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programmerhumor | Sleepy_Tortoise | gou342n | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you, guys, have documentation? The code is self-explanatory is usually the answer I hear <|eor|><|sor|>We don't have documentation and we don't even pretend the code is self explanatory. We just say talk to that guy because he knew the other guy that no longer works here that wrote it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 600 |
programmerhumor | varun2710 | gotll5j | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is how i eat my sandwiches... is it not normal to eat them like this?<|eor|><|soopr|>Everyone knows the cheese and ham go in vertically as well. The docs said put them in between the bread slices, duh!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | mrdjeydjey | goto5lk | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exact instructions challenge is a funny take on the same issue
https://youtu.be/cDA3_5982h8<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | DevProse | gou5ppw | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you, guys, have documentation? The code is self-explanatory is usually the answer I hear <|eor|><|sor|>We don't have documentation and we don't even pretend the code is self explanatory. We just say talk to that guy because he knew the other guy that no longer works here that wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>Why is this the way? Everyone I know in IT lives in this purgatory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | ShadoWolf | goug13i | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you, guys, have documentation? The code is self-explanatory is usually the answer I hear <|eor|><|sor|>We don't have documentation and we don't even pretend the code is self explanatory. We just say talk to that guy because he knew the other guy that no longer works here that wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>Why is this the way? Everyone I know in IT lives in this purgatory<|eor|><|sor|>It's simple.. writing good documentation is a is a non trivial skill that most devs aren't good at. Mainly because they suffer from the curse of knowledge about the system they are trying to document.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 220 |
programmerhumor | DevProse | gousnkz | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you, guys, have documentation? The code is self-explanatory is usually the answer I hear <|eor|><|sor|>We don't have documentation and we don't even pretend the code is self explanatory. We just say talk to that guy because he knew the other guy that no longer works here that wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>Why is this the way? Everyone I know in IT lives in this purgatory<|eor|><|sor|>It's simple.. writing good documentation is a is a non trivial skill that most devs aren't good at. Mainly because they suffer from the curse of knowledge about the system they are trying to document.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm that explains why I am so good at it. I am a creative writer by passion and a developer by necessity lol.
I like technical writing about code more than writing the code itself, I wrote all my code as a person who has worked as an end user in those systems for a decade. So I am much better at understanding processes and real life data more than the code itself at times. I just love how you can see peoples brains working differently to reach the same output.
My dad used to laugh and say
"Ask a engineer how to skin a dead cat and they'll give you 1000 distinct ways to do it; but you're the guy who stops and asks why the fuck that guy has a dead cat to skin before looking for the solution."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | Ringsofthekings | gotzt4s | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is how i eat my sandwiches... is it not normal to eat them like this?<|eor|><|soopr|>Everyone knows the cheese and ham go in vertically as well. The docs said put them in between the bread slices, duh!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ensure to spread ketchup on your tongue each time before you take a bite ;)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | AndyTheSane | gousb00 | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's always a HUGE warning sign when the code/library/project you are told to use has no working examples.. and the documentation, even if present, goes very quiet on apparently-important points.
"Make sure [vitalparams.properties](https://vitalparams.properties) is set up correctly" - [vitalparams.properties](https://vitalparams.properties) has 87 different, obscurely named properties, and if you get any one of them wrong then you get the message 'An error happened! Sucks to be you!'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | varun2710 | gotnv1j | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>npm install sandwich
const {Sandwich} = require('sandwich');
const sandwich = new Sandwich(options);
We all know what options are so good luck making those delicious sandwiches!
Buy me a sandwich [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/lswk9r/the_documentation_is_super_intuitive_we_do_not/) :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | alkakittendiver | gou9wfn | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>this is how i eat my sandwiches... is it not normal to eat them like this?<|eor|><|soopr|>Everyone knows the cheese and ham go in vertically as well. The docs said put them in between the bread slices, duh!<|eoopr|><|sor|>Ensure to spread ketchup on your tongue each time before you take a bite ;)<|eor|><|sor|>Don't use the butterknife for spreading the ketchup for some reason it only works with a fork... documentation doesn't address this problem...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | rabid_mermaid | govpr14 | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you, guys, have documentation? The code is self-explanatory is usually the answer I hear <|eor|><|sor|>We don't have documentation and we don't even pretend the code is self explanatory. We just say talk to that guy because he knew the other guy that no longer works here that wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>Why is this the way? Everyone I know in IT lives in this purgatory<|eor|><|sor|>It's simple.. writing good documentation is a is a non trivial skill that most devs aren't good at. Mainly because they suffer from the curse of knowledge about the system they are trying to document.<|eor|><|sor|>Hmm that explains why I am so good at it. I am a creative writer by passion and a developer by necessity lol.
