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programmerhumor
-Jayarr-
j7ahcnu
<|sols|><|sot|>When you remember that you don't own the company...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hxtf0xocd8ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of that book Software Craftsman by Sandro Mancuso, whose cult following escapes me: everything happening at the company is basically your fault because it's your job *as a dev* to convince everyone higher up that your solution is the way to go and don't consider yourself an employee but basically a freelance because career. Well I got better shit to do with my life. I'll do my job as best as I can and give the best advice as I can during my work hours. Beyond that, I frankly don't care.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Oh, that sort of bullshit gaslighting ISN'T unique to a place I've worked at? Sad to know.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programmerhumor
Darkmakers
9f8rwu
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30,301
programmerhumor
philipquarles
e5uw29z
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,222
programmerhumor
Glitchu
e5ukyjs
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Colleague here. Can confirm, horrible code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,935
programmerhumor
Darkmakers
e5un73g
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Colleague here. Can confirm, horrible code.<|eor|><|sor|>Op can you confirm?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,069
programmerhumor
The_11th_Dctor
e5umx4u
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Colleague here. Can confirm, horrible code.<|eor|><|sor|>Op can you confirm?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
785
programmerhumor
iqover190
e5v1jnr
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|sor|>It has to be done slowly and regularly. One commit is not enough.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
593
programmerhumor
gandalfx
e5uqukv
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Man Says Fuck It, Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.](https://local.theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
367
programmerhumor
TuxGamer
e5v4hg6
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|sor|>It has to be done slowly and regularly. One commit is not enough.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>If I was your colleague I'd help you but add tons of off-by-one errors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
156
programmerhumor
bunnyoverkill
e5utjo0
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Colleague here. Can confirm, horrible code.<|eor|><|sor|>OP's friend here, fuck you too<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
mtfort
e5uod48
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your code is like being in a house built by a child using nothing but a hatchet and a picture of a house. It's like a salad recipe written by a corporate lawyer using a phone autocorrect that only knew Excel formulas. It's like someone took a transcript of a couple arguing at IKEA and made random edits until it compiled without errors. [Give credit where its due](https://www.xkcd.com/1513)<|eor|><|sor|>[Give credit where its due](https://www.xkcd.com/1513) <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
134
programmerhumor
SandyDelights
e5vb08t
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|sor|>It has to be done slowly and regularly. One commit is not enough.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Sure, what project do I bill this to?" Proceed to play games on my phone for 8 hours a day while "uh-huh"ing my way through them debugging and fixing their own code. Or, if there's no possibility of billing my hours to it, "Sorry, I've got billable hours I need to keep up on. Have you tried <person I know will turn them down gracelessly>? He'll know."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmerhumor
CJ22xxKinvara
e5v1536
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Man Says Fuck It, Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.](https://local.theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-lunch-at-10-58-a-m-1819574888)<|eor|><|sor|>Not only did he go to lunch at 10:58. The mad man went *again* at 1:35!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
118
programmerhumor
emmademontford
e5uoms8
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Text Messages* --- [*The following conversation takes place at 8:26 AM.*] **White**: So one of my colleagues just said fuck it and went home.... Short workday >**Blue**: Lol? > Did he see your code? **White**: Fuck you --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;for&#32;Reddit&#32;and&#32;you&#32;could&#32;be&#32;too!&#32;[If&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
116
programmerhumor
Bobshayd
e5uxd3v
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your code is like being in a house built by a child using nothing but a hatchet and a picture of a house. It's like a salad recipe written by a corporate lawyer using a phone autocorrect that only knew Excel formulas. It's like someone took a transcript of a couple arguing at IKEA and made random edits until it compiled without errors. [Give credit where its due](https://www.xkcd.com/1513)<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>It's like you tried to define a formal grammar based on fragments of a raw database dump from the QuickBooks file of a company that's about to collapse in an accounting scandal. Your code looks like song lyrics written using only the stuff that comes after the question mark in a URL. It's like a JSON table of model numbers for flashlights with "tactical" in their names. Like you read Turing's 1936 paper on computing and a page of JavaScript example code and guessed at everything in between. It's like a leet-speak translation of a manifesto by a survivalist cult leader who's for some reason obsessed with memory allocation. https://www.xkcd.com/1833/ It's like a half-solved cryptogram whose solution is a piece of FORTH code written by somebody who doesn't know FORTH.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
