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programmerhumor
ChordSlinger
i9cm6fm
<|sols|><|sot|>Exactly my bro out there<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/j7sydutgom091.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>6. Find the solution to the problem in PornHub's comment section<|eor|><|sor|>pornhub comment section is better then stackoverflow<|eor|><|sor|>No cap, I asked a question about a bug I had in the comments on some popular video and within hours I got several replies giving me exactly what I needed.<|eor|><|sor|>the brotherhood abides by the code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
160
programmerhumor
camster29
t5pemf
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,290
programmerhumor
Talbz03
hz68spw
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
12,689
programmerhumor
psykotedy
hz661oz
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whatever language it is, its angry<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,631
programmerhumor
Mrshanker22
hz653o6
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,237
programmerhumor
ign1fy
hz66mw0
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL <|eor|><|sor|>iMaGInE nOT wRiTiNg SQL LIkE tHIs sELeCt * fRoM table WhERe id = 5;<|eor|><|sor|>Sarcastic Query Language.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,082
programmerhumor
Sindef
hz66d79
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL <|eor|><|sor|>iMaGInE nOT wRiTiNg SQL LIkE tHIs sELeCt * fRoM table WhERe id = 5;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,845
programmerhumor
thespud_332
hz6b4k4
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Whatever language it is, its angry<|eor|><|sor|>Plot twist: he's the senior writing a pretty angry code review the intern just attempted to merge to prod.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,499
programmerhumor
MinosAristos
hz6dei5
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>I dont get it.<|eor|><|sor|>YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE DOCUMENTATION OR FOUND ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF DUPLICATE QUESTIONS THEN YOU WOULD GET IT<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,279
programmerhumor
Coderx001
hz66th8
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL, ASSEMBLY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,254
programmerhumor
dashid
hz66kdz
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>10 GOTO 10 &#x200B; Basic!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,199
programmerhumor
Logica_1
hz6b5gw
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier than the main post itself<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,993
programmerhumor
Doagbeidl
hz661zu
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>An angry one<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,087
programmerhumor
jose_castro_arnaud
hz6589p
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>COBOL.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,055
programmerhumor
Lord_Gorgul
hz6b3v7
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My dumbass forgot which sub I'm in and I tried to figure out which keyboard layout you're using<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
973
programmerhumor
SJDidge
hz67f85
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL <|eor|><|sor|>iMaGInE nOT wRiTiNg SQL LIkE tHIs sELeCt * fRoM table WhERe id = 5;<|eor|><|sor|>Sarcastic Query Language.<|eor|><|sor|>Oh well i guess Ill just select everything from this table then wont I?!?!?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
831
programmerhumor
TheyCallMeHacked
hz68v0v
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>SQL, ASSEMBLY<|eor|><|sor|>i can understand sql, but Assembly?<|eor|><|sor|>Well Assembly is case insensitive (or at least a lot of assemblers are), so some Assembly programmers still like to code in all-caps as it used to be done back in the day. Kinda the same reason as for SQL, FORTRAN, BASIC, or COBOL<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
745
programmerhumor
nickgovier
hz65hp7
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>ENGLISH<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
737
programmerhumor
burn_tos
hz6fb9b
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>I dont get it.<|eor|><|sor|>YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE DOCUMENTATION OR FOUND ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF DUPLICATE QUESTIONS THEN YOU WOULD GET IT<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still scared to use stack overflow after I got absolutely shat on for a question I posted years ago<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
720
programmerhumor
edzitkus
hz697c0
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Twitter<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
629
programmerhumor
ghostmaster645
hz6j3oi
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>I dont get it.<|eor|><|sor|>YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE DOCUMENTATION OR FOUND ONE OF THE HUNDREDS OF DUPLICATE QUESTIONS THEN YOU WOULD GET IT<|eor|><|sor|>I'm still scared to use stack overflow after I got absolutely shat on for a question I posted years ago<|eor|><|sor|>Right me too. I posted a webpack issue pack In October when NodeJS released a new update. 14 hours later someone posted a link to a Github thread with the solution. The problem is the github thread was started AFTER I posted the question Their response? STOP REPOSTING LEARN TO GOOGLE<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
609
programmerhumor
Jutm_n
hz6fycs