I like technical writing about code more than writing the code itself, I wrote all my code as a person who has worked as an end user in those systems for a decade. So I am much better at understanding processes and real life data more than the code itself at times. I just love how you can see peoples brains working differently to reach the same output.
My dad used to laugh and say
"Ask a engineer how to skin a dead cat and they'll give you 1000 distinct ways to do it; but you're the guy who stops and asks why the fuck that guy has a dead cat to skin before looking for the solution."<|eor|><|sor|>> you're the guy who stops and asks why the fuck that guy has a dead cat to skin before looking for the solution.
As a devops engineer, I feel like this is at least 50% of my job.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | LittleBigHorn22 | goufgf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you, guys, have documentation? The code is self-explanatory is usually the answer I hear <|eor|><|sor|>We don't have documentation and we don't even pretend the code is self explanatory. We just say talk to that guy because he knew the other guy that no longer works here that wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>Why is this the way? Everyone I know in IT lives in this purgatory<|eor|><|sor|>Job security duh. If you document it well enough, then the company doesn't need you specifically.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 53 |
programmerhumor | towernter | gotq3m7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This documentation does not have the functionality for tomato.js
Fix it!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | rapidspark16 | goty886 | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Im more concerned about how you got the bread to stand up like that, did you use glue?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | Striker654 | gov0e3l | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Exact instructions challenge is a funny take on the same issue
https://youtu.be/cDA3_5982h8<|eor|><|sor|>This actually seems like an excellent lesson in precise language for children.<|eor|><|sor|>And/or turn them into pedantic little shits lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | cjcjcjcjcjcjcjcjcjcj | gouwnlc | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you, guys, have documentation? The code is self-explanatory is usually the answer I hear <|eor|><|sor|>We don't have documentation and we don't even pretend the code is self explanatory. We just say talk to that guy because he knew the other guy that no longer works here that wrote it<|eor|><|sor|>Why is this the way? Everyone I know in IT lives in this purgatory<|eor|><|sor|>It's simple.. writing good documentation is a is a non trivial skill that most devs aren't good at. Mainly because they suffer from the curse of knowledge about the system they are trying to document.<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed. I think another major problem is most businesses dont want to hear about or pay for the extra time if theres no benefit. Same goes for testing. Started a six figure job last year but told explicitly not to test or document from manager AND owner. And guess what... we get about 100 support tickets a week, half a dozen people in the company emailing and calling each other all the time and nobody really sure why theres sometimes bugs or errors not sure where to look but dont fix it or test it just keep moving on theres no time to waste we must keep adding useless(broken) features that literally NOBODY asked for or wants because some dickhead thinks hes a genius after partially listening to the audiobook of No Rules Netflix in the Culture of Reinvention. Totally blind to the baggage not testing and not documenting creates for the entire team and the money thats being burnt away. But in his words... AGILE BRO. BE LEAN!! Keep moving forward!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 43 |
programmerhumor | chevBott | bxbe6g | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,767 |
programmerhumor | Ryphor | eq5hac4 | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had a phone interview with Amazon last week and I was pretty nervous. I clicked on the live coding link in my email when the interview began as instructed and every single thing I knew about coding just vanished from my brain. The guy was reading out the simple function hed like me to write and I was listening but it was like he was speaking Korean.
The solution was as simple as checking one array for the inclusion of an element in a second array. Checking for duplicates, basically. Simple stuff. Absolutely bottled it in front of two senior Amazon devs. Couldnt think, had no idea what to even start typing, mind was blank, all whilst two guys are breathing down the phone and watching your screen. I was so close to saying sorry for wasting your time, thanks for the opportunity, and hanging up before Id even typed anything.
In the end I stumbled through the exercise after having the task broken down into steps several times by the interviewer. Didnt get the job, obviously.
Anxiety can be a bitch, huh.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,530 |
programmerhumor | invalidaccount-585 | eq4xsrl | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this so true?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 705 |
programmerhumor | RememberYou | eq5lv7q | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had a phone interview with Amazon last week and I was pretty nervous. I clicked on the live coding link in my email when the interview began as instructed and every single thing I knew about coding just vanished from my brain. The guy was reading out the simple function hed like me to write and I was listening but it was like he was speaking Korean.
The solution was as simple as checking one array for the inclusion of an element in a second array. Checking for duplicates, basically. Simple stuff. Absolutely bottled it in front of two senior Amazon devs. Couldnt think, had no idea what to even start typing, mind was blank, all whilst two guys are breathing down the phone and watching your screen. I was so close to saying sorry for wasting your time, thanks for the opportunity, and hanging up before Id even typed anything.
