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programmerhumor
chooxy
egdisk7
<|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It is 4:09 and I literally just finished doing this.<|eor|><|soopr|>The prophecy holds true<|eoopr|><|sor|>It's always debugging time somewhere in the world.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
70
programmerhumor
69_Beers_Later
egdh3op
<|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*you're <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
walker-22
egdjhwf
<|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So I'm not the only one who can get stuck on one thing for a day in a project and go to sleep wanting to cry? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54
programmerhumor
UnluckyVeterinarian
egdoep7
<|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>when they asked why it looked like nothing was getting done. &#x200B; damn i'm so thankful for having a manager who codes and doesn't asks this shit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
52
programmerhumor
Templar3lf
egdin8g
<|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Literally me right now. <|eor|><|sor|>Maybe you'd make progress if you weren't getting distracted by reddit.<|eor|><|soopr|>Its compiling<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh. Carry on.<|eor|><|sor|>I assume a direct reference to [xkcd/303/](https://www.xkcd.com/303/)?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41
programmerhumor
Miekertje365
egdgsgd
<|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>It's the circle of buuuug That moves us alllllll Through despair and... despair <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36
programmerhumor
peeves91
egdums6
<|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>>when they asked why it looked like nothing was getting done. &#x200B; damn i'm so thankful for having a manager who codes and doesn't asks this shit<|eor|><|sor|>SAME. My manager was a firmware engineer re engineer for 15 years, so not only does he understand the problems coders have, when he's in a meeting with all of us, we can use as technical terms as we want because he gets them. It's so nice. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
32
programmerhumor
reflectiveSingleton
egdka4v
<|sols|><|sot|>Time flies when your doing nothing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6inluhemsag21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I usually show people this anytime I have to explain the term 'yak shaving' <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
30
programmerhumor
unnombreguay
xco3a3
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,844
programmerhumor
bolderdash
io6lxky
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bombed a technical interview once because my brain decided to take a massive dump and I forgot what an "executor service" is. I had also briefly forgotten what you call an "Arduino Board" (among a few other technical parts) because the non-technical users at my job (at the time) just called it a "microcontroller" non-stop. For a solid 30 minutes I fumbled and my brain just decided to deflate itself. It happens to everyone. That said, I've found that interviews that focus less on running down a list of questions out of a book, or taking a quiz, and more on having a conversation about the position and technologies result in finding the better candidate for both the employer and employee.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,431
programmerhumor
Bailyleo987
io6e8wv
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,388
programmerhumor
megamanxoxo
io7n2ur
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Please study every algorithm and data structure possibility so that we can give you esoteric and arbitrary questions that you will never ever do in your day job. Once hired please implement these CRUD methods in our basic bitch microservice.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
620
programmerhumor
BoBoBearDev
io6pvkf
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bombed a technical interview once because my brain decided to take a massive dump and I forgot what an "executor service" is. I had also briefly forgotten what you call an "Arduino Board" (among a few other technical parts) because the non-technical users at my job (at the time) just called it a "microcontroller" non-stop. For a solid 30 minutes I fumbled and my brain just decided to deflate itself. It happens to everyone. That said, I've found that interviews that focus less on running down a list of questions out of a book, or taking a quiz, and more on having a conversation about the position and technologies result in finding the better candidate for both the employer and employee.<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously if they expect you to answer "arduino board", they are not good employers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
609
programmerhumor
lachlanhunt
io7qx11
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|sor|>I had that experience with Google. The whole process was a complete mess, including the interviewers missing multiple scheduled interviews. After I finally did the coding interview, the next I heard was months later when I receive a survey request asking about my experience. I gave them a terrible review.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
442
programmerhumor
DumbledoresGay69
io7sqn1
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys are getting rejections? I just never hear back.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
339
programmerhumor
bolderdash
io708nx