<|sols|><|sot|>What language am I using?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/q1wahsj0l5l81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Stack overflow<|eor|><|sor|>Funnier than the main post itself<|eor|><|sor|>r/therealjoke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
556
programmerhumor
buttman4lyf
fjcoa3
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,290
programmerhumor
kimi_rules
fkmir32
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My parents speaks java(Indonesian accent), my uncle writes java(programming). I have failed my family to suck at both.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,224
programmerhumor
elSenorMaquina
fkmkjhj
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> pblico clase HolaMundo{ pblico esttico vaco principal(Cadena[] args){ Sistema.salida.imprimeln("Hola mundo!"); } } Edit: v0.1: Fixed some grammatical issues: pblica clase HolaMundo{ pblica esttica vaco principal(Cadena[] args){ Sistema.salida.imprimeln("Hola mundo!"); } }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
585
programmerhumor
-merrymoose-
fkmxdae
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My parents speaks java(Indonesian accent), my uncle writes java(programming). I have failed my family to suck at both.<|eor|><|sor|>Java people here actually i use modified java version (surabaya edition) EDIT : i mean javanese no iam not java programmer the surabaya edition was actually a surabaya accent yes in javanese language we have many accent<|eor|><|sor|>You can just say C# damn<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
313
programmerhumor
Aryan_Wave
fkmn48j
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My parents speaks java(Indonesian accent), my uncle writes java(programming). I have failed my family to suck at both.<|eor|><|sor|>Java people here actually i use modified java version (surabaya edition) EDIT : i mean javanese no iam not java programmer the surabaya edition was actually a surabaya accent yes in javanese language we have many accent<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
286
programmerhumor
Alecides
fkmjirr
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright kids, here we go! Sing along! public static void main<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
268
programmerhumor
Ellisthion
fkmlj29
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> pblico clase HolaMundo{ pblico esttico vaco principal(Cadena[] args){ Sistema.salida.imprimeln("Hola mundo!"); } } Edit: v0.1: Fixed some grammatical issues: pblica clase HolaMundo{ pblica esttica vaco principal(Cadena[] args){ Sistema.salida.imprimeln("Hola mundo!"); } }<|eor|><|sor|>This makes me deeply uncomfortable but you have my upvote, begrudgingly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
221
programmerhumor
Schiffy94
fkmm2ds
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright kids, here we go! Sing along! public static void main<|eor|><|sor|>String Args<|eor|><|sor|>segfault<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
110
programmerhumor
L0G1C_lolilover
fkml4hi
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright kids, here we go! Sing along! public static void main<|eor|><|sor|>String Args<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
108
programmerhumor
Unlock17A
fkmmlgn
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>esto.darOro();<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
90
programmerhumor
ErectPerfect
fkmm0sv
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Heheheheheh this hurts so much from my Fundamentals in Programming class....<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
78
programmerhumor
ncsuandrew12
fkmmpzg
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright kids, here we go! Sing along! public static void main<|eor|><|sor|>String Args<|eor|><|sor|>segfault<|eor|><|sor|>If you're getting a segfault in Java, you're either using JNI or doing something very, *very* wrong.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
72
programmerhumor
uvero
fkmynck
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My parents speaks java(Indonesian accent), my uncle writes java(programming). I have failed my family to suck at both.<|eor|><|sor|>It's not possible for your parents to speak Java. Java is an island. Your parents might speak Javanese though.<|eor|><|sor|>Why does it make weird sense that the smartass will be a C++ person<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
67
programmerhumor
SoulLover33
fkmsejl
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Alright kids, here we go! Sing along! public static void main<|eor|><|sor|>String Args<|eor|><|sor|>segfault<|eor|><|sor|>If you're getting a segfault in Java, you're either using JNI or doing something very, *very* wrong.<|eor|><|sor|>Thanks I needed the reassurance on how shitty my code is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
62
programmerhumor
ceeKayNine2
fkmfjj4
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm sure everybody would sound like that noise the old dial-up modems used to make.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
59
programmerhumor
elizaangela
fkmixoy
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Anyone know any kid shows for C++?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
57
programmerhumor
uvero
fkmyk9v
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My parents speaks java(Indonesian accent), my uncle writes java(programming). I have failed my family to suck at both.<|eor|><|sor|>Java people here actually i use modified java version (surabaya edition) EDIT : i mean javanese no iam not java programmer the surabaya edition was actually a surabaya accent yes in javanese language we have many accent<|eor|><|sor|>You can just say C# damn<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
