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programmerhumor | towcar | jaf2x46 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>>Install arch Linux with me while in a hot tub - April 2nd, 2023
I like my job, but if I get fired this year... 100% you'll find me on twitch centering a div in a speedo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 232 |
programmerhumor | BigBeagleEars | jafm2tt | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she looks like a minecraft creeper.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. That was my first thought. It took me a sec to realize what it was.<|eor|><|sor|>What is it? I really dont get it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | Little_Duckling | jaexcqd | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost rises to the level of Bat Villain<|eor|><|sor|>Riddle me this: on June 14th in commit *ad6f85h* you added a commit fixes looping issue. Explain in detail what was fixed and why that was the best way to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>HA! Trick question! There is no "h" in a commit SHA!<|eor|><|sor|>I guess the bus full of middle schoolers is safe for today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | zoinkability | jaepmkp | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it ok if I think it looks kinda sexy?<|eor|><|sor|>Nothin' sexier than a full commit history<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 184 |
programmerhumor | The100thIdiot | jaebm36 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"hot person at work" XD<|eor|><|sor|>True self confidence.
All respect to her.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 169 |
programmerhumor | darin_thompson | ewk5l7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,816 |
programmerhumor | xigoi | fg2x48c | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,588 |
programmerhumor | puckmcpuck | fg2yxo8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|sor|>Java Runtime Environment covers all of them!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,255 |
programmerhumor | TGotAReddit | fg2zrfo | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|sor|>Java Runtime Environment covers all of them!<|eor|><|sor|>Except for the ones in Bedrock Edition.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh look everyone, the person who plays Bedrock edition<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 622 |
programmerhumor | xigoi | fg2z4ih | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|sor|>Java Runtime Environment covers all of them!<|eor|><|sor|>Except for the ones in Bedrock Edition.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 503 |
programmerhumor | bziggs | fg2uzyp | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>One is a pain in the ass to work with, the other is hostile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 242 |
programmerhumor | gnsoria | fg2rp6p | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 204 |
programmerhumor | Naktsvilks | fg2zv21 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|sor|>Java Runtime Environment covers all of them!<|eor|><|sor|>Except for the ones in Bedrock Edition.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh look everyone, the person who plays Bedrock edition<|eor|><|sor|>[There are dozens of us!](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dozens_of_us_arrested_development.gif) ^^^^Totally ^^^^didn't ^^^^reply ^^^^to ^^^^the ^^^^wrong ^^^^comment ^^^^beforehand<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | five_iron | fg30k54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Production?<|eor|><|sor|>QA
Staging<|eor|><|sor|>Yes like he said, production<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112 |
programmerhumor | dark_mode_everything | fg2xl5x | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Production?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 102 |
programmerhumor | Kostuzio | fg2xtjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Nice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | WattefuxX | fg31c34 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|sor|>Java Runtime Environment covers all of them!<|eor|><|sor|>Except for the ones in Bedrock Edition.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh look everyone, the person who plays Bedrock edition<|eor|><|sor|>I don't, just pointed out that not all Minecraft is Java<|eor|><|sor|>I'd like to say that not all Java is Minecraft.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 78 |
programmerhumor | DigitalFlame | fg3bps0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|sor|>Java Runtime Environment covers all of them!<|eor|><|sor|>Except for the ones in Bedrock Edition.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh look everyone, the person who plays Bedrock edition<|eor|><|sor|>[There are dozens of us!](https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dozens_of_us_arrested_development.gif) ^^^^Totally ^^^^didn't ^^^^reply ^^^^to ^^^^the ^^^^wrong ^^^^comment ^^^^beforehand<|eor|><|sor|>I have both Bedrock (4 different platforms) and Java. I dont care for mods (besides shaders and texture packs) because they either arent officially supported or detract from core gameplay (exploration and building). Bedrock also runs better on my laptop, plus cross-platform play allows me to take my world with me on the go or play with friends across different platforms, so to me I see no real reason to play the Java version.<|eor|><|sor|>Java edition just has a higher barrier of entry that your average person doesn't care to deal with. I personally can't stand the monetization of community creations nor can I stand the idea of paying for shaders and skins when I can either create my own or use someone else's creation free of charge.