lazilyloaded
e5v6luy
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where I work we have desks with walls between them, low enough so we can kind of sit up and make eye contact if we want to. I sit across from the guy who usually reviews my code and I know I'm about to get a code review back when I see him shaking his head every minute or so and sighing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
93
programmerhumor
DoYouEverStopTalking
e5vbc2w
<|sols|><|sot|>Code review gone wrong<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/lceq6bikttl11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>New goal: commit something so awful it makes a colleague change careers. <|eor|><|sor|>It has to be done slowly and regularly. One commit is not enough.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"Sure, what project do I bill this to?" Proceed to play games on my phone for 8 hours a day while "uh-huh"ing my way through them debugging and fixing their own code. Or, if there's no possibility of billing my hours to it, "Sorry, I've got billable hours I need to keep up on. Have you tried <person I know will turn them down gracelessly>? He'll know."<|eor|><|sor|>this guy consultants<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
91
programmerhumor
liftislyfe
aen7ou
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30,257
programmerhumor
Goldkie52
edr7yez
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex girlfriend's uncle once asked me to create an app for phones that was an AI so you could ask it to do or be anything and it would. For example, if you wanted to book flights, buy a home, design models for manufacturing, search the Internet, or literally anything else it would do it for you. That was a hard one to get round.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,759
programmerhumor
liftislyfe
edr9vke
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex girlfriend's uncle once asked me to create an app for phones that was an AI so you could ask it to do or be anything and it would. For example, if you wanted to book flights, buy a home, design models for manufacturing, search the Internet, or literally anything else it would do it for you. That was a hard one to get round.<|eor|><|soopr|>Computers do exactly what you tell them so this is easy. All you need is a function that takes in a string. Then do what the string says. Profit?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,960
programmerhumor
Ilyketurdles
edr4rp5
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I have this idea for an app that will make us rich. We can split the profit 50/50." "Ok...what is it?" "If I told you, you'd just steal it" Yeah, hard pass. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,750
programmerhumor
invalidaccount-585
edqsml7
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can u fix my computer?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,600
programmerhumor
Rokenian
edrk8sw
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My mom keeps trying to tell me I should make "an app for old people" with no further clarification.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,296
programmerhumor
AceOfShades_
edrr4yx
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex girlfriend's uncle once asked me to create an app for phones that was an AI so you could ask it to do or be anything and it would. For example, if you wanted to book flights, buy a home, design models for manufacturing, search the Internet, or literally anything else it would do it for you. That was a hard one to get round.<|eor|><|soopr|>Computers do exactly what you tell them so this is easy. All you need is a function that takes in a string. Then do what the string says. Profit?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well, we might as well get started. `if (str.equals("book a flight")) {` ...<|eor|><|sor|>Ah I see youve made an AI before<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,214
programmerhumor
sweYoda
edr7pqc
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ideas - easy. Implentation - difficult. Tell them $100 per hour and you want 2% of the company. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
897
programmerhumor
liftislyfe
edr2mu1
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can u fix my computer?<|eor|><|sor|> Or even worse: " Can you fix my printer?" Edit:Typo<|eor|><|soopr|>update adobe reader and restart<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
671
programmerhumor
bsieck
edrfqmz
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad literally just pitched me an app idea. I can barely code a linked list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
661
programmerhumor
Fredfert
edra1rd
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm actually making an app for my brother right now. He's paying hourly and im in school so I don't have a job. Not too bad if the family is reasonable. On the other hand an Uncle asked me to make a game that was an mmo but he couldn't pay until "we started making profits"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
521
programmerhumor
dandu3
edrmpol
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My mom keeps trying to tell me I should make "an app for old people" with no further clarification.<|eor|><|sor|>My [38M] teenage sister told me, "Facebook is for old people."<|eor|><|sor|>Hahaha 38m teenage sister<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
510
programmerhumor
SantiClauslol
edrt9w0