55
programmerhumor
Mad_Jack18
fkmxir0
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My parents speaks java(Indonesian accent), my uncle writes java(programming). I have failed my family to suck at both.<|eor|><|sor|>now try to look a family that speaks in assembly<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54
programmerhumor
HalfCrest99
fkmmm68
<|sols|><|sot|>How to print new line in Spanish...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/6q7qw0kytxm41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|> pblico clase HolaMundo{ pblico esttico vaco principal(Cadena[] args){ Sistema.salida.imprimeln("Hola mundo!"); } } Edit: v0.1: Fixed some grammatical issues: pblica clase HolaMundo{ pblica esttica vaco principal(Cadena[] args){ Sistema.salida.imprimeln("Hola mundo!"); } }<|eor|><|sor|>Soy hispanohablante y esto me hace sentir extremadamente incmodo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
54
programmerhumor
OomMielie
jxkebj
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,282
programmerhumor
dudeofmoose
gcx9ore
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|><hacking>NASA</hacking><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,277
programmerhumor
dirty-hurdy-gurdy
gcxhe0p
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a kid, I remember clicking on "Inspect Element" to see the HTML, and then when I modified it, it changed the page. I freaked out because I thought I had actually hacked a website and turned their page green.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,345
programmerhumor
kimeron
gcxc6a2
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someone hacked him with a wrench<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/538/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,338
programmerhumor
De_Wouter
gcxc6u9
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|><hacking>NASA</hacking><|eor|><|sor|>OMG you just made the ISS crash!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,145
programmerhumor
chiphead2332
gcxknmp
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a kid, I remember clicking on "Inspect Element" to see the HTML, and then when I modified it, it changed the page. I freaked out because I thought I had actually hacked a website and turned their page green.<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect Element was actually useful in Steam wallet top up page where you can credit your wallet with custom amounts rather than their restricted slabs. Now they have patched it I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Back in the early days of the web several shopping sites were vulnerable to just altering the price on the checkout page.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
805
programmerhumor
rrr_ooo
gcxdws7
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someone hacked him with a wrench<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/538/<|eor|><|sor|>Why does a relevant xkcd exist for every imaginable situation?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
725
programmerhumor
StuntHacks
gcxern0
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someone hacked him with a wrench<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/538/<|eor|><|sor|>Why does a relevant xkcd exist for every imaginable situation?<|eor|><|sor|>The fifth fundamental force is xkcd.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
677
programmerhumor
theimperfectdisaster
gcx9184
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: He's the one who posted that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
661
programmerhumor
FirFlyNeo
gcxk5do
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a kid, I remember clicking on "Inspect Element" to see the HTML, and then when I modified it, it changed the page. I freaked out because I thought I had actually hacked a website and turned their page green.<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect Element was actually useful in Steam wallet top up page where you can credit your wallet with custom amounts rather than their restricted slabs. Now they have patched it I guess.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
583
programmerhumor
Farewellsavannah
gcxm3r2
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a kid, I remember clicking on "Inspect Element" to see the HTML, and then when I modified it, it changed the page. I freaked out because I thought I had actually hacked a website and turned their page green.<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect Element was actually useful in Steam wallet top up page where you can credit your wallet with custom amounts rather than their restricted slabs. Now they have patched it I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Back in the early days of the web several shopping sites were vulnerable to just altering the price on the checkout page.<|eor|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
545
programmerhumor
jedimaster1138
gcxinav
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someone hacked him with a wrench<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/538/<|eor|><|sor|>Why does a relevant xkcd exist for every imaginable situation?<|eor|><|sor|>The fifth fundamental force is xkcd.<|eor|><|sor|>There's an xkcd about fundamental forces: https://xkcd.com/1489/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
517
programmerhumor
boultox
gcxhdoe
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|><hacking>NASA</hacking><|eor|><|sor|>OMG you just made the ISS crash!<|eor|><|sor|>I hope baby Yoda is Okay<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
407
