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programmerhumor | chooxy | egdisk7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is 4:09 and I literally just finished doing this.<|eor|><|soopr|>The prophecy holds true<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's always debugging time somewhere in the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 70 |
programmerhumor | 69_Beers_Later | egdh3op | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*you're <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | walker-22 | egdjhwf | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So I'm not the only one who can get stuck on one thing for a day in a project and go to sleep wanting to cry? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | UnluckyVeterinarian | egdoep7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>when they asked why it looked like nothing was getting done.
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damn i'm so thankful for having a manager who codes and doesn't asks this shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | Templar3lf | egdin8g | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally me right now. <|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you'd make progress if you weren't getting distracted by reddit.<|eor|><|soopr|>Its compiling<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh. Carry on.<|eor|><|sor|>I assume a direct reference to [xkcd/303/](https://www.xkcd.com/303/)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | Miekertje365 | egdgsgd | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's the circle of buuuug
That moves us alllllll
Through despair and... despair
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | peeves91 | egdums6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>when they asked why it looked like nothing was getting done.
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damn i'm so thankful for having a manager who codes and doesn't asks this shit<|eor|><|sor|>SAME. My manager was a firmware engineer re engineer for 15 years, so not only does he understand the problems coders have, when he's in a meeting with all of us, we can use as technical terms as we want because he gets them.
It's so nice. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 32 |
programmerhumor | reflectiveSingleton | egdka4v | <|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I usually show people this anytime I have to explain the term 'yak shaving' <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 30 |
programmerhumor | unnombreguay | xco3a3 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,844 |
programmerhumor | bolderdash | io6lxky | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bombed a technical interview once because my brain decided to take a massive dump and I forgot what an "executor service" is. I had also briefly forgotten what you call an "Arduino Board" (among a few other technical parts) because the non-technical users at my job (at the time) just called it a "microcontroller" non-stop.
For a solid 30 minutes I fumbled and my brain just decided to deflate itself. It happens to everyone.
That said, I've found that interviews that focus less on running down a list of questions out of a book, or taking a quiz, and more on having a conversation about the position and technologies result in finding the better candidate for both the employer and employee.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,431 |
programmerhumor | Bailyleo987 | io6e8wv | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,388 |
programmerhumor | megamanxoxo | io7n2ur | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Please study every algorithm and data structure possibility so that we can give you esoteric and arbitrary questions that you will never ever do in your day job. Once hired please implement these CRUD methods in our basic bitch microservice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 620 |
programmerhumor | BoBoBearDev | io6pvkf | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bombed a technical interview once because my brain decided to take a massive dump and I forgot what an "executor service" is. I had also briefly forgotten what you call an "Arduino Board" (among a few other technical parts) because the non-technical users at my job (at the time) just called it a "microcontroller" non-stop.
For a solid 30 minutes I fumbled and my brain just decided to deflate itself. It happens to everyone.
That said, I've found that interviews that focus less on running down a list of questions out of a book, or taking a quiz, and more on having a conversation about the position and technologies result in finding the better candidate for both the employer and employee.<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously if they expect you to answer "arduino board", they are not good employers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | lachlanhunt | io7qx11 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|sor|>I had that experience with Google. The whole process was a complete mess, including the interviewers missing multiple scheduled interviews. After I finally did the coding interview, the next I heard was months later when I receive a survey request asking about my experience. I gave them a terrible review.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 442 |
programmerhumor | DumbledoresGay69 | io7sqn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys are getting rejections? I just never hear back.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 339 |
programmerhumor | bolderdash | io708nx | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bombed a technical interview once because my brain decided to take a massive dump and I forgot what an "executor service" is. I had also briefly forgotten what you call an "Arduino Board" (among a few other technical parts) because the non-technical users at my job (at the time) just called it a "microcontroller" non-stop.
For a solid 30 minutes I fumbled and my brain just decided to deflate itself. It happens to everyone.