I also disagree with the idea that mods detract from the core gameplay. There are so many mods that do nothing but expand on Minecraft's core gameplay in fun and interesting way. Theres dozens that will maintain the exact same gameplay loop as vanilla but with more things to collect and craft.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | AndyGHK | fg33qgc | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|sor|>Who forgets jungle<|eor|><|sor|>Who forgets Nether (Hell) and End biomes?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | auxiliary-character | fg3hk7d | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That previous comment wasn't even close to naming all Minecraft biomes<|eor|><|sor|>Ocean, Plains, Desert, Mountains, Forest, Taiga, Swamp, River, Nether, The End, Frozen Ocean, Frozen River, Snowy Tundra, Snowy Mountains, Mushroom Fields, Mushroom Field Shore, Beach, Desert Hills, Wooded Hills, Taiga Hills, Mountain Edge, Jungle, Jungle Hills, Jungle Edge, Deep Ocean, Stone Shore, Snowy Beach, Birch Forest, Birch Forest Hills, Dark Forest, Snowy Taiga, Snowy Taiga Hills, Giant Tree Taiga, Giant Tree Taiga Hills, Wooded Mountains, Savanna, Savanna Plateau, Badlands, Wooded Badlands Plateau, Badlands Plateau, Small End Islands, End Midlands, End Highlands, End Barrens, Warm Ocean, Lukewarm Ocean, Cold Ocean, Deep Warm Ocean, Deep Lukewarm Ocean, Deep Cold Ocean, Deep Frozen Ocean, The Void, Sunflower Plains, Desert Lakes, Gravelly Mountains, Flower Forest, Taiga Mountains, Swamp Hills, Ice Spikes, Modified Jungle, Modified Jungle Edge, Tall Birch Forest, Tall Birch Hills, Dark Forest Hills, Snowy Taiga Mountains, Giant Spruce Taiga, Giant Spruce Taiga Hills, Gravelly Mountains+, Shattered Savanna, Shattered Savanna Plateau, Eroded Badlands, Modified Wooded Badlands Plateau, Modified Badlands Plateau, Bamboo Jungle, Bamboo Jungle Hills<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 57 |
programmerhumor | iridescentPancake | fg2wjik | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python virtual?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 55 |
programmerhumor | NobodyJustBrad | fg376n4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I thought they were Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 42 |
programmerhumor | kenybz | fg2zzug | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Production?<|eor|><|sor|>QA
Staging<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | Mad_Jack18 | fg319bo | <|sols|><|sot|>Saw this in the wild.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/57rrkies52e41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference?<|eor|><|sor|>One is a pain in the ass to work with, the other is hostile.<|eor|><|sor|>Why not both?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 38 |
programmerhumor | JAVA-NANI | zwg10i | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,804 |
programmerhumor | Anut__ | j1uo0kz | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fixed shit
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Perfect description<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,062 |
programmerhumor | Typesalot | j1v901z | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fixed shit
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Perfect description<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit:
didn't fix shit
10362 lines added, 28473 removed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,203 |
programmerhumor | SelfRefDev | j1ufyn7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As long as it includes #issue_number I'm fine with any message.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 843 |
programmerhumor | Intelligent_Event_84 | j1ve0ch | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As long as it includes #issue_number I'm fine with any message.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah #3759 - fixed shit let me check out that task.
*looks up task id*
Task: #3759 Fix shit
Description: We have some shit we need to fix
AC: Shit should be working<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 711 |
programmerhumor | dubbsmqt | j1uhmlh | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The word "various" does a lot of lifting for me. "Fixed various issues"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 618 |
programmerhumor | mackiea | j1va0jm | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fixed shit
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Perfect description<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit:
didn't fix shit
10362 lines added, 28473 removed<|eor|><|sor|>Next:
Unfuckulated the shit I fucked in the last commit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 565 |
programmerhumor | olssoneerz | j1ukflk | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My git commit messages are the closest thing I have to a diary nowadays. You can definitely see how my day is going through my commit messages lol.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 474 |
programmerhumor | Vicction | j1umeyy | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The word "various" does a lot of lifting for me. "Fixed various issues"<|eor|><|sor|>But "Fixed various shits" sounds oddly specific.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 312 |
programmerhumor | KrabbyPattyCereal | j1uwca5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fixed shit
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Perfect description<|eor|><|sor|>Mine are always so dumb. Add the base functionality where I added literally all of the code in one sitting from a blank boilerplate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | DaiTaHomer | j1vb4hh | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fixed shit
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Perfect description<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit:
didn't fix shit
10362 lines added, 28473 removed<|eor|><|sor|>Next:
Unfuckulated the shit I fucked in the last commit<|eor|><|sor|>git revert HEAD
git push origin retard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 238 |
programmerhumor | Sekret_One | j1ukh7w | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git messages should be ~~present~~ imperative not past tense, so `fix shit`
edit: brain forgot grammar terms for a moment.
