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programmerhumor
MittensTheLizard
hwt3hq
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,494
programmerhumor
fatimoszek
fz1qehn
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>once i was interviewed by a lead dev. He was asking really detailed questions that are hard to rwmember but easy to google in 2 min, stuff noone memorizes but knows more or less. One question i didnt remember the answer to so i asked him to remind me what should be correct answer. He didnt know either xd<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,138
programmerhumor
Human_Shoganai
fz1y4sp
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I passed a technical interview where I straight up said something to the effect of, "Honestly, I don't remember. I'd have to look it up to remember _________." He appreciated my honesty and acknowledged that looking stuff up is what we all do.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,102
programmerhumor
MittensTheLizard
fz1rael
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>once i was interviewed by a lead dev. He was asking really detailed questions that are hard to rwmember but easy to google in 2 min, stuff noone memorizes but knows more or less. One question i didnt remember the answer to so i asked him to remind me what should be correct answer. He didnt know either xd<|eor|><|soopr|>lol. goes to show how arbitrary the whole thing is<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,197
programmerhumor
NancyGracesTesticles
fz27dke
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>once i was interviewed by a lead dev. He was asking really detailed questions that are hard to rwmember but easy to google in 2 min, stuff noone memorizes but knows more or less. One question i didnt remember the answer to so i asked him to remind me what should be correct answer. He didnt know either xd<|eor|><|soopr|>lol. goes to show how arbitrary the whole thing is<|eoopr|><|sor|>Because most deeper interview questions don't have "right" answers. If they did, we'd just do multiple choice questions, grade the candidates and just run it through a grading tool. But interviews aren't quizzes or tests, nor should they be. It's about how you approach technical challenges and a conversation about the mindset you'll be bringing to the team and if you can deal with our mindset. It is arbitrary. For the candidate and for the interviewers. Sure,. List the HTTP verbs, interviewers are just figuring out if they can just get to the more interesting and dare I say, fun questions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
544
programmerhumor
myanrueller
fz262kz
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Write a function in a deprecated library to parse a string into a double, account for all non digit characters. You have five minutes. Not lying. That happened.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
315
programmerhumor
minusSeven
fz2ngey
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I passed a technical interview where I straight up said something to the effect of, "Honestly, I don't remember. I'd have to look it up to remember _________." He appreciated my honesty and acknowledged that looking stuff up is what we all do.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the correct answer when you don't know something.<|eor|><|sor|>You guys must live in some utopia where that actually works for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
292
programmerhumor
Mortiouss
fz1yv8y
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I passed a technical interview where I straight up said something to the effect of, "Honestly, I don't remember. I'd have to look it up to remember _________." He appreciated my honesty and acknowledged that looking stuff up is what we all do.<|eor|><|sor|>Got a job because of that, was asked something about btrieve and I said I didnt know but give me 5 min and Ill google it, he wanted to hear if I didnt know I knew where to find it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
267
programmerhumor
Finickyflame
fz25f3r
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>1.5 hours is a long time for a basic problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
255
programmerhumor
GenericFatGuy
fz2ru6s
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I passed a technical interview where I straight up said something to the effect of, "Honestly, I don't remember. I'd have to look it up to remember _________." He appreciated my honesty and acknowledged that looking stuff up is what we all do.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the correct answer when you don't know something.<|eor|><|sor|>You guys must live in some utopia where that actually works for you.<|eor|><|sor|>When has this not worked for you? I'm 1000% positive that answering a question like this is not the reason for no offer.<|eor|><|sor|>had interviews for games studios where they basically do vocabulary and trivia questions. Generic stuff that i'd always look up before implementing instead of relying on memory from potentially outdated classes. when i told them that they exchanged a very judging look and ended the interview fairly quickly after that.<|eor|><|sor|>A lot of game studios don't exactly have a reputation of being great places to work, so this wouldn't surprise me.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
243
programmerhumor
shaboinkin
fz2525p
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I hate giving interviews because I know 45 minutes or whatever we have to work with is not enough time to gauge someones ability. I tend to give some softball technical questions where either you know it or you dont know your ass from your elbow. I care more about how you get things done than raw technical ability. If you are able to show the ability to grow as an engineer/developer (which is also hard to gauge in a 45 minute interview) as well as having concepts that everyone should know based on their years of experience, then you got my recommendation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
233
programmerhumor
harmuthh
fz285p4