That said, I've found that interviews that focus less on running down a list of questions out of a book, or taking a quiz, and more on having a conversation about the position and technologies result in finding the better candidate for both the employer and employee.<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously if they expect you to answer "arduino board", they are not good employers.<|eor|><|sor|>My take away that they weren't good employers was the list of questions as if I was taking a test in my old comp-sci classes. Anyone can spew back info from a book, and that's all they wanted to hear.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | MysicPlato | io72gor | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How can IT people be rejected in the current job market?<|eor|><|sor|>Because the majority of the demand is for senior level candidates, not juniors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 226 |
programmerhumor | Weird_Fisherman4423 | io75euz | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who doesn't love 4 hour long technical interviews, followed by an upper management psych evaluation for the right answers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | Snoo74401 | io7yb58 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Please study every algorithm and data structure possibility so that we can give you esoteric and arbitrary questions that you will never ever do in your day job. Once hired please implement these CRUD methods in our basic bitch microservice.<|eor|><|sor|>"Make the button bigger! And more green. That's the wrong shade of green."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 197 |
programmerhumor | Ksevio | io7chle | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, you should have billed them for your time.<|eor|><|sor|>Why? They're not going to pay and it just wastes more time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | chhuang | io7ec78 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How can IT people be rejected in the current job market?<|eor|><|sor|>Because the majority of the demand is for senior level candidates, not juniors.<|eor|><|sor|>here's the fix:
Because the majority of the demand is for senior level candidates **with junior salary**, not juniors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | YellowOnline | io6dgd6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How can IT people be rejected in the current job market?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | crowcawer | io7lhtk | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, you should have billed them for your time.<|eor|><|sor|>Why? They're not going to pay and it just wastes more time<|eor|><|sor|>Any lawyers here?<|eor|><|sor|>I read the documentation on GitHub.
I am the lawyer now.
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | yufie76 | io7sts0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|sor|>I had that experience with Google. The whole process was a complete mess, including the interviewers missing multiple scheduled interviews. After I finally did the coding interview, the next I heard was months later when I receive a survey request asking about my experience. I gave them a terrible review.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you get any follow up from them regarding your review?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 141 |
programmerhumor | AquaticAntibiotic | io78h45 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bombed a technical interview once because my brain decided to take a massive dump and I forgot what an "executor service" is. I had also briefly forgotten what you call an "Arduino Board" (among a few other technical parts) because the non-technical users at my job (at the time) just called it a "microcontroller" non-stop.
For a solid 30 minutes I fumbled and my brain just decided to deflate itself. It happens to everyone.
That said, I've found that interviews that focus less on running down a list of questions out of a book, or taking a quiz, and more on having a conversation about the position and technologies result in finding the better candidate for both the employer and employee.<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously if they expect you to answer "arduino board", they are not good employers.<|eor|><|sor|>My take away that they weren't good employers was the list of questions as if I was taking a test in my old comp-sci classes. Anyone can spew back info from a book, and that's all they wanted to hear.<|eor|><|sor|>Modern interviews drive me nuts for this reason. They are structured like tests for your candidate as opposed to sitting down, human to human, and talking with a person along with some predetermined questions to find out if they are a good fit for a role. I think a part of the reason is they dont want to have any disparity between interviews. So they increase the complexity since youre taking away the ability to adapt your interview to your candidate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139 |
programmerhumor | FartPudding | io7zfm0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys are getting rejections? I just never hear back.<|eor|><|sor|>It just keeps me hope, it's been 5 years maybe they're just very slow at it. No news is not bad news, right... right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 133 |
programmerhumor | Mitoni | io7huji | <|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just pulled the wildcard last week.
* Initial screening interview with internal recruiter
* Interview with the product VP for a general meet n greet
* Interview with CTO
* ~~Coding challenge/example~~ CTO liked me so much after we talked for over an hour, made an offer the next day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | murageh | p4tbde | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,837 |
programmerhumor | DerKnerd | h918men | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The name is still funny to me as a German. Because the advertisement sometime ago said "Ich wixe jetzt" and in German that sounds like, "I am wanking now".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,685 |
programmerhumor | ggd_x | h9132h5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,144 |
programmerhumor | Honza368 | h91hre0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>This video is brought to you by Squarespace.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,036 |
programmerhumor | TheWorldWrecker | h919qfg | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me with an html just saying hello world: *You know I'm something of a man myself*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 570 |
programmerhumor | rapdaptap | h91f9j3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The name is still funny to me as a German. Because the advertisement sometime ago said "Ich wixe jetzt" and in German that sounds like, "I am wanking now".<|eor|><|sor|>Wixxer <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 503 |
programmerhumor | Upzie | h91j5k8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe you just want to get your website out there and published with content and don't want to spend dozens of hours working on the front end? If a programmer can't understand the benefit of a no code solution, they aren't much of a programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>Hes stills right, the proper title would be wix designer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | alexn0ne | h912ztw | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun thing is that there is well-known Microsoft installer technology called WiX<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | AndHeHadAName | h91ix8b | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe you just want to get your website out there and published with content and don't want to spend dozens of hours working on the front end? If a programmer can't understand the benefit of a no code solution, they aren't much of a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 356 |
programmerhumor | a_dev_has_no_name | h91paw9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me with an html just saying hello world: *You know I'm something of a man myself*<|eor|><|sor|>I don't wanna brag but I once programmed a CSS stylesheet to change the background of a web page... feeling pretty masculine rn *flexes*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 250 |
programmerhumor | hadidotj | h9177y8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I was in a "history competition" where one of the categories was to develop a website explaining the events of an event in history. However, they REQUIRED it to be a WIX website. I found I could enter <style> tags into the WYSIWYG to completely design the website.
