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programmerhumor
Lucaslhm
eyvu58p
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we are programmers, not comedians. You know?<|eor|><|sor|>I dont know... my code is a joke...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
408
programmerhumor
Equixels
eyvre8k
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we are programmers, not comedians. You know?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
371
programmerhumor
bangonthedrums
eyvzdsg
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|soopr|>I wanted to avoid two very similar panels so I had to choose between PHP and JavaScript.<|eoopr|><|sor|>When in doubt, always shit on Javascript first.<|eor|><|sor|>No PHP and its stupid pointers in a dynamic language<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, I thought PHP only have references. Even array is copied when assigned between variables... E: PHP don't have pointers!!<|eor|><|sor|>You can use a pointer when passing values so that you dont have to do a return statement I'm not a master at PHP, only two unicetiety classes and one rewrite from PHP to dotnet. But you can do a pointer when passing in variables to a function to change the value of the variable outside the function without a return statement. This is done by, kinda, the following $num = 2; function AddThree(&$num){ $num + 2; } The above code will change the variable when called without a return. Its dumb. Also this code isn't tested and this is a rough example. It probably will not work. Do some googles and try it yourself if youd like a fully functioning example<|eor|><|sor|>>it probably will not work Well yeah, the function is named `addThree()` but it only adds 2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
236
programmerhumor
DrMux
eyvreqn
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Google?](https://i.imgur.com/MrYKxXz.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
219
programmerhumor
kalibabka
eyvrwaa
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about Drake memes<|eor|><|soopr|>Drake memes are overused everywhere. I wanted to keep it specific to this sub.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
198
programmerhumor
Sand_in_your_mouth
eyvz5cc
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tabs vs Spaces Really we should be using emojis to indent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
147
programmerhumor
VC420
eyvyv0o
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Google?](https://i.imgur.com/MrYKxXz.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>>Google stackoverflows home page<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
MbakKoKom
eyvxzf7
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|soopr|>I wanted to avoid two very similar panels so I had to choose between PHP and JavaScript.<|eoopr|><|sor|>When in doubt, always shit on Javascript first.<|eor|><|sor|>No PHP and its stupid pointers in a dynamic language<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, I thought PHP only have references. Even array is copied when assigned between variables... E: PHP don't have pointers!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
143
programmerhumor
TheChowderOfClams
eyw3rec
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer humor feels like CS students venting their frustrations and making cutesy little jokes 90% of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
123
programmerhumor
Dougley
eyvrspw
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about Drake memes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
117
programmerhumor
Blueson
eyw1t5r
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bright theme bad dark theme good<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta love the borderline, not at all relevant to programming "jokes"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
116
programmerhumor
Alkiiis
eyw1gm1
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>StAcKoVeRfLoW wAs MaDe WiThOuT StAcKoVeRfLoW<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
104
programmerhumor
Oggemer
eyvvreu
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love all the fresh UDP vs. TCP jokes. Can't get enough of them /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programmerhumor
Ursafrank
eyvpdnw
<|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|sor|>Almost always pointing out problems that were solved ages ago. Just use === people, it's not that hard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
Bishwas12
v4pi58
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,319
programmerhumor
Anonymo2786
ib5tti1
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
404
programmerhumor
Tempest_Barbarian
ib6fehq
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
271
programmerhumor
T3MP0_HS
ib6jlkg
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know what it does for a week after writing it. Then I forget<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
161
programmerhumor
HonestCod7896
ib67fnr
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm curious- why is this such a common theme in this sub? How can you write code that you don't understand? Why is this funny? (I'm not trying to be an asshole, and the cute kitty aside. ) Edit: thank you for sharing your thoughts. I have to visualize what is happening before I code. It is interesting, the different approaches that accomplish the same goal.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll write code and know all the ins and outs for about 2 weeks after I've written in. Then I move on to other projects. Later, when I need to look at the old I have to spend half a day at least scratching my head to remember what I was doing and why. And, yes, I comment my code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
149
programmerhumor
aedvocate
ib7ftlu
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|>when I copy off SO answers I always leave a comment with a permalink back to the thread in question. it's not plagiarism if you cite your sources!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