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I do interviews this way to, albeit, more like 45-60 min. Sometimes its better just to acknowledge that the candidate cant finish, typically if they are waaay of. The reason that he shows you the answer is for your sake. I didnt show the answer once, and the guy emailed me at 3am in the morning that he finally finished the task. Disclaimer: my field is data engineering, and I allow my candidates to google stuff, as I dont expect anyone in software to remember everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
220
programmerhumor
Brunsz
fz297wt
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Learning security is actually great tip. My own experience is that if you really know security stuff, you can just walk into companies and say that you will start on Monday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
180
programmerhumor
ShapesAndStuff
fz2qmud
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>I passed a technical interview where I straight up said something to the effect of, "Honestly, I don't remember. I'd have to look it up to remember _________." He appreciated my honesty and acknowledged that looking stuff up is what we all do.<|eor|><|sor|>This is the correct answer when you don't know something.<|eor|><|sor|>You guys must live in some utopia where that actually works for you.<|eor|><|sor|>When has this not worked for you? I'm 1000% positive that answering a question like this is not the reason for no offer.<|eor|><|sor|>had interviews for games studios where they basically do vocabulary and trivia questions. Generic stuff that i'd always look up before implementing instead of relying on memory from potentially outdated classes. when i told them that they exchanged a very judging look and ended the interview fairly quickly after that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
170
programmerhumor
jbrown0824
fz294v6
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>Write a function in a deprecated library to parse a string into a double, account for all non digit characters. You have five minutes. Not lying. That happened.<|eor|><|sor|>I was once asked to write a quick string compression in an interview and was given what the output must be based on an input. I pointed out their compressed output was ambiguous and while I could compress the input, theres no way to decompress without something like a map attached to the end, but that would mean my output doesnt match what they expected... I got so caught up in why it couldnt be done this way that I didnt actually implement the function, and failed the interview. Good riddance I guess. Had I been the interviewer in that situation Id appreciate my response more than shitting out a poorly conceived challenge.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
167
programmerhumor
nubenugget
fz297ph
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>once i was interviewed by a lead dev. He was asking really detailed questions that are hard to rwmember but easy to google in 2 min, stuff noone memorizes but knows more or less. One question i didnt remember the answer to so i asked him to remind me what should be correct answer. He didnt know either xd<|eor|><|soopr|>lol. goes to show how arbitrary the whole thing is<|eoopr|><|sor|>Because most deeper interview questions don't have "right" answers. If they did, we'd just do multiple choice questions, grade the candidates and just run it through a grading tool. But interviews aren't quizzes or tests, nor should they be. It's about how you approach technical challenges and a conversation about the mindset you'll be bringing to the team and if you can deal with our mindset. It is arbitrary. For the candidate and for the interviewers. Sure,. List the HTTP verbs, interviewers are just figuring out if they can just get to the more interesting and dare I say, fun questions.<|eor|><|sor|>I like to ask questions that are telling without being trivia. What exactly is html? What does it mean to be restful? Are microservices a good idea?<|eor|><|sor|>HTML is trash. I don't work in the front end, I'm sorry for wasting your time. I'll let myself out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
165
programmerhumor
chance6Sean
fz1yfbt
<|sols|><|sot|>Technical interviews<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xmi2vcl3qpc51.png<|eol|><|sor|>once i was interviewed by a lead dev. He was asking really detailed questions that are hard to rwmember but easy to google in 2 min, stuff noone memorizes but knows more or less. One question i didnt remember the answer to so i asked him to remind me what should be correct answer. He didnt know either xd<|eor|><|sor|>Theres two types of Leads Ive encountered: the ones who want to show how smart they think they are, and the ones who want to see how you handle the issue. If theyre the former, realize youre going to be working for that person (you dont want that job). If theyre the latter, all you need to say is how youd go about finding the answer if you dont know it then. Sad how many fall into the first category.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
Budget_Zucchini9034
vtsgvf
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,490
programmerhumor
ferwarnerschlump
ifafomt
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I once built an app for three months and was two weeks away from feature complete, literally one API integration away from the specs. They hired a new guy that was helping me finish it up I took a week off for the first time in three years, came back and they had decided to rewrite it from scratch using the Wordpress API from the new guys recommendation My business partner that okd it got fired 6 months later for not having even a proof of concept in the timeframe laid out in the business agreement<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,288
programmerhumor
EngwinGnissel
if9m2cv
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I made a app in python at work (boss choose) He later decided that we ware going to remake it in PHP because of technical issues. After i had reimplemented user login, profiles, and permission groups. After completion, I received orders to remake the login to use Google single sing on<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,213
programmerhumor
towcar
ifaikkw
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I literally just started my two week vacation, please delete this post. Edit: woosh, I forgot I'm Mr bean not caring.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
