!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118 |
programmerhumor | emmademontford | e5uoms8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text Messages*
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[*The following conversation takes place at 8:26 AM.*]
**White**: So one of my colleagues just said fuck it and went home.... Short workday
>**Blue**: Lol?
> Did he see your code?
**White**: Fuck you
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programmerhumor | Bobshayd | e5uxd3v | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your code is like being in a house built by a child using nothing but a hatchet and a picture of a house.
It's like a salad recipe written by a corporate lawyer using a phone autocorrect that only knew Excel formulas.
It's like someone took a transcript of a couple arguing at IKEA and made random edits until it compiled without errors.
[Give credit where its due](https://www.xkcd.com/1513)<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>It's like you tried to define a formal grammar based on fragments of a raw database dump from the QuickBooks file of a company that's about to collapse in an accounting scandal.
Your code looks like song lyrics written using only the stuff that comes after the question mark in a URL.
It's like a JSON table of model numbers for flashlights with "tactical" in their names.
Like you read Turing's 1936 paper on computing and a page of JavaScript example code and guessed at everything in between.
It's like a leet-speak translation of a manifesto by a survivalist cult leader who's for some reason obsessed with memory allocation.
https://www.xkcd.com/1833/
It's like a half-solved cryptogram whose solution is a piece of FORTH code written by somebody who doesn't know FORTH.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | lazilyloaded | e5v6luy | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where I work we have desks with walls between them, low enough so we can kind of sit up and make eye contact if we want to. I sit across from the guy who usually reviews my code and I know I'm about to get a code review back when I see him shaking his head every minute or so and sighing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93 |
programmerhumor | DoYouEverStopTalking | e5vbc2w | <|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|sor|>It has to be done slowly and regularly. One commit is not enough.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Sure, what project do I bill this to?"
Proceed to play games on my phone for 8 hours a day while "uh-huh"ing my way through them debugging and fixing their own code.
Or, if there's no possibility of billing my hours to it, "Sorry, I've got billable hours I need to keep up on. Have you tried <person I know will turn them down gracelessly>? He'll know."<|eor|><|sor|>this guy consultants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | liftislyfe | aen7ou | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,257 |
programmerhumor | Goldkie52 | edr7yez | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex girlfriend's uncle once asked me to create an app for phones that was an AI so you could ask it to do or be anything and it would. For example, if you wanted to book flights, buy a home, design models for manufacturing, search the Internet, or literally anything else it would do it for you. That was a hard one to get round.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,759 |
programmerhumor | liftislyfe | edr9vke | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex girlfriend's uncle once asked me to create an app for phones that was an AI so you could ask it to do or be anything and it would. For example, if you wanted to book flights, buy a home, design models for manufacturing, search the Internet, or literally anything else it would do it for you. That was a hard one to get round.<|eor|><|soopr|>Computers do exactly what you tell them so this is easy.
All you need is a function that takes in a string.
Then do what the string says.
Profit?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,960 |
programmerhumor | Ilyketurdles | edr4rp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I have this idea for an app that will make us rich. We can split the profit 50/50."
"Ok...what is it?"
"If I told you, you'd just steal it"
Yeah, hard pass. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,750 |
programmerhumor | invalidaccount-585 | edqsml7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can u fix my computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,600 |
programmerhumor | Rokenian | edrk8sw | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My mom keeps trying to tell me I should make "an app for old people" with no further clarification.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,296 |
programmerhumor | AceOfShades_ | edrr4yx | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex girlfriend's uncle once asked me to create an app for phones that was an AI so you could ask it to do or be anything and it would. For example, if you wanted to book flights, buy a home, design models for manufacturing, search the Internet, or literally anything else it would do it for you. That was a hard one to get round.<|eor|><|soopr|>Computers do exactly what you tell them so this is easy.
All you need is a function that takes in a string.
Then do what the string says.
Profit?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well, we might as well get started.
`if (str.equals("book a flight")) {`
...<|eor|><|sor|>Ah I see youve made an AI before<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,214 |
programmerhumor | sweYoda | edr7pqc | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ideas - easy. Implentation - difficult.
