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programmerhumor | Lucaslhm | eyvu58p | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we are programmers, not comedians. You know?<|eor|><|sor|>I dont know... my code is a joke...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 408 |
programmerhumor | Equixels | eyvre8k | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Well, we are programmers, not comedians. You know?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | bangonthedrums | eyvzdsg | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|soopr|>I wanted to avoid two very similar panels so I had to choose between PHP and JavaScript.<|eoopr|><|sor|>When in doubt, always shit on Javascript first.<|eor|><|sor|>No PHP and its stupid pointers in a dynamic language<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, I thought PHP only have references. Even array is copied when assigned between variables...
E: PHP don't have pointers!!<|eor|><|sor|>You can use a pointer when passing values so that you dont have to do a return statement
I'm not a master at PHP, only two unicetiety classes and one rewrite from PHP to dotnet.
But you can do a pointer when passing in variables to a function to change the value of the variable outside the function without a return statement.
This is done by, kinda, the following
$num = 2;
function AddThree(&$num){
$num + 2;
}
The above code will change the variable when called without a return. Its dumb. Also this code isn't tested and this is a rough example. It probably will not work. Do some googles and try it yourself if youd like a fully functioning example<|eor|><|sor|>>it probably will not work
Well yeah, the function is named `addThree()` but it only adds 2<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 236 |
programmerhumor | DrMux | eyvreqn | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Google?](https://i.imgur.com/MrYKxXz.jpg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 219 |
programmerhumor | kalibabka | eyvrwaa | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about Drake memes<|eor|><|soopr|>Drake memes are overused everywhere. I wanted to keep it specific to this sub.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 198 |
programmerhumor | Sand_in_your_mouth | eyvz5cc | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tabs vs Spaces
Really we should be using emojis to indent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 147 |
programmerhumor | VC420 | eyvyv0o | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Google?](https://i.imgur.com/MrYKxXz.jpg)<|eor|><|sor|>>Google
stackoverflows home page<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | MbakKoKom | eyvxzf7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|soopr|>I wanted to avoid two very similar panels so I had to choose between PHP and JavaScript.<|eoopr|><|sor|>When in doubt, always shit on Javascript first.<|eor|><|sor|>No PHP and its stupid pointers in a dynamic language<|eor|><|sor|>Wait, I thought PHP only have references. Even array is copied when assigned between variables...
E: PHP don't have pointers!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 143 |
programmerhumor | TheChowderOfClams | eyw3rec | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Programmer humor feels like CS students venting their frustrations and making cutesy little jokes 90% of the time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 123 |
programmerhumor | Dougley | eyvrspw | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You forgot about Drake memes<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 117 |
programmerhumor | Blueson | eyw1t5r | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bright theme bad dark theme good<|eor|><|sor|>Gotta love the borderline, not at all relevant to programming "jokes"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 116 |
programmerhumor | Alkiiis | eyw1gm1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>StAcKoVeRfLoW wAs MaDe WiThOuT StAcKoVeRfLoW<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104 |
programmerhumor | Oggemer | eyvvreu | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I love all the fresh UDP vs. TCP jokes. Can't get enough of them /s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 95 |
programmerhumor | Ursafrank | eyvpdnw | <|sols|><|sot|>Rule #3 Violation [OC]<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/x81g4qxpsck31.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you forgot all the memes making jokes about how shit javascript is<|eor|><|sor|>Almost always pointing out problems that were solved ages ago. Just use === people, it's not that hard<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 84 |
programmerhumor | Bishwas12 | v4pi58 | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,319 |
programmerhumor | Anonymo2786 | ib5tti1 | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 404 |
programmerhumor | Tempest_Barbarian | ib6fehq | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 271 |
programmerhumor | T3MP0_HS | ib6jlkg | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know what it does for a week after writing it. Then I forget<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 161 |
programmerhumor | HonestCod7896 | ib67fnr | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm curious- why is this such a common theme in this sub? How can you write code that you don't understand? Why is this funny? (I'm not trying to be an asshole, and the cute kitty aside. )
Edit: thank you for sharing your thoughts. I have to visualize what is happening before I code. It is interesting, the different approaches that accomplish the same goal.<|eor|><|sor|>I'll write code and know all the ins and outs for about 2 weeks after I've written in. Then I move on to other projects. Later, when I need to look at the old I have to spend half a day at least scratching my head to remember what I was doing and why.