In the end I stumbled through the exercise after having the task broken down into steps several times by the interviewer. Didnt get the job, obviously.
Anxiety can be a bitch, huh.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend went through the same exact thing. He had a coding interview with Amazon too; his test basically involved him to reverse an array without making a new array.
He freaked out and couldn't think of anything else but to make a new array. After the test the people on the phone told him that he just needed a for loop to switch the first element with the last element and so on.
He said the same exact thing you did. He apologized a lot and thanked them for their time. The Amazon devs told him this happens a lot and told him to keep up with interviews to get comfortable with the grove of things. This happens to everyone.
He now has a job offer over at Microsoft starting this fall. Keep it up, and you'll make it too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 656 |
programmerhumor | tuscangal | eq50hus | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when all knowledge suddenly leaves your brain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 482 |
programmerhumor | imdefinitelywong | eq5923i | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when all knowledge suddenly leaves your brain<|eor|><|sor|>Yep... been doing this for 2 months straight now... still no job yet.<|eor|><|sor|>> Sorry, but we're looking for a jr dev with 5yrs experience<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 335 |
programmerhumor | atlanticsnipergod | eq53ccf | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have an interview tomorrow, can relate to this so badly.
Edit: Forgot to mention, this was an intern position interview
Update: Hey all! For those of you who care, coding test went pretty well all things considered! I pretty much stayed the entire time but it honestly didnt seem that long. It was a cool project to do, I learned a lot in the process.
And they didnt pay us for staying, but we got a free lunch lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 322 |
programmerhumor | _thepet | eq5kbq9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun story: I applied for a job and got to the technical coding interview stage. My interview is this Friday.
Half way through my interview process someone from their company applied to my current employer. I'm scheduled now to conduct a technical coding interview of them next week.
This happens to be the same guy conducting my interview on Friday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 297 |
programmerhumor | hippopotobot | eq5its9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>I interviewed a senior dev the other day who just smashed through my graph problem, nailed it when I asked him to justify his use of DFS vs BFS (this one usually stops them dead). He talked me through what he was doing nonstop, wrote a very simple version first, refactored smoothly when I asked, and talked me through turning the problem into a microservice perfectly. It was breathtaking. He was like an interview-bot. At the end I felt as if I had been interviewed. Oh and it took him about 20 min end to end.
TL;DR the meme is true for everyone but this one guy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 280 |
programmerhumor | its_dr_yen | eq5513e | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when all knowledge suddenly leaves your brain<|eor|><|sor|>Yep... been doing this for 2 months straight now... still no job yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | Hiredcifo | eq5flqx | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Why is this so true?<|eor|><|sor|>Especially when all knowledge suddenly leaves your brain<|eor|><|sor|>Yep... been doing this for 2 months straight now... still no job yet.<|eor|><|sor|>> Sorry, but we're looking for a jr dev with 5yrs experience<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still amazed with the listing that asked 8-10 years of experience in swift
Back when swift existed for only 4 or 5 years<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 189 |
programmerhumor | cookiedough320 | eq5n8pj | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had a phone interview with Amazon last week and I was pretty nervous. I clicked on the live coding link in my email when the interview began as instructed and every single thing I knew about coding just vanished from my brain. The guy was reading out the simple function hed like me to write and I was listening but it was like he was speaking Korean.
The solution was as simple as checking one array for the inclusion of an element in a second array. Checking for duplicates, basically. Simple stuff. Absolutely bottled it in front of two senior Amazon devs. Couldnt think, had no idea what to even start typing, mind was blank, all whilst two guys are breathing down the phone and watching your screen. I was so close to saying sorry for wasting your time, thanks for the opportunity, and hanging up before Id even typed anything.
In the end I stumbled through the exercise after having the task broken down into steps several times by the interviewer. Didnt get the job, obviously.
Anxiety can be a bitch, huh.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend went through the same exact thing. He had a coding interview with Amazon too; his test basically involved him to reverse an array without making a new array.
He freaked out and couldn't think of anything else but to make a new array. After the test the people on the phone told him that he just needed a for loop to switch the first element with the last element and so on.
He said the same exact thing you did. He apologized a lot and thanked them for their time. The Amazon devs told him this happens a lot and told him to keep up with interviews to get comfortable with the grove of things. This happens to everyone.