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My ex girlfriend's uncle once asked me to create an app for phones that was an AI so you could ask it to do or be anything and it would. For example, if you wanted to book flights, buy a home, design models for manufacturing, search the Internet, or literally anything else it would do it for you. That was a hard one to get round.<|eor|><|soopr|>Computers do exactly what you tell them so this is easy. All you need is a function that takes in a string. Then do what the string says. Profit?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Well, we might as well get started. `if (str.equals("book a flight")) {` ...<|eor|><|sor|>Ah I see youve made an AI before<|eor|><|sor|>Im something of a scientist myself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
506
programmerhumor
itijara
edrg4xw
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"I have this idea for an app that will make us rich. We can split the profit 50/50." "Ok...what is it?" "If I told you, you'd just steal it" Yeah, hard pass. <|eor|><|sor|>Tell them to draft up a NDA. I actually worked with my cousin on an app for a while. I'm working elsewhere now, but he has a bunch more people, and if it takes off, I have some equity.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
459
programmerhumor
jamsquad87
edqyg21
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Always get this, 'Split it half and half cause its my idea'. I've told them to their face to fuck off. They usually don't like it but whatever. Imagine going to a plumber and asking him to plumb a house for half off cause you found the house and you get half the profit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
445
programmerhumor
godgeneer
edrq16j
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Dad literally just pitched me an app idea. I can barely code a linked list.<|eor|><|sor|>Holy shit, you can code a linked list?! **YOU'RE HIRED**.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
443
programmerhumor
Technick326
edrj148
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"can you hack my exes inst--" "NO"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
431
programmerhumor
obliviousharmony
edrkih0
<|sols|><|sot|>Please help<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/wtlAGRj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ideas - easy. Implentation - difficult. Tell them $100 per hour and you want 2% of the company. <|eor|><|sor|>2%!? Make that way higher.<|eor|><|sor|>If youre charging $100 an hour, you probably dont have a right to ask for a ton of equity generally speaking lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
422
programmerhumor
PixelPenguinNamibia
hxjg74
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30,238
programmerhumor
yourteam
fz6qico
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic. Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,726
programmerhumor
gosslot
fz6rj8r
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
945
programmerhumor
SloanWarrior
fz6qy2o
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The place I work as has been busier than ever, we're hiring developers and support staff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
556
programmerhumor
niks_15
fz6tba7
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic. Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking hell I'm burned out as well. There are no timings at all, I get requests and calls all the fuckin time and then some days where there's absolutely no work. I hate working from home.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
531
programmerhumor
archery713
fz6so4f
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|sor|>Well now don't tell your grandmother that she doesn't understand the computers that well. Remember, "I work with computers" means "I can solve literally any problem as long as it has electricity in it" for people.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
459
programmerhumor
dsp4
fz6mtel
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The World: YES PLEASE, WE NEED TO SELL REUSABLE MASKS WITH BLUETOOTH CONNECTIVITY TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T NEED IT.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
408
programmerhumor
MonoShadow
fz7135m
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic. Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking hell I'm burned out as well. There are no timings at all, I get requests and calls all the fuckin time and then some days where there's absolutely no work. I hate working from home.<|eor|><|sor|>I like working from home. Saves me a lot of time on commute. Each morning I have a meeting over the phone with my manager, take some tasks and then work on them all day. But I guess it all depends on the manager. Mine tries not to bother me after hours. I actually have a more reliable schedule from home, because when I am at the office people try to cut in line to get things done faster or organize a bunch of meetings. Some people also like to stay late and expect me to be there when they need me. I do miss chatting with my coworkers and lunches with actual devs from another department.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
300
programmerhumor
redit_usrname_vendor
fz6ui5u
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|sor|>Well now don't tell your grandmother that she doesn't understand the computers that well. Remember, "I work with computers" means "I can solve literally any problem as long as it has electricity in it" for people.<|eor|><|sor|>And fix TVs too. Especially TVs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
183
programmerhumor
Bleyo
fz6smbl
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work for an online education company. It's been a busy year.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