Sadly, someone who had a basic website won first place, but...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 192 |
programmerhumor | murageh | h9148ff | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun thing is that there is well-known Microsoft installer technology called WiX<|eor|><|soopr|>Never knew about that, just did a quick read in that - Windows installer XML Toolset<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | thexavier666 | h91qn52 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me with an html just saying hello world: *You know I'm something of a man myself*<|eor|><|sor|>I don't wanna brag but I once programmed a CSS stylesheet to change the background of a web page... feeling pretty masculine rn *flexes*<|eor|><|sor|>You aren't a man until you center a div<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | ImplementNational165 | h91ic43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>So where are the jobs where people are just building basically static sites?<|eor|><|sor|>Restaurants for example, where you just wanna show a menu and photos<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 167 |
programmerhumor | scottcockerman | h91esiv | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>So where are the jobs where people are just building basically static sites?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 165 |
programmerhumor | aleph_0ne | h917pan | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im a programmer myself, but I have deep respect for the marketing-oriented folks who use wix etc to create static content sites. It is a whole other skill set and critically valuable if you want people to be able to find your interactive, programmed site. Most programmers dont know much about SEO and want to focus on making the coded site as richly interactive and powerful as possible (myself included).
But its the wix and Wordpress champions who put our coded sites on the map with the marketing content necessary to get discovered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | murageh | h914at2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|soopr|>Lmao<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | dancinadventures | h9336hs | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>This video is brought to you by Squarespace.<|eor|><|sor|>Use referral code: Wordpress for a free month trial today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | captainAwesomePants | h91mi13 | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I was in a "history competition" where one of the categories was to develop a website explaining the events of an event in history. However, they REQUIRED it to be a WIX website. I found I could enter <style> tags into the WYSIWYG to completely design the website.
Sadly, someone who had a basic website won first place, but...<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe they focused on explaining the events of an event in history?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 157 |
programmerhumor | DerKnerd | h91gexg | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The name is still funny to me as a German. Because the advertisement sometime ago said "Ich wixe jetzt" and in German that sounds like, "I am wanking now".<|eor|><|sor|>Wixxer <|eor|><|sor|>Du hast ein x vergessen :D Und ein absolut grandioser Film :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | EmberQuill | h91mqjs | <|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe you just want to get your website out there and published with content and don't want to spend dozens of hours working on the front end? If a programmer can't understand the benefit of a no code solution, they aren't much of a programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>Right, but using Wix or a similar site builder makes you a content writer or maybe a designer, but not a developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | i_amgmk | a886kd | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,826 |
programmerhumor | jove__ | ec8w2cs | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm. I can code assembly and I've been trying to get my boyfriend pregnant for months now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,858 |
programmerhumor | grpagrati | ec8osa7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's ass-embly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 887 |
programmerhumor | Dr_Azrael_Tod | ec8rth7 | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ok...
I have to go, ask my wife something about our daughter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 854 |
programmerhumor | kpingvin | ec8t8s3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 793 |
programmerhumor | yabo1975 | ec8zgln | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm. I can code assembly and I've been trying to get my boyfriend pregnant for months now.<|eor|><|sor|>You may be using the wrong port to insert the data. Check his firewall. He could be missing that feature set. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 776 |
programmerhumor | not_from_this_world | ec8unsh | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|sor|>Invalid instruction, you can't move mem to mem. Solution:
mov ax, pns
mov vag, ax<|eor|><|sor|>Never go ax to vag<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | DzOnIxD | ec8ub2p | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|sor|>Invalid instruction, you can't move mem to mem. Solution:
mov ax, pns
mov vag, ax<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 499 |
programmerhumor | wastedkarma | ec900tq | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill take the downvotes but as a gynecologist, I feel its important to let people know that condoms arent 99% effective, even in perfect use scenarios. Real world effectiveness is closer to 85%.
Assembly coding, is however, equivalent to permanent sterilization. This is well studied in translational gynotech literature. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 393 |
programmerhumor | SpoliatorX | ec8segp | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ok...