And, yes, I comment my code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 149 |
programmerhumor | aedvocate | ib7ftlu | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|>when I copy off SO answers I always leave a comment with a permalink back to the thread in question.
it's not plagiarism if you cite your sources!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 144 |
programmerhumor | TamahaganeJidai | ib6lw1u | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|sor|>Cluttered code is inefficient so it does matter<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you're doing mass scaling or running it on a mcu/embedded system, no it doesn't really matter.
The standard inefficiency in today's programs are laughable.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97 |
programmerhumor | TK_Nanerpuss | ib5qhwp | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I'm curious- why is this such a common theme in this sub? How can you write code that you don't understand? Why is this funny? (I'm not trying to be an asshole, and the cute kitty aside. )
Edit: thank you for sharing your thoughts. I have to visualize what is happening before I code. It is interesting, the different approaches that accomplish the same goal.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 96 |
programmerhumor | probablynotaperv | ib7522y | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure there are like 3 people in the world who really know how to code and everyone else is just copying and pasting their work<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76 |
programmerhumor | TheTacoWombat | ib6s0qs | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|sor|>Cluttered code is inefficient so it does matter<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you're doing mass scaling or running it on a mcu/embedded system, no it doesn't really matter.
The standard inefficiency in today's programs are laughable.<|eor|><|sor|>It's more inefficient in that the next person (or you, six months from now) that has to look at that code and understand it, will have to waste 3x the time than if it had just been clearly written.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | UltraGigachad69 | ib6lerp | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|sor|>Cluttered code is inefficient so it does matter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 64 |
programmerhumor | EverydayScriptkiddie | ib5lre7 | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I just work here<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 60 |
programmerhumor | haikusbot | ib6jmh2 | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know what it does for a week after writing it. Then I forget<|eor|><|sor|>*I know what it does*
*For a week after writing*
*It. Then I forget*
\- T3MP0\_HS
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^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 56 |
programmerhumor | KeytapTheProgrammer | ib6lkxy | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>> But you wrote it last week!
Yeah, I've slept since then, sorry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 52 |
programmerhumor | kaerfkeerg | ib7nebo | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|>when I copy off SO answers I always leave a comment with a permalink back to the thread in question.
it's not plagiarism if you cite your sources!!<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, you credit the author, so you cool<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 45 |
programmerhumor | BrewerBeer | ib7hlj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure there are like 3 people in the world who really know how to code and everyone else is just copying and pasting their work<|eor|><|sor|>> pretty sure there are like 3 people in the world who really know how to code and everyone else is just copying and pasting their work
I feel like this is being generous.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 44 |
programmerhumor | th1s_1s_4_b4d_1d34 | ib6w47x | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Wrote code. Doesn't work. Tried to fix. Still not working. Fixing again. Still not working. Wrote random shit in hopes it works. Still not working. Wrote more BS. It finally works. Looks at code. Doesn't understand shit.<|eor|><|sor|>all it matters is knowing what parameters to put in, and that it returns the right thing, everything in between that does not matter, trust me bro<|eor|><|sor|>Cluttered code is inefficient so it does matter<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you're doing mass scaling or running it on a mcu/embedded system, no it doesn't really matter.
The standard inefficiency in today's programs are laughable.<|eor|><|sor|>It's more inefficient in that the next person (or you, six months from now) that has to look at that code and understand it, will have to waste 3x the time than if it had just been clearly written.<|eor|><|sor|>While that is perfectly true, my old employer would continuously keep quick messy coders over slower coders that produced readable code. Like one of my TL's (who could code btw) favorite programmers whom he still tried to re-recruit years after he switched companies copy-pasted code originally meant to generate a website to automatically generate welcome mails with no HTML. Including all comments.
A lot of PMs don't really care whether or not it's readable, they care that it gets done on time and the less time it takes the better.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 41 |
programmerhumor | wenasi | ib6lxcr | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I know what it does for a week after writing it. Then I forget<|eor|><|sor|>*I know what it does*
*For a week after writing*
*It. Then I forget*
\- T3MP0\_HS
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^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")<|eor|><|sor|>Doesn't quite roll off the tongue<|eor|><|sor|>It's so close too.