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bombed a technical interview once because my brain decided to take a massive dump and I forgot what an "executor service" is. I had also briefly forgotten what you call an "Arduino Board" (among a few other technical parts) because the non-technical users at my job (at the time) just called it a "microcontroller" non-stop. For a solid 30 minutes I fumbled and my brain just decided to deflate itself. It happens to everyone. That said, I've found that interviews that focus less on running down a list of questions out of a book, or taking a quiz, and more on having a conversation about the position and technologies result in finding the better candidate for both the employer and employee.<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously if they expect you to answer "arduino board", they are not good employers.<|eor|><|sor|>My take away that they weren't good employers was the list of questions as if I was taking a test in my old comp-sci classes. Anyone can spew back info from a book, and that's all they wanted to hear.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
247
programmerhumor
MysicPlato
io72gor
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How can IT people be rejected in the current job market?<|eor|><|sor|>Because the majority of the demand is for senior level candidates, not juniors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
226
programmerhumor
Weird_Fisherman4423
io75euz
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who doesn't love 4 hour long technical interviews, followed by an upper management psych evaluation for the right answers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
201
programmerhumor
Snoo74401
io7yb58
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Please study every algorithm and data structure possibility so that we can give you esoteric and arbitrary questions that you will never ever do in your day job. Once hired please implement these CRUD methods in our basic bitch microservice.<|eor|><|sor|>"Make the button bigger! And more green. That's the wrong shade of green."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
Ksevio
io7chle
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, you should have billed them for your time.<|eor|><|sor|>Why? They're not going to pay and it just wastes more time<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
167
programmerhumor
chhuang
io7ec78
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How can IT people be rejected in the current job market?<|eor|><|sor|>Because the majority of the demand is for senior level candidates, not juniors.<|eor|><|sor|>here's the fix: Because the majority of the demand is for senior level candidates **with junior salary**, not juniors.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
YellowOnline
io6dgd6
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How can IT people be rejected in the current job market?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
146
programmerhumor
crowcawer
io7lhtk
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, you should have billed them for your time.<|eor|><|sor|>Why? They're not going to pay and it just wastes more time<|eor|><|sor|>Any lawyers here?<|eor|><|sor|>I read the documentation on GitHub. I am the lawyer now. ![gif](giphy|SKjoVB1X0hmwg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
143
programmerhumor
yufie76
io7sts0
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once had this but I was apparently so intimidating (no they just forgot) they forgot to tell me they rejected me at the cv stage. So I literally went through all the interviews and stuff just for them to turn around and say you where already rejected like 2 months ago<|eor|><|sor|>I had that experience with Google. The whole process was a complete mess, including the interviewers missing multiple scheduled interviews. After I finally did the coding interview, the next I heard was months later when I receive a survey request asking about my experience. I gave them a terrible review.<|eor|><|sor|>Did you get any follow up from them regarding your review?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
141
programmerhumor
AquaticAntibiotic
io78h45
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I bombed a technical interview once because my brain decided to take a massive dump and I forgot what an "executor service" is. I had also briefly forgotten what you call an "Arduino Board" (among a few other technical parts) because the non-technical users at my job (at the time) just called it a "microcontroller" non-stop. For a solid 30 minutes I fumbled and my brain just decided to deflate itself. It happens to everyone. That said, I've found that interviews that focus less on running down a list of questions out of a book, or taking a quiz, and more on having a conversation about the position and technologies result in finding the better candidate for both the employer and employee.<|eor|><|sor|>Seriously if they expect you to answer "arduino board", they are not good employers.<|eor|><|sor|>My take away that they weren't good employers was the list of questions as if I was taking a test in my old comp-sci classes. Anyone can spew back info from a book, and that's all they wanted to hear.<|eor|><|sor|>Modern interviews drive me nuts for this reason. They are structured like tests for your candidate as opposed to sitting down, human to human, and talking with a person along with some predetermined questions to find out if they are a good fit for a role. I think a part of the reason is they dont want to have any disparity between interviews. So they increase the complexity since youre taking away the ability to adapt your interview to your candidate.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
139
programmerhumor
FartPudding
io7zfm0
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You guys are getting rejections? I just never hear back.<|eor|><|sor|>It just keeps me hope, it's been 5 years maybe they're just very slow at it. No news is not bad news, right... right?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
133