I have to go, ask my wife something about our daughter.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm wondering if I need to talk to my mum about who my real father is tbh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 216 |
programmerhumor | finroller | ec8tczi | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ok...
I have to go, ask my wife something about our daughter.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm wondering if I need to talk to my mum about who my real father is tbh<|eor|><|sor|>Dudes, I have a friend whose mom wrote Fortran code DURING THE PREGNACY. Talk about messed up family issues :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 177 |
programmerhumor | Ahajha1177 | ec8qtz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But assembly is cool<|eor|><|sor|>Also very interesting, you learn a lot of stuff from it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 160 |
programmerhumor | Gornarok | ec8xui8 | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least you are coding... logic gates intensify...<|eor|><|sor|>Ive had a colleague who didnt like calling writing VHDL code programming. "Its not programming its designing" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | bacondev | ec8x35x | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Did you just assume their instruction set?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 140 |
programmerhumor | SisRob | ec8v3r3 | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|sor|>Invalid instruction, you can't move mem to mem. Solution:
mov ax, pns
mov vag, ax<|eor|><|sor|>instruction unclear,
penis stuck in stack segment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 135 |
programmerhumor | KobayashiDragonSlave | ec8ulfk | <|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's ass-embly<|eor|><|sor|>gachiBASS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 128 |
programmerhumor | i594 | u5oko2 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,820 |
programmerhumor | daneelthesane | i53c7o1 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon.
I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,581 |
programmerhumor | ApatheticWithoutTheA | i53eiqz | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,301 |
programmerhumor | ItsJebotar | i535zs4 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work so few hours in a day, I sometimes forget I have a job...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,542 |
programmerhumor | V0ldek | i53js1o | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half of the comments interpret this as "no, we work like 3h a day".
The other half interpret this as "no it's actually much more demanding."
Well, dear other half of commenters - dump your job, it's shit. You deserve better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,414 |
programmerhumor | tsunami141 | i53hoet | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work so few hours in a day, I sometimes forget I have a job...<|eor|><|sor|>Im on a strict 12-2 schedule<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,334 |
programmerhumor | skztr | i53wxe3 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|sor|>9am to 1pm: thinking about whether the change is necessary
1pm to 2pm: lunch
2pm to 4pm: thinking about how to do the change
4pm to 5pm: carefully typing exactly one perfect line.
5pm to 5:03pm: 309 lines proving that one line is perfect.
5:03pm to 6pm: debugging<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,195 |
programmerhumor | 440Jack | i53fsd4 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When does a developer start code?
About 3 hours after he shows up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,156 |
programmerhumor | Engine_Light_On | i539jmy | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes it is is 7am-7pm
Sometimes it is 9:00am-10:30am then 1:30pm-2:30pm then 4:00pm-5pm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 752 |
programmerhumor | vasilescur | i53zxii | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon.
I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My boss has an auto-decline repeating event in his calendar every day 5pm to 11:59pm, "Commitment to end work at a fixed time"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 676 |
programmerhumor | Suspicious-Service | i53jf58 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|sor|>How much experience do you have. I'm soon to start applying for Jr positions but expecting I'll be working a lot for the first few years. My oldest brother says about the same thing and doesn't really work.<|eor|><|sor|>It depends on size of company, bigger it is, less actual work you do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 633 |
programmerhumor | zyzzyvavyzzyz | i5428rl | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|sor|>9am to 1pm: thinking about whether the change is necessary
1pm to 2pm: lunch
2pm to 4pm: thinking about how to do the change
4pm to 5pm: carefully typing exactly one perfect line.
5pm to 5:03pm: 309 lines proving that one line is perfect.
5:03pm to 6pm: debugging<|eor|><|sor|>For large companies:
Days 2-3: trying to get someone to approve the pull request without having a pedantic argument on for vs. while
Days 4-7: sacrificing a chicken to get the build system to accept your changes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 587 |
programmerhumor | DrunkenlySober | i538hz5 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it's a 6 to 2. I like to work early<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah 12-2 is perfect<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 569 |
programmerhumor | WhatsMyUsername13 | i53mgmx | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon.