He now has a job offer over at Microsoft starting this fall. Keep it up, and you'll make it too.<|eor|><|sor|>Would these sorts of questions be common or the entire interview? Because we learnt how to do that stuff after four months of a software class in year 11. Wouldn't a job be a lot harder than switching stuff in an array around?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 179 |
programmerhumor | atlanticsnipergod | eq56v17 | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have an interview tomorrow, can relate to this so badly.
Edit: Forgot to mention, this was an intern position interview
Update: Hey all! For those of you who care, coding test went pretty well all things considered! I pretty much stayed the entire time but it honestly didnt seem that long. It was a cool project to do, I learned a lot in the process.
And they didnt pay us for staying, but we got a free lunch lol<|eor|><|sor|>Interested in how it goes and how the process is. What language?<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks! Its basically a whole-day (8 hr) coding test where you have to make a Java-based web application with a MySQL backend.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | JustinRoilad | eq5bom1 | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have an interview tomorrow, can relate to this so badly.
Edit: Forgot to mention, this was an intern position interview
Update: Hey all! For those of you who care, coding test went pretty well all things considered! I pretty much stayed the entire time but it honestly didnt seem that long. It was a cool project to do, I learned a lot in the process.
And they didnt pay us for staying, but we got a free lunch lol<|eor|><|sor|>Interested in how it goes and how the process is. What language?<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks! Its basically a whole-day (8 hr) coding test where you have to make a Java-based web application with a MySQL backend.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats hard core... usually my coding test takes less than 2 hours. If it takes more time usually they want you to do it at home in your free time<|eor|><|sor|>Its not really 8 hours, well kind of. You come in at 9 and you get until 5 to get it working (which is 8 hours), but its possible to get it done sooner. Im hearing that on average it takes 6-7 hours so I dont know what to expect lol<|eor|><|sor|>Do you get paid for doing that? I hope you at least get a free lunch or something<|eor|><|sor|>LOL nah I wish<|eor|><|sor|>What if the company keeps doing coding interviews but its just a way to get free labour to develop their new app prototype.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 170 |
programmerhumor | jimraynor0 | eq5748x | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have an interview tomorrow, can relate to this so badly.
Edit: Forgot to mention, this was an intern position interview
Update: Hey all! For those of you who care, coding test went pretty well all things considered! I pretty much stayed the entire time but it honestly didnt seem that long. It was a cool project to do, I learned a lot in the process.
And they didnt pay us for staying, but we got a free lunch lol<|eor|><|sor|>Interested in how it goes and how the process is. What language?<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks! Its basically a whole-day (8 hr) coding test where you have to make a Java-based web application with a MySQL backend.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats hard core... usually my coding test takes less than 2 hours. If it takes more time usually they want you to do it at home in your free time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | RememberYou | eq5nl8t | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Had a phone interview with Amazon last week and I was pretty nervous. I clicked on the live coding link in my email when the interview began as instructed and every single thing I knew about coding just vanished from my brain. The guy was reading out the simple function hed like me to write and I was listening but it was like he was speaking Korean.
The solution was as simple as checking one array for the inclusion of an element in a second array. Checking for duplicates, basically. Simple stuff. Absolutely bottled it in front of two senior Amazon devs. Couldnt think, had no idea what to even start typing, mind was blank, all whilst two guys are breathing down the phone and watching your screen. I was so close to saying sorry for wasting your time, thanks for the opportunity, and hanging up before Id even typed anything.
In the end I stumbled through the exercise after having the task broken down into steps several times by the interviewer. Didnt get the job, obviously.
Anxiety can be a bitch, huh.<|eor|><|sor|>My friend went through the same exact thing. He had a coding interview with Amazon too; his test basically involved him to reverse an array without making a new array.
He freaked out and couldn't think of anything else but to make a new array. After the test the people on the phone told him that he just needed a for loop to switch the first element with the last element and so on.
He said the same exact thing you did. He apologized a lot and thanked them for their time. The Amazon devs told him this happens a lot and told him to keep up with interviews to get comfortable with the grove of things. This happens to everyone.
He now has a job offer over at Microsoft starting this fall. Keep it up, and you'll make it too.<|eor|><|sor|>Would these sorts of questions be common or the entire interview? Because we learnt how to do that stuff after four months of a software class in year 11. Wouldn't a job be a lot harder than switching stuff in an array around?<|eor|><|sor|>There were three coding questions total. The array one was one of the easy ones. The other two were much harder from what I remembered. I don't recall what they were unfortunately.
A lot of the questions required some from of thinking with data structures which most interviews are checking to see if your capable of doing them. If you have those down then your in better shape than most.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 126 |
programmerhumor | Ilikesmallthings2 | eq56kzt | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have an interview tomorrow, can relate to this so badly.