774
programmerhumor
IJustMadeThis
ifav2pe
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I once built an app for three months and was two weeks away from feature complete, literally one API integration away from the specs. They hired a new guy that was helping me finish it up I took a week off for the first time in three years, came back and they had decided to rewrite it from scratch using the Wordpress API from the new guys recommendation My business partner that okd it got fired 6 months later for not having even a proof of concept in the timeframe laid out in the business agreement<|eor|><|sor|>Ah the ol mythical man month. > "adding manpower to a late software project makes it later." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mythical_Man-Month<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
611
programmerhumor
Budget_Zucchini9034
if9nlq7
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I made a app in python at work (boss choose) He later decided that we ware going to remake it in PHP because of technical issues. After i had reimplemented user login, profiles, and permission groups. After completion, I received orders to remake the login to use Google single sing on<|eor|><|soopr|>Surely its just a copy and paste job, right?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
554
programmerhumor
EngwinGnissel
if9oq2i
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I made a app in python at work (boss choose) He later decided that we ware going to remake it in PHP because of technical issues. After i had reimplemented user login, profiles, and permission groups. After completion, I received orders to remake the login to use Google single sing on<|eor|><|soopr|>Surely its just a copy and paste job, right?<|eoopr|><|sor|>The implementation of user login and password management (with security) and the Google single sign on? yes. The connections between the systems, the license system, permission groups, and the rest? No.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
548
programmerhumor
pistcow
if9gf2r
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not a programmer but I'm the PM middleman and I took a week off to come and find that someone new purged the estores for several fortune 500 companies. I mean I tried replicating and it would be super involved to do it. The person should have only been able to update item details. But hey my boss gave him admin access. Took 3 days to finally revert to a prior state.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
522
programmerhumor
thanksgive
ifa2jte
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>There was a guy on my team. He was the second most senior and he was an idiot who refused to pull in the same direction. He was sloppy and lazy his code was garbage. It worked but would always require significant rework before it was all over. After I quit, he took over and feel bad for the folks that have to deal with him now<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
488
programmerhumor
waltjrimmer
ifasb4f
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My dad was sys admin for a small company that made their own specialty software, yeah yeah. Anyway, one day, his company (recently purchased by a big international mega corp that owns tons of unconnected businesses, but this is their first one with a product in active development) tells his immediate boss that they're to send the source code to this team (inside the US) for training and review. An odd request, but my dad talks to the remaining devs, everything gets sent. Some time goes by, a couple months I think, and finally the other team sends back to the code with their review. There aren't a lot of notes and none of the notes are exhaustive, simply saying the overall of what they did, not documenting all of the changes. One of the notes reads, "Cleaned up unnecessary code." No one really knows what all else they changed because the "unnecessary" code they "cleaned up" was DELETING ALL THE COMMENTS AND DOCUMENTATION. See, the parent company had other tech products under them, but as I said, this was the first one in active development. Their policy was to just have a product and do the bare minimum to support it, reduce costs as much as possible. They didn't know how to handle a product in development and so their team saw documentation as unnecessary because they'd never tried to maintain code before.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
440
programmerhumor
Qwopie
ifbhgza
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I once built an app for three months and was two weeks away from feature complete, literally one API integration away from the specs. They hired a new guy that was helping me finish it up I took a week off for the first time in three years, came back and they had decided to rewrite it from scratch using the Wordpress API from the new guys recommendation My business partner that okd it got fired 6 months later for not having even a proof of concept in the timeframe laid out in the business agreement<|eor|><|sor|>Ah the ol mythical man month. > "adding manpower to a late software project makes it later." https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mythical_Man-Month<|eor|><|sor|>A project manager believes that 9 women can make a baby in 1 month.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
389
programmerhumor
Whywipe
ifat1i5
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I once built an app for three months and was two weeks away from feature complete, literally one API integration away from the specs. They hired a new guy that was helping me finish it up I took a week off for the first time in three years, came back and they had decided to rewrite it from scratch using the Wordpress API from the new guys recommendation My business partner that okd it got fired 6 months later for not having even a proof of concept in the timeframe laid out in the business agreement<|eor|><|sor|>How is that even possible. I cant even get a meeting for approval to move to the next step within a week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
299
programmerhumor
Schiffy94
ifazwb3