180
programmerhumor
thewowwedeserve
fz6t086
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic. Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Which part of Europe is fine?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much most of Europe is fine. There are some regional hotspots but overall the number of cases are overseeable and the risk is rather low<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
djeco
fz6v3e7
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|sor|>Well now don't tell your grandmother that she doesn't understand the computers that well. Remember, "I work with computers" means "I can solve literally any problem as long as it has electricity in it" for people.<|eor|><|sor|>And fix TVs too. Especially TVs<|eor|><|sor|>Mom: Hello my lovely son! Me: Hi mom! Do you need help again? Mom: How dare you? I love you and I wanted to hear how you where doing. Me: Come on mom.. I'm fine, what do you need help with? Mom: TV not working. Me: ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programmerhumor
auxiliary-username
fz6sg78
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The place I work as has been busier than ever, we're hiring developers and support staff.<|eor|><|sor|>Same here - we help people work better remotely, it's boom time for us<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
HeroOfTheEmpire
fz6qz3w
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I graduated in the middle of this shit. CS major. Something tells me I'm going to have to wait a bit before I can find an entry level job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmerhumor
GluteusCaesar
fz6tc7u
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I graduated in the middle of this shit. CS major. Something tells me I'm going to have to wait a bit before I can find an entry level job.<|eor|><|sor|>Nah places are hiring left and right, my company net hired like 4000 people during lockdown. It is *a little* bit more of an employer's market than before but jobs are still there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
109
programmerhumor
RandomOpaMark
fz6kbpb
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Lol this is so true. The company I work at even started an ad campaign with something like #togetherstrong and a discount on websites<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
101
programmerhumor
niks_15
fz71i04
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic. Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Fucking hell I'm burned out as well. There are no timings at all, I get requests and calls all the fuckin time and then some days where there's absolutely no work. I hate working from home.<|eor|><|sor|>I like working from home. Saves me a lot of time on commute. Each morning I have a meeting over the phone with my manager, take some tasks and then work on them all day. But I guess it all depends on the manager. Mine tries not to bother me after hours. I actually have a more reliable schedule from home, because when I am at the office people try to cut in line to get things done faster or organize a bunch of meetings. Some people also like to stay late and expect me to be there when they need me. I do miss chatting with my coworkers and lunches with actual devs from another department.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not that there's more work. It's the sheer inefficiency of things. Little things. Maybe I'm not used to working from home but the current project requires a lot of coordination between team members and concentration. I've come back to my parents place (living alone in a locked down Bangalore with no aid for months seemed terrifying), and there's always something going on. Plus there are so many distractions, I can't seem to focus on key issues and sit for long periods which again stretches the timeline. Guess I'm the kind of guy who misses the office routine, minus the commute ofcourse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
91
programmerhumor
mediamaker
fz6w1at
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic. Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Which part of Europe is fine?<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much most of Europe is fine. There are some regional hotspots but overall the number of cases are overseeable and the risk is rather low<|eor|><|sor|>*Cries in Merica*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
81
programmerhumor
ZCoeur
fz6ry47
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Never worked so much than during the pandemic. Now things are fine (I am in Europe) but I am burned out :(<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly the same in France<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
80
programmerhumor
teodulog
fz6tmha
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not every programmer is a web developer.<|eor|><|sor|>This guy gets it... It's been very busy for some of us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
74
programmerhumor
Belove537
fz6t3zj
<|sols|><|sot|>For the last couple of months, this has been really true for me<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/13c9rcyusyc51.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I graduated in the middle of this shit. CS major. Something tells me I'm going to have to wait a bit before I can find an entry level job.<|eor|><|sor|>Developer in the U.K. here so I cant speak for the US but if you have a degree their are plenty of places that want you! If you dont have a degree they are still places that want you just not as many! Either way we need more meat for the grinder and more fodder for the cannons!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
69
programmerhumor
andhemac
aphynz
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30,233
programmerhumor
Aegior
eg8mkmk