>*I know what it does*
>*For a week after writing*
>*Then I forget it*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 37 |
programmerhumor | studioCodez | ib6db25 | <|sols|><|sot|>How would I know<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1n2uz7p52m391.gif<|eol|><|sor|>I copied it from stack overflow and changed the variable names.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 36 |
programmerhumor | RazvanBaws | 11e845g | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,305 |
programmerhumor | H4llifax | jacurmu | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,562 |
programmerhumor | nedal8 | jadlwft | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,924 |
programmerhumor | CovidAnalyticsNL | jad0l9n | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|sor|>Furthermore the throughput of the students math capabilities would need to be equivalent to about 8 nvidia A100 GPUs to get a decent speed on token generation.
It might be wise to print a reduced precision and reduced parameter space version with only 1 billion FP16 parameters. That way the student only needs the equivalent throughput of an nvidia rtx 2080. It is likely that ChatGPT uses a reduced parameter space version on the free version anyways.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,358 |
programmerhumor | Mastterpiece | jadrtup | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Or make a turing complete paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,754 |
programmerhumor | Amster2 | jad8aem | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|sor|>Furthermore the throughput of the students math capabilities would need to be equivalent to about 8 nvidia A100 GPUs to get a decent speed on token generation.
It might be wise to print a reduced precision and reduced parameter space version with only 1 billion FP16 parameters. That way the student only needs the equivalent throughput of an nvidia rtx 2080. It is likely that ChatGPT uses a reduced parameter space version on the free version anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>In my day, undersgrads definitely didn't have a GPU-like throughput in multiplying matrices, good luck tho<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,487 |
programmerhumor | spidertyler2005 | jadko2u | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glue a phone to the paper<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,470 |
programmerhumor | archy_bold | jadzrxb | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Or make a turing complete paper.<|eor|><|sor|>At least itll run Doom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,041 |
programmerhumor | abd53 | jadbzf8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|sor|>Furthermore the throughput of the students math capabilities would need to be equivalent to about 8 nvidia A100 GPUs to get a decent speed on token generation.
It might be wise to print a reduced precision and reduced parameter space version with only 1 billion FP16 parameters. That way the student only needs the equivalent throughput of an nvidia rtx 2080. It is likely that ChatGPT uses a reduced parameter space version on the free version anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>In my day, undersgrads definitely didn't have a GPU-like throughput in multiplying matrices, good luck tho<|eor|><|sor|>In my time (at present), undergrads still don't have a calculator-like throughput in adding small and sparse matrices.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 722 |
programmerhumor | Nanaki_TV | jae3l5j | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>Or make a turing complete paper.<|eor|><|sor|>At least itll run Doom<|eor|><|sor|>Fails exam because playing Doom instead. Happens every time I'm multiplying matrices with a turing complete paper.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 680 |
programmerhumor | noob-nine | jadmc9b | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Glue a phone to the paper<|eor|><|sor|>Found the person who discusses requirements with the customer after they are not satisfied with the product in a waterfall design process.
It clearly says "on paper" and not "printed on paper"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 609 |
programmerhumor | No_Philosophy_8520 | jacqxpa | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How many papers IT could have? Maybe he can publish it as a book.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 579 |
programmerhumor | darkslide3000 | jaeqpk0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bro turned English 101 into Math 999.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 436 |
programmerhumor | Snow_flaek | jaetsoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>It has been done, albeit at a rate of 0.67 hashes per day.
https://www.righto.com/2014/09/mining-bitcoin-with-pencil-and-paper.html<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 417 |
programmerhumor | the_clash_is_back | jaeorc3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>should have printed the exam answers from last year.
They recycle 60% of the questions and you can smart-guess the remaining 40%.<|eor|><|sor|>I had a open book exam that was word for word the practice exam the professor posted the night before the exam. He just switched a few signs around and made a few 0 to 1s<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
programmerhumor | Jake0024 | jadzeyy | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ChatGPT has 175 billion parameters. The page shown has ~500 parameters. So the whole thing would take ~350 million pages. Good luck.<|eor|><|sor|>Furthermore the throughput of the students math capabilities would need to be equivalent to about 8 nvidia A100 GPUs to get a decent speed on token generation.
It might be wise to print a reduced precision and reduced parameter space version with only 1 billion FP16 parameters. That way the student only needs the equivalent throughput of an nvidia rtx 2080. It is likely that ChatGPT uses a reduced parameter space version on the free version anyways.<|eor|><|sor|>In my day, undersgrads definitely didn't have a GPU-like throughput in multiplying matrices, good luck tho<|eor|><|sor|>In my time (at present), undergrads still don't have a calculator-like throughput in adding small and sparse matrices.<|eor|><|sor|>or integers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 382 |
programmerhumor | redplanet97 | jadggr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Did Elon give you this idea?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 330 |
programmerhumor | RazvanBaws | jad9co1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can someone explain?<|eor|><|soopr|>In an oversimplified way, neural networks work by multiplying matrices. Theoretically you could perform matrix multiplication and get the same result as a deep neural network.