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>My dad was sys admin for a small company that made their own specialty software, yeah yeah. Anyway, one day, his company (recently purchased by a big international mega corp that owns tons of unconnected businesses, but this is their first one with a product in active development) tells his immediate boss that they're to send the source code to this team (inside the US) for training and review. An odd request, but my dad talks to the remaining devs, everything gets sent. Some time goes by, a couple months I think, and finally the other team sends back to the code with their review. There aren't a lot of notes and none of the notes are exhaustive, simply saying the overall of what they did, not documenting all of the changes. One of the notes reads, "Cleaned up unnecessary code." No one really knows what all else they changed because the "unnecessary" code they "cleaned up" was DELETING ALL THE COMMENTS AND DOCUMENTATION. See, the parent company had other tech products under them, but as I said, this was the first one in active development. Their policy was to just have a product and do the bare minimum to support it, reduce costs as much as possible. They didn't know how to handle a product in development and so their team saw documentation as unnecessary because they'd never tried to maintain code before.<|eor|><|sor|>Because apparently every byte costs money, even if it's not live code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
229
programmerhumor
frinkmahii
if9j6s7
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Googling git revert to specific date<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
227
programmerhumor
Nick0Taylor0
ifb2eyk
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I literally just started my two week vacation, please delete this post. Edit: woosh, I forgot I'm Mr bean not caring.<|eor|><|sor|>But then he turns around, and ooh boy does he care<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
211
programmerhumor
MasterFubar
if9g36e
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>No automated tests, huh?<|eor|><|sor|>Tests? Isn't that what the users do?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
201
programmerhumor
pistcow
ifa2x90
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not a programmer but I'm the PM middleman and I took a week off to come and find that someone new purged the estores for several fortune 500 companies. I mean I tried replicating and it would be super involved to do it. The person should have only been able to update item details. But hey my boss gave him admin access. Took 3 days to finally revert to a prior state.<|eor|><|sor|>>estores I feel really stupid right now but what is "estore" referring to? Is that a specific technology or maybe just a name I'm not familiar with for something more common?<|eor|><|sor|>E-stores probably? As in e-commerce i guess?<|eor|><|sor|>So they wiped out fortune 500s online marketplace and lose millions of dollars of sales per day kind of mistake? Cool.<|eor|><|sor|>Yup, that exactly. Weird I never heard anything more about it as I think my company and the others didn't want to make a big public deal about it. Edit: To clarify it was an internal merchandising e-store. Sorry your not getting your pharmaceutical company branded golf balls, banners, and pamphlets for the conference. Didn't wreck their main business but supper prissy enterprise customers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
177
programmerhumor
Gugadin_
if9abhi
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>No automated tests, huh?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
Budget_Zucchini9034
if9bktq
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>No automated tests, huh?<|eor|><|soopr|>Wait, you mean tests can be automated now?? How come nobody told me?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
simpleauthority
if9vcto
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not a programmer but I'm the PM middleman and I took a week off to come and find that someone new purged the estores for several fortune 500 companies. I mean I tried replicating and it would be super involved to do it. The person should have only been able to update item details. But hey my boss gave him admin access. Took 3 days to finally revert to a prior state.<|eor|><|sor|>>estores I feel really stupid right now but what is "estore" referring to? Is that a specific technology or maybe just a name I'm not familiar with for something more common?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
160
programmerhumor
jack-of-some
ifavmus
<|sols|><|sot|>I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/8trz0dhcj7a91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>What I've learned today is that everyone on this sub is competent and amazing but they all have terrible coworkers (who incidentally do not post here)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
159
programmerhumor
rajeshbhat_ds
fprptu
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,458
programmerhumor
jronn1
flmr1yj
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>99% of hard-to-solve bugs are solved lying in bed trying to fall asleep... or on the toilet<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,170
programmerhumor
iamapizza
flmtp84
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>99% of hard-to-solve bugs are solved lying in bed trying to fall asleep... or on the toilet<|eor|><|sor|>or showering<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
360
programmerhumor
Survivor0
flmxnae
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>99% of hard-to-solve bugs are solved lying in bed trying to fall asleep... or on the toilet<|eor|><|sor|>or showering<|eor|><|sor|>or brushing your teeth<|eor|><|sor|>that's why most programmers have great personal hygiene<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
242
programmerhumor
Papyruscattus
flmwt06
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>99% of hard-to-solve bugs are solved lying in bed trying to fall asleep... or on the toilet<|eor|><|sor|>or showering<|eor|><|sor|>or brushing your teeth<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
215
programmerhumor
blinglog
flmpayh
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thats how I'll gain immortality<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
194
programmerhumor
pawfv
flmr1z4