programmerhumor
Mitoni
io7huji
<|sols|><|sot|>I'm so tired with this<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gtb9zmzx9jn91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just pulled the wildcard last week. * Initial screening interview with internal recruiter * Interview with the product VP for a general meet n greet * Interview with CTO * ~~Coding challenge/example~~ CTO liked me so much after we talked for over an hour, made an offer the next day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmerhumor
murageh
p4tbde
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,837
programmerhumor
DerKnerd
h918men
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The name is still funny to me as a German. Because the advertisement sometime ago said "Ich wixe jetzt" and in German that sounds like, "I am wanking now".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,685
programmerhumor
ggd_x
h9132h5
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,144
programmerhumor
Honza368
h91hre0
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>This video is brought to you by Squarespace.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,036
programmerhumor
TheWorldWrecker
h919qfg
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me with an html just saying hello world: *You know I'm something of a man myself*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
570
programmerhumor
rapdaptap
h91f9j3
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The name is still funny to me as a German. Because the advertisement sometime ago said "Ich wixe jetzt" and in German that sounds like, "I am wanking now".<|eor|><|sor|>Wixxer <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
503
programmerhumor
Upzie
h91j5k8
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe you just want to get your website out there and published with content and don't want to spend dozens of hours working on the front end? If a programmer can't understand the benefit of a no code solution, they aren't much of a programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>Hes stills right, the proper title would be wix designer<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
481
programmerhumor
alexn0ne
h912ztw
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun thing is that there is well-known Microsoft installer technology called WiX<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
471
programmerhumor
AndHeHadAName
h91ix8b
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe you just want to get your website out there and published with content and don't want to spend dozens of hours working on the front end? If a programmer can't understand the benefit of a no code solution, they aren't much of a programmer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
356
programmerhumor
a_dev_has_no_name
h91paw9
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me with an html just saying hello world: *You know I'm something of a man myself*<|eor|><|sor|>I don't wanna brag but I once programmed a CSS stylesheet to change the background of a web page... feeling pretty masculine rn *flexes*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
250
programmerhumor
hadidotj
h9177y8
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I was in a "history competition" where one of the categories was to develop a website explaining the events of an event in history. However, they REQUIRED it to be a WIX website. I found I could enter <style> tags into the WYSIWYG to completely design the website. Sadly, someone who had a basic website won first place, but...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
192
programmerhumor
murageh
h9148ff
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Fun thing is that there is well-known Microsoft installer technology called WiX<|eor|><|soopr|>Never knew about that, just did a quick read in that - Windows installer XML Toolset<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
190
programmerhumor
thexavier666
h91qn52
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Me with an html just saying hello world: *You know I'm something of a man myself*<|eor|><|sor|>I don't wanna brag but I once programmed a CSS stylesheet to change the background of a web page... feeling pretty masculine rn *flexes*<|eor|><|sor|>You aren't a man until you center a div<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
ImplementNational165
h91ic43
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>So where are the jobs where people are just building basically static sites?<|eor|><|sor|>Restaurants for example, where you just wanna show a menu and photos<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
167
programmerhumor
scottcockerman
h91esiv
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>So where are the jobs where people are just building basically static sites?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
165
programmerhumor
aleph_0ne
h917pan
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Im a programmer myself, but I have deep respect for the marketing-oriented folks who use wix etc to create static content sites. It is a whole other skill set and critically valuable if you want people to be able to find your interactive, programmed site. Most programmers dont know much about SEO and want to focus on making the coded site as richly interactive and powerful as possible (myself included). But its the wix and Wordpress champions who put our coded sites on the map with the marketing content necessary to get discovered<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
murageh
h914at2
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|soopr|>Lmao<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
161
programmerhumor
dancinadventures
h9336hs
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>This video is brought to you by Squarespace.<|eor|><|sor|>Use referral code: Wordpress for a free month trial today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