See https://gist.github.com/robertpainsi/b632364184e70900af4ab688decf6f53<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | gwicksted | j1vilun | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As long as it includes #issue_number I'm fine with any message.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah #3759 - fixed shit let me check out that task.
*looks up task id*
Task: #3759 Fix shit
Description: We have some shit we need to fix
AC: Shit should be working<|eor|><|sor|>See diff for shit that was fixed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | Juffin | j1vphhq | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As long as it includes #issue_number I'm fine with any message.<|eor|><|sor|>Ah #3759 - fixed shit let me check out that task.
*looks up task id*
Task: #3759 Fix shit
Description: We have some shit we need to fix
AC: Shit should be working<|eor|><|sor|>See diff for shit that was fixed.<|eor|><|sor|>\- shit that wasn't working
\+ shit that works<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | xignaceh | j1wb0jr | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fixed shit
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Perfect description<|eor|><|sor|>Next commit:
didn't fix shit
10362 lines added, 28473 removed<|eor|><|sor|>Next:
Unfuckulated the shit I fucked in the last commit<|eor|><|sor|>git revert HEAD
git push origin retard<|eor|><|sor|>The branch 'retard' has not been found. Perform 'git branch retard' to create<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 121 |
programmerhumor | MyAntichrist | j1uqqov | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As long as it includes #issue_number I'm fine with any message.<|eor|><|sor|>You're saying that like the standard "issue tracker" isn't a group mailbox (and with some luck, even email) that nobody reads anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 91 |
programmerhumor | OldJournalist4 | j1ver4q | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My git commit messages are the closest thing I have to a diary nowadays. You can definitely see how my day is going through my commit messages lol.<|eor|><|sor|>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KjYBh7rq0-Y<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | LightVelox | j1uzozj | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fixed shit
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Perfect description<|eor|><|sor|>Mine are always so dumb. Add the base functionality where I added literally all of the code in one sitting from a blank boilerplate.<|eor|><|sor|>I usually do 3 or 4 things and just put the last as the name of issue, for example: Interface done, All API Controllers done, Authentication added, Fixed a small bug in one controller -> Controllers fixed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | Ok_Time8560 | j1v7ykg | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Here's a secret that Big Commit doesn't want you to know. One little git alias is all you need:
yolo = !git add -A && git commit -m \"$(curl -s whatthecommit.com/index.txt)\" && git push -f origin HEAD:main<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | PG-Noob | j1unsgv | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>git messages should be ~~present~~ imperative not past tense, so `fix shit`
edit: brain forgot grammar terms for a moment.
See https://gist.github.com/robertpainsi/b632364184e70900af4ab688decf6f53<|eor|><|sor|>Why present and not past?<|eor|><|sor|>It's just convention I think to standardise messages. What I learned is actually to use "imperative mood" starting with a verb in present tense.
Starting with a verb defo helps to make simple and concise messages. The past or present part seems more like convention to me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68 |
programmerhumor | RichestMangInBabylon | j1vn1tk | <|sols|><|sot|>Yes it is really good<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x4zc2vli3g8a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>fixed shit
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Perfect description<|eor|><|sor|>Mine are always so dumb. Add the base functionality where I added literally all of the code in one sitting from a blank boilerplate.<|eor|><|sor|>Add functionality
Add tests
Code cleanup
Basically all my PRs end up looking like that. I should probably break it down more but we just end up squashing anyways so who cares.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | sr4turza | xpehuy | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,793 |
programmerhumor | Danda_Nakka | iq3ghea | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most valuable lessons I learnt in my engineering degree are generally how computers work(like the compilers, logic gates, network). And also algorithms, data structure. It was never a programming language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,371 |
programmerhumor | cgyguy81 | iq3x5mh | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Science != Programming<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,463 |
programmerhumor | iunderstandthings | iq3nlec | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google: "how to align a div vertically"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,370 |
programmerhumor | ciuciunatorr | iq3w8xm | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love how people think CS is all centered around programming or one language <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 630 |
programmerhumor | roughstylez | iq4f80n | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Science != Programming<|eor|><|sor|>It's like graphic design and psychology.