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you are finally able to sleep but you dream the solution of that one bug.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
166
programmerhumor
berkes
flmwh5o
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>99% of hard-to-solve bugs are solved lying in bed trying to fall asleep... or on the toilet<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I employ the "walk away debugging". I'll just walk out of the office, do a 15 minute walk outside and come in, most often having solved the problem. I do take a notebook with me. Quite often I sit down on a bench and jot down some "possible causes" or "options for architecture" or some such. At one gig, my manger was like "WTF, where where you?". Me: Out. Debugging. But if you are outside, how do we know you are working? Me: (left within a monht)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
153
programmerhumor
ajlee2006
flmwwb2
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>is this a stock image, if so, _why_<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
91
programmerhumor
jsem25
fln0zam
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>99% of hard-to-solve bugs are solved lying in bed trying to fall asleep... or on the toilet<|eor|><|sor|>or showering<|eor|><|sor|>or brushing your teeth<|eor|><|sor|>that's why most programmers have great personal hygiene<|eor|><|sor|>Then why do 80% of my cs classmates look like they haven't had a shower for 2 months...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85
programmerhumor
Aramor42
flmwd7d
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>This just goes to prove that stock photo meetings are the perfect example of "Anything goes during a brainstorming session".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
72
programmerhumor
poopellar
fln67sn
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Thats how I'll gain immortality<|eor|><|sor|>By waiting for Android Studio to start up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
71
programmerhumor
czaszkaj
fln00he
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>When you are finally able to sleep but you dream the solution of that one bug.<|eor|><|sor|>And then you realize that you already tried that, and it was a dream about it solving your issue... :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
67
programmerhumor
depressed-salmon
fln3emo
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>is this a stock image, if so, _why_<|eor|><|sor|>Wtf is this if it *isnt* a stock photo??<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45
programmerhumor
bot_bot_bot
flmxjn2
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>99% of hard-to-solve bugs are solved lying in bed trying to fall asleep... or on the toilet<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I employ the "walk away debugging". I'll just walk out of the office, do a 15 minute walk outside and come in, most often having solved the problem. I do take a notebook with me. Quite often I sit down on a bench and jot down some "possible causes" or "options for architecture" or some such. At one gig, my manger was like "WTF, where where you?". Me: Out. Debugging. But if you are outside, how do we know you are working? Me: (left within a monht)<|eor|><|sor|>I hear that!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41
programmerhumor
R0bl0xN00b
flmr1v7
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't the images be switched around?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33
programmerhumor
GreenScreenSocks
flms0ov
<|sols|><|sot|>I'll go when my code passes all the test cases<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xqch2i8bn5p41.png<|eol|><|sor|>Shouldn't the images be switched around?<|eor|><|sor|>Like "When you just can't figure out that one bug that is in your code"?<|eor|><|sor|>No, like: "I can rest peacefully now"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
33
programmerhumor
hamandcheese_1
e1gq79
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,461
programmerhumor
TechyDad
f8p59el
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a web developer for over 20 years. I still often feel like I'm just faking and don't really know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,754
programmerhumor
hamandcheese_1
f8p5qaw
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a web developer for over 20 years. I still often feel like I'm just faking and don't really know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|soopr|>Who's gonna question your code if everyone is faking it?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
998
programmerhumor
TechyDad
f8p9s06
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a web developer for over 20 years. I still often feel like I'm just faking and don't really know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|soopr|>Who's gonna question your code if everyone is faking it?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Rationally, nobody. Everyone seems more than happy with my code. Unfortunately, rational thought doesn't enter into Imposter Syndrome and there's a persistent fear that says everyone will find out I'm a fraud. This irrational fear ignores all of my successes and exaggerates all of my failures to make it seem to myself like I'm utterly incompetent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
705
programmerhumor
PaperTronics
f8p8z4p
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fake it til you make it" What if i never make it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
419
programmerhumor
PLament
f8phte6
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like he already is a good programmer - after all, hes an expert in python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
345
programmerhumor
hamandcheese_1
f8pa3u1
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fake it til you make it" What if i never make it?<|eor|><|soopr|>if not make_it: fake_it()<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
305
programmerhumor
_edd
f8pnqz4