When you study machine learning, you might even get this as homework for a small model, like one able to compute a basic logic function<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 305 |
programmerhumor | madmaxturbator | jaexm8y | <|sols|><|sot|>Think smart not hard<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/ufvqwomhdzka1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Start hashing sha256 on paper for some bitcoin while you're at it.<|eor|><|sor|>It has been done, albeit at a rate of 0.67 hashes per day.
https://www.righto.com/2014/09/mining-bitcoin-with-pencil-and-paper.html<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck yeah internet friends. I dont need to do a damn thing, someone is already doing it and another person has found me the link. This is great<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | That_5_Something | uromzh | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,299 |
programmerhumor | WictImov | i8yycfy | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Coding is 99% staring. Obviously, your boss is from another department.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,514 |
programmerhumor | Enchelion | i8zd43c | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Coding is 99% staring. Obviously, your boss is from another department.<|eor|><|sor|>You: \*staring\*
Them: What are you doing?
You: This code worked yesterday.
Them: So why doesn't it work today?
You: Oh, it still works, but it absolutely shouldn't and I need to figure out how.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,394 |
programmerhumor | dhruvikpatel | i8yeq73 | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I remove the line and write it again<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 962 |
programmerhumor | papacheapo | i8yho6h | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always have a desktop ready with 3 IDE instances, 15 terminals (with different color backgrounds), and a few docs about the project up also make sure there arent any browsers open to StackOverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 321 |
programmerhumor | Wespe95 | i8yv06g | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always have a desktop ready with 3 IDE instances, 15 terminals (with different color backgrounds), and a few docs about the project up also make sure there arent any browsers open to StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SrackOverflow? That's like point five on my must have list.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 211 |
programmerhumor | Dotaproffessional | i8z3y6g | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Boss: "anon why aren't you working"
Le me: "I'm waiting for my code to compile"
Boss: "Oh ok.... Wait we use python"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Lucas_Webdev | i8z1wby | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always have a desktop ready with 3 IDE instances, 15 terminals (with different color backgrounds), and a few docs about the project up also make sure there arent any browsers open to StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SrackOverflow? That's like point five on my must have list.<|eor|><|sor|>boss thinks a good dev doesn't need any help<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | MrDilbert | i8zu00c | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Coding is 99% staring. Obviously, your boss is from another department.<|eor|><|sor|>You: \*staring\*
Them: What are you doing?
You: This code worked yesterday.
Them: So why doesn't it work today?
You: Oh, it still works, but it absolutely shouldn't and I need to figure out how.<|eor|><|sor|>The best description of a piece of code which SHOULD throw an exception.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 200 |
programmerhumor | Inferno_Sparky | i8zgim0 | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I remove the line and write it again<|eor|><|sor|>Delete a whole line and Ctrl z it back a letter at a time<|eor|><|sor|>doesn't work it adds the whole line again at least in any editor I worked with<|eor|><|sor|>Delete it letter by letter then Ctrl + Z it letter by letter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 194 |
programmerhumor | FOSS-Evangelist | i8yfqu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Alt+Tab<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 166 |
programmerhumor | Enchelion | i90491z | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Coding is 99% staring. Obviously, your boss is from another department.<|eor|><|sor|>You: \*staring\*
Them: What are you doing?
You: This code worked yesterday.
Them: So why doesn't it work today?
You: Oh, it still works, but it absolutely shouldn't and I need to figure out how.<|eor|><|sor|>My boss' response to that is:
"Move onto another task. You can figure it out later, if we have time"<|eor|><|sor|>Your boss (3 weeks later): Why doesn't your patch work in production?