Tell them $100 per hour and you want 2% of the company. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 897 |
programmerhumor | liftislyfe | edr2mu1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can u fix my computer?<|eor|><|sor|> Or even worse: " Can you fix my printer?"
Edit:Typo<|eor|><|soopr|>update adobe reader and restart<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 671 |
programmerhumor | bsieck | edrfqmz | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad literally just pitched me an app idea. I can barely code a linked list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 661 |
programmerhumor | Fredfert | edra1rd | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm actually making an app for my brother right now. He's paying hourly and im in school so I don't have a job. Not too bad if the family is reasonable. On the other hand an Uncle asked me to make a game that was an mmo but he couldn't pay until "we started making profits"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 521 |
programmerhumor | dandu3 | edrmpol | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My mom keeps trying to tell me I should make "an app for old people" with no further clarification.<|eor|><|sor|>My [38M] teenage sister told me, "Facebook is for old people."<|eor|><|sor|>Hahaha 38m teenage sister<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 510 |
programmerhumor | SantiClauslol | edrt9w0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex girlfriend's uncle once asked me to create an app for phones that was an AI so you could ask it to do or be anything and it would. For example, if you wanted to book flights, buy a home, design models for manufacturing, search the Internet, or literally anything else it would do it for you. That was a hard one to get round.<|eor|><|soopr|>Computers do exactly what you tell them so this is easy.
All you need is a function that takes in a string.
Then do what the string says.
Profit?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well, we might as well get started.
`if (str.equals("book a flight")) {`
...<|eor|><|sor|>Ah I see youve made an AI before<|eor|><|sor|>Im something of a scientist myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 506 |
programmerhumor | itijara | edrg4xw | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I have this idea for an app that will make us rich. We can split the profit 50/50."
"Ok...what is it?"
"If I told you, you'd just steal it"
Yeah, hard pass. <|eor|><|sor|>Tell them to draft up a NDA. I actually worked with my cousin on an app for a while. I'm working elsewhere now, but he has a bunch more people, and if it takes off, I have some equity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | jamsquad87 | edqyg21 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always get this, 'Split it half and half cause its my idea'. I've told them to their face to fuck off. They usually don't like it but whatever. Imagine going to a plumber and asking him to plumb a house for half off cause you found the house and you get half the profit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 445 |
programmerhumor | godgeneer | edrq16j | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad literally just pitched me an app idea. I can barely code a linked list.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, you can code a linked list?! **YOU'RE HIRED**.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 443 |
programmerhumor | Technick326 | edrj148 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"can you hack my exes inst--"
"NO"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 431 |
programmerhumor | obliviousharmony | edrkih0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ideas - easy. Implentation - difficult.
Tell them $100 per hour and you want 2% of the company. <|eor|><|sor|>2%!? Make that way higher.<|eor|><|sor|>If youre charging $100 an hour, you probably dont have a right to ask for a ton of equity generally speaking lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 422 |
programmerhumor | PixelPenguinNamibia | hxjg74 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,238 |
programmerhumor | yourteam | fz6qico | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic.
Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,726 |
programmerhumor | gosslot | fz6rj8r | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 945 |
programmerhumor | SloanWarrior | fz6qy2o | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The place I work as has been busier than ever, we're hiring developers and support staff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 556 |
programmerhumor | niks_15 | fz6tba7 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic.
Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking hell I'm burned out as well. There are no timings at all, I get requests and calls all the fuckin time and then some days where there's absolutely no work. I hate working from home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 531 |
programmerhumor | archery713 | fz6so4f | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|sor|>Well now don't tell your grandmother that she doesn't understand the computers that well. Remember, "I work with computers" means "I can solve literally any problem as long as it has electricity in it" for people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 459 |
programmerhumor | dsp4 | fz6mtel | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The World: YES PLEASE, WE NEED TO SELL REUSABLE MASKS WITH BLUETOOTH CONNECTIVITY TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T NEED IT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | MonoShadow | fz7135m | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic.
Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking hell I'm burned out as well. There are no timings at all, I get requests and calls all the fuckin time and then some days where there's absolutely no work. I hate working from home.<|eor|><|sor|>I like working from home. Saves me a lot of time on commute. Each morning I have a meeting over the phone with my manager, take some tasks and then work on them all day. But I guess it all depends on the manager. Mine tries not to bother me after hours. I actually have a more reliable schedule from home, because when I am at the office people try to cut in line to get things done faster or organize a bunch of meetings. Some people also like to stay late and expect me to be there when they need me.
I do miss chatting with my coworkers and lunches with actual devs from another department.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | redit_usrname_vendor | fz6ui5u | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|sor|>Well now don't tell your grandmother that she doesn't understand the computers that well. Remember, "I work with computers" means "I can solve literally any problem as long as it has electricity in it" for people.<|eor|><|sor|>And fix TVs too. Especially TVs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 183 |
programmerhumor | Bleyo | fz6smbl | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work for an online education company. It's been a busy year.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 180 |
programmerhumor | thewowwedeserve | fz6t086 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic.
Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Which part of Europe is fine?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much most of Europe is fine. There are some regional hotspots but overall the number of cases are overseeable and the risk is rather low<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | djeco | fz6v3e7 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|sor|>Well now don't tell your grandmother that she doesn't understand the computers that well. Remember, "I work with computers" means "I can solve literally any problem as long as it has electricity in it" for people.<|eor|><|sor|>And fix TVs too. Especially TVs<|eor|><|sor|>Mom: Hello my lovely son!
Me: Hi mom! Do you need help again?
Mom: How dare you? I love you and I wanted to hear how you where doing.
Me: Come on mom.. I'm fine, what do you need help with?
Mom: TV not working.
Me: ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | auxiliary-username | fz6sg78 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The place I work as has been busier than ever, we're hiring developers and support staff.<|eor|><|sor|>Same here - we help people work better remotely, it's boom time for us<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | HeroOfTheEmpire | fz6qz3w | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I graduated in the middle of this shit. CS major. Something tells me I'm going to have to wait a bit before I can find an entry level job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | GluteusCaesar | fz6tc7u | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I graduated in the middle of this shit. CS major. Something tells me I'm going to have to wait a bit before I can find an entry level job.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah places are hiring left and right, my company net hired like 4000 people during lockdown. It is *a little* bit more of an employer's market than before but jobs are still there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 109 |
programmerhumor | RandomOpaMark | fz6kbpb | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol this is so true. The company I work at even started an ad campaign with something like #togetherstrong and a discount on websites<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | niks_15 | fz71i04 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic.
Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking hell I'm burned out as well. There are no timings at all, I get requests and calls all the fuckin time and then some days where there's absolutely no work. I hate working from home.<|eor|><|sor|>I like working from home. Saves me a lot of time on commute. Each morning I have a meeting over the phone with my manager, take some tasks and then work on them all day. But I guess it all depends on the manager. Mine tries not to bother me after hours. I actually have a more reliable schedule from home, because when I am at the office people try to cut in line to get things done faster or organize a bunch of meetings. Some people also like to stay late and expect me to be there when they need me.
I do miss chatting with my coworkers and lunches with actual devs from another department.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not that there's more work. It's the sheer inefficiency of things. Little things. Maybe I'm not used to working from home but the current project requires a lot of coordination between team members and concentration. I've come back to my parents place (living alone in a locked down Bangalore with no aid for months seemed terrifying), and there's always something going on. Plus there are so many distractions, I can't seem to focus on key issues and sit for long periods which again stretches the timeline. Guess I'm the kind of guy who misses the office routine, minus the commute ofcourse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | mediamaker | fz6w1at | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic.
Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Which part of Europe is fine?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much most of Europe is fine. There are some regional hotspots but overall the number of cases are overseeable and the risk is rather low<|eor|><|sor|>*Cries in Merica*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 81 |
programmerhumor | ZCoeur | fz6ry47 | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic.
Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly the same in France<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 80 |
programmerhumor | teodulog | fz6tmha | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy gets it... It's been very busy for some of us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | Belove537 | fz6t3zj | <|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I graduated in the middle of this shit. CS major. Something tells me I'm going to have to wait a bit before I can find an entry level job.<|eor|><|sor|>Developer in the U.K. here so I cant speak for the US but if you have a degree their are plenty of places that want you! If you dont have a degree they are still places that want you just not as many!
Either way we need more meat for the grinder and more fodder for the cannons!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69 |
programmerhumor | andhemac | aphynz | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,233 |
programmerhumor | Aegior | eg8mkmk | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`--force`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,575 |
programmerhumor | aseba | eg8kxfe | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
git push -fu origin master
```
It is worse and it has `fu` in it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,157 |
programmerhumor | bryaneightyone | eg8id75 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Drop database prod
Go
Then delete the backups
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,723 |
programmerhumor | iissqrtneg1 | eg8she6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ITT a bunch of people who don't know git.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,264 |
programmerhumor | dgeigerd | eg8s4xy | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Drop database prod
Go
Then delete the backups
<|eor|><|sor|>I'd delete the backups first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 994 |
programmerhumor | AltSk0P | eg8vz5c | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ITT a bunch of people who don't know git.<|eor|><|sor|>You just described the whole subreddit, not just the thread.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 930 |
programmerhumor | mdevoid | eg8repk | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"I will get 5 milion (or just a ton of money) dollars If I get fired. Ill pay you $10,000 for the trouble. If you dont I'm going to put hardcore porn and racist comments on all monitors. Dont test me." <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 833 |
programmerhumor | Cholojuanito | eg8u74z | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`--force`<|eor|><|sor|>I was gonna say, the original isn't going to do much if they have master branch locked to pushes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 829 |
programmerhumor | WarDeFacto | eg8xmlb | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget to rebase the entire branch into 1 commit so no one knows what changed. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 794 |
programmerhumor | nikstick22 | eg8xbhf | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bonus challenge: don't do anything for which someone could press civil or criminal charges.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 772 |
programmerhumor | Aegior | eg8ulg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`--force`<|eor|><|sor|>I was gonna say, the original isn't going to do much if they have master branch locked to pushes<|eor|><|sor|>I mean I don't think `--force` overrides having the branch locked (at least on gitlab), but it sure does do some nasty shit to the commit history and any potential conflicts.
Source: I get angry and `--force` and regret it <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | bgeron | eg90i0k | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```
git push -fu origin master
```
It is worse and it has `fu` in it<|eor|><|sor|>That's fucked up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 458 |
programmerhumor | Lv_InSaNe_vL | eg90f72 | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ITT a bunch of people who don't know git.<|eor|><|sor|>You just described the whole subreddit, not just the thread.<|eor|><|sor|>Too be fair.
Does anyone really understand git?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | HashCatchEm | eg9401p | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"I will get 5 milion (or just a ton of money) dollars If I get fired. Ill pay you $10,000 for the trouble. If you dont I'm going to put hardcore porn and racist comments on all monitors. Dont test me." <|eor|><|sor|>"Pay me 2.5 million or I wont fire you."
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 386 |
programmerhumor | Aegior | eg963jn | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`--force`<|eor|><|sor|>I was gonna say, the original isn't going to do much if they have master branch locked to pushes<|eor|><|sor|>I mean I don't think `--force` overrides having the branch locked (at least on gitlab), but it sure does do some nasty shit to the commit history and any potential conflicts.