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a web developer for over 20 years. I still often feel like I'm just faking and don't really know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|soopr|>Who's gonna question your code if everyone is faking it?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Rationally, nobody. Everyone seems more than happy with my code. Unfortunately, rational thought doesn't enter into Imposter Syndrome and there's a persistent fear that says everyone will find out I'm a fraud. This irrational fear ignores all of my successes and exaggerates all of my failures to make it seem to myself like I'm utterly incompetent.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel you dude, i'm only on my second year of being a junior dev and I still feel like I was accidentally hired for this job and somehow have managed to "fluke" it up to now. I feel like my code is worse than everyone else's.<|eor|><|sor|>Having the desire to make your code better and then working to make sure your code is getting better is how you know you're not the imposter. There will always people that are better at your job than you and people worse at your job than you. All anyone can ask for is for someone willing to put in the effort and move in the right direction.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
298
programmerhumor
ezcryp
f8pfuhz
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a web developer for over 20 years. I still often feel like I'm just faking and don't really know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|soopr|>Who's gonna question your code if everyone is faking it?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Rationally, nobody. Everyone seems more than happy with my code. Unfortunately, rational thought doesn't enter into Imposter Syndrome and there's a persistent fear that says everyone will find out I'm a fraud. This irrational fear ignores all of my successes and exaggerates all of my failures to make it seem to myself like I'm utterly incompetent.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel you dude, i'm only on my second year of being a junior dev and I still feel like I was accidentally hired for this job and somehow have managed to "fluke" it up to now. I feel like my code is worse than everyone else's.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
250
programmerhumor
Kolossive
f8pc6cz
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fake it til you make it" What if i never make it?<|eor|><|soopr|>if not make_it: fake_it()<|eoopr|><|sor|>while not make_it: fake_it()<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
218
programmerhumor
hamandcheese_1
f8pcbh9
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fake it til you make it" What if i never make it?<|eor|><|soopr|>if not make_it: fake_it()<|eoopr|><|sor|>while not make_it: fake_it()<|eor|><|soopr|>while True: fake_it()<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
196
programmerhumor
MrQuizzles
f8pe6uc
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a web developer for over 20 years. I still often feel like I'm just faking and don't really know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|sor|>Have you built up a little ecosystem of code that you reuse often and are afraid to let other developers see it because you're pretty certain they'll look at it and be like "This is shit. You're shit." That's how I feel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
otac0n
f8pmd6k
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fake it til you make it" What if i never make it?<|eor|><|soopr|>if not make_it: fake_it()<|eoopr|><|sor|>while not make_it: fake_it()<|eor|><|soopr|>while True: fake_it()<|eoopr|><|sor|>`do { fake(it); } while(!made(it));`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
115
programmerhumor
kambinghunter
f8phi6w
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a web developer for over 20 years. I still often feel like I'm just faking and don't really know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|soopr|>Who's gonna question your code if everyone is faking it?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Rationally, nobody. Everyone seems more than happy with my code. Unfortunately, rational thought doesn't enter into Imposter Syndrome and there's a persistent fear that says everyone will find out I'm a fraud. This irrational fear ignores all of my successes and exaggerates all of my failures to make it seem to myself like I'm utterly incompetent.<|eor|><|sor|>impostor syndrome is a natural consequence of having high standards. if you don't feel like an imposter, *you're the impostor*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
98
programmerhumor
hamandcheese_1
f8phyn0
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Looks like he already is a good programmer - after all, hes an expert in python<|eor|><|soopr|>No need to question me on any other language.....please....<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
96
programmerhumor
jaxonfiles
f8pb4sd
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>!false<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programmerhumor
Russian_repost_bot
f8phttp
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A solid plan until they look at your code, then it's revealed you ctrl C, and ctrl V'ed 90% of the projects code from Stackoverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
90
programmerhumor
hamandcheese_1
f8pi19d
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A solid plan until they look at your code, then it's revealed you ctrl C, and ctrl V'ed 90% of the projects code from Stackoverflow.<|eor|><|soopr|>How else does someone code?<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
89
programmerhumor
cce29555
f8pg258
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This makes me feel better about my career choice. I'm no expert and I fear I never will be, but somehow I get it done<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
82
programmerhumor
LvS
f8psuzx
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A solid plan until they look at your code, then it's revealed you ctrl C, and ctrl V'ed 90% of the projects code from Stackoverflow.<|eor|><|soopr|>How else does someone code?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Cool kids copy from github.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
70
programmerhumor
DAMO238
f8pratv