157
programmerhumor
captainAwesomePants
h91mi13
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>In high school, I was in a "history competition" where one of the categories was to develop a website explaining the events of an event in history. However, they REQUIRED it to be a WIX website. I found I could enter <style> tags into the WYSIWYG to completely design the website. Sadly, someone who had a basic website won first place, but...<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe they focused on explaining the events of an event in history?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
157
programmerhumor
DerKnerd
h91gexg
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|>The name is still funny to me as a German. Because the advertisement sometime ago said "Ich wixe jetzt" and in German that sounds like, "I am wanking now".<|eor|><|sor|>Wixxer <|eor|><|sor|>Du hast ein x vergessen :D Und ein absolut grandioser Film :D<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
EmberQuill
h91mqjs
<|sols|><|sot|>Wix developers under water again<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/4p2oyr55wih71.png<|eol|><|sor|> "Wix" and "developer" in the same sentence is a joke in itself<|eor|><|sor|>Or maybe you just want to get your website out there and published with content and don't want to spend dozens of hours working on the front end? If a programmer can't understand the benefit of a no code solution, they aren't much of a programmer.<|eor|><|sor|>Right, but using Wix or a similar site builder makes you a content writer or maybe a designer, but not a developer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
147
programmerhumor
i_amgmk
a886kd
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,826
programmerhumor
jove__
ec8w2cs
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm. I can code assembly and I've been trying to get my boyfriend pregnant for months now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,858
programmerhumor
grpagrati
ec8osa7
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's ass-embly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
887
programmerhumor
Dr_Azrael_Tod
ec8rth7
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ok... I have to go, ask my wife something about our daughter.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
854
programmerhumor
kpingvin
ec8t8s3
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
793
programmerhumor
yabo1975
ec8zgln
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can confirm. I can code assembly and I've been trying to get my boyfriend pregnant for months now.<|eor|><|sor|>You may be using the wrong port to insert the data. Check his firewall. He could be missing that feature set. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
776
programmerhumor
not_from_this_world
ec8unsh
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|sor|>Invalid instruction, you can't move mem to mem. Solution: mov ax, pns mov vag, ax<|eor|><|sor|>Never go ax to vag<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
569
programmerhumor
DzOnIxD
ec8ub2p
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|sor|>Invalid instruction, you can't move mem to mem. Solution: mov ax, pns mov vag, ax<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
499
programmerhumor
wastedkarma
ec900tq
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ill take the downvotes but as a gynecologist, I feel its important to let people know that condoms arent 99% effective, even in perfect use scenarios. Real world effectiveness is closer to 85%. Assembly coding, is however, equivalent to permanent sterilization. This is well studied in translational gynotech literature. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
393
programmerhumor
SpoliatorX
ec8segp
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ok... I have to go, ask my wife something about our daughter.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm wondering if I need to talk to my mum about who my real father is tbh<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
216
programmerhumor
finroller
ec8tczi
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ok... I have to go, ask my wife something about our daughter.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm wondering if I need to talk to my mum about who my real father is tbh<|eor|><|sor|>Dudes, I have a friend whose mom wrote Fortran code DURING THE PREGNACY. Talk about messed up family issues :)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
Ahajha1177
ec8qtz9
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But assembly is cool<|eor|><|sor|>Also very interesting, you learn a lot of stuff from it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
160
programmerhumor
Gornarok
ec8xui8
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>At least you are coding... logic gates intensify...<|eor|><|sor|>Ive had a colleague who didnt like calling writing VHDL code programming. "Its not programming its designing" <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
bacondev
ec8x35x
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Did you just assume their instruction set?!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
140
programmerhumor
SisRob
ec8v3r3
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>```mov pns, vag```<|eor|><|sor|>Invalid instruction, you can't move mem to mem. Solution: mov ax, pns mov vag, ax<|eor|><|sor|>instruction unclear, penis stuck in stack segment<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
135
programmerhumor
KobayashiDragonSlave
ec8ulfk
<|sols|><|sot|>The unsung heroes.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j0hpzz0djl521.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, it's ass-embly<|eor|><|sor|>gachiBASS<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