Graphic design is built upon psychology. But you don't want a graphic designer as therapist, and you don't want a psychologist to design your posters.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 463 |
programmerhumor | Odd-Car-4047 | iq43fya | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google: "how to align a div vertically"<|eor|><|sor|>I swear. And 4 times a day at that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 460 |
programmerhumor | BorgClown | iq5dafb | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most valuable lessons I learnt in my engineering degree are generally how computers work(like the compilers, logic gates, network). And also algorithms, data structure. It was never a programming language<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>- Employer: Forget everything you learned at school.
- New hire: I didn't go to school, great!
- Employer: Sorry, you're underqualified.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 357 |
programmerhumor | soulsssx3 | iq4ecjs | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google: "how to align a div vertically"<|eor|><|sor|>I swear. And 4 times a day at that.<|eor|><|sor|>I use tailwind. My strategy sometimes is to just dump every center related tag I can think of
<div tw="place-content-center place-items-center items-center self-center place-self-center text-center justify-center object-center" ><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 244 |
programmerhumor | Soonnk | iq4nz31 | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most valuable lessons I learnt in my engineering degree are generally how computers work(like the compilers, logic gates, network). And also algorithms, data structure. It was never a programming language<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>But knowing them makes it fairly easy to adapt to any technology instead of feeling out of place every time a A-language library is not used the same as the B-language equivalent one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | enfier | iq4prsr | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computer Science != Programming<|eor|><|sor|>Learning to code is like learning English.
Programming is more like writing a novel.
In some colleges, Computer Science basically is programming and application development. My college was very practically oriented and made sure they taught us software engineering skills. We also had to do the algorithms and complexity analysis and discreet math and all of that. But they did understand that most of us were there to learn programming, not math and were going to be programming after we left college.
They were also in the process of creating a "Computer Software Engineering" degree that was solely focused on building software. I assume that drops a lot of the advanced math courses.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 215 |
programmerhumor | Papellll | iq3kn2e | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>US developers\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 206 |
programmerhumor | helgur | iq43who | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most valuable lessons I learnt in my engineering degree are generally how computers work(like the compilers, logic gates, network). And also algorithms, data structure. It was never a programming language<|eor|><|sor|>> how computers work(like the compilers, logic gates, network). And also algorithms, data structure
\*takes notes\*
\*plots the words into the youtube search bar\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 195 |
programmerhumor | micka190 | iq4g4rj | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Google: "how to align a div vertically"<|eor|><|sor|>I swear. And 4 times a day at that.<|eor|><|sor|>I use tailwind. My strategy sometimes is to just dump every center related tag I can think of
<div tw="place-content-center place-items-center items-center self-center place-self-center text-center justify-center object-center" ><|eor|><|sor|> <div class=flex items-center justify-center>
<div>This is centered</div>
</div>
Is much simpler.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 171 |
programmerhumor | TheGangsterrapper | iq3w91f | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>NFT avatar detected --> opinion discarded.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 158 |
programmerhumor | Sharkytrs | iq3ulz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most valuable lessons I learnt in my engineering degree are generally how computers work(like the compilers, logic gates, network). And also algorithms, data structure. It was never a programming language<|eor|><|sor|>it was [nandgame.com](https://nandgame.com) wasnt it.....
for me it was simpler times, an 80's micro computer was much easier to figure out how it worked than modern PC's with layers of modules that all some how do a waltz and throw stuff at the screen.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | EveningMoose | iq3l9g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>CoLlEgE bAd is my favorite opinion from underwater basket weaving degree holders, and people who have never set foot in a college classroom.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 145 |
programmerhumor | ObsidianSpectre | iq4jz01 | <|sols|><|sot|>here we go again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5fdbqmkz2eq91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The most valuable lessons I learnt in my engineering degree are generally how computers work(like the compilers, logic gates, network). And also algorithms, data structure. It was never a programming language<|eor|><|sor|>I sometimes do hiring interviews, and I literally do not care what languages an applicant knows, as long as there's one or more listed. Any decent software engineer can learn new languages on the fly, so if you don't know the language for my project I just expect you to learn it after you're hired. This idea that CS is about learning a language kinda falls into that Dijkstra quote:
> Computer Science is no more about computers, than astronomy is about telescopes.