<|sols|><|sot|>When talking to the veteran programmers at work<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/mtkfcgtzdu041.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've been a web developer for over 20 years. I still often feel like I'm just faking and don't really know what I'm doing.<|eor|><|soopr|>Who's gonna question your code if everyone is faking it?<|eoopr|><|sor|>Rationally, nobody. Everyone seems more than happy with my code. Unfortunately, rational thought doesn't enter into Imposter Syndrome and there's a persistent fear that says everyone will find out I'm a fraud. This irrational fear ignores all of my successes and exaggerates all of my failures to make it seem to myself like I'm utterly incompetent.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel you dude, i'm only on my second year of being a junior dev and I still feel like I was accidentally hired for this job and somehow have managed to "fluke" it up to now. I feel like my code is worse than everyone else's.<|eor|><|sor|>Having the desire to make your code better and then working to make sure your code is getting better is how you know you're not the imposter. There will always people that are better at your job than you and people worse at your job than you. All anyone can ask for is for someone willing to put in the effort and move in the right direction.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank you for that uplifting comment!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
59
programmerhumor
seathefullmoon
q5shmk
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,443
programmerhumor
Seblor
hg7uz9m
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I have plenty of experience with your existing codebase" I actually wouldn't be surprised if some would try that argument in their interview.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,096
programmerhumor
alex2003super
hg7w3ba
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I have plenty of experience with your existing codebase" I actually wouldn't be surprised if some would try that argument in their interview.<|eor|><|sor|>Congratulations! You're hired! And you're sued! See you next Monday at the office, or in court<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
956
programmerhumor
bureksir
hg7y9i1
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I have plenty of experience with your existing codebase" I actually wouldn't be surprised if some would try that argument in their interview.<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist: twitch leaked the code themselves, so that in 6 months they can have their pick of coders to hire who already are versed in their codebase<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
637
programmerhumor
TimX24968B
hg839bv
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>isnt the second part of the leak supposed to come today?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
334
programmerhumor
xX_MEM_Xx
hg7z2y4
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I have plenty of experience with your existing codebase" I actually wouldn't be surprised if some would try that argument in their interview.<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist: twitch leaked the code themselves, so that in 6 months they can have their pick of coders to hire who already are versed in their codebase<|eor|><|sor|>Wouldn't be the worst idea! Ain't no-one gonna unseat Twitch with their own code. Just because it was illegally leaked, doesn't mean it's allowed to use commercially. Twitch would have a field day with you, then laugh all the way from the courthouse to the bank.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
302
programmerhumor
zenivinez
hg896p6
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I have plenty of experience with your existing codebase" I actually wouldn't be surprised if some would try that argument in their interview.<|eor|><|sor|>Congratulations! You're hired! And you're sued! See you next Monday at the office, or in court<|eor|><|sor|>I managed to get a cease and desist notice from Twitch because I made an app that allowed you to cast Twitch streams to a Chromecast (in the period between them coming out and Twitch making it available). Gotta love spending a morning doing a job that takes a company almost a year to sort out only to have them spend more time to tell me to stop than it took me to get the app out.<|eor|><|sor|>A large client of mine had a team of "developers" who worked over a year on a in house web analytics solutions. I put together a solution in less than an hour and showed it to the client. Due to politics they are still developing the other solution even though its less capable and doesn't work with any existing protocols that their "developers" apparently didn't know existed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
255
programmerhumor
fndasltn
hg8biw5
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>That is exactly what the Twitch office in downtown San Francisco looks like! Great attention to detail<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
217
programmerhumor
tchikennMayn
hg81wpi
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Show me the code I couldn't find it anywhere (only did a couple of good searches and gave up because of all the 'news' articles)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
211
programmerhumor
KurosakiEzio
hg897nd
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>isnt the second part of the leak supposed to come today?<|eor|><|sor|>a 2nd part?<|eor|><|sor|>yea the original leak said that was only part 1 of 2<|eor|><|sor|>Is there anything left to leak? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>The production database?<|eor|><|sor|>please don't, i don't want people to see my password is hunter2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
185
programmerhumor
NotClever
hg89goh
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>This is why I stopped reading slashdot. So many companies hacked. Just hire me to do your IT. I don't know what I'm doing so it'd be difficult to hack.<|eor|><|sor|>"We got into their systems but... there *is* no database." "What? The hell you mean 'there is no database'? It's a global multi billion dollar e-commerce company." "I know, dude, but there's just a comment in the code that says 'ask Dan for account info'."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
160
programmerhumor
pennomi
hg88758