I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|sor|>I strictly do 7-3. I got into the early hours because I was finding it couldnt get my work done without being constantly interrupted...so I started coming in early to get my work done, then deal with the interruptions all day. Plus that opened up my afternoon and evenings to let me do a whole lot more.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 567 |
programmerhumor | IM_OK_AMA | i53laac | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|sor|>How much experience do you have. I'm soon to start applying for Jr positions but expecting I'll be working a lot for the first few years. My oldest brother says about the same thing and doesn't really work.<|eor|><|sor|>It depends on size of company, bigger it is, less actual work you do<|eor|><|sor|>If you get to a big enough company there's a chance they'll just forget to allocate your team to anything. I did actually nothing for 6 months before I quit my last job it was great until it was boring.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 543 |
programmerhumor | BabyBevo24 | i53vd1n | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work so few hours in a day, I sometimes forget I have a job...<|eor|><|sor|>Im on a strict 12-2 schedule<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget staying up late to sync up with the India team though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 511 |
programmerhumor | solarized_penguin | i535oth | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it's a 6 to 2. I like to work early<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 473 |
programmerhumor | Designed_To | i53jeq1 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon.
I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|sor|>THANK YOU
This mindset needs to be normalized<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | RedHeadSteve | i537sj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>24/7 fixed a bug while sleeping? Thats all rest for today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | Zinki_M | i53vdfp | <|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon.
I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I agree with your comment, fundamentally, but I also don't think it's realistic (unless you either get lucky or don't work on anything *that* important).
What happens when you have a customer-imposed 2-month deadline on what should be a 3-month project, a new CVE comes out halfway through that work so you've gotta waste a couple days patching servers, you lose a colleague during that time (to vacation, illness, new job, whatever else), and your work is delayed by 2 weeks on the project due to a not-yet-ready internal dependency?
Stuff like that happens all the time in software, and when it does, management probably won't say "you better work overtime, or else." You just know you *have to* work overtime, or else you'll fuck over the customer, losing the company money and making yourself look unreliable in the process.
Edit: lol this is getting downvotes quicker than I expected. I don't want to work overtime, either. I'm just pointing out that a "requirement" to work overtime is often *not* imposed by management, but instead by the nature of the work itself<|eor|><|sor|>if "the customer" imposes a deadline that's impossible to meet without overtime, the company should either tell them this deadline won't be met or hire additional people to meet it and price that in.
Either way, it's neither the developers fault nor their problem, and they shouldn't shoulder that responsibility.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 364 |
programmerhumor | hot | 11ei9i2 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,812 |
programmerhumor | Rai-Hanzo | jaev2t8 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she looks like a minecraft creeper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,730 |
programmerhumor | DrRomeoChaire | jae8d30 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost rises to the level of Bat Villain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,103 |
programmerhumor | piberryboy | jafkwol | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she looks like a minecraft creeper.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. That was my first thought. It took me a sec to realize what it was.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 551 |
programmerhumor | Top-Listen-5834 | jae8200 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"hot person at work" XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 546 |
programmerhumor | Little_Duckling | jaeluqz | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost rises to the level of Bat Villain<|eor|><|sor|>Riddle me this: on June 14th in commit *ad6f85h* you added a commit fixes looping issue. Explain in detail what was fixed and why that was the best way to do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 513 |
programmerhumor | danrioja | jaf54z0 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the old disk defragmenter in windows 98 lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 493 |
programmerhumor | boblobchippym8 | jafmcky | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she looks like a minecraft creeper.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. That was my first thought. It took me a sec to realize what it was.<|eor|><|sor|>What is it? I really dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Github<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | koni_rs | jaeqrac | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost rises to the level of Bat Villain<|eor|><|sor|>Riddle me this: on June 14th in commit *ad6f85h* you added a commit fixes looping issue. Explain in detail what was fixed and why that was the best way to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>HA! Trick question! There is no "h" in a commit SHA!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 343 |
programmerhumor | bdepz | jafn25p | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[source](https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1630348720553197569)<|eoopr|><|sor|>A 3 letter username in the wild<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 329 |
programmerhumor | professorda27 | jae5rb9 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it ok if I think it looks kinda sexy?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 326 |
programmerhumor | dukeofgonzo | jaest5x | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That outfit can come off as 'pushy'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 303 |
programmerhumor | willowhawk | jaeb8iv | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it ok if I think it looks kinda sexy?<|eor|><|sor|>Been that long huh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 293 |
programmerhumor | Napyag | jae65dj | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well I think she really pulls it off!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 272 |
programmerhumor | hot | jae6ebx | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[source](https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1630348720553197569)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 261 |
programmerhumor | GaianNeuron | jafcql2 | <|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it ok if I think it looks kinda sexy?<|eor|><|sor|>Been that long huh?<|eor|><|sor|>Finding a thirsty redditor can be achieved in `O(1)` time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
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