Edit: Forgot to mention, this was an intern position interview
Update: Hey all! For those of you who care, coding test went pretty well all things considered! I pretty much stayed the entire time but it honestly didnt seem that long. It was a cool project to do, I learned a lot in the process.
And they didnt pay us for staying, but we got a free lunch lol<|eor|><|sor|>Interested in how it goes and how the process is. What language?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 119 |
programmerhumor | atlanticsnipergod | eq57dih | <|sols|><|sot|>The truth has been spoken<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8de27t9een231.png<|eol|><|sor|>Have an interview tomorrow, can relate to this so badly.
Edit: Forgot to mention, this was an intern position interview
Update: Hey all! For those of you who care, coding test went pretty well all things considered! I pretty much stayed the entire time but it honestly didnt seem that long. It was a cool project to do, I learned a lot in the process.
And they didnt pay us for staying, but we got a free lunch lol<|eor|><|sor|>Interested in how it goes and how the process is. What language?<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks! Its basically a whole-day (8 hr) coding test where you have to make a Java-based web application with a MySQL backend.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats hard core... usually my coding test takes less than 2 hours. If it takes more time usually they want you to do it at home in your free time<|eor|><|sor|>Its not really 8 hours, well kind of. You come in at 9 and you get until 5 to get it working (which is 8 hours), but its possible to get it done sooner. Im hearing that on average it takes 6-7 hours so I dont know what to expect lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 101 |
programmerhumor | Napain_ | v32qtj | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,772 |
programmerhumor | LordAlfrey | iaw7n19 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So it's like bogosort, except it uses parallel timelines to multi-thread.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,492 |
programmerhumor | Thorusss | iaw0sny | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As far as we know, this is the trick the universe could be using to calculate all the complicated physics we see in real time.
We all benefit from the Survivorship Bias<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,306 |
programmerhumor | Thorusss | iaw5io4 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As far as we know, this is the trick the universe could be using to calculate all the complicated physics we see in real time.
We all benefit from the Survivorship Bias<|eor|><|sor|>So.. if a single lepton-quantum thingy somewhere at the far end of THIS universe would fail to do what it's supposed to our reality would just be scrapped in favor of the ones where it behaved? Is that what you're saying?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Exactly.
But no worries. You would not notice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 856 |
programmerhumor | AdequateElderberry | iaw5dyy | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As far as we know, this is the trick the universe could be using to calculate all the complicated physics we see in real time.
We all benefit from the Survivorship Bias<|eor|><|sor|>So.. if a single lepton-quantum thingy somewhere at the far end of THIS universe would fail to do what it's supposed to our reality would just be scrapped in favor of the ones where it behaved? Is that what you're saying?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 775 |
programmerhumor | CaptainTologist | iaw5181 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All fun and games until your pseudorandom number is consistent across universes and you annihilate existence.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 732 |
programmerhumor | pista_monsta | iaw2dgj | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The irony of this is that there is a universe where the input was already sorted and then you screwed it up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 537 |
programmerhumor | AdequateElderberry | iaw5n88 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As far as we know, this is the trick the universe could be using to calculate all the complicated physics we see in real time.
We all benefit from the Survivorship Bias<|eor|><|sor|>So.. if a single lepton-quantum thingy somewhere at the far end of THIS universe would fail to do what it's supposed to our reality would just be scrapped in favor of the ones where it behaved? Is that what you're saying?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Exactly.
But no worries. You would not notice.<|eor|><|sor|>Well I guess I've been sober long enough for today. If you'd excuse me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 487 |
programmerhumor | Hnnnnnn | iawjpgn | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So it's like bogosort, except it uses parallel timelines to multi-thread.<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed, the longest sequence of dependent operations is O(n) fork()s. However it's running O(2^n) threads so it might require a "peculiar" supercomputer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 347 |
programmerhumor | trxxruraxvr | iaw5n99 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>All fun and games until your pseudorandom number is consistent across universes and you annihilate existence.<|eor|><|sor|>Nobody will blame you if it does, so what's the problem?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 314 |
programmerhumor | VladVV | iawpkc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But too late they realize that the Copenhagen interpretation was correct after all.<|eor|><|sor|>De Broglie-Bohm mfs be like: you think reality is inherently made from probability functions? how tf was that your first assumption?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | Killer-of-Cats | iaw6x45 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The irony of this is that there is a universe where the input was already sorted and then you screwed it up.<|eor|><|sor|>No worries, there's also one where the randomize function does nothing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 223 |
programmerhumor | MarkusBerkel | iaww4in | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So it's like bogosort, except it uses parallel timelines to multi-thread.<|eor|><|sor|>Indeed, the longest sequence of dependent operations is O(n) fork()s. However it's running O(2^n) threads so it might require a "peculiar" supercomputer.<|eor|><|sor|>If by peculiar computer you mean the multiverse, then, yeah.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 203 |
programmerhumor | tortoll | iavzda8 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>OK, time complexity is O(1)... but at the cost of a space complexity of O()!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | code-panda | iaw6ue9 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As far as we know, this is the trick the universe could be using to calculate all the complicated physics we see in real time.