144
programmerhumor
TamahaganeJidai
ib6lw1u
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|sor|>Cluttered code is inefficient so it does matter<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you're doing mass scaling or running it on a mcu/embedded system, no it doesn't really matter. The standard inefficiency in today's programs are laughable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
97
programmerhumor
TK_Nanerpuss
ib5qhwp
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm curious- why is this such a common theme in this sub? How can you write code that you don't understand? Why is this funny? (I'm not trying to be an asshole, and the cute kitty aside. ) Edit: thank you for sharing your thoughts. I have to visualize what is happening before I code. It is interesting, the different approaches that accomplish the same goal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
96
programmerhumor
probablynotaperv
ib7522y
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure there are like 3 people in the world who really know how to code and everyone else is just copying and pasting their work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
76
programmerhumor
TheTacoWombat
ib6s0qs
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|sor|>Cluttered code is inefficient so it does matter<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you're doing mass scaling or running it on a mcu/embedded system, no it doesn't really matter. The standard inefficiency in today's programs are laughable.<|eor|><|sor|>It's more inefficient in that the next person (or you, six months from now) that has to look at that code and understand it, will have to waste 3x the time than if it had just been clearly written.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
67
programmerhumor
UltraGigachad69
ib6lerp
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|sor|>Cluttered code is inefficient so it does matter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
64
programmerhumor
EverydayScriptkiddie
ib5lre7
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just work here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
60
programmerhumor
haikusbot
ib6jmh2
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know what it does for a week after writing it. Then I forget<|eor|><|sor|>*I know what it does* *For a week after writing* *It. Then I forget* \- T3MP0\_HS --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn&#32;more&#32;about&#32;me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
KeytapTheProgrammer
ib6lkxy
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>> But you wrote it last week! Yeah, I've slept since then, sorry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
52
programmerhumor
kaerfkeerg
ib7nebo
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|>when I copy off SO answers I always leave a comment with a permalink back to the thread in question. it's not plagiarism if you cite your sources!!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, you credit the author, so you cool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
45
programmerhumor
BrewerBeer
ib7hlj9
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure there are like 3 people in the world who really know how to code and everyone else is just copying and pasting their work<|eor|><|sor|>> pretty sure there are like 3 people in the world who really know how to code and everyone else is just copying and pasting their work I feel like this is being generous.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
44
programmerhumor
th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34
ib6w47x
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|sor|>Cluttered code is inefficient so it does matter<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you're doing mass scaling or running it on a mcu/embedded system, no it doesn't really matter. The standard inefficiency in today's programs are laughable.<|eor|><|sor|>It's more inefficient in that the next person (or you, six months from now) that has to look at that code and understand it, will have to waste 3x the time than if it had just been clearly written.<|eor|><|sor|>While that is perfectly true, my old employer would continuously keep quick messy coders over slower coders that produced readable code. Like one of my TL's (who could code btw) favorite programmers whom he still tried to re-recruit years after he switched companies copy-pasted code originally meant to generate a website to automatically generate welcome mails with no HTML. Including all comments. A lot of PMs don't really care whether or not it's readable, they care that it gets done on time and the less time it takes the better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
41
programmerhumor
wenasi
ib6lxcr
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know what it does for a week after writing it. Then I forget<|eor|><|sor|>*I know what it does* *For a week after writing* *It. Then I forget* \- T3MP0\_HS --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn&#32;more&#32;about&#32;me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't quite roll off the tongue<|eor|><|sor|>It's so close too. >*I know what it does* >*For a week after writing* >*Then I forget it*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
37
programmerhumor
studioCodez
ib6db25
<|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
36
programmerhumor
RazvanBaws
11e845g
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,305
programmerhumor
H4llifax
jacurmu
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
8,562
programmerhumor
nedal8
jadlwft
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,924
programmerhumor
CovidAnalyticsNL
jad0l9n