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`--force`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
4,575
programmerhumor
aseba
eg8kxfe
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>``` git push -fu origin master ``` It is worse and it has `fu` in it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,157
programmerhumor
bryaneightyone
eg8id75
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Drop database prod Go Then delete the backups <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,723
programmerhumor
iissqrtneg1
eg8she6
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ITT a bunch of people who don't know git.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,264
programmerhumor
dgeigerd
eg8s4xy
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Drop database prod Go Then delete the backups <|eor|><|sor|>I'd delete the backups first<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
994
programmerhumor
AltSk0P
eg8vz5c
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ITT a bunch of people who don't know git.<|eor|><|sor|>You just described the whole subreddit, not just the thread.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
930
programmerhumor
mdevoid
eg8repk
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"I will get 5 milion (or just a ton of money) dollars If I get fired. Ill pay you $10,000 for the trouble. If you dont I'm going to put hardcore porn and racist comments on all monitors. Dont test me." <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
833
programmerhumor
Cholojuanito
eg8u74z
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`--force`<|eor|><|sor|>I was gonna say, the original isn't going to do much if they have master branch locked to pushes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
829
programmerhumor
WarDeFacto
eg8xmlb
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't forget to rebase the entire branch into 1 commit so no one knows what changed. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
794
programmerhumor
nikstick22
eg8xbhf
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bonus challenge: don't do anything for which someone could press civil or criminal charges.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
772
programmerhumor
Aegior
eg8ulg0
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`--force`<|eor|><|sor|>I was gonna say, the original isn't going to do much if they have master branch locked to pushes<|eor|><|sor|>I mean I don't think `--force` overrides having the branch locked (at least on gitlab), but it sure does do some nasty shit to the commit history and any potential conflicts. Source: I get angry and `--force` and regret it <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
587
programmerhumor
bgeron
eg90i0k
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>``` git push -fu origin master ``` It is worse and it has `fu` in it<|eor|><|sor|>That's fucked up<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
458
programmerhumor
Lv_InSaNe_vL
eg90f72
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ITT a bunch of people who don't know git.<|eor|><|sor|>You just described the whole subreddit, not just the thread.<|eor|><|sor|>Too be fair. Does anyone really understand git?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
392
programmerhumor
HashCatchEm
eg9401p
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>"I will get 5 milion (or just a ton of money) dollars If I get fired. Ill pay you $10,000 for the trouble. If you dont I'm going to put hardcore porn and racist comments on all monitors. Dont test me." <|eor|><|sor|>"Pay me 2.5 million or I wont fire you." <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
386
programmerhumor
Aegior
eg963jn
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>`--force`<|eor|><|sor|>I was gonna say, the original isn't going to do much if they have master branch locked to pushes<|eor|><|sor|>I mean I don't think `--force` overrides having the branch locked (at least on gitlab), but it sure does do some nasty shit to the commit history and any potential conflicts. Source: I get angry and `--force` and regret it <|eor|><|sor|>I do it because I like my history clean and never have regrets... until last week. Because you see, when I've finished a feature, I like to `git checkout master && git fetch origin && git pull && (git branch | egrep -v "(master|*)" | xargs git branch -D) && git remote update origin --prune`. But when you combine both at some point you can fuck up and remove a whole branch from existance.<|eor|><|sor|>thanks i hate it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
316
programmerhumor
alficles
eg94soo
<|sols|><|sot|>Thatll do it for most folks.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mbvxeiqtuyf21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bonus challenge: don't do anything for which someone could press civil or criminal charges.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, my first thought is a mass company email with a list of racial slurs would do it. Should not wind up with criminal charges, but might be tough to find another job if you need one later. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
294
programmerhumor
bobby_vance
jywn9g
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30,214
programmerhumor
smarzz
gd892e3
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me! Follow me on Twitter for more bad tech jokes :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
593
programmerhumor
agisten
gd85106
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
473
programmerhumor
bobby_vance
gd8aekd
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me! Follow me on Twitter for more bad tech jokes :)<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh good, I was hoping by screenshotting instead of stealing the joke outright I would lead some folks to follow you<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