You: We didn't have time.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 164 |
programmerhumor | Masterflitzer | i8z9n48 | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Sometimes I remove the line and write it again<|eor|><|sor|>Delete a whole line and Ctrl z it back a letter at a time<|eor|><|sor|>doesn't work it adds the whole line again at least in any editor I worked with<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | UrbanFever | i8z59mw | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Always have a desktop ready with 3 IDE instances, 15 terminals (with different color backgrounds), and a few docs about the project up also make sure there arent any browsers open to StackOverflow.<|eor|><|sor|>What's wrong with SrackOverflow? That's like point five on my must have list.<|eor|><|sor|>boss thinks a good dev doesn't need any help<|eor|><|sor|>Bad boss<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 155 |
programmerhumor | 0-13 | i8z0a7u | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just look busy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 146 |
programmerhumor | DramaticProtogen | i8zdgqd | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Me when my wife walks in the office, yes my code looks like gta but all the new languages are interactive<|eor|><|sor|>jack car for semicolon<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 138 |
programmerhumor | memiusDankimus | i8z8ylf | <|sols|><|sot|>jkgfhklsdf = hjhj4hk234;<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/sz6qe2fgy1091.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Boss: "anon why aren't you working"
Le me: "I'm waiting for my code to compile"
Boss: "Oh ok.... Wait we use python"<|eor|><|sor|>I'm waiting on my code to run<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 129 |
programmerhumor | wescoasiac5 | k17e1i | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,307 |
programmerhumor | MetaMemeAboutAMeme | gdmk0sd | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't even ask me about the variable names used when our team was working on some municipal code for Cuntis, Spain.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,089 |
programmerhumor | CPC_Mouthpiece | gdndjjk | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Had a tool my coworker made to remove colons and reformat them for MAC addresses. It was labled Colon Cleanser in the application.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,088 |
programmerhumor | rolandplanitz | gdmpbeo | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>we had a class in university called "Forensic Analysis" which was internally shortened to "for.anal" which was okay as the class wasn't that good after all.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 882 |
programmerhumor | Mageling55 | gdmjyq7 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anal.insert(IAnalInsertible analInsertible)
Java conventions make it even wierder<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 691 |
programmerhumor | empT3 | gdmvsm2 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>There's always the magical moment in every front-end code base when I get to use my favorite function name: `getRect`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 557 |
programmerhumor | systembusy | gdmxf0k | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>double penetration;<|eor|><|sor|> public double penetration;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 544 |
programmerhumor | vopice | gdmue69 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>double penetration;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 495 |
programmerhumor | gunslingerfry1 | gdn1nk6 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Don't even ask me about the variable names used when our team was working on some municipal code for Cuntis, Spain.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>HE SAID DON'T!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 464 |
programmerhumor | Double_Lingonberry98 | gdmnuex | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've seen start\_periodic\_flows(), stop\_periodic\_flows() functions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 453 |
programmerhumor | similiarintrests | gdnciqk | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Anal.Split();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 396 |
programmerhumor | pezx | gdmlv3m | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anal.insert(IAnalInsertible analInsertible)
Java conventions make it even wierder<|eor|><|sor|>And then there's an AnalInsertableFactory<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 377 |
programmerhumor | ThatCoffeeGrind | gdmyzpd | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>double penetration;<|eor|><|sor|> public double penetration;<|eor|><|sor|>Protected. Don't be silly and wrap your willy!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 349 |
programmerhumor | backtickbot | gdmp9ey | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Hello, \_jaypatel: code blocks using backticks (\`\`\`) don't work on all versions of Reddit!
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programmerhumor | systembusy | gdmxi61 | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>cum is also a very common word
Its pronounced like cumulative...<|eor|><|sor|>So to analyze a cumulative result, you would pass the result to `anal_cum(...)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 279 |
programmerhumor | franticBeans | gdn5hjg | <|sols|><|sot|>That took a wild turn<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6fttplx5kbk21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>A company I worked for had a famous piece of code that created arrays called "babies", "adults" and "children " (it was some pediatric thing) which is all fine and good untill later in the routine where it doesn't need the array anymore we get the immortal line:
`KILL {adults}, {children}, {babies} ;; required for rework..can this be avoided?`
That's classic comedy<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 253 |
programmerhumor | greatgodme | utuxcj | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 29,295 |
programmerhumor | redspyisin | i9c0fcr | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me: can i get a little program for this?
google: here's a github
me: okay, with an easy zipfile or executable to install...?
github: here's the sourcecode some russian guy posted
me: cool cool.... what language is this in even?
github: russian :))))<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,507 |
programmerhumor | CiroGarcia | i9bu044 | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>6. Find the solution to the problem in PornHub's comment section<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 866 |
programmerhumor | Party-Writer9068 | i9cbv3u | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me: can i get a little program for this?
google: here's a github
me: okay, with an easy zipfile or executable to install...?
github: here's the sourcecode some russian guy posted
me: cool cool.... what language is this in even?