Source: I get angry and `--force` and regret it <|eor|><|sor|>I do it because I like my history clean and never have regrets... until last week. Because you see, when I've finished a feature, I like to `git checkout master && git fetch origin && git pull && (git branch | egrep -v "(master|*)" | xargs git branch -D) && git remote update origin --prune`. But when you combine both at some point you can fuck up and remove a whole branch from existance.<|eor|><|sor|>thanks i hate it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | alficles | eg94soo | <|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bonus challenge: don't do anything for which someone could press civil or criminal charges.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, my first thought is a mass company email with a list of racial slurs would do it. Should not wind up with criminal charges, but might be tough to find another job if you need one later. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 294 |
programmerhumor | bobby_vance | jywn9g | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,214 |
programmerhumor | smarzz | gd892e3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me! Follow me on Twitter for more bad tech jokes :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 593 |
programmerhumor | agisten | gd85106 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | bobby_vance | gd8aekd | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me! Follow me on Twitter for more bad tech jokes :)<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh good, I was hoping by screenshotting instead of stealing the joke outright I would lead some folks to follow you<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | bobby_vance | gd809sl | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 269 |
programmerhumor | WishOnSpaceHardware | gd8a5p9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 231 |
programmerhumor | uranus_be_cold | gd8ah66 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | smarzz | gd8akc9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me! Follow me on Twitter for more bad tech jokes :)<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh good, I was hoping by screenshotting instead of stealing the joke outright I would lead some folks to follow you<|eoopr|><|sor|>No worries at all. I am all for giving people something to giggle (groan, or eye roll) about <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | nepia | gd91u17 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124 |
programmerhumor | theScrapBook | gd9ldxy | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|sor|>NOT enough CAPS<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT joke FROM dad_jokes WHERE dad_jokes.topic = "computers" ORDER BY laughs;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | Krissam | gd8xhkh | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say that's pushing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | 4hpp1273 | gd9hrpk | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|sor|>NOT enough CAPS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 61 |
programmerhumor | Jatin_Nagpal | gd937pi | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say that's pushing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Seems not many could git that one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 59 |
programmerhumor | micmck | gd9mrgq | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|sor|>NOT enough CAPS<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT joke FROM dad_jokes WHERE dad_jokes.topic = "computers" ORDER BY laughs;<|eor|><|sor|>Your joke is so BASIC.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | RealPropRandy | gd93i3w | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say that's pushing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Seems not many could git that one<|eor|><|sor|>Still its worth a POST<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | fhost344 | gd9oycj | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|sor|>NOT enough CAPS<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT joke FROM dad_jokes WHERE dad_jokes.topic = "computers" ORDER BY laughs;<|eor|><|sor|>Your joke is so BASIC.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm going to Monitor this thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | NicNoletree | gd8618x | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best to closely monitor the situation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | manithree | gd8kjn5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Having seen several of these in the past few days, either Carla is actually a man, or she's proof that Dad jokes are not limited by gender. As a dad, I approve.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | toTheNewLife | gd94fnf | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say that's pushing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Seems not many could git that one<|eor|><|sor|>Still its worth a POST<|eor|><|sor|>I don't GET it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | smarzz | gd8ksyc | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Having seen several of these in the past few days, either Carla is actually a man, or she's proof that Dad jokes are not limited by gender. As a dad, I approve.<|eor|><|sor|>Hi, I'm Carla. Yes, I am actually a woman . I really enjoy puns and dad jokes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 40 |
programmerhumor | lordgublu | gd8anu7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>Don't you dare pipe up again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 39 |
programmerhumor | computery | 97p4qw | <|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30,207 |
programmerhumor | dustmouse | e49zfp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hope this is the reason they wrote the book<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,633 |
programmerhumor | Evil-Toaster | e4a9504 | <|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hope this is the reason they wrote the book<|eor|><|sor|>Its to stop machine learning from going too far<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 852 |
programmerhumor | TheSyllogism | e4a5h6d | <|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a [more infuriating](http://imgur.com/hTo8TNd) one of these in a psychology class I took. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 644 |
programmerhumor | haskellogy | e49yd87 | <|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smooth <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | Vice4Food | e4a5rjt | <|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a [more infuriating](http://imgur.com/hTo8TNd) one of these in a psychology class I took. <|eor|><|sor|>"Yes, I want the definitions to be as vague and unhelpful as possible, thanks."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 420 |
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