We all benefit from the Survivorship Bias<|eor|><|sor|>So.. if a single lepton-quantum thingy somewhere at the far end of THIS universe would fail to do what it's supposed to our reality would just be scrapped in favor of the ones where it behaved? Is that what you're saying?<|eor|><|sor|>Yes. Exactly.
But no worries. You would not notice.<|eor|><|sor|>Well I guess I've been sober long enough for today. If you'd excuse me.<|eor|><|sor|>It's 5 o'clock somewhere...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 168 |
programmerhumor | littleswenson | iawj5rt | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I prefer cosmic ray sort.
1. Check if array is sorted
2. If not, repeat
3. If so, done!
Maybe eventually enough cosmic rays will flip enough bits that it becomes sorted.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 150 |
programmerhumor | EnchantedCatto | iaw5lm5 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>lmao quantum suicide immortality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | HACKERcrombie | iawrbg3 | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But too late they realize that the Copenhagen interpretation was correct after all.<|eor|><|sor|>De Broglie-Bohm mfs be like: you think reality is inherently made from probability functions? how tf was that your first assumption?<|eor|><|sor|>You know science has gone too far when you need to mention poisoned cats to explain it to the general public.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | leo3065 | iavx3hq | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Seems like a movie plot to me<|eor|><|sor|>"What is our purpose? "
"Your world sort numbers for us and then get destroyed."
[No signal]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | Cualkiera67 | iawblkc | <|sols|><|sot|>this is funny<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/yt8c30twm5391.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But too late they realize that the Copenhagen interpretation was correct after all.<|eor|><|sor|>C*penhagen <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | BossdemON | l8kvg6 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,761 |
programmerhumor | AzuxirenLeadGuy | gld3j2y | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys please send me a video on JavaScript, I need to hack NASA on html in 3 days<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,357 |
programmerhumor | unnombreguay | gld56p3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys please send me a video on JavaScript, I need to hack NASA on html in 3 days<|eor|><|sor|>Try installing some CSS script, so they wont be able to get your IP<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | charles-lechair | gldb30p | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys please send me a video on JavaScript, I need to hack NASA on html in 3 days<|eor|><|sor|>Try installing some CSS script, so they wont be able to get your IP<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I already have ip its 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 512 |
programmerhumor | hotshot_amer | gldtutu | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys please send me a video on JavaScript, I need to hack NASA on html in 3 days<|eor|><|sor|>Try installing some CSS script, so they wont be able to get your IP<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I already have ip its 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, you must be localhost! Nice to meet you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 309 |
programmerhumor | ItzEpyc | gldxyyl | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys please send me a video on JavaScript, I need to hack NASA on html in 3 days<|eor|><|sor|>Try installing some CSS script, so they wont be able to get your IP<|eor|><|sor|>Lol I already have ip its 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|sor|>Ahh, you must be localhost! Nice to meet you!<|eor|><|sor|>ikr? He's so generous hosting our personal things under his unique ip and only making them accesible to us<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 178 |
programmerhumor | ryangass | gld25g4 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>drunken("Heute ist: {}").format(datum.heute())<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 153 |
programmerhumor | theshoeshiner84 | gld394u | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They exist, they just haven't been interpreted yet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | CAEZARLOV | gldb8em | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Hey thats my local language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | drunkenangryredditor | gle3fbs | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\\<|eor|><|sor|>Going by their upside down question mark i thought a new line would be "u/"<|eor|><|sor|>That's how you'd start a newline. Ending a line would still be /n.