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|sor|>Furthermore the throughput of the students math capabilities would need to be equivalent to about 8 nvidia A100 GPUs to get a decent speed on token generation. It might be wise to print a reduced precision and reduced parameter space version with only 1 billion FP16 parameters. That way the student only needs the equivalent throughput of an nvidia rtx 2080. It is likely that ChatGPT uses a reduced parameter space version on the free version anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,358
programmerhumor
Mastterpiece
jadrtup
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Or make a turing complete paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,754
programmerhumor
Amster2
jad8aem
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|sor|>Furthermore the throughput of the students math capabilities would need to be equivalent to about 8 nvidia A100 GPUs to get a decent speed on token generation. It might be wise to print a reduced precision and reduced parameter space version with only 1 billion FP16 parameters. That way the student only needs the equivalent throughput of an nvidia rtx 2080. It is likely that ChatGPT uses a reduced parameter space version on the free version anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>In my day, undersgrads definitely didn't have a GPU-like throughput in multiplying matrices, good luck tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,487
programmerhumor
spidertyler2005
jadko2u
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glue a phone to the paper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,470
programmerhumor
archy_bold
jadzrxb
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Or make a turing complete paper.<|eor|><|sor|>At least itll run Doom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,041
programmerhumor
abd53
jadbzf8
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|sor|>Furthermore the throughput of the students math capabilities would need to be equivalent to about 8 nvidia A100 GPUs to get a decent speed on token generation. It might be wise to print a reduced precision and reduced parameter space version with only 1 billion FP16 parameters. That way the student only needs the equivalent throughput of an nvidia rtx 2080. It is likely that ChatGPT uses a reduced parameter space version on the free version anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>In my day, undersgrads definitely didn't have a GPU-like throughput in multiplying matrices, good luck tho<|eor|><|sor|>In my time (at present), undergrads still don't have a calculator-like throughput in adding small and sparse matrices.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
722
programmerhumor
Nanaki_TV
jae3l5j
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Or make a turing complete paper.<|eor|><|sor|>At least itll run Doom<|eor|><|sor|>Fails exam because playing Doom instead. Happens every time I'm multiplying matrices with a turing complete paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
680
programmerhumor
noob-nine
jadmc9b
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glue a phone to the paper<|eor|><|sor|>Found the person who discusses requirements with the customer after they are not satisfied with the product in a waterfall design process. It clearly says "on paper" and not "printed on paper"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
609
programmerhumor
No_Philosophy_8520
jacqxpa
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How many papers IT could have? Maybe he can publish it as a book.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
579
programmerhumor
darkslide3000
jaeqpk0
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bro turned English 101 into Math 999.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
436
programmerhumor
Snow_flaek
jaetsoa
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>It has been done, albeit at a rate of 0.67 hashes per day. https://www.righto.com/2014/09/mining-bitcoin-with-pencil-and-paper.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
417
programmerhumor
the_clash_is_back
jaeorc3
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>should have printed the exam answers from last year. They recycle 60% of the questions and you can smart-guess the remaining 40%.<|eor|><|sor|>I had a open book exam that was word for word the practice exam the professor posted the night before the exam. He just switched a few signs around and made a few 0 to 1s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
382
programmerhumor
Jake0024
jadzeyy
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|sor|>Furthermore the throughput of the students math capabilities would need to be equivalent to about 8 nvidia A100 GPUs to get a decent speed on token generation. It might be wise to print a reduced precision and reduced parameter space version with only 1 billion FP16 parameters. That way the student only needs the equivalent throughput of an nvidia rtx 2080. It is likely that ChatGPT uses a reduced parameter space version on the free version anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>In my day, undersgrads definitely didn't have a GPU-like throughput in multiplying matrices, good luck tho<|eor|><|sor|>In my time (at present), undergrads still don't have a calculator-like throughput in adding small and sparse matrices.<|eor|><|sor|>or integers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
382
programmerhumor
redplanet97
jadggr7
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did Elon give you this idea?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
330
programmerhumor
RazvanBaws
jad9co1
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>In an oversimplified way, neural networks work by multiplying matrices. Theoretically you could perform matrix multiplication and get the same result as a deep neural network. When you study machine learning, you might even get this as homework for a small model, like one able to compute a basic logic function<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
305
programmerhumor
madmaxturbator
jaexm8y
<|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>It has been done, albeit at a rate of 0.67 hashes per day. https://www.righto.com/2014/09/mining-bitcoin-with-pencil-and-paper.html<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck yeah internet friends. I dont need to do a damn thing, someone is already doing it and another person has found me the link. This is great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
300
programmerhumor
That_5_Something
uromzh
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,299
programmerhumor
WictImov
i8yycfy
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Coding is 99% staring. Obviously, your boss is from another department.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,514
programmerhumor
Enchelion
i8zd43c
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Coding is 99% staring. Obviously, your boss is from another department.<|eor|><|sor|>You: \*staring\* Them: What are you doing? You: This code worked yesterday. Them: So why doesn't it work today? You: Oh, it still works, but it absolutely shouldn't and I need to figure out how.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,394
programmerhumor
dhruvikpatel
i8yeq73
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I remove the line and write it again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
962
programmerhumor
papacheapo
i8yho6h
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always have a desktop ready with 3 IDE instances, 15 terminals (with different color backgrounds), and a few docs about the project up also make sure there arent any browsers open to StackOverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
321
programmerhumor
Wespe95
i8yv06g
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always have a desktop ready with 3 IDE instances, 15 terminals (with different color backgrounds), and a few docs about the project up also make sure there arent any browsers open to StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SrackOverflow? That's like point five on my must have list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
211
programmerhumor
Dotaproffessional
i8z3y6g
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Boss: "anon why aren't you working" Le me: "I'm waiting for my code to compile" Boss: "Oh ok.... Wait we use python"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
210
programmerhumor
Lucas_Webdev
i8z1wby
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always have a desktop ready with 3 IDE instances, 15 terminals (with different color backgrounds), and a few docs about the project up also make sure there arent any browsers open to StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SrackOverflow? That's like point five on my must have list.<|eor|><|sor|>boss thinks a good dev doesn't need any help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
201
programmerhumor
MrDilbert
i8zu00c
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Coding is 99% staring. Obviously, your boss is from another department.<|eor|><|sor|>You: \*staring\* Them: What are you doing? You: This code worked yesterday. Them: So why doesn't it work today? You: Oh, it still works, but it absolutely shouldn't and I need to figure out how.<|eor|><|sor|>The best description of a piece of code which SHOULD throw an exception.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
200
programmerhumor
Inferno_Sparky
i8zgim0
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I remove the line and write it again<|eor|><|sor|>Delete a whole line and Ctrl z it back a letter at a time<|eor|><|sor|>doesn't work it adds the whole line again at least in any editor I worked with<|eor|><|sor|>Delete it letter by letter then Ctrl + Z it letter by letter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
194
programmerhumor
FOSS-Evangelist
i8yfqu0
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Alt+Tab<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
166
programmerhumor
Enchelion
i90491z
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Coding is 99% staring. Obviously, your boss is from another department.<|eor|><|sor|>You: \*staring\* Them: What are you doing? You: This code worked yesterday. Them: So why doesn't it work today? You: Oh, it still works, but it absolutely shouldn't and I need to figure out how.<|eor|><|sor|>My boss' response to that is: "Move onto another task. You can figure it out later, if we have time"<|eor|><|sor|>Your boss (3 weeks later): Why doesn't your patch work in production? You: We didn't have time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
164
programmerhumor
Masterflitzer
i8z9n48
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I remove the line and write it again<|eor|><|sor|>Delete a whole line and Ctrl z it back a letter at a time<|eor|><|sor|>doesn't work it adds the whole line again at least in any editor I worked with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
UrbanFever
i8z59mw
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always have a desktop ready with 3 IDE instances, 15 terminals (with different color backgrounds), and a few docs about the project up also make sure there arent any browsers open to StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SrackOverflow? That's like point five on my must have list.<|eor|><|sor|>boss thinks a good dev doesn't need any help<|eor|><|sor|>Bad boss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
155
programmerhumor
0-13
i8z0a7u
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just look busy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
146
programmerhumor
DramaticProtogen
i8zdgqd
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me when my wife walks in the office, yes my code looks like gta but all the new languages are interactive<|eor|><|sor|>jack car for semicolon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
138
programmerhumor
memiusDankimus
i8z8ylf
<|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Boss: "anon why aren't you working" Le me: "I'm waiting for my code to compile" Boss: "Oh ok.... Wait we use python"<|eor|><|sor|>I'm waiting on my code to run<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
129
programmerhumor
wescoasiac5
k17e1i
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,307
programmerhumor
MetaMemeAboutAMeme
gdmk0sd
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't even ask me about the variable names used when our team was working on some municipal code for Cuntis, Spain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,089
programmerhumor
CPC_Mouthpiece
gdndjjk
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Had a tool my coworker made to remove colons and reformat them for MAC addresses. It was labled Colon Cleanser in the application.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,088
programmerhumor
rolandplanitz
gdmpbeo
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>we had a class in university called "Forensic Analysis" which was internally shortened to "for.anal" which was okay as the class wasn't that good after all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
882
programmerhumor
Mageling55
gdmjyq7
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anal.insert(IAnalInsertible analInsertible) Java conventions make it even wierder<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
691
programmerhumor
empT3
gdmvsm2
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's always the magical moment in every front-end code base when I get to use my favorite function name: `getRect`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
557
programmerhumor
systembusy
gdmxf0k
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>double penetration;<|eor|><|sor|> public double penetration;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
544
programmerhumor
vopice
gdmue69
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>double penetration;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
495
programmerhumor
gunslingerfry1
gdn1nk6
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't even ask me about the variable names used when our team was working on some municipal code for Cuntis, Spain.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>HE SAID DON'T!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
464
programmerhumor
Double_Lingonberry98
gdmnuex
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen start\_periodic\_flows(), stop\_periodic\_flows() functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
453
programmerhumor
similiarintrests
gdnciqk
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Anal.Split();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
396
programmerhumor
pezx
gdmlv3m
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anal.insert(IAnalInsertible analInsertible) Java conventions make it even wierder<|eor|><|sor|>And then there's an AnalInsertableFactory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
377
programmerhumor
ThatCoffeeGrind
gdmyzpd
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>double penetration;<|eor|><|sor|> public double penetration;<|eor|><|sor|>Protected. Don't be silly and wrap your willy!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
349
programmerhumor
backtickbot
gdmp9ey
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Hello, \_jaypatel: code blocks using backticks (\`\`\`) don't work on all versions of Reddit! Some users see [this](https://stalas.alm.lt/backformat/gdmp8t3.png) / [this](https://stalas.alm.lt/backformat/gdmp8t3.html) instead. To fix this, indent every line with **4 spaces** instead. It's a bit annoying, but then your code blocks are properly formatted for everyone. An easy way to do this is to use the [code-block button in the editor](https://stalas.alm.lt/files/new-reddit-codeblock.png). If it's not working, try switching to the fancy-pants editor and back again. [Comment with formatting fixed for old.reddit.com users](https://np.reddit.com/r/backtickbot/comments/k190ew/httpsnpredditcomrprogrammerhumorcommentsk17e1ithat/) [FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/r/backtickbot/wiki/index) ^(You can opt out by replying with backtickopt6 to this comment.)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
332
programmerhumor
systembusy
gdmxi61
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>cum is also a very common word Its pronounced like cumulative...<|eor|><|sor|>So to analyze a cumulative result, you would pass the result to `anal_cum(...)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
279
programmerhumor
franticBeans
gdn5hjg
<|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A company I worked for had a famous piece of code that created arrays called "babies", "adults" and "children " (it was some pediatric thing) which is all fine and good untill later in the routine where it doesn't need the array anymore we get the immortal line: `KILL {adults}, {children}, {babies} ;; required for rework..can this be avoided?` That's classic comedy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
253
programmerhumor
greatgodme
utuxcj
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,295
programmerhumor
redspyisin
i9c0fcr
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me: can i get a little program for this? google: here's a github me: okay, with an easy zipfile or executable to install...? github: here's the sourcecode some russian guy posted me: cool cool.... what language is this in even? github: russian :))))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,507
programmerhumor
CiroGarcia
i9bu044
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>6. Find the solution to the problem in PornHub's comment section<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
866
programmerhumor
Party-Writer9068
i9cbv3u
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me: can i get a little program for this? google: here's a github me: okay, with an easy zipfile or executable to install...? github: here's the sourcecode some russian guy posted me: cool cool.... what language is this in even? github: russian :))))<|eor|><|sor|>and in comments someone 4 years ago asking how to install but no replies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
722
programmerhumor
Kazeto
i9bz3zt
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't trust any .exe or .bat files found on pornhub, though ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
577
programmerhumor
Exotic_Wealth_3522
i9c129y
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Need some obscure kink 2. Google sends me to PornHub 3. Try for 10 minutes to find right video 4. Instead all I get is some incest shit 5. Give up and go on Github instead to deal with the frustration<|eor|><|sor|>Step-IDE, I'm stuck D:<|eor|><|sor|>There's some Vim's 5km away from you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
533
programmerhumor
VladVV
i9cedrp
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me: can i get a little program for this? google: here's a github me: okay, with an easy zipfile or executable to install...? github: here's the sourcecode some russian guy posted me: cool cool.... what language is this in even? github: russian :))))<|eor|><|sor|>and in comments someone 4 years ago asking how to install but no replies<|eor|><|sor|>The worst is when there is an actual makefile with a list of dependencies, but when you install all the dependencies and run the makefile, it just throws 15 different types of errors and 467 warnings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
515
programmerhumor
Dr-Rjinswand
i9bppoe
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know, Im a somewhat competent programmer, I work professionally, earn good money. I am fucking useless with all forms of source control, Ive used git, SVN, perforce, and I am absolutely bare minimum with all of them. I just cant wrap my head around them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
385
programmerhumor
cumcumcumpenis
i9ccq9n
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>6. Find the solution to the problem in PornHub's comment section<|eor|><|sor|>pornhub comment section is better then stackoverflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
345
programmerhumor
JaneWithJesus
i9br39p
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know, Im a somewhat competent programmer, I work professionally, earn good money. I am fucking useless with all forms of source control, Ive used git, SVN, perforce, and I am absolutely bare minimum with all of them. I just cant wrap my head around them.<|eor|><|sor|>Pullpushmerge all you need baby<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
307
programmerhumor
mymemesnow
i9cjcft
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>6. Find the solution to the problem in PornHub's comment section<|eor|><|sor|>pornhub comment section is better then stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>No cap, I asked a question about a bug I had in the comments on some popular video and within hours I got several replies giving me exactly what I needed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
282
programmerhumor
lavishlad
i9ch2kg
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me: can i get a little program for this? google: here's a github me: okay, with an easy zipfile or executable to install...? github: here's the sourcecode some russian guy posted me: cool cool.... what language is this in even? github: russian :))))<|eor|><|sor|>and in comments someone 4 years ago asking how to install but no replies<|eor|><|sor|>The worst is when there is an actual makefile with a list of dependencies, but when you install all the dependencies and run the makefile, it just throws 15 different types of errors and 467 warnings<|eor|><|sor|>then you go check "issues" hoping to find other people struggling with the setup but discover that all the errors posted there came up *during* runtime, so you feel a little extra stupid and go to pornhub and have a wank.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
257
programmerhumor
MurdoMaclachlan
i9btlm5
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Reddit Comments* --- **TheNorsePotato** .....What is github? > **Cala-Worst-Girl** > > In my experience: > > 1\. Need some obscure software > > 2\. Google sends me to github > > 3\. Try for 10 minutes to find a normal download button with an .exe \/ .bat > > 4\. Instead download the sourcecode and some file extensions I never heared off > > 5\. Give up and go on pornhub instead to deal with the frustration --- ^^I'm&#32;a&#32;human&#32;volunteer&#32;content&#32;transcriber&#32;and&#32;you&#32;could&#32;be&#32;too!&#32;[If&#32;you'd&#32;like&#32;more&#32;information&#32;on&#32;what&#32;we&#32;do&#32;and&#32;why&#32;we&#32;do&#32;it,&#32;click&#32;here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
188
programmerhumor
RequiDarth1
i9cehp3
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't trust any .exe or .bat files found on pornhub, though ...<|eor|><|sor|>.dmg though, totally legit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
186
programmerhumor
suvlub
i9caxwb
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank you, I thought I was too stupid to deal with it<|eor|><|sor|>The problem is misunderstanding what Github is about. It's easy to use... for its intended purpose. Visit a repository. What do you see? A source tree you can navigate and browse files. A big button to fork the repository. A big button the clone the repository. A big button to download the source code as a zip. That's what Github expects you to want to do. It's a website for hosting git repositories, not an app store. Going there to download an exe is like going to a grocery store to eat a meal. You might be able to grab a rotisserie chicken, some bread and veggies and then eat it with your hands in the parking lot. It sucks, yeah. But the reason why it sucks isn't that grocery stores are hard to use. It's that grocery stores are built for people who want to buy ingredients for their own food, not for people who are hungry and want to eat a meal right now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
181