128
programmerhumor
i594
u5oko2
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,820
programmerhumor
daneelthesane
i53c7o1
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon. I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,581
programmerhumor
ApatheticWithoutTheA
i53eiqz
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,301
programmerhumor
ItsJebotar
i535zs4
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work so few hours in a day, I sometimes forget I have a job...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,542
programmerhumor
V0ldek
i53js1o
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Half of the comments interpret this as "no, we work like 3h a day". The other half interpret this as "no it's actually much more demanding." Well, dear other half of commenters - dump your job, it's shit. You deserve better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,414
programmerhumor
tsunami141
i53hoet
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work so few hours in a day, I sometimes forget I have a job...<|eor|><|sor|>Im on a strict 12-2 schedule<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,334
programmerhumor
skztr
i53wxe3
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|sor|>9am to 1pm: thinking about whether the change is necessary 1pm to 2pm: lunch 2pm to 4pm: thinking about how to do the change 4pm to 5pm: carefully typing exactly one perfect line. 5pm to 5:03pm: 309 lines proving that one line is perfect. 5:03pm to 6pm: debugging<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,195
programmerhumor
440Jack
i53fsd4
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>When does a developer start code? About 3 hours after he shows up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,156
programmerhumor
Engine_Light_On
i539jmy
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes it is is 7am-7pm Sometimes it is 9:00am-10:30am then 1:30pm-2:30pm then 4:00pm-5pm.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
752
programmerhumor
vasilescur
i53zxii
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon. I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My boss has an auto-decline repeating event in his calendar every day 5pm to 11:59pm, "Commitment to end work at a fixed time"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
676
programmerhumor
Suspicious-Service
i53jf58
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|sor|>How much experience do you have. I'm soon to start applying for Jr positions but expecting I'll be working a lot for the first few years. My oldest brother says about the same thing and doesn't really work.<|eor|><|sor|>It depends on size of company, bigger it is, less actual work you do<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
633
programmerhumor
zyzzyvavyzzyz
i5428rl
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|sor|>9am to 1pm: thinking about whether the change is necessary 1pm to 2pm: lunch 2pm to 4pm: thinking about how to do the change 4pm to 5pm: carefully typing exactly one perfect line. 5pm to 5:03pm: 309 lines proving that one line is perfect. 5:03pm to 6pm: debugging<|eor|><|sor|>For large companies: Days 2-3: trying to get someone to approve the pull request without having a pedantic argument on for vs. while Days 4-7: sacrificing a chicken to get the build system to accept your changes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
587
programmerhumor
DrunkenlySober
i538hz5
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it's a 6 to 2. I like to work early<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah 12-2 is perfect<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
569
programmerhumor
WhatsMyUsername13
i53mgmx
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon. I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|sor|>I strictly do 7-3. I got into the early hours because I was finding it couldnt get my work done without being constantly interrupted...so I started coming in early to get my work done, then deal with the interruptions all day. Plus that opened up my afternoon and evenings to let me do a whole lot more.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
567
programmerhumor
IM_OK_AMA
i53laac
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>On average I probably do 2 hours of actual work a day lol<|eor|><|sor|>How much experience do you have. I'm soon to start applying for Jr positions but expecting I'll be working a lot for the first few years. My oldest brother says about the same thing and doesn't really work.<|eor|><|sor|>It depends on size of company, bigger it is, less actual work you do<|eor|><|sor|>If you get to a big enough company there's a chance they'll just forget to allocate your team to anything. I did actually nothing for 6 months before I quit my last job it was great until it was boring.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
543
programmerhumor
BabyBevo24
i53vd1n
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I work so few hours in a day, I sometimes forget I have a job...<|eor|><|sor|>Im on a strict 12-2 schedule<|eor|><|sor|>Don't forget staying up late to sync up with the India team though<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
511
programmerhumor
solarized_penguin
i535oth
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>For me it's a 6 to 2. I like to work early<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
473
programmerhumor
Designed_To
i53jeq1
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon. I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|sor|>THANK YOU This mindset needs to be normalized<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
370
programmerhumor
RedHeadSteve
i537sj9
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>24/7 fixed a bug while sleeping? Thats all rest for today<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