u/"string goes here"/n<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | morsowy | gldatwy | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys please send me a video on JavaScript, I need to hack NASA on html in 3 days<|eor|><|sor|>Try installing some CSS script, so they wont be able to get your IP<|eor|><|sor|>CSS? I don't have any videos on that. But I did get something on C and ... I mean "C/C++". Will that do?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't bother with any C anymore, we've got D already, start there<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 85 |
programmerhumor | crutch_for_crotch | gldgn23 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once watched Teletubbies and now i can code in Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | Aconicks | gldzzam | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>\\<|eor|><|sor|>Going by their upside down question mark i thought a new line would be "u/"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | solan4x | gld7dd3 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sistema.Fuera.ImprimeLinea("LOL");<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 58 |
programmerhumor | MasterOfArmsIsGood | gld706r | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>system.out.printlin("swiper no swiping");<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | AlrikBunseheimer | gldo4vy | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys please send me a video on JavaScript, I need to hack NASA on html in 3 days<|eor|><|sor|>Try installing some CSS script, so they wont be able to get your IP<|eor|><|sor|>CSS? I don't have any videos on that. But I did get something on C and ... I mean "C/C++". Will that do?<|eor|><|sor|>Don't bother with any C anymore, we've got D already, start there<|eor|><|sor|>You're behind. F is already out.<|eor|><|sor|>How about F#? It's my favourite note on the piano.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | ButterLander2222 | gldhc42 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just watch some nature documentaries to learn Python.
Watch music lessons to learn C#.
And if youre learning Java, try watching videos about Indonesia.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 48 |
programmerhumor | Mysticpoisen | gldn8b8 | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Hey thats my local language<|eor|><|sor|>Wow 100 million native speakers, way bigger than I thought it was.
Do you speak it natively? Do you know what it's like learning a germanic language like English from that background? Sorry, I've never met a speaker from that language group, I'm curious!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 46 |
programmerhumor | ryjhelixir | gldjjhj | <|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://imgur.com/ZkINNdu.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>drunken("Heute ist: {}").format(datum.heute())<|eor|><|sor|>Error l.1: unknown syntax<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | TabCompletion | p6627v | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,753 |
programmerhumor | Toxic_Corona_20 | h9b3os3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. I too google professionally.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,372 |
programmerhumor | SabashChandraBose | h9bxl47 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. I too google professionally.<|eor|><|sor|>Girlfriend asked me if I "knew Excel".
I said, "Enough to get through life."
She had a term project due and wanted to sort a column by a reference sorted list. So I typed "Excel sort column reference list", read the first article, and followed the steps, sorted the column.
There was silence and she said, "Hmm."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,040 |
programmerhumor | kontekisuto | h9b4zrv | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I import csv and Excell sheets into a db using a script i wrote ..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 503 |
programmerhumor | ShodoDeka | h9b3hos | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair I also edit other things like emails.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 439 |
programmerhumor | jess-sch | h9btpgn | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair I also edit other things like emails.<|eor|><|sor|>emails are just text files with extra steps<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 287 |
programmerhumor | SabashChandraBose | h9bzk53 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. I too google professionally.<|eor|><|sor|>Girlfriend asked me if I "knew Excel".
I said, "Enough to get through life."
She had a term project due and wanted to sort a column by a reference sorted list. So I typed "Excel sort column reference list", read the first article, and followed the steps, sorted the column.
There was silence and she said, "Hmm."<|eor|><|sor|>How'd that work out for you?<|eor|><|sor|>She got 98 on the project. (edit: this just in: and A on the course)
I also had to help her write some regex stuff for some advanced filtering (how to detect two consecutive capital letters in the first name of a student and replace it with just one).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | spar_wors | h9b69nz | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You get to edit text? Nice. I have to edit Confluence docs all day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | h9azmg1 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
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[*The meme shows two images of Winnie the Pooh, with text to the right of each image. There is an imgflip watermark in the bottom left.*]
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[*On the top row is an image of Winnie the Pooh sitting in a chair, with an unimpressed look. On the right, the text reads:*]
i edit text files for a living
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[*On the bottom row; the same image of Winnie the Pooh, but with a tuxedo and a fancy expression. On the right, the text reads:*]
im a software engineer
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |
programmerhumor | CoffeePieAndHobbits | h9byol6 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. I too google professionally.<|eor|><|sor|>Girlfriend asked me if I "knew Excel".
I said, "Enough to get through life."
She had a term project due and wanted to sort a column by a reference sorted list. So I typed "Excel sort column reference list", read the first article, and followed the steps, sorted the column.
There was silence and she said, "Hmm."<|eor|><|sor|>How'd that work out for you?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | McCoovy | h9c6vae | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. I too google professionally.<|eor|><|sor|>Girlfriend asked me if I "knew Excel".
I said, "Enough to get through life."
She had a term project due and wanted to sort a column by a reference sorted list. So I typed "Excel sort column reference list", read the first article, and followed the steps, sorted the column.