\- Edsgar Dijkstra<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 122 |
programmerhumor | SalazarRED | mn239r | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,789 |
programmerhumor | xryaxn | gtv5h02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Today it was actually a '>'<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 547 |
programmerhumor | merlinsbeers | gtvrtwa | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had me in the main() function, not gonna lie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 389 |
programmerhumor | ech0_matrix | gtvhceg | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys there's a compiler between my legs<|eor|><|sor|>Compil'er?! I barely know 'er!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | MysteriousShadow__ | gtvdils | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guys there's a compiler between my legs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | x08g548 | gtvyzor | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Today it was actually a '>'<|eor|><|sor|>But did it take you 2hrs 15m to figure out?
I regret nothing. And still took a long lunch.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | LargeHard0nCollider | gtwanji | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just a `{` looking for his `}`
Would actually be a pretty good nerd tinder line<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 234 |
programmerhumor | TheMarvelMan | gtv7dw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Good Organic Human<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 214 |
programmerhumor | IEP_Esy | gtwouoe | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had me in the main() function, not gonna lie.<|eor|><|sor|>Them: Worst she can say is no.
She: return 0;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | LoGlo3 | gtvoopq | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Good Organic Human<|eor|><|sor|>What is a non-organic human?<|eor|><|sor|>Any of the Kardashians<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 182 |
programmerhumor | killerrin | gtvzc8u | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Today it was actually a '>'<|eor|><|sor|>But did it take you 2hrs 15m to figure out?
I regret nothing. And still took a long lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Somedays you just have bad days. Other times you just have to stand up and leave for the day because you're clearly not thinking straight<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 154 |
programmerhumor | sethboy66 | gtw104t | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Today it was actually a '>'<|eor|><|sor|>But did it take you 2hrs 15m to figure out?
I regret nothing. And still took a long lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Somedays you just have bad days. Other times you just have to stand up and leave for the day because you're clearly not thinking straight<|eor|><|sor|>Sleeping on it is a legitimate strategy. My sleeping brain's reorganization has solved so many problems for me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 107 |
programmerhumor | NIndependantVariable | gtvolmb | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>Good Organic Human<|eor|><|sor|>What is a non-organic human?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 83 |
programmerhumor | jackinsomniac | gtw24ka | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Today it was actually a '>'<|eor|><|sor|>But did it take you 2hrs 15m to figure out?
I regret nothing. And still took a long lunch.<|eor|><|sor|>Somedays you just have bad days. Other times you just have to stand up and leave for the day because you're clearly not thinking straight<|eor|><|sor|>Sleeping on it is a legitimate strategy. My sleeping brain's reorganization has solved so many problems for me.<|eor|><|sor|>It's especially enlightening upon review of your tired-brain's code. "Ok I know I was stuck here, but... what's this? That's not even the right var name! Christ, maybe that 1.5 hr rabbit hole I went down last night was pointless, I probably had the right solution on first try... Yep, look at that, everything is working now..."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | Afraid-Jury | gtwtj6q | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just a `{` looking for his `}`
Would actually be a pretty good nerd tinder line<|eor|><|sor|>Testing on my tinder, I'll let you know how it goes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | SargeanTravis | gtv3mkb | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Nice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 63 |
programmerhumor | SalazarRED | gtv03zs | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[Source](https://twitter.com/TartanLlama/status/1380194458394841089?s=19)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | Piguy3141592653589 | gtwqrum | <|sols|><|sot|>Looking for a match<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2gkwbnq6q0s61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had me in the main() function, not gonna lie.<|eor|><|sor|>Them: Worst she can say is no.
She: return 0;<|eor|><|sor|>exit(126);<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 51 |
programmerhumor | MeityMeister | dbe662 | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,792 |
programmerhumor | JohnCenaThe46th | f20tijo | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,866 |
programmerhumor | mregger | f20upqg | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|sor|>Reboots pc, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 580 |
programmerhumor | Machination_99 | f20uo7q | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a professor talk about this idea, that when you're debugging, you have to realize that it's not the code/computer's problem. It's doing exactly what it's told to do. More so, it's *your* problem that you're giving the wrong instructions.