367
programmerhumor
Zinki_M
i53vdfp
<|sols|><|sot|>9 to 5? Nah<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/dntd9pm1r3u81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I do strictly 9 to 5, and I insist on taking a lunch, and having a coffee break with my wife in the afternoon. I will work extra if it's an emergency (a P1 or something), but I told my boss "A deadline set by business based on an arbitrary date like the last day of Q1 instead of how long something should actually take is not an emergency."<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I agree with your comment, fundamentally, but I also don't think it's realistic (unless you either get lucky or don't work on anything *that* important). What happens when you have a customer-imposed 2-month deadline on what should be a 3-month project, a new CVE comes out halfway through that work so you've gotta waste a couple days patching servers, you lose a colleague during that time (to vacation, illness, new job, whatever else), and your work is delayed by 2 weeks on the project due to a not-yet-ready internal dependency? Stuff like that happens all the time in software, and when it does, management probably won't say "you better work overtime, or else." You just know you *have to* work overtime, or else you'll fuck over the customer, losing the company money and making yourself look unreliable in the process. Edit: lol this is getting downvotes quicker than I expected. I don't want to work overtime, either. I'm just pointing out that a "requirement" to work overtime is often *not* imposed by management, but instead by the nature of the work itself<|eor|><|sor|>if "the customer" imposes a deadline that's impossible to meet without overtime, the company should either tell them this deadline won't be met or hire additional people to meet it and price that in. Either way, it's neither the developers fault nor their problem, and they shouldn't shoulder that responsibility.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
364
programmerhumor
hot
11ei9i2
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,812
programmerhumor
Rai-Hanzo
jaev2t8
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she looks like a minecraft creeper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,730
programmerhumor
DrRomeoChaire
jae8d30
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost rises to the level of Bat Villain<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,103
programmerhumor
piberryboy
jafkwol
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she looks like a minecraft creeper.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. That was my first thought. It took me a sec to realize what it was.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
551
programmerhumor
Top-Listen-5834
jae8200
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"hot person at work" XD<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
546
programmerhumor
Little_Duckling
jaeluqz
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost rises to the level of Bat Villain<|eor|><|sor|>Riddle me this: on June 14th in commit *ad6f85h* you added a commit fixes looping issue. Explain in detail what was fixed and why that was the best way to do it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
513
programmerhumor
danrioja
jaf54z0
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of the old disk defragmenter in windows 98 lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
493
programmerhumor
boblobchippym8
jafmcky
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>she looks like a minecraft creeper.<|eor|><|sor|>Lol. That was my first thought. It took me a sec to realize what it was.<|eor|><|sor|>What is it? I really dont get it<|eor|><|sor|>Github<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
471
programmerhumor
koni_rs
jaeqrac
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost rises to the level of Bat Villain<|eor|><|sor|>Riddle me this: on June 14th in commit *ad6f85h* you added a commit fixes looping issue. Explain in detail what was fixed and why that was the best way to do it.<|eor|><|sor|>HA! Trick question! There is no "h" in a commit SHA!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
343
programmerhumor
bdepz
jafn25p
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[source](https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1630348720553197569)<|eoopr|><|sor|>A 3 letter username in the wild<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
329
programmerhumor
professorda27
jae5rb9
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it ok if I think it looks kinda sexy?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
326
programmerhumor
dukeofgonzo
jaest5x
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That outfit can come off as 'pushy'.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
303
programmerhumor
willowhawk
jaeb8iv
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it ok if I think it looks kinda sexy?<|eor|><|sor|>Been that long huh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
293
programmerhumor
Napyag
jae65dj
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well I think she really pulls it off!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
272
programmerhumor
hot
jae6ebx
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|soopr|>[source](https://twitter.com/endingwithali/status/1630348720553197569)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
261
programmerhumor
GaianNeuron
jafcql2
<|sols|><|sot|>she's ...committed<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zrb6dyp111la1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it ok if I think it looks kinda sexy?<|eor|><|sor|>Been that long huh?<|eor|><|sor|>Finding a thirsty redditor can be achieved in `O(1)` time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
247