There was silence and she said, "Hmm."<|eor|><|sor|>How'd that work out for you?<|eor|><|sor|>She got 98 on the project. (edit: this just in: and A on the course)
I also had to help her write some regex stuff for some advanced filtering (how to detect two consecutive capital letters in the first name of a student and replace it with just one).<|eor|><|sor|>FYI Excel has "Proper" function which will capitalize the first letter.<|eor|><|sor|>That regex solution is so overkill lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | gzilla57 | h9c36gq | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. I too google professionally.<|eor|><|sor|>Girlfriend asked me if I "knew Excel".
I said, "Enough to get through life."
She had a term project due and wanted to sort a column by a reference sorted list. So I typed "Excel sort column reference list", read the first article, and followed the steps, sorted the column.
There was silence and she said, "Hmm."<|eor|><|sor|>How'd that work out for you?<|eor|><|sor|>She got 98 on the project. (edit: this just in: and A on the course)
I also had to help her write some regex stuff for some advanced filtering (how to detect two consecutive capital letters in the first name of a student and replace it with just one).<|eor|><|sor|>FYI Excel has "Proper" function which will capitalize the first letter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | enzain | h9c0can | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You get to edit text? Nice. I have to edit Confluence docs all day.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah so hell does exists<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 134 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | h9bjlli | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
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[*The meme shows two images of Winnie the Pooh, with text to the right of each image. There is an imgflip watermark in the bottom left.*]
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[*On the top row is an image of Winnie the Pooh sitting in a chair, with an unimpressed look. On the right, the text reads:*]
i edit text files for a living
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[*On the bottom row; the same image of Winnie the Pooh, but with a tuxedo and a fancy expression. On the right, the text reads:*]
im a software engineer
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>>There is an imgflip watermark in the bottom left
Why did you want to add this lol?<|eor|><|sor|>Because when I didn't I used to get people complaining I missed part of the image a lot. Normally I wouldn't consider a watermark relevant, but if it shuts them up it's worth it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 120 |
programmerhumor | WishOnSpaceHardware | h9b0mn3 | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Software engineers \*clasping hands meme\* Authors<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 111 |
programmerhumor | Timinator01 | h9b3vdo | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>at least you can't be replaced by accountant.sh ... yet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | kry_some_more | h9bvi1b | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ah yes. I too google professionally.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes. I too play the keyboard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92 |
programmerhumor | Infinite__Power | h9b0iva | <|sols|><|sot|>It's a living<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/mpincPj.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Meme*
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[*The meme shows two images of Winnie the Pooh, with text to the right of each image. There is an imgflip watermark in the bottom left.*]
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[*On the top row is an image of Winnie the Pooh sitting in a chair, with an unimpressed look. On the right, the text reads:*]
i edit text files for a living
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[*On the bottom row; the same image of Winnie the Pooh, but with a tuxedo and a fancy expression. On the right, the text reads:*]
im a software engineer
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|sor|>Good human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 90 |
programmerhumor | ronoroa_zoro_ | yqdmqs | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,738 |
programmerhumor | ur8moms | ivo1rjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me Omw to add negative numbers and travel back in time <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,349 |
programmerhumor | Vineyard_ | ivobey4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me Omw to add negative numbers and travel back in time <|eor|><|sor|>Now *that*'s some serious optimization.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,905 |
programmerhumor | coffeewithalex | ivnxltu | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Nice! And you did it in O(m+n) complexity! So rare to find his linear algorithms these days...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,219 |
programmerhumor | DaMarkiM | ivnypuc | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|sor|>the legacy code they told you not to touch<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,070 |
programmerhumor | vjb_reddit_scrap | ivo2gr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|sor|>[Sleep sort](https://rosettacode.org/wiki/Sorting_algorithms/Sleep_sort):
from asyncio import run, sleep, wait
from sys import argv
async def f(n):
await sleep(n)
print(n)
if __name__ == '__main__':
run(wait(map(f, map(int, argv[1:]))))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 895 |
programmerhumor | Mclean_Tom_ | ivoi8fl | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me Omw to add negative numbers and travel back in time <|eor|><|sor|>Now *that*'s some serious optimization.<|eor|><|sor|>O(-n)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 838 |
programmerhumor | bespectacledbengal | ivo88px | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|sor|>the legacy code they told you not to touch<|eor|><|sor|>the guy who wrote this has a level nine unix beard so you better not touch it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 430 |
programmerhumor | DuploJamaal | ivo0szj | <|sols|><|sot|>Evil a + b<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jw8ode019wy91.png<|eol|><|sor|>`fun add(a: Int, b: Int): Int = if (b == 0) { a } else if (a == 0) { b } else { add(a xor b, (a and b) shl 1) }`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 405 |
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