Edit: Ok so I'm getting a lot of comments that point out some weird shit that happens which might mean it's not actually *your* fault. I'm sure the statement was just a really general one meant to help us students stay out of the mentality that there's nothing we can do about our code. It's not like a child that acts up for illogical reasons. It's a computer so there's some logic as to why the code is not working properly and we just need to figure that out to fix it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 461 |
programmerhumor | drakeremoray0 | f21pw1g | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What the FUCK why are you setting it to THAT what the FUCK is this stupid compil- oh its my fault<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 368 |
programmerhumor | LeadStuffer | f21k5eg | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A computer will do exactly what you tell it to do, which is not necessarily what you want it to do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | Hexalocamve | f21qzcf | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|sor|>Reboots pc, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes cpu, ram, storage and adds a new graphic card, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes electricity and internet provider, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 277 |
programmerhumor | LeftBlank27 | f21zug2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|sor|>Reboots pc, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes cpu, ram, storage and adds a new graphic card, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes electricity and internet provider, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Rewrites laws of physics, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 235 |
programmerhumor | TheCameronMaster464 | f222pep | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|sor|>Reboots pc, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes cpu, ram, storage and adds a new graphic card, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes electricity and internet provider, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Rewrites laws of physics, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Waits for the Heat Death of the Universe, and then the Big Bang to happen again, but still refuses to make changes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | Mr_Redstoner | f21ihit | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a professor talk about this idea, that when you're debugging, you have to realize that it's not the code/computer's problem. It's doing exactly what it's told to do. More so, it's *your* problem that you're giving the wrong instructions.
Edit: Ok so I'm getting a lot of comments that point out some weird shit that happens which might mean it's not actually *your* fault. I'm sure the statement was just a really general one meant to help us students stay out of the mentality that there's nothing we can do about our code. It's not like a child that acts up for illogical reasons. It's a computer so there's some logic as to why the code is not working properly and we just need to figure that out to fix it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Or better yet when the library is doing something it shouldn't be doing, because there's a bug you aren't yet aware of.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 175 |
programmerhumor | Merlord | f22p189 | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What the FUCK why are you setting it to THAT what the FUCK is this stupid compil- oh its my fault<|eor|><|sor|>You ever get to the point where you seriously question the laws of cause and effect?
I set it to THIS and I print THIS, but you print THAT. There are GOBLINS IN MY COMPUTE-Oh I was editing the wrong function<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 163 |
programmerhumor | vancity- | f22473y | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I had a professor talk about this idea, that when you're debugging, you have to realize that it's not the code/computer's problem. It's doing exactly what it's told to do. More so, it's *your* problem that you're giving the wrong instructions.
Edit: Ok so I'm getting a lot of comments that point out some weird shit that happens which might mean it's not actually *your* fault. I'm sure the statement was just a really general one meant to help us students stay out of the mentality that there's nothing we can do about our code. It's not like a child that acts up for illogical reasons. It's a computer so there's some logic as to why the code is not working properly and we just need to figure that out to fix it.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Or better yet when the library is doing something it shouldn't be doing, because there's a bug you aren't yet aware of.<|eor|><|sor|>But we can all agree its not my God-awful code that's the problem here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 132 |
programmerhumor | conancat | f226pv9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|sor|>Reboots pc, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes cpu, ram, storage and adds a new graphic card, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes electricity and internet provider, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Rewrites laws of physics, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Waits for the Heat Death of the Universe, and then the Big Bang to happen again, but still refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>veer into the darkest corners of my tormented soul and find nothing resembling anything of a heart, but still refuses to make changes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 114 |
programmerhumor | conancat | f226to5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|sor|>Works. Because its a timing bug.<|eor|><|sor|>in the wise words of one of my seniors, if it works only sometimes, then it doesn't fucking work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 86 |
programmerhumor | coranos2 | f2250x2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|sor|>Works. Because its a timing bug.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 79 |
programmerhumor | CerberusQc | f228pe9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tries to run again, without making any changes<|eor|><|sor|>Reboots pc, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes cpu, ram, storage and adds a new graphic card, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Changes electricity and internet provider, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Rewrites laws of physics, but refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Waits for the Heat Death of the Universe, and then the Big Bang to happen again, but still refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>veer into the darkest corners of my tormented soul and find nothing resembling anything of a heart, but still refuses to make changes<|eor|><|sor|>Well... that escalated... slowly...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 75 |
programmerhumor | Bgeezyy | f224c9w | <|sols|><|sot|>Beginner or not, this happens a lot<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/cDELZhG.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Your code can only do exactly what it was programmed to do.<|eor|><|sor|>*laughs ominously in AI*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 71 |
programmerhumor | varun2710 | lswk9r | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,784 |
programmerhumor | Bitter_sweet_symphon | gotqmf9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The documentation is super intuitive, we do not need code examples for our api.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3ynhg1izctj61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wait, you, guys, have documentation? The code is self-explanatory is usually the answer I hear <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,122 |
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