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>isnt the second part of the leak supposed to come today?<|eor|><|sor|>a 2nd part?<|eor|><|sor|>yea the original leak said that was only part 1 of 2<|eor|><|sor|>Is there anything left to leak? Lol<|eor|><|sor|>The production database?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
158
programmerhumor
nictheman123
hg8aq7t
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I have plenty of experience with your existing codebase" I actually wouldn't be surprised if some would try that argument in their interview.<|eor|><|sor|>Congratulations! You're hired! And you're sued! See you next Monday at the office, or in court<|eor|><|sor|>I managed to get a cease and desist notice from Twitch because I made an app that allowed you to cast Twitch streams to a Chromecast (in the period between them coming out and Twitch making it available). Gotta love spending a morning doing a job that takes a company almost a year to sort out only to have them spend more time to tell me to stop than it took me to get the app out.<|eor|><|sor|>A large client of mine had a team of "developers" who worked over a year on a in house web analytics solutions. I put together a solution in less than an hour and showed it to the client. Due to politics they are still developing the other solution even though its less capable and doesn't work with any existing protocols that their "developers" apparently didn't know existed.<|eor|><|sor|>Ooh I have a good one. Join a company and they have been developing an inhouse content management system. This is an all encompassing one so required the developer to completely change their workflow to facilitate, as well as the only guy working on it had to answer constant questions. I come in and spend a morning tweaking a basic WordPress install that gets us all the features he had in. The platform he made was about 2 years in so far, with at least another year to go. They had the devs testing out the system optionally. Most devs used it once then instantly went to my instal. Working was quicker, there was documentation all over the place for devs AND clients and it made a lot more sense. they kept pushing back saying we will be using the new system when it's done. Spoke to management and while they agreed it was easier, quicker and better to do it the other way but we were 2 years into development so it will go ahead. Cut forward a year and it releases, gets used for like 5 clients all who complain, get confused etc etc. Ended up going back to my feature-full WordPress mod, only because the customers complained. The amount of money they tipped into that sinking ship is embarrassing.<|eor|><|sor|>> 2 years into development So? This is sunk cost fallacy, literally econ 101. You poured resources into a hole, and then learned you didn't have to. Don't pour more resources down the same hole, just archive the project as is and deploy the working version. If the working version ever stops, then you can pick work back up on the archived project. Also, if it's taking 3 years to develop something one guy did in a single morning, you're not throwing enough resources at the problem. Put a team on that shit.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
158
programmerhumor
user_8804
hg7y0br
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>I don't get what contributing to open source has to deal with code leak of twitch?<|eor|><|sor|>The joke is their source code is basically open source now that we all saw it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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TimX24968B
hg878q1
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>isnt the second part of the leak supposed to come today?<|eor|><|sor|>a 2nd part?<|eor|><|sor|>yea the original leak said that was only part 1 of 2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Jabulon
hg873it
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>isnt the second part of the leak supposed to come today?<|eor|><|sor|>a 2nd part?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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finger_milk
hg7xe7q
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I have plenty of experience with your existing codebase" I actually wouldn't be surprised if some would try that argument in their interview.<|eor|><|sor|>Congratulations! You're hired! And you're sued! See you next Monday at the office, or in court<|eor|><|sor|>"The council will decide your fate"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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Rafael20002000
hg82p29
<|sols|><|sot|>Job Interview<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/xsd0l9iunss71.png<|eol|><|sor|>Show me the code I couldn't find it anywhere (only did a couple of good searches and gave up because of all the 'news' articles)<|eor|><|sor|>Go onto 4chan -> technology, should be the most recent post<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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kalibabka
cz2uxt
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,396
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godvictis
eyvoycc
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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kalibabka
eyvp7ly
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|soopr|>I wanted to avoid two very similar panels so I had to choose between PHP and JavaScript.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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pants_of_antiquity
eyvvj0g
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Learn r/ProgrammerHumor in 21 seconds.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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JWson
eyvw5pq
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bright theme bad dark theme good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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11b403a7
eyvsrts
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|soopr|>I wanted to avoid two very similar panels so I had to choose between PHP and JavaScript.<|eoopr|><|sor|>When in doubt, always shit on Javascript first.<|eor|><|sor|>No PHP and its stupid pointers in a dynamic language<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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