programmerhumor
mynoduesp
gcxj3dg
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someone hacked him with a wrench<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/538/<|eor|><|sor|>Why does a relevant xkcd exist for every imaginable situation?<|eor|><|sor|>The fifth fundamental force is xkcd.<|eor|><|sor|>There's an xkcd about fundamental forces: https://xkcd.com/1489/<|eor|><|sor|>What is this black magic?<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1724/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
407
programmerhumor
pepsisugar
gcxneti
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a kid, I remember clicking on "Inspect Element" to see the HTML, and then when I modified it, it changed the page. I freaked out because I thought I had actually hacked a website and turned their page green.<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect Element was actually useful in Steam wallet top up page where you can credit your wallet with custom amounts rather than their restricted slabs. Now they have patched it I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Back in the early days of the web several shopping sites were vulnerable to just altering the price on the checkout page.<|eor|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Hungarian site had this issue where you could buy bus passes and it read the fucking DOM to determine what price to charge you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
389
programmerhumor
SOSFILMZ
gcx82mg
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>You see he did it so well they can't find him.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
293
programmerhumor
i_slashyourneck
gcxiuly
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Someone hacked him with a wrench<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/538/<|eor|><|sor|>Why does a relevant xkcd exist for every imaginable situation?<|eor|><|sor|>The fifth fundamental force is xkcd.<|eor|><|sor|>There's an xkcd about fundamental forces: https://xkcd.com/1489/<|eor|><|sor|>What is this black magic?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
275
programmerhumor
Your_PopPop
gcxp5v3
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>When I was a kid, I remember clicking on "Inspect Element" to see the HTML, and then when I modified it, it changed the page. I freaked out because I thought I had actually hacked a website and turned their page green.<|eor|><|sor|>Inspect Element was actually useful in Steam wallet top up page where you can credit your wallet with custom amounts rather than their restricted slabs. Now they have patched it I guess.<|eor|><|sor|>Back in the early days of the web several shopping sites were vulnerable to just altering the price on the checkout page.<|eor|><|sor|>That's fucking hilarious<|eor|><|sor|>Hungarian site had this issue where you could buy bus passes and it read the fucking DOM to determine what price to charge you.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah IRC they tried to arrest the 18 year old dude who reported the bug to them<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
263
programmerhumor
OomMielie
gcx95xx
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Plot twist: He's the one who posted that.<|eor|><|soopr|>*surprised pikachu face*<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
224
programmerhumor
OomMielie
gcx8r6v
<|sols|><|sot|>Wondering how he's doing<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/qrmszxbnec061.png<|eol|><|sor|>Is there a background story to this?<|eor|><|soopr|>It's a fake tweet, probably doesn't have a background story<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
222
programmerhumor
the_innkeeper_
o1tr77
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,281
programmerhumor
su5
h22zod1
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My fave is fixing up old code and seeing the message "something went wrong deep. This message should be impossible to trigger"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
513
programmerhumor
trialmast3r
h22q4pi
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the times I have seen try: DoSomething() except: logger.error("error occurred") "Cool man. But shouldn't you be ACTUALLY handling it?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
442
programmerhumor
JackNotOLantern
h22w993
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>Segmentation fault: *can't catch this*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
190
programmerhumor
su5
h231xbj
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My fave is fixing up old code and seeing the message "something went wrong deep. This message should be impossible to trigger"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely the programmers error. I happen to know this programmer well and he is an absolute moron. And there is good reason he will never write production code. But I'm a happy moron so that's good<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
174
programmerhumor
LordKingDude
h22wt1p
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the times I have seen try: DoSomething() except: logger.error("error occurred") "Cool man. But shouldn't you be ACTUALLY handling it?"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Real talk, on rare occasions this pattern can be fine but ONLY if you are catching the specific error, i.e. try: thing that throws error at the end except SpecificErrorName: continue as if the error never occured<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
150
programmerhumor
kingoftown
h23644h
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the times I have seen try: DoSomething() except: logger.error("error occurred") "Cool man. But shouldn't you be ACTUALLY handling it?"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Real talk, on rare occasions this pattern can be fine but ONLY if you are catching the specific error, i.e. try: thing that throws error at the end except SpecificErrorName: continue as if the error never occured<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>This is programmer humor. All code, pseudo or not will be peer reviewed by 1000 people. FYI, I've sent a merge request<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
103
programmerhumor
rob132
h2343ba
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>Finally { anyway }<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
100
programmerhumor
GammaEspeon
h22uhpo
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this reminds me of my last job. By policy, every single function was required to be wrapped in a try/catch block top to bottom (or more accurately since the codebase was mostly VB5 brought forward into VB.Net, On Error GoTo/Resume Next) in order to pass review.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
68
programmerhumor
zvone7
h231ryu
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this reminds me of my last job. By policy, every single function was required to be wrapped in a try/catch block top to bottom (or more accurately since the codebase was mostly VB5 brought forward into VB.Net, On Error GoTo/Resume Next) in order to pass review.<|eor|><|sor|>But... that's good practice? Ideally, functions should be short and limited in scope to one task, so that debugging is easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Not sure why you're getting downvoted without any explanation. I think the answer to: "Should all the functions be short because bla bla" is the always original "it depends". I have been coding for years now and sometimes it's simpler and even necessary to have bigger functions which do several things. Breaking them apart is possible, but would lead to over engineering, code overhead and complicate the maintenance/readability. It's a nice goal to keep in mind, but it's not a 100% correct approach. Unless you meant that having try-catch in every function is a good approach. Here I disagree because, again it can complicate and overhead your code, but more importantly, depending on you programming language, try-catch can be pretty expensive so you don't want to overuse it either.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
64
programmerhumor
RoDeltaR
h22sold
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>4/5 points because of the brace format<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
63
programmerhumor
salted_association
h23dt28
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My fave is fixing up old code and seeing the message "something went wrong deep. This message should be impossible to trigger"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely the programmers error. I happen to know this programmer well and he is an absolute moron. And there is good reason he will never write production code. But I'm a happy moron so that's good<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me think of a root cause analysis that was made at a previous job I had (there was a major outage, hence the analysis). The cause was due to a software bug in an in-house developed software solution. Instead of writing that the root cause being due to said bug, the wording was something similar to "the issue was due to human error, writing a wrongful function in the code for program X". I found it a very interesting choice of wording.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
56
programmerhumor
_felagund
h231drv
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>my favorite: `catch (Exception ignored) {}`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
55
programmerhumor
Marsdreamer
h23wonq
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My fave is fixing up old code and seeing the message "something went wrong deep. This message should be impossible to trigger"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Definitely the programmers error. I happen to know this programmer well and he is an absolute moron. And there is good reason he will never write production code. But I'm a happy moron so that's good<|eor|><|sor|>Makes me think of a root cause analysis that was made at a previous job I had (there was a major outage, hence the analysis). The cause was due to a software bug in an in-house developed software solution. Instead of writing that the root cause being due to said bug, the wording was something similar to "the issue was due to human error, writing a wrongful function in the code for program X". I found it a very interesting choice of wording.<|eor|><|sor|>Root Cause is designed to find system failures and help build safeguards for the future. A good root cause analysis tries **very** hard not to blame a specific individual. The idea being that anyone could have made that mistake and they're not trying to find and punish, but find out where the 'gap' in the system is that allowed the error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
48
programmerhumor
ArdiMaster
h233fc6
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>Segmentation fault: *can't catch this*<|eor|><|sor|>Signal handlers. Also, on Windows I think it's possible to catch access violations through SEH (for better or for worse).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
42
programmerhumor
infecthead
h233c3y
<|sols|><|sot|>How to fix all of the crashes<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cmhc4anews571.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, this reminds me of my last job. By policy, every single function was required to be wrapped in a try/catch block top to bottom (or more accurately since the codebase was mostly VB5 brought forward into VB.Net, On Error GoTo/Resume Next) in order to pass review.<|eor|><|sor|>But... that's good practice? Ideally, functions should be short and limited in scope to one task, so that debugging is easy.<|eor|><|sor|>Not sure why you're getting downvoted without any explanation. I think the answer to: "Should all the functions be short because bla bla" is the always original "it depends". I have been coding for years now and sometimes it's simpler and even necessary to have bigger functions which do several things. Breaking them apart is possible, but would lead to over engineering, code overhead and complicate the maintenance/readability. It's a nice goal to keep in mind, but it's not a 100% correct approach. Unless you meant that having try-catch in every function is a good approach. Here I disagree because, again it can complicate and overhead your code, but more importantly, depending on you programming language, try-catch can be pretty expensive so you don't want to overuse it either.<|eor|><|sor|>And if every function you create has the potential to throw an error, you need to seriously rethink how you write functions. It's entirely possible, and should be enforced as much as feasible, to consider every edge case within the function and handle it appropriately. Don't just expect the string passed as a parameter to be more than six characters long, actually check for it and return early if it isn't<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
38
programmerhumor
javagat10
ezycm4
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,278
programmerhumor
baconofcanada
fgqk6cf
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer at my work. They think I do magic.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,310
programmerhumor
CrazySD93
fgqtgwt
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer at my work. They think I do magic.<|eor|><|sor|>And you're just performing the math functions in excel.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
649
programmerhumor
flargenhargen
fgqxn1m
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've found that even really good programmers have some level of imposter syndrome, so even my shitty formatted weird code that does good things still impresses them, when in my opinion they should spit on it and walk away shaking their heads.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
542
programmerhumor
baconofcanada
fgqtycn
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer at my work. They think I do magic.<|eor|><|sor|>And you're just performing the math functions in excel.<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much. "Programmer". I didn't even ask for this title.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
392
programmerhumor
samurai-horse
fgqytn6
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ctrl+C, alt+tab, ctrl+v. Hacker man.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot step one: Google search.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
281
programmerhumor
brimston3-
fgr1xc1
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've found that even really good programmers have some level of imposter syndrome, so even my shitty formatted weird code that does good things still impresses them, when in my opinion they should spit on it and walk away shaking their heads.<|eor|><|sor|>This is me. I tend to go hard on good style and useful comments, so even when I write complete garbage it looks nice and people think it's solid.<|eor|><|sor|>If they can figure out what you were trying to do and it (provably) does the thing it is supposed to do, then it is solid. Once you've been on enough projects, you accept that every project is in some state of disrepair, and I think most people would prefer documented garbage to clever-but-inscrutable elegance. That way lies madness.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
268
programmerhumor
IVEBEENGRAPED
fgr0ncs
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I've found that even really good programmers have some level of imposter syndrome, so even my shitty formatted weird code that does good things still impresses them, when in my opinion they should spit on it and walk away shaking their heads.<|eor|><|sor|>This is me. I tend to go hard on good style and useful comments, so even when I write complete garbage it looks nice and people think it's solid.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
248
programmerhumor
Spideredd
fgqy7f8
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an electrical engineering student, this hits close to home<|eor|><|sor|>The last time I saw an electrical engineer code, they broke every standard in 50 lines of code and somehow had a recursive main function, but if you removed the recursion, then the program would break. Weirdly, their program worked, but they had no clue *how* it worked.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
228
programmerhumor
Chemo55
fgr3z7l
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ctrl+C, alt+tab, ctrl+v. Hacker man.<|eor|><|sor|>You forgot step one: Google search.<|eor|><|sor|>Step one : stackoverflow.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
176
programmerhumor
samurai-horse
fgqys5v
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer at my work. They think I do magic.<|eor|><|sor|>And you're just performing the math functions in excel.<|eor|><|sor|>Pretty much. "Programmer". I didn't even ask for this title.<|eor|><|sor|>I wasn't even supposed to be here today.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
150
programmerhumor
oliverer3
fgr4eaz
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the main reason I never share anything on GitHub even when it works pretty well, I'm just to afraid of the backlash.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
126
programmerhumor
kjermy
fgqhv90
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an electrical engineering student, this hits close to home<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
111
programmerhumor
drloove
fgr11s9
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As an electrical engineering student, this hits close to home<|eor|><|sor|>The last time I saw an electrical engineer code, they broke every standard in 50 lines of code and somehow had a recursive main function, but if you removed the recursion, then the program would break. Weirdly, their program worked, but they had no clue *how* it worked.<|eor|><|sor|>So just like software engineers then.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
109
programmerhumor
mattmaddux
fgr5qj7
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is the main reason I never share anything on GitHub even when it works pretty well, I'm just to afraid of the backlash.<|eor|><|sor|>You should bite the bullet and do it. I recently posted a library on Github and shared it on a couple relevant subreddits, and after a while its gotten some usage and a few issues resolved. Even just that little bit is VERY encouraging. (Also, my code is NOT great. I think youll find very few people who will go out of their way to make you feel like an idiot over it.) [EDIT] If you do, let me know and at least youll get a Star and follow from me!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
95
programmerhumor
Zimlokks
fgr31iz
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer at my work. They think I do magic.<|eor|><|sor|>Me who can write simple bash script: family thinks I'm a genius, also apparently I have to do all the tech related stuff now. Sad introvert noises.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84
programmerhumor
MechanicalBayer
fgr7pot
<|sols|><|sot|>Pretty much.<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/0vmh03b24df41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm the only programmer at my work. They think I do magic.<|eor|><|sor|>Me who can write simple bash script: family thinks I'm a genius, also apparently I have to do all the tech related stuff now. Sad introvert noises.<|eor|><|sor|>I write embedded control/simulation/machine learning software for humanoid robots. If my girlfriend asks me one more time to fix her printer because Im good at computer stuff Im gonna have an aneurism<|eor|><|sor|>I think it's universally accepted that printers operate through black magic and fucking suck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
79
programmerhumor
mevlix
visr9p
<|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
29,260
programmerhumor
grpagrati
idezqe8
<|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yo, Albert, e=mc2? Thats all you got for all those years studying?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,993
programmerhumor
RealLordDevien
idewnie
<|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>simple. 4 lines of code plus * creating issue for documentation changes * source documentation changes * create Tests * review the 4 lines with a coworker (if one has time) * test the change on a machine other than my dev one. * Find a tester to to an additional integration test (basically do it yourself, because explaining to them how to do it takes even longer) * merge those 4 lines in 2 different target branches * review those 2 integrations * test those 2 integrations * package in a patch * send to customer * use 10 state transitions to get those 3 jira tasks to reflect the current state and fill out at least 20 unnecessary metrics like detailed location, root cause, impact etc.. * track used time in at least 2 tools do all of it again after some tester didn't read the whole bug description, reopened it and attached an additional edge case he thought of while testing.. at least thats why it taskes so long for me -_-<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,358
programmerhumor
HellkerN
idet42y
<|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>4000 Google searches<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
691
programmerhumor
rusty_ragnar
idf229t
<|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yo, Albert, e=mc2? Thats all you got for all those years studying?<|eor|><|sor|>This comment is perfect!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
632
programmerhumor
Bwob
idfz5p5
<|sols|><|sot|>When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/3vg42eu29c791.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yo, Albert, e=mc2? Thats all you got for all those years studying?<|eor|><|sor|>It's like that story about the guy with an engine that is sputtering and having problems. So he calls in a repairman, who listens to his description, fires up the engine, and then spends a while poking and prodding it, checking readings and observing what's going on. Then the repairman took out a small hammer, and lightly tapped a particular valve a few times. And then all the problems went away and the engine worked perfectly. The owner was upset when he got a bill for $500, since he felt like that was a bit excessive for a problem that took 10 seconds of tapping to solve. Upon hearing his complaint, the repairman thoughtfully sent him a new bill with an itemized breakdown: Tapping the valve: $10 Knowing where to tap: $490 ---------------------------------- Total: $500<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
386