283
programmerhumor
bobby_vance
gd809sl
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
269
programmerhumor
WishOnSpaceHardware
gd8a5p9
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
231
programmerhumor
uranus_be_cold
gd8ah66
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
147
programmerhumor
smarzz
gd8akc9
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey that's me! Follow me on Twitter for more bad tech jokes :)<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh good, I was hoping by screenshotting instead of stealing the joke outright I would lead some folks to follow you<|eoopr|><|sor|>No worries at all. I am all for giving people something to giggle (groan, or eye roll) about <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
146
programmerhumor
nepia
gd91u17
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
124
programmerhumor
theScrapBook
gd9ldxy
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|sor|>NOT enough CAPS<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT joke FROM dad_jokes WHERE dad_jokes.topic = "computers" ORDER BY laughs;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
74
programmerhumor
Krissam
gd8xhkh
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say that's pushing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
67
programmerhumor
4hpp1273
gd9hrpk
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|sor|>NOT enough CAPS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
61
programmerhumor
Jatin_Nagpal
gd937pi
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say that's pushing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Seems not many could git that one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
59
programmerhumor
micmck
gd9mrgq
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|sor|>NOT enough CAPS<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT joke FROM dad_jokes WHERE dad_jokes.topic = "computers" ORDER BY laughs;<|eor|><|sor|>Your joke is so BASIC.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
RealPropRandy
gd93i3w
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say that's pushing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Seems not many could git that one<|eor|><|sor|>Still its worth a POST<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45
programmerhumor
fhost344
gd9oycj
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I C what she did there. Its quite sharp.<|eor|><|sor|>Trying to follow this but I can't think of a worthy SQL.<|eor|><|sor|>Select joke from dads and Im sure it will return a few.<|eor|><|sor|>NOT enough CAPS<|eor|><|sor|>SELECT joke FROM dad_jokes WHERE dad_jokes.topic = "computers" ORDER BY laughs;<|eor|><|sor|>Your joke is so BASIC.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm going to Monitor this thread<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
43
programmerhumor
NicNoletree
gd8618x
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Best to closely monitor the situation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42
programmerhumor
manithree
gd8kjn5
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Having seen several of these in the past few days, either Carla is actually a man, or she's proof that Dad jokes are not limited by gender. As a dad, I approve.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41
programmerhumor
toTheNewLife
gd94fnf
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>It has a kernel of truth in it.<|eor|><|sor|>I'd say that's pushing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Seems not many could git that one<|eor|><|sor|>Still its worth a POST<|eor|><|sor|>I don't GET it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41
programmerhumor
smarzz
gd8ksyc
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Having seen several of these in the past few days, either Carla is actually a man, or she's proof that Dad jokes are not limited by gender. As a dad, I approve.<|eor|><|sor|>Hi, I'm Carla. Yes, I am actually a woman . I really enjoy puns and dad jokes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
40
programmerhumor
lordgublu
gd8anu7
<|sols|><|sot|>Computer joke disease<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0gz2cuygzs061.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>I was worried you would all bash this joke<|eoopr|><|sor|>Don't you dare pipe up again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
39
programmerhumor
computery
97p4qw
<|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30,207
programmerhumor
dustmouse
e49zfp2
<|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hope this is the reason they wrote the book<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,633
programmerhumor
Evil-Toaster
e4a9504
<|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I hope this is the reason they wrote the book<|eor|><|sor|>Its to stop machine learning from going too far<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
852
programmerhumor
TheSyllogism
e4a5h6d
<|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a [more infuriating](http://imgur.com/hTo8TNd) one of these in a psychology class I took. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
644
programmerhumor
haskellogy
e49yd87
<|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smooth <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
525
programmerhumor
Vice4Food
e4a5rjt
<|sols|><|sot|>Very clever...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qlqb8ch1sdg11.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There was a [more infuriating](http://imgur.com/hTo8TNd) one of these in a psychology class I took. <|eor|><|sor|>"Yes, I want the definitions to be as vague and unhelpful as possible, thanks."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
420