github: russian :))))<|eor|><|sor|>and in comments someone 4 years ago asking how to install but no replies<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 722 |
programmerhumor | Kazeto | i9bz3zt | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't trust any .exe or .bat files found on pornhub, though ...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 577 |
programmerhumor | Exotic_Wealth_3522 | i9c129y | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>1. Need some obscure kink
2. Google sends me to PornHub
3. Try for 10 minutes to find right video
4. Instead all I get is some incest shit
5. Give up and go on Github instead to deal with the frustration<|eor|><|sor|>Step-IDE, I'm stuck D:<|eor|><|sor|>There's some Vim's 5km away from you<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 533 |
programmerhumor | VladVV | i9cedrp | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me: can i get a little program for this?
google: here's a github
me: okay, with an easy zipfile or executable to install...?
github: here's the sourcecode some russian guy posted
me: cool cool.... what language is this in even?
github: russian :))))<|eor|><|sor|>and in comments someone 4 years ago asking how to install but no replies<|eor|><|sor|>The worst is when there is an actual makefile with a list of dependencies, but when you install all the dependencies and run the makefile, it just throws 15 different types of errors and 467 warnings<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 515 |
programmerhumor | Dr-Rjinswand | i9bppoe | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know, Im a somewhat competent programmer, I work professionally, earn good money. I am fucking useless with all forms of source control, Ive used git, SVN, perforce, and I am absolutely bare minimum with all of them. I just cant wrap my head around them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | cumcumcumpenis | i9ccq9n | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>6. Find the solution to the problem in PornHub's comment section<|eor|><|sor|>pornhub comment section is better then stackoverflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 345 |
programmerhumor | JaneWithJesus | i9br39p | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You know, Im a somewhat competent programmer, I work professionally, earn good money. I am fucking useless with all forms of source control, Ive used git, SVN, perforce, and I am absolutely bare minimum with all of them. I just cant wrap my head around them.<|eor|><|sor|>Pullpushmerge all you need baby<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 307 |
programmerhumor | mymemesnow | i9cjcft | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>6. Find the solution to the problem in PornHub's comment section<|eor|><|sor|>pornhub comment section is better then stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>No cap, I asked a question about a bug I had in the comments on some popular video and within hours I got several replies giving me exactly what I needed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 282 |
programmerhumor | lavishlad | i9ch2kg | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>me: can i get a little program for this?
google: here's a github
me: okay, with an easy zipfile or executable to install...?
github: here's the sourcecode some russian guy posted
me: cool cool.... what language is this in even?
github: russian :))))<|eor|><|sor|>and in comments someone 4 years ago asking how to install but no replies<|eor|><|sor|>The worst is when there is an actual makefile with a list of dependencies, but when you install all the dependencies and run the makefile, it just throws 15 different types of errors and 467 warnings<|eor|><|sor|>then you go check "issues" hoping to find other people struggling with the setup but discover that all the errors posted there came up *during* runtime, so you feel a little extra stupid and go to pornhub and have a wank.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | MurdoMaclachlan | i9btlm5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>*Image Transcription: Reddit Comments*
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**TheNorsePotato**
.....What is github?
> **Cala-Worst-Girl**
>
> In my experience:
>
> 1\. Need some obscure software
>
> 2\. Google sends me to github
>
> 3\. Try for 10 minutes to find a normal download button with an .exe \/ .bat
>
> 4\. Instead download the sourcecode and some file extensions I never heared off
>
> 5\. Give up and go on pornhub instead to deal with the frustration
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^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 188 |
programmerhumor | RequiDarth1 | i9cehp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wouldn't trust any .exe or .bat files found on pornhub, though ...<|eor|><|sor|>.dmg though, totally legit<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 186 |
programmerhumor | suvlub | i9caxwb | <|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank you, I thought I was too stupid to deal with it<|eor|><|sor|>The problem is misunderstanding what Github is about. It's easy to use... for its intended purpose.
Visit a repository. What do you see? A source tree you can navigate and browse files. A big button to fork the repository. A big button the clone the repository. A big button to download the source code as a zip. That's what Github expects you to want to do. It's a website for hosting git repositories, not an app store.
Going there to download an exe is like going to a grocery store to eat a meal. You might be able to grab a rotisserie chicken, some bread and veggies and then eat it with your hands in the parking lot. It sucks, yeah. But the reason why it sucks isn't that grocery stores are hard to use. It's that grocery stores are built for people who want to buy ingredients for their own food, not for people who are hungry and want to eat a meal